#I hate summer heat

[tigresslanzhu]

Why Must Snow Be Temporary?

Meena: Artica, I know it’s you putting sunblock on all this snow!

Artica: Awww! How did you find out?

Meena: Well, for one thing, you’re the only person around here who uses cookie dough scented sunblock…

Ash: I told you to use some of mine!

#sing 2021 #sing 2016 #meena sing #sing artica #sing ash #Artica really loves snow #she really hates that you only get it for a few months #no this couldn’t wait until winter is really here #I hate summer heat #of course Meena’s got a good sense of smell #elephants have more olfactory nerves than dogs #so much so that they can detect bombs #not that Meena-Chan will ever have to deal with that in the near future #at least I hope not! #Still Artica’s nose is more sensitive #why are we discussing noses? #because I said so!

[catlovesfandoms]

Gods I feel miserable after hitting my ducking head hard yesterday when I passed out and heads still hurting so bad im trying anything to focus on other stuff the heat and lack of food combo is especially bad in summer

#i hate summer heat

[nouvomond]

The fact that I'm dying from the heat suddenly means that Summer is starting to rear it's ugly head.

#ooc; #tbd; #I HATE SUMMER HEAT

[filthy-rat]

summer lovers DNI

#i hate you heat i hate you humidity i hate you sunshine i hate you summer

[absurdumsid]

they put ice cubes in the soup

Murder! Sans belongs to ask-dusttale Farm! Sans/Saejun belongs to GuinongTale_AU Horror! Sans belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

#dustyrottencrop #<- NOT implied (it is IN YOUR FACE !!!!) #murder sans #dust sans #<- bald #farm sans #saejun park #saejun #horror sans #bad sanses #sanscest #sans au #sid art #they make me so ill #anyway i hate going home i have to walk in such dazing summer heat (kagepro reference)

[lady-merian]

While I remain a staunch cold weather defender, can’t we all get along and recognize that different bodies react differently to the opposite ends of the spectrum?

#I mean for well over a decade my skin condition got so much worse over the summer and I was thus conditioned to hate it (even now that it’s #not quite as bad anymore as long as I’m eating right) I usually feel like I can’t get enough air when it’s hot and humid out #And the sunshine just makes me sleepytired #Also I hate yard work and mosquitos. I have friends with allergies which get worse during every season but winter #BUT #I know enough of you thrive in sunshine.. somehow don’t bake in the heat.. have poor circulation.. for some reason are opposed to layers.. #I’m willing to stop bringing up the defects in y’all’s favorite season if you do likewise #(This is all very tongue in cheek I just hope it stays that way and the arguments don’t get real)

[prongsfish]

@jegulus-microfic / mar 2 / pool / 1,283 words - tiny nsfw warning, they're just horny idiots but they don't do shit lmao

James was trying really hard to be cool about it. Really, really hard.

He was not doing so well.

It was the first summer break since Regulus had started university, reunited with Sirius, and, eventually, started dating James. He was thrilled, full of so much love he could barely handle it, and if he could, he’d spend every second surrounded by all their friends. This meant, of course, that he had been making summer plans 3 months in advance. He wouldn’t spend a single day alone if it were up to him.

They were a week in, and Regulus had stayed with his friends that whole week. He’d been in a dorm with Barty and Evan the past year, but the moment they’d found a decent house to rent off campus, they’d done it. They had the money, so why not? The first week of break was dedicated to moving in and James and Sirius had offered to help, but Regulus insisted they’d only distract him. Today was the first day he was seeing Regulus again, so of course he’d made big plans to celebrate. 

This meant that he found himself running around in his ridiculously large backyard, surrounded by everyone he could think to invite to a day in the pool. Sirius had already dragged Remus into the water, where Peter had quickly followed, but James still had a few things to finish before he’d let himself fully relax. Marlene had nearly knocked him over running as he walked out with a jug of lemonade and a stack of glasses balanced precariously in his arms, quickly followed by Mary chasing after her, both girls holding water guns. Thankfully, he managed to keep everything safe in his grasp. After placing it gingerly down on the table, he’d looked up, seen Evan and Barty engaged in what seemed to be some sort of pool noodle battle, and immediately turned away. If it was anyone else he might’ve joined them, but knowing those two, it’d start out a degree too violent and end quite a few degrees too sexual. He wasn’t gonna get involved.

That was all fine, though. Just being surrounded by all his friends, all so joyful and free, made him feel like he was floating.

No, what he couldn’t deal with, what he could not be cool about, was turning away from Evan and Barty to see Regulus stretched across a sun lounge, his pale, bare skin glimmering in the sunlight, looking up at James with an expression that made his whole body tingle. His hair was pushed back by sunglasses on his forehead, and he was wearing only dark green swim shorts that ended halfway down his thighs. The worst part, though, was the piece of watermelon in his hand. He took a slow bite out of it, red juice spilling from his lips to drip down his chin. His gaze alternated between the piece of fruit and James with heavy eyelids, not making any movement to wipe his chin.

James thought he might die.

He’d missed Regulus all week- His friends were long past sick of hearing him wax poetic about him, along with his own despair and loneliness- but he’d been excited more than anything just to see him, talk to him, hold his hand.

Regulus was making it incredibly difficult to stick to thoughts as pure as those ones.

He simply stood, frozen, next to the lemonade. His face was blank and he stared as Regulus continued to eat, each bite leaving more juice dripping down his face and hand. James had picked a really, really good watermelon, and there it was, biting him in the ass. Regulus took his time eating, savouring every second of it, running his tongue along the edges whenever the juice began to pool. James could feel the heat across his cheeks and only hoped that it wasn’t as blatantly obvious to the eye as it felt, burning up his face. 

He hadn’t even spoken to Regulus properly, too busy setting up, and his friends had been quick to drag him outside and away from James. They’d only exchanged quick greetings, yet he already wanted nothing but to throw him over his shoulder and carry him upstairs to his bedroom. He was supposed to be hosting a party, for fuck’s sake, and Regulus knew exactly what he was doing. He wasn’t trying to fool anyone, eyes hazy with lust staring up and down James’ body, reminding him that he was also only wearing shorts. He knew how much his athlete’s build and happy trail affected his boyfriend, and it made him glad to know he wasn’t the only one struggling to keep his composure in that moment. He felt a little less ashamed that he was moments away from hard knowing that he wasn’t alone in it.

He was still pretty ashamed, though.

It couldn’t have been more than a couple of minutes, but it felt like hours had passed when Regulus finally finished the slice of watermelon, sucking gently on the rind before placing it down. He pulled his hand back up and, where juice had dripped down between his pointer and thumb fingers, he ran his tongue along it. He closed his eyes as he did it, then smiled slightly with a hum, and that right there was James’ breaking point. He went from standing frozen by the table to leaning over Regulus at the side of the sun lounge before he could even open his eyes again, but when he did, the corner of his mouth twitched just barely before he adjusted his expression to one of false obliviousness.

“Hey, baby. You alright?”

James squinted at him. “You’re fucking evil.”

Regulus simply blinked, perfectly innocent and clueless. “What are you talking about, Jamie?”

“You know exactly what I’m talking about,” James sputtered, even more than he would’ve before the rare nickname was used, “You, you-”

Regulus smiled up at him, genuine and pure. That bastard. James couldn’t form any words, so after a moment or two of stuttering, he gave up, dropped his knees on the edge of the lounge, and pulled Regulus into a deep kiss. He surged into it, grabbing James’ shoulders and kissing him back with a fire that matched the one building inside of James. He could taste the watermelon inside of Regulus’ mouth, even more so when he slipped his tongue out from inside his mouth to swipe it over his chin, finally cleaning it of the sticky juice. He groaned lowly at the sweet taste of it, and Regulus pushed even further into the kiss, both of them seeking more, more, more-

They were interrupted when a bright purple torpedo hit James in the side of his head, and he broke away from Regulus, cursing and rubbing the spot of impact.

“Stop devouring my little brother, you freak!” Sirius shouted while laughter came from all around them. Regulus stuck his middle finger off at his brother, who simply cackled from where he floated in the pool on a doughnut, and James sighed, forcing Regulus to shimmy over so he could lay on his side next to him. 

“Evil.” He repeated, and this time, Regulus’ smile was a lot less innocent.

“It didn’t seem like you minded that much, really.”

“No, I didn’t.” He admitted, grinning as he buried his head into his boyfriend’s neck, who only laughed. 

“Missed you.” He said after a minute of silence. It was muffled, and Regulus let his hands move from around his back to up in the back of his hair, running mindlessly through his curls as he kissed the top of his head. 

“Missed you too, baby.”

#verryyyy ironic writing this while celebrating summer ending #i like summer in concept but i hate the heat sue me #anyways <3 i support the reg calling james baby agenda! #microfish tag #marauders #fanfiction #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #jegulus microfic #marauders fanfiction

[protodoggy]

I swear I’m gonna draw Abstradgedy, I just have to get Ragatha out of my system

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fandom #tadc fanart #tadc ragatha #doodle #today made me realize #how much I hate heat #this summer will be hell #oh god

[greenteacryptid]

If I have to walk through my town centre in conditions, slightly warmer than normal, one more time, I'm going to drop dead in front of my local shopping centre. And rot.

#rotting <3 #shitpost #haha funny #shitposting #chaoscore #cryptidcore #chaotic bastard #gremlincore #crowcore #witchcore #mosscore #i hate the heat #fuck this weather #summer #summer heat #im melting #send help #dear god please

[madaraservingcunt]

#its reaching 100 degree weather in texas this week #today i had to remove more poison ivy from a building 🙄 #and by noon i was so overheated i stopped being as careful. so idk i might get a rash #even though i run into bugs and posion ivy a lot i really enjoy being outside #and ppl hate the heat but i prefer it. sitting under the shade of the tree in the summer while eating watermelon is truly based #anyways #if youve read this far #its fun to touch grass tbh

[journeyman-tier-fibercraft]

Doily 10 | Pattern | Yarn Shawl 14 | Pattern | Yarn

I'm about 100 stitches from starting my bind off for Doily 10! It's going to be raining all week so I can't block it regardless but I'm excited to finish it anyway.

Speaking of things I'm excited for. I started my Evenstar shawl. I wanted to finish Doily 10 and Shawl 13 before I started but injury stopped that from happening. Yesterday was an important day to me so I wanted to start Shawl 14 on it even if I wasn't able to put my whole focus into it yet.

#knitting #knitblr #lace rot #wip #lace knitting #project: doily 10 #project: shawl 14 #i'm still not at 100% but i'm finally off my daily diet of ibuprofen #doily 10 is going to make such a great lap blanket while i freeze in the air con #before burning to death in the summer heat the moment i step outside #i hate this season <3

[2outta3aintbad]

I get that everyone is for some reason excited that it’s a billion degrees but can everyone and their kids please shut the FUCK up I do NOT wanna hear your kids’ stupid fucking mouths or the gross dumb bass line to your shitty fucking music or your ugly pice of shit bike engine, and if I’m inside my home I should not have to!!!! Everybody seriously genuinely for real shhhhhh shut the fuuuuuck uuuuuuuuupp FUCK I hate summer so much sooooooooo so fucking much fuck summer fuck everything about it fuck

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

#autistic meltdown #autistic rant #fuck summer #i hate summer #i miss winter #i miss the cold #i love snow #audhd problems #adhd autistic #sensory sensitivity #sensory issues #pots #heat intolerance

[shima-draws]

Really wish I could fight the schmuck who invented allergies with my bare hands

#Seasonal allergies suck ASS. #Usually it's not too bad but like. Our air conditioning has been out for like 3 days now #And it's not getting fixed til Monday #So I've had to sleep with my windows open bc otherwise I'd ROAST like a pig in my room #(Which is upstairs. Where ALLLL the heat in the house travels to) #But bc I've had to sleep with my windows open. ALL the pollen keeps blowing in #So I'll wake up with my eyes streaming and my nose streaming and EVERYTHING just. Awful #I could close the window. But then I'd cook. But my allergies are SO bad. But it's hot. But I literally cannot breathe through my own snot. #HATE IT HERE #I hate summer. I HAAAATE summer so much #I can't wait for fall and winter.....snow please come back..... #Shima speaks #I'm so angry bc I've been stuffy and congested all day. And I've taken at least 3 allergy pills #Still dying btw! Still dying. Very much suffering rn

[konigsblog]

how the fuck can some of you live in such hot countries

im from scotland and its 24°C, im literally sweating, my feet hurt from walking home, i can't even get out of my work uniform holy shit im gonna fall asleep

might be lacking a few posts, im sosososos sorry:( its actually so hot, and whenever im in the heat i get tired meaning i nearly sleep all day :((( i will post later on though, i just need a nap cause im gonna sob

#i hate the summer #i hate heat #im gonna burn #i think im baking alive #orla speaks

[fuckingwhateverdude]

6.22.23

#god i hate the fucking heat let me live man #my writing #my writing tag #poetry #original poem #june #june poetry #summer #on summer #spilled ink #vent writing

[greysfields]

yearning

n. A feeling of intense longing for something

Autumn’s Song by Stephen Day // The Night We Met by Lord Huron // This Year’s Love by David Gray // Milk Fed by Melissa Broder // The Scientist by Coldplay // Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) // Another Brooklyn by Jaqueline Woodson // Lie With Me by Philippe Besson // Interstellar (2014) // If Cats Disappeared from the World by Genki Kawamura

#web weaving #web weaves #melancholy #nostalgia #grey talks #love #I miss you by blink-182 has been running through my head for weeks now #not sure what exactly I miss #or who #but it’s on loop #maybe it’s just summer and all that happened every summer #I’m in uni now which means I have a different summer break than my family #because it’s in monsoon #I don’t even miss summer much because I hate the heat but still #hmm #nostalgia.