#James Potter is a mum

[theliliesofwatersedge]

10 things in James Potters giant “mum bag”

1. Peter’s Inhaler

2. Individual snacks and food bags for everyone (mostly made up of Effie’s left over cooking)

3. Remus and Regulus’ Meds along with a pack of Pain relief

4. A gazillion pens

5. Sirius’ sketch book

6. Spear reading books incase anyone gets bored

7. Photos (Half of them are just him and Regulus being couple goals whilst all the others are the Marauders&Co doing the most random stupidest shit out there)

8. Hair ties (mostly for Marlene, Dorcas and Sirius)

9. Pack of Joints -cause you never know when you’re gonna need them

10. A bottle of Jack Daniels 

#James Potter is a mum #The Marauders #Marauder and Co #James Potter #Jegulus #Sunseeker #Starchaser #Wolfstar #Dorlene #The Mum friend

[adharastarlight]

Reg, being himself, a little scary and weird:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: I'm stuck with him... you chose him

James: I don't know!!!

Reg smiles at him

James, lovesick: ...yeah, I do. I know

#have this little encounter that actually happened between me and my mums bf (where we were sirius and james respectively) #it fitted so well i scribbled it down and only just remembered it existed #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #starchaser #sunseeker #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #regulus arcturus black #james sunshine potter #trans regulus #the black brothers #black brothers #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders incorrect quotes #except its correct and it happened

[theprongspotter]

Euphemia: *sighs*

McGonagall: They never listen, do they?

Pomfrey, rubbing her temples: It’s exhausting.

Hope: Being a mom is hard.

James, sitting down beside them: Tell me about it.

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #james potter #james fleamont potter #james is the mum friend #euphemia potter #effie potter #hope lupin #minerva mcgonagall #minnie mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #james being james

[we-r-loonies]

happy mother's day to the best mum to ever walk the planet, euphemia potter

#marauders #the marauders #euphemia potter #she adopted all of them #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #also happy mothers day to my mum. shes awesome.

[mooomoony]

James: Did you have to stab him?

Regulus: You weren't there you didn't hear what he said to me.

James: *hands on his hips* Well what did he say?

Regulus: "What are you going to do Baby Black? Stab me?"

Barty: That's fair.

#marauders fandom #hp marauders #marauders era #harry potter #james potter #regulus black #barty crouch jr #jegulus #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #giving the people want they want=regulus with a knife #valid reason for murder ngl #barty has regulus back no matter what #barty is an instigator #james is a mum

[marsberryart]

dorlily raising harry 🥹

#marauders #marauders era #fanart #marauders fanart #lily evans #dorlily #dorcas meadowes #dorcas meadowes fanart #lily evans fanart #harry potter #baby harry potter #he’s just a little guy #Dorcas would be scared to be a mum #so she would spoil Harry rotten to cope lol #lily would be so natural at it but in a very chaotic way does this make sense #they mean a lot to me #i love them so much #they’d coparent with James and honestly every marauder lol #the alternate universe where #instead of having no parents #Harry now has too many parents lol

[incorrectwolfstar]

james: put a finger down if you cried during the “your mother and mine” scene from peter pan

sirius: *puts a finger down*

remus: what the fuck

#sirius: i wish nana was my mum guys :( #wolfstar #incorrectwolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #sirius x remus #incorect quote #sirius black x remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect remus lupin #peter pan #incorrect sirius black #moony and padfoot #marauders era #padfoot #remus x sirius #atyd #jegulus #james potter #all the young dudes #crimson rivers #moony #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #atyd marauders #marauders

[accio-sriracha]

James: *holding a hand up to shield his eyes* Man the sun is really bright today.

Effie: *not missing a beat, staring at James* I wish my son was bright.

Sirius: *cackles loudly*

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #padfoot and prongs #marauders headcanon #effie potter #euphemia potter #effie is the best mum #we love her

[goodomensandbadpress]

We need more Sirius just doing the most fucked up shit thinking its completely normal and James being like... haha... um no we DON'T throw stones at cats around here... actually, its considered RUDE to punch someone in the face... yes even if they pushed you a little in the corridor

#James was the mum friend but not in the way that you think #after every holiday sirius went home he would come back to school ready to reteach morals and ethics 101 #Sirius would have the most fucked up prank ideas and james would be like #thats great sweetie now how can we adapt this to be legal and more fun for everyone involved #were going for a hospital wing rate of zero this term #james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot #the marauders #marauders era #marauders

[the-original-gays]

Sirius: Dad, am I ugly?

Monty: What? How could you ask that? I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world.

James: Dad, am I ugly?

Monty: Very much.

#Sirius was the favourite child #james was the biological one #And hell yes! Sirius called effie and monty mum and dad! #the marauders era #harry potter series #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #james potter #sirius black #fleamont potter #monty potter #the best dad in the whole series

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius Black and James Potter would be Percy Jackson kids.

#that’s it #that’s the post #James would introduce them to Sirius #Bc his mum is a b¡tch and would only let him read old literature #Jegulus dressing out as solangelo for Halloween #Them dramatically recreating scenes from the books #Wolfstar as percabeth #mauraders #sirius black #the marauders #wolfstar #regulus black #marauders era #jegulus #remus lupin #james potter #pjo #percy jackson #someone had to say it

[bimoonphases]

@wolfstarmicrofic March 8 – prompt 8: Pepperup Potion – word count 530

Pepperup Potion - Relieves and/or cures cold symptoms

“Hold still, Moony… Here we go.”

Sirius carefully poured the Pepperup Potion they had taken turns to brew for the past three days. Peter, being the best at Potions, had started it up, and now him and Remus were collecting it in a vial to bring it up to the dorm, where Peter was keeping watch on James.

“Let’s hope it works, I’d like to sleep tonight,” Remus yawned.

Like every winter, James had come down with a solid cold. And like every time it happened, it had been a tragedy. He had taken to bed, asking for hot tea with honey, lamenting the fact he couldn’t play Quidditch and wondering aloud between coughs if that was it, if this was the year the cold killed him. So the rest of the Marauders had sprung into action and finally the potion was ready. Sirius and Remus left the dungeons and walked back to Gryffindor Tower, not even stopping once to make out in some hidden corner. They needed James to get well soon, for his sake and for their own peace of mind and sleep schedule. Case in point, when they walked back in the dorm James was wondering out loud if he would ever be able to breathe through his nose again and Peter was sitting by his bed, head in his hands.

“Please tell me it’s ready,” he groaned, looking up at them. “Or I’ll get someone to put him out of his misery.”

“That’s spineless, Wormtail,” Sirius laughed. “Why don’t you kill him yourself?”

“Because I’ll be asleep by then,” Peter yawned, getting up from the chair and throwing himself on his own bed, closing the curtains with a flick of his wand.

“Here, Prongs,” Remus said, carefully helping James up and holding the vial to his mouth. “This will make you feel better in no time.”

“Promise?” James whined.

“I promise,” Remus nodded. “Drink this, go to sleep and you’ll wake up feeling yourself again.”

James did as he was told and settled back on the pillows. Sirius watched Remus tuck him in and close the curtains wishing him sweet dreams.

“I’m knackered,” he groaned then. “Nap?”

Sirius nodded and they curled up together on Remus’s bed, not even bothering to change out of their robes.

“You’re really good with him when he’s like this,” Sirius said, resting his head on his boyfriend’s chest.

“I know how it feels to not be well,” Remus yawned.

“I know, but you have so much patience… You’ll be an amazing father if you have kids one day, Moony.”

There was a moment of silence, so long Sirius thought Remus had fallen asleep. Then, a hand threaded through his hair.

“Would you?” Remus whispered.

“Would I what?”

“If I wanted kids one day… Would you?”

Sirius’s heart jolted in his chest and he moved his head up to be able to look Remus in the eyes.

“Have children with you?” he asked.

Remus nodded slowly and Sirius’s heart skipped a beat.

“Merlin, yes,” he breathed.

They fell asleep as they were still kissing.

#for all his being the mum friend James definitely is a big baby once he's ill #wolfstar #wolfstar microfic #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #marauders #james potter #peter pettigrew #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #just writing (like i'm supposed to live)

[adharastarlight]

The marauders as conversations I've had:

Reg, in the bath:

James: Reggie!!!! you alive in there?

Reg: sadly!!!!

James: pardon!?!

Reg: yes!!!!

#i think my mum may be concerned about me #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #regulus kinnie #regulus being regulus

[sybill-the-seer]

Young ~3-y/o Harry following Petunia around the house while she does chores. Young Harry holding onto Petunia’s skirt and sucking his thumb while she does the dishes. Young Harry playing quietly in the grass near Petunia while she weeds the garden. Young Harry just wanting to be WITH someone at all times. Young Harry trotting along after Petunia all day being her little shadow until her patience wears thin and she sends him to his cupboard. Young Harry being a clingy child who desperately needs affection but never gets it.

#😭😭😭 #my boy has abandonment issues i don’t make the rules #he was torn away from his family and everyone and everything familiar to him at such a young age #and thrust into this entirely new environment #with people he’s never met before #and he just wants his mum #but she’s not there #no one can tell me 1 y/o Harry had an experience that traumatic and then didn’t have abandonment issues #my boy was a clingy child #and it hurts me #and older Harry has become so accustomed to abandonment that he starts to expect it #and is then pleasantly surprised when people stick around #petunia dursley #harry james potter #tw child abuse #tw childhood trauma

[redadidassneakers]

Remus: population growth is just a formal mathematical way of saying, how fast can people fuck?

Lily: it’s also another way of saying, how fast can people fuck and also die?

James: actually it’s more like, how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?

Sirius: fuck to death ratio

Regulus: the future is in good hands, I see

#source: your mum #actual source: tumblr #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #sirius black #remus lupin #regulus black #lily evans #james potter #marauders headcanon #wolfstar #marauders textpost #harry potter #hp text post #regulus black textpost

[causereyna-artie]

Regulus would be the sort of person to nod and hum while you tell him a story, Sirius would be the sort to bitch about the villain in it and gasp an necessary unnecessary amount, while James would do both, promise to not tell anyone and then with his goldfish memory forget it in a day. Buuutttt if he did remember it he would tell Effie. Fight the wall.

#mum you will not believe what happened today #james potter #jegulus #desi james potter #james x regulus #sirius black #marauders #marauders headcanon #headcanon