I am the horniest asexual I stfg I need there to be sex all the time thinking of it looking at it reading it writing it just pls I don't want to be involved
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remember when . nandor the relentless . relented. for guillermo.
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“We vampires live in the shadows…
Hide in the shadows…
Hunt in the shadows…
…and go shopping sometimes in the shadows…
…Or make love in the shadows”
What We Do in the Shadows: Interviews with Some Vampires Short film, 2005
What We Do in the Shadows TV show, 2019
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new niche just dropped
edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible
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no dynamic is too pure to be sullied by sex because sex isn’t dirty. btw.
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"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps
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