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⚠️bsd chapter 109 spoilers⚠️

dazai: i want to kill myself

chuuya: let me help with that

#ch 109 killed me ( just like it did to dazai (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chūya #nakahara chuuya #chūya nakahara #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd chūya #bsd chapter 109 #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #bsd soukoku #bsd #bsd memes

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Apollo making mpreg canon is the best thing to have happened in the riordanverse

#pjo apollo #kayla knowles #percy jackson memes #percy jackson #pjo memes #the trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #hoo memes #toa memes #pjo fandom #pjo stuff #apollo pjo #pjo #hoo #toa

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pjo characters as things I've heard in my hs:

Will: *looking up at the sky* yes I know I shouldn't gossip but LEAVE ME ALONE

Nico: who is in favor of proposing a field trip to McDonald's?

Leo: today I am wearing my manwhore pants

Piper: *gasp* this is not how you adress the almighty and powerful wizard

Jason: if you drove a tank no one would have the balls to cuss you in traffic

Percy: if you ever had a spaceship laying around doing nothing, the only logical thing to do would be to buy the moon

Annabeth: I am simping rn, so ignore me for a moment

Thalia: my spiritual dick is awake

Hazel: I plead guilty of being a picky eater

Lester: look, when he was young, the pope was FINE AF

Frank: however much you might despise someone, you can't hate their cat

Reyna: I was born a hater, get over it

#one of this might have been said by me who knows #will solace #nico di angelo #leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #percy jackson #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #thalia grace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #reyna arellano #reyna ramirez arellano #lester papadopoulos #pjo apollo #pjo percy #pjo annabeth #pjo memes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #percy jackson memes #hoo memes #toa memes #pjo #reyna hoo #hoo #toa #percy jackon and the olympians #incorrect heroes of olympus quotes #heroes of olympus memes

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pjo characters as things I've heard in my hs:

Will: *looking up at the sky* yes I know I shouldn't gossip but LEAVE ME ALONE

Nico: who is in favor of proposing a field trip to McDonald's?

Leo: today I am wearing my manwhore pants

Piper: *gasp* this is not how you adress the almighty and powerful wizard

Jason: if you drove a tank no one would have the balls to cuss you in traffic

Percy: if you ever had a spaceship laying around doing nothing, the only logical thing to do would be to buy the moon

Annabeth: I am simping rn, so ignore me for a moment

Thalia: my spiritual dick is awake

Hazel: I plead guilty of being a picky eater

Lester: look, when he was young, the pope was FINE AF

Frank: however much you might despise someone, you can't hate their cat

Reyna: I was born a hater, get over it

#one of this might have been said by me who knows #will solace #nico di angelo #leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #percy jackson #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #frank zhang #thalia grace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #reyna arellano #reyna ramirez arellano #lester papadopoulos #pjo apollo #pjo percy #pjo annabeth #pjo memes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #percy jackson memes #hoo memes #toa memes #pjo #reyna hoo #hoo #toa

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headcanon that venti can't remember people's faces for a long period of time, so he took his friend's form so that he won't forget what his friend looked like

#it's friday 13 so I wanna suffer a bit #genshin impact venti #genshin venti #venti genshin impact #mondstadt #venti headcanons #genshin headcanons #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact hcs #genshin hcs #genshin impact #queer ppl #genshin barbatos #barbatos genshin impact #anemo archon #anemo family

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we as a society should just agree that Ginny continues her Quidditch career and she's the one who provides for her family while Harry is the stay at home mom

#i despise the hp series yet here i am #before I die I need someone to draw harry in the kitchen with an apron on #fuck jkr obv #harry potter #ginny weasley #harry potter headcanon #harry potter memes #harry potter opinions #hp text post #hp headcanon #hp incorrect quotes

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#if you think about it khaenri'ah is also closely tied to the reason they lost the ones they loved #and they're both from mond #and have a history with the fatui #diluc ragnvindr #genshin diluc #genshin impact diluc #diluc genshin impact #genshin signora #genshin impact signora #signora genshin impact #kaeya alberich #kaeya genshin impact #genshin impact kaeya #genshin kaeya #khaenri'ah #genshin khaenri'ah #mondstadt #genshin impact memes #genshin impact

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ei: so, you've been with women... in bed?

miko: I know, shocking isn't it? you see sweetness, men are only good for 1 thing, women are good for 6

ei: 6? which 6?

makoto: stop it, you're confusing her... and me

#I like to think that ei is the oblivious one while miko likes to tease her about not being aware of some stuff #raiden ei #raiden shogun #ei genshin #ei genshin impact #yae miko #yae miko genshin #yae miko genshin impact #ei x yae #inazuma #genshin impact incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes #incorrect genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact memes #genshin memes #genshin impact

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thoma fans be like: oo we've only had that one bad boy thoma pic for months

kokomi fans be like: we had one pic and even that design was changed

bitch, us ayato fans have been feeding on literally NOTHING we've only recently got that 5 second line of his

#not me taking like I'm not both a thoma and a kokomi stan #btw if ayato doesn't have a ponytail I'm suing mhy #thoma genshin #genshin thoma #kokomi #sanganomiya kokomi #kokomi genshin #genshin kokomi #kamisato ayato #ayato genshin impact #genshin ayato #inazuma #genshin memes #genshin impact memes #genshin impact

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pjo characters as things my history teacher said:

apollo: everyone was gay

jason: oh wait my army just fell

nico: he didn't actually kill mice for fun

annabeth: they didn't have elephants so they used cows

piper: I'm gonna have a mental breakdown and get bangs again

reyna to octavian: you have an unique laugh. it sounds like a drill

octavian: they probably called him a psychopath actually

percy: yeah he seemed nice but he was also a psychopath

silena about clarisse: I like him 'cause he used to ride into battle bare chested

meg: he threw rocks at them for 3 days

#she didn't say anything that gives off leo hazel and frank vibes 😭 #percy jackon and the olympians #incorrect percy jackson quotes #percy jackson memes #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus quotes #heroes of olympus memes #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo memes #incorrect trials of apollo quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #jason grace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #reyna ramirez arellano #octavian pjo #silena beauregard #clarisse la rue #clarisse x silena #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #meg mcaffery #pjo memes #hoo memes #toa memes #pjo #hoo #toa #nico di angelo

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Jinx: FUCK THE ENFORCERS

Vi: *looking at Caitlyn* yeah fuck the enforcers...

#jinx #jinx arcane #arcane jinx #vi arcane #arcane vi #caitlyn #arcane caitlyn #caitlyn arcane #vi x caitlyn #arcane memes #league of legends jinx #league of legends vi #league of legends caitlyn #league of legends meme #league of legends

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headcanon that cloud retainer is one of those moms that dresses her children the same

#looking at ganyu and shenhe it's rather canon than a headcanon #ganyu #genshin ganyu #genshin impact ganyu #ganyu genshin impact #shenhe #genshin impact shenhe #genshin shenhe #shenhe genshin impact #cloud retainer #liyue harbor #liyue #genshin impact liyue #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact

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Chongyun: *sees Xingqiu, Xiangling and Hu Tao together in the kitchen*

Chongyun:

#it's gonna end with chongyun eating something spicy #chongyun #xingyun #xiangling #hu tao #chongyun x xingqiu #liyue #liyue harbor #wangsheng funeral parlor #genshin impact liyue #genshin impact chongyun #genshin impact xingqiu #genshin impact xiangling #genshin impact hu tao #genshin chongyun #genshin xingqiu #genshin xiangling #genshin hu tao #genshin impact memes #genshin memes #genshin impact #xingqiu

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piper leo jason hcs cuz everyone else is irrelevant ✌

- jason sleeps with a baby lamp on. not because he's scared of the dark, but because thalia used to let it on while he slept and for many years it reminded him of his family. reyna is the only one who knows why he sleeps with the lamp on and she makes sure no one at camp jupiter makes fun of jason for it.

- leo made a hunger games tumblr account in 2014

- piper once tried to teach leo and jason to surf. it resulted in jason falling off the board multiple times.

- leo on the other hand is rocking it

- warm coffee makes piper fall asleep, but iced coffee gives her a lot of energy

- piper has a collection of polaroid photos she has taken of her, jason and leo. they're the funniest sh¡t you'd ever see

- but seriously tho ✨piper with a polaroid✨

- leo once tried to grow a moustache. it didn't work.

#percy jackson #percy jackson headcanon #heroes of olympus headcanon #heroes of olympus #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo headcanon #trials of apollo #piper mclean headcanon #piper mclean #jason grace headcanon #jason grace #leo valdez headcanon #leo valdez #camp half blood #camp jupiter #pjo headcanon #pjo memes #pjo text post #hoo headcanon #hoo memes #hoo text post #toa headcanons #toa memes #toa textpost #pjo #hoo #toa

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I'm not one to take a risk so-

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also, pins!!! if I won't get "athena always has a plan" or "the damn snack bar" on a pin then why even bother?

and I think everyone wants this, but I'm just gonna say it: Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter theme parks, but in the same location. like,,, I wanna chill in Rachel's cave and fifteen minutes later be in the Senate

Concepts for merch once the show comes out;

Obviously we need Percy Jackson Funko Pops. I assume they’ll start with Percy, Annabeth and Grover for season 1. Maybe they’ll add in Chiron and Dionysus as well. All I’m saying is I want to be the first to buy the Nico Funko Pop when it comes out.

Camp Half Blood shirts. I think everyone knew this, but we obviously need this, and I know they already exist, I just want to be able to find them easily at Hot Topic.

This is kind of a stretch, but cabin merch. I get that a lot of people, myself included, will have to wait for our cabins to be released, because of spoilers, but I don’t care. I want a cabin 13 shirt with Hades’s symbol on it. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN HOGWARTS HOUSE MERCH.

If I don’t walk into Hot Topic and find the winged shoes, what’s the point?

I need a shirt with Annabeth’s face on it that says “wise girl” and a shirt with Percy’s face that says “seaweed brain.” That is all.

I want them to sell blue food in the same way people sell chocolate frogs for Harry Potter. I know that this would probably come in the form of candy, but that would be so cool…

Okay, this idea is probably way out there, and most likely won’t happen… but imagine if they sold camp beads… like the beads campers got at the end of the year at camp. Except one bead would come out each season, and we would all just would be waiting every year for the new beads to be released.

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given that we were robbed of the Percy/Piper friendship, here are my headcanons about what they'd do together:

Piper would teach Percy how to surf (yes, he is the son of Poseidon, but do you really think he'd know how to surf given that he's been on quests every summer since he was 12?)

in return, Percy would teach Piper how to skate (bonus: Annabeth would take pictures when one of them falls)

Piper would realize sooner that she's queer because of the bi disaster that Percy is

Percy does funny and silly things so often that Piper has made it her mission to take a picture of every single one

Piper wants to learn how to do makeup and Percy offers to be the one she'd practice on

they'd get mullets together

feel free to add more!

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson headcanon #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus headcanon #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo #trials of apollo headcanon #percy jackson #piper mclean headcanon #piper mclean #camp half blood #camp jupiter #riordanverse headcanon #riordanverse #pjo headcanon #pjo text post #pjo memes #hoo headcanon #hoo text post #hoo memes #toa headcanons #toa textpost #toa memes #pjo fandom #pjo #hoo #toa