jaebiee
jae
writer and musician • lord of the rings, the hobbit, lost + more • ADHD, autistic • jewish ✡️
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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god i wish i could hit an elf with my car it would be so awesome
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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just had a bad accident
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jonghyun in cocktail:
*moans*
“i feel you wanna take it slowly”
“what my hands have grasped isn’t a glass”
“i wanna take you slowly”
“i try to fill to the brim of my glass, no matter how much i fill myself”
*has male dancers for this song*
song name literally has COCK in it
netizens: ah, it seems that this is a very heterosexual song.
jonghyun: MOTHERFU-
#POOR MAN#jonghyun#shinee#k-pop#cocktail#fruitalicious#lgbtq#lyrics#HE TRIED SO HARD TO GET THE MESSAGE THROUGH 💀#lmao ‘hard’
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what in the perryman grand patrick spring crime scene is going on in this here establishment.
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People will see Elijah Wood and be like I’m going to cast him as a sad little guy who walks around a lot
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i love how much of lord of the rings is just legolas elfsplaining things to everyone around him
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DUDE-
not me losing it over the relationship development between michael and jin- the way they begin understanding each other’s languages without even realising it 😭 AND JIN’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
NO S2->S6 SPOILERS PLEASE IVE ONLY JUST FINISHED S1
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sawyer and that one boar.
#fyp#lost#whywasthatscenesoiconic#sawyerisjustlikemefr#scaredofpigsimean#sawyer#james ford#sawyer ford#slay#tv#series
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ik it’s not TECHNICALLY pride month anymore but shut up idc 😘
so, without further ado, here’s pt 3 of characters i headcannon as lgbtq+
i headcanon charlie pace as genderqueer (he just doesn’t know it yet 🥰🤞)
#headcanon#charlie pace#lost#lgbt#slay#whatagirlboss#charlieisourqueen#dominic monaghan#tv show#icon#yass
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in honour of pride month i bring you… characters i headcanon as LGBT+
PT 2 💪
to be fair, i believe it is canon but still…
DIRK GENTLY IS GAYYYYY
(ALSO HES DEFINITELY A FELLOW AUTISTIC)
#lgbt#pridemonth#dirkgently#fruity#gay#mom#headcanon#canon#netflix#slay#yass#nd#neurodivergent#autism#autistic
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*First meal after arriving in Rivendell*
Gimli: Legolas, could you pass the salt?
Legolas: Gimli, could you pass away?
*Aragorn to Elrond*: Don’t worry, this is normal.
#lotr#tolkien#incorrect quotes#help#i can see this happening#gimli#legolas#leggy#aragorn#elrond#thefellowship#shitpost
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in honour of pride month i bring you… characters i headcanon as LGBT+
PT 1 😼
IMO, Frodo gives overpowering asexual + demiromantic vibes.
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