#Gimli son of Gloin
Legolas: The elves began it. Waking up the trees, teaching them to speak.
Gimli, shivering: WHY THE F*** DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT
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May 5, 2021
Happy 77 Birthday to John Rhys-Davies.
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The Fellowship as Things my Family Does
Warnings: none? Lemme know if there are any
A/N: uh yeah... 😂
Gets called ‘Mom’ when real mom isn’t home. So exasperated that he starts threatening to sell them back to the black market
Drives the riding lawnmower while drinking a beer and head banging to music
Screams as he aggressively cleans the toilet before using it- once ran out of baby wipes so used Lysol Wipes on his ass
(Walking around the house) “Guys don’t look at me, I’m naked- I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK”
Takes a shot of blackberry brandy to get rid of the nasty, sick taste in his mouth, forgets he took cold/flu medicine 30 minutes prior and gets drunk
Sam (real mom)
Stares into space contemplating his life existence as every one argues around him
Sends photos of ugly creatures with the caption “this is you”
Refuses to do any favors for the others unless they give payment (payment is fist bumps)
“Please- please stop making me cookies. My bathroom cannot handle the consequences no more”
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Aragorn: Ok, I’ve called you all to this meeting because some of us don’t seem to get along.
Legolas: Gimli and I are literally the only ones you called here
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If you read the Unfinished Tales, you will understand better that passage from LOTR where Gimli and Eomer dislike each other at first sight. The answer is that one of the Rohirrim killed a dragon called Scatha the warm and the dwarves claimed that the treasure was theirs. But the mortal man did not give it to them. Instead, he said something about the necklace made of dragon teeth. He claimed that the Dwarves did not have such a treasure.
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Legolas: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?
Gimli: What do you mean?
Legolas: I don't know, you just seem nicer than usual.
Gimli: I'll punch you in the face if you want.
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r2 gigolas :)
I actually really like how this turned out which is saying something cuz I usually really struggle with drawing Gimli so I'm really happy with this sketch :3
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Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli (Son of Glóin), King Thranduil - Character, Thranduil's Wife, Aragorn | Estel, Arwen Undómiel, Original Elf Character(s), Original Dwarf Character(s), Arod (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Glóin, Thranduil (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Friendship, Best Friends, Adventure, Travelling together, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Minor Injuries, Injury Recovery, Attempt at Humor, Mirkwood, erynlasgalen, Young Legolas Greenleaf, Flashbacks, Legolas family background, not quite canon, elves love trees, dwarves love caves, warrior elves, Archery, almond cakes, Minor Character Death, Hypothermia, near drowwning, Near Death Experiences, Holding a grudge, Elven Wine, Elven Sentinels, elven culture, attempt at using elvish, Whump, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Legolas Whump, Hurt Legolas, Thranduil is a loving father, Caves, Glittering Caves
Sometime after Aragorn's coronation, Legolas and Gimli leave Gondor together with Arod and make their way back across Middle Earth. Their plan is to eventually visit Mirkwood and soon after to travel on to Erebor. While travelling together, between the playful verbal insults, they gain a deeper understanding of one another and their friendship strengthens further.
But will their respective families be so quick to let bygones be bygones?
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Aragorn: And so concludes this year’s secret santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: 40 coin limit, no perishable items, and no wild animals.
Merry: Oh Aragorn, I would like a 40 coin gift certificate to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Aragorn: I don't have you Merry.
Merry: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.
Legolas: That’s not possible.
Merry: Perhaps not for an ordinary person such as yourself, Legolas. But for the brilliant mind of Meriadoc Sherlock Brandybuck, I legally changed my name, it's quite simply elementary.
Merry: For you see, Sam made a face like he won the lottery, which means he has Frodo.
Merry: Frodo has Legolas. His eyes keep shifting over to his bow.
Frodo: No they don’t!
Merry: Legolas looked terrified, which means he has Pippin.
Merry: Gimli didn't draw a name, nor did he put one in. He doesn't wanna participate.
Gimli: For obvious reasons
Merry: Pippin has Boromir. He’s holding his paper inside out.
Merry: Boromir moves his mouth when he reads and he clearly said Aragorn.
Pippin: Oh he’s good.
Merry: And I have Sam, which meansAragorn has me. I’ll be taking that gift certificate. Dude loves nachos.
Aragorn: Should we draw names again and leave Merry out?
Merry: No! Sherlock wants presents!
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I’ve never drawn a dwarf before but here’s my take on Gimli. I just kind of doodled for his clothing and knew I wanted the end result to be really colorful.
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The 2 of them sharing a horse, a boat, going on walks together while at Lorien
Gimli saying Legolas comforts him, Legolas doing the same
Legolas standing up for Gimli
Legolas being worried when he and Gimli got separated at Helm's Deep
Gimli's extremely long speech to Legolas about how beautiful the caves were
That's all I'm aware of and remember, I haven't read The Return Of The King yet. But yeah, I guess they don't really interact all that much in the books
Btw this is the article if anyone wants to read it:
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Someone please add on this
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Legolas: *kills an oliphant*
Gimli: work smarter not harder!
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Chapter 5 is up!! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
She looked at him in the eye, hand still cradling the side of his face. “I love you,” she said, and what she meant was: We were wrong about the shape of our love, but not about the space it took.
Aragorn hummed and smiled, fluent in the language of her eyes. “I got to kiss you, though. That was nice.”
She grinned back. “It was.”
“Not as nice as kissing Eowyn would be, though, uh?”
She pushed him off the bed.
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Legolas, holding up Gimli: I won this ugly red haired dwarf. Which is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.
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Legolas: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Gimli: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Legolas: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
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Some Legolas action in Lord of the The Rings
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Old married couple 😌
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Lord and Lady of the glittering caves
Rates m! It’s smutty y’all... it really is just plain smut with fluff...
sanâzyung – perfect (true/pure) love
mizimelûh - jewel of all jewels
This is my first try at smut or at lotr fan fiction. So be gentle. Please do not read if you are not of age to read mature themes. Pretty much all sex.
The Lord of the glittering caves chamber was filled with gasps and sounds of love as the mountain continued the daily routine of all those who fell under the Lord’s gracious rule.
Gimli was laid out across their deep red silk sheets, his Queen laid between his legs with her back pressed against his chest. Her bare breast were like heaving mountain tops as she gasped out her pleasure. Her thick brown braids fell across his sides, tickling his skin as they danced with their movements. One of his hands had a bruising grip on her creamy hip while the other had his thick dwarves fingers buried in her wet chamber, preparing her to take him when the time came.
“Oh Gim.” she was gasping into his ear as more moisture coated his fingers. His mouth attached to her neck, leaving marks behind as he suckled the flesh there. His beard leaving its own mark on her pale skin.
He could feel the muscles under his fingers clenching in the tell tell sign of her pleasures under his motions. Gently he pulled his fingers free with a wet slurping sound. “No-“ she whispered desperately, her hips moving on their own accord, trying to find his fingers again.
“Shh my love, mizimelûh. I will take care of you. Peace.” His voice was like molten gold as he slipped her over and under his body, her long human legs wrapping around his thick hips.
Swiftly he poured oil over his shaft before placing it against her moist folds. Her brown eyes locked onto his and she nodded her assent, threading her small fingers into his thick red strands of his beard before tugging his face down to hers and latching onto his mouth, her tongue farting in to battle his. With a groan he pushed in to the hilt, filling her in one sharp thrust.
Their kiss broke apart for her to scream his name to the heavens, the rocks causing it to echo around them like a song or chant. His body bent hers to his will as they took their pleasure together. Breaths nicking and words of love floating between them as his powerful hips drove into her time and again.
Sweat was pouring down his brow and into his eyes when she deftly flipped them over, showing her strength as not only the queen of his people but also as the powerful warrior she was. He gasped in surprise and grinned up at her cheekily. “Aye sanâzyung, ride me. Use your king to your delight.” His growl spurned her into moving. Quickly she dropped herself down into his weeping duck and began to ride him fiercely. His thick shaft rubbing the spots her fingers could never reach. With her creamy thighs drape across his thick hairy one and her fingers threaded into his long red hair, she rode him fast and hard. Both lovers gasping in delight.
Long before either were ready to stop her pleasure crested and gasping her hips stuttered against his, as her walls clamped down around him. His name echoing around the chambers as she rode out her pleasure.
At the feel of her clamping around him so hotly, his hips pushed up harshly against hers as he grunted his own release and filled her with his seed.
She fell across him limp and his arms wrapped around her gently as they both panted for air. With a giggle she lifted her head and pressed her lips against his in a soft kiss.
“Aye my king we must arise and take to our duties.” She murmured tiredly. He nodded his head but tightened his hold on her body. “Aye we must, but my most important duty of the day has already been fulfilled.” She smiled and nuzzled against him gently as they stole a few more quiet moments away together.
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