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a-polite-melody · 20 days
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I made a friend while out on my walk this morning!
I may not approve of people letting their cats out unsupervised, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also take advantage of their presence for a little dose of happy. I was having a bit of a morning with Diesel on my mind, so having a sweet kitty come over and say hi was a nice treat.
And hey, I also stopped her from hunting down a robin by calling out to her, so win-win!
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enid-rhees · 4 months
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Dating Modern!Enid Rhee HDCNS (Fem!Reader)
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warnings: nsfw mentions, weed mentions (18+ MINORS DNI)
(shhh ik the pics don’t really match)
Enid Rhee Masterlist
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okay so
i’ve been so excited to do this
i kindaaaa project myself onto her but that’s just the way i am i’m sorry
okay enough of me let’s go
you and Enid are like . THE it couple btw
y’all are two hot gfs and u can’t change my mind
cafe dates are a MUST
u guys love cafe dates and go on one at least once (or twice) a week
i can honestly see you guys owning a cat . and that cat is your child
u guys don’t really want children so your cat is your child and you guys spoil them beyond belief
and i mean it like u guys basically take family photos with the cat ALL THE TIME
besides you guys spoiling the cat
you guys constantly spoil each other
especially YOU 🫵
you are always buying her new clothes, new jewelry, shoes
anything Enid wants is what Enid gets ‼️
she’s seriously the love of your life and you would do anything for her (and i mean anything)
fancy restaurant dates happen like twice a month
but mostly bc u guys prefer less fancy places but you still take her to them to spoil her w expensive wine and all
okay now please bare with me and my projecting
you guys love playing video games and Enid loves Fortnite you cannot change my mind
even thought you guys play in duos, yall get VERY competitive when it comes to shooting someone 😭
“NOOO I WAS GONNA GET THEM :(“
*cue one of you laughing as the other pouts*
you guys cook dinner together on the days that you don’t go out
honestly to me, cooking together is a great form of intimacy w ur partner so like i find it very cute and meaningful
going grocery shopping together is like leaving two unsupervised children in the store
because even though you do get real food for breakfast, lunch and dinners
you guys also get almost as much snacks as the real food
endless movie nights !!!
i can SO see you guys getting comfy in ur bed (with your hundred dollars worth of snacks) and watching movies together until 5am
every time a movie you wanna see is in theaters you guys go INSTANTLY
movie theater dates are one of your favorites, especially when you go on a random day in the middle of the day so no one is there and you guys get the whole room to yourself
ok i’m gonna project one more time
you guys are avid weed smokers
i mean you guys don’t do it ALL the time but occasionally you’ll get a few joints for the two of you to share
u guys love it honestly like it’s so chill and you guys just do ur everyday thing but a little bit stoned
but u guys crave snacks so bad when ur high
and that circles us back to buying so many snacks from the store
moving on from that though
both of you can get a little jealous when someone else is being too friendly, but you guys are also incredibly reassuring of one another
but both of you also know that you guys will be together forever, and literally nothing can get in the way of your love for each other
you guys ALWAYS show each other off on social media so everyone knows you guys are together
half of your IG posts are just each other
- NSFW -
oh boy
you guys own many, many toys let’s be real
and both of you are switches, sometimes Enid will dom the hell out of you and sometimes you do that to her
but oh my god
sex w Enid is amazing
because you guys always take the time to worship each others bodies during sex
she can be so gentle with you, kissing your neck softly and softly kneading the skin of your hips as she thrusts into you with her strap
scissoring is both of your favorite position BUT using a strap >>> the two of you cannot get enough of it
Enid also fucking loves eating you out
she could do it every night if you let her
you have
you on the other hand
you could go on for hours, all night and all morning just staying in between her thighs
you guys don’t explore many kinks but ooo does Enid love hair pulling
i actually don’t know if that’s a kink but like it’s hot so
Enid loves to leave marks on you, wether they’re hidden or visible for anyone to see
both of you are a littleeee possessive over the other
but not like crazily, but if anyone is being too friendly, you guys know how to get them to back off
jealous sex doesn’t happen often, but when it does
it’s just amazing
- nsfw ends -
so in conclusion
you and Enid are the best couple ever
a literal it couple
if yall were famous OOOO would everyone love you guys
but that’s for another time (maybe)
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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agro-carnist · 2 years
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Heya - first off wanna say that I love your blog 😂
Second off - I hope this is okay but I just wanted a mini rant and you seem to get it…
Basically, I read something about someone accusing their neighbour of killing their cat by putting down snail bait… Am I wrong for feeling like it’s not the neighbours fault that a cat was let to roam, entered their garden and happened to eat some? Like I don’t agree entirely with pest poisons for the sake of safety of wildlife - but I also feel like it’s not the neighbours fault? Like it’s a risk when you let your pet roam unsupervised no?
(I know this is out of the blue - feel free to ignore obviously!)
Yeah I can't support using poison because of its negative effects on the ecosystem, but its the responsibility of the owner to keep their animals safe. If you let your cat go where it pleases eating anything it wants then its your fault if it gets poisoned
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fxntxsix · 2 years
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I NOW HAVE MORE THAN 100 CHILDREN???????
OMGOMGOMGOMG so last night at some point I hit a 100 followers and jesus lord christ god that makes me so happy because like real talk - I started writing on here when I was going through a lot and the fact that there are so many of you out there who care about what I write or post god it gets me all sorts of emo.
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Anywayyyyyyy
In celebration of this, let’s do something fun (ngl I fully stole this from @emmymaehereeeeee but also I added a few to rep my Indian side a teeny bit)
Drabble prompts
Characters:
- Austin Butler
- Elvis Presley
- Austin!Elvis
- Sebastian Kydd
- Wil Ohmsford
- Tex Watson
Only one number per ask please:
1. “You can’t solve your problems by hiding in bed all day.” "try me"
2. “Can I hold your hand?”
3. "Why am I friends with you again?"
4. "Stop staring at him/her and just ask him/her out already"
5. “Oh my God! You’re in love with him/her!”
6. “I promise I will never let anything bad happen to you.”
7. “All I want is for you to look at me the way you look at them.”
8. "You’re not scared of the dark are you?”
9. "Are you really scared of a little thunder?"
10. "What the hell are you doing in my bed?" "I thought I heard a noise"
11. “That’s my ex. Makeout with me and make him/her jealous.”
12. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. Let’s do it.”
13. “Can we just lie here for a moment”
14. "Honeymoon suite? Really? Are you trying to subtly hint me something?" "I'm not hitting on you It was the only room they had available" "you sure about that?"
15. “I don’t want to be your partner either, but we have to get this assignment done.”
16. “I’ve never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”
17. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more”
18. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating anyone and I can’t have that conversation again”
19. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window”
20. “Why don’t you tell me why you really came here tonight?”
21. “can i copy your homework?" "We had homework?"
22. “i wasn't that drunk last night" "you yelled parkour as you tried jumping over a bus bench and then got into an argument with a tree that you thought boo'd you"
23. “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
24. “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when they’re drunk.”
25. “Sometimes you have to think of yourself as a priority.”
26. "You got something on your face, let me clean it off"
27. "Marry me"
28. "I'm pregnant"
29. "Kiss me"
30. "Let me walk you home"
31. "This is the third time I've cleaned you up in a month I'm starting to think you're getting into fights on purpose"
32. "Tell me something i don't know about you"
33. "Great now we're lost, I told you you should have asked for directions"
34. "Looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a awhile"
35. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
36. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!” "you snooze you lose"
37. "In my defense i was left unsupervised"
38. "You look beautiful" "damn right i do"
39. "I can't stop thinking about you”
40. "A pout's not gonna get you out of this"
41. "You fell asleep during the movie"
42. "Aside peasant! I came to see your cats/dogs, not you."
43. "Did you steal the women’s magazines from the dentist office again?" "What? They're not free?"
44. “I’m sorry, but I’m done waiting.”
45. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
46. "Do I need to buy a child seat for you?" "I'm not that short!"
47. "You look good in my shirt"
48. “Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!”
49. "If anything on the menu has surprise in their names, do not order it."
50. "You know you don't live here right?"
51. "You want the truth? The truth is that I'm in love with you"
52. "You cheated!" "How did i cheat we're playing mariokart"
53. "Do you want pancakes or waffles?" "If you're the one making them then neither"
54. "Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?"
55. "You really think you're not competitive? Last week you 'accidently' threw the monopoly board on the floor because you were losing"
56. "What's wrong why are you yelling?" "The last puzzle piece is missing!"
57. "it's freezing out here take my jacket"
58. "I sent you to the store to get milk not a dog"
59. "Everytime i look at you my heart skips a beat"
60. "When was the last time you slept?" "That depends, what day is it?"
61. “Wanna watch a Bollywood movie tonight?”
62. “Teach me a Hindi curse word” “Chutiya”
63. “I didn’t know you could dance that beautifully.”
64. “Mujhe tumse ishq hai.” “What does that mean?” “I can’t tell you”
65. “Is that henna?” “In India, we call it mehendi”
66. “Holi is a festival of colours. Would you like to join us?”
- Fantasia <3
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an-indecisive-mess · 1 year
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Aria and the Imps: Incorrect Quotes
Pain: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Aria: Wasn't Panic with you?
Panic: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Aria: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Pain: Okay, but in my defense, Panic bet me 50 drachma I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Aria: That’s not what I wanted to- You drank SHAMPOO?!
(Source: Brooklyn 99)
Panic: Pain, Aria, and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Hades: *sighing* What did Pain do?
Aria: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Pain: Who wants a steering wheel?
(Source: Sam and Cat)
Aria: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Panic: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Aria: Yes!
Pain: I'm startin’ to feel a little sorry for you.
Aria: Boys, I’m adopting some children.
Panic: Really?
Pain: That's gre-
Aria, slamming adoption papers on the table: Those children are you two, sign here.
Aria: …What the heck is going on up there?
Pain & Panic: *BOTH FALL THROUGH CEILING*
Aria:…
Pain & Panic:…
Aria: Hey, boys.
Panic: Hey, Aria.
Pain:…
Pain:…That hurt
(Source: Vine)
Aria, driving Pain and Panic: So how was your day?
Pain: We almost got surprise adopted!
Aria: What?
Panic: We almost got kidnapped.
Aria: Oh, okay.
Aria *slams on the breaks*: WAIT WHAT?!
Store Worker: Would a Miss Aria please come to the front desk?
Aria, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Pain and Panic*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Pain and Panic, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Aria: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Aria: I’m telling you, my boys are competent.
Pain, rushing in: Aria! Panic tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and he broke everything!
Aria, disappointed: Thank you, Pain. I’ll be right in.
(Souce: Parks and Rec)
Panic: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Pain: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Panic: Oh…
Aria, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
(Source: Llamas With Hats)
Pain, to Panic: If Aria doesn’t say “I’m King of the World” within the next hour on that boat, I will give you my next paycheck.
Aria, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Aria: What did you two do?
Panic: ...
Pain: ...
Aria: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
*Panic holding his and Cassandra's baby*
Pain: Oh, gods, I can’t believe one of us has one of these.
Aria: I know, I still am one of these.
Aria: So, what is Pain to you?
Panic: The reason I wake up every morning.
Aria: …That’s adorable.
Pain, earlier that morning, barging into he and Panic’s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!
Pain: What time is it?
Panic: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Panic: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Aria: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FREAKING MORNING!?!?
Panic: It’s 2 am.
Aria: Why is Panic crying?
Pain: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk, and-
Panic: *crying* IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Aria: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Panic: *still crying* AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT, THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Aria: NO, NOT THAT!
Pain: What’s it like being tall?
Pain: Is it nice?
Pain: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Aria: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Panic: It was one time!
Aria: Naturally, I am on the cutting edge of technology.
Pain, amazed: Wow...
Panic, to Pain: Well, what does that mean?
Pain: I don't know.
Pain, to Aria: What does that mean?
(*Source: Brave Little Toaster)
Aria: I can be your partner for the next race.
Panic: Sorry, Aria. It's a sibling race.
Pain: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Panic: It's only children, Pain. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
(*Source: Arthur)
*Something crashes*
Aria: Shoot-
Panic: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Pain: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
Aria, to Pain and Panic: Well, boys, looks like we can’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss our way out of this one, huh?
Pain, very confused: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
Pain: He made Aria cry!
Panic: Aria always cries!
Aria: That’s not true! *cries*
(*Source: Friends)
Aria: What do you think Pain will do for a distraction?
Panic: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Panic: ... or he could do that.
*Aria recording whilst Pain and Panic are arguing*
Pain: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Aria: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Panic, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab him.
Pain: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Panic: It's my favorite movi-
Pain: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, PANIC!
Panic: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Pain: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Panic: Get educated!
(*Source: YouTube)
*The group is getting into the chariot* 
 Aria: I’m driving. 
 Pain, out of view: Shotgun! 
 Panic, turning to face Pain: Aww! But you had it on the way here- 
 Everyone except Pain: WOAH- 
 Pain, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
(*Source: Thomas Sanders Vine)
Pain, whispering to Panic, who’s on the phone with Aria: Ask her something!
Panic: How are you feeling?
Aria: Fine.
Pain: Something personal!
Panic: At what age did you first get your period?
Aria: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Pain: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Panic: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Aria: *shoots it*
(Source: Doctor Who)
Pain: Aria, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Aria: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Pain: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Panic.
Aria: I trust Pain.
Panic: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Aria: I wouldn't go that far.
Aria: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Pain: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Panic isn’t.
Aria, to Pain: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Pain, motioning to himself and Panic: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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dreamkidddream · 3 years
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I’d like to request hc’s of the Brothers and Diavolo reacting to an MC that’s so cute, she could pass off as a doll. If she stands perfectly still, she could pass off as a full sized doll until she moves again. She has adorable doe eyes, wears cute clothes (Lolita fashion or just has an anime girl style), and even makes cute desserts. If the usual MC was weak and frail to them already, Doll!MC seems so dainty, precious, and fragile; these guys would ban paper if she ever got a paper cut.
Oooooo this is really interesting! I can just imagine Doll!MC just making everyone so scared every time she moves because they could probably hurt themselves just bumping into a wall because they look so fragile lol. These were short, so hope you enjoy!
Update: here’s part 2 with the other Undateables!
The Brothers and Diavolo Reacting to Doll!MC
Lucifer
...maybe he made a mistake in picking you for the exchange program after all
You just look so delicate, and just so pure. 
You have definitely made cute little snacks and brought it to him while he locked himself in the office with paperwork
He lowkey highkey likes it no matter how he brushes it off with the usual thanks. Keep doing it, MC, he really appreciates it
When you get in trouble and he gives you the usual lectures, he can’t look into your eyes for long
Geez, he already can’t stay mad at you for long but now he can just feel his resolve cracking
If you get hurt oh Diavolo prepare for helicopter parent Lucifer
As soon as you accidently cut yourself in the kitchen (it would be the tiniest cut, barely noticeable),  you’re no longer allowed in the kitchen unsupervised and can’t handle anything with a sharp end (whether its a butter knife or kid proof scissors that would be safe for Luke to use unsupervised)
“Let me do it for you, I don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Lucifer, thank you but I’ll be okay. It’s just a frosting spatula it’s not sharp-”
Will punish his brothers 10x worse and demons 100x more if he finds out you got hurt (doesn’t matter what the injury is, could be so much as a paper cut there will be hell to pay)
Constantly checks on you when he can’t see you in person
Handles you so lightly that you barely feel his touch
Move over Belphie, you’re the baby of the house now 
Mammon
Protective x100000
Is still tsudere around you, but doesn’t insult you as much
Who are you kidding as soon as he looks into your cute doe eyes, he forgets what he’s saying 
Complains about having to do stuff for you but doesn’t mind at all really. He loves it because it feels like you’re depending on him, and that makes him feel worth something.
“C’mon human, let the Great Mammon carry your books! You’re gonna hurt yourself and I don’t feel like hearing Lucifer’s mouth today!”
It was just your planner and a small recipe book that Luke gave you, and it weighed less than 10 pounds but okay. You don’t complain either when you see that he genuinely wants to help and do these things
Basically your loud guard dog and secret service agent rolled into one
He’s gotten into trouble more than once for “protecting you”. A student barely bumped your shoulder and Mammon already tackled him. Lucifer was not pleased (but he secretly understood)
He can’t help it that you’re weak and surrounded by hungry demons! It’s a pain to go through this much effort to just protect you, since you look so helpless
MC he’s just worried that you easily break if a demon so much as breathes on you but he likes that he can protect you because he knows that he can keep you safe. You’re just too cute and sweet okay??
Also stand in his room after watching a horror movie to freak him out and he’ll be sounding like Mariah Carey lmao
Leviathan
RURI-CHAN IS THAT YOU??!
Is for sure having an otaku/weaboo freakout moment
You blend in with figurines so well, every time you come into his room he asks you to stand next to them so he can feel that his collection is complete 
He does it sometimes when he streams so people can think he has a rare limited-edition life sized doll that they can’t get. Makes him feel superior 
DRESSING YOU UP IN COSPLAY 100%
You’re like an anime character but in real life and he does not know how to handle it 
Can’t stare into your eyes, it makes them too flustered because he’s used to seeing it in his otome games and not from an actual person that he likes
Who needs maid cafes when he has you? You even dress and make anime themed desserts (once he built up the courage to ask you to make it for him)
Has to calm his beating heart every time he talks to you, you’re too precious for him MC! 
Your like his very own idol, minus the singing and dancing. However, if you can sing and dance....
Levi.exe has stopped working 
Satan
Thought you were a real doll until you introduced yourself
He really thought that someone brought you to life Pinocchio style
You looked like a princess from the many stories that he read, and he was smitten
Treated you so graceful and elegant like until he had his rage moments, which he told you to stay far, far, far away from him until he calmed down completely
Secretly placed a hex on you to where if someone tried to attack you or touch you with harmful intentions, they would be somehow be subjected to looking at their worst fear
You were wondering why that random stranger was just staring wide at you with extensive terror, but then you saw Satan grinning, so you left it alone. You thought it was just some weird demon thing
Loved when you made him cat-themed desserts
If you wore cat ears while doing it, he will turn extremely red
If you meow for him, he won’t know how to handle himself 
Asmodeus
You are just the cutest thing he has ever laid his eyes on!!
Besides from himself of course, don’t get it twisted he’s still #1
He has most definitely had more than one photoshoot done with you both. And you guys have been trending on the Devilgram a couple of times already
Really you guys trend at least twice a month, and his fans love you!
They always ask where he got the doll from but he always laughs and says that “it’s a secret”
Imagine their shock when they see you walking and talking at RAD, some are amazed and some are downright scared
Fashion shows! 
He lives for dressing you up in cute clothes. Your style already suited you and he had great tastes so the new outfits he got you were just *chef’s kiss*
The cute little desserts that you made for him, he always posted it on the Devilgram before he ate it. They were just so cute MC and he couldn’t not show his fans!
Is the most careful brother when it comes to keeping you out of danger. He refused to let his body or skin damaged, and he wasn’t about to let it happen to you either! You are both way too dainty and fragile to let anything happen
Also spa days and self-care nights weekly!
You’re the perfect match made just for him MC
He finally has someone that can understand his struggle of being beautiful, bless you MC
Beelzebub
Soft boy is scared of touching you :(
He towers over you, and he’s scared to even be near you
It takes some time, but he starts to warm up to you
Is always gentle with you, no matter the scenario
Holding hands? He is hardly gripping your hand, said hand fitting loosely in his
Getting hugs? He’s meagerly holding you, not wanting to crush you
You once complained to Beel that it wasn’t fair to get half done hugs (if you were hugging, you were getting a real hug, not a scared one). 
He made you swear that if he was hurting you to let him know, so now you have your very own signal to use for him just in case
He was very tempted to wrap you in bubble wrap and just carry you around like that
He LOVES your sweets, even more than Luke’s and Barbatos’
No matter the size, he loves them, mainly because you made them and it was made with love, just for him
It always makes him feel so warm inside, and he doesn’t feel his appetite gnawing at him like usual
No one is dumb enough to try anything with you both in his presence and not, unless they want to end up either a: deep into the ground or b: into his stomach
You just make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and he just loves everything about you. He just loves you
Belphegor
Hm, you look cute 
For a human
Acts like he doesn’t care, but you’ve caught him blushing before (he still does it too)
Won’t outright admit that you’re charming in your own little way, but he does in his sarcastic way like usual
“MC, you’re such a half-pint. You’re like my personal sized teddy bear.”
Has cuddled with you like you were his personal teddy bear (and still does, but you don’t complain at all)
Has a secret sweet tooth and eat your desserts whenever you make it just for him (and he doesn’t even share it with Beel, that monster)
Demons just have to look Belphie in the eyes, watch him flex his claws, and they all of a sudden forget about whatever they were planning. Good
He hates that you look so fragile, but at the same time he kinda likes it
You just look so soft, and you’re just so kind
It makes him feel like he’s protecting and caring for you, and that makes him feel calm and peaceful 
Please make sure that he’s okay MC, he’s scared that he’s gonna mess up again
Diavolo
The Prince of Hell is both surprised and pleased at your appearance
Do all humans look this charming or is it just you??
If someone as soft as you can survive living and going to school with demons, then this is great
Knew that you weren’t a doll, but still liked to admire you like one
Has asked more than once for pictures, you are just too enchanting!
Wants to have a portrait painted of you so he can hang it up in the castle
LOVES you baking for him! Loves when Barbatos does it too (even though it is kinda part of his job), but it feels different with you. It feels...domestic in a sense. Makes him feel like Diavolo, your friend and very interested in being your boyfriend, instead of Lord Diavolo, the prince that will be residing over Hell in the future
No one would be foolish enough to hurt you. If someone was, they wouldn’t even get the chance to lift a finger before they were directly dealing with him. Don’t take his kindness for weakness, he still is a demon after all, the future King of Hell to be exact
Was scared of touching you at first, but quickly grew out of it! He can handle his own strength, and you guys also have a signal to use just in case he does squeeze a little too tight
Will want to dress you up in royal clothes (if you were okay with it). Nothing is wrong with your current style, as a matter of fact it suits you! He basically just wants to play a fancy game of dress up/have a fashion show with royal clothing
Will take 100s of photos, no exaggeration
Asmo will be jealous, so be warned
Plus, he wants to know how his future lover/ruler would look in a crown so he can start taking measurements. You can never be too ready, right MC?
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growing. // razor headcanons & writing. // chapter three.
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a book titled “growing.”
[ c h a p t e r 3 : simple love. ]
the synopsis reads: razor and the dear reader have gotten themselves into quite the mess. miscommunications and raised voices lead to an argument that was more heated than a flaming flower. although healing takes time, could a wound this large be repaired?
authors note: tada! welcome to the last chapter of this short and sweet book that has been created. this one is more stuffed with more fluff than the last and lots of smooches. razor deserves the best, after all. after you finish, put the book back properly on the shelf, okay, traveler? that way it’s easier for people to find it. (or yourself, if you desire.) i, hao, the librarian and timekeeper, thank you in advance. now, have fun with this last chapter of the book. ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
word count: 1,564 words.
tw: lots of fluff. so much so it could give you a toothache. and kisses as well. a bit of crying in the beginning, but that is all.
request status at time of posting: open.
[ chapter one. ] [ chapter two. ] [ chapter three. ] 
in which there is reconciliation and a bright future planned out underneath a doorway, the moon and stars being the only witness.
would you like to read?
> 行。 ( y e s )
> 不行 。( n o )
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it would be about three days before you happened to enter mondstadt again.
frankly, you were only in the area because you were passing by, and you were trying to do it as quickly as possible.
after lisa would get her plants and such, you were off again to the inn and then to take up another mission granted to you in the morning.
though, despite the mission you ended up taking solo, you couldn’t stop thinking about that terrible night with razor.
you couldn’t bear the thought of seeing him again, knowing that most likely, you’d end up in tears again.
you couldn’t have waterfalls pouring out of your eyes in front of someone that meant so much to you.
but fate seemed to be pushing its luck, and the stars were aligning just for the two of you.
you and razor stared at each other for a moment, as if the other was an apparition and they were dreaming. his rough, calloused hands took a hold of one of your own gentle ones.
no, this was real alright.
the two of you were both afraid to make the first move, but once more, razor used his instinct to initiate what he thought was needed.
his strong arms wrapped around your neck, nuzzling into the soft skin.
you felt so warm.
you felt cozy.
you felt like home.
course, you were caught off guard, and as much as your brain told you to pull away, you heard him whisper into your ear.
“i missed you.”
and then the walls came tumbling down.
your previous attitude towards him was diminished, and you were back to where you started.
you were still in love. and now, he knew he was as well.
Razor pulled away, and for the first time, you were able to take in much more detail than what you had initially seen. There were tired bags under his eyes, his face worn out, as if he had not been able to sleep for weeks. His silver hair was a mess under his hood and his voice was much quieter, as if he was stepping on eggshells while determining how to make his next move. You gently reached out, cupping his cheek with that gentle, comforting smile you always wore.
His body shook as he suddenly felt as if his insides were collapsing. He felt his face grow hot with tears that ran down his pale skin, over his scar, and down onto the tiled floor. He felt so guilty for what he had done to you that he was terrified that you would seek vengeance. Or that you would leave. The latter was much more terrifying, as he hated when you were gone for a few days, how could he handle not seeing you for the rest of his life? Seeing your hands raise up, he braced for impact of a harsh hit to the face with his eyes squeezing shut.
“Shhh, Razor...it’s okay.” You murmured softly as he felt two soft hands delicately cup his face. Your thumbs would run along his smooth skin, wiping away the tears that continued to flow down. Your own eyes would water, but by the grace of the stars, you were able to keep somewhat of a composure. He opened his eyes just barely, enough to see you again at least. Confused by the look he was giving you, you began to carefully let go and put your hands down before he grabbed your wrists in a swift motion. Back they went to his face, and back you went to wiping his tears and simply holding his head in the doorway.
“Y/-Y/N. I am s-sorry. I h-hurt you. Didn’t m-mean to, just n-no know what l-love was.” Razor managed to choke out through staggered breaths and hiccups. You kept up your affection, smiling gently as you let one hand go of his cheek.
“Don’t worry about it. I shouldn’t have run off so fast and had more patience with you. I’m sorry myself.`` To calm him down further, you hesitantly lifted a hand and ran it through his silver locks. Razor froze for a moment, but he relaxed further into your touch as he tilted his head more towards the hand, similar to that of what a cat would do. Silence ran its course as you two slowly began to heal from the wounds of that night.
“I love you.” He stated simply. It almost slipped your mind as you continued to play with his hair and cup his cheek, but you did a double take as you stared at him.
“You...you what?”
“I love you.” Razor repeated again, a bit louder this time in case you couldn’t hear him or something of the sort. You were about to ask him if he was joking, but his face held a serious look to them as it dawned on you. He really meant it. Granted, it was the most simple, basic way to confess feelings back towards a person, but you didn’t mind. It was what made him charming and attractive to you anyways.
“Why do you love me?” Razor paused to think about it, deep in thought as he did his best to string the words Lisa recently taught him together into something worth remembering.
“Simple, love. Love is a person, like how mate is a being. Therefore, you are love. Warm, safe, kind. Easy to be vulnerable and be...Razor. Guard down.” He explained to you with a sweet look on his features. Despite his limited vocabulary, you were deeply touched. He took the time to think and make sure his point was clearly mentioned. Razor grinned happily as he tilted his head at you. The air was light again, the heavy feeling replaced with his heart being ecstatic as he didn’t have to even say anything else. He could feel how happy you became from hearing what he said. It was good he could sense your happiness, because you were left speechless.
“Be my love? Please?” Razor asked quietly as you continued your silent streak. Since you were at a loss for words, and because you knew his love language was physical touch, you decided to show rather than tell. Your hand that was on his cheek trailed down his face and found its place wrapped around his hips. Then, with one swoop, you pulled him in closer to you and gently collided your lips with his.
It was if a supernova had exploded inside of his chest. The feeling was forgein, unfamiliar. Perhaps this technique of two lips put together was a human tradition he had yet to learn. He didn’t know what to do, so he mimicked you a bit. He opened his eyes slightly and then watched as you leaned in. He would then mirror the action for a few seconds before you pulled away. He knew that whatever you had just done to him was a way of saying yes. He just knew, and he loved it. The affection and having your full attention was all he could ever ask for. In fact, Razor found himself wanting more as he cutely pouted.
“More please?” You laughed, covering your mouth a bit as you nodded your head and cupped his cheeks again. You peppered your kisses all over his face: on his forehead, nose, temple, chin, the corners of his lips. Razor huffed adorably as he shook his head, pointing at his lips.
“You miss! I want here, love!” Razor whined, though, his complaining was stopped as you kissed his lips again. He melted in your hold, and there was no better feeling in the whole world. The boy would pull away this time, panting softly as he curiously touched his lips with his hands. It was amazing every time he received them, and he knew that he would never grow tired of them. Perhaps you could give him lessons, he thought. Then he would become an expert! Yes, that sounded like a plan. But that would come at a later date.
For now, he wanted to spend the night with you in his arms again.
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some extra things i’ve thought of:
he would have totally dragged you into the guest bedroom where he was staying and given you a bunch of grass and flowers he had arranged.
(“give her a gift she will appreciate, something from nature!” was what lisa suggested.)
the roots were still there, along with heaps of dirt, but you found it endearing nonetheless as you laughed and accepted them.
he also got you chocolate covered strawberries! he had made them with klee (a mistake on lisa’s part, she will never let those two in the same room unsupervised again, especially not a kitchen.)
he would make it up to you by practicing how to formulate sentences under the bright sun in wolvendom.
you would reward him with kisses or headpats, so he worked extra hard in order to improve his linguistic skills.
because of being a bit traumatized from being seperated from you for so long, he gets a bit of separation anxiety when you leave him for too long. he’ll do missions or even go shopping with you just to ease himself down.
also hold his hand :(((
or any words of affirmation will do , he loves both when they come from you :))
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Obey Me: The Brothers Accidentally Trigger an Abused MC: Satan (4/7)
Disclaimer: I’m not an expert on abuse or mental health. I’m not portraying how one should respond to these situations, only how I think the characters might. Abuse and trauma in particular are very complex topics, and people respond in all sorts of ways to them, and sometimes it gets really bad on all sides.
I can only draw from my personal experiences as well as those of people who have shared their stories or who I’m close with. There’s no one narrative of abuse and how it affects someone, so what I’m familiar with might not be what you’re familiar with. Let’s try and all be respectful of each other.
Content Warnings: Heated arguments, reference to past abuse, parental abuse, trauma response, breaking down in tears, this is quintessential hurt/comfort y’all, buckle up
It’s Satan’s turn! The fun thing about Satan is he’s super in control of himself until he absolutely isn’t, and then it’s terrible for everyone involved.
Lucifer (X), Mammon (X), Leviathan (X), Satan (you are here), Asmodeus (X), Beelzebub (X), Belphegor (X)
That one there is Satan, the fourth eldest of us. At first glance, he may seem like a responsible demon with a good head on his shoulders, but looks can be deceiving. [...] He may flash you a pretty smile like that, but you had better be careful because it is all an act.
MC had been warned about the Avatar of Wrath the day they arrived in the Devildom. While his brothers wear their sins on their sleeves, Satan keeps his almost entirely under wraps. His anger comes out like steam from the edges of the lid covering a boiling pot, hissing quiet but heated remarks, only exploding into something more dangerous if disturbed. 
But as they spent more time with him, MC found it harder and harder to associate Lucifer’s warning with the demon in front of them. Yes, Satan could be prickly if provoked, and he certainly has a fair share of issues to work through, but he wears soft sweaters, and reads trashy romance novels he hides under the jackets of more sophisticated looking nonfiction titles, and would turn the House of Lamentation into a cat shelter if left unsupervised. And so that warning became as serious to them as Mammon’s pitiful mugging attempt when they first met all those months ago. 
An easy mistake.
As it’s so unusual for Satan to express his anger in an obvious manner, MC is very concerned when they see him storm off to his room surrounded by the flaming aura of barely-contained magic. They chase after him without thinking, wanting to comfort their friend. 
Satan’s room contains more than a room of its apparent size should. A small tower bedroom should not be able to hold the sprawling library it does, but the looming bookshelves stretch far into the darkness nonetheless. Despite this, the books still spill out from the shelves and form piles all over the room and even circle overhead in lazy loops. Though today, their master’s wrath propels them faster and faster, moving more erratically and occasionally crashing into furniture when they fall too low.
MC forgets to knock.
Satan’s head whips around, eyes blazing. 
The books move before he registers who’s standing in the doorway.
Years of practice throws their body low to the ground to avoid the projectiles, but he has more, he has more and he’s still mad, mad at me mad at me my fault my fault still more still more don’t move don’t move-
Footsteps, a voice, he’s yelling, he’s yelling, yelling at me I did it again no no no-
A hand reaches out to them.
“PLEASE DON’T-!” their scream rips out of their throat and Satan freezes.
MC’s eyes shine with tears, open wide and-
Staring.
At.
Him.
Like a monster.
Satan’s tail wraps around his leg tight enough to draw blood. “Well? What are you going to do, MC? Leave? Run away from the monster?” 
They’re shaking, but can’t move from their position on the floor. “GO ALREADY! Or a couple of measly books will be the least of your problems!” 
They scramble to their feet, barely upright as they half sprint, half tumble down the stairs.
A loud THUD echoes through the House of Lamentation as, for the first time in countless years, all of the books in Satan’s room fall to the floor, lifeless.
Until they burst into flames, and the spire hosting the Avatar of Wrath’s bedroom ignites in the roar of a viridian inferno.
It takes the careful spellwork of Lucifer, aided by a frantic Leviathan, to keep the fires sequestered to Satan’s tower. Even still, seeing the entire structure ablaze like that is terrifying for MC, both because of its unprecedented scale and the knowledge of who is causing it. 
The brothers, minus Satan, congregate outside the House of Lamentation in a semi circle of annoyance. Levi, Asmo, and Mammon quickly get into an argument about whose personal items are more valuable and worth saving in the event of a house-wide fire, while the twins grouse about being pulled away from their very important activities of raiding the fridge and napping, respectively. 
Both Lucifer and MC are not listening to them, for very different reasons. Their gazes are fixed on the burning tower, Lucifer a cool mask of stoicism and MC vacant and nearly unblinking. They stay like this for a long moment, as the bickering of the others settles into a hum of white noise. 
“MC.” They start upon hearing Lucifer’s voice.
“You saw him just before this.” 
A fit of blinking, ending with a sniff and a nod.
“I-I didn’t mean to- He looked so ups-set, I just…” 
“Stop.” They freeze as Lucifer lowers himself to their eye level. He holds out his hand towards their shoulder and then pulls it back, thinking better of it. “I am not blaming you. Satan’s lack of self control is not your fault.
“What concerns me right now is your wellbeing.”
“O-Oh. Well, it was pretty startling, but I wasn’t burned or anyth-”
“What did he say to you that prompted such a strong response?” Silence. “This,” Lucifer gestures broadly to MC, “is not because of the fire. Something happened before, that upset the both of you. What was it?”
“SAAATAAAAAAAAAAN!”
Oh, that’s just who he needs to deal with right now. 
A couple of choice curses flicker through Satan’s mind as he continues to sort through his books, cataloguing which ones were completely destroyed by the fire and which were unscathed or can be salvaged. He pulls out a charred book from a pile of ashes and dusts off the partially melted cover. It’s barely identifiable, but…
One of MC’s recommendations, a murder-mysterty from the human world. 
He drops it like it was still burning.
Lucifer navigates through the scorched shelves and piles of wreckage until he finds his brother, curled in on himself in a crouched position and shaking, surrounded by the remains of the knowledge he holds so dear.
His lecture dies in his throat.
“Satan-” The demon in question cuts him off.
“Get it over with.”
Lucifer says nothing.
“Go ahead!” Satan’s voice wavers as he speaks, unfolding from his pose just enough to challenge his brother. “Let me have it: I’ve tarnished Lord Diavolo’s oh-so-sacred reputation, I’ve ruined the exchange program, I have no self control, I-” He compresses back into himself. “I’ve terrified MC and they never want to speak to me again.”
“No,” Lucifer says. “For one, I think you understand well enough the consequences of your actions this time.” 
When this provokes no response, he continues, “...and MC does want to speak with you.”
The expression on Satan’s face when his head snaps up to make eye contact with Lucifer reminds him of when the Avatar of Wrath was first born, all raw emotion and alert, untrusting eyes. 
The conversation is painful, but very much needed. After hearing MC’s story, Satan is almost glad he just burned through the majority of his energy in that fire, as if he had even an ounce of it, he would dedicate it to tracking down and slaughtering MC’s loathsome parents. But for them, he pushes the feelings aside. For now.
He apologizes (many times) in words, but even after MC repeatedly tells him it’s okay and they understand, he doesn’t quite stop. His apologies manifest in actions instead: soft, concerned glances in MC’s direction when his brothers get into a spat; an outstretched hand and an offer to go on a walk when they’re feeling overwhelmed; book recommendations with recurring themes of overcoming trauma and not necessarily forgiving those who abused you. 
He also adds something new to his room: a little enchanted tablet by the doorway displaying an unusual “weather” report. Thanks to special sensors placed throughout Satan’s room, the tablet can pick up the level of magical activity in the area and display an appropriate warning. Since he knows how volatile he can be when in an especially bad mood, Satan explains that the monitor will say what he can’t. Since it also measures the velocity of the flying books, it doubles as a pretty good warning service for incoming projectiles as well, he adds sheepishly. 
“I know how hard it can be to forgive someone who’s hurt you, even accidentally. I’m so grateful you’ve given me a second chance, MC, and I fully intend on never letting it go to waste.”
Lucifer doesn’t address the final part of Satan’s remark. He doesn’t need to. His silence says enough.
Satan has done it. He’s turned away the only person who ever saw him as a unique person. The worst case scenario, the unthinkable nightmare, realized. 
He’s fine. More than fine. He throws himself into his studies, marks higher than ever. While his smiles have never reached his eyes, they barely appear on his face at all. His mask is a fragile apathy that quickly crumbles into irritation whenever someone notices it. With his mood more volatile than ever, even his brothers distance themselves, unsure of how to approach him. He only shows up during mealtimes, and barely at that. 
Sometimes smoke drifts out from the tower his room is in. No one acknowledges this.
He respects MC’s wishes, gives them space and time aplenty. He can wait. He deserves to wait.
He deserves this.
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moonctzeny · 3 years
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Hi, I'd like to make a request for the drabble game please. :) Can you do one for Hendery or Xiaojun with the song Faded in My Last Song? It's my absolute favourite track of the album ^^ Btw, I loved your Kun 'Roses' drabble I think it suited hum very well<3
Thank you for your kind words 🥰 FIMLS is my favourite one too!! I chose Hendery for this, I hope you like it ^ ^
warnings: angsty with a fluffy ending!
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hendery + faded in my last song
You stare blankly at the white wall, tears finally dried up on your face. The names that you called your landlord for the past two hours were numerous yet none of them flattering, as he decided to kick you out of your apartment with a last minute notice. This season was the absolute worst for apartment hunting, rents too high for you to afford. And that wasn’t the only thing that saddened you.
You loved your place. It was small but a good deal for its rent, natural light flooding it in the morning. Memories of all sorts of colours had filled up every nook and cranny, turning it from a studio to what you called ‘home’. Leaving it behind meant also leaving all the people that made it cozy and warm. And as if he’d heard you or telepathically communicated with you somehow, the most special of them all knocks on your door.
Hendery for you was a pain in the ass, at first. He would play loud games at ungodly hours, have delivery guys knock on your apartment on accident, leave his cat walk unsupervised in the building and causing all sorts of trouble. But the constant back and forth between you two somehow turned into a friendship, deciding that having the other loiter in their apartment wasn’t so bad afterall.
And your place had his name written all over it. The nights you’d come home from a party and he’d crash in your couch even though his place was only a flight of stairs away. The Friday Movie Nights and the Saturday Gaming Marathons, both a staple in your relationship. The summer days when he would find excuses to stay over just a bit more, because your air conditioning worked a little better than his.
He wrapped you with his arms as soon as he saw your puffy eyes, worry painted all over his handsome features.
“I heard the yelling from upstairs. I’m sorry.”
“I called him a dipstick“, you manage through a sniffle, “there’s no way he’s letting me stay”
Hendery can’t help but chuckle at the nickname, slowly untangling the knots in your hair until you’ve stopped the dry hiccuping. He looks at you with such care and attention, that it makes you grateful he’s a part of your life. He’s always been such a source of comfort for you, a good listener and an even better cuddler when you needed it.
“I don’t blame you”
A soft ballad is playing from the speakers of your laptop, a first attempt of yours to calm yourself down. Your eyes move from his eyes to his nose to the mole on the base of his neck, your heart syncing with the rhythm of his breathing. You want to take everything in, savor every last moment you have with him, as if he’d disappear before the song is over.
“Stay with me”
“Huh?”
It’s the most serious you’ve ever seen him, his words basked with sincerity.
“Stay with me until you find a new place. I can sleep in the couch for a while, it’s next to the playstation so I don’t mind. We can finally watch that new anime that you wouldn’t let me start without you. And you can help me take care of Louis too, he likes you more than me anyways”
The hug you give him is sudden but big and suffocating in the sweetest way, forcing him to take a couple steps back. His laughter is carefree and light and sounds like music to your ears, and you giggle at his redness after you leave a big kiss on his cheek.
To you, it did matter. You wouldn’t lose your home after all.
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vintagedolan · 4 years
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alone (egd)
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it’s not very often that you and ethan get the house to yourselves... and you’ll be damned if you don’t make the most of it
word count: 8k (holy shit haha)
warnings/tags: smutty smutty smut lets goooo, christening the house hehe,  ITS A WILD RIDE 
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It was almost like watching a scene in a sappy romance movie, but instead of the typical girl in the sundress with the handsome man, it was two handsome 6 foot tall men standing outside the airport, staring at each other uncomfortably.
“Just make sure you text me when you land. You got your charger and everything?”
“Yeah E, I’ve got it. I’m gonna miss my plane man, I gotta go,” Grayson said, but he wasn’t moving, obviously unsure of what exactly to do.
“Bye Gray, have fun and be safe,” you decided to step in, giving him a goodbye hug. He squeezed you back, swaying a little bit back and forth.
“Keep him alive and fed for me, will yah?” Gray teased, ruffling your hair like he always did before letting you go.
“I think I can manage that for four days,” you teased, stepping back. There was an odd awkwardness in the air - the twins weren’t very experienced in saying goodbye.
You stood to the side, watching them hug. It was a genuine one, with just a hint of unease in it - the boys hadn’t spent this much time away from each other since they did their one week without each other video. 
When they were done, the two of you waved at Grayson until he was out of sight inside the terminal. And then you climbed back into the tesla, you in the passenger seat like usual.
And it was time for the real fun to begin.
Riding in the car with Ethan was one of your favorite little parts of your relationship. It was such a simple thing, to sit next to him in the passenger seat with the music playing. And his hand was always on you somehow - fingers intertwined, pressing kisses to the back of your hand. But it wasn’t often that you didn’t have Grayson in the back seat. This time was different.
As soon as he was merged back onto the highway, his hand was on your thigh, thumb rubbing over the bare skin left by your shorts. It was innocent enough to start, but his fingers trailed higher and higher with each mile he drove, and when you looked over he was chewing on his lip - one of his tells.
“Mind on the road,” you teased, but you opened your legs just barely anyways.
“Baby I drive a tesla. My mind can be anywhere,” he reminded you, a bit of his ego popping through.
“We’re five minutes from home,” you breathed as his hand moved further up, brushing over the zipper of your shorts. There was a nervous energy filling the car, and it reminded you of how you felt before you slept together for the first time. You felt giddy at the thought of having Ethan all to yourself, and the house empty except for the two of you, for four whole days. 
“Wanna make sure you’re ready,” he said, voice low and gruff. It sent chills across every inch of your skin. 
“Oh trust me, I am,” you sighed, squirming just barely as he rubbed over your skin. He knew exactly how to press your buttons and get you worked up in a matter of minutes.
“Shit,” he muttered under his breath, squeezing your thigh. He edged the speedometer up, wheels flying over payment in a desperate bid to get home even a few minutes earlier. 
“Hey, we can’t fuck if you crash before we get home,” you reminded him, messing with your nails. When you looked over at him, his pupils were blown wide, incredulous. The easiest way to get him worked up was with your words, and you used it sparingly, knowing if you always said all the dirty things in your mind that it wouldn’t hold the same effect when you decided to use it. It was the only way you could even the playing field - Ethan could have you in a puddle with one touch. 
He slowed down, but only a fraction, and you were itching to get home just as much as he was, maybe more. The gates at the end of the driveway felt like they took an eternity to open when Ethan punched in the code, and you had already undone your seatbelt before he even had smooth cat in park. 
You both jumped out of the car, giddy like unsupervised teenagers. He took your hand, lacing his fingers with yours as he started towards the house. To your surprise, he didn’t open the door immediately. Instead, he turned to you, catching your hips with his hands.
“I have a proposition.” 
“Oh do you now.”
“New house. All to ourselves for four days.” 
“Mhmmm.” Not sure why we’re not acting on that right about now, you wanted to say, but you held your tongue. 
“Christening.” The word hung in the night air for a moment, slowly disappearing into the song the crickets were making. Images flashed through your mind of all the furniture, the floor plan, the layout. Fuck.
“You bought a very large house, with a lot of rooms,” you started. His face fell just a fraction, and his lips parted as he started his rebuttal. You stopped him with a finger. 
“We better get started.” 
night one, 11pm, living room two
You’d never realized just how soft the purple sectional was; probably because this was the first time you were naked on it. Ethan had made quick work of everything you had on as he lead you in the door, past the small living room, through the kitchen and dining room, and into the small sunken living room two, as they called it.
“Odd first choice,” you mused, not really caring where you were. All you were worried about was the fact that Ethan was still fully clothed, which was wildly unfair in your opinion. 
“Well, we’ve already done our room and bathroom, so no need for repeats. Not gonna do Grayson’s room or bathroom, cause that’s just weird. Figured we could work our way across the house. Living room two, dining room, kitchen, living room one. Come back and get the office, guest bathroom, laundry room.” He listed off the rooms like he was reading from the floor plan as he shed his shirt and started to work on his belt.
“You’ve really got this planned out huh. Been daydreaming about having sex with me all over the house?” The smirk on your face was playful, and he just laughed, shaking his head as he shoved his Louis V pants down his legs along with his boxer briefs and stepped out of them.
“I’m always thinking about having sex with you. Duh.” He crawled over top of you, coaxing you to lay down flat on the couch. One of your favorite things about sex with Ethan was that it was always versatile, and not just in positions. You’d had every mood of sex in the book - playful, funny, dirty, kinky, angry. You were so comfortable around each other it wasn’t even funny.
So you weren’t surprised in the slightest that he nudged your hip with his knee and muttered ‘scootch’ so he could get himself comfortable above you. And you also weren’t surprised when you both realized that there was no way in hell that this position was going to work in any way, shape or form on that narrow ass couch.
“Floor?” He asked.
“Floor,” you confirmed, following him as he rolled off you and onto his back on the rug. Now you were hovering over him, straddled over his abs. His hands found the back of your thighs, pushing lightly.
“Come up here,” he grinned, and you knew exactly what he was asking for. You maneuvered your way up until you were hovering above his face. 
“Let the christening... begin,” he said in his most dramatic voice, smile wide on his face as his hands came up onto your thighs to pull you down closer to him.
“That’s the cheesiest shit you’ve eve- oh.”
“Mmmm, what was that?” He asked, pulled away from where he’d just been.
“Nothing! Nothing,” you squeaked, suddenly desperate for him to put his mouth back on you. He obliged, starting to work you over slowly. You shifted your weight onto your knees so you could get closer to him, hands going to his hair, which was finally getting just long enough for you to get a grip on. 
It didn’t take long for him to set a rhythm with his tongue that has your hips grinding, thighs shaking just barely at the tension of you holding yourself at just the right height. He’s always been so damn good with his mouth, even since the first time you slept together.
But it wasn’t until you bit down on your fist as you came that you hear him groan, and he’s tapping on your thigh, signaling you to dismount. You climbed off, catching your breath and relaxing your muscles, coming down. 
“What’d you bite your fist for?” He asked, sitting up and moving towards you like he had on the couch, coaxing you down onto your back again, his fingers ghosting over you.
“Didn’t do it on purpose.” You were still a bit breathless as he ducked down to kiss you.
“Well for once we don’t have to be quiet. Wanna hear you babe, while we can,” he said, more of a request than a demand. You nodded in response as he lifted up slightly, lining himself up. You let your legs fall open to the sides, giving him more room as he dipped down, grazing over your folds. 
You let out the breath you’d been holding as he pushed in, moving slow and easy. He held himself up on his hands, which were splayed on the floor above your shoulders to hold you in place. You bit down on your lip, a force of habit.
He grunted above you, moving down to his forearms, rolling his hips as he shifted his weight to one side so he could bring a thumb up, guiding your lip out from under your teeth.
“What’d I just say,” he groaned, a hint of dominance creeping into his tone. You just nodded, overwhelmed as he continued to stretch you out.
“Fuck E,” you moaned, hands coming up onto the skin of his back, nails dragging down. A tiny part of your brain realized it felt weird to be so loud, but the pleasure took over that as you felt everything start to tighten, an overwhelming feeling that you’d become familiar with.
“God, I can feel that,” Ethan breathed, speeding up the roll of his hips, somehow getting even deeper than he already was. “Shit baby, you feel so good.” 
“Don’t stop, please don’t stop,” you whined, pulling him as close as you could, lifting your hips up just barely to meet him. The new angle was electric, just the tiny shift making all the difference, and suddenly your thighs were shaking and you could feel him release, filling you up before he collapsed on top of you. 
“Holy shit,” he breathed, rolling off you smoothly. You were only on your back for a second before his arm wrapped around your shoulder, rolling you over onto him. 
“We’re gonna have to pace ourselves if we’re gonna make it through every room in the house,” you laughed, trying to catch your breath. He ran his fingers over your back, feather light over your spine. 
“Fuckin’ hell, you’re gonna wear me out,” he laughed with you, reaching his other hand up to run through his hair.
“Your fault, you bought a big ass house,” you grinned, squishing your cheek against him, smiling when you heard the rumble of his laughter in his chest.
Eventually, he somehow mustered the energy to get the two of you to your feet and back towards your room, the unspoken agreement that you were done for the night. 
“We should shower,” you mumbled.
“Oh yeah, for sure,” Ethan answered, crawling onto the sheets.
“E! We’re gross!” 
“Totally disgusting,” he agreed, curling up further into the bed. You thought for a moment about trying to drag him to the shower, but it was no use. If he didn’t wanna move, you couldn’t make him - you’d learned that lesson many times.
Instead, you gave in and crawled over to him, peppering kisses on his bare back. “You’re washing the sheets tomorrow.”
“Deal,” he sighed, twisting to wrap you up in his arms before you both fell asleep.
morning one, 9:42am, kitchen
As you did every morning, you headed into the kitchen alone. The wood was cold against your bare feet, sending goosebumps up your legs. You’d thrown on one of E’s shirts out of habit, but skipped the shorts when you remembered that the house was empty aside from a quietly snoring Ethan. 
You made yourself a cup of coffee and turned on the speakers, just loud enough that they might wake Ethan up. The playlist that was just a massive dump of every song the three of you liked started to roll through, and you danced along to it, deciding to make a more complicated breakfast than normal. If there was one thing you could cook, it was breakfast. 
The boys had started to branch out and find more vegan substitutes, so you were happy to find all the ingredients you needed to make vegan breakfast bagels - an egg substitute, vegan cheese, even veggie sausage that would work great. While everything cooked away, you cut up some fruit and sipped at your coffee, getting more and more into the music as it played, especially when your favorite Cudi song came on - the boys had gotten you hooked as soon as you moved in, said it was a ‘house rule’ that you stan Cudi.
Lost in your own little world as you scrambled the ‘eggs’, the poke to your hip made you squeal and almost drop the spatula. You turned and saw E, a goofy close lipped smile on his face.
“What’d you poke me for?” You grinned, getting up on your tiptoes to kiss him good morning. He answered by poking your cheek again, then squeezing it gently between his thumb and his index finger.
“Just makin’ sure you’re real, and that I’m not dreamin’,” he sighed, brushing some hair back from your face, proud of the blush he brought to your cheeks.
“You’re such a simp.” You turned back to the ‘eggs’, cutting off the burner, happy they were done so you could give him your full attention for a few minutes.
“Am not.”
“Are too,” you countered. “Okay maybe not a simp, but definitely a sap. Over here poking me to make sure I’m not a dream,” you teased, but you loved every second of it.
“But you are a dream,” he said in his most dramatic voice, hands going to your waist to guide you away from the stove. With one swift move he spun you around and lifted you up so you were suddenly sitting on the island, now just a hair taller than him.
“I wake up to you, cooking a damn good vegan breakfast in my kitchen, with Cudi on the speakers, in my shirt-” he reached for the hem, moving it slightly up from where it sat on your thighs, obviously expecting shorts. He groaned when he didn’t find any.
Immediately, his hand was coming around to the back of your head, fingers curling in your hair as he pulled you down towards him, lips on yours. Usually his kisses were a bit lazy in the morning, but right now he was more than awake, and you could tell. 
It wasn’t another minute before he was guiding you backwards and you were laying on the counter, cold marble setting all your nerve endings on fire as his fingers hooked into your panties and pulled them down in one swift motion.
He pressed kisses to your thighs, morning scruff tickling your skin as he made his way up, coaxing your legs to open for him. It was on odd sensation being out in the open like this, but you didn’t have the energy to care once his mouth was on you.
“Fucking shit,” you groaned, the sensitivity left from last night elevating things immediately. 
“All good?” He murmured, looking up to you for reassurance. He knew your body almost as well as you did by now, knew you’d be sensitive.
“Yeah, yeah keep going.” You were practically begging for it already and it had only been a few seconds. He started with long, flat tongue licks that he knew would have you squirming, even if he didn’t add a finger like he did.
“Jesus E, fuck,” you whimpered, fingers grasping at the smooth counter, desperate to find something to hold onto as he worked you over. He just hummed against you, satisfied that you were being vocal and adding to the sensation all at the same time. 
His tongue moved up to your clit and you gasped, sitting up slightly and grabbing at his head, fingers trying to find purchase in his short hair. It didn’t faze him in the slightest and he continued his work, knowing you were close.
“Fuck, fuck fuck fuck,” you squeaked, body tensing up and then relaxing all at once, causing you to collapse back onto the counter. You barely had enough left in you to make sure that your head didn’t hit the marble. 
“Well, kitchen can get checked off,” he breathed, pressing kisses to your skin as you tried to settle back down. After a few moments he helped you sit up, leaving you to relax while he picked up where you left off with breakfast as if nothing had just happened. That was one of your favorite things about Ethan - he was a giver, through and through, and he never did anything to get something in return.
But that didn’t mean you weren’t going to repay the favor.
“You are getting the best head of your life later, so prepare yourself.” You tried to stay serious, but your voice was still a bit breathless as you came up beside him. 
“Like I said. Absolute. Dream. My fuckin’ girl,” he smiled, reaching a hand around to cup your ass and pull you up against his side as he continued to cook. 
evening one, 6:33pm, the laundry room
You watched him put the blue liquid into the washer, filling up the little cap and putting it into the little container on the right side. You weren’t sure why, but watching Ethan do domestic shit was one of the hottest things to you. 
“Did you just put fabric softener in with the sheets?”
“Of course I did,” he responded with a smirk. 
“Absolute. Dream. My fuckin’ guy.” You quoted him from earlier with a smug grin, moving from where you were watching in the doorway to right beside him. The washer started to hum, filling up with water as you spun him around so his back was against it.
“Oh?” He quirked an eyebrow, looking at you in surprise - you weren’t usually the one to initiate things, not because you didn’t want to, but because Ethan usually beat you to the punch.
You didn’t answer. Instead, you pulled on the waistband of his shorts and briefs, reaching down to find his cock, which was already rising to your attention.
“Laundry huh? That’s what does it for you?” Ethan said, trying to seem unaffected, but his breath was already catching in his throat. He always got very overwhelmed when you took care of him like this - he was so used to being the giver, sometimes he wasn’t exactly sure what to do as the receiver. 
“Shhh, just relax. I told you to prepare for this, remember?” You teased, getting up on your tip toes to kiss him while you pushed his shorts and briefs down. They pooled around his feet and you followed them, sinking to your knees.
“Fucking shit.” He breathed it out, barely audible over the machinery behind him that he started to brace on as you took him in your mouth. 
You just hummed as you worked him over, knowing exactly where to get him weak in the knees. He liked slow, long strokes at first, but you surprised him by coming up to cup his balls, rolling them in your hand.
“Oh fuckkkk,” he whined, thigh twitching and hand coming down to your hair. His fingers tangled in it and you didn’t ease up at all, knowing you were about to get him right where you wanted him. 
You backed off for just a second, just to see his reaction as you looked up at him. His eyes had been closed for a bit, knuckles white as he gripped onto the washer. But with the loss of contact they flew open, just as you wanted them to.
With his eyes on you, you grabbed onto his hips, opening wide and taking him as far down your throat as you could. You fought the urge to gag, grinning a bit when his hips stuttered and his breath hitched. He even bent over slightly, body unsure of how to handle feeling so good. 
He wasn’t even forming words anymore when you started to suck again, paying special attention to the vein that ran along the side as he practically came undone.
When your hand came back up to his balls, he was done for. He came quickly, and you let it slide down your throat, leaving him in your mouth until he guided you off. 
You stood up proudly, wiping the corner of your mouth with your shirt while you waited for him to catch his breath. 
“You are incredible,” were the words he chose, boosting your ego and making you blush all at the same time. 
But you didn’t get a chance to respond, because suddenly he was bending down, your hips colliding with his shoulder as he scooped you up, grabbing onto your legs as he stood up.
“Ethan!” You squealed, bracing your hands on his lower back to hold yourself up. “Your ass is literally in my face.”
“You love it,” he teased, reaching up to give an easy slap to yours, making you  squeak as he headed to the next room.
evening one, 7:07pm, guest bathroom
He didn’t even sit you down - he just waltzed right into the shower, opening the glass door and turning on the water. 
“Cold, cold cold cold!” You gasped as the water ran over your back, hitting your shirt and soaking the fabric through. 
He didn’t react to the water - he only squatted down so he could put you on your feet, hands immediately going to your waist to push you up against the wall. The water was starting to warm up, but the tile was so cold that it still took your breath. 
It wasn’t helping that Ethan’s touch was making you feel like your skin was on fire, flushed and warm as he bent down slightly to catch your nipple in his mouth through your shirt. You moaned at that, back arching off the tiles when he nipped at it with his teeth. 
“Not supposed to shower with clothes on,” you whimpered, already overwhelmed by just his hands on you.
“Not gonna shower, don’t even have soap in here. Christening, remember?” He whispered it, barely audible over the sound of the water hitting the floor. You didn’t have to ask his plans - he showed you, one hand moving to cup your core. He groaned when he felt a different kind of wet.
“All this, just from sucking my cock huh? Don’t deserve you, truly,” he grinned, hand coming up to the waist of your panties and yanking. The fabric tore, making you gasp.
Somehow, Ethan was already impossibly hard again, ready for another round. He pinned your hips back against the wall, foot pushing your legs just a little wider so he could line himself up. He pushed up in one swift stroke, stretching you out yet again. Somehow, it was even better than the day before, and you were so lost in the bliss you barely felt him pull your shirt over your head, leaving you completely naked.
“Fuck E, feels so good,” you moaned, arms going around his neck as he started his rhythm, deliciously slow yet fast enough at the same time. Only he could fuck you like this, you were sure.
“Tell me how good baby, tell me how I make you feel,” he urged, hands moving to the tiles behind your head as he thrust into you, grunts and groans falling from his lips with every move.
“So good E, so fuckin’ good baby, you’re so deep, fuck,” you let the words tumble out, not thinking twice about them. When he leaned in to kiss you it made you clench all over and he hissed against your lips at the feeling.
“So tight for me baby girl, fuck, my fuckin’ pussy.” The mixture of his groans and the filth coming out of his mouth was enough for you to get yourself right to the edge.
He felt it, felt you lift up on your tiptoes, felt your walls tighten and start to flutter. He reached between you, fingers finding your clit just in time. He rubbed quickly, causing you to stop breathing as every muscle in your body tensed and then you were shaking, so hard your teeth chattered. If his dick wasn’t still inside you you probably would have sunk to the ground. 
He pulled out of you as soon as you were done, leaving you feeling entirely empty. You watched with hazy eyes as he turned off the water. 
He came back over to you, strong arms wrapping you up and lifting you with ease, even with your skin slick from the water. You let him do whatever he wanted, just relaxing into his shoulder as he carried you out of the shower with your legs wrapped around his waist.
“We’re gonna make a mess on the floor,” you mumbled, watching the water fall off his body and drip onto the wood.
“Shhh, it’s fine,” he reassured you, pressing a kiss to your shoulder as he started to walk towards your room. You couldn’t help but feel that he was still hard, practically throbbing below your entrance as he carried you. 
“Where we goin’?” You asked quietly, sitting up. 
“Our room.”
“No repeats, remember?” you mumbled. “Put me down.” 
He did as you asked, but there was already concern written all over his face. He kept a hand on you as you wobbled slightly, knees still a bit weak.
“Baby, you don’t have to-”
You just took his hand.
night two, 7:30pm, living room one
“Sit down,” you instructed him, pulling him towards the couch. He plopped down on the gray fabric - you knew there would be a wet patch there when you all were done, but you didn’t care. 
Before you could say anything else, he reached out, hand on your thigh, thumb rubbing over the skin.
“Sweetheart, it’s okay if you’re not up for it. Really, I mean it. The whole christening thing is just for fun.” His voice was so soft - he was obviously worried that you were overdoing it. After all, you did have a history of being too sensitive for so many rounds in a row; Ethan always took it as a compliment. 
But now, you were somehow still horny, and you knew he was painfully hard, especially since it was his second go round. So, you decided to prove to him that you were perfectly fine, leaning over, hands going to his thighs as you got in his face.
“Are you trying to convince me not to sit on your dick right now?” You said it slowly, drawing out your words. “Do you not want me to ride you?”
You actually watched him swallow, and he shook his head like a school boy being scolded. 
“That’s what I thought,” you grinned, climbing onto his lap.
You wasted no time, bracing yourself on his shoulder so you could lift up and sink down onto him. There was barely a stretch this time, and you were glad, because you could immediately start up the pace you wanted. You went to your knees so he’d stay deep inside as you started to roll your hips like you knew he loved.
“Shit,” he choked out, hands moving to your ass, squeezing the flesh there as you leaned forward, adding a bit of a bounce to your movements - having your tits in his face was just a bonus.
“Not gonna last, fuck baby, just like that.” The words disappeared into your skin as he buried his face in your neck while you kept moving. Wanting to see his face, you tugged on his hair until his head came back up and you could kiss him.
His hands were desperate, wandering all over your skin as he tried to keep it together, lips rough against yours. It took so much focus for you to keep your pace as your own orgasm started to build, especially when you felt Ethan rising up to meet you, trying to get impossibly deeper.
“C’mon baby, cum for me.” You didn’t care that it had only been a few minutes - you knew he was so close, you could feel it.
He groaned at your words, and you gasped as his hands came to your hips, actually lifting you slightly just so he could pound into you harder. And just that slight shift of angle was enough to build you up in just a few strokes, and suddenly you were cumming with him, seeing stars as your body tried to process the third major orgasm of the day.
“Holy shit,” was all Ethan could say once he caught his breath. You were still speechless, body totally spent as you just sat there, exhausted. “Three in one day, that’s a lot for you,” he praised, pressing kisses to your temple. “My pretty girl is all fucked out huh?”
“Mmmm,” was your only response, and even you didn’t know what it was supposed to mean. 
“Let’s get you cleaned up,” he said, moving so he could stand up. He shifted inside you, making you whimper until he was able to lift you off of him. He mumbled an apology, hands coming around to your ass to hold you up. You rested your cheek on his shoulder as he carried you back to your room. 
Ten minutes later and the bathtub was full with hot water, waiting for you as you rinsed off in the shower first, deciding your hair desperately needed washing. Ethan watched you through the glass door as he waited in the water for you, soft smile spreading across his face when you finished up and headed to join him, limbs heavy.
He sat up to help you step into the massive white tub, immediately wrapping his arms around you as you settled back against his chest.
“You remember how you said we needed to pace ourselves?” He murmured in your ear. “Well, we only have two rooms left. We’re beasts.”
“What’s gonna happen when we have our own house? We could do this every weekend,” You teased, twisting around so you could rest your cheek on his shoulder, pressing a few kisses to his neck and collarbone.
“Do you want our own place?” 
You thought on it for a moment, as much as your blissed out haze would let you. “Not for a while. I like living with Gray.”
“Wait. If we didn’t live with Gray, would you just walk around with no pants on all the time?” The seriousness of his tone made you giggle.
“Probably,” you shrugged.
“That’s it, we’re moving, I’m getting on Zillow right now-” he sat up slightly as if he was going to get out of the tub, making you laugh and cling onto him.
“Stop, you know you love living with your brother. You miss him already and it’s only been like a day.”
He sighed, chest rising below you. “You’ve kept me plenty distracted.” But you both knew that you were right.
morning three, 10am, office
Your second whole day at home alone was so... soft. There was no other way to put it. You’d woken up on your own time, thrown on some comfy clothes and went together to your favorite vegan bakery, getting lattes and the best banana bread.
E had driven you up to a lookout and you’d had breakfast together watching the waves crash on the coast. And when you got home, you spent the whole day just moseying around the house, dancing around to the music on the speakers, playing cards, cuddling on the couch and watching movies. 
“Can’t wait till this is us in our house with a few little mini you’s running around,” Ethan had said, pulling you closer to him on the couch.
“Mini me’s? Why not mini you’s?” 
“Oh god, I wouldn’t wish a mini me on anybody, just ask Li,” he’d teased back. And the night had devolved into the two of you talking about what you thought your lives would look like in the future - living either in Jersey or LA, but definitely with Grayson as a neighbor. Two or three kids running around, not too far apart in age. You could picture it all in your head so clearly, and it had even seeped into your dreams later that night when you fell asleep on Ethan’s chest.
So when you woke up on the third morning, you pouted a bit when you didn’t find Ethan beside you in bed. You climbed out from under the covers, rubbing the sleep from your eyes and going in search of him - you wanted to tell him about the little mini-him’s you’d dreamed about, and how cute they were. You checked each room as you went along, finally hearing his voice and peeking into the office. 
He was spinning slightly in the office chair, cell phone pressed to his ear.
“Yeah, I think that’s fine. If we restock in July, then we should have enough time to get enough surplus built up before the holidays.” He caught sight of you then, face lighting up. He waved you in, wanting you to join him. 
You could hear the voice on the other side of the line as you got closer, and recognized it as Nathan, one of the main product managers for Wakeheart. He’d made sure not to plan any meetings for the days you had the house to yourself, giving himself a ‘mini-vacation’, but you knew he couldn’t stay away from work that long. You didn’t mind - his ambition was one of your favorite things about him.
So you simply headed over to settle onto his lap, nuzzling up into his neck as you straddled one of his thighs and cuddled up. 
He pulled the phone away from his ear for just a moment, turning his head to kiss you good morning.
“Do you think we should make a holiday line? Grayson and I were talking about it, or we could just run some specific packaging deals, with mini’s or something.” He kept talking, spinning about 45 degrees in the chair and then back again, using his foot to move him.
What he didn’t realize was that just that movement was making your core shift on his wide thigh, and your thin panties weren’t doing anything to help the situation.
You still had a bit of residual sensitivity, but it didn’t hurt - now it just made it that much easier to get turned on. You tried to ignore it for a minute - Ethan always took his work so seriously, and you really didn’t want to interrupt. 
But soon it was too obvious - you knew that if he didn’t already feel the wetness on his skin, he was going to soon. Almost against your own will your hips started to move just slightly, desperate for any type of friction across your throbbing core. 
And of course, Ethan noticed. You sat up, trying to get a new angle and his eyes were blown wide, mouth actually hanging open slightly because holy shit, you were actually riding his thigh while he was on a business call. 
With a devious grin, he bounced his leg once, and you squeaked so loud that you had no doubt that Nathan heard it. Your hands immediately went up to cover your mouth, cheeks bright red in embarrassment. 
“Just my floor, sorry. What’d you say?” He played it off, pressing a finger to your lips and still smirking at you as you started to grind again, one hand going to his shoulder, the other bracing against his right thigh to give you leverage. 
“Yeah, we could do two separate mini bundles, with one set for enterlight and the other with the signatures, maybe spruce it up with some festive packaging.” His voice was devilishly calm, and somehow that only turned you on more. The fact that he could be so unaffected by you literally getting off just using his leg had your skin flushed and hot, a mixture of embarrassment and want. 
“We’ll have to run it past Gray once he’s back. Right now it’s just me and my girl at the house, Sterling isn’t even here, so it’s just us.” His eyes were on you, but you didn’t realize how intensely he was watching you until he brought his other hand up to grab your jaw, tilting your head back until you had no option but to stare directly at him. 
You bit down on your lip hard, fighting with yourself to stay quiet as you worked yourself up, moving fast, the chair starting to creak just barely with your movements. A few whimpers still slipped past your lips and you could actually see his pupils blow wide at the sound. 
“Yeah, uh, actually Nathan I think Y/N needs me for... something. Can we finish this up later?” There was a slight gruff to his voice now, the first real sign that any of this was getting to him. “Alright, talk soon. Bye.”
His phone hit the desk hard as he practically dropped it, both hands moving to your hips as his mood turned on a dime.
“God you drive me insane baby. Don’t know what’s gotten into you lately but I love it,” he groaned, gripping onto your hips as you continued to move, so lost in the feeling that you barely even heard his words.
“Fuck Ethan, I’m close, I’m so fuckin close,” you breathed, digging your nails into his shoulder hard enough to make him suck in a breath through his teeth.
“There you go baby girl, c’mon, get yourself off on my leg, c’mon, you’re almost there,” he encouraged you, starting to barely bounce his leg to give you that extra little bit of friction you needed.
“Fuck, fuck fuck fu-” your breath caught in your throat, cutting off your words as your whole body tensed up, thighs closing together to squeeze around his as your toes came off the ground and every muscle in your legs started to shake. It rolled through you in waves, keeping you tensed up for almost 30 seconds before you were finally able to breathe. You gulped down the air you’d been missing, collapsing forward onto Ethan’s chest as his arms wove around you. 
“Woah. That was a good one huh?” His voice is soft as he rubs up and down your back as you caught your breath. “If you needed me, all you had to do was ask.”  
“Was just comin’ to tell you about my dream,” you stood up, moving to close your legs and sit on his lap sideways instead, too sensitive to stay like you had been. 
“Oh yeah? And what did my girl dream about, hmm?”
You launched into the story, talking about how the two of you had a daughter and son, both with dark curls like Ethan’s that bounced around while they played in the treehouse that Grayson had built for their kids to share. 
“It really sent the baby fever into overdrive,” you sighed, tracing over his collarbone tattoo as you finished.
“You know,” he leaned down, getting closer to your ear. “If you want a baby, you gotta at least give me a chance to get my dick in you.” 
“Stopppp,” you blushed, burying your face in his neck. He just laughed.
“Oh so now you’re gonna get bashful on me huh? Just came in here and rode my thigh into oblivion while I was on a business call, but me mentioning putting a baby in you, oh no, that crosses the line.” 
You sat up and pouted at his teasing, but he just kissed it right off your lips with a laugh. “You know I love it, don’t be embarrassed.” 
afternoon four, 3:32pm, dining room
“Babe, c’mon, if we’re late Gray’s gonna be pissed,” you called out, grabbing Grayson’s water bottle from the counter and filling it up - you were always thirsty after a long flight, and you figured he’d appreciate the gesture.
Ethan came around the corner then, taking one look at you and immediately turning around with a groan, heading back to your room.
“E!”
“You’re wearing that? You don’t even have a shred of mercy for me, do you?” He was exasperated as soon as he came back into the kitchen.
You looked down at yourself - you just had on a sundress, it was no big deal.
“What do you mean?!”
“I’m already trying to get over the fact that you’re gonna start wearing pants again all the time and you’re out here looking all... all tempty,” he pouted, and you couldn’t hold back your laugh.
“Tempty? That’s a new one. And hey, technically I still don’t have on pants,” you offered, quirking an eyebrow. 
“Is that supposed to be helpful right now?” He asked, making you realize that pointing out the fact that your were in a dress probably wasn’t helping the already growing bulge in his pants.
With devious eyes, he glanced over at the clock. You had a few minutes to spare before you absolutely had to leave to avoid being late, and he knew it too.
“Ethan... no. No,” you cautioned as he started to walk towards you, but you were laughing at the fact he looked like a cat on the prowl.
“C’mon, we never finished our christening! All we have left is the dining room! You know I hate giving up.” He was pouting again, even sticking his bottom lip out as he kept walking and you backed up until you bumped into the wooden table. 
“We’re gonna be late,” was your last possible defense, and even that was half assed. You were already wet god dammit, all he had to do was look at you.
“Please baby? We’ll be quick, I promise.” 
You answer by turning around, bending over and reaching back to flick your dress up over your ass. His knees almost give out at the sight.
“Absolute.” He leaned down and presses a kiss to your left asscheek. “Dream.” He kissed the other, making you laugh.
“Thought we were gonna be quick,” you teased, secretly loving all the attention. As excited as you were to see Grayson, you sure as hell were gonna miss this.
“So greedy,” he chuckled, moving up to catch your thong with his fingers and pull it down to your knees. You heard the rustle of him getting his shorts down, and a gentle tap at your slit with his tip was your only warning before he pushed himself in.
“Fuckin’ shit baby,” you croaked, hands balling into fists at the sensation. You weren’t sure how it felt so good to be stretched out so nicely - surely you’d get used to it eventually, but you secretly hoped you never did. 
“Hmm, feels nice huh? You feel so good every damn time,” he praised, hands squeezing at your ass as he pulled out to the tip before thrusting back in. “Always so soft for me.” He was lazily rolling his hips, giving you just enough to get you worked up but not enough to get you there.
“Fast Ethan. We’re going for fast,” you reminded him, a bit of sass creeping into your tone. You didn’t want to deal with a cranky post-travel Grayson if you were late.
He stilled his movement entirely, leaning forward to nip at your ear. 
“You asked for it.” 
And then he was moving, pulling your hips so he could slam into you fully, only letting go to reach around and rub at your clit, making your whole body tense up at the sudden change in pace.
“Fuck yes Ethan, fuck just like that, yes, yes yes yes,” you whimpered, a hand even coming to smack at the wood on the table as you tried to process all the sensation happening so quickly. 
“Already tightening up, look at you.” His breathing was already labored as he continued pounding into you, grunting with the force of it. Neither of you were going to last long, it felt too good. “C’mon baby, wanna feel it. Cum for me, I know you’re close.”
You brought one hand down over his, guiding him to just the right spot over your clit, the callouses on his finger giving you just the right friction that had you tumbling over the edge. 
You collapsed onto the table with the force of the orgasm, smiling when you felt Ethan chasing his own high and spilling into you only a few moment later, only your name falling from his lips. 
It took a few minutes for you to calm down, and then you were waddling off to the bathroom to clean yourself up quickly before pulling your panties back up. Ethan watched you with a smug smirk as you tried to walk normally, his ego bursting.
“Shut it,” you threatened, pointing a finger at him. “This is your fault.”
“I said nothing.” But his smirk was enough. “Better get that figured out before we get Grayson, or he’ll never let us live it down,” he grinned, offering you his arm as you rearranged your dress and let him lead you out to the car. 
40 minutes later and you were climbing out of the car, legs not giving too much away as you watched Ethan run around the car and engulf his twin in the biggest hug, both of them more than ecstatic to see each other.
“Missed you bro,” Grayson smiled, looking over at you. “Missed you too munch,” he said, throwing out the nickname that only he was allowed to call you. Once Ethan let him go he moved over to you, giving you the biggest bear hug and spinning you around. Ethan reacted before you did, reaching a hand out to keep your dress down in the wind.
“Woah, easy, that’s only for my eyes,” Ethan huffed, pulling you to his side once you were back on your feet.
“Righttt, I forgot. But hey, I’m home now, so you’re gonna have to start wearing pants around the house again. Sorry to ruin the no-pants party,” Grayson smirked, watching the blush spread across your cheeks as you whirled on Ethan.
“You told him?” You squeaked, embarrassment running through you from head to toe.
“Thanks bro, real fuckin’ nice,” Ethan said over your head before looking at you. “That’s the only thing I told him, I swear.” 
“You’re so dead,” you narrowed your eyes at him, and he knew he was in for it later.
“Ahh, so nice to be home,” Grayson grinned, wrapping you both up in a hug as he laughed.
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SORRY this took so long guys. also if u love me u should message me which room was your favorite just for fun haha thank you for reading, ily guys!
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↠Author’s Note: Hi everybody! I hope you’re all doing well. So for 1k follower special, I did a prompt request event and I really liked doing it, so I decided to make it into a regular thing. Be sure to read the rules listed below before you request for this. I’m most likely going to add more prompts to this in the future, but I just made fifty new ones for now! Anyway, feel free to request for this! Ty for all the support! Hope you all have a great day/night! -Danielle <3
↠Rules/General Information:
All the rules listed in my request information post regarding what content I’m comfortable writing also apply here (as well as what characters I will write for)
To request for this event please either send me an ask, or a message with the numbers (up to three per request but you can send as many requests as you want) of the prompts you want to be included (if you want, you can also provide a brief little story line, if you had something specific in mind)
These will just probably just be 100-1k word little drabbles, so keep that in mind 
The first fifty are from my prompt list for my 1k event but I added them here as well so you could pair them with some of the ones on the new prompt list if you want
Please list whether you want it to be fluffy or angsty, because some of these could be either one
*name* is either a characters name or your name, depending on what direction either you or I decide to make the prompt go in
I thought up most of these myself, some I may have heard somewhere and just forgotten where
Prompt List
“Be careful, you could have gotten yourself hurt.”
“Is that my hoodie?”
“Did you just call yourself ugly?”
“You’ve been reading too many romance novels.”
“I’m so proud of you, baby, good job.”
“Are you blushing?”
“I lost my number, can I have yours?”
“Wait, why aren’t you wearing the necklace I gave you? You always wear it.”
“You’re an idiot.” “But I’m your idiot.”
“Why are you freaking out? I’m sure it’s just a little spid- HOLY SHIT THAT THING IS HUGE.”
“Please, you can’t even keep a plant alive. Let alone, a pet.”
“Wait, you actually remembered my birthday?”
“Would a hug help?”
“Did you get a new perfume/cologne?”
“Will you marry me?” “*name*, that’s a ring pop.”
“You don’t love me anymore.”
“I can’t go to sleep yet, I need to finish this paper.”
“I think I ate too many cupcakes.”
“You want me to wear what?”
“Ow! What was that for!?”
“What does that even- oh, whatever, it’s too early for this. I’m going back to bed.”
“*name*, why is there a tiger in the kitchen?”
“This class makes me want to murder people.”
“What do they have that I don’t?”
“Wait, is that my hero merch?”
“We don’t work, we never have, and we never will.”
“We can’t just ignore what happened last night.”
“Because I have a crush on you, I have for months now.”
“Please stay.”
“I didn’t come back for you.”
“Do you see a future with me?”
“Why are you so warm?”
“I swear to god *name*, if that’s another dog/cat, I’m going to kill you.”
“Please tell me that you’re joking.”
“Maybe if we cuddle enough then our problems will disappear.” “I don’t think that’s how that works.” “It isn’t but we’re going to pretend like it is.”
“You could completely ruin my entire life and I would still love you just as much as I do now.”
“Why do you look cute when you’re mad? That’s not how that’s supposed to work, at all.”
“In my defense, you left me unsupervised.”
“This is why we can’t have nice things.”
“Does this mean that you missed me?”
“Add cat litter to the shopping list.” “We don’t have a cat.” “….good news, I got us a cat.”
“Are you cold? Do you want my jacket?”
“If I asked you to make a list of things that you loved, where would I fall on the list?” “You’d be number one.” “And where would you fall?” “I wouldn’t be on the list.”
“Pay attention to me.”
“Hey, *name*, do you- is that a cardboard cutout of me?”
“Don’t worry, it’ll all be okay.”
“I know you’re upset with me but I had a really bad day. So, could I maybe get a kiss?”
“Nope, I’m not talking to you until you admit that I’m better than your celebrity crush.”
“Loving me is a bad choice. I would recommend that you ignore any feelings you have for me and go and find somebody better.”
“Do you think that we can stay like this forever?”
“Don’t do that, don’t pretend like you’re okay.”
“What do you want me to say?”
“You got me flowers?”
“I wish I could go back in time.”
“Please, don’t start crying, because if you start crying then I will too.”
“Oh, so I’m not being annoying? Are you sure?”
“I really missed you.”
“I heard you last night.”
“Do you regret what happened between us?”
“So, where do you want our first date to be?” “I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“Give me one good reason I should trust you after what you did.”
“You’re crying, who do I need to hurt?”
“Can I braid your hair?”
“Oh god, did I just say that out loud?”
“Babe, why are you ignoring me?” “You ate my leftovers.”
“Why are you so stubborn!?”
“Why’d you give me my hoodie back? I gave it to you to keep.” “It stopped smelling like you.”
“If you really love me then you’ll leave just because I asked you to.”
“Wait, are you jealous?”
“What do you mean they rejected you? Who wouldn’t want you?”
“You have five seconds to run.”
“It’s all my fault.”
“Don’t make promises you can’t keep.”
“They don’t love me anymore.” “Oh my god, *name*, all I said was that we couldn’t get another animal!” “That’s basically the same thing!”
“It was supposed to be a surprise.”
“You’re adorable.” “I am not.” “You are too.” “Say it again and I’ll kill you!” “See? Adorable.”
“Geez, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.”
“Look, I know we said we weren’t getting each other anything, but I got you this anyway.”
“*name*, for the love of god, please tell me that those aren’t rocks with smiley faces drawn on them?” “...they’re rocks with smiley faces drawn onto them.”
“You forgot...how could you forget?”
“I wish I’d never met you.”
“Say it one more time, I dare you.”
“No, I’m not crying. I just got something in my eye.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy.”
“I don’t love you, I never have and I never will.”
“Yeah, they’re almost as pretty as you. Key word: almost.”
“I guess this is goodbye.”
“I still love you.”
“Please call me back.”
“Thank you, for everything.”
"I’d prefer if you came back home in one piece, so just promise me that you’ll be careful.”
“Please, just give me one more chance. I promise I’ll do better.”
“Nope, you’re not moving from this spot.”
“I had a dream about this happening once.”
“Surprise! Do you like it?”
“God, why do you have to be so clingy!?”
“Just listen to me, please!”
“I guess it just wasn’t meant to be.”
“Wait, so you’re telling me that you haven’t moved on yet? *name*, it’s been five years.”
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Childe's Friend
{ Childe x GN!Reader }
{ Summary } You're Childe's friend. Series Masterlist
{ Warnings } Mention of Injury, Physical Intimacy.
{ Notes } The fourth part of Let's Make a Deal with significant edits. Masterlist
{ Word Count } 1,524
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Childe’s guard nearly jumped out of his skin, letting out a yelp of fright as you swept out of the apartment, in a hurry for no real reason at all. Maybe you were just feeling good. But in your rush, you hardly noticed him at all, the entirety of your focus was currently on your goal of securing groceries and icepacks. Currently, your mind was entirely occupied with trying to puzzle out what Childe would usually purchase in terms of groceries.
Resorting to guessing, you started to weave through the stalls set up in Liyue’s marketplace, surveying the produce available. As it turns out, grocery shopping became infinitely more difficult when you didn’t know what was needed. It was clear Childe liked to cook but you didn’t know what it was he liked to prepare. You were considering swallowing your pride and going back to ask for a list from Childe. You were so absorbed in your thoughts that you didn’t notice the parasite approaching.
“Ah, you’re Childe’s friend, correct?” a velvety voice queried, effectively catching your attention. You looked up to the source of the question, recognizing the man on sight.
“Mr. Zhongli, yes, I am,” you confirmed, offering the funeral parlor consultant a polite smile. For some reason, you wanted to correct him on the mention of being Childe’s friend, but that was an accurate descriptor. Of course, it would be strange to identify yourself as his caregiver, as that was a role you had only taken due to a careless agreement and you weren’t anything more than his friend beyond that. Still, being known as Childe’s friend didn’t sit right with you for some reason, even though it was the most accurate descriptor. You hadn’t really been properly introduced when you met for tea, most of the conversation had been between Zhongli and Childe. Still, you did not offer him your name. For no other reason than being mysterious, mysterious people are segcy.
“Are you here to purchase some of the locally grown produce?” Zhongli asked, sounding a bit like a living marketing scheme. He did sometimes have a peculiar way of speaking.
“Yes, but it seems I’m having trouble deciding on what to get,” you said, an admission you would come to regret.
“Is this your first time grocery shopping?” the funeral parlor consultant asked with a hint of amusement in his voice.
“No,” you said all too quickly, revealing your embarrassment, “I just don’t know what Childe usually buys.”
Zhongli was so friendly, and he was comfortable enough to point out to you what items you should purchase while also giving you a small lecture on each thing. He also let you buy all his groceries, too. You didn’t mind terribly, you were in no way hurting for Mora, but you had no idea how he so effortlessly got others to pay for his things. You supposed it helped that he was also excellent at haggling to lower the overall price of your purchases.
“Why are you shopping for Mr. Childe? Have you taken up a position as his personal assistant?” Zhongli asked casually as you browsed the fruit stands.
“I owe him a favor and ended up stuck with him for a few weeks,” you replied, keeping it vague. But of course, not vague enough.
“Oh, you’re staying with Childe? How interesting,” he mused with an all too knowing tone. You decided it was best not to comment on it.
One thing the illustrious Mr. Zhongli did not have was restraint, by the time you had finished at the market your arms were full of heavy bags. Your company only ended up taking two of them when you parted ways, not doing much to lighten the load. As you made your way up the steps to Bubu Pharmacy, you worried your arms might fall off.
The man at the counter wore a worried expression as he noticed the amount of bags you were dragging along with you. You brushed off his concern with something about how you were an adventurer and stronger than the average person, trying not to let it show that you were indeed struggling to carry everything. Even with superhuman strength, you had your limits. Unfortunately, the man accepted your words and busied himself with finding the ice packs you requested, along with an herbal tea you asked for because it had a divine aroma you noticed upon walking in. It’s not like he was likely able to help you with the groceries, so you supposed it didn’t matter.
By the time you returned to Childe’s apartment, your arms were ready to fall off and the scowl on your face must have been quite intimidating because the guard stationed at the door immediately did as he was told when you ordered him to open the door for you. He didn’t say a word, not even giving you a nasty look for the first time. Despite the non-hostile treatment by the guard, you promptly kicked the door closed on him after entering the apartment, heading straight to the kitchen and letting out a sigh of relief after dropping all of the bags in the middle of the floor.
You hadn’t seen Childe on your way in and you couldn’t hear him moving around the apartment but you assumed he was home, the guard probably wouldn’t have been quite so willing to let you in otherwise. Even if you wore a scary expression. Not to mention, surely the Harbinger wouldn’t appoint a guard foolish enough to allow you in unsupervised, there were likely sensitive documents somewhere inside. You assumed it had been Fatui reports he was reading earlier.
Putting the groceries away took your mind away from wondering about the location of your temporary host. But when you had yet to see or hear any sign of him by the time you had finished stocking the fridge and shelves, you were beginning to worry. You really didn’t feel like going out to track Childe down, if he had gone out looking for a fight you might just scream.
Taking one of the newly purchased ice packs to use as an excuse, you wrapped it in a towel before making your way to his bedroom. It seemed like the most likely place to find him if he was still in the apartment. It was hard to imagine he’d have spent so much time silent in the bathroom. You felt strangely on edge as you stopped in front of the door, knocking softly three times.
No reply came but you wanted to make sure he wasn’t just sleeping before going out on a wild goose chase so you slowly pushed the door open, holding your breath. It didn’t make sense for you to feel so nervous about this, it wasn’t the end of the world if he wasn’t home.
The sight of Childe sprawled out in the middle of his bed peacefully napping greeted you as you quietly entered. His blanket appeared to have been thrown off him in his sleep and his shirt rode up just a little bit. His room was tidy, but you were too busy appreciating the revealed section of his abdomen to take a proper look around. You were only granted a few moments to stare before he opened one eye, peering at you for just long enough to register that it was you in his room.
It was unsurprising that the Harbinger was a light enough sleeper to be woken by you entering his room, considering his line of work. Vastly more surprising was when, after determining it was you who had woken him, he closed his eye again and went back to dozing. You couldn’t help but smile fondly at this, a pleasant warmth filling you at the show of trust. Or maybe he was too tired to care.
Of course he trusted you, you were friends after all. The thought had your smile fading, but you weren’t sure why that displeased you. Pushing the thought from your head, you silently made your way to the bedside and placed the icepack at his side.
The sudden cold had ocean eyes fluttering open before focusing on you. You smiled playfully at his slightly disgruntled expression. That was much easier on your emotions than his prior vulnerability.
“Sorry, but it needs to be done.” You weren’t very sorry.
“Mm, whatever. Since you woke me up, I think we should continue our conversation from earlier,” Childe murmured, still sounding rather drowsy. You furrowed your brows in confusion, trying to remember what conversation he was referring to, but that confusion was soon replaced by surprise when Childe caught you in his arms to pull you down onto the bed with him.
Laughing at your noise of surprise, Childe pulled you into his chest and grinned cheekily down at you. He looked pleased with himself, like a cat who caught the canary.
“Good talk, now let’s take a nap~” Childe’s firm hold of you didn’t leave much room to argue, but you supposed a little bit of rest was deserved. Those bags had been heavy, after all.
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Never alone - Chapter Seven - Soulmate AU
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Hi guys! Here is chapter 7. I hope this time it will show up in the tag search because chapter 6 didn’t and a lot of you probably missed it. I’ve noticed that several chapters from authors I follow didn’t show up in the tags either so it wasn’t just me... I don’t know what’s wrong with tumblr but I hope they fix it because we’re probably missing some updates...
Anyway, here is chapter 7 for you guys :)
When Damian came back to the manor, he changed and took a shower as quickly as possible in the hope to catch Tim when he would come back from patrol. He also fed Titus and Alfred the cat on his way to the Batcave, giving both of them a light scratch.
“You’re back earlier than usual.” mused a voice that he recognized as Tim’s.
Damian looked up at his brother, standing up from where he was crouching petting his pets.
He didn’t expect his brother’s shocked look.
“Oh. Your eye. Is that your soulbond?”
The youngest Wayne raised an eyebrow.
“Yes, you didn’t know?”
Tim shook his head.
“No, you didn’t tell us and I assume you’ve been wearing contacts ever since the change.”
Damian nodded, silent.
“It suits you.”
The green-eyed teen just looked at his brother, silent.
Timothy rolled his eyes.
“Can’t you just take a compliment? I can be nice to my brother too, you know.”
Damian chose to ignore that.
“And why didn’t you tell me that Marinette would be shadowing you during her internship? She thinks it’s very strange that the co-CEO would go out of his way for a high school student to shadow him.”
Tim smirked, picking up Alfred the cat.
“Does it bother you?”
“I don’t want you to embarrass  myself.”
Tim laughed.
“No chance for now. She only knows you as Robin for now. She won’t associate me with you.”
Damian frowned.
“I won’t just be Robin forever.”
“I know. Stop worrying like a teen in his rebellious phase ashamed of his parents. I’m just going to show her the roots of business management.”
“It’s still weird for the co-CEO to do that. That kind of job goes to regular employees. Did you volunteer because she’s Ladybug?” he asked as he crossed his arms.
“I did. Ever since Bruce knew that Ladybug would be on the trip, he wanted to keep an eye on her. To be sure that she wasn’t overwhelmed by all her responsibilities, because according to her files, she had a lot of them. Ladybug and Chat Noir are just teens. Granted, we were too when we started being vigilantes too, but Bruce was with us, we weren’t left unsupervised. He’s worried that it’s too much for them.”
He smirked at his little brother.
“And the fact that she’s your soulmate is a bonus too.”
Damian ignored the jab, intent on having all his questions answered.
“What about the Agreste boy, then? Is he shadowing you too?”
“No, he’s with the PR team along with Miss. Césaire.”
“I would have thought that he would be shadowing someone in business management, what with his father’s company…”
“I would have thought that too, but the boy is also the image of the brand and constantly in the press. His father probably wants him to learn how to deal with the press and how to dispel rumors.”
It made sense, the model would probably learn business management later on, directly from his father.
Tim chuckled.
“Is that all? Or did you want to corner me for something else too?” he asked as he put the half-asleep cat down.
“Tch. Just don’t ruin things for me with Marinette.”
The older boy laughed, tapping the younger boy’s back.
“I’ll only have nice words for you. Well, as nice as it can be, you are quite a difficult one.”
He barely avoided Damian’s punch.
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Marinette was nervous. So nervous that she had to take deep breaths to not panic.
Today was their first day of internship. For a whole week, they would work at Wayne Enterprises alongside an employee in their chose field.
Alya and Adrien would work with the Public Relationship branch. The reporter has been so excited about it. As a reporter, she would have to deal with PR teams in the future, and the knowledge would be good for her.
As for Adrien, well… It was no secret that it was his father’s wish that he shadowed them. The young Agreste has confided to his three friends that he had no idea what he wanted to do in the future. What he was sure, however, was that he didn’t want to continue being a model and he didn’t want to have anything to do with his father’s company.
With his lack of aspiration for the future, he was, just this once, happy to let his father choose which branch to intern in for him.
Nino, along with, surprisingly, Lila, would be shadowing the legal team of the company. While he still couldn’t choose between being a DJ or a movie maker, he wanted to be able to handle any legal issues if someone tried to claim his work as their own for example.
Copyrights were no joke after all.
As for why Lila wanted to do her internship in this branch, well… She didn’t know and she honestly wouldn’t go out of her way to know. The farthest away she was from Lila, the better.
Marinette was happy to have this opportunity to learn about business management. She wanted to start her own line of clothes later in life, but if she wanted to keep working for Jagged and doing graphic design for him, there were some things she had to do. Like, making all the paperwork to create her own business and thus, be an étudiante auto-entrepreneur. A student independent worker.
She hoped that her internship would help her do that, even if it was different in the USA than in France.
She was happy for this opportunity, but what made her nervous was that her internship was with the co-CEO, Timothy Drake-Wayne.
She didn’t understand how something like this could happen. An average French student like her didn’t what it took to work with a co-CEO. Especially not the CEO of an important company like Bruce Wayne’s.
She didn’t know, nor when, but Marinette was sure that she would ridicule herself one way or another.
Then, they would fire her, and she would be banned from the USA forever.
The whole class would mock her and she would become a pariah in Paris too and she would lose all her friends and her family!
“Aaaaaaaah!”
The scream that came out of her mouth was unintentional but it did its job in surprising everyone on the bus.
“Wow, girl. What was that for?”
Alya looked at her with an amused smile, used to the designer’s antics by now. She knew that the French-Chinese girl would panic eventually, the weight of “I will be shadowing the fucking CEO” too much for her.
Honestly, the reporter was surprised that she didn’t panic earlier. Sometimes, she wondered how Marinette was able to stay on her feet with all her responsibilities, and yet, would panic for the smallest of things.
That girl was a walking paradox.
“This is going to be a disaster, Alya! One way or another I’m going to ruin this internship, and then-”
“Okay, let me stop you right now. You’ve worked for Jagged Stone, and he still goes to you for graphic design. Have a little more confidence! You’re not going to ruin anything. Plus, you’re not here to work but to learn. You can’t fail anything in learning.”
The Ladyblogger put a hand on her friend’s shoulder.
“Everything is going to be alright. But if you don’t move right now, we’re going to be late.”
Marinette didn’t even notice that they were already there and that the others were currently getting off the bus.
She took a deep breath, trying her best in believing in her best friend’s words.
Everything would be alright.
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Upon entering the Wayne Tower, they were welcomed by Bruce Wayne and his secretaries. They took an hour or so in touring the building, Mr. Wayne giving pieces of information about the history behind his business.
After that, they led them into a conference room where several employees were already sitting.
As they all took a seat, Mr. Wayne made his way on the small stage, giving everyone in the room a professional smile.
“I would like to thank the Collège Françoise Dupont for applying to our career program. It’s a pleasure for us, Wayne Enterprises, to help young minds like yours to find their goals and aspirations for the future. I hope you will enjoy your time with us.”
He paused as the class applauded.
“Thank you. Now, I would like us all to applaud Miss Dupain-Cheng and Miss Césaire for their incredible essay that won their class this trip.”
Once again everyone applauded. The two girls were slightly embarrassed at all this attention.
“Now, let’s not wait any further. All the employees that you will be shadowing are already here. When I call your name, please come up to the stage to be introduced to your mentor. Then, you will be free to go and start the day. Adrien Agreste!”
All too soon it was Marinette’s turn to be called. She was introduced to Timothy Drake-Wayne who didn’t seem that much older than them. He was obviously in his early twenties and probably should be a university student if he were anyone else.
As they left the room, Tim smiled at the short girl.
“It’s very nice to meet you, Miss Dupain-Cheng. I hope you will enjoy this week with us.”
The Eurasian girl felt a little uneasy. Tim smiled at her like he already knew her and it unnerved her a little.
“It’s very nice to meet you too, sir! Please, call me Marinette.”
The man smiled at her.
“Alright, as long as you don’t call me sir anymore, please. I’m only twenty-one.”
“Alright then… May I ask you a question?”
“Of course, ask away.”
“I was really surprised when I was told that I would be shadowing you. I was wondering why.”
Tim smiled softly, trying to appease the nervous girl.
“When you asked to shadow someone in the business management branch, you said that one day you wanted to have your own line of clothes and that in the meantime, you already had clients for graphic design and had to open a business as an independent worker for your work to be legal. While your office is your home, it’s still considered a business. Since you will be managing a business at such a young age, we thought it would be better to have someone as young as me to show you the ropes, you know?”
Marinette nodded. It made sense. She didn’t want someone to tell her that she was too young to own a business. Even if being an independent worker didn’t really feel like owning a business, there was still a lot of paperwork to do and she had to deal with all the taxes.
The small girl gave him a bright smile.
“Alright, then! I’m ready!”
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Marinette, Tim observed, was a very bright child with a thirst to learn. She took notes of everything he said and asked questions every time she could think of one.
He told her how his grandparents built this business and what changes his adoptive father made.
Then they talked about her plans for the future in details and the co-CEO of Wayne Enterprises was surprised how thorough she was.
He couldn’t help but think that she would be a good match for his little brother.
He spent the whole morning talking business with her and teasing his little brother in texts. He knew that Damian and Bruce planned to have lunch together today. He thought how funny it would be if the demon spawn were to cross path with his soulmate without his Robin costume. The boy would do his best to avoid her.
Speaking of lunch…
“Oh, shit. Is it the time? I’m sorry Marinette, I didn’t notice.”
“Oh, it’s okay! I didn’t see the time pass either.”
Tim smiled.
“Do you want to keep talking and eat lunch here? I was thinking about ordering Chinese food, what do you think?”
The French girl beamed.
“I would love to!”
“Do you want something in particular?”
“Anything is fine, thank you!”
Dialing a number on his phone, he quickly ordered for the both of them.
He saw Marinette taking her wallet out.
“Now, put that away, it’s on me.” he smiled.
That would be the first time he paid lunch for his future sister in law and he was very happy to do so.
“But-”
“I insist.”
“Thank you very much!”
She was such a polite girl, he mused.
The food arrived quickly and they started a business plan together for a fictive company as a way to learn.
He noticed that the door opened and saw his father and little brother with lunch bags in hand.
He smirked as Damian froze and left as quickly as he came, his father mouthing an apology and following his son.
He forgot that he was supposed to have lunch with his father too.
He couldn’t help his laugh at his brother’s reaction though. His face screamed Nope.
“Is something the matter?” asked Marinette.
He stopped laughing, getting back to business.
“No, sorry. You were saying?”
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theramseyloft · 4 years
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You probably already get this question alot, but could I have some care tips (Cage requirements, food, basic care) and anything that might repel me from them? (Especially for a racing Homer - which is what I'm assuming they have here since pigeon racing is quite a big industry in my country) (I'd love to adopt but sadly that's not an option here since there's barely even dog rescues here) Thanks so much in advance!
I’ll start with what might repel you, starting with things inherent to the species, and then to potential effects of their personal history.
First thing’s first; DUST!!! 
If you, or any one in your house hold, has dust related allergies or any respiratory issues at all, pigeons are not the pet for you.
They are dust monsters! For their size, the Columbidae produce more dust that any other domestic bird.
It is also a much finer dust. It floats in the air like thin smoke and takes a long time to settle, so you will breathe more of it with a group of pet pigeons than you would with parrots, chickens, quail, or song birds.
Definitely more than any mammalian dander that I know of.
Pigeons are only really territorial over what they consider a nest space. Away from their nests, they are social and quite friendly, but the fiercely defend their nest from all comers.
If they are in a loft, or have free flight of a room, that aggression is constrained to the actual nest itself and anything with in about half a body length from the lip of it.
But if they are in a cage, the entire cage is space that they feel a powerful instinctive drive to defend.
Any uninvited entry is seen as an intrusion either by a predator or a rival, so I usually advise people not to attempt to physically interact at all with the pigeon in their cage. 
Talking to the birds is fine, but all physical intrusion is seen as aggression that they have to defend against.
So, when you want to begin physically interacting with them, it’s best to invite them out into your room in the evening.
I’ll go into coop and home interaction training after the basic housing part.
Unless they are out of a sex linked pair, or you get them as fully mature adults, pigeons are absolute hell to sex.
Homers do become dimorphic as they age.
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Karen is an adult racing homer cock.
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Bird-bird is an adult hen of the same breed.
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Look at Karen’s wattle (The thick skin above his nasal slits, at the base of his beak)
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Now look at Bird-Bird’s.
His wattle is much bigger and more intricately developed than hers. 
Her face is much finer featured than his.
He stands more upright.
She stands more horizontal.
But as peeps, they are nearly impossible to differentiate.
This is important, because the social behavior of cocks and hens and how it translates to humans tends to be VERY different.
Hens are VERY cuddly! Even into adulthood.
But adult cocks are platonically touch repulsed.
A flock mate is likely to make physical contact with a cock for one of two reasons: Another cock starting a fight, or a hen asking for sex.
They even make friends with flock mates through combat.
Until it sinks in otherwise, all attempts at physical contact with a cock is perceived as a challenge to a fight.
Non-aggressive contact with a cock is seen as an invitation for him to be your mate, and cock love is VERY pinchy!
Pigeon courtship consists of a three part ritual called Driving.
In the Chase trial, A cock will harass and bite a hen until she flees. If she was interested first, she’ll flirt to get his attention, and then fly off.
He HAS to chase her, keep up with her, and out maneuver her, all while herding her towards his nest so that she dives in when she’s too exhausted to continue to fly.
If he cannot out maneuver her, fly faster, and stay in the air longer than her, then her peeps will be more likely than her to be caught and eaten by a predator, and she will refuse that cock the opportunity to fill her eggs.
After she inspects the nest and has rested, she will try to leave. The second courtship trial revolves around blocking her exit and physically wrestling her back in until she is too exhausted to keep fighting him.
If he cannot block the generally smaller, weaker hen from leaving and fight her to a stand still, then he can’t hope to block another cock trying to force his way in, throw him out if he manages to pop in by surprise, or keep fighting him until he gives up.
Only after proving his stamina and strength to the Hen directly may he offer her a sample of the contents of his crop.
This is the sweet kissing part of courtship, after which they preen and cuddle and he’s allowed to step up onto her back and tread her.
This translates very poorly with a human partner, and if you have a cock as a companion, you have to be ok with a LOT of love bites before you can get to the soft cuddly part of the relationship.
Suddenly running up to you and biting out of nowhere is NOT aggression. They give LOTS of warning when they are upset.
Running up to attack you out of nowhere is a misguided attempt to begin Driving you, and he will go WAY over the top with it, because he is trying to impress a COLOSSUS with his physical strength, stamina, and tenacity.
You can understand how this could translate poorly to a human partner!
There are ways to respond to minimize the bitey bit, but we’ll get to those in another ask. This one is going to be VERY long as is.
Now, what we have just discussed is base line pigeon, with no outside components making anything more difficult.
Racers old enough to fly have been through daily training tosses; where they are grabbed, put in a basket, and released every day at increasing distances from the loft.
The best case scenario is a strong fear of hands from being grabbed and stuffed into the basket and occasionally restrained and injected with a vaccine. 
The luckiest individuals have only had to navigate for miles every day to return to safety, food, and family.
Racing birds can also have to dodge hawks, or fly through inclement weather during training flights.
Some can even make it home severely injured.
Understandably, adult racers of either sex will need to be patiently worked through a STRONGLY reinforced fear of hands.
We have lots of posts discussing how to work with fearful pigeons, and I’ll be happy to go into it again in more detail, but that’s another for a different post.
Basics of care for pigeons are very simple.
They are strict granivores. Seeds are all they can digest, but they can eat a very wide variety of seeds. The more variation, the better.
Pigeons do not hull their seeds. They swallow them whole, and depend on the hulls as vital dietary fiber, so don’t give them seed that is already hulled.
Their diet should involve as much variety of seed, grains, and legumes as you can get your hands on, the size of an unpopped kernel of popcorn or smaller (Most breeds can;t swallow seeds much bigger than that) with some source of calcium available.
You can have a separate dish of oyster shell, or you can sprinkle powder in a single birds daily meal, or add liquid calcium to their water dish.
NOT all of those at once! Calcium can be overdosed!
Which ever method works most easily for you and your bird.
Pigeons are intensely social birds that get most of their enrichment from interaction.
They are happiest as free roaming house pets, like a cat or dog, that can come see you or go do their own thing as they choose.
Pigeons are smart enough to learn house rules.
Understandably, that is not an option for every one, and free roaming unsupervised before they learn the house rules can be dangerous.
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If you cannot let the bird free roam their own room, you can easily modify a dog crate to house them comfortably.
They need square perches. Because they are cliff nesters, round perches put painful pressure on the ball of their feet, making walking painful.
I like to cut garden stakes to length and wire them into place.
A corner bunny litter pan is a decent nest box, but not necessary. They will nest just as happily in a cheap dog food dish.
Pigeons are ground foragers, so they prefer a shallow dish of food on the floor of their enclosure.
Ideally, the modified crate cage for the pigeon should be used like it would be for a pet dog; That is not where the animal lives full time. That is where it sleeps at night or hangs out when you aren’t home to supervise it, until it learns the house rules.
Toys are very simple, because their interaction tools are very limited.
Pigeons can recognize themselves in mirrors and love to play with them.
They enjoy bathing in a dish of water about hip-deep.
They can have sand or straw filled forage boxes to hunt for treats like safflower seeds in.
Stick-shaped, Shiny, and Jingly is their holy trinity of toy characteristics.
q-tips with the cotton tips cut off, tooth picks with the points clipped, wicker kitty balls with jingle bells inside, bread ties with jingle bells that are too big to accidentally swallow  twisted to either side, or made into a jingly ring, are all cheap, simple toys that a single pet bird will have fun playing with.
I mentioned coop training earlier, and it’s super simple.
Starting in the evening, open the door to the cage and invite the bird out.
Don’t hang around waiting for it to come. Go settle in to do something quiet and sedentary, like reading a book or surfing the net.
Pigeons are naturally curious, and the best way to work then through the fear of people they may have developed is to be as nonthreatening as possible and reward their curiosity.
Talk to them to desensitize them to your voice and start teaching them how you communicate.
They will eventually grow brave enough to come explore you yourself. 
A quiet, pleased greeting will reward them by not startling them.
Have safflower seeds available, but don’t try to reach out to give it to the birds.
Let them discover that you have them, and be still and non-reactive when they take some. Offer verbal praise, but don’t start trying to move until they ease away from automatic flightiness.
I specify beginning this process in the evening because trying to get a bird back into the crate before it trusts you is very difficult and your best bet to avoid making it afraid of you despite your friend-making efforts is to avoid having to chase it back into its pen at the end of flight time.
Starting these in the evening allows you the option to avoid chasing entirely just by turning off the lights.
At the end of out time, give a verbal warning like “Lights out” or “Bed Time”, and then wait a minute or two before actually turning off the light.
Pick the bird up in the dark, and return it gently to its enclosure.
It will begin to associate the “Lights out” or “Bed time” warning with the lights going out, and eventually learn to fly back to the pen in the space of time before the lights actually go out.
That’s about the skin and bone basics of care.
Please, by all means, send more asks for more information on any aspect or detail of pet pigeon keeping.
I am always happy to answer. ^v^
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ashintheairlikesnow · 4 years
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Welcome to Surgery: Kauri
CW: MEDICAL WHUMP - includes muzzling, dehumanization, past noncon ref pet whump, and the leadup to hospital/surgery whump (which will be in Kauri’s next piece, just as a warning). Also some thoughts on an abusive relationship from the perspective of someone still trapped in the cycle of abuse. stay safe.
Tagging: @maybeawhumpblog, @pepperonyscience, @haro-whumps, @18-toe-beans, @burtlederp, @finder-of-rings, @giggly-evil-puppy, @whimpers-and-whumpers, @whump-it, @lumpofwhump, @pumpkinthefangirl
“Aw, he’s sleeping.”
Kauri jerks awake at the soft male voice entirely too close to him, trying to pull away and curl up, turning his face against the cold tile floor with something like a whimper. He shivers in his regulation clothes, the thin white shirt and black shorts hardly enough against the chill in the stale, recirculated air coming from a vent somewhere up in the ceiling.
They had blindfolded him, after the last visit from the handlers, and in a room that is nothing but thin white light and identical white walls and 162 white tiles, he doesn’t really mind the darkness. At least it’s something different than the white.
He doesn’t want more handlers, more black sticks, more punishment that they keep telling him isn’t even his actual discipline. This isn’t the same place, they say. He’s not here for training. There will be a new kind of discipline, here.
His mind runs in circles, every day he’s stuck in the room where the light never changes, the tiles never count to any other number, and there’s not even a single black speck on the wall to think about. Only thinks about what he did wrong, and what they’ll do to fix it.
Discipline is a necessary and humane event ensuring the continued obedience and well-being of a pet
shut up shut up shut up
“Hey, it’s okay, buddy.” A hand moves roughly through his hair and Kauri flinches away, tries to twist himself free, lifts his hands to push at the stranger’s arms. Fingers twist into the clean, brittle black curls until his scalp hurts. “Hey. No, sir,” The voice scolds, like he’s a misbehaving dog. “We don’t do that here. Look, I don’t want to pull a handler in, but if I have to…”
Kauri goes very, very still, drops his hands back down immediately. Just as quickly as the sudden grip had tightened, it loosens and the hand starts petting him again.
Kauri gets it - he doesn’t try to escape this time.
“There you go,” The voice coos. “Good, good, 645898.”
He doesn’t know this voice at all, but it’s the first touch since he was brought back here - two weeks or three weeks or maybe just two days ago - that hasn’t involved hitting him with something. He takes a breath as the fingers relax and start carding through his curls again. He doesn’t know who it is, or what they’re going to do, but… it feels so good. So much better than everything else has felt. “Ssshhh, it’s okay. It’s okay, buddy. You worried about those big mean guards coming back? Don’t be scared, it’s just us, bud. Just us. We don’t even have those big old sticks, we’re the scientists. You can trust us.”
The voice isn’t familiar - but Kauri’s life has been reduced to pain and the chalky drink they give him instead of food. Maybe he has heard this voice before and he just doesn’t remember. The voice talks to him like he should know it, at least, and Kauri’s days have run together anyway.
They’re boiled down to daydreams about how good it had been with Owen, how nice Owen had been to him, and how much he wished he’d just… understood how fortunate he was. If he’d only been grateful for the life Owen gave him, for the way he touched him and treated him - if he’d only been grateful that Owen let him spend unsupervised time with another pet, this would never have happened.
This is what you get.
He’s here to be repaired, but no one will tell him what the repair is, exactly. They just leave him here in this room, and then they hurt him with the black sticks, and then they leave again. He hasn’t seen anyone from before, he doesn’t think - his original training is still fuzzy, beyond individual memories that come and go - except for a single handler.
It had been the one with dark hair and eyes and expensive black boots. He’d come by and smiled with the same sharp flash as the light off the edge of a knife. That handler came by to see him.
His own, Everly, didn’t. He’s not Everly’s trainee anymore - as far as he can tell, he’s not anyone’s actual trainee any longer. But… in a world both numbingly familiar and totally new, Kauri had sort of expected to see Everly as a part it, too.
No visit from him… but Handler Connor came by.
Long time no see, 645898. Did you miss our days together that much? Had to act up just so you could get sent back for disobedience and I could get you up against that wall again?
Y-you can’t touch m-m-me, they, they said I have to be, to be left al, alone… for, for s-s-surgery… He’d still been shaking from the last round of the sticks, the electricity that never seemed to stop racing through his nerves. Kauri hated what being shocked did to his voice, hated it.
No, you’re right. I don’t get to have all that much fun with you. I’m only here for a little… hello. Say hello, sweetness.
H-Hello… Hello, Handler.
Good. So you still know how to follow a real man’s order, at least. Honestly, I’m a little sad you didn’t get handed over to me for repair, but there’s always next time. I missed you. That son of a bitch they sold you to… he doesn’t know how lucky he is.
Kauri had swallowed against a weird feeling at the words, pressed with his back against the wall, Handler Connor in his space without quite touching him, his skin crawling and wishing for touch at the same time. The man who hurt him most here had said something Owen himself never had - that maybe Owen was the lucky one, and Kauri the gift.
H-How lucky… I am?
Oh, sweet thing. If I took you home you’d be trained for pain and I’d count my lucky fucking stars every day. Someone should tell you how perfect you are - those big eyes that get so scared, your hair, I know you’d bleed so well if you went to the right guy with the right knife… someone should tell you you’re perfect. It might as well be me.
He’d felt gratitude, at the closest thing to kind words he’d ever heard from a handler, and disgust at himself for being grateful - both in equal measure.
But… as nice as it was to hear, it isn’t true. Kauri is the one who should be grateful. Owen wants him back - Director Renford promised he did, she said Owen wants him back and even as Kauri, so he clings onto his name and onto how wonderful Owen is, not to want him refurbished after he broke his protocols so badly.
“I don’t know why you insist on doing this.” A second voice - female, maybe? - and Kauri twitches again. The hand gently petting through his hair pauses, and then pulls away, and Kauri fights an urge deep down to reach out and try to pull it back.
Please, please, someone be nice to me again. Someone touch me. Someone be kind. I feel like I’m not real unless someone is touching me.
“Doing what, Delevigne?”
“I don’t know… that. Interacting with them. It’s not like we’ll see him after his post-op care is over with. He’s just a number.”
“I mean, I know, but look, he’s so scared… poor little buddy. You just had a hard time following the rules, huh?” The hand pats through his hair one more time, and then Kauri feels fingers close around his arm, pulling him up. He goes willingly enough, turning his head slowly in the direction the man must be standing. It’s so cold in here that even just being near him is warmer than the air everywhere else, and Kauri unconsciously moves closer, almost pressing against his side.
“Man, gotta love how needy they get,” The man cooed. “He’s a sweetie, right?”
“He’s a skinny, is what he is,” The female voice says, flatly. “Was he skinny when he got here?”
“Yeah. He’s not too skinny, though, he’ll do fine on the table. I think he looks pretty good for his first week in R&D to be honest. They said his owner went a little crazy on him…” A fingertip traces along the dark, healing bruises at Kauri’s throat and he flinches away from it out of sheer surprise, blinking rapidly behind his blindfold. “I’d believe it.”
“That’s an owner for you. Roll of the dice, every time - and don’t tell the Director I said it, but it takes a certain kind of cold motherfucker to order a Romantic, if you ask me.”
“… don’t you own a Romantic, Delevigne?”
There’s a pause, and then a sort of brittle, cynical laughter. “I didn’t say I wasn’t one of those cold motherfuckers, Ty. I work long hours, no time for a relationship - so I bought one. Employee discount makes it a pretty decent investment, actually, especially if you have them trained for housework, too. Besides, I’m only home long enough to even see him awake like twice a week, so I figure he’s got it made. He and my cat are fucking inseparable. He doesn’t complain about it.”
A pause.
“Del, you and I both know they make sure the merchandise is good and grateful before they ever leave. How many of them even can complain? Can yours?”
“You know, I have no idea. I never asked. He’s a really good listener, though.”
The fingers that were so nice in his hair are suddenly back up on his skin, ghosting up Kauri’s cheekbones and around behind his head, untying the blindfold. Kauri blinks hard as his eyes have to adjust to the brighter light coming in behind them in the open doorway, hunching his shoulders just slightly away from the overwhelming sharp… cologne? bodywash? smell and presence of the man in front of him.
The woman is leaning against the doorway with her arms crossed, short dark hair in a pixie cut and thick black glasses perched on her nose. The man has long hair pulled into a low bun at the back of his neck and a bright, engaging smile. Both of them are wearing long white coats with scrubs on underneath. They look more like actors playing scientists or doctors, like the scientists in Owen’s movies, than what Kauri thinks an actual scientist would look like.
There’s a flash, in Kauri’s mind, of a woman standing beside him as he sits on an examination table swinging small legs, getting to pick a toy out of a special box because he’d been so good during his checkup today, and Keira is off to the side playing with her dinosaur toy-
A blinding flash of pain and Kauri whimpers, clenching his eyes shut, as the memory is forced back behind the broken wall of his mind.
“Ooooh, what’s this? You okay, buddy?” Hand in his hair, taking his chin to turn him to look, and it never occurs to Kauri to try and fight the touch, because that’s what being a human pet is - you are touched, or not, and you have no control. He only nods, slowly, breathing in and out. The man takes both hands and begins to rub at his temples, and it feels… so good. “Trying to remember something, huh?” Kauri nods, slowly, keeping his eyes closed. “Well you should know better by now, little man. The whole point is to make sure you can’t do that. Take deep breaths, it’ll pass.”
“I wish you wouldn’t talk to them. This wastes so much time, we could have him halfway prepped by now.”
“Oh, shut up, Del. He’s freaking himself out. You have no heart, you know that?”
“Yeah. That’s why I work here, numbnuts.”
The man rolls his eyes, giving Kauri a bit of a wink, as though they’re conspiring together. Kauri only stares, wide-eyed, unsure how to handle this new type of person entirely unlike anyone else he’d ever met at the Facility. The man pulls his hands back. “There we go… better, right?” The man grins as Kauri slowly nods.
He has a wide mouth, and even with everything that has happened to him, Kauri nearly smiles back on instinct alone. The man’s expression is just that infectious.
The man steps back to look him over, suddenly businesslike. “All right, kiddo, enough time wasted. Let’s see you ready to go.”
Kauri swallows, moving into Position One, clasping one wrist with the other hand behind his back, lifting his chin without ever quite looking them in the eyes, either of them. “G-Good… morning,” He tries, and his voice is rough and hoarse - he’s been screaming too much, wearing his throat back to raw even as it heals from what Owen did.
But when they start hitting him, it’s hard not to scream.
“Mid-afternoon, really,” The woman says dryly. “But a good try, I’ll give you that, ‘898.”
“Look at you, being so good for us,” The man praises, his voice thick with patronizing, condescending affection. Kauri feels blood pooling in his cheeks even as he drops his eyes to the floor. Even Owen never talked to him like this. “What do you think, Del? Isn’t he so good?”
“I think I’m here to do a fucking job, not drool all over the merchandise,” the woman - Delevigne, apparently - says in a voice that is trying for annoyed but mostly landing on amused. “Honestly, Tyler, you spend so much time petting them, it’s a wonder you keep turning down the Director’s offers to give you one for a bonus.”
“Nah, I don’t want that kind of obligation in my life. Bring one home and you have to feed it, give it water…” Tyler frowns, considering. Kauri doesn’t move, doesn’t even shift position. His legs and feet tingle from getting up off the floor, and every once in a while he twitches, a little, an involuntary muscle spasm left over from all the electricity that’s been forced through his skin. Tyler moves up and around him in a slow circle, taking in the visible bruises, the healing marks around his bare neck. “Plus… you know I don’t really like that if you get one everyone assumes you’re sleeping with it.”
“Yeah, well, you and the Director are probably the only ones who don’t at least try it out. You like them so much- why not, Ty?”
“They can’t say no, Del, that’s why.”
“So? Isn’t… that kind of the fucking point?”
Tyler shook his head. “If they can’t say no, they can’t say yes. I’m not interested in taking someone home who can’t consent.”
“Oh, but performing surgery on them-”
“That’s different. What we do here is important work, we’re making really important scientific discoveries about human behavior modification that could impact the industry for decades.” Tyler finally stops, back around in front of Kauri, and reaches out, lifting his chin slowly with two fingers. “Besides, this guy signed a contract.”
None of us ever remember the signing. I bet he knows why we don’t remember signing.
Kauri’s eyes raise and finally meet Tyler’s.
Shining, warm brown, but not the right kind of brown. Not dark and intense, but open and light and all these new eyes do is remind Kauri of what his stupid fucking aberrant behavior cost him… his chance to have something just for him, even if it had been in passing, in private, in the quiet mornings before Owen woke up.
With an aching heart, Kauri looks from the man - Tyler - to the Delevigne woman, waiting for an order, for some idea of what to expect.
Tyler pats him on the back, a little too hard, and he laughs when Kauri stumbles and catches himself, forcing his spine back to straight. “Sorry, bud,” He says in a tone that suggests he doesn’t actually care at all. “Okay, 645898, you need to head to the OR to get prepped. Now normally there’d be more of us involved - you’d have nurses, couple of handlers. But the Director wants this hush-hush, so Del and I are it as far as getting you into the room today. Can you handle that? Can you follow us like a good boy?”
Kauri bites back some hint of himself - of who he really was, maybe - that wanted to snap if you stop talking to me like I’m a dog, I’ll get right on it. All he does is look between the two of them again and slowly, carefully nod.
“I can follow you.”
Just because they aren’t handlers doesn’t mean they won’t have the black sticks, or some other way to hurt him.  
When the Delevigne woman twists herself around to grab something that must have been hanging on the hooks outside his door, Kauri feels his stomach drop. “W-wait-” He whispers, barely able to manage even that much of a protest. He’s not drugged, but he’s hungry, they haven’t given him any of the chalk-drink since yesterday. The world is seems to smudge itself, a little, around the edges.  “Wait, I’ve never w-w-worn, never-… I’m not a, a biter!“
Just the once, only the one time, and he had learned his lesson after that.
“Ssssshhh.” Tyler’s voice stays soft and saccharine even as he moves around behind Kauri, pulling his wrists behind his back. It never occurs to Kauri to fight him. “Sorry, bud, I’m sure this is all super new to you, but if we’re not going to have handlers to help us, we have to take some extra precautions.”
“But, but I don’t bite,” Kauri whispers.  
“I know, buddy, I know. Look, you have to wear one for surgery, anyway, so we might as well get you ready now, huh? Think of it as saving you some time later on, okay?”
Kauri has never actually had to wear what Delevigne holds in her hands before, but he’s seen them on other boys, the ones who had a reputation for biting. The ones who tore skin, did real damage, who weren’t so easily drugged into the pliable, loose-limbed empty boxes they could build into perfect little-
Stop it, stop it, this is how you got sent back here, don’t think like that don’t think
Owen doesn’t want you to think
You weren’t made to think
He manages a nod, just to show he’s listening, wide blue eyes focused absolutely on the black straps and dangling, unattached mask hanging from Delevigne’s hand as she steps closer to him. Behind the dark glasses, her eyes are distant, businesslike. She looks beyond him, not directly at him.
“All right, 645898. Open up. Tyler’s a nice guy-” Tyler squeezes the hands holding his wrists twice, as if in emphasis, but all it does is hurt and Kauri winces. Some of the trainees are good at taking pain, it’s all they ever do, but Kauri isn’t trained for it. “-but I’m not a guy and I’m not nice. So open up.”
Kauri’s heart is pounding, but he slowly hesitantly opens his mouth.
The cylinder of heavy, slightly soft plastic slips between his teeth too easily, pressing lightly against his tongue with a faint chemical taste. When she tells him to close, he feels the solid plastic give just slightly between his teeth.
“You’ll be able to bite down on this when the pain is bad,” Delevigne tells him, looking it over thoughtfully. “Trust me when I say you’ll want that option, because the pain will be bad. We’re only allowed to give you a local anesthetic this time.”
“We are?” The man behind Kauri speaks right in his ear and Kauri jumps in nervous surprise “Oh, sorry, buddy. You didn’t know I was this close, huh?” He laughs again, and his laugh is odd and hard to understand - it sounds nice, but he is holding Kauri’s wrists behind his back while Del fastens the straps around his head, forcing the bit in further as she tightens them, until it pulls at the edges of Kauri’s mouth, making them ache.
He’s never worn a muzzle before.
One comes with the box the new owners get, but Owen had thrown his away.
What’s the point if I don’t get to hear you? He’d asked a newly-woken Kauri, who had still been blinking sleepily at him, trying to shake off the transport drugs, sweaty and so, so glad that he’d been given to his owner at last.
Once it’s fastened, he stares a little blankly, biting down on the plastic to test it, trying to move his tongue to get more comfortable. The black mask section is added, clipped onto little hooks on either side along his cheek, and fresh air comes only through small holes punched into the front.
Not that the air here is ever fresh.
“There, how’s that?” Tyler asks brightly. Kauri has no idea what he expects, exactly - he can’t talk, he can barely get enough air to breathe. The straps are too tight along the back, and the corners of his mouth are already aching.
He plays it safe and nods, but his heart is beating too hard, and he’s sure - so sure - the scientists can hear it in the perfect silence of his room, broken only by the soft constant ssshhhhhhh of the ventilation system.
“Perfect. All right, let’s get you moving, bud.” Tyler grabs him by one arm and pulls him and Kauri stumbles along behind, leaving the room and feeling suddenly an absurd wish to turn around and go back to it, to the tenuous safety of 162 tiles and the flat matte white and the light that never fades or changes.
He knows his room - but he doesn’t know where they are taking him, and he doesn’t know what happens next.
He shivers in the cold air, walking between them, his eyes moving to take in details of a part of the Facility he’s never really seen. The interiors of the holding rooms all look the same as everywhere else, but there’s color here - color-coded folders hang next to doors, muzzles hang off hooks. Now and then a number is scrawled on a dry-erase board next to a door - if he doesn’t look right at it and doesn’t try to know what the numbers are, it doesn’t hurt him to make the observation - and Kauri wonders if there are others here, listening to the shuffle-scrape of the pulling him down the hallway.
“Now, you should expect a lot of pain, like we said,” Tyler says, a spring in his step. Delevigne walks beside him without any perceptible emotion on her face, even though Kauri steals glances when he thinks she’s not looking. She looks like she’s thinking, like she’s somewhere deep inside her head. “A lot of pain. Normally we like to knock ‘em out for stuff this invasive, but the Director was pretty… adamant, and honestly, 645898, you do not want to piss her off, not even if you’re us.”
That he understood, and Kauri nodded quickly to agree with him, making a low, affirming noise in his throat. Tyler grinned and slapped him on the back encouragingly, nearly knocking him off his feet.
Delevigne caught him by his other arm, rolling her arms. “Hey, don’t damage the fucking merchandise before we’ve even finished the prototype, dumbass.”
“Whoops, sorry. You’re okay, aren’t you, ‘898?”
Kauri nods quickly, but his eyes are still scanning the hallways. As they turn a corner, the white walls are suddenly blue, and he feels assaulted by the color, even though it’s not all that bright. Blue walls with photos hung at regular intervals, of people doing important scientific work, he thought. Lots of people in the same white long coats Tyler and Delevigne wore giving a thumbs-up next to dazed-looking trainees.
Director Renford pops up in one photo, standing next to a kneeling man with short dark hair. Kauri stumbles to a stop, and the two scientists stop with him, shooting each other a look of something like curiosity, then looking back to him.
The tall dark-haired man has darker eyes, too, although Kauri can’t tell what color they are from the photo. Director Renford looks… young, even though he can tell it’s her. She has long hair in a braid, and her hand lays along the back of the kneeling man’s neck in an obvious display of possession.
Kauri wants to ask, but all he can do is make a muffled, curious sound and point.
Delevigne snorts. “The Director’s first, I think. Ten. He was the tenth successful trainee or something? I don’t know, we have to do a whole… orientation packet with company history, but I’ll be honest - I took a lot of smoke breaks that day.”
“I didn’t,” Tyler says. “I remember most of it. Poor bastard signed his fucking life away thinking they were going to fix his anxiety disorder. Now he balances her goddamn checkbook.”
“I heard a rumor once that he, uh, balances more than that, if you get my drift. Apparently the Director is generous with her friends. Besides, he’s less anxious now, isn’t he?” Delevigne laughs, and Tyler laughs, and Kauri wants to shrink into the floor until he disappears, but there’s nowhere to escape to. All he does is look at the kneeling man’s dark eyes and try to find some sign of life there, stare and stare at the blank expression and Director Renford’s hand on the back of his neck, her self-satisfied little smile, until finally they yank him by the arm and pull him away.
Three cheers for tyranny, unapologetic apathy, sings some ghostly voice in the back of his head, a song he’s never heard and doesn’t know… but maybe he knew before. His head starts to hurt, at least, usually a sign that he’s trying to dig something out from the wall, something that isn’t ready to break free.
They turn another hallway - this one is painted a soft pastel yellow, has more photos on the walls. Now he can see that the rooms have open doors and carpeted floors. They’re offices, with great wooden desks and warm lamps and decor. Some of the desks have people sitting at them, shuffling papers or signing things, typing away at computers. When the people look up, they don’t look at Kauri but through him, the way Delevigne does. They call their greetings to the scientists holding him, but no one stops working, and Delevigne and Tyler don’t stop walking.
Another hallway, a soft dusty red. Now the rooms look like… hospital rooms at the clinic, the place Kauri hates most in the world beyond the Facility training rooms themselves. Each room has two hospital beds, curtains to draw around them, a bunch of machinery. He sees only one boy, lying on his back with some kind of thing down his throat, the soft hissss, hisssss of a machine moving.
“Shit, looks like 533456 isn’t looking any better,” Tyler mutters.
“Yeah, well, you can’t bash someone’s head into the wall that many times and expect them to pop right back up good as new,” Del says, with an angry edge to her voice. “Trainees are an investment. If I were the Director, I’d sue for damages, not just fire the stupid bastard.”
Tyler laughs, and it’s not the soft, patronizing laughter he’s been using with Kauri but a harder-edged sound, and Kauri twists his head to look at him, anxious biting on the bit in his mouth, pushing into the plastic that gives only a little between his teeth. “I wouldn’t worry about that. That asshole’s good-looking and he’d make a good guard dog. I think the Director will get her investment back.”
Suddenly Kauri wondered, for the first time, what the guards signed when they agreed to work here. And what the Director would do to the guard who damaged company property badly enough to get fired for it.
Finally, they moved into a hallway painted a gentle gray, like a winter sky somewhere flat and frigid cold where Kauri thought, with a sharp stab of pain inside his skull, he might once have lived. It looks like the clouds when it snows, but Kauri has never seen snow except on the ski trips Owen takes, and in those places they are high up in the mountains and the skies don’t look the same up there.
No, this is like when Mom comes back from the diner and says, You remember old George VanHoorn, he says there’s snow coming. Man knows his skies, I guess I can’t disagree or I’ll owe him the next slice of pie-
Kauri groans, muffled, as the pain nearly knocks him off his feet, feeling like a blow inside his skull that throws him forward, only staying on his feet when Tyler and Delevigne hold him up, limp between them.
“He’s trying to think,” Delevigne says, disinterested. “I don’t have time for that, we have three surgeries today, and this is the one we have to nail. I am not letting this little asshole get me dragged in front of the Director for failing to meet expectations.”
“He’s fine,” Tyler says, just a little defensively, and leans over to pet through Kauri’s hair, holding him gently as he gets his feet back underneath him, tears leaking from the corners of his eyes as his world spins with agony. He can’t remember any longer what it was that caused the pain, only that he had done something wrong, tried to remember something he wasn’t supposed to know. “You’re okay, right, buddy? Not gonna mess up our schedule today, are you?”
Kauri shakes his head rapidly, blinking away the tears, making low hnnnh, hnnnnh, hnnnnh noises behind the muzzle, struggling to take enough air in by sucking it through his teeth and breathing through his nose to stop feeling the world’s sick-dizzy spin around him.
“Good boy, that’s what I thought. All right, bud…” They all but drag him further down the hallway, Kauri struggling to get his feet back under him, bare heels smacking into the floor unevenly. Then they stop in front of a big set of wide double-doors, open to show a room larger than four or even five of the training rooms inside.
There’s a hospital bed there, already. A large sort of metal table that’s bolted into the floor. There are machines everywhere.
Kauri tries to take a deep breath, but he can’t. So he takes several shallow ones, and the world spins again. His heart pounds in his chest, tries to break through, has to settle for nearly bruising his breastbone. The hands on his arms tighten, become inexorable, inescapable.
On a small table on wheels next to the metal table, there’s a tray with a stippled, textured pale blue paper laid out on it. On top of the paper there’s a series of things Kauri vaguely recognizes from Owen’s movies and TV shows as surgery tools - he can see what he knows is a scalpel, actually two scalpels. He can see some tools he doesn’t know, too.
And next to the tools is something he doesn’t recognize at all - it looks like a necklace made up of small flat circles with blue stones in the middle, but the connection isn’t thread or chain but wires.
There’s a loud beep from somewhere nearby, and Kauri nearly jumps out of his skin.
“Welcome to surgery, little buddy,” Tyler says, in a low sweet voice.
“Let’s get you on the table,” Delevigne says, kicking the doorstops so the double-doors swing closed behind him and latch with an audible click.
“Let’s get me my promotion,” Tyler laughs, and Kauri can barely walk as they drag him towards the table.
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A little story for @shittycreepypastaandmhhc for the @slenderverseexchange ! Prompt: A ship adopting a pet, with a little bit of sharing a bed :)
Jay hadn’t meant to find the kitten on his walk. Really, he had just taken a break from his work by going for a walk around the neighborhood. Then, he found her. A black and white mass sniffing around the bushes in front of the school at the edge of their neighborhood. 
He had knelt down to see if she would allow her to pet him, as he always did when he encountered a cat. He didn’t realize just how young she was until she approached him. As she got closer, he noticed more details- she was smaller than any cat he had seen wandering the neighborhood, had scraggly hair which set off multiple alarms off in his head, and admittedly, she was rather stinky. 
Jay sighed, “You're just a baby aren't you?” He asked softly once she was in distance and had decided that he was a friend. He reached out to scratch behind her ear, an action which she leaned into while rumbling happily. 
Jay knelt there for a few moments, considering, “Hey, what do you think about coming home with me?” He asked, keeping a soft tone of voice. He knew this could be someone's cat, but she was so small, smaller than he thought a cat should be left unsupervised (especially in a neighborhood so close to the woods) and the state of her hair (and her smell) told him that either this cat didn’t have a home or her owner was a real prick. 
She purred in response to his question, and Jay reached out to scoop her into his arms. She didn’t fuss at all when he picked her up and began the trek back home. 
She did however fuss when Jay gave her a bath. Loudly, and with a lot of wiggles and by the end of it Jay was almost as wet as her.
He sighed, looking at her with disappointment as he towled her down, something she appreciated far more than the bath. “Alright...next is to get you some food. I don't know if we have anything you can eat though...”
He looked down at her damp state. “And you’ll have to wear a towel. I like you a lot, but I don’t really like the feeling of your wet fur.” He made a face, and she meowed happily, seeming to agree with the idea of bringing the towel along. 
She really seemed to like the towel, Jay noted as she happily chewed on it while he carried her out of the bathroom in a bundle of green fabric.
It was when he was looking through the cabinet for something she could eat when he heard the door. He froze. Shit. He had forgotten that he had not cleared this with Tim yet, hadn’t even thought to send a text to him, and he didn’t expect Tim to be overly pleased with the situation. The kitten didn’t seem to realize his predicament as she pulled at some of the threads on the towel, only stopping to look around when she heard another voice speak.
“Jay? What are you doing, I thought I was cooking tonight.” 
Jay hesitantly turned away from the cabinet, just as Tim rounded the kitchen corner, and froze. 
When Tim walked into the kitchen he didn't really expect Jay to be cooking on a Wednesday, but even that was more likely than being greeted by a Jay, who was frozen in place in front of the cabinet with an odd bundle in his arms. A bundle with a little dark head sticking out. He squinted. Yup that was definitely a head, specifically it was a kittens head. His gaze switched a few times between Jay and the damp kitten in his arms before finally Tim sighed, crossing his arms and leaning heavily against the wall. 
“Are you sure that it is a stray?” He asked, looking at the kitten for a moment before looking directly into Jay’s nervous gaze.
“Umm...I’m not sure?” At Tim’s raised eyebrow Jay quickly continued talking. “She was in front of the school and Tim, she was so small- smaller than any cat I’ve seen wandering about and she smelled really bad so I thought I should bring her home- and she just got out of the bath, she didn’t like it at all…” He trailed off, pausing a moment before continuing. “I just figured that we could let her stay a few nights here and we could make her an appointment to see if she’s been microchipped and if she hasn’t…” Jay trailed off again, leaving his question unasked.
Tim ran a hand through his hair, looking down at the kitten so he didn’t have to look at Jay’s hopeful eyes. They were at a point where their lives and relationship were stable enough to take in a pet, but Tim wasn't sure about this one specifically. She could have been a stray, but there was also the possibility that she was someone's cat. The idea of essentially stealing someone else's companion didn't really sit well with him. 
After a moment of silence, Tim spoke. “She’s kind of young so maybe we should put up a few found cat flyers in case she hasn’t been microchipped yet.” Tim kept his eyes away from Jay’s so he didn’t have to see his hopeful expression fall. 
“I guess we should…” The taller man agreed, voice dejected despite knowing it was only fair that they put full effort into finding her an owner. Even if Jay had already decided they were a prick.
Tim stepped forward and put his hand out for the kitten to smell.
“But if no one claims her then I suppose that we can keep her.” He finally said, unable to stand the upset tone Jay’s voice carried. 
Tim could see Jays smile before he looked up, and was pleased to hear his quiet cheer. The kitten made a noise, seeming to mimic him.
“We’ll have to discuss some rules about having her around first though. ” 
The kitten finally seemed to approve of Tim’s scent and allowed him to pet her head, the only part of her body sticking out of the towel. 
-
That evening Tim sent Jay to go get supplies for the kitten, despite the possibility that she might not be able to stay with them. They still could be useful in the future so neither really saw any issue with investing in toys, food, and litter now. Jay however, seemed convinced that the kitten would be a permanent fixture in their lives- these supplies would be for her, and her alone. 
Tim couldn’t help but hope she would be as well, as she patiently watched him cook. He finished stirring the sauce, and put a lid on it, as she sat on the counter watching him.
One of their rules was no standing on the counter, but Tim looked fondly into her large eyes that were almost gleaming with curiosity.
“What?” He asked, a note of amusement in his voice. She meowed at him. 
“Is that so? I don’t know if I listen to rule breakers…” He trailed off before picking her up. She shifted slightly in his grip and made a few noises of protest as he lowered her back to the ground. 
Satisfied that there was no longer a risk of her getting hair into their dinner he turned back to the stove. Unfortunately, it wasn’t long before he heard her clamor back up onto the counter. He sighed, but it was mostly for show, as he dutifully pretended she was still on the floor, a small fond smile on his face. 
-
Another rule they had agreed upon was that she was not allowed in the bed. This rule was successfully enforced for many nights. However, nearly a month after her arrival, Tim had arrived home late from work and upon walking into their room, found Jay snuggled up on the bed with her curled up against his stomach. 
He couldn't help the warmth he felt well up inside him at the sight, and decided that maybe, just maybe they could remove this rule. 
He ended up crawling into bed next to his fiance not long after. The kitten had opened an eye and made a quiet meow before shifting away from Jay to settle snugly between the two. She settled down and Tim smiled a little and reached down to pet her, an action which she responded to by rumbling happily. His other hand reached over her to rest across Jay's chest, an action which caused Jay to shift closer to both Tim and the kitten. 
Tim decided the no getting on the bed rule definitely needed to be changed. He was certain Jay would agree.
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