Peter: I would kill for you.
MJ: That’s sweet and all, but please don’t do that.
Peter: Oh thank god. Because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.
MJ: …
285 notes
·
View notes
Jonghyun: *goes shopping and sees this shirt*
Jonghyun: “Awww, somebody made a shirt just for me!”
Jonghyun to the sales clerk: “I’ll take this one in every color you have. Please and thank you!”
17 notes
·
View notes
Cas: Where are you going?
Dean: To get mySELF an anniversary gift, since SOMEBODY didn’t get me one.
Cas: I told you it’s coming on Friday!
Sam: *eating popcorn knowing full well that the gift is an engagement ring*
245 notes
·
View notes
Dustin: I’m gonna need a human skull, but you can’t ask why.
Eddie: Only if you also don’t ask why.
Eddie: *produces four pristine human skulls from his bag*
Dustin: …
Dustin: *grabs one* This one will do.
265 notes
·
View notes
"yellowfang? what are you doing in bluestars den? well its none of my business" -fireheart, probably
[ID: a digital painting of Bluestar and Yellowfang, two battle-scarred gray cats, from Warrior Cats. They are cuddling in loaf positions in a den with sunlight streaming in, looking towards the entrance with slight smirks. The image is drawn in a semi-realistic art style with soft colors and shading. End ID]
525 notes
·
View notes
Thinking about the what if El was never interested in Mike romantically, she just assumed she was discourse on the tag today and how it's very possible what could make El fully realize this, is when in s5 she see's Will's love for Mike in real time, for the first time, and she's just like damn! That is not me!
2K notes
·
View notes
I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :
-
(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )
531 notes
·
View notes
Kagome: InuYasha.
InuYasha: Hm?
Kagome: I don't like that you don't have a last name.
InuYasha: Excuse me?
Kagome: You have no last name. It sucks!
InuYasha: Well what's wrong with that?
Kagome: It doesn't suit you. You deserve a last name.
Kagome: You should get a last name.
InuYasha: Get one??? And to what???
Kagome: Higurashi. *walks away*
InuYasha *flustered*: D-did you just-!
InuYasha: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME!!!!????
InuYasha: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!!!!
InuYasha: ARE YOU GIGGLING!!!???
InuYasha: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
And that's how InuYasha became InuYasha Higurashi (and married Kagome)
183 notes
·
View notes
What did/do you like about Pharah?
Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.
Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).
But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.
There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.
Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.
114 notes
·
View notes
“white mourning.”
219 notes
·
View notes
Loki: *storms into the compound*
Loki: Take me to your leader.
Tony: *unfazed* Steve, it’s for you.
443 notes
·
View notes
Elevator, heading out on the town after a competition.
Yuri: *eyes Otabek's ensemble*
Otabek: Something wrong?
Yuri: *unzips the jacket*
Otabek: ...
Yuri: *pushes his back against Otabek's chest*
Otabek: ???
Yuri: *shoved his hands down both sleeves as far as they will go*
Otabek: ..?
Elevator opens.
Victor and Yuuri: ?!?!?!
Yuri: *walks forward like nothing strange, firmly tucked into the jacket*
Otabek: *is practically dragged along, but manages to keep his own feet*
Victor and Yuuri: *enter said elevator*
Yuuri: *pushes floor button*
Elivator closes.
Victor: He's literally leading that boy astray.
Yuuri: Ummmhum.
Victor: And he's letting him.
Yuuri: Umhum.
Victor: I SHOULD HAVE GOT PICTURES!
Yuuri: ...sigh. *dorky smile*
113 notes
·
View notes
Sam: You should apologize to him.
Dean: *sighs* Fine.
Dean, to Cas: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you an idiot. I really thought you already knew.
Sam: *facepalms*
128 notes
·
View notes
[About the ask where you said that dipper blurted out "I'm pregnant" To bill and his immediate response is panic]
Does this mean that bill has impregnated someone??? Or the other way around??
Bill's never sired or sprouted any offspring, and has no intention of doing so!
Dipper was pulling a prank, and it worked very well - because Bill's been around the block enough to not dismiss the supposedly 'impossible'.
78 notes
·
View notes
why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes
130 notes
·
View notes