The Very Model of a Modern Major General
[Y/N sitting by one of the Diasomnia windows, gazing out at it forlornly]
Y/N, sighs: When will my husband return from the war?
Malleus: Husband?
Sebek: WAR??
Silver, just waking up: Huh? What now..?
Y/N: He’s been gone for so long…
Malleus: I didn’t know you were married?
Sebek: Human, wHAT WAR?!?
Silver: *is terribly confused*
Y/N, sighing more: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…
Lilia, waltzes in carrying groceries: I’m back!
Y/N, starry eyed: Lilia!~ *springs up and rushes over to him to engulf him in a hug, planting kisses all over his face*
Lilia, laughing: I was gone for only half an hour, my dear.~
Malleus, Silver, & Sebek: . . .
Silver: Ah.
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Day 64: Pounded In The Butt By My Irrational Bigoted Fear Of Humans Who Were Born As Unicorns Using A Human Restroom
While I had conflicting feelings on "Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn" in light of how the conversation on trans rights and visibility has evolved, I feel like this tingler, published only 11 months later, holds up incredibly well. It tackles gender in a similar way to robot fiction, in the way that the protagonist feels insecurity over his humanity when someone he would not traditionally recognize as a human is able to inhabit human spaces.
One aspect that I appreciate a lot is that the story makes it very clear that the character that the protagonist initially directs his species transphobia towards does not pass as a human at all; the bigoted protagonist and the waitress who is dismissive of his bigotry both refer to the character as a unicorn based on appearance. A major point in this tingler is that the man deserves dignity whether or not he "looks" like he should be in a human space. A lot of transphobes love to make arguments that operate in this heightened reality. It's not hard to imagine one saying, "what, should we accept it if someone identifies as a unicorn?" I mean, the furry panic is basically that, using some on-its-face absurd otherkin caricature as a proxy for trans people. This tingler meets them in their invented space where they think their argument is the most ironclad and says, yes, that would be fine actually, even if we did all live in your thought experiment and even took it a step further by introducing other sapient species with clear physical differences. People of different species peeing in the same room is not going to break the fabric of society.
(Side note not entirely related, people who care about such things are also just.... really bad at telling who "belongs", which is addressed in the story somewhat but I just like to mention whenever I have the chance that it includes false positives on their Wrong Sex Detector too. I use the bathroom that corresponds to my birth certificate and I've been stared at, yelled at, one time someone just watched me piss?? So much for bathrooms being a harrassment free space.)
I also love that nothing sexual takes place in the bathroom. The protagonist recovering from his bigotry fucks a sentient restroom sign right in the middle of the diner. Absolute madman, I can't help but respect it.
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hello aegosexuals!! I have received quite the amount of love for my other post on aegosexual memes!
Again I have come with a good supply of more! But they lack in quality a little more this time so idk.
Anyway enjoy u bitchless bitches xo 🤗
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In the third campaign of the webseries Critical Role, Fresh Cut Grass (FCG) is tormented by an undead bird named Shithead. When they finally run into their tormentor following their joining of Bells Hells and are able to communicate with Shithead, they ask their enemy why it has chosen to target them, wondering if it's in retribution for one of what FCG sees as their many past transgressions. Shithead responds that no, there is no moral basis; he merely fucking hates FCG and wants to ruin him.
From this, we can see that Shithead displays infinitely more maturity than many people on Tumblr regarding characters they do not like. In this essay I will
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reblog if you're a mr krabs fujoshi!
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this is what seventeenth heaven is to me
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