sirius: i was gonna say we could do a marilyn monroe and john f kennedy roleplay but i’d get too much into it
remus: how?
sirius: because you’d be all sexy and say “come to bed, mr. president,” and i’d be like “i can’t, i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by eighteen.”
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Remus: Have you told anyone we're dating?
Sirius: Yes, I have no self control and I've told the whole school we are.
Remus: No need for sarcasm
Sirius: What sarcasm?
Remus: ...
Sirius: I've told everyone.
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Remus: Ah the humble apostrophe. The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.
Sirius: Also the difference between “well fuck” and “we’ll fuck.”
Remus:
Remus: Yes that too.
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«Was it scary… Was I scary?»
«No. You were beautiful.»
I did this in February and I hated it, now I tried to fix some things and it kinda works (?)
In any case you can enjoy the angst ;)
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when your boyfriend is a convicted criminal on the loose but needs some fresh air
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okay but
Remus knowing how to knit because he used to spend a lot of time with his mom inside the house so she tought him how to
so he knows how to make nice fuzzy jumpers, he makes them for himself to wear and not worry about buying expensive clothes
and when he meets Sirius, that only has clothes that are too fancy and that he hate cause they make him look like his family
Remus makes the most colorful and warm jumpers he can for Sirius to be comfortable and happy
and they're basically the only thing Sirius wears the whole winter
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sirius: i can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is my thing. they’re copying me, posers
remus: sirius, for the last time, we’re at your mother’s funeral
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Remus: why are you following me?
Sirius: because we’re dating now
Remus: okay… what about Prongs?
Sirius: we’re a package deal
James: buy one idiot, get one free
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Remus: It must be nice to be so rich, you don't need to develop a personality.
Sirius: Quiet, moony.
Remus: Buy my silence.
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