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all according to keikaku (Gods plan for u)

#your post is kinda queuete

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I am on a precipice and the drop is down, ‘way down. I teeter— I’ve been here before. Is this the time I’ll slip? Will I find my feet again? Do I want to? Oh God— God of my refuge, be with me now. I cannot say it— cannot tell the people who I must tell— if this is a problem, oh God— I am on a precipice, and everything might change.

#poetry #my poetry

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i love poly ppl being like "my primary partner" i love them reinventing the concept of "my main hoe" and side hoes

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Unmute !

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saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”. the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry. 

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Star Wars fans: make up an answer based on what sounds cool

Star Trek fans: use big words so that their answer sounds correct

Stargate fans: know the answer

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If you're struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to...

Google universities/colleges near you.

If you can't get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.

Look-up when the graduation date is

Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation

So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that's easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.

I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.

What I got for free:

Mattress and box springs

2 10 ft area rugs

The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.

Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds

My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.

Three short stools

An organizer rack

Watering can

Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)

Chairs

Shelves

What I got for cheap:

Two futons for $50

Custom coffee table with storage for $25

Three tall stools for $30

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Pevensies as animals...

Lion, horse, raven, field mouse.

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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#your post is kinda queuete

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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.

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I’m fine

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me the other day: is this??? a crush??

two seconds later: nopeeee it's just gender envy

#the eternal 'do i want to be this person or be with this person' and the answer in this case was. be this person #*shuts the trans feelings up in their little box again* #queer stuff tag #why do i always want to be like the lanky boys *sigh* #anyway im not trans but sometimes i wanna be

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"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"

"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."

"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"

"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."

#your post is kinda queuete #checks out