#Batposting

[incorrectbatfam]

We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

[loveisinthebat]

HUGE smile

#Gould's wattled bat #Bats of australia #Bat #bats #batposting #Daily bat #bat of the day #Cute animals #cute creatures #You love to see them

[t4tails]

does the riddler deserve to be in the same facility as victor zsasz

#og post #batposting #it really is hilarious reading all the other guys files and interviews and theyre all mass murderers #vs the guy that is giving me so many puzzles. his interviews are about him liking puzzles too damn much

[violent138]

I think it would be funny, if Bruce was scrolling through the Gotham Gazette in his downtime and stumbled upon some outrageous, unhinged article on some moronic socialite's recent weekend activities.

"What the fuck Alfred?" Bruce demanded, throwing the article onto the table.

"One text, Master Bruce," Alfred said calmly, stirring his tea. "One singular message to let me know you'd survived, would that have been so hard?"

"You know I have to pretend this really happened right?" Bruce dragged his hands down his face. "This is insane even for Bruce Wayne--"

"I figured your subsequent stint in rehab would allow time for recovery, or for me to explain your sudden death," Alfred said icily.

Bruce's phone buzzed, flooding with messages. "Oh look, now it starts. I'm firing whoever on the PR team allowed this to happen, this is so far beyond--"

"I overruled them." Alfred sipped the tea.

"You--" Bruce breathed in and out slowly, loosening his fists. "In the future, I will try to get a message out."

"Very good sir."

#This is Alfred's revenge for all the suffering Batman has caused him #at least he gets some fun out of it #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #textposts #batposting #Idk it's funny to me sorry lol #I haven't slept all of last night

[battywingzzz]

im mleehhhh and im bleehhhhhh

#bats #batposting #yellow winged bat #flying fox #megabat #bat #silly

[feyinvestigations]

I think if the robins had Twitter it would just be this 24/7

Edit: pt2

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#batposting #damian has everyone in his familt except for nightwing blocked #go gonzo go! #dc batman #batfamily #dc robin #redhood #nightwing #red hood #red robin #spoiler #damian wayne #stephanie brown #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #dc comics #batfam #batfamily social media

[embarrassinglastwords]

so i made this a few hours before 221 leaks started coming out… now i’m very sad

that’s his son‼️ if gojo has to kill megumi or any variation of what could go wrong happens i’ll riot. they deserve a happy ending

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk manga spoilers #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #batposting

[devilnevercried]

#vergil #dante #vergil sparda #dante sparda #vergil dmc #dante dmc #dmc vergil #dmc dante #devil may cry #dmc #dmc3 #dmc5 #devil may cry 3 #devil may cry 5 #capcom #batposting

[breadistasty]

cassandra cain would be the next batman not only because she'd be better at it than B but also because she is his exact sort of deranged. maybe even twice as much.

"Average vigilante patrols 17 hours a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. Batgirl Cass, who lives in a cave and patrols 24 hours a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#bread splutters #batposting #cassandra cain #batgirl #im reading batgirl 2000 and about to make it everyones problen #FANON DID CASS SO WRONG

[sporkfoon]

watched utrh with a few friends today and had a VERY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION

#eggificate illustration #procreate #art #digital art #jason todd #red hood #batman #batman red hood #batposting #batfam #dc #dc comics #fanart

[incorrectbatfam]

The batfam's time machine breaks down in the past

Lucky for them, there's an ancient Sumerian copper merchant happy to sell them the parts

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

[loveisinthebat]

Anxious Smile

#Pallid Bat #Bats of North America #Bat of the day #daily bat #bat #bats #batposting #cute bats #cute animals #Look at him! #anxious

[t4tails]

mfw theres a random pit of eternal darkness in the middle of the arkham botanical gardens

#og post #batposting

[violent138]

I guess it looks sort of cool sometimes, but holy shit any variant of Spoiler's costume that has the open hair under the hood must be so uncomfortable, especially at the end of patrol.

#batposting #dc comics #stephanie brown #spoiler dc

[battywingzzz]

ITS BAT WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS HERES MY FAVORITE BAT THEYRE CALLED HOUNDRAN WHITE BAts and THEYRE TINY AND LIVE IN LEAF TENTS

#batposting #honduran white bat #bat #bats #bat week

[feyinvestigations]

Think about how Jason Todd was originally written in a very weird way in relation to gender. All of his most notable traits as robin (and arguably even currently) are more often ascribed to female characters. This weird gender coding for Jason Todd, specifically having as a child being highly emotional and his defining trait being his compassion, even being called hysterical at one point iirc, all paint him as an atypical male character. Those sorts of traits were usually regulated entirely to female characters at the time. And even though his currently incarnation is often conflated as a male power fantasy, a la modern Batman, the actual more accurate reading would be as a Victim power fantasy. Specifically, because his primary motivation at resurrection is revenge and justice by any means necessary, a common ideal found within victim power fantasy narratives. These victim power narratives that revolve around revenge are often regulated to female characters, making Jason stand out further as a female coded character, despite his more masculine traits. These facts all indicate indicate that the most correct way to move forward with his character is to have him be nonbinary. In this essay I will-

#LOOK #i think so much abt jason todd #jason todd is trans but idk in what direction #go gonzo go! #batposting #jason todd #look i have some brainrot rn #red hood #trans