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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)
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Bro catch a hint!!!
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so I'm curious cause there are so many careers people headcanons for duke he might as well be the next Barbie. Please elaborate in the tags!
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In Vino Veritas
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worst part of being a jesus christ superstar fan is that when you mention its your favourite musical people who aren't familiar will be like 'oh haha are you a jesus fan... is jesus your blorbo' and its like no!! absolutely not!! my blorbo is very obviously Judas Iscariot ):<
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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Is this anything
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too
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transfem mob week day 1: egg/realization
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eggs are very fragile. mob just didn't realize she had one until reigen accidentally hit her with this information and made her comically slip, fumble with it, and accidentally fall on it.
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wally west will literally call bart an ungrateful spoiled unbearable brat and then the next day he’s wearing ridiculous costumes zipping around the country trying to misdirect bart from his surprise party. they are in fact everything to me
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how can text posts be nsfw
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If you submitted a poll, do you remember to check the results seven days later? Yes/No
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when you can’t remember the word for ‘cremation’ so you have to google ‘corpse incineration.’
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