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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Cryptid Batfam Prompt- But in Memes
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maukiki1 · 3 months
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my son and his uncooked pasta bit-beast
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also heres th lineart bcs the lineart was especially laborious lol
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lucalicatteart · 1 year
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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 3: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression
(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)
The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should throw a coin into the mysterious well ….
"After nearly ten minutes rummaging through the disorganization at the bottom of his backpack, he finally approaches the well once again, meager coin pouch in hand. He meticulously balances a little golden coin on the tip of his thumb, positioning it just so for an elegant coin flip… With a flick of his hand, the coin wobbles off, anticlimactically dropping into the darkness.. He pouts, leaning in to listen for a plonk as the coin hits the water but… nothing…. silence.. A few minutes pass and he shrugs, moving to pick up his bag and just continue his journey elsewhere, when suddenly a faint noise echoes from the well.. an almost cartoonish plopping sound, like wet feet slapping against stone..? The pitter patter grows closer and closer…then stops abruptly. The adventurer cautiously slinks over to the well, only to find.. a creature of some sort, clinging to the walls, staring up at him blankly. - What should he do next?"
#paventure posting#polls#choose your own adventure#(I saw a few people tag these as that and I guess it makes sense. hmm)#DAY 3!!! vote to choose this little man's fate#Sad that people did not want to go into the well.. :( Maybe we can still go in depending on how things go with#The Creachure. I mean I know I could just make whatever happen anyway since I'm the one doing it but. It has to feel natural lol#it would be obviously just me doing what I want if I was like 'oh uh we went to throw the coin in the well but he tripped and#fell and then somehow didnt die and whoops he's in the well anyway!!'' lol#I care more about things being realistic and natural than following whatever ideas seem interesting. If it was voted for him to explode#into a million pieces sadly I would simply have to explode him. audience says#let me know if the formatting of this is weird?? also? I wasn't sure where to put the slightly longer bit of text#so I kept it under a reas more just to the post looks neater. I thought it'd seem weird with a bunch of text blocks sandwiching the poll#and too much going on. But I also feel like it's organizationally weird if all the details are at the end? eh..#bt then at least it's optional. not everyone will want to read more. And it's not like.. amazing text lol#I'm slapping them out off of the top of my head with minimal editing because I have to get it done and I know if I make it too complicated#or become concerned with like things being Perfectly Revised then I will absolutely not be able to do it once a day#Same with the obvious sketchy ms paint art lol. But so like. I dont feel as bad about kind of having the text be options#*optional since it's not like 'omg this is so good u have to read this' it's like.. eh.. passable amount of detail ghbj#ANYWAY. and 'paventure' (poll + adventure) is just temporary so I have a way to tag this on the blog/keep up with the posts#in a organized way. I think 'padventure' is more obvious but that's already the name of other things and I didnt want the tags to be#confusing or like.. post in some random tag that people already use for something else#but the only thing I found when googling 'paventure' is like. .some venture capital business from PA. and who cares about that lol#explanation probably not needed but I think it sounds a bit silly so I'm justifying myself to myself lol#ANYWAY. lov his silly hat. I want to draw him more. I want to name him. I COULD DO A POLL TO CHOOSE A NAME#but that wouldn't fit in with any of the days lol. maybe if I make it a week actually doing it or something at the end of the week#I could do a bonus poll or something. ??? idk.. ANYWAY.. new day!
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lesbaurinkos · 10 months
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look at my cats boy
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wander-wren · 1 year
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i’m home with my baby again <3
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i missed her. also apparently she’s been acting like a war widow and rarely leaves my room except to harass my sister (lovingly knock every object off her desk). and like, doesn’t come to dinner unless you physically fetch her. is my babygirl depressed
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applegreenrunnerbean · 7 months
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My hottest Tolkien take is that he should never have stopped calling them Gnomes.
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inthememetime · 2 years
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Danny and Jazz get adopted by Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, and Waylon Jones after the Fenton Adults accidentally forget about their kids after a science convention in Gotham. Jazz is ten and Danny is six, this uses your version of young Danny in which he can safely eat anything.
Danny and Jazz develop differently in Gotham with a loving trio of parents to guide them through life in Gotham, the Batfamily cannot comprehend how to kids raised by three supervillians can be so normal (by Gotham's twisted standards).
Also for this idea Harley is married to both Pamela and Waylon which is fully legal in the court of law, Harley is the glue that ultimately keeps their family unit together.
KILLER CROC! KILLER CROC! KILLER CR- *somebody slaps me*
Whoo! Ok, sorry, he's such a fun villain. Here we go!
It was less Harley, Waylon, and Pamela adopting them and more Jazz and Danny adopting the trio.
Danny pretty much latched onto Waylon. Literally. With teeth. Waylon thought it was hilarious, brought the gremlin home, and bam! another kid was riding on his back the whole time and he didn't notice.
At first, they try to find their parents, but the kids don't want to leave. As in 'causing potentially deadly shenanigans' don't want to leave.
And you know what? They can respect that. Waylon falls first. Not only are these kids Not Afraid of him, the little biter won't leave him alone. He shares Waylon's food (people don't like to get within 5 feet of a guy named Killer Croc when he's eating for a Reason), and he somehow accidentally starts teaching Danny how to hunt in the sewers and abandoned buildings.
(Does Danny get a taste for human flesh in this? Probably.)
Jazz likes the human mind, she's insatiably curious, and so she gets the nickname of Harley's little duckling. (Changes to Red Swan or something badass later, but she keeps the goose/swan/duck in her name because those are Scary Birds) (ooh or maybe The Cassowary)
Danny gets a nickname too. Maybe Gator-Bog or something?
More under the cut!
Despite Waylon's insistence that Danny is adopted, they all believe he's his biological son because they have witnessed Danny: bite the Joker's nose off when he got too close, eat a sewer rat, nearly bite Tim's fingers off (luckily he was wearing heavy gloves), hiss like a creachur, and he also sets off Damian's 'dangerous animal let me pet it' alarms.
Danny can eat everything because he's contaminated by ectoplasm, so there's also the reflecting eyes, sharp teeth, and weird strength.
Batman returns Danny to his 'dad' at least once a month. Keeping Danny out of Shenanigans is pretty much a full time job, so he's a lot less of a frequent bat-villain lately.
Jazz, meanwhile, seems perfectly normal. This leads to the batfam kidnapping her at least once a month for several years. Hilariously, when Danny is cleaned up, he gets confused for Damian until he opens his mouth leading to multiple accidental kidnappings.
By the time the Fentons find Danny, the batfam is just cackling. "That kid? Go ahead, pick him up. Just count your fingers after."
By the time they find Jazz, the batfam is no longer laughing because they had some weird ghost netting that managed to hold Gator-Boy.
At some point, Constantine arrives and continuously tries to persuade everyone that Danny is a ghost.
Damian is the least kidnapped member of the batfam, despite being the youngest, because kidnappers have accidentally mistaken Danny for Damian before. The ones who managed to keep their lives (Waylon is never happy about people kidnapped either of his kids), and their fingers/noses/ears (Danny has and will happily rip a kidnappers face off) spread the rumor.
When Danny actually, finally dies and becomes a halfa, because ghosts look like how they see themselves, he turns into a ghostly version of Killer Croc.
Hilariously, everyone STILL believes Constantine is wrong. That's no ghost. Clearly, that's a were-crocodile.
Danny is still a hero! Sort of. He takes a bite out of crime- literally.
Vlad tries to kidnap him. It does Not Go Well. For Vlad. Danny, Pamela, Jazz, Harley, and Waylon have a great time.
"That's a ghost!" "Yes, Constantine, Plasmius is a ghost, we know." "Danny is too!" "Leave sleeping were-gators lie, honestly"
Damian and Danny regularly blame hijinks on the other. "Damian, who beat an abusive zoo owner nearly to death?' " Gator-boy, most likely." "Danny, who rescued 200 people from Mr. Freeze?" "I heard that one of the Wayne kids was there."
OR
Alternatively for Vlad: realizes the Fentons abandoned their kids like they abandoned him and becomes the weird, slightly concerning uncle. Teaches Danny all about being a halfa, but also has cloned him.
"You cloned my son?!" "It was an accident!" "There are 4 clones!!!!" "Oops?"
Constantine breaks down into tears because there's now 6 ghosts in Gotham, and nobody believes him about 5.
Danny, the were-gator. David the were-skeleton. Don the were-Frankenstein, Michael the were-dinosaur, and of course Dani the were-shark.
Vlad's 'children' go trick or treating as sheet ghosts to Constantine's house every year because it's always hilarious.
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tagedeszorns · 10 days
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Watch out - GIANT RATS!
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I am nearly done with my Beastmen Kill Team and am in the mood for more creachures (to quote Angron's greatest joke).
There's this City-event in the Warhammer-stores that got me (a tiny bit) into Age of Sigmar. I am very unfamiliar with AoS-lore but as I am working my way into it, it seems to me that Skaven are the kind of disgusting fun for me to paint.
But - they are just a few months away from an update, so I decided to start with just one guy to see, if I really like painting them.
So I bought the most complicated, detailed rat ever.
The Warlock bombardier.
And ... boy, ain't he sweet?
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So many fun little details! He's turning the valve on his backpack with his tail! Sparkley-arcs between his backpack-spikes! He's releasing rats with his foot!
Love him!
I pondered hard if I should paint him in parts and assemble later. Would have made details easier. But does not really work with my style of painting and my fun of gradients. So I'll have to bite the bullet and fiddle with the most obscure little things in the most unexpected places.
Let's see how I like Skaven!
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quietwingsinthesky · 20 days
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it’s fine though im gonna just write all my thoughts. here. as they happen. in real time. enjoy o7
- makes out with a woman. immediately stops and starts talking about the master getting inside his body. he’s so fucking funny.
- all this fucking exposition alsjfksjkafjkgjd
- succ the planet
- ABANDONED MY CAT OUT IN THE COLD ALONE!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST WANTS YOUR HELP TO FIND AN…. atomic clock. GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!
- GOD I THOUGHT THE MASTER SAID “before he finds a cock”
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- LITERALLY CAT BEHAVIOR. LET HIM INNNNNN.
- grace <3 grace! grace :3 graceeee!!!!! grace :D grace :(
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- i dont have to say anything here
- WAIT NO HE DOESNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM. DOCTOR YOU ARE SO STUPID. NEVER KNOWS HIS BOYFRIEND.
- “she kiss as good as me?” “as well as you.” i love that the master is a pedantix grammar asshole
- ACID GOOP SPIT????????????????? FROM HIS MOUTH?????????????? hey modern doctor who writers you know what you should bring back-
- “WAIT! STOP. HE’S UHM. HE’S. He’s british?” THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ALSJFKSKFHFK
- cop takes the jelly baby. doctor makes kissy noises at him. cop goes :/. doctor threatens to shoot himself. okay <3
- doctor who needs more motorcycle chase scenes
- can i say. btw. i love the master having his own companion kind of here. (also. the “you kill me.” exchange. alsjfjflsjd autistic murder creature.)
- doctor found his atomic cock. i mean clock.
- the half-human thing is so stupid. gog bless.
- he keeps goopin people up
- things the master does in this movie: have sex with the tardis’s keyhole. penetrate a man’s throat. fantasize about getting inside the doctor’s body. says every sentence as seductively as possible. gets his young male sidekick to pull a large phallic object out of a hole. gives people money shots with his goop.
- i love grace. gotta appreciate a girl who’s ready to do insane shit after some guy spits on her.
- mrs tardis…. you’re back. (i did pause the movie to make sure. he says “there she is” <3 his wife) also he just leaves the key??? on the top?????? god no wonder the master can just break in whenever he wants. he absolutely knows where the doctor keeps that key.
- THE GUY ON THE MOTORCYCLE JUST- THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
- she’s dying :((((
- OH HE GOTS HER. HE GOTS HER!!!!!!!!!!!! POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHACKED THE DOCTOR OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OH MY GOD.
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- OH MY GOD????????????? HE ALWAYS DRESSES FOR THE OCCASION?????????????????
- the cunt……. the cunt………!!!!
- PUTTING A CROWN OF THORNS ON MR CHRIST FIGURE?????????????????????????????????????? (<- he’s. like. not. but also they did reference it earlier so.)
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- i love his stupid robes so much. i want them. whats with that collar. why is gallifreyan fashion so stupid. its fantastic. (mentally putting Even in the stupid gallifreyan collar robes)
- he’s so full of stupid <3 he wasted his fucking lives <3
- NO! LEEEEEEE!!!!!!
- hey why would a piece of gallifreyan technology. im assuming. only work for people who are. not from gallifrey. why would you need a human eye for this. why am i acting like this movie should make sense.
- fellas is it gay to wanna merge mind and body with your oldest enemy and friend.
- he is aLiiiiveeehhhhh :D
- being fed (<- big fan of companions having to figure out the bullshit that is tardis piloting on their own)
- why is the master making whale sounds. why’s he do that. why is he always some sort of creachur. goes rarghhhhh!!!!!
- RETURN OF THE CANONICAL TIME LORD 30 FT VERTICAL LEAP ABILITY
- give me your hand………………………………
- bro they melted him In The Eye
- is he actually jesus though. like is that. im not crazy right. i think they made the doctor into a jesus. they got him. just like superman. no one escapes the jesus.
- “what a sentimental old thing this tardis is” 🥹🥹🥹 yeah. yeah, she is.
- SHE’S DIGESTING HIM????? DIGESTING THE MASTER????????? MASTER GOT VORED BY THE TARDIS NOT CLICKBAIT??????? GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL??????????????????
- this movie is so fucking funny i know i keep saying that but it really is. sometimes unintentionally but also when it means to as well. silly movie <3
- “come with me 🥺” “you come with me 🤨”
- im not invested in whatever romance they probably want me to be invested in here but i AM invested in the wild brief companionship with a man that ended in a case of mild death that she voluntarily chose to let go of. which is different. and more important.
- i cant believe the master just got fucking vored and thats how he dies. i mean obviously not forever but-
- i had fun :)
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coramatus · 11 months
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When it comes to both Pokémon and animals, the twins are in the 'that thing will haunt my nightmares for years to come, let's take a closer look!' crowd. Anything else would send them running but Pokémon/animals are just little creatures who are interesting and can't help how they look.
If they didn’t love trains and battling so much more, Emmet and Ingo would probably be Pokémon educational show presenters, kinda like the Pokéverse’s version of the Kratt brothers or something. They love these freaky creachurs and they’re gonna share that with the world one way or another.
On a similar note, one of the things that severely sidetracked Emmet early in his stay in NYC was finding a library book on the arthropods of Earth. He lost a few days just learning about all the crazy forms our bugs take instead of trying to fix his universe-hopping machine. He made sure to buy his own copy later to share with Ingo so they could freak out about them together.
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puppetmaster13u · 26 days
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Hermit 2024 Designs
Been a while since I posted anything hermitcraft here, so have Part 1 of my headcanon designs. I'll do the outfits once I finish all the hermits' base designs first :>
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(No I don't know why Scar's picture looks like that or how I can fix it)
NEXT
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smut-and-circles · 9 months
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If jsab is only one of them, what's your other obsessions rn?
Okay! so- let's get the main ones sorted out-
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First off, JSaB. The usual, the goat, the one I started to pubicly draw the nasties off to show to people on the internet. Not bad, but I feel like I've done so much of it I can only revamp old concepts for it (which isn't as bad but my brain goes haywire and those concepts can be outdated in less than a week).
Still, very fun to do: 10/10
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Next, Neon Genesis Evangelion. I like some of the robot and creature designs a little too much for my own good, but it's not as wild as my JSaB nasties, it's way more wholesome because holy shit everyone in that show is a fucking train wreck and deserve some love. Even the robots and creatures.
Although, fair, I only use my ocs when drawing it, because I literally just don't wanna draw any of the humans in the show- Also some of the designs are too complicated and my brain short circuits trying to remember them.
Kinda weird, but wholesome, if you wanna see giant robots getting it on : 9.5/10
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We also have Kirby, surprisingly- It's kinda the same with the Evangelion one: I mostly only use ocs, it's more in a joke/wholesome note, but also can get really weird since, as I have mentioned, I like the robots and the big creachurs more than the main guys. Unironically, the one I started drawing first but not posting anything online because some part of the Kirby fandom almost kills me for just creating said ocs.
You can piece together the rest.
Kinda weird, but still fun, when I finally feel confident enough: 7/10
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And I also like giant kaiju women being absolute menaces to society
Enough said: 100/10
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Choose violence ask game #s 2, 12, 13, 17, 22, 23
2) Man, see, the issue with this is that my faves would do both. Now, dom/sub dynamics, that's easy. Ranpo is such a pillow princess, that man would never take initiative but he would be the most demanding sub in the world, whether there's a dick in his ass or an ass on his dick.
12) I like Teruko. I enjoy her, I think she's fun. Little girl with murder in her bones and a lot of fuckin sass. Not enough people appreciate Teruko. Also she's feral and I'm so easily won over by creachures. She's Little My-core.
13) This one's hard because god, so many characters are subject to bad blorbofication. The ones I see most are Poe and Ranpo, though, just because that's who I consume a lot of content for. Let Ranpo be a bitch. Let Poe be batshit insane. That's all I have to say.
17) BODY HORROR FYOLAI PLEASE PLEASE I NEED MORE BODY HORROR FYOLAI give me Fyodor slowly dismembering Nikolai in gruesome detail give me the most sensual description of a vivisection you can muster give me the most sexually charged image of a man tearing another apart please please I need them to be killing and maiming and ripping each other apart please I want more I feel so strongly about this. I need the most fucked up things you can think of now make it romantic and sensual and that is them. They're so awful.
22) Uhhhh I don't really have strong thoughts about this one, but I think we as a fandom should think more about when Kyouka first joined the ADA and she and Ranpo got along so well and he was showing her all his favorite snacks
23) I'm a multi-shipper baby and I come around so easy, you show me one cute fic and I'm sold I add them to the headcanon polycule. Uhhh I guess Fukumori cuz I don't think Mori deserves happiness but also... old man yaoi......
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bewilderduck-art · 1 year
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Free ideas for @feefal’s funguary: (I will definitely be using some of these for myself but you are welcome to them as well!)
Draw all the mushrooms for the week in one scene with a character at the center
mushrooms as trolls. Littol forest creachures
witches/magic girls/knights/any kind of fantasy anthropmorphized kinda th
mushrooms combined with animals (and BABY MUSHROOM ANIMALS)
specifically other species of mooshrooms would be cool. I apologize for the Minecraft reference
mix 1 part funguary and 1 part febirdary to get ???? Fungbirds
mushroom bouquet
potion bottles/recipes (what spell would they cast?)
environment design inspired by the mushroom (maybe the species is rampant or maybe there’s a world inside)
dancing mushroom sprite (I don’t know how to do this but i need it)
body horror with like. Mushrooms taking over a person or something. Or covering old skeletons ouugh
look into where in the world the mushroom of the day can be found and let that inspire you
mushroom. music.
MUSHROOM BAND
cmon there’s 4 weeks that’s plenty for 4 band members
strongly considering this
anyway
happy funguary
feel free to reblog with more ideas
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K life is back on track (after hospital trip and catching up on school from it) and the writing creachur is waking up again.
I have a wip about Dew and Delta. The timeline is wacky but hopefully it makes sense.
Also I’m struggling with headhopping so hopefully it’s consistently from Dew’s view? Idk, I might switch with a focus to Delta we’ll see.
And it looks shitty, but italics are in * since that’s how notion works and I don’t know if tumblr will format that correctly. Whatever, it’s a wip
Aether looks away from his guest with a glance to Dew, then back to the stranger. But that’s no stranger. No, that long jet black hair is so familiar, his rounded jaw and square chin. He still has chains hanging from the loops of his pants. He turns around, and Dew’s mouth goes dry.
“Oh,” the stranger—no not a stranger, a lost friend—tilts his head. His voice is just as soft and flat as it was years ago. His eyes are so familiar, though changed. New purple color swirls deep near his pupils as he examines Dew. “Dewdrop?”
Dew wants to run head first into his chest. He wants to feel those arms around him again in a cold embrace. He wants to move, but his feet remain firmly planted on the tile of the infirmary. He can only stare.
What has happened to Delta?
He looks just like Dew in a way that is terrifying. The slits against his throat aren’t gills anymore, that’s for sure, but they haven’t closed like Dew’s. They still open and close with his breathing revealing a purple abyss of stars that clearly isn’t attached to his body. He still has his webbing. His ears don’t look right, though. They’re a mix of thin membranes folded over, as if trying to mimic the way that Aether’s ears fold over like a goat. The skin is melded together.
Dew’s throat feels too tight, too overcome with emotion. Delta is alive, by some magic or divine influence, and *here*. He’s standing here and seemingly healthy. He still has his webbing and gills, and that hurts more. *It’s not fair,* Dew thinks, but then quickly shoves the thought down.
“Delta?” Dew’s voice is small, but it sounds booming in the echoing walls of the infirmary. He finds a will to move and takes small steps forward. He tries to not make it obvious, the way he stares at Delta’s morphed features. “What did they do to you?”
Delta’s ears twitch, and the way they move is unpleasant, pulling and straining against his melted skin. His gills open when he speaks, and Dew wants to stick his hands into the abyss that opens just to see how deep they go. Would they be just as cold as the abyss? Or would they be as warm as his body? It’s a morbid thought, but Dew entertains it.
“I don’t know,” Delta looks down and starts picking at his hands.
They stare at each other in pained silence.
Dew has one million questions he wants to ask, like how long ago this happened, but he can’t voice them. Not when Delta’s face looks so pained despite how he looks down. Not when Dew’s throat is closed up.
Aether sighs deeply with arms folded over his chest. “Mountain found him. He was banging on the panes and broke one. M said that he looked like a ghost, like he wasn’t given a physical form during summoning.” Aether waves a hand before it drops dead to his side. “Which, I guess in a way is true?”
Delta nods along with Aether’s story confirming it even if he doesn’t talk much about it.
Dew takes a deep breath just to force his throat to open up, even if just for a moment. He’s still trying to comprehend that Delta is even alive, let alone that he’s *changed*. He’s here, with his chains, and long hair tied back with a pen from Aether.
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hymemena · 10 months
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Just A Little Creachur Starters
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW: Food
"Oh, I wanted to skin those Furbies."
"If you didn't want cats to come in, you shouldn't have turned the heater on."
"Peanut butter sandwiches are just better with Cheetos. I don't make the rules."
"You say I'm different."
"It's not my fault you're remembering me quoting that movie wrong."
"Hisssssssssss! No touchy! Back up! Fuck off!"
"Don't play pattycake with me. I cheat."
"If you skip rocks on that lake, only do it after four pm EST. Trust me."
"The moon is full and I am incapable of thinking once about anything I do, let alone twice."
"In life, most people want to be the swan. I think you should aim to be the cracked-out flamingo."
"Don't come near me with that! I'll melt!"
"If you read books backward while upside down, you never know what could happen."
"Your butt warmth is the only thing maintaining my internal temperature, so I'm going to sit down in the spot that you just evacuated, yes."
"If I don't investigate new things with my mouth, who will?"
"Yeah, well, that's Mx. Waterbear Philosopher to you, sir/madame."
"If you ask me, and nobody did, but they should have, this is authoritarian at best."
"Ugh, I feel woozy. I think there's blood in my coffee system."
"For most people, this is unheard of. I call this a Tuesday."
"I don't understand."
"I think you need a hug, and I have just the fish friend for you!"
"The bed...? Oh! Yeah, it's under the plushies."
"The question shouldn't be 'why do you have eighteen cactuses?' The question should be 'why didn't you buy them all?'"
"I want to eat it. Raw. Mooing."
"I don't necessarily want to taste it, no. But I do want to bite it."
"I'm sharpening my claws."
"The tiger becomes agitated if its enclosure is cluttered."
"There will be no immediate increase in endorphins, and as such, I will not become intimately involved immediately. Increase happy juice output and you'll have my help."
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