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toxicbrothel · 3 months
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Beefro👌🥩💜
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waitress x non-canon, chubby nwJoel ty @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog for the prompt 💕 and @beefrobeefcal for the gif & making the world go round
Working at Golden Corral, you’ve noticed the regulars and sometimes made polite conversation. Hypothetically, there’s a guy, Joel, who’s not bad looking.  He’s always worn PJs and smelled like weed, which made him less intimidating, despite his impressive physique and panty-dropping scruff. He’s been coming in with his brother every Sunday for a long time, and until recently, Joel was always in great shape – apparently a huge gym rat. A couple months ago, he had to have knee surgery, which really sidelined his work-outs. Shortly after that, you began to notice him gaining weight. He didn't adjust his portions at all to account for his lack of burning calories. Weight gain wasn’t uncommon to see at your restaurant, but you’d never seen someone round out so quickly. 
One night, Joel was going back for thirds. He was standing at the buffet line with his t-shirt stretched across his belly, and the garlic bread pan was empty. He looked disappointed, so you offered, “I can grab more.”
“Hell yeah,” he replied. "Attagirl." Your face got all hot.
“I’ll bring them to your table,” you offered. 
You had to deal with something on your way to the kitchen, and it took you twenty minutes to return with the bread. You began to approach his booth, then noticed he was sitting back with his PJ waistband below his belly. His happy trail was exposed, and he had his hand under his t-shirt, further stretching the fabric as he rubbed his belly. You thought you should turn around and give him some privacy, but it was too late, he must have felt you staring. His eyes lit up at the sight of you with a plate stacked high with garlic bread. With some effort, he managed to sit up straight and fixed his shirt, but not in an embarrassed way at all. You approached and apologized, “Sorry I didn’t get them out in time.” 
“What are you sorry for? I’m still right here, sugar.” 
His brother laughed at him. “You serious, man?” 
“Why not,” Joel replied. You retreated to your duties, wiping tables down, but you occasionally glanced over as he packed in every piece of that bread. By the time the plate was empty, he was holding his belly with two hands. When it was time to leave, he was slow to get out of the booth and held onto the table for leverage. He kept one hand on his belly as he waddled. They said goodnight to you on their way to pay, but you could still hear them in line as you cleaned the buffet pans. 
“I’m tellin’ ya, man,” his brother said. “Put on some real fuckin’ clothes, and you’ll see.” 
“These are real clothes, Tommy,” Joel scoffed. 
“You know what I mean,” Tommy said. “You gotta slow down, man. It ain’t healthy. A few more pounds and you may never get back to the gym.” 
Joel dismissed him with a, “Nah. I’ll be liftin’ heavy again in no time.” 
“I bet ya couldn’t fit into my clothes now if ya tried,” his brother taunted.
“Sure I can, man. You’re the one with that big, barrel chest.” 
You think you can fit into my clothes? Let’s put money on it. We’ll go trade right now and wear’em home.” The prospect of this made your chest flutter and you tingled between the legs. 
Joel replied, “I don’t need money, man. but when they do fit, you gotta smoke a bowl with me.” 
“Deal,” 
They went to the bathroom, and you tried not to stare as they came out. This plaid snap-button shirt was just absurd on Joel. As they walked by, you heard Tommy laugh, “You could just admit they don’t fit.” Every button was hanging on for dear life. The bottom two didn’t even button.  The jeans were unbuttoned, too. And, most striking of all, Joel was clearly sucking it in, and it looked like he was struggling. You tried to stop staring but couldn’t. The display of sheer indulgence was making  you throb. 
Eventually, Joel had to breathe, and when he exhaled, his belly expanded so far that every last button popped open, and Joel moaned in relief. 
“Told ya, man,” Tommy laughed next to him. “Look at this gut.” He jiggled Joel’s belly. “I’ll help ya get back in shape, brother.” 
Joel groaned and held his pot belly with both hands as Tommy paid. Joel looked down and lifted it up, let it drop, and winced. Tommy had to stop at the door and wait for Joel to catch up. You kinda hoped Joel wouldn’t get in shape right away. But he was always hot.
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TY for reading!
practically written by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog with a BIG thot. 💕. ILY BEEFRO!!! Ty for the gif! 💕
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histhoughtslately · 8 days
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💜 I understand
💙 I see
🩵 I speak
💚 I love
💛 I do
🧡 I feel
❤️ I am
#itsallbalance #777
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maidenmystic · 2 years
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cherry-vennom · 1 year
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I have this nagging feeling that everything is just going to keep getting better and better and better and ✨
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eyebaus · 5 months
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I do the lore sharing I do the speaking of my ocs lore
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lluvergirl · 6 months
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brisquad-unit-4402 · 1 year
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what the fuck did i do last night
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jthm-gone · 1 year
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oh my fucking god schaffrillas productions fucking died holy shit
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extractofword · 8 months
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Let me look into a human eye; it is better than to gaze into sea or sky; better than to gaze upon God.
Moby Dick by Herman Melville, 1851
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sogirrrrrl · 2 years
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theeofficialhabibi · 1 year
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If you keep focusing your attention on your dream life, you’ll attract everything needed to exist in that new frequency 🔏
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jthm-moved · 1 year
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people from Twitter we should welcome:
- artists
- authors
- former users
people from Twitter we should NOT welcome:
- those who engage in misinformed psychological discourse
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chopper-witch · 2 years
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So far all this new ADHD medication has done is increase my hyperfocus. 
Which is great when it's on my work. Or on a project I’m trying to finish (like getting Ritual 777 chapters ready to go).
When I just wanted to write down a few ideas for an OC x Eddie Munson fic and instead ended up writing 12k words, not so much. 
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applejongho · 2 years
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I'm so normal about this guy
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babyy-long-legzz · 1 month
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Didn’t overthink it for more than a few minutes..Still got nervous. I did it though & that’s all I wanted
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