hi! Can you write a drabble/hc of fem mechanic reader x dva?your writing is amazing btw💫
Hana “D.va” Song x Mech! F! Reader
↳ Warnings | Established relationship, maybe some grammar mistakes
— When you’re not working on your own weapon or fixing up whatever , you can be found helping D.va out with her mech. (That thing is huge)
— She doesn’t mind a bit of help but she mostly likes to fix her mech herself because she knows what goes where and all that jazz. But she can’t pass up on an opportunity to send some quality time with her lover.
— In return she’ll help you fix whatever you need fixing. But that works out 90% of the time.
— ALWAYS asks you to bring her a bag of chips or another can of Nano Cola.
“Can you pass me another bag of chips, please?” This is the 5th time she asked for some chips. Even though it started to get on your nerves she isn’t in the best shape. Especially after the incident where she saved the whole city.
“Can’t you get it this time?” You teased. A bead of sweat rolls down your temple. Hana seems to pout when you say this. She motions to her leg that is obviously broken, you can’t help but feel a bit guilty of your little joke. “Okay, okay. I know. I’ll go get your chips that you oh, so deserve!”
— Sometimes you think about bringing your own drinks because hearing “Nano Cola, enjoy!” With the little tune can be hilariously annoying. It’s basically engraved into your mind.
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Not to be a conspiracy theorist about it, but I'm thinking about how the only two macronutrients our body can use to create ATP (the "currency" of our cells) are: Carbs & Fats
And how the two macronutrients most villainized by the diet industry are: Carbs & Fats
And how the diet/fitness industry is constantly pushing supplements to "increase energy."
And how it kinda feels like they're manipulating you into forgoing essential nutrient sources, just so they can sell you "solutions" to the problems created by those nutritional deficits.
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Was lovingly insulting over/lard
He needs to get pampered and maybe he'll be harmless lol
You're so right anon, he needs a reason not to leave his habsuite. Can't destroy planets while stuck at home right? Perhaps he'll need a well-off, lithe-framed bot to satisfy all his cravings...
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Garden 2.0🪴🌱🌿
Day 1
I'm back at it again. With more realistic expectations and an understanding that things take time to grow.
Chives, parsley, basil, sunflowers, lavender. Might try something else. Rosemary & Thyme? (Might have to start solving murders though)
Wish me luck.
I will be buying grocery store spring onions. I did that last year and didn't have to buy any for the whole summer.
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Body positivity is great and everything like yay gay people but for once in my life I would like to experience the skinny people phenomena of being cold all the time instead of sweating like a pig every time I make a subtle movement
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