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please make a virgin loser chaeyoung (twice) WITHOUT G!P 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 beg you

(I love the pics where she looks high af bdjdnfj sorry for taking forever.)

Warning: long as fuck. Fluffy smut.

To me chaengie is the type of loser who might get mistaken by a popular person just because she looks so chill sometimes. Like she be on her car hitting a blunt listening to music or something and people see it and are like “wait that’s cool!”.

In reality tho you’re her first girlfriend and one of the few people she talks to on campus. Girlie can’t look at people in the eye😭 when you’re not looking tho (or when she thinks you’re not looking) her eyes are stuck to your face, memorizing every feature, lovingly appreciating them.

She’s a movies typa nerd too like she will ask you to watch a marathon of Tim burton stuff with her and explain the whole lore and how they’re all connected (i need this actually).

“So in this movie he’s the kid, then he becomes adult and that’s when the Corpse Bride story takes place, and then in The Nightmare Before Christmas we see him in his dead form, and it’s all the same dude! isn’t it cool?!” She’d explain while holding her plushie of Sparky (which was a gift from you btw).

“Of course babe.” You’d answer, not fully understanding everything but just happy to be there ‘cause she was adorable.

Museum dates happen often, where she’d quietly take her time to contemplate any piece that caught her attention. She will even Google about it online to know the story behind it.

“Chaeyoung no-” you tell her while holding her arm so she doesn’t try to take the painting 😭

“But it doesn’t belong here! It was stolen!” Yeah fvck them bitches chaengie 🫵🏼 (idk what I’m saying).

As I said she can’t look at people in the eye. Of course after you started dating she got better at it with you, but before? Girlie’s eyes were everywhere but on you. And when I say everywhere I mean everywhere. She tried to avoid it, she really did, but god aren’t you hot? How was she supposed to not look at your chest? Or when your shoulders were exposed, the only thing she wanted was to kiss them so bad :( she would get so lost in her thoughts that wouldn’t even realize she had been staring for so long, and the moment you catch her doing it she’d get so flustered, her eyes escaping your figure completely quietly groaning and mentally slapping herself but she never learns, she does it again lol.

After you started dating, you had this thing where whenever you noticed her eyes on you like that (because of course she was still obsessed with you and 0 slick about it) you’d tease her, and she’d deny the sht out of it. You know that little voice and pout combo she has sometimes? Like that while looking at the floor- ahhhh cutie patootie. One day tho, you whispered in her ear that instead of looking so much, she should touch and take what’s supposed to be hers. And bro?! How do you say this to a literal virgin 😭 girlie went completely quiet like COMPLETELY for the rest of the class.

You guys had been dating for a little while, so she knew that time would come sooner or later. It’s not that she didn’t want it, of course she did like c’mon, the amount of times she’d touch herself thinking about you were countless even before you guys started dating (oh ok perv). But she was a little nervous which it’s normal! She knew it was normal to be nervous, still tho… she just didn’t want to disappoint you or something ‘cause she knew you had a lot more experience :( . While waiting for you to finish your last class in her car, she tried to calm herself and repeat that you having experience was actually a good thing! that way she could learn with you, right? But god she felt kinda pathetic.

On your side tho, you were nervous yourself. Being somebody’s first time was a big thing. You didn’t wanna mess it up for chaeyoung, she was your sweet girlfriend and you wanted it to be good for both of you, specially for her. You met your girlie at her spot in the parking lot as always and made your way to her house for another movie marathon date. Over-planning stuff wasn’t your style nor chaeng’s, so even tho you wanted things to go well, and it felt like the moment was close after more than constant teasing, you tried not to overthink about it. It was gonna happen when it was meant to be.

But Chaeyoung didn’t expect it to be this soon ah-

You were feeling extra clingy, using one of her oversized shirts and playing with her hands while resting your head on her shoulder as you watched the movie and made little conversation about it. Things were going chill as usual, until you rested one of your hands on her thigh, a little too close to more delicate zones. You didn’t notice it as you caressed the exposed skin of her inner thigh, oh but chaeyoung did. She gulped and started throwing facts about the people involved in the movie. You thought it was cute, until you could feel the warmth of her face against your forehead. You sat straight to look at her and softly asked “is everything ok babe?” As you moved your hand from her leg to her forehead to check her temperature “are you getting sick?”

“I- I’m ok, y/n.” She said, clearing her throat. Chaeng grabbed your hand and intertwined your fingers. You smiled and kissed her cheek, finding comfort against her shoulder again. But Ofc you couldn’t stay still, and you went from leaving kisses on her face from time to time to softly kissing her neck. At first it was just a few short ones, those that tickle a little bit and felt nice and cute. But eventually it developed to more sensual ones, slow and wet ones. You didn’t even realize what you were doing, but your girlfriend’s skin tasted so nice. And she was so cute, how to resist it? She was looking even cuter than normal for some reason today:(( You only noticed what was going on once you heard her letting out a quiet soft moan as she asked “y/n, w-what are you doing?”

“Oh chaengie I’m so sorry!” You apologized as you tried to give your girlfriend some space “I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable or anything I just-”

“N-no! It’s ok, it felt nice it’s just” she started while making sure you stayed as close as you were next to her “well you’ve never done that and it was unexpected. But it felt nice, could you.. maybe keep doing it?” She asked surprising you, her face still with some light blush.

“Are you sure baby? I really didn’t mean to suddenly do it.” You clarified. It was just kisses but you knew yourself and you knew how much you wanted your girl, and you knew that kisses like those were almost always just the beginning of more, so you needed to make sure things were ok before continuing. Of course if she didn’t want anything more, or ever wanted to stop, you would. You weren’t expecting anything.

Doesn’t mean you didn’t want it.

“Please do it again…” she asked again ever so cutely. You could only obey and made yourself more comfortable, holding her by the waist and slightly feeling some of her skin making direct contact with your hands thanks to her shirt moving a lot. You couldn’t wait to take it off.

Your mouth went back to her neck after leaving a soft kiss on her lips. The soft sighs escaping chaeyoung’s mouth making you eager to feel her, to taste her.

“You’re so beautiful, baby.” You told her as you continued your kisses. “So so beautiful.”

“Hmmmm no I’m not..” she let out in a little groan. You stopped to look at her, checking how even though she seemed to be enjoying your touch, she was still slightly awkward and shy about it. She tended to answer like that sometimes whenever you complimented her. You always needed to ease her mind whenever you noticed her confidence getting low but in this moment, this moment of yours both, you needed it more than anything else. To make her understand how perfect she was to you. Because in the whole world there wasn’t one single thing more beautiful than the woman in front of you. Not one single thing more special or important.

You caressed her face with one of your hands for a moment before grabbing her hands.

“Chaengie, my love. Look at me.” You asked her in a soft voice. However, your calm tone scared chaeyoung, making her think that maybe she ruined the moment by being so insecure. She looked at you almost pouting with her shiny eyes looking extra big as you started talking. “I love you.” You said firmly, still in a soft voice.

“I know you do, y/n…”

“No, listen. Because I know what you’re thinking and I don’t like when you think that.” She sighed and rolled her eyes at your comment, but both of you knew it was true. You left a soft kiss on the tip of her nose, which brought the blush back to her face. “I love you so much, you are so very beautiful and I’m in love with you. I want you in every way you can imagine, ok? To me, every part of you is perfect. Your eyes, your lips, your cute little nose” you said as you left another kiss there, making her giggle in a way that melted your heart “Your hands too” as you put them closer to your lips to leave multiple kisses on them “Every tattoo on your skin, your back, your-”

“Wait.” She interrupted, the blush in her face getting brighter as you paid attention to her next words, which she seemed a little unsure to say but opted to do it anyways as she bit her lip. “Aren’t you.. gonna kiss those too?” She asked and again, she caught you by surprise ‘cause how does she go from insecure and shy to saying those things?? But c’mon who where you to even think about denying that.

“That is an amazing idea yes you’re right I should do that.” You said all eager as you started leaving kisses all over her arms and hands. Both of you were giggling while also hugging each other and honestly it felt like your first time ever as well. Nothing you’ve felt before could ever compare to the feelings Chaeyoung caused in you.

“Can I take this off, baby? So I can reach your other tattoos” You gently asked her, tugging on the edges of her shirt. Chaeyoung gulped before nodding, knowing she didn’t have anything under it and that you were gonna see her naked body for the first time.

“Could I take yours off first before you do that, though?” She asked carefully, and you smiled at her before kissing her cheek.

“Of course you can.” You answered and you felt her trembling hands travel to your waist, and slowly removing her own shirt from your body. Chaeng gulped again, hypnotized by the image in front of her. She knew your body was perfect, but having you this exposed for her, for the first time. Her brain was almost malfunctioning.

“So beautiful…” you heard her say, and you felt your own face getting warmer. “Can I touch you, y/n?”

“Finally taking what’s yours, right?” She teased her about your earlier comment.

“Mine, all mine, yes” she said, her blush never leaving, but still kissing you while massaging your breast slowly, causing your breathing to become irregular. You moaned against her lips, but remembered what you guys said a minute ago. You slowly separated, and looked at her with teasing eyes.

“Hey, I took mine off, your turn now right?” You asked, just wanting to confirm she was still ok with it but also eager to finally see your girl like that. She left a kiss on your lips, before nodding.

“You are so beautiful.” You said, feeling a tingling sensation in your mouth as your eyes were fixed on her naked torso. You softly started to caress her breast, not without making sure she was ok with it first. As you started leaving kisses on her chest, you heard her voice.

“Keep kissing my tattoos, y/n…” she told you. It sounded more like demanding rather than asking even with her trembling voice, she wanted to play a little bit. How could she be such a tease while also being so nervous? Even she didn’t know. But if she wanted to play, you could play along a little bit too. You grabbed your girlfriend and turned her around, not too aggressive but not too gentle, which made her gasp. You sat on her low back, and started kissing her shoulders and back, from the beginning of her big tattoo.

As your lips made their way down her back, in the position that she was, you seriously just wanted to take her shorts off and start enjoying your girlfriend’s sweet taste. So slowly you took your hands to the front of her body, close to the button of her pants before asking “can I take these off, baby? They’re kinda in my way…”

“Yes, please…” you heard chaengie answered as you feel her pushing her ass up a bit, impatiently. With a giggle you started undressing her, so excited about finally having the girl who has been driving you insane in love naked in front of (or well, actually under) you.

“God you really are perfect, you know?” You whispered thinking out loud as your hands traveled over her legs and ass, making sure every inch of skin felt loved.

“You really think so?” She cutely asked, and you considered it an advance. From denying it right away, to at least just wanting to confirm it. It made you smile bigger.

“Of course, my love. I know so.” You answered, grabbing her hair gently and pulling it up, careful of not actually hurting her. You just wanted to fix her position so she was on her knees and hands and you could kiss her. You deepened the kiss, feeling her moan against your lips as you started playing with her tits again. Feeling brave, she bit and pulled your lip with her teeth, and god you loved it, a groan escaping your mouth. Oh she liked that reaction. Chaeyoung decided the best next thing after that would be to pass her tongue over your lips. Your girl was just so naturally sexy.

“Chaeng you are so fucking hot.” You said before slapping her ass. It wasn’t that hard, but it did get a whimper out of her “and you’re such a good girl aren’t you?”

“We’ll see about that…” she teased, again, with that trembling voice. You knew she’d be a little bit of a brat, but deep inside she was so good. It’s ok, you could always teach her how to be your perfect good girl.

You kissed your way down her body, until you had her pussy in front of you. She was so wet, your mouth drooling at the sight. Without wasting more time, you started eating her out. Moaning at the taste, which was 10 times better than you had imagined, you could feel yourself getting completely wet as well. But all your attention was on pleasuring your girlfriend, giving her the best first experience she could have.

“Oh my god, y/n!” She moaned slowly and loud, backing up against your mouth as much as possible. The sensation of your warm tongue basically all over her pussy had her delirious since the first second. Her body barely able to process what was feeling. “Oh my god oh my god…” she kept saying in between whimpers, her lip in between her teeth as she grabbed the pillow under her so tightly.

Talking about tightly. Her pussy was so. Fucking. Tight. You slowly put a finger inside her and you could barely move it, even when she was soaking wet. You were in no rush tho, you wanted to enjoy every second and every detail of it. Of her. Of making her yours and showing her you’re hers.

“You sound so good, chaengie” you told her as you moved your finger a bit faster, feeling her relax a little more and allowing you to add a second finger “and your pussy feels so so good baby. So good on my fingers.”

“Y/n! Shut up don’t~” she complained, her face getting red with your dirty talk. But you knew she liked it. Her body told you so, shivers going down her spine, and her cunt clenching your fingers inside her.

“But it’s the truth! Your pussy is so perfect, it tastes so good in my tongue. Hmm~” you said as you added your mouth again with your fingers, making figures on her clit and swallowing her juices.

“Hmmm… keep going please… feels too good..” she begged, rolling her hips, reaching for her orgasm. “Please…”

“Yes, keep moving like that on my fingers, baby. Just like that. I promise I’ll make you feel so good.” You encouraged her, enjoying the view from behind of your precious girlfriend basically fucking herself on your hand, without looking like she wasn’t even aware of what she was doing. “Good girl…” You complimented her and she started going faster, now keeping herself up with her arms straight, so so close to it, until..

“W-what? Whyy~” she complained when you suddenly stopped and put your fingers out of her pussy, but you didn’t even give her time to continue as you turned her around and pushed her on her back. She didn’t think you were gonna miss her face as you made her come for the first time, right? (Nu-uh)

“Sorry love, but I need to see your pretty face.” You said before shoving your fingers inside her hole again,continuing with your fast pace knowing damn right she was on the edge already. Chaeyoung let a loud moan out, trying to grab the head of the bed as she started moving her hips again. “You look so beautiful like this, my love. So pretty and perfect, my beautiful beautiful girl.”

“Y/n..! I’m close, I’m so close…” she sobbed while looking at you with the cutest eyes and a pout. You cooed her, your other hand now playing with her clit to help her reach her desired climax “oh my god! Yes, baby, please~”

“Come for me, babygirl. Let me see your pretty face as you come.” You whispered next to her ear before leaving wet kisses on her neck, and you could feel your girlfriend holding you as close as possible as she came on your fingers. You couldn’t stop yourself from kissing her deeply, which she corresponded eagerly.

“Oh my god I love you…” she said against your lips as she rode her orgasm “I love you so much… so so much”

“I love you more my love, you’re the most precious part of my life.” You told her before leaving a kiss on her forehead. Chaeyoung could see the sincerity in your eyes, and there in your arms, she swore she had never felt safer or happier than now.

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a bittersweet getaway || chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo x reader

PART ONE OUT OF 6

SUMMARY: as seniors in high school, you and chris are sworn enemies. but graduating is still a big thing, so matt and nick want to invite you to going to hawaii with them for the summer. chris doesn’t seem too happy…

WARNINGS: swearing, suggestive thoughts/dialogue, fluffy, not proofread

A/N: hi so this is actually my first time starting a series so pls pls plsss don’t get mad if im not super active!! school is stressy!!!! love u pls enjoy <3 (also i will be putting lady killers II every time i make a chapter cuz i love that song so.)

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DAY 0: pilot

TODAY was the biggest day of my life. yet i still felt somehow empty. not in an emo way. just because graduating didn’t really do anything for me. all i thought about was what i was going to do after all of this was over, not focusing on the fact that i graduated.

i walked down the steps of the front doors, my gown and tassel flowing a bit from the wind. i mindlessly scrolled through tiktok with both airpods in my ears, with noise cancellation on. i hear mumbling near me, thinking it was just some girls blabbering about their dream job or something. i kept walking, feeling a tap on my shoulder. i took out both airpods and looked in the direction of the tapping. “girl did you hear me?” my best friend, nick said. “sorry, no. what’s up?” i replied, staring at him. nick sighed dramatically and continued.

“me and my brothers are going to hawaii for a vacation. i wanted to extend an invite.” nick explained. i paused for a moment, almost immediately saying yes. “chris is going?” i raised my eyebrow. “yea?? you like him or something?” nick gave me a weird look. i was taken aback, knowing damn well it was the complete opposite. “no! hell no. never. i hate him, thats why i asked.” i rolled my eyes at him. “well, he’s coming. you either show up or you shut up, hun.” nick smiled at me with a mean girls type of look before walking away.

goddamn that attitude.

i stood there, watching nick enter his car as i thought of what my answer would be. i cant possibly not want to go just because of a boy right? thats pathetic. i have to go. plus, i have nothing to do or anything planned for the summer. or the summer after that. i placed my airpods in my case and started walking towards my car.

opening my door, i get in the car and close it behind me. sitting in the drivers seat, i take off my cap and throw it into my backseats. i adjusted my sitting position and started the car, plugging my phone into the aux cord. i played “spare time” by eric bellinger.

rolling down the window, i pulled out of my parking spot and drove straight to my house. the cool wind blowing in my hair, my tie bracelets looking pretty in the sunlight from my windshield. my nice moment of peace being interrupted by a phone call from chris. god, what could he possibly want right now? i answer the call, my music turning off automatically.

“can you come here.” he says over the phone. “well hello to you too chris! im doing great thanks.” i respond sarcastically, feeling weird about the fact he just demanded something, not asked. “bro. does it sound like im playing? come here.” he hung up the phone. okaaay, what the fuck?? so now chris wants to see me and for what? no fucking idea. i put my blinker on and turn towards the triplet’s house.

i knock on the door, anticipating a response. instead of chris, nick opens the door. “have you finally come to make a decision?” nick crosses his arms. “no, i came here for chris.” i say, walking past him not realizing how it sounded. “knew you liked him!” nick called to me, closing the door. i shook my head violently at him and barged into chris’ room.

“jesus christ! do you knock?” chris jumped at the sound of his door slamming against the wall. “no. what do you want?” i crossed my arms, leaning against his wall. he sighed. “don’t come to hawaii with us. please. i dont want to deal with you.” he said. “so this wasnt something you could tell me on the phone??” i almost yelled. “i wanted to see your face when i said it.” he smirked. i opened my mouth, about to say something, but closed it again only realizing it would make him happy to see me upset. you smiled sarcastically and walked away from him. “does that mean you’re not going?” he yelled, hearing his laughter. i walked out the front door and got in my car.

you know what? i am gonna go. just to make him mad. and i wont even tell him. i pulled out of the driveway and drove to my house. i decided to call nick to tell him. “hello? didn’t i just see you?” nick said. “yeah, i wanna tell you that im going.” i responded. “good because i already bought you a ticket about 3 weeks ago. we leave tomorrow, 6am. you sit up front i’ll be in the back with chris. be ready!” nick hung up the phone. of course nick already bought me a ticket. he knew id go anyways. i let out a sigh as i turned my music back on and rolled my window down again, enjoying my peace.

i locked my car, going up the steps to my front door, unlocking it. i opened the door and closed it behind me, taking off my shoes and my gown, hanging the gown up in the hallway closet. i sighed, plopping down on the couch. i laid my head on the couch arm while i kicked up my feet to relax. i opened my phone to 12 missed messages from chris.

“are you not going?”

“bro answer”

“pls tell me ur not going”

“BRO”

“NICK JUST TOLD ME YOURE GOING”

“FUCK YOU”

“I LITERALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO.”

“YOU DONT FUCKING LISTEN”

“ANSWER THE PHONEEEE”

“WHY IS NICK SO HAPPY?”

“IM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU”

“i fucking hate you.”

i laughed, looking at his stupid texts. i actually got a reaction out of him. this trip is definitely going to be fun. i put down my phone, laying on my side.

my eyes start to get drowsy, my brain becoming blank. i let my eyes shut, and fell into a deep sleep.

i woke up, the blanket that used to be on top of the couch now on top of me. my tank top strap was off of one arm and my one sock was lost in the couch somewhere. what the fuck? what time is it? i removed the blanket, sitting up and looking at my dark living room. i yawned, picking up my phone.

the brightness of my phone blinded me as i stared at the big numbers that read;

3:12

well shit. i only had 2 hours and 48 minutes to be packed and ready for the triplets to pick me up. i immediately got up to take a shower, brush my teeth and wash my face. i got dressed in a ribbed longsleeve crop top and ripped shorts. i had about a little over an hour to pack. i packed quickly making sure i had everything. but i didn’t even know how long we were staying. i called up nick. “hello?” nicks raspy voice rang over the phone.

“how many days are we even staying?” i yawned again. “like 5 days. matt please give me your suitcase jesus christ.” i hear nick getting mad at matt for something over the phone. “okay, well thanks. see you soon then.” i say. “okay, bye.” nick hangs up the phone. so i removed the 7th outfit and let there be 6 just in case of an emergency. i zipped up my suitcase and made my way to the kitchen to have some cereal. i scrolled through tiktok while eating, taking my time since ive pretty much been rushing even though i was making good time. after about 30 minutes, i heard a honk in front of my house. i got up quickly and placed my bowl and spoon in the sink, grabbing my suitcase and adjusting my jewelry.

i walked out the door, locking my door behind me. matt got out of the car, looking tired as hell. he opened the trunk. i walked towards him, smiling a bit. “you seem tired.” i let out a breathy laugh sarcastically. “do i now?” he said sarcastically and smiled at me. “hand me your suitcase, i got it.” he reached his hand out for the handle of my suitcase. i felt bad. he was so tired. “no it’s fine, i got it. you’re tired.” i shook my head. “please. nicks going to kill me if i dont.” he rubs his right eye. i looked down, handing him my suitcase. why would nick kill him? i gave him a thank you before getting in the backseat, because apparently nick was sitting in the front. i realized i was going to have to sit next to chris.

“nick, weren’t you going to sit back here?” i tilt my head. nick turns back to look at me. “yeah, but this kid was being stupid so i decided to sit up here. sorry.” he replied, sternly. i looked at chris, his hair flopping forwards as he stares at his phone with his airpods in. i look away when i see matt get in the drivers seat. “okay. next stop, the airport.” matt said as he shifted into reverse. he put his arm around the back of nicks seat and looked out the rear window as he backed out, i stared at his features. matt stared at me then. “something wrong?” he sat back in his seat, twirling the steering wheel. “no im okay.” i snap back to reality, shaking my head vigorously.

i put in my airpods as matt drove away from my home, listening to my favorite playlist.

(time skip)

we made it to the airport, everyone stretching when they got out the car. i put my airpods back into the case, shutting the car door. matt took out everyone’s suitcase and handed it to them. “thanks again matt.” i said again. “you dont gotta thank me, thank nick. he said he wants you to have a great experience.” he laughed a bit, grabbing his own suitcase. he closed the trunk and started walking with chris and nick. i followed after.

security was so shit. it took forever for them to get the line of people done and chris was seriously losing his patience like a little baby. “finally that shitshow is over.” chris rolled his eyes. “get over it chris it happens. you act like you’ve never been in a fucking airport before.” i snapped back. “when do you ever shut the fuck up?” he almost started to yell. “okay children calm the fuck down. lets go before we miss the flight.” nick interfered. i calmed down but i saw chris roll his eyes again. we continued walking until we reached our gate. we made it to boarding right on time so we got in the line and showed the lady each of our tickets.

only little did i know, i had to sit next to chris while nick and matt sat in the next isle. i called window seat obviously. i put in my airpods again and looked out the window, listening to music, trying to ignore the fact that i had to sit next to chris fucking sturniolo.

maybe about 3 hours into the flight, i fell asleep, my head against the window of the plane. chris woke me up, because the flight attendant was offering snacks. my mind blank, i asked for pretzels and a cup of apple juice. “you’re such a kid. apple juice? didn’t you graduate yesterday?” chris ate out of his tiny bag of snack mix while smiling. “chris, please. shut the fuck up. for once in your life.” i was tired and he just pissed me off even more. i had to pee anyways, maybe i’d get a break from him. “i have to pee, get up.” i say. “no. just go.” he shook his head. i sighed. “fine.” i get up from my seat, squeezing my way past him, my back facing him. when i get out the tight situation i make headway for the bathroom.

i come out the bathroom, feeling better, making my way towards the seat. only to find chris gone and my snacks sitting on my tray. “where’s chris?” i asked matt, not sure why i was concerned. “he went to the other bathroom the other way.” matt pointed his thumb backwards. i didn’t even know there was another bathroom here. i sat back in my seat, putting the airpods that were still in my ears back in their case and started eating the snacks. chris came back about 2 minutes later, breathing heavy like he ran a marathon.

“are you okay?” i look at him with a weird face. “yep. why?” he responded lowly. “because you sound like you just ran a marathon.” i looked into his eyes, trying to find what he was hiding. “idk. im fine.” he said dryly, putting his airpods in. oookaay. i put my head back on the seat and closed my eyes once again.

“god, jesus get off of me!” i woke up to chris pushing my head. i lifted it. “whats wrong?” i said quietly and drowsily, rubbing my eye. “your head was on my shoulder. and its time to go.” he said, grabbing his suitcase from the top storage. “sorry.” i said, my mind still hazy, i didn’t really realize i said sorry to chris. i never say sorry to him. chris sighed and took out my suitcase too. something i never thought he’d do. it doesn’t matter. i stretched and got up out of the seat. me and chris followed behind matt and nick off of the plane and into the airport.

i was so hungry, they only fed us once with a snack and drink, i needed something to eat. “im hungry.” i whined. “well nobody is going to drop everything for you! go get something to eat!” nick snapped. well he must be in a bad mood from the flight or something. “what do you want?” chris chimed in. “what?” i raise my eyebrow. “to eat?” he took out his wallet. “chris i got it. don’t try to be a gentleman.” i rolled my eyes. what is up with him? wanting to pay for my food is crazy. he sighed and walked towards dunkin, wallet still in hand. how did he know i wanted dunkin?

“okay is this your doing nick?” i look at nick. “no, i swear to you i only talked to matt.” he replied quickly. matt side eyed him, upset that he yelled at him at 6 in the morning. chris comes back around a minute later, a glazed donut in a bag and a small iced tea in hand. “okay, how do you know my dunkin order?” i gave him a look. “does that really fucking matter? stop acting like a brat and take it.” he said sternly. i took the food and gave him a questioning ‘thanks?’

(time skip again sorry 😭)

we made it to the airbnb that nick and matt helped pay for, everyone sighing and placing their stuff in the rooms. i claimed my room, chris coming in behind me. “this is my room dummy.” i crossed my arms. “there’s two beds you can share fatty.” he pushed past me. no way he just called me fat. “chris go share with your brothers!” i yelled at him, watching him place his suitcase on the bed by the big window. “can’t. they each want their own bed and there’s two beds per room so, gotta share with you.” he shrugged. great. what could possibly go worse?

okaaay im ending this here only because i started this at 8pm and now its 12am. i am tired. next part tomorrow?? tbc 😝 (p.s. this was so bad im sorry 🙁)

#Spotify #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #nick sturniolo #matt sturniolo #hawaii #vacation #reader insert #writing #lady killer #g eazy #summer

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angelsinluv · 1 year

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i saw your thread on twitter, i wanna share my state results

i swear i manifested it cause last night i was like "angel better share these anon success stories to twitter"

ever since i discovered state i've never looked back. i thought my mind was “randomly saturated” because i'd get the manifestations i "just assume" before the ones i affirm for 5k times even though i affirm in sats + didn't waver 😭

MY STATES SUCCESS STORIES

- contact from an old friend i had 0 contact with. no number, no social media, NOT EVEN A MUTUAL FRIEND. i knew this was serious business when i manifested that

- contact from another old friend

- SP. the whole relationship. broke his phone on holiday and i didn't wanna wait until he gets home so i fixed it. literally wanted to ditch everything for me (but i ditched him because everyone starts giving me attention). is obsessed with me even after i'm done with him, still texts me about the most random stuff that he knows i like, move on bro

- having people all over me. i get compliments every single time and it's not just "you're pretty" compliments, they're so specific ("you look like the whole football team is into you" etc). i'm texted 5 people all at once. confessions of love and regret if they did me wrong. someone deadass said they're obsessed with me, triple texted me everyday when i didn't respond for weeks (pathetic asf), told me i'm too pretty to cry and many more downbadism. THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT GUYS

- revenge glow up, desired face and height

- cancelling movie date without cancelling it. i had a movie date with a friend, but i wasn't feeling it so i assumed it's cancelled and they told me they needed to take care of personal issue

- a whole friend group exactly like i scripted

- princess treatment for me and the girlies

- trips. i'm living that jet set lifestyle now

- instant subliminal results. i have used subliminals for 4 years now and for the first 3 years i rarely got any result. now i never have to wait more than overnight

and many more! these are some of the non personal n specific ones

WOWOWOWOW WTFFF OMG CONGWTD THATS INSANE the downbadism 😭😭 bitch you’re the hottest even IM drooling over you

and you really did lmao because i didn’t think to make that thread until i thought about it in the shower 😭 good job baby I’m proud of you

#success story #replies

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one-more-fangirl · 2 years

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baji keisuke — comfort stranger

baji isn’t one to usually stop by to check up on anyone that isn’t his friend or an animal. truth be told, when he heard the faint sniffles he thought it was an injured puppy.

but it wasn’t.

so there he stands now, awkwardly shifting in his place in front of this crying person that has definitely spotted his grayed worn out boots by now. meaning he can’t just make a run for it now. well he could, but then his conscience would nag at him and that’s a real pain. because it’s one thing to walk away from a blazing car with not an ounce of guilt, laughter cascading from his throat carelessly—to the point where he sounds almost like a maniac—, but this is a person. shaking and breathing erratically.

the blazing car is much preferred.

“oi,” he calls, not very in tune with his comforting side, “you uh- you good?”

his words come out so rough his own lips twitch with scrunched eyes and nose in a wince, hand practically begging to punch himself. what was that? “you good”? of course they’re not! they’re weeping, for fuck’s sake! stupidstupidstupidst-

“yeah, yeah, i’m sorry,” a couple hiccups interrupt the sentence, that already comes out in a raspy and croaky tone, from the bottom of their throat, “i didn’t think anyone would hear me here. uhm, you can leave, i’m good.”

they’re good. they said so themselves, so baji can leave now. he’s done his decent-human-being-duties. he’s leaving. they don’t want company; they are obviously embarrassed someone has found them crying. i mean look at those blushy cheeks, not to mention the eyes. chifuyu gets like that when i find his mangas. right, he isn’t any good at comforting anyone anyways. words get caught up in his throat, or the stammer comes out, and he can’t just hit this person in the back and laugh at whatever has them crying.

nothing he can do for them. a stranger. no relation to them whatsoever, even less of a debt or commitment.

so why the hell is he going back?

before he knows it, his feet have led him to the store, he’s gotten some dorayakis—those make mikey feel good, so they should work—and his dirty boots are in front of the bushes again. to his luck (or not, he doesn’t even know what he’s doing), they’re still there. their cries are quieter, almost a silent whine, but their chest still heaves up and down.

“hi,” he greets, albeit grudgingly. an amused smirk forms in his lips when they jump and look at him like a deer in the headlights, fangs on full display, “i don’t know why i’m back, don’t ask,” he groans, taking a seat criss crossed in front of them, “but i bought food. a friend of mine really likes these, they can get him from 0 to 100 with one bite. and food solves all problems.”

their eyes watch him, curiosity swirling inside. this stranger just saw them crying and brought them food. maybe there is hope for humanity.

bro, you chose the wrong person to think that about, but anyways.

a dorayaki later, silence is still engulfing them, but neither seem to mind, both in their own little world.

“so why were you crying?” he’s nosey, okay? emma hasn’t had tea to spill fora while, so he’s looking for his own.

“it’s pathetic,” they brush off, their voice now much clearer. baji enjoys it, it’s almost like a ray of sunshine sneaking from behind rainy clouds—a shy, dim one, but one, nonetheless.

“come on, i got you these fishies. you gotta tell me all your secrets now,” he teases, and there’s something about his scrunched nose and a raspy voice that elicits a small laugh from them.

“you promise not to laugh?” they arch a brow, “i will kill you if you do,” it’s baji’s turn to laugh heartily at the empty threat.

“delinquent’s honor,” he grins, displaying his canines again with a hand over his left chest.

“i finished my book and the ending made me cry,” they scoff a silent laugh at themselves, “it wasn’t even sad.”

“a book. why would you cry over a book?”

simple minded fool, never in tune with his emotions, of course he doesn’t understand. but that’s okay. they don’t mind, ‘cause they’ve found this dummy interesting, even if he doesn’t understand the power words hold, the pleasure a good book gives someone as they immerse into the story, a journey of emotions as you read on.

baji is glad they find him interesting enough to get him pop tarts another day, shying away from his smug stare while they wait for him to get to the bottom of his apartment building’s stairs. he finds them curious. a weird little creature he wants to study, search for answers to the questions he has about them. none of them have answers yet, but he doesn’t seem to mind. it’s entertaining to seek for them.

he's glad he didn’t make a run for it. turns out, the blazing car wasn’t preferred after all.

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ae-to-the-snow · 11 months

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hi i heard you write for arknights and im so glad you do because i barely find tat much content of it due to it being burried or foreshadowed(?) by popular games

you dont know how happy i am for you writing about vigil.anf lumen

sorry, anyways- can you write for elysium relationship headcanons both sfw and nsfw? despite him being all loud and chatty i like him.

i hope this is okay since im not good in asks lol. no need to force yourself ill wait.

-shy anon not willing to reveal themselves

Aaaaa anon ofc I love Elysium my sweet pathetic bird man <3333

Elysium Relationship HCs

Elysium x GN reader, SFW and NSFW (separated)

Fluff/SFW

Tw. Elysium is pathetic and a simp lol

Despite his charms and how he calls himself Rhodes Island's #1 hottie, he's actually pretty pathetic/affectionate

He'd be the kinda boyfriend that if he doesn't have any work, he'd definitely stick to your side. Even if he has paperwork or something, he'd bring it to your place so he can finish it while being with you. You can sit in his lap or vice versa while you do the work. He doesn't really get distracted but he does make sure to finish it quick so he can enjoy the moment.

He definitely loves cuddling, he can be pretty touchy. He loves to hold you and kiss you any way he could. He doesn't mind PDA but if you do, he'll limit it to your privacy, don't worry :)

His favorite thing to do is hold your hand. While you're walking, sleeping, working or whatever. He loves it, letting him know you're there. He'd squeeze and kiss it whenever he wants, just loving the closeness you two share.

No matter your height, he'd love to wrap his arms around your shoulder. Any way that lets him hold you close, he will hold you no matter what given you're comfy with it.

He loves it when you hold his face. He feels like a child when you do it, he's squeezing your hands as you hold his cheek, smiling like a puppy.

You can bet all of RI knows you two are dating. You're attached by the hip and won't be separated unless you need to. Even on operations, if Ely has no choice but to go on one, he'll still make sure to spend time before the operation with you, telling you he'll be back with a goodbye kiss as he waves at you.

If you two are going on an operation together, you can bet he's not leaving you alone. (Bro has 0 block on skill until you're behind him ;o)

All this makes him sound like a very romantic bf and he is. But remember we love him bc he is pathetic./affectionate

Yes he'd hold you close and all. But he's also growing so red that you could find it amusing. He'd insist it's the sunset!!!

He'd take you on dates where he has everything ready, and it goes perfectly, but when it rains or something he'd go store to store to buy you an umbrella he gets sick himself.

Okay that is actually so caring and sweet I am sorry baby boy.

He'd hesitate at first but once he's warmed up, he'll definitely try calling you a pet name in private. He could do it in public if you let him, but he prefers it private.

If you call him a pet name though? Someone call the artist cuz he's a new shade of red it's adorable. He'd like it but takes a while before asking you to call him that again. From then on, remember to calm him that lots. He gets flustered if you do it in public, but he still likes it.

All in all he's a very sweet boyfriend who'd go to the end of the world for you to make sure you're loved and appreciated all the time. He gets absolutely enraged whenever you're being degraded in some way. If you're hurt? He'd rather help and make sure you're treated before he goes after whoever did this, but you can bet he'd hold a vendetta against them.

He may not be able to afford the most expensive gifts or dates, but they're genuine and it shows. The flowers he gives remind him of you. A small moment by the balcony on Rhodes may not be a date to most, but the way he makes you feel certainly makes it one. :)

Expect lots of affirmation and praise from him. He's a chatterbox for a reason. He'll tell you how much he loves you every day without fail even if you're fighting. He's good at communicating so it doesn't last long, and besides, he'd do anything to make you two work. He wouldn't have fallen in love with you otherwise.

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!! MINORS DNI

Smut/NSFW

Aaaa time to sin NSFW!! MINORS DNI

CW. Elysium x GN reader NSFW (no gender/anatomy mentioned for reader)

Tw. Soft dom Elysium, sub Elysium, praise kink, edging, begging, degradation, slight masochist Elysium, body worship, overstimulation, humiliation kink, mention of sex toys, sensory deprivation, blindfolding

Tell me if I missed anything

Sex with Elysium isn't brought up until you mention it, but he's definitely thought of it before, just not knowing when to initiate. But when you bring it up, he's definitely not opposed.

He'd be nervous for the first time, insisting he tops so that he looks capable at least. He definitely knows what he's doing, but also so clueless. He's constantly asking if it's good, if he's doing alright, and if you like it.

The first time he couldn't really last long, he's been having wet dreams if this moment ever since he started to like you. He'd definitely have enough composure to pull out, but if you insist, he might not be able to resist stuffing you full. He'd get so red and flustered after that, that he came before you. He might be shaking from his orgasm but he'll continue thrusting with whimpering moans making sure you cum too. He won't stop until you do, gasping from overstimulation.

But once he's recovered, he'd ask if you wanna go again...

Elysium in bed only wishes to please you, but he wouldn't neglect his own release. After the first time, he'd definitely put all of his attention and focus into making sure you cum before he can even think of satisfying himself. After that, it's up to you. Want him to go further? Stop? Rest for a bit? He'll agree to anything.

Soft dom Elysium...

After some time he gets the hang of it, and would definitely gain composure.

He's praising you as he fucks you nice and slow into the sheets, how good you feel, how well you're taking him. His stamina is average but he makes it count.

He'd kiss you all over and treat you like glass, telling you how beautiful you are. Without even looking he's already memories where your features are. Your moles, your scars, where you like to be touched. He doesn't even have to be ordered to, he remembers how to make you feel good. He's caressing and kissing them all, making sure you notice.

He'd definitely be into mirror sex because it turns him on how he's fucking you, but also as a bonus that he gets to make you see how pretty you look while he praises you again.

He'd be open to bondage so long as it's not hurting you. And even then he's only doing it to tell you how pretty you look tied up.

Speaking of which he'd definitely be into lingerie too. Wear one underneath your regular outfit but make him notice that one strap by your thigh? He's going insane. He's coming home later that night to ask you about it, only to get so turned on he asks if you two can do it tonight. Please? He needs to see you fucked out pretty like that.

While he's okay at being the top and taking control, he's definitely not gonna restrain you too hard. Flip him over and ride him, he doesn't mind. Taking control? Go ahead. Not like he isn't into that.

All while he's domming, he has the subbiest moans and whines too.

Which brings us to sub Elysium... (Cracks knuckles)

If you decide to want to top him one day, again, he isn't against it. But oh is he so much more aroused.

He didn't think getting fucked would feel so good, he's moaning into the sheets and his legs are shaking, asking begging for more.

He also didn't think he'd be such a masochist, but one time you degraded him, and while you apologized, he was surprised to see how he got harder from such mean words.

From then on he'll shyly ask you to do it more, to call him a whore and such. He feels guilty at first for liking something so dirty, swearing he'll never ever admit to it. But the way he moans and squirms whenever you do it is undeniable.

Edge him, praise him, humiliate him, slap him, whatever. He's on a ride discovering he's such a slut for you, he'll be crying into the sheets from how good it feels.

This man legit just spawns kinks whenever you do it to him. Pull his hair? Please do it again while you fuck him from behind. Oh, came in him? Suddenly he has a breeding kink even if he can't get pregnant.

He'd beg and cry so prettily for you to do whatever you want to him. He feels kinda guilty for liking it, humiliate him, he suddenly likes that too.

As long as it's nothing extreme, he'd like it.

And his hearing? They're greater than average. Blindfold him and let him hear everything, from the squelching sounds to the wet noises while you take him, he's in heaven while he squirms.

He'd eat you out underneath your desk if you just asked. He'd hesitate if the door isn't locked, but his humiliation kink is something. Just make sure no one can see him for real, he doesn't actually want his reputation tarnished.

Continue to humiliate him, he loves it. Call him names and degrade him, slap him while he's tied up and blindfolded for you.

Leave him in his room tied up with a vibrator up his hole, tell him you'll be back after a while. That's the worst and yet the best thing ever to him. Left alone to squirm and moan with you on his mind all he wants and yet knowing he won't see you in at least 10 minutes while all he can do is take it. He can't even stop it, he's tied up and besides, this was your idea that he agreed it. And he's enjoying it.

His stamina is again, average, but boy does he loves overstim. Push him past his limits, and his throat hurts while he moans and begs for you, but he sure loved the feeling of being so alive and overwhelmed by it, only being able to let it subside slowly while all he can think of is you.

Aftercare with Elysium usually ends up with him being too tired and fucked out to get up, but he'll ask if you're alright before he pulls the sheets and dozes off. He'd fall asleep whole you clean him up too, but waking up the next morning knowing you took care of him makes him flustered and happy.

He'd get up and find you making breakfast, wanting to hug and kiss you until he realizes how sore he is, suddenly remembering all the dirty things last night and how pathetic he was.

Only for you though.

Ahahaha another one down. It is my firm belief that Elysium is pathetic and his rightful place is to cry and whimper while tied up and dripping wet with cum, begging and moaning for more!!!

Ty for reading and requesting, hope you enjoyed and that I was able to deliver to you, anon!! Reqs are open as always though it might take me a while ahshsjsjsj

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faetaiity · 1 year

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Okay so you said you wont do major angst so ill 100% take that dark boys injuring reader!! c:

y e s CW: Gaslighting ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Okay, first of all

You had to do some real bad shit for them to do anything more than berate you verbally

I would think you would've had to say something REALLY horrible about them or even try to shove them away (Can't blame you for that tho, they tend to get up in your face during arguments, so you probably just wanted space, or it was an instinctual reaction)

Why? They've been sparring with each other for YEARS; they couldn't maim each other so they had to have some form of restraint.

That, and sometimes their clients just wanted them to rough their targets up, not kill them.

With that said, at most, you'll have a huge gash or a broken bone, but once your down, they don't continue attacking you, again, self-restraint is key to sparring with each other or certain missions where they aren't allowed to kill the target, even if they fight back.

Once that's over with, they might yell at you for being stupid enough to try and put up a fight against them.

If your injury (Gash) caused a severed/punctured artery, they will skip the scolding and take you to Donnie (If he wasn't present or the one fighting you.)

But even with a non-life-threatening injury, after your verbal beatdown, they'll take you to Donnie to be patched up.

Once you're in Donnie's clutches, you'll be verbally humiliated, restrained and treated as a rabid monster

"God you're so weak and pathetic, how could you even think to attack us? we're just trying to keep you safe, and this is how you treat us? Like we're horrible lovers? Get a grip, Y/N, stop being such a bad S/O, then MAYBE you can finally enjoy all we give you, ungrateful little shit."

Basically, they gaslight the FUCK out of you, saying that they didn't do anything to warrant this, that they didn't deserve your ire, that you should be grateful that they're keeping you SAFE from the outside world, you can't even protect yourself, overall making themselves the victim and you some weak human who they could've killed but were such "Kind Souls"

Kind souls my ass, they ATTACKED YOU FIRST.

Hell, Donnie might even DRUG you during this, they don't want you to attack your lovers~

They don't even apologize; they just blame you for the situation like the little shits they are

Once you heal, good luck ever being taken seriously

You're weak, they'll put you in your place if you disagree.

Don't think they won't.

Overall, 0/10, not worth getting an Injury just to be humiliated by some massive turtle with an equally massive ego + his gaslighting bros.

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YEAHHHHH THE MEN, THE MEN EVER

#rottmnt x reader #save rottmnt #dark! rottmnt au #rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #chaotic gremlin fae #fae being a dumbass

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deeaselriel · 9 months

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Everyone has been treating Elriels SO BAD and disgustingly over the years, and when we defend ourselves we are painted as the “mEaN gUyS”. I’d dare to say that we are the “saints” of this fandom. I know there are some Elriels that can come off more rude than they should, but this is life. Nothing is perfect.

But a hard pill for y’all to swallow is that Elriels are usually soooo peaceful, minding their business and just enjoying their CANON content. They create edits, fan arts and post about Elriel not harming anyone, but then YOU KNOW WHO comes after us, ON OUR ACCOUNTS, ON OUR PRO ELRIEL VIDEOS, PICS OR THEORIES, that have absolutely NOTHING to do with their crackship(s), and spew their venom. They speak so many lies that don’t even come close to what is the CANON content of the books. They insult us and call us names, they bullied some creators SO BADLY they refuse to do Elriel fan arts anymore. YOU ALL ARE DISGUSTING AND I PRAY TO GOD FOR KARMA TO HIT SO HARD! I myself was a victim of y’all’s bullying when I did NOTHING! I just appreciated my Elriel and put facts on the table. Y’all told me I deserve to be R@PED just like Elain deserves!!!!

We, Elriels, have been put in a corner by THE ENTIRE FANDOM! This mob mentality made y’all treat Elriels like people with some kind of disease and it’s so sad honestly.

I’m not even being biased when I say that Elriels are usually very good people minding their business and the other stans of those 2 ships (y’all know) are constantly attacking us and making fun of us out of nowhere. They keep making content about Elain making fun of her, but yeah, they don’t like her. Lol. Y’all are so obsessed and have such internalized misogyny it’s scary. Especially when El didn’t do anything wrong, besides maybe the thing with Feyre that she’s making up for it. She’s a saint compared to many others in that serie, yet… she’s hated for liking to bake and plant flowers. Make it make sense. 😶

I think it’ll be ok for everyone to acknowledge WHO exactly is the most toxic in this fandom; who’s constantly attacking us for PUTTING FACTS on the table, who’s bullying artists into being scared to draw Elriel anymore, who’s harassing SJM at this point with a crackship that has 0 buildup. WHO IS SENDING DEATH THREATS to people so randomly just because, who is wishing R@PE on REAL people? The list is so long I just can’t…

I always knew that the mob mentality is forever going to be present, but OH MY GOD. These people that hate Elriel and ship the other ship just because “everyone does”, those going into the books already shipping Gw*nriel because “some content creators of TikTok said they’re sooooo endgame”, THOSE BIG ACCOUNTS THAT SPREAD ELAIN HATE JUST BECAUSE IT’S “TRENDY”. Y’all are SO pathetic; I wonder if you can think on your own.

Should I also talk about how often y’all don’t acknowledge what’s in those books related to Elriel? There are tons of evidence y’all pretend it’s not there and have THE NERVE to say Az only wants El for s*x. Bro, Feyre when she couldn’t read would’ve understand these books (and Elriel) better than y’all. 🤓 The delusional world y’all live in makes me laugh. What’s even funnier is when you are the ones making fun of US, when we have all our proof that Stands with us. WE ARE ON THE CANON SIDE, if we can say it this way.

Literally at this point, STOP being so toxic, and let Elriels IN PEACE. Acknowledge that Az and El have feelings for each other and that EVERYTHING points to them as endgame, and even SJM herself said that “it’s obvious”. None of us would’ve have any problem if y’all only acknowledged that Elriel is for the next book, and then go on with your day and make X head canon ships. It’s not harming to ship Az with someone else for fun, but when it comes to the ACTUAL BOOK & CANON, the answer it’s only Elriel. Just stop lying to yourselves. And stop playing the victim when Elriels have been like in prison for many years, being pushed aside and all. WE ARE THE VICTIMS OF THIS WHOLE FANDOM. The fact that I’m scared to even write a comment positive about Elriel or my girl Elain because I just know someone’s gonna say something “ironic” or bash me for whatever reason, says A LOT. And it’s the case for soooo many Elriels.

One last thing, I know we are reading fantasy books, but at least don’t make a fantasy of a couple the main talk of this fandom, lol. The couple should actually have “history”, build up & hints/ foreshadowing. CANON SCENES. And only Elriel has them. BYE. 🩷🌸💙🦇

#acotar #elriel #pro elriel #elriel endgame #elriel supremacy #elain archeron #pro elain archeron #azriel #azriel shadowsinger #pro azriel

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koorinokujira · 3 months

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Yakuza Kiwami is an AMAZING game and I'll shove my love for it in everyone's faces now

So, I kinda realized I didn't make this post yet, and I literally finished Kiwami 2 yesterday, so... whoops? But no matter, better late than never, as they say! Spoilers below, like always, so keep reading at your own risk!

So, Yakuza Kiwami. I've actually seen a full playthrough of it a few years back, so I roughly knew what was waiting for me, but my memory is not my greatest strength, so I luckily forgot most of it. And honestly, even knowing some stuff didn't take away my enjoyment at all!

Now, I gotta say, playing this right after 0 was insane. It made my immersion so much better, and really made me feel things more strongly. I was violently dragged out of the relative peace I got after the whole fiasco with the Empty Lot, the familiar streets with shops and minigames I knew and loved into a new, unfamiliar version of Kamurocho along with Kiryu. It was rough- a lot of things stayed the same or at least similar, but there were enough differences for it to feel like a mockery of all the things Kiryu held dear. He was lost in a place he used to know intimately, and that really got to me, because I had just finished the previous journey with him and Majima.

And slowly unraveling what happened to Nishiki and seeing him fall so far from the bro we used to know genuinely hurt. Especially knowing that he wasn't a bad person before and that he was a sensitive soul that got completely crushed by the circumstances in his life.

As for the story and characters in general, I loved it, it got me in the feels and I was hooked the whole time! While I still think 0 is the best from what I played so far, this story was also amazing. Majima going all out in all the fights and with costumes and disguises, Date-san being an incredibly pathetic man and father who pulled through in the end and sorta sharing that with the Florist, Haruka being a little badass, Reina's tragic, misguided love... there was so much that I adored about this game, and the characters in the main story never really fell flat for me. It also made me love Kashiwagi even more, I just love it when he's there. And the ending was pretty heartwrenching too, though I wish it focused more on Nishiki's death than Yumi's, as I felt their brotherly bond ran way deeper than Kiryu's relationship with Yumi. But that's just my opinion, I still cried and thought it was pretty solid!

Then there are the sidequests. Hoo boy. I have to admit, I didn't really like those that much. They just lacked the spark that the ones from 0 had, and seemed somewhat repetitive in their themes. And there was of course also those very questionable ones. Of course, there were some pretty good ones too! And I had a blast in the whole Pocket Circuit saga, I love Fighter with all my heart.

Speaking of Pocket Circuit, the minigames were still really enjoyable, but I really missed Disco, to be honest. I wish you could groove in a club somewhere at least. The Karaoke gave me whiplash because it was so different (post Yakuza 0 immersion strikes again), and I hated the new version of Heartbreak Mermaid. But I have to admit, I absolutely loved Iji Sakura 2000 and definitely sang it way too many times.

Gameplay was pretty good too! I didn't really like some changes to the fighting system, but overall, it was still really enjoyable to punch everyone in close vicinity. I learned to use Dragon Style a lot more, in 0 I barely used it even though I had it. Tiger drop is spectacular, I will never sugarcoat anything ever again. The upgrade system took some getting used to, but it ended up being my favorite as it was more clear-cut and it was mostly stuff I'd actually use. The Majima Everywhere thingy was pretty fun most of the time! It could get a bit tedious to find specific Majimas, but I got through it like a champ.

So overall, amazing game as the title says, and I will also make another post with some funny screenshots for this game soon! Thank you for reading, and like always...

Have a great day!

#ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza kiwami #yakuza like a dragon

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what-even-is-sleep · 4 months

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REACTIONS to the latest PJO TV episode (5. A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers)!!

First half is positive/hype reactions, second half is negative/critiques.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨spoilers!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

POSITIVE/HYPE:

I liked that they showed the irl reactions of media/first responders to the arch.

Love love loved the aunties/Fates. Perfect characterization

THE PERCABETH HUG. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

hype continued under readmore

OHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy jumping over the railing felt like hardcore parallels to how I imagined the dock scenes in HOO

THE FKCN PERCABETH HUG. IT WENT ON SO LONG. LOVED IT

Loved the physical comedy of the trio being behind that concrete highway block lmao.

ARES WITH THE DRAMATIC-ASS LEATHER CAPE I FKCN LOVE IT

The physical comedy with the trio popping up behind the concrete highway divider!!!!

Ares starting flame wars/fights on twitter lmfaoooo. Such a good addition to his character

Gabe was so pathetic. I don’t love the comedic turn of his characterization, but the pathetic wormy-ness was good to see

YES GROVER MY BOY!! PLAYING ARES LIKE A MF FIDDLE

The amusement park was interesting! Not how I imagined it, but v cool effects.

THE TRAP WAS SO COOL!!

LOVED ANNABETH GEEKING OUT ABT THE TRAP

Ok falling more in love with the amusement park designs

Percy’s reaction to Ares/Aphrodite affair lmfao yes boy drag those fools

The way the “What is Love” section ended was great lol. Very Harry Potter rollercoastery vibes

JUST. ALL THE PERCABETH MOMENTS. PERCY KNEELING BEFORE THE CHAIR. AHHHHHHHH!!!!

The fact that Ares just blatantly says that he hates kids and his own kids OUGH! Makes Clarisse’s storyline hit so much harder.

YES GROVER GET HIM. MANIPULATE THAT $&*%£+

SEAWEEDBRAIN

SEAWEED BRAJN

GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IM GOING INSANE 🫨🤯🤩🥳🥹

Their whole convo fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OIYAGHHHHHHHHHHHH ANNABETH KNOWING THAT PERCY NEEDS HIS MOM AND LOVES HER SM AND- AND- AND- 😭😭❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND HIM BEING LIKE ALSO UHH CAN U GET ME OUT OF THIS SOME DAY TOO LMAO

I can’t even analyze all the stuff in this convo, in this scene, in that exchange yet bc I’m IMPLODING!!!!!! 🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️

LEAH AND WALKER’s ACTING WAS SO GOOD DURING THIS SCENE OMFG

AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stunning, magnificent, no notes

“Percy stand up I mean it!” “I’m ok, I’m ok, I’m-”

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

AOUGH. I cannot keep reacting in all caps this is unsustainable. But like. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Annabeth immediately going to reverse the chair mechanisms <333333333

The way the ladder goes up is so cool fr :0

HEPHAESTUS!!! One of my fav gods ngl <3. Bro is more dramatic than I thought with the whole “baby don’t hurt me, no more” 💀 😅

ANNABETH DEFENDING PERCY WITH HER WHOLE HEART. AND HER GROWTH AHHHHHHHHHH

Maybe it’s just bc I’m a music nerd but OUGH I just adore how music is mechanical and a key for Hephaestus n everything. Idk just, very cool.

OUGH the way Percy comes out of the chair. So dramatic <3

Annabeth holding the shield and the way she drops it in front of Ares is badass asf and I fucking love it.

OUP THE BACKPACK!!!

YES GROVER U DROPPED UR CROWN KING 👑

Lin Manuel Miranda jumpscare at the end there again lmao. Looking forward to the next episode 👀

The negatives/media-critical:

🚨🚨🚨🚨warning: I’m v critical. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

“Short version, we need to go to Santa Monica.” Okok im pretty sure that’s almost exactly what he says in the books, but it felt poorly set up in the show. Part of the pacing issues perhaps, but grahh it pulled me out of the story.

Where’s Percy’s backpack? Doesn’t he have one before Ares gives him one? Honest question bc I don’t remember for sure lol. Not assuming it’d stay with him thru the arch-falling shenanigans but like,,, what abt everyone else’s stuff? They aren’t walking around with NO water n stuff, right?????

Where is Annabeth’s necklace half the time? They keep forgetting it T-T. Sometimes it seems plausible that it’s under her shirt, but most of the time it’s very clearly not. + when they showed her dads ring on it last ep, that thing was Chunky-the outline of the ring would be showing under any shirt collar!!

The conversation behind the concrete highway thing felt kinda stilted. 1) when annabeth mentioned only one of the Fate’s names and 2) partially bc there was no background music the whole time…. Whenever the background instrumentals come in the quality of the show jumps so much!!!

Some of the Ares expressions/first convo/delivery felt hellla cheesy at points. In general when the gods characters say stuff like “young one” at the end of their sentences it feels kinda like a throwaway. Like the actors are embarrassed abt the line or smth… idk. Just doesn’t feel in-character enough the way those lines are delivered.

Ares says he’ll help them, then says they’re going to fail, then says he’d kill them so he can eat in peace when he offered them food in the first place…. makes them help him, then helps them anyways… idk the motivation portrayal in the show felt way more wishy washy and weak than in the books

The trap was really cool but it didnt read well until Annabeth went thru.

Different food on the table with Ares when they cut back to him and Grover at night. Super understandable that they could go thru multiple meals, but there’s no visuals of either character eating or calling the waitress over to get more food or like ANY storytelling cue to have the changing food make sense/have a reason to change. It just becomes another thing that kinda takes me out of the story.

Why is the Tunnel of Love where the shield “must” be?? There’s no indication that Percy and Annabeth have a demigod intuition towards the place, or that they’ve looked elsewhere. It’s stated like a fact that the audience is just supposed to accept and go along with. Where’s the reasoning???

Didn’t love the sound design when “What is Love” came in. Is it supposed to be playing in a tunnel loudly or not? The song kept getting louder and softer at diff points in a way that really took me out of the ‘realism’ of the moment.

What in the H2O water powers hard-to-read special effects was that 😭😂

The scene cuts between the Percy/Annabeth to Grover/Ares feels so choppy… :(

THE SWITCH TO THE FISHBOWL/OVERHEAD CAMERA POV… laughing so hard mfg. just Why.

Hwhat is the reasoning behind automatically assuming that the chair and shield are connected. 😭😭😭. Ik the books have way more context and internal dialogue. Pls show, just have them try and reach the shield or pull it down or say SOME sort of reasoning for why they’re connected instead of just spouting another fact that we’re supposed to go along with.

Ok I love Hephaestus’s character in the books and in mythology. For some reason this actor didn’t conjure him for me. My Hephaestus is hunched, buff, more noticeably physically disabled, more dramatic and eccentric and kind and gruff. Idk this actor just fell flat for me.

Just small things with the scene cuts. Like how the camera stays on someone’s face for a second or two too long… all the fckn time. Small, consistently annoying thing for me. ¯\_(:/)_/¯

“Thank you for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers.” … what? Isn’t the whole point that Grover was buttering him up? What is the point of the emotional abuse comment to Ares’s face if Grover was playing him up the whole time. It feels like something that was written for kitschy woke-ism points instead of a genuine callout/dialogue that fits more smoothly with what’s happening before, during and after that moment. Cause then Grover asks for paper towels immediately after… 😅 bruh what.

#mypost #pjo tv spoilers #pjotv #Percy Jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjotv reviews #pjotv reactions

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myimaginarywonderland · 8 months

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Do you guys remember when the hate with Lance got so bad that he had to turn off his comments?

And then it was all like "Oh, this is unacceptable, people shouldn't do this?"

Yeah, we are right at the same fucking point with all comments regarding him being how he should lose his yet, how he is so dismissive of the sport, how he clearly doesn't care, how he should just switch to another sport, how pathetic and embarrassing it is that he is so far behind Nando, ...

That is the nice version. I am not including slurs, threatening violence or just normal hate.

F1 fans literally learn nothing.

You bullied Romain until he nearly died, you made Nicky a target until all of the grid had to speak up, you made Timo Glock get extra security because he was afraid for his safety.

This has nothing to do with a rise in social media (although that doesn't help.)

The fans are fucking vile and learn 0. They go in the same cycles looking for someone to blame, a punching bag because apparently it's so hard to just let drivers do their job and accept the fact that teams and drivers have different skill and development.

This will sound like a double standard because I have made plenty negative posts about drivers like Max, Lando etc. But the difference is that I am not going into a fandom space to spread that hate. I explicitly tag my opinions so that only people who share that same view will see it. I also don't wish harm or threaten violence to anyone. I have seen how F1 can take a life easily and I would never make a comment that someone should die because that is a human fucking being. When I say something negative, even when I say I hate a driver I would never wish that person to lose their seat or even to lose their life. That is fucked up. Drivers give so much to get to F1 and you what, just decide to ignore all their sacrifices and career to make one hate comment? Fuck you. The difference between me saying that I hate someone using a slur and a dude bro in his 50th calling for Lance to just have an accident is fucking glaring.

The fans continue to pick on rookies, to pick someone that they can joke about until what?

A driver starves himself like JEV because the pressure is so much?

A driver develops an eating disorder like Valtteri?

What do you expect to happen when you use someone as a human punching bag?

Does it take a driver to kill himself to finally get some of you to wake up and realise that these are all human beings? That while certain drivers might have build up a thick skin overtime, you literally went after a teen until he reached his breaking point? That while maybe drivers have learned to turn it out that won't make it better? Because what is some little kid who really looks up to Lance or anyone else reads it and then asks themselves what is wrong with said driver and maybe even themselves because they relate so much to that driver? What if you cause a kid self doubt already just because it gives you satisfaction to ask for someone to be hurt?

What is it that bullying, critizing someone so badly gives you? Validation that you aren't alone in your dislike? A sense of community by abusing a human being? A feel of what happiness that you could ask for someone to lose their lives work because you don't like them?

There is a difference between abuse and opinion and it's clear that F1 fans don't see that.

The human punshing bag, the "new Latifi" as you like to call drivers will literally have his entire self worth questioned because of some race results?

Is that what gives some of you satisfaction?

Tearing people down until what, they have no other choice but to leave for their own health and safety?

#f1 #i am fucking pissed #the amount of hate Logan and Lance are getting is insane

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heartofaspen · 2 years

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maybe some fireworks duo in the arctic? :0

thx for the prompt!! this is not finished just cos i set a 40 min timer and stopped when it went off 👍 enjoy!

It’s early morning when Technoblade knocks on Tubbo’s door. Thankfully, Tubbo’s been awake for hours. Ranboo’s popcorned ceiling is practically burned into the backs of his eyelids at this point.

“Techno,” he says, surprised, when he answers to Techno’s hefty thump of a knock on his front door. His voice lilts upwards. “What brings you here?”

The shuffle of his hoofs and flick of his tail betray Techno’s awkwardness, and he jokes uncertainly, “What, can’t a guy check on his neighbor?”

“Sure,” Tubbo says lightly, and he steps out of the doorway. “You can come in, if you like.”

“Er,” Techno continues to shift on his feet. “I was thinkin’ you could come outside, actually. I had, like, a neighborly bondin’ activity planned.” His voice huffs out into inaudibility on the last word, lost in amusement.

Tubbo glances back into Ranboo’s crimson and jade carpeted living room, his eyes flicking upstairs, to where Michael is fast asleep, curled into the softest blankets Tubbo could find in the closet.

“Sure,” Tubbo decides, and grabs his puffy parka and worn, heavily darned mittens from the crooked hook by the door as he steps out into the glistening, blue-hazed snow. “Did you have something in mind?”

As Tubbo’s boots crunch out onto the ice, Techno seems to relax.

“Right, yeah,” he says, and as he steps away from the porch, Tubbo follows in his stride. “So, like- y’know the new update the Mojang guys put out?”

“What?”

Techno shakes his head and mutters something to himself that Tubbo can’t quite catch, then starts again, “Basically, Tubbo, I heard about these, like, new creatures. Magical creatures. And, like, hear me out, if we could get some, a couple dozen, we’d be like, the coolest guys on the block, Tubbo. Phil would be like, man, those other two guys who live here are the coolest out of the three of us.”

A grin pushes up the corner of Tubbo’s cheek. “Yeah? What kinda creature? Are they super dangerous or something?”

“No, actually, they’re like, literally harmless. They just could not land a crit if they even tried. It would be so pathetic.”

“So what d’you want ‘em for, then?”

“Look, Tubbo,” Techno says, and stops walking. Tubbo follows suit. “I’m trustin’ you with this cause you’re like, a B-tier neighbor at worst, and also you don’t tank my property value by rippin’ up my lawn. So these creatures, right?”

“...Uh-huh?”

“They’re called Allays, Tubbo, and they give you stuff.”

“What, just like- OP items and shit?”

“Sorta. Uhh, you sorta have to give ‘em items first so they know what to look for, but like– whatever. Anyway, pillagers trap ‘em for their own needs, so we’re gonna save ‘em from those guys and do the exact same thing. I’ve mapped an outpost and everything, we just gotta trident there.”

“Really? Wow, you really came prepared,” Tubbo laughs. “Dude, this sounds fucking awesome, I’m not even gonna lie. Like, there’s so many ways we can exploit this mechanic.”

Techno laughs, high and breathy. “Bro, this is why I need you on this mission, Tubbo. This is the mindset we need. Why the heck didn’t your husband die sooner? I’m reapin’ so many benefits from this right now.”

Tubbo laughs and ignores the way his chest tightens. “Hey, man, I’m happy to help. Shall we go, then?”

“Yes, yes we shall. Time to kidnap some small and helpless creatures, woo!”

“Exploitation!” Tubbo cheers, and prepares his trident as he and Techno step into one of the convenient water pools in the Arctic.

Techno takes off first, and Tubbo easily follows. As his trident twirls him up and into the sky, a spray of water follows, arcing through the air and crystallizing immediately, falling to the ground in points of iridescent ice. Tubbo closes his eyes briefly against the sharp, biting rigor of the cold wind against his pinking cheeks and nose. He and Techno follow the tridenting pools as far as they are able, and when their feet meet the frozen earth again, they jog the rest of the way and stop at a clearing where the snow has melted into meadow.

Daisies sway lazily in the breeze, and it’s warmer here, too. Tubbo tugs off his mittens and stuff them in his pockets.

In the center of the meadow, a dark tower looms, obfuscating the sun with its stone arches and dusky chestnut logs. Tents cobbled together with sticks, billowing off-white sheets, and strips of leather line the fortress. Gray-skinned pillagers teem among the structures with furrowed eyebrows and searching eyes.

Thankfully, Tubbo and Technoblade are well hidden in the thicket of the taiga where they linger.

“See ‘em?” Techno whispers loudly, gesturing broadly at the tower.

“The pillagers?” “No, the other guys. Look.”

Sure enough, when Tubbo squints and peers closer, he can see that at the base of the tower, there are fenced bird cages hanging from stakes. He can’t quite make out the creatures inside, but glimmers of blue flash in the sunlight, and if he strains, he can just make out the soft, dainty ringing of bells floating on the breeze beneath the angry murmurs of their competitors.

“Woah,” Tubbo breathes. “So how do we tame them?”

“Uh,” Techno shifts awkwardly. “To be completely honest with you, I didn’t think we’d get this far.”

Tubbo’s head swivels. “You mean to tell me you don’t actually know how we’re meant to get them?”

“Look, man, I didn’t even know if you’d accept my invite. It was kind of like, a thing I decided to do on a whim.”

#technoblade #tubbo #dsmp #asks #b1rdzwriting #i may actually finish this bcs it was super fun to write

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sheasshovel · 3 months

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gotta ask, tbh can't believe someone hasn't done this, BUT-

lifers as genshin characters, who's who

omg WAITTTT this is so hard cuz so few genshin characters have actual writing and like each life series has wildly different vibes for each character BUT ILL DO MY BEST (fanon save me) ((and im doing majority sl since I remember it the most)) ((((ill do it based on vibes i think))))

Etho -> weirdly… im thinking Cyno. “Did you jump?” And him trying to mimic the aha jokes and being “pathetic and quirky” in sl matches cynos nerdy energy OH WAIR I SHOULDVE SAID KAZUHA CUZ OF CANADA UM

Cleo-> beidou.. “I WILL FRONT STAB MY FRIENDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.” Pirate slay lady and has a big cool ship in s6 hc

Grian -> erm like. traveller💀 IM SORRY HES AETHER TO ME AND GRIAN ISNT EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER but yeah he FR just goes with everything happening around him

Lizzie -> pink haired lady with underwater empire u say…….. kokomi (I haven’t watched empires) but like kokomi if she was written well and emphasizing the war general girl failure parts of her

Scar -> itto cuz I love him next question. also ITTO is an immortal and scar never died in sl imagine the angst potential “the last one standing”

Martyn -> he’s so self aware so this is super hard but like. Maybe uh um HEIZOU cuz he’s always like thinking ahead but sometimes silly but he’s also like smart and a detective too! or maybe HEIZOU is Grian u choose

Jimmy -> BENNETS luck and Mika’s everything else I JUST THINK ITS SO FUNNY

Skizz -> whos a funny father figure in genshin. Ill get back to u on tha oh my god he’s dionas npc father HELP IDK I CANT ANIME GAME HIM HES TOO STRONG

Tango -> THOMA IS HE THOMA? blond nice team player kind of dense AND THOMAS PET DOG IS LIKE TORCHY TO ME or is he childe cuz of the rage. I dont know!

BigB -> AYATO he’s secretive but also :3 and ayato would probably gaslight people for fun. and ayato is related to ayaka the most :3 girl ever. they are insane and wildly charismatic and also silly. Like imagine of ayato presented himself as more wholesome on the outside. Or if bigb became royalty do u see the vision

Scott -> Self sacrificial… trustworthy…. “I still might kill myself but now its less likely”…. team player… blue hair? idk I think it has to be like IDK IM DRAWING A BLANK IM GETTING KAEYA FROM HIM IF KAEYA WAS MORE LOYAL? IDK

Impulse -> Erm uh uh uh uh let’s say uh let’s say uh uh uh uh uh bro who’s a smart dad in the genshin lineup someone help me NUEVILETTE??? WTF IS HE NUEVI WHAT NO NUEVI ISNT SILLY idk what to do here

Gem -> Navia SHES A BUBBLY GIRLBOSS with so many emotions and omg when gem killed Scott and was like shocked. I thought of how navia would react to silver and Meluse dissolving in front of her eyes and having to ignore it. In both of their cases, having to ignore it to focus on the task (haha) at hand. Also both should join the mafia anyways

Pearl -> ERM Hu Tao. insane. SUPER STRONG and heavily misunderstood “sorry i think I gotta little bit crazy” from dl is so perfect but honestly I CANT see hu tao as the self sacrificial type, or forgiving type like in sl so idk

Bdubs -> tiny. Easy to enrage. segond in command….let’s make him UGH HOW DO I MAKE BDUBS A ONE NOTE GENSHIN CHARACTER WITHOUT TAKING ANOTHER MONTH okay errmmmmmmm let’s put him as xiao but if xiao was less traumatized and sillier

Joel tiny heinz-> Childe… blood lust and trauma but he also kind of gives ALHAITHAM cuz of his sarcasm

Mumbolio -> thoma he’s so sweettttt but also kind of cray cray like is thoma not insane for protecting the TRAVELLER in front of RAIDEN hello?¿ 0 self preservation skills

RENDIGGITY DAWG -> theatre kid furry. he’s Lyney next question

if I missed any lifers pls lmk I am stupid and this is driving me crazy

#secret life #life series #i just need this done #it’s been in the drafts for a long one boys #FEEL FREE TO TELL ME THAT IM WRONG I NEED TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE #this is my grians’ mending book #I’ve lost sleep over this one #genshin impact #hermitcraft #help

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sxeraphfic · 20 hours

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Sub bottom Donnie Darko HCs ? :0

TW/NSFW - SUB DONNIE DARKO HCS

thank you for the ask!

I've decided to put this into different sections: general submissive hcs first, sub bottom hcs and the other section will be sub top! Read whatever one you prefer ♥️

GENERAL SUBMISSIVE HCS

Donnie isn't a bratty submissive, I can imagine him being VERY well behaved when it comes to you.

Occasionally he’ll make some offhanded snarky comment, but you know he's only doing it for a reaction. He shuts his mouth as quickly as he opens it.

Donnie is extremely praise motivated, he thrives off of being told when he's doing things well, when he's being a good boy, how he good he feels etc

Likes to be cuddled/pet/pampered

As for degradation it depends on the day, sometimes he kind of gets off on the fact that he's inherently a little weird and outcast-y

But if you start practically verbally abusing him it may secretly scare him a little, he likes to be humiliated, not verbally assaulted.

Speaking of that, yes he has a humiliation kink, call him needy or pathetic and it'll drive him insane.

Also messing around with him in public despite his outward annoyance will turn him the fuck on and probably give him a hard on, hence the humiliation kink.

He enjoys it when you put your fingers in his mouth

I can't lie bro has some beautiful doe eyes you bet he's gonna be giving you that. Look. he has (ifykyk)

Probs has a secret mommy kink that you’ll have to fight to get out of him

As for physical harm he isn't a hardcore masochist or even close, but he can enjoy a light slap, pinching, biting..maybe even some light crotch stepping.

but if you start beating the shit out of him he's not going to find it sexy at all, keep the violence tolerable!

I said this before in the general but he has some weird kinks

Although i don't think body worship is weird at all he takes it to a different level

if you leave any of your clothing near him and you so happen to forget it he may smell it and jack off with it later

doesnt mind a little choking

Hey, I said what I said. You gotta remember he's a bit of a freak.

Absolutely a headgiver, he loves feeling you control his pace

SUB BOTTOM DONNIE HCS

I think initially Donnie would take some time before admitting that he wants to bottom, assuming you're in a relationship w him around that time period it's important to note acceptance of that kind of thing was very limited

However since he trusts you he’ll eventually confide in you.

Donnie wouldn't want you to be extra rough with him, well maybe sometimes he wouldn't mind if he was really in the mood. But he prefers normal paced fucking.

If you happen to be more fem presenting i think he would get off on the contrast of someone feminine railing him. Not necessary ofc but just a note

That being said, if you are more masculine presenting he's gonna find that sexy too. Hes soooo bisexual i know his repressed ass will be screaming if he's getting touched by another masculine person

Stroke his dick while you fuck him he wants it sooo bad

I think he’d be most comfortable w/ doggy style and spooning

SUB TOP DONNIE HCS

Def into cockwarming, in the sense that he's not allowed to move but is forced to feel the pressure of his dick inside of you for however long you decide to keep him like that.

Controlled orgasm. Need I say less? He likes you to tell him when he's allowed to cum when fucking you

Edging is apart of that too, he likes when hes just about to cum and then you tell him to stop fucking you

NEEDS PERMISSION for everything

Thigh fucking as a treat since he looooves your thighs

he likes it if you praise or degrade him as he fucks you

let him go a lil crazy with you every once and awhile as a treat

Thank you for reading!

#jake gyllenhaal #drabble #fanfic #fandom #fanfic ideas #fanfiction writer #x reader #donnie darko #valenfics #donnie darko x reader #my hcs #headcanon #headcanons #imagines #oneshot #smut

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anuyoet · 9 months

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Sillydillo is GARBAGE!!!! Here is why :

SILLYDILLO IS THE WORST KIRBY CHARACTER EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE I HATE HIM SO MUCH THAT EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT HIM I START WANTING TO DO 3 BACK FLIPS AND DIE in this postt i will be listing every reason to why i think sillydillo is bad and why you should hate him as well.

DISCLAIMER!!!! : i do not accept any opinion that isn't my own because my mind is always correct and everybody else is wrong.

With that said, lets begin our not so great journey.

1. His name :

bro literally has "silly" in his name, i don't think i need to clarify how horrible this name is, like seriously who tf would name their kid sillydillo like wdym fr bro wth 😭😭😭😭😭

2. Design :

he looks so goofy, it makes me want to bonk him in the head with a hammer and throw him off a cliff, its like every time he does something i can already hear the cartoon sound effects playing, this is the level of sillyness that his design emits.

3. He has 0 bitches :

this guy literally makes puppets of woman and dances with them in his boss fight, i personally think this is a very obvious hint of his lack of interaction with female individuals. I don't think sillydillo has ever remained in the presence of a woman for more than 5 seconds in his entire life.

also, just look at his face.

do you seriously think this is the face of a man that has a bitch count any higher than 0? think about that for a moment.

IN CONCLUSION.

Sillydillo is an absolute menace, an idiotic pathetic motherless fatherless wifeless loser, the worst thing humanity has ever created and everything bad that existence can offer. The only positive thing that i can think about him is that his name has many Ls oh it, just like the character itself.

/j (please don't kill me)

#kirby #kirby and the forgotten land #sillydillo #text post #sillydillo killed my grandma

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laceratedlamiaceae · 1 year

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You know what, fuck it. I'm going to rank every character in ofmd based on how hot they are, in terms of both appearance and personality. I'd like to offer a preemptive apology to Ed and Stede likers because this is not kind to them.

#1: Izzy - 9.95/10

Obviously he's my number one. He isn't quite perfect; I had to give him a 9.9 on looks for his flat ass. He does get a 10/10 for personality though, because he's literally exactly like me and I'm a narcissist.

#2: Calico Jack - 9.5/10

He's a 10/10 for looks and a 9/10 for personality. I love the mustache so much and while the whole frat bro vibe might get kind of annoying eventually, at least he's fun.

#3: Ivan - 9/10

9/10 for both looks and personality. I love men who are quiet and just kind of stand there without really doing anything, and what little things he does say or do are great.

#4: Frenchie - 8.5/10

Frenchie's an easy 9/10 for personality; he's just a chill guy. He's an 8/10 for looks; his beard isn't on the level of Jack's mustache but he still looks good.

#5: Fang - 8.5/10

I love the beard, the headband, the open vest; everything about him is so hot, 10/10. He's a bit too expressive for me; I prefer men who are totally repressed, so he gets a 7/10 for personality.

#6: Mr. Buttons - 8/10

He gets an 8/10 for looks; I love the beard and the long hair paired with the bald spot. It's hard to give him a score for personality but I'll give him an 8/10 because he can talk to birds.

#7: Wee John - 8/10

I love the beard and tattoos; he's an 8/10 for looks. He doesn't really do much which earns him an 8/10 for personality too.

#8: Black Pete - 8/10

He kind of looks like my dad but if I set that aside he gets an 8/10 for looks; I just want to slap his bald head. I kind of love how pathetic it is that he's constantly telling obviously fake stories that nobody believes so he's also an 8/10 for personality.

#9: Roach - 7.5/10

He's good at baking and completely unhinged so he's a 9/10 for personality. He would get a higher score for appearance but he's only a 6/10 because smoking isn't sexy.

#10: Jim - 7/10

They're an easy 10/10 for personality. I love the way they look with the fake beard, but if I'm judging them without it I'll give them a 4/10.

#11: Lucius - 6.5/10

I'm sorry, the sideburns just do not do it for me, so he's only a 6/10 for appearance. He's mostly cool but also kind of annoying so I'll give him an 7/10 for personality.

#12: Oluwande - 6/10

He would look nice if it weren't for the crocs and whatever that shirt is, which drag him down to a 6/10. He's also just too nice for my tastes, so he's a 6/10 for personality too.

#13: Doug - 5.5/10

He looks alright I guess but he's a little too boring for me, 6/10. He's also way too nice and supportive; good for Mary but I could never. 5/10 for personality.

#14: Chauncey Badminton - 5.5/10

I know he and Nigel are twins but the bald look puts Chauncey a little bit ahead at a 8/10. For personality he gets a 3/10, because "guy who's driven homicidally insane after the guy he bullied as a kid kills his brother" is kind of hot in a fucked up way.

#15: Spanish Jackie - 5/10

I'm gay, so she gets a 0/10 on looks even though she does slay in that red velvet. If I was into women she would definitely be a 10/10 though. And of course she's a 10/10 for personality.

#16: Mary - 5/10

Still gay, so again a 0/10 on looks, but we stan a woman who tries to kill her husband so that's a 10/10 for personality.

#17: Evelyn - 5/10

Once again not into women, so 0/10 for looks. And do I even need to say it? Of course she's a 10/10 for personality.

#18: The Swede - 2.5/10

He's a 5/10 for appearance; he doesn't look bad, but he doesn't really do it for me either. I completely forgot about him until I saw him in the background of a gif so I think that's an automatic 0/10 for personality. Sorry :(

#19: Nigel Badminton - -1.5/10

He's awful but he is kind of hot. -10/10 for personality, 7/10 for looks.

#20: Stede - -1.5/10

He's a solid 7/10 for looks but a -10/10 for personality. Don't get me wrong, I love him, but I also despise him and he's literally the worst (besides Ed).

#21: Ed - -499999996.5/10

Yeah sorry, he's last. He's a 10/10 on looks (with the beard; he's a 4/10 without it), but he's a -1000000000/10 for personality. It feels like the writers were deliberately trying to create the most annoying character possible to me personally. I was too distracted by how hot he was to really notice at first but now every time I rewatch the show I start to hate him even more.

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