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lesbocrocker · 1 year

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Benvolio: Okay then, if you aren’t gay, why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Mercutio: Oh my god, bro it’s SATIRE

Benvolio: THAT’S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS

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r-and-j1996memes · 2 years

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Tybalt: You lying, cheating, piece of-! Benvolio: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Tybalt: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING MERCUTIO WITH ME! Juliet, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

au where no one dies and they all get along post-movie :) idk i just like it cuz i think it'd be funny

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irtifuck · 10 months

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stiles: derek, derek, wherefore art thou, derek? derek (confused): i'm right here, babe...? stiles: "wherefore" means "why" not "where" you dumbass. derek: i strongly believe that misunderstandings like these are what defines our relationship.

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sparklingrainbowdragon · 5 months

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Romeo, trying to be friendly: Hey, Tybalt. Uhm. Nice top!

Mercutio: Why, thank you!

Benvolio: (*wondering if 10 am really is too early to start drinking*)

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wheretobuygoodurl · 6 months

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Shakespeare characters as random things in my notes app

Lady Macbeth: It was so cunt of him to die

Hamlet, talking about Claudius: He looks like his hairline got a restraining order from his forehead.

Also Hamlet: After I found out I had a silly little mental disorder, I was like, “what if I went to England?”

Mercutio, angrily: If I was a shark, I would eat Tybalt.

Hamlet, with an idea for a play: I say, “beef jerky.” The camera pans to you, saying “No! Please no!” Then it pans back over to me. I am beef jerky.

Hamlet, with another idea for a play: I’m gonna write a one-act comedy of The Last Supper. Yes, “Judas, you’ve been awfully quiet.”

Laertes, to the tune of Creep by Radiohead: 🎶 I’m a crêpe 🎶

More to come.

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gabs-books · 7 months

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Percy: Annabeth you're my Juliet to my Romeo Annabeth: ... Do you know the ending of that story? Nico: Didn't Juliet drink some drink making her look dead then Romeo finds her looking dead then drinks poison but then Juliet wakes up she sees romeo dead and then stabs herself? Percy: wait THAT'S how the ending goes?! Annabeth: Yeah... You didn't know? Percy: I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOVE STORY! Nico: Technically it is just without not with a modern happy ending.

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lunaxx08 · 9 days

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juliet varadha : o romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou, romeo?

romeo deva : i'm right here, juliet...?

juliet varadha : 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'.

romeo deva : misunderstandings like this are what define our relationship.

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incorrectandjuliet · 2 months

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