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this is it. the best meme. all other memes can pack their bags and go

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KENOBI TRAILER HAS DROPPED!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

#kenobi #kenobi spoilers #kenobi trailer

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Inktober Star Wars species - list by @ryuuri

Day 16: Togruta

Nadii Avaar lived on Shili before the age of the Old Republic. A renowned hunter among her people, she was also an inventor. In those days, Togruta lived in active fear of the akul, a massive carnivore that stalked travelling bands and hunting parties. While they were hunted ceremoniously, akul attacks left numerous Togruta dead, as the hunters lacked an efficient weapon to use against them. In response, Nadii developed a new type of spear. Larger and heavier than the common ones, this spear was reinforced along the bottom with spear point angled upwards, to stop akul from running up the length of the spear to maul the user. With this weapon, Togruta had an efficient way to keep akul at bay and kill oneif necessary. It is now known interchangeably as an Akul spear or an Avaar spear.

#star wars #sw #star wars fanart #togruta #togruta oc #self reblog #sr #have another togruta oc #not like i already have too many of them

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You have been visited by torso man.

May your legs be blessed.

#ahh #you captured his clone wars form perfectly! #sw #star wars #tcw #the clone wars #darth maul #fanart #sw fanart #the glowing eyes are great

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https://menyhei.com/

Concept art by Saby Menyhei.

#so pretty #gosh i love her #these drawings are so good #sw #star wars #ahsoka tano #grogu #baby yoda #darth vader #darth maul #jabba the hutt #fanart #concept art #i mean the artist apparently works at ILM so basically concept art

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Rebels Modern Au-ish

Kanan Jarrus:

Hasn’t slept in 5 days

Dad jokes galore

Probably smuggles booze into PTA meetings

Has a signature shit-eating grin

Part time job as a bartender

Rooftop dates w/ Hera

Hera Syndulla:

Steals Kanan’s hoodies

Mom ™

Acts like she has her shit together but has pulled 3 all-nighters in a row

Activist

Could do shots at 9am and be well enough to drive the kids to soccer practice that afternoon

Aviation nerd

Chopper [idk why I made him a cat]

Will bite you

Screams at your door in the middle of the night

Hates everyone but Hera

Will hiss at anyone who tries to touch him

Would murder everyone if he could

Garazeb Orrelios

Bad influence uncle

Destroys everyone in Mario Kart

Sings in the shower probably

Once forgot Ezra in a Walmart parking lot

Will kick everyone’s ass including his own

Chugs Gatorade instead of water

Sabine Wren

Has an art tumblr

Watches horror movies w/ Zeb

Paints everyone’s nails (Sometimes while they’re asleep)

Possible arsonist

Has been done with everyone’s shit for years

Blasts mixtapes throughout the house

Ezra Bridger

A big fuckin nerd

Accidentally joined a pyramid scheme once

Misplaces everything, has house key stapled to the inside of his jacket

Kleptomaniac problem child

Doesn’t know what’s going on half the time but acts like he does

“Parkour Goblin”

#this is all factual correct information #thank you for understanding them #lol #sw #swr #star wars rebels #kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #sabine wren #garazeb orrelios #chopper #c1-10p #ezra bridger #fanart #sw fanart

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one thing i love about Ahsoka is that the only people she hangs out with besides anakin, obi and the clones are lesbians. like anytime she gets out of their sight she immediately finds a lesbian to hang out with

#lol #she knows how to keep good company #sw #star wars #ahsoka tano #tcw #the clone wars

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So I just read this excerpt of The High Republic: Rising Storm:

Hm. You know what this sounds like? These:

“The Jedi are trained to let go. They’re trained from birth […] they’re not supposed to form attachments. They can love people - in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can’t form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody. And the ultimate state of greed is the desire to cheat death.” - George Lucas, The Making of Revenge of The Sith, page 213, 2005

“[Anakin] was kind, and sweet, and lovely, and he was then trained as a Jedi. But the Jedi can’t be selfish. They can love but they can’t love people to the point of possession. You can’t really possess somebody, because people are free. It’s possession that causes a lot of trouble, and that causes people to kill people, and causes people to be bad. Ultimately it has to do with being unwilling to give things up.” - Lucas, An Oral History of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, 2019

“[Jedi Knights] do not grow attachments, because attachment is a path to the dark side. You can love people, but you can’t want to possess them. They’re not yours. Accept that they have a fate. Even those you love most are going to die. You can’t do anything about that. Protect them with your lightsaber, but if they die they were going to die, there’s nothing you can do. All you can do is accept that fact.” - Lucas, The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020

Or this:

Ooooor this:

Jedi don’t repress emotions.

I’d argue they feel them even more than the Sith.

#and this is why i get so frustrated when people talk about how the jedi are unfeeling #and teach others to ignore their feelings #like that's not it at all #it's so much deeper than that #sw #star wars #jedi #death #jedi code #jedi theology #sw meta #star wars meta

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Wait wait wait. Who is Tag and Bink???

BUCKLE IN WE’RE IN FOR A LONG, WILD RIDE

i’ve talked about Tag and Bink before in tidbits here: 1, 2, 3

so THIS is Tag Greenley and Bink Otauna, aka the most IMPORTANT characters in the Star Wars franchise. (they’re also canonically both latino written by a latino writer and drawn by a latino artist but that’s less important)

These two are the cause of nearly every problem in the entire Star Wars franchise while also being the solution to every plot hole they’ve ever had. They are the leading characters in a short run 2006 comic series called Tag & Bink Were Here. The story basically goes through the OT as we follow these two as Rebel soldiers running around undercover as stormtroopers and cause chaos through sheer dumbass duo shenanigans. Along the way they pretty much start accidental beef with everyone they come across. These two have been in Vader’s presence 4 times and lived, they’ve been pursued by both Boba and Jango Fett and survived. I won’t go into all of them but when I say they solve every plot hole in Star Wars, I mean they solve ALL of them. 

What stormtroopers would be oblivious enough to let Obi-Wan sneak past them on the Death Star? Tag and Bink!

Who shot C-3PO on Cloud City? these two, obviously.

Who stole the Imperial ship for the Rebellion? 

Why was Boba Fett, the most dangerous bounty hunter in the galaxy, taken out so easily by a blind guy waving a stick? (won’t spoil this one but it’s pretty funny)

Eventually their story leads to them ranking up as the Emperor’s Red Guards 

only to reveal at the very end that they were YOUNGLINGS, once upon a time.

They’ve known each other their whole lives and have pretty much been each other’s closest and only friends. Apparently they struggled at the Jedi Temple. like.. BADLY. It’s also implied that they were bullied by the other youngings/padawans and also that none of their teachers/masters really paid attention to them. They are also the explanation of the Rishi Maze File’s disappearance, which they accidentally deleted while trying to study at the Temple library. They were scared enough to try to run away from the Temple temporarily, which led to them getting chased down by Jango Fett. They finally lose Jango but run straight into a young Anakin Skywalker. Which leads to the greatest retcon of all time:

ANAKIN’S ROMANTIC DIALOGUE IS SO DUMB AND TERRIBLE BECAUSE TWO 10 YEAR-OLDS WROTE IT FOR HIM. 

the explanation on why they help him break the Jedi Code kills me every time. Also they wrote every cringe romance line EXCEPT for the worst one:

And how did Anakin repay these two children for helping him win the love of his life, you ask? By running off to Tattooine after having mommy nightmares and leaving them stranded on Naboo after he forgot about them when the Clone Wars started and replacing them with another sassy child. Understandably pissed, these two crawl their way back to the Jedi Temple to give him a piece of their mind, which takes them 3 whole years because intergalactic war had broken out. And the day they make it back to the steps of the Jedi Temple? Same day Palpatine executed Order 66. Of course, they run right into Anakin in full murder-mode, but become the ONLY people Anakin spared after turning to the Dark Side. Their reward for helping Anakin get laid was to not get killed. Tag and Bink are the founders and leaders of the Screwed-Over-By-Anakin-Club, worsened by the fact that Bink is Alderaanian and lost his family/planet to Vader.

So they may have unintentionally caused the Fall of the Jedi and Republic by going to the library to study, but they also caused the Fall of the Empire in the same stroke, as they are the very reasons that Luke and Leia even exist. 

We haven’t even gotten to the part where Tag and Bink exist as Force-sensitives as an unnoticed byproduct of Darth Plagueis (The Wise) messing with Force manipulation. Which is.. incredibly hysterical that the biggest scariest Sith Lord brought down the entire Sith Empire by sheer accident while messing with his evil magic science experiments. 

The best part? TAG AND BINK ARE CANON. They were in a scene in the Han Solo movie, which was unfortunately removed from the final cut. BUT they made it to the novelization and visual dictionary. There was plans for another 3-part comic to be made about them causing havoc in the Sequel Trilogy, which never saw the light of publication, but the author Kevin Rubio says that Tag and Bink solve THIS plothole:

and the author also encourages fans that these two stormtroopers who noped out on Anakin’s grandson’s temper tantrum are also Tag and Bink:

but anyways, in conclusion if you wanna see two himbos with major Side Character Syndrome while being massively underappreciated (Din wants what they have) running around causing problems just click the link to the full free comic series online: X

#i have never heard of them before #but now i very much want to learn more #every franchise needs Those Guys #and i know some may say that it's C3p0 and R2 #but this is on another level #sw #star wars #tag and bink #sw comics

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And he looked at the slain, recalling their names. Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart; and then his face went deathly white; and a cold fury rose in him, so that all speech failed him for a while. A fey mood took him.

‘Éowyn, Éowyn!’ he cried at last: ‘Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!’ . The Return of the King, J. R. R. Tolkien.

#gosh #that moment in the movie where he sees her and just screams as he runs to her #and looks around completely lost #and then just rocks her #always hits me so hard in the feels #lotr #lord of the rings #eomer #eowyn #return of the king

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#this made me laugh #lotr #lord of the rings #fanart #diagram

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Inktober Star Wars species - list by @ryuuri Day 15: Geonosian Striking out from his hive was a terrifying ordeal for Tekten, but his curiosity for the galaxy outside of Geonosis was greater than his fear. He hitchhiked on various cargo ships until one of his rides had an engine malfunction. Having worked as a mechanic drone, he was able to get it working properly again. The pilot was impressed, and put in a word to his manager about the insectoid. Soon enough, Tekten had a job for a small shipping company. He’s been very content ever since.

#sw #star wars #geonosian #geonosian oc #star wars fanart #fanart #sr #self reblog #idk i thought he was cute and wanted to share

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He heats up his gaderffii in the sun and it works quite well.

Why does he do that? He just likes how it looks...

#can you imagine #that would take so much time #but if it's what you love #go for it #sw #star wars #tusken raider #sand people #banthaa #fanart #sw fanart

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#the little high-five between wrecker and omega kills me every time #i love them #sw #star wars #the bad batch #tbb #sw tbb #the bad batch spoilers #wrecker #omega #echo #cid

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never bothered watching the movie but I feel this frame on a spiritual level

#lol #this is a great screenshot #i really wish we got more interactions like this among them #more banter more friendship #sw #star wars #sw sequels #tros #the rise of skywalker #finn #poe dameron #rey

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Weep for yourself, my man You’ll never be what is in your heart Weep, little lion man You’re not as brave as you were at the start

Song: Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons 

#ouch #he tried so hard #but there's so much pain in obi's life #poor man #sw #star wars #fanart #sw fanart #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #sw prequels

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I love the idea of him reusing his stormtrooper armor. The thigh armor especially. He can attach his lightsaber instead of a blaster <3

The yellow jacket is based on concept art of Finn.

#yesssss #he looks great! #i love the idea of him salvaging pieces of his armor #sw #star wars #sw sequels #finn #jedi!finn #fanart #sw fanart