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✨Round 5: Match 4✨

(Maglor art by @elena-kukanova)

Freddie Mercury Propaganda:

🎶HEEEEEE IS THE CHAAAMPION MY FRIEEENDS🎶

Maglor Propaganda:

He canonically has incredible and magical singing, he's very broody, he searches for sparkly gems, and he lowkey becomes an adopted dad

doomed singer and harper, loves gems, had a silmaril (ultimate shiny gem) but it hated him because he killed people for it, wrote the Noldolantë (lamenting song about the fall of his people) and now wanders the shores singing in pain and regret. the sun sparkles off his tears :)

My guys named after his voice. Committed murder, wrote mega hit about said murder, proceeded to commit Many more murders and added that to said song. Is said to be wandering the shores singing of his sorrows for eternity.

He is a bard because canon, and he is sparkly because he is drenched in seawater and it’s sunny out

he was known as the greatest bard of the Ñoldor, he killed a bunch of people and then wrote an absolute banger of a song about how sad it made him (he killed more people later though) he would be more sparkly if he had kept the Silmaril but it burned him (because he killed so many people) so he threw it into the sea and then wandered the beach forever singing about how sad he was and how he regretted murdering so many people over shiny rocks

Commits war crimes but feels bad after so he writes a sad song about it

He’s the mightiest singer of the Noldor (his group of elves)!!

He is remembered as one of the greatest musicians to ever live in Middle Earth and most of his story centers around sparkly rocks

Propaganda for Maglor in meme format (along with an excellent one about this matchup) by the wonderful @mismatchedshoes under the cut:

Don't cause this face.

Maglor art by KuraiGeijutsu on Deviantart.

^probably how we're all feeling right now

#last chance reminder #sparkliest bard bracket #round 5 #quarterfinals #maglor #the silmarillion #freddie mercury #queen

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✨Round 5: Match 3✨

Jaskier/Dandelion Propaganda:

you know the answer

He sings, he's overly dramatic and he's fruity af

literally a bard and 💅

Jaskier says he was made to make music, to put himself in others' shoes to write epic tales of what it feels to live and love. He is an extravagant diva with fabulous dress sense, a sunshine personality and plenty of wit. His love of the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his "lovely bottom" is enough to make Jaskier go down in history.

Everything about him, his songs, his voice, his jokes, his rings and necklaces, clothes, his mere presence!!!!!

he travels around and plays the lute and fucks everyone that looks at him and wears outrageous outfits

canonically bi! <3

More propaganda!

#last chance reminder #sparkliest bard bracket #round 5 #quarterfinals #miss piggy #the muppets #jaskier #the witcher

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✨Round 5: Match 2✨

Neil Banging Out the Tunes Propaganda:

He's a bard because he's banging out the tunes. He's sparkly because his keyboard is ~*rainbows*~

Rick Astley Propaganda:

....... HES NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU U-

See Here for more propaganda!

#last chance reminder #sparkliest bard bracket #round 5 #quarterfinals #neil banging out the tunes #tumblr #rick astley

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Neil VS Rick doesn't even have 200 votes at the time of this ask lmaooooooo

Some polls are just less popular than others 😂😂

My guess would be the lack of fandom tags, since Neil is practically just a tumblr OC, and Rick is a real person -- but who knows :)

#asks #sparkliest bard bracket #not a poll #neil banging out the tunes #tumblr #tumblr memes #rick astley #rickroll #round 5 #quarterfinals

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✨Round 5: Match 1✨

(Finrod art by @elena-kukanova)

Finrod Propaganda:

He's pretty, he has excellent hair, and one time he almost won a rap battle with Sauron

Only elf to carry sparkly jewels across the death Ice, fought Sauron with a song

golden boy master harpist playing Songs of Power. also he died fighting werewolves which is pretty cool

'died fighting werewolves' does not do the situation justice sauron threw him to the wolves to die, and he took one out with him by ripping out its throat. with his teeth

"Weird Al" Yankovic Propaganda:

No one plays the accordian better than he

Woah woah woah if it's sparkly bards youre looking for then it's definitely Weird Al you need, he is both in abundance

#last chance reminder #sparkliest bard bracket #round 5 #quarterfinals #finrod #silmarillion #the silmarillion #weird al #weird al yankovic

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✨Round 5: Match 1✨

(Finrod art by @elena-kukanova)

Finrod Propaganda:

He's pretty, he has excellent hair, and one time he almost won a rap battle with Sauron

Only elf to carry sparkly jewels across the death Ice, fought Sauron with a song

golden boy master harpist playing Songs of Power. also he died fighting werewolves which is pretty cool

'died fighting werewolves' does not do the situation justice sauron threw him to the wolves to die, and he took one out with him by ripping out its throat. with his teeth

"Weird Al" Yankovic Propaganda:

No one plays the accordian better than he

Woah woah woah if it's sparkly bards youre looking for then it's definitely Weird Al you need, he is both in abundance

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #finrod #silmarillion #the silmarillion #round 5 #quarterfinals

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 3000 reblogs! <3<3<3

y'all are insane, and I love you

#3000 reblogs #tumblr milestone #thank you #k this is incredible thank you sm #(idk why it's in the same thingy as the notes post but whateves) #(hellsite amiright) #sparkliest bard bracket #tysm yall #you guys are incredible <3<3 #not a poll #announcements

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INCREDIBLE ✨✨✨✨

y'all are insane, and I love you

#not a poll #sparkliest bard bracket #my notes are exploding rn thanks sm guys

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✨Round 5: Match 4✨

(Maglor art by @elena-kukanova)

Freddie Mercury Propaganda:

🎶HEEEEEE IS THE CHAAAMPION MY FRIEEENDS🎶

Maglor Propaganda:

He canonically has incredible and magical singing, he's very broody, he searches for sparkly gems, and he lowkey becomes an adopted dad

doomed singer and harper, loves gems, had a silmaril (ultimate shiny gem) but it hated him because he killed people for it, wrote the Noldolantë (lamenting song about the fall of his people) and now wanders the shores singing in pain and regret. the sun sparkles off his tears :)

My guys named after his voice. Committed murder, wrote mega hit about said murder, proceeded to commit Many more murders and added that to said song. Is said to be wandering the shores singing of his sorrows for eternity.

He is a bard because canon, and he is sparkly because he is drenched in seawater and it’s sunny out

he was known as the greatest bard of the Ñoldor, he killed a bunch of people and then wrote an absolute banger of a song about how sad it made him (he killed more people later though) he would be more sparkly if he had kept the Silmaril but it burned him (because he killed so many people) so he threw it into the sea and then wandered the beach forever singing about how sad he was and how he regretted murdering so many people over shiny rocks

Commits war crimes but feels bad after so he writes a sad song about it

He’s the mightiest singer of the Noldor (his group of elves)!!

He is remembered as one of the greatest musicians to ever live in Middle Earth and most of his story centers around sparkly rocks

Propaganda for Maglor in meme format (along with an excellent one about this matchup) by the wonderful @mismatchedshoes under the cut:

Don't cause this face.

Maglor art by KuraiGeijutsu on Deviantart.

^probably how we're all feeling right now

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #maglor #silmarillion #the silmarillion #round 5 #quarterfinals

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✨Round 5: Match 4✨

(Maglor art by @elena-kukanova)

Freddie Mercury Propaganda:

🎶HEEEEEE IS THE CHAAAMPION MY FRIEEENDS🎶

Maglor Propaganda:

He canonically has incredible and magical singing, he's very broody, he searches for sparkly gems, and he lowkey becomes an adopted dad

doomed singer and harper, loves gems, had a silmaril (ultimate shiny gem) but it hated him because he killed people for it, wrote the Noldolantë (lamenting song about the fall of his people) and now wanders the shores singing in pain and regret. the sun sparkles off his tears :)

My guys named after his voice. Committed murder, wrote mega hit about said murder, proceeded to commit Many more murders and added that to said song. Is said to be wandering the shores singing of his sorrows for eternity.

He is a bard because canon, and he is sparkly because he is drenched in seawater and it’s sunny out

he was known as the greatest bard of the Ñoldor, he killed a bunch of people and then wrote an absolute banger of a song about how sad it made him (he killed more people later though) he would be more sparkly if he had kept the Silmaril but it burned him (because he killed so many people) so he threw it into the sea and then wandered the beach forever singing about how sad he was and how he regretted murdering so many people over shiny rocks

Commits war crimes but feels bad after so he writes a sad song about it

He’s the mightiest singer of the Noldor (his group of elves)!!

He is remembered as one of the greatest musicians to ever live in Middle Earth and most of his story centers around sparkly rocks

Propaganda for Maglor in meme format (along with an excellent one about this matchup) by the wonderful @mismatchedshoes under the cut:

Don't cause this face.

Maglor art by KuraiGeijutsu on Deviantart.

^probably how we're all feeling right now

#propaganda's tags: #listen i know we all love freddie but freddie was not a noldo who ran around decked out in his dads custom created gems or else plate armor #freddie is also not so famously good a singer that people cite what a great voice he has /before/ they bring up the kinslayings #like #that was a huge thing politically historically and culturally #and they STILL are all like 'well i know he killed people but you gotta hand it to him that guy sure has a mighty golden voice' #but mostly YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM BC HE IS MY SAD WET CAT BASTARD BLORBO AND I THINK HE DESERVES TO WIN A CONTEST BASED AROUND VOCAL TALEN #sparkliest bard bracket #i love this sm #bardly propaganda #favorites #maglor #the silmarillion #silmarillion #tysm for writing this all out im amazed #round 5 #quarterfinals

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✨Round 5: Match 1✨

(Finrod art by @elena-kukanova)

Finrod Propaganda:

He's pretty, he has excellent hair, and one time he almost won a rap battle with Sauron

Only elf to carry sparkly jewels across the death Ice, fought Sauron with a song

golden boy master harpist playing Songs of Power. also he died fighting werewolves which is pretty cool

'died fighting werewolves' does not do the situation justice sauron threw him to the wolves to die, and he took one out with him by ripping out its throat. with his teeth

"Weird Al" Yankovic Propaganda:

No one plays the accordian better than he

Woah woah woah if it's sparkly bards youre looking for then it's definitely Weird Al you need, he is both in abundance

#wow #that's intense #honestly good for him #slay king #sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #finrod #the silmarillion #silmarillion #round 5 #quarterfinals

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✨Round 5: Match 3✨

Jaskier/Dandelion Propaganda:

you know the answer

He sings, he's overly dramatic and he's fruity af

literally a bard and 💅

Jaskier says he was made to make music, to put himself in others' shoes to write epic tales of what it feels to live and love. He is an extravagant diva with fabulous dress sense, a sunshine personality and plenty of wit. His love of the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his "lovely bottom" is enough to make Jaskier go down in history.

Everything about him, his songs, his voice, his jokes, his rings and necklaces, clothes, his mere presence!!!!!

he travels around and plays the lute and fucks everyone that looks at him and wears outrageous outfits

canonically bi! <3

More propaganda!

#LOL #yesss #loving this fan theory #sparkliest bard bracket #favorites #miss piggy #jaskier #the witcher #the muppets #witcher #muppets

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✨Round 5: Match 3✨

Jaskier/Dandelion Propaganda:

you know the answer

He sings, he's overly dramatic and he's fruity af

literally a bard and 💅

Jaskier says he was made to make music, to put himself in others' shoes to write epic tales of what it feels to live and love. He is an extravagant diva with fabulous dress sense, a sunshine personality and plenty of wit. His love of the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his "lovely bottom" is enough to make Jaskier go down in history.

Everything about him, his songs, his voice, his jokes, his rings and necklaces, clothes, his mere presence!!!!!

he travels around and plays the lute and fucks everyone that looks at him and wears outrageous outfits

canonically bi! <3

More propaganda!

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #round 5 #quarterfinals #miss piggy #muppets #the muppets

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✨Round 5: Match 3✨

Jaskier/Dandelion Propaganda:

you know the answer

He sings, he's overly dramatic and he's fruity af

literally a bard and 💅

Jaskier says he was made to make music, to put himself in others' shoes to write epic tales of what it feels to live and love. He is an extravagant diva with fabulous dress sense, a sunshine personality and plenty of wit. His love of the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his "lovely bottom" is enough to make Jaskier go down in history.

Everything about him, his songs, his voice, his jokes, his rings and necklaces, clothes, his mere presence!!!!!

he travels around and plays the lute and fucks everyone that looks at him and wears outrageous outfits

canonically bi! <3

More propaganda!

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #jaskier #round 5 #quarterfinals #the witcher #witcher

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✨Round 5: Match 3✨

Jaskier/Dandelion Propaganda:

you know the answer

He sings, he's overly dramatic and he's fruity af

literally a bard and 💅

Jaskier says he was made to make music, to put himself in others' shoes to write epic tales of what it feels to live and love. He is an extravagant diva with fabulous dress sense, a sunshine personality and plenty of wit. His love of the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his "lovely bottom" is enough to make Jaskier go down in history.

Everything about him, his songs, his voice, his jokes, his rings and necklaces, clothes, his mere presence!!!!!

he travels around and plays the lute and fucks everyone that looks at him and wears outrageous outfits

canonically bi! <3

More propaganda!

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #round 5 #quarterfinals #miss piggy #the muppets #muppets

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✨Round 5: Match 4✨

(Maglor art by @elena-kukanova)

Freddie Mercury Propaganda:

🎶HEEEEEE IS THE CHAAAMPION MY FRIEEENDS🎶

Maglor Propaganda:

He canonically has incredible and magical singing, he's very broody, he searches for sparkly gems, and he lowkey becomes an adopted dad

doomed singer and harper, loves gems, had a silmaril (ultimate shiny gem) but it hated him because he killed people for it, wrote the Noldolantë (lamenting song about the fall of his people) and now wanders the shores singing in pain and regret. the sun sparkles off his tears :)

My guys named after his voice. Committed murder, wrote mega hit about said murder, proceeded to commit Many more murders and added that to said song. Is said to be wandering the shores singing of his sorrows for eternity.

He is a bard because canon, and he is sparkly because he is drenched in seawater and it’s sunny out

he was known as the greatest bard of the Ñoldor, he killed a bunch of people and then wrote an absolute banger of a song about how sad it made him (he killed more people later though) he would be more sparkly if he had kept the Silmaril but it burned him (because he killed so many people) so he threw it into the sea and then wandered the beach forever singing about how sad he was and how he regretted murdering so many people over shiny rocks

Commits war crimes but feels bad after so he writes a sad song about it

He’s the mightiest singer of the Noldor (his group of elves)!!

He is remembered as one of the greatest musicians to ever live in Middle Earth and most of his story centers around sparkly rocks

Propaganda for Maglor in meme format (along with an excellent one about this matchup) by the wonderful @mismatchedshoes under the cut:

Don't cause this face.

Maglor art by KuraiGeijutsu on Deviantart.

^probably how we're all feeling right now

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #loving the propaganda #keep em coming #round 5 #quarterfinals #maglor #the silmarillion #silmarillion

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✨Round 5: Match 3✨

Jaskier/Dandelion Propaganda:

you know the answer

He sings, he's overly dramatic and he's fruity af

literally a bard and 💅

Jaskier says he was made to make music, to put himself in others' shoes to write epic tales of what it feels to live and love. He is an extravagant diva with fabulous dress sense, a sunshine personality and plenty of wit. His love of the witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and his "lovely bottom" is enough to make Jaskier go down in history.

Everything about him, his songs, his voice, his jokes, his rings and necklaces, clothes, his mere presence!!!!!

he travels around and plays the lute and fucks everyone that looks at him and wears outrageous outfits

canonically bi! <3

More propaganda!

#sparkliest bard bracket #bardly propaganda #miss piggy #muppets #the muppets #round 5 #quarterfinals