sirius: i was gonna say we could do a marilyn monroe and john f kennedy roleplay but i’d get too much into it
remus: how?
sirius: because you’d be all sexy and say “come to bed, mr. president,” and i’d be like “i can’t, i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by eighteen.”
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james: put a finger down if you cried during the “your mother and mine” scene from peter pan
sirius: *puts a finger down*
remus: what the fuck
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remus: yeah i dunno. we talked about it and he seemed sincere so we figured we’d give it another try, and sirius has been trying so hard to make things right
james: i guess you could say that you’re back in black
remus: don’t compare my sex life with ac/dc again please
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i’m not at all funny
if i had a nickel for every time i used a duran duran lyric in my posts i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but weird that it happened twice
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i love my name because i can’t wait until that elio movie comes out in a few months because my ex (who promised he’d take me to see that movie) will just be reminded of me and moments like this make me so happy to be alive the satisfaction i am feeling right now 😊😊😊😊😊😊
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i said i’d show you my doodles i didn’t say they’d be good
would like to share the good omens fanart i drew on some receipt paper at work today
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i have writing plans that none of you are prepared for
sirius: i can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is my thing. they’re copying me, posers
remus: sirius, for the last time, we’re at your mother’s funeral
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Regulus: Don’t fucking tell me what to do
James: I-
Regulus: But also could you write down what you want me to do in chronological order with more detail than you think is necessary?
James:
Regulus: Please
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