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Hey so, in your pinned post why did you lie about getting the information from Wikipedia when the Wikipedia page for UwU didn't exist until three days after your post? And even if the creation date wasn't damning, the wording on it was different to the knowyourmeme.com page you were actually quoting? Not calling you out for saying it was 2005 when the earliest known date as of writing this is in 2000, at the time that was the earliest known date that's fine (except not really because the chapter it's in the notes for was posted in 2006 but that's not your fault, that's knowyourmeme.com being misleading as the fanfic was in fact published in 2005, it just didn't contain UwU then), just wondering why you felt the need to claim it was from a Wikipedia page that didn't exist.

Because the original UwU Wikipedia page was deleted and replaced/merged with a new one shortly after the post went viral (for some reason?), hence why the creation date for the current one is 3 days after the post. What, you really thought that a fucking WIKIPEDIA page for UwU was made as recently as 2020? Have some common sense.

Now find something better to do with your time rather than sending a stupid ask about a 3 and a half year old post, Jfc.

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pspspspspspsspss come here

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im bored help me

bOIOIOIOING!

#istg all your posts are AI generated

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So yall remember that whole thing about Goncharovs creator Matteo JWHJ0715s mother being Italian? Apparently, the film has a lot of inspiration from his life growing up, and how as it was only his mother at home, he began doing manual labour picking tomatoes to pay for the house, until the farm he was working on got bought out as a money laundering scheme and he got caught up in that whole mess. That's where they got the tomato scene from.

#goncharov #matteo jwhj0715

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Self-love witch curses are best witch curses.

I want a protagonist who gets stuck in a time loop and just. uses it to take a staycation

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Ik this is a yonks old question but like early 2021

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

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*Sitting down in the pink things chair, you notice thousands of tiny needles slowly pierce their way through your skin.

You like it.*

you seem tired. may I....offer you a seat?

#pain tw #needles tw

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~v a p o r h o u s e~ (art by @elektrakute on IG)

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I wish I had someone special so I could rip their nose off😥

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

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Try character x character, I reckon it'd fit in this format.

On the list of ideas that make me foam at the mouth that I’ll never write because nobody likes my oc content.

An isekai where the protagonist somehow ends up falling from the sky only to land safely in the royal court of an ancient Chinese emperor, they think everyone is staring at them out of shock that they’d just fallen from the sky, but in reality their body transformed into a very attractive half dragon/half human I.e. a heavenly body in human form.

What follows is them trying to escape to find their way home only to be kept there by an emperor eager to win their love and attention, so much so he neglects his harem entirely to please the dragon who fell from the heavens ~Bambi

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PLEASE

DEAR GOD PLEASE

On the list of ideas that make me foam at the mouth that I’ll never write because nobody likes my oc content.

An isekai where the protagonist somehow ends up falling from the sky only to land safely in the royal court of an ancient Chinese emperor, they think everyone is staring at them out of shock that they’d just fallen from the sky, but in reality their body transformed into a very attractive half dragon/half human I.e. a heavenly body in human form.

What follows is them trying to escape to find their way home only to be kept there by an emperor eager to win their love and attention, so much so he neglects his harem entirely to please the dragon who fell from the heavens ~Bambi

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UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

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Hmm, this manufacturing of emotions has the same exact sound as a laser

I have manufactured your emotions auuauuuuauauuuauuauuuauuauauuauuu

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OH GOLLY GOSH OH NOES

Omg guyys I have massive news regarding the speed at which I’m hurtling towards you

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Yes those are my 45k notes, this shit blew up because of my reblog. I still can't believe it but I AM INCREDIBLY PROUD OF MY ONE VIRAL POST

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

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Can confirm that head scratches are indeed top-level bliss.

And welcome back to reasons why Genji is a cat ~Bambi

———

Cole: *scratching Genjis hair gently while they watch tv*

Genji: *in pure and utter bliss* =w=

Cole: *stops*

Genji: NE!!!

Cole: alright alright!! *resumes scratching*

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The best thing about this post is that it's not even that specific. There's fuck tons of regional accents, tempo can be mixed, gender doesn't take robot into account, direction is something else entirely like this mf could rock up WITH 8D AUDIO to tell us it's a binge comp, e.t.c, and PM could say those four words in any order he liked, and we'd still understand. So the number is probably closer to fucking infinite.

Guys, @pmseymourva is never gonna run out of ways to say it's a binge compilation.

With just my personal calculations, what I could find, what my calculator could process, and what my mind could stay motivated to research...there are over 130,636,800 voices and sounds one person can make with their voice. It will never end.