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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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Another de-aged Danny au, but he's with Dan & Ellie & Jazz as well.

Jason has like just arrived back to Gotham, caused chaos in the underbelly due to well, 8 heads in a duffle bag, and is just starting his takeover of Crime Alley. It's going good, great even! And then he busts some sort of gang or smuggling ring run by people in white suits and there's... holy shit why do these four toddlers have Lazarus eyes?!

Is that a lab?! And Lazarus waters?! Jason might be a bit mad but he's not an asshole, he's not going to just leave these kids here to the streets. He can't just take them to the Batclan either, and as much as he begrudgingly trusts Talia, he sure as fuck doesn't trust Ras. Who knows what he'd do to four... what are they, pit-kids?

Now he's juggling his whole revenge-thing, running a criminal empire, taking over Gotham's underbelly, and being a single dad. At least the goonion seems to be down for helping, seeing as he's making Crime Alley safer...? .... Fuck he needs some proper sleep

#Jason adopts the Fenton Siblings Au #de-aged phantom #dcxdp #danny fenton #jazz fenton #jordan fenton #dan fenton #dani fenton #ellie fenton #prompts #Dan & Jazz are somewhere between 5 to 6 #Ellie & Danny are closer to like 3 or 4 #Jason now has 4 baby eldritch toddlers to care for #even more hilarious when he breaks into another GIW lab and finds another pair of kids #This uh #might be a problem #He's not becoming Bruce is he???#he definitely doesn't find lil bby liminals sam and tucker nope #The phantom siblings: Another halfa???#One whose not a fruitloop???#New dad they guess #Gotham is happy their lil red knight has his own lil haunt of ghostlings #Some of the goonion might get more liminal #Jason definitely gives off uncanny valley vibes #He's crime alley's reaper and angel all into one #Batfam can't get info on this new player because nobody is talking #They don't want the kids to be at risk #or for batman to steal them #Jason: Huh I would have thought Bruce would be giving more trouble...#Goonion: :)

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hypewinter · 11 months

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After Danny exposed Vlad and his corrupt dealings, the older halfa got the last laugh by getting his blacklists from all engineering jobs. Desperate for a job Danny ends up applying for a personal assistant position and he actually gets it. It only takes him a week to see how detached Bruce Wayne is from his own company. AND he has his 16 year old son running it as CEO!? No way is he letting that slide.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #hyper prompts #there's nowhere bruce can go that danny can't find him #his pa is the one person other than alfred that he's actually terrified of #also i imagine the rest of danny's family quickly follows him to gotham #jazz naturally begins working at arkham #a reformed dan opens up a restaurant in crime alley that doubles as a soup kitchen #and ellie helps him out while also doing a bunch of odd jobs around the city #whatever flights her fancy for the day #the bats don't know whether to put them on some sort of supervillain watchlist #or just watch the chaos unfold #it is hilarious seeing bruce squirm though

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themundanemudperson · 3 months

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let me tell you all abt a little thing i like to call

the kevin day paradox

the kevin day paradox is when you have conflicting headcanons over a character's sexuality!

it first came about when i did not know if i headcanoned kevin day as bisexual or aroace. and i realized that i didn't have to choose! and thus: the kevin day paradox was born

so, if you too have conflicting sexuality headcanons for characters, you now have a word for that!

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dnpbeats · 2 months

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‘i cant believe i was like this when i was younger’ well 13 year old emma do I have news for you… you are like that again now

#they ARE power couple when they match 😤#btw the ‘younger’ I was referring to was like me less than a year before I posted this which I find hilarious #what was I on about 😭😭#dan and phil #d&p

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palmettoshitposts · 1 year

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this is nickys favourite meme EVER - he dies laughing over it daily

erik doesn’t really get it but it’s literally the only reason allison and nicky get on

any fox goes to the toilet? nicky or allison shouts go piss girl

david loses his fucking shit one day because he’s heard it one too many times

and nicky just goes “hey coach. take a break. maybe go piss girl”

nicky gets hit with a shoe that day

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psalacanthea · 4 months

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honestly I love the gods in Forgotten Realms. It's like they're all running their own get faith quick schemes and they all have their own playbooks. Beshaba's always one of my favorites because she's completely insane and basically running a protection racket. Like.

she's the evil fairy from sleeping beauty amped up to 11

Hey, having a bad day? Well, did you remember to give me an offering? No? Oh, well, understandable. I sure would hate for you to be cursed with misfortune until you pay attention to me. Oops. Looks like your husband died. Yeah. A set of wildly unlucky circumstances.

Oh that new guy that moved into town right before the famine started? Don't worry about him. Friend of mine. One of my priests. Oh. Your granary burned down?

Man, how unlucky.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T IGNORE ME

#either way she wins because she finds your misery HILARIOUS #top tier godding right there #I'm not going to be IGNORED dan

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aftgrwarbtrb · 1 year

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2am thoughts got me going crazy but imagine one day Andrew is PISSED idk why but like he’s sulking around the dorm and then Nicky comes in and notices he’s angry and since he was chattering and his brain got ahead of his words he calls Andrew Angrew and loses his shit over it. Andrew is mildly annoyed but it distracts him from what he was actually mad about so he lets Nicky live. Now anytime Andrew appears in the slightest annoyed Nicky calls him angrew and even though andrew claims to hate it, it always makes him feel just a bit better.

#Neil is the first one to find out about this and he pretends it doesn’t affect him but he called Andrew that all the time when their alone #Andrew pretends to hate it but it’s honestly grown on him #Kevin finds out and doesn’t give a shit #Aaron pretends not the care but inside he’s cracking up #when the upperclassmen find out they think it’s hilarious and try to call him it to his face and he almost stabs one of them #but Neil stopped him #they never call him it to his face again but they use it to talk about him occasionally when he’s not there #this doesn’t make any sense and I’m too tired to read what I wrote so enjoy the chaos #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg incorrect quotes #incorrect aftg #matt boyd #aaron minyard #allison reynolds #dan wilds #nicky hemmick #renee walker #the foxes

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iwillfightgodandwin · 23 days

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My favourite thing so far about being overtly anti-phan is how many people have responded to my posts to tell me that they don't understand my pov or that I'm incorrect

#the shoe is on the other foot now #i find it hilarious #I'm doing the same thing phannies are doing #but in reverse #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #daniel howell #anti-phan #i will die on this hill

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danthropologie · 10 months

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need daniel to notice the patterns (checo doing utterly shit when he’s at a race) and come to every race for the remainder of the year

congrats babe, you got your wish <3

#i was thinking about this anon ALL DAY i had to go find it #truly fucking hilarious like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHO WOULDA GUESSED #red bull redux #dan #silly season23 #answered #anonymous

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 195

“Oh. It’s you.”

The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike.

“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.

Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-

“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.”

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny got sent to the past by Clockwork for a vacation/training the first time he met Ras #They became rivals of sorts and just kept meeting up #Did they maybe fall in love as well? No one knows but them #On the other hand Ras did get his main Lazarus Pit as a wedding gift #and both Ellie & Dan were half raised like weird siblings/cousins to Ras’ kids #do with that as you will #Fellas is it gay to call your eternal rival your moon?#Ras for once wasn’t doing anything evil- though he’s a horrible person #A good dad yeah but a good person? Eh Danny has gotten used to it and finds him hilarious #They have matching death humor to their past teachers’ dismay and horror #They’ve gotten divorced seven separate times and gotten married three #Depends on the century #half of the time it was either done drunk or for tax benefits

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slitbudies · 1 month

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one of these days dan and phil will give me an heart attack with their clickbait titles

#dan and phil #dnp #to be clear i find them extremely hilarious because honestly the phandom is getting what it deserves #but at the same time i would like not to freak for once when getting a youtube notification

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inthewild-flowers · 2 years

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reverse sweater curse where u make someone a sweater and THEN start dating them. this is how i got a bf btw it totally works

#sweater blessing if u will #dan talks tag #just thought of this and it’s SO funny to me #TECHNICALLY not how it happened the two happened many months apart #but it’s funnier to say it like this #also for context if u don’t know: the sweater curse is that if u knit a sweater for ur SO they’ll break up with u #which i find hilarious as a concept but recent events have made it even funnier #pinning this bc i’m sooooo funny #appreciate it 🔪