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suvidrache · 10 months

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Sleeping Headcanons - Part 2

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Word Count: 176 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Fics | Part 1

Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi

Orochimaru

Rarely sleeps, when he does he sleeps fully clothed and away from his s/o.

Zetsu

Both white and black sleep naked, black away from s/o. White sleeps cuddling s/o.

Sasori

Sleeps fully clothed. Unless he's hot, then he may take his shirt off. He sleeps with an arm around you.

Itachi

Sometimes shirtless, sometimes fully clothed. He sleeps fully clothed because it's cold. Then it's hot, so he takes his shirt off. Will cuddle s/o.

Obito/Tobi

He sleeps shirtless, naked, or fully clothed. Most times shirtless. Cuddling s/o or s/o on top of him.

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nardo-headcanons · 19 days

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Hey my dear mutual! Another super stupid and weird request coming, so, please, feel totally free to ignore completely if you want, really. So, let's say instead of a criminal organization, the Akatsuki are actually a lab team. Which would be their roles, their work focus or their research topics? How would they behave at work with each other or, I don't know, whatever you can think of. Inspired by your agar plates post, by the way, hahahaha

Hello Sasuke, my dear. Don't call your asks weird, I love how creative they are! If anyone wants to write a fic about this please TAG me!

Big thanks to @the-real-sasuke-uchiha for requesting!

The Akatsuki in a modern research lab AU

Akatsuki Labs, Inc. No one knows what they're actually researching, and how they get their funding, however everyone hires them, they're incredibly popular with institutions and businesses alike...

Deidara is a lab rookie who is still at the beginning of his study. He went to a scientific high school and an absolute ace at chemistry. Besides studying chemistry, his other major is pyrotechnical engineering. He blows shit up on the regular and even adds copper sulphate to fires when he is the one supposed to put them out. He frequently steals minerals from the lab to use them for his pottery projects. And yes, he knows how to make meth.

Hidan is on his way to become a neurologist. He is fascinated by the way the nervous system works (especially while processing pain) and has the ego of a neurosurgeon twice his age. However he is regularly asked for a second opinion because he knows his shit. He's pretty popular with the ladies due to his confidence, however many of them are freaked out when they find out what a huge masochist he is.

I've never seen Itachi as a huge stem guy, but I've actually had a discussion about this with my dear moots @pet-plasma-bubble and @suki91 and came to the conclusion that he's either a plant biologist or studies medicine because he's one of these kids with a chronic and/or underdiagnosed illness going into medicine to make a change. Plant biologist!Itachi regularly talks to his plants when no one is looking and he gives them names as well. He doesn't really care much for the actual lab work and prefers to take care of the plants in the different lab greenhouses. Med student!Itachi is one of these anatomy girlies who draw their stuff in fancy colors and actually enjoy studying human anatomy.

Kakuzu is a senior scientist/professor who initially studied pharmacology/pharmacy to save many lives and prolong the lives of millions, but eventually got disillusioned and sold his soul to the pharma industry. He should technically be retired now, but he joined the Akatsuki labs inc to make some money on the side.

Kisame started out as a marine biologist specializing in shark research, however, seeing these beautiful, innocent creatures get bastardized by Hollywood and pollution made him apply to Akatsuki labs inc to help find solutions to the current crises caused by humanity. During his free time, he volunteers in a dolphin rehabilitation center.

Konan is the cofounder of Akatsuki labs inc, everyone respects her and even looks up to her. Once a brilliant scientist in the field of engineering, she got tired of how male dominated it was and how her male colleagues kept getting the credit for her ideas. She frequently holds lab courses for young girls interested going into the scientific field.

Nagato is the Akatsuki labs founder, and rarely seen in the lab. He has made himself a name in the field of robotics by inventing the Shurado robotics system which helps millions of automated machines run to this day. Rarely seen in the lab, he communicated with his employees via his Pain Alias Email. though to be fair, Konan writes most of these emails for him; she's the only one regularly talking to him face-to-face.

Orochimaru is a geneticist and biochemist, his focus being finding ways to avoid cellular decay, as well as the human genome and anti aging research. His parents are academics as well and he lived up to their expectations to the fullest. He has his own skincare formula which keeps him looking snatched at all times. Given the rumors about several scientific ethical code violations, everyone is kinda scared of him except for his personal lab tech, Kabuto.

Sasori is a renowed mortician who's also very interested in histology. His preparation techniques are unmatched and he even invented new preparation- and histological staining methods, which are called "Red Sand" and "Red Technique", respectively. He often gets into fights with Kakuzu about his microtome collection being unnecessarily expensive.

Tobi is the Akatsuki labs CEO cosplaying as a clueless intern that always steals from the candy bowl in the waiting room. In reality, he has a PHD in physics, his thesis being about rifts in space time and interdimensional interactions, however all of his papers are published under an alias. He has a soft spot for Deidara and refuses to fire him despite the latter's frequent "accidents".

Zetsu is a biological anthropologist fascinated by human evolution and human behavior. Some think even his colleagues are subjects of his studies. Some people say he's two-faced, but he is very chatty and inquisitive most of the time. He volunteered to have Itachi's venus fly traps in his office and can sometimes be seen feeding them dead flies or mosquitoes.

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rashidax2 · 1 year

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Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

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thottyimagines · 26 days

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Heyy, i really love ur akatsuki headcanons, like every one of them is so believable lmaoo.

Could u do akatsuki headcanons where their s/o asks them to hold their peepee while they pee? I swear there was one exact ask on tumblr but it cant find it

Thanks and i hope its not a weird question but they r weirdos anyways so

Thank you!

I've gotten a variation of this ask several times which is telling me the people (or just one tenacious anon) really want to know, so...god, here goes nothing:

Pein is...weirdly complicated, given the real body in the basement/paths for his bidding situation, but I'd say the only way he'd allow it is if it's absolutely necessary because his actual bod is too weak to even help himself. I imagine he just diapers the poor thing and gives Konan the honor of cleaning him up, though, so he doesn't really need an s/o to aid in that venture.

Konan, should she have one for her s/o to hold, would be kind of confused by the request, but not put off. I don't think she'd really get it, but sure, knock yourself out, s/o.

Itachi would get flustered and embarrassed, should his s/o ask to do the holding for him. He'd reassure them that he is more than capable of performing his own bathroom duties, from ablutions to urination, and their concern is...well, kind, if unwarranted. He'd probably wonder if his s/o is noticing his deteriorating eyesight and then frets that he can no longer aim, and everyone has felt too awkward to tell him. He starts using the bathroom with his Sharingan always on and the door locked tight so he can make sure he cleans up properly.

Kisame would probably be amused and go for it. He'd somehow find a way to be flirtatious and horny about it, but hey, his s/o was the one to be a freak and ask in the first place so as far as he's concerned it's all fair game.

Hidan would only accept if he could be flirtatious and horny about it. He'd probably just assume his s/o developed a piss kink or something, I'll be real with you.

Kakuzu initially shuts that down with a firm "no." If his s/o is persistent, he'd relent, but he'd be annoyed and brusque about it. If their finger gets caught in the zipper when he's done, well, that'll show them to stop impeding his business.

Deidara gets very embarrassed and flustered, like Itachi, but in a weirdly flattered, excited way. He's young and horny and will gleefully embrace any opportunity to have someone touching his dick, even for something as mundane as him peeing.

Sasori probably didn't give his puppet twink bod any genitalia, as he needs to neither pee nor fuck in this form. He'd be sure to let his s/o know that.

Tobi would get embarrassed and deflect and probably accuse his s/o of being a pervert (fair), but forgive them because they're just too cute. They're still not giving the assist, though. He's self-conscious about how it looks soft.

Zetsu also doesn't seem to have the anatomy required for this scenario, given he's running around in the buff all day long and no one has ever commented about his bits hanging out and about.

#naruto #Naruto imagines #Naruto headcanons #akatsuki #akatsuki headcanons #akatsuki imagines #pein #konan #itachi #kisame #hidan #kakuzu #deidara #sasori #tobi #zetsu

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cyb-by-lang · 3 months

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okay so i've been thinking about A Ninja's Guide to Gotham and i think i know what Ra's al Ghul's plan is, at least what he (and Zetsu) want to do

the plan to set Kei loose on Konoha didn't go well for Zetsu and Madara, she had her team to help (and the power of foresight) but the gist of the idea could still work, if Zetsu sets up the stage right

Kei has a pretty good grasp on her emotions, but Hayate (specifically, Hayate in danger/hurt Hayate) being her trigger is known to Zetsu. so it makes sense to isolate the two from the rest of their village. drop them into a batshit (ha) crazy city, keep them separated, really pile the stress on Kei and wear her down.

all the while, they've got a Zetsu army cooking for maximum trauma later.

Ra's al Ghul wants to destroy Gotham, and this Zetsu has essentially handed him the trigger for a massive walking bomb, but can only be activated under very specific circumstances. and Kei, as stressed as she is and even with almost losing it a couple of times, has done an excellent job reigning her fury in (thanks Isobu)

AND there's the fear toxin. i imagine they've been adjusting it this whole time to actually work on a Jinchuriki.

i don't think they really want Kei to join them, necessarily (though it might save them a few steps) i think all the attacks serve mostly to increase Kei's stress until she starts breaking.

and then Zetsu was trying to take Hayate. because what would be the one thing to almost certainly break Kei?

idk if this is how it will play out exactly, but i'm guessing this is the gist of Ra's and Zetsu's plan:

Zetsu army attack, with giant Zetsu monster included to spread out the Bats and allies. try and separate Kei from team. keep her focused on the attacks without provoking her yet, but wear her down.

take Hayate, or at least manipulate the field to put him within sight of Kei. kill him where she can clearly see.

use that moment of shock to shoot as many fear toxin darts at her as possible. if she's distracted enough, she might get a few doses. and it doesn't matter much how quickly Isobu burns through the poison, because all they need is that initial ignition of super enhanced terror and trauma for her to explode into a raging Jinchuriki. throw the Zetsu monster back at her, and they take out half of Gotham ripping each other to pieces.

(the Bats and Kei's team hear her agonized beastial screech, even the ones on the other side of the city, and know this is Worst Case Scenario)

this is an excellent narrative strategy for maximum pain and plot drama for Kei and friends, and i can see it coming so close to fruition (if i'm even in the ballpark here, this is all an educated guess)

unfortunately for Ra's and Zetsu, Batman exists. he knows how Ra's operates. once the fear toxin came into play, and Batman listened to Kei talk about her past, i'm pretty sure he could connect those dots.

"Superpowered ninja host of a demon able to level a city, if pressed, and her main trauma trigger is her brother being threatened or harmed in any way. Right. Best keep the brother out of harm's way. If only they could all stay put."

also unfortunate for Ra's and Zetsu, Jason exists. i doubt they were expecting Hayate to adopt Gotham's newest menace, nor for Jason to take to it like a mother goose. Kei might be correct in thinking Hayate is safer with Jason than with her, bc as volatile and explosive as he can be, he's not quite "city-leveling" tier.

as DC stories tend to go, the villains plot usually gets to play out at least most of the way. so maybe Hayate does get hurt at some point, maybe Kei does lose it, but this could be where Jason finally works with the Bats + Team Minato to save the day (and his new little brother....)

anyway, idk how much of this is right, but the pieces have been fitting themselves together in the back of my brain for a while. and if i'm on the money on any of this and you'd rather not post bc spoilers, no worries!! i just wanted to share how much i've been thinking about it, it's on a short list of things i play in my mental movie theater ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

[image description: a GIF of Kronk from Emperor's New Groove saying "Oh yeah. It's all coming together." end description.]

I love it when readers send me their analysis. It really helps me figure out what's working when I write and what is sticking with people.

And I hope you feel like a detective for having figured out most of today's evil plan (credit to Ra's al Ghul) before a fair number of the characters in Gotham have. I'm glad you picked up on it!

#a ninja's guide to gotham #keisuke gekko #hayate gekko #jason todd #bruce wayne #asks #gon-and-killuas-mother

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mixelation · 1 year

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In your last ask about Tori being reborn into Naruto, one of the tags mentions the akatsuki being reborn? Do you mind going into that? As in the akatsuki being reborn into different villages after they die?

no, the premise is more like a time travel fic where the time travelers end up in their younger bodies. so the akatsuki are still themselves but now they have.... Future Knowledge(tm). i've been going back and forth a lot on how this would change their decision making processes because obviously some of them could have huge effects on the canon plot. kakuzu, for example, is old enough he could probably prevent any ninja village from being founded in he played his cards right.

some ideas:

i am intrigued by the idea of kakuzu killing hashirama and preventing konoha from ever happening, but also this isn't the story to explore that. instead he decides to fuck off and be a missing-nin earlier, because he doesn't want to fuck with his village any more than he has to

hidan makes zero changes to his life. good job, hidan

sasori still makes himself a puppet, but maybe does it when he's older? like i feel like when i was 16 i was like "yeah, being a teenager forever is a good idea" but as an adult i'm like "but sasori would be so hot if he actually looked 35?" also he might get taller. so i think with the wisdom of age he might wait a bit. i also feel like he might have the motivation/ability to interfere in how the war that killed his parents went (i think it was the second one?) but that's another moving piece i'm still rotating

i haven't decided how this is going to play out in plasticity, but for this AU let's say konan and pein understand zetsu/obito's roles in ruining the world. they preemptively murder obito, oops. depending on how they do this (and how aware minato is of how obito died), it means ame's relationship with konoha could look REAL different. also not 100% sure what i want to do with yahiko/ame in general. still rotating this part

konan and pein's intervention does mean minato & kushina are still alive and kicking. itachi is confused but he's going with this. danzo's still a slimeball but the massacre isn't really on the table anymore. i'm also leaning towards a scenario where itachi is really, really bad at pretending to be A Normal Child and ends up in ANBU even earlier and is confused about why he's unhappy with this

without obito around to brainwash the mizukage, kiri is more stable and kisame is just chugging along there (although he's firmer about turning down some missions--- and good enough no one can really argue with him)

Deidara's origin story in Plasticity is that his family is just some farmers with proto-mouth hands and Iwa is paying them to churn out a bunch of children to see if they can make a new bloodline limit. Some of the gamete donors are likely ninja, but Deidara was born on a farm and not slorped up into the Iwa system never to see his family again until he was Academy age. Post time travel, Deidara remembers family never paid much attention to him, and he has no reason to want to go back to Iwa, so he just runs away at like age 5

The crux of all this is that none of them actually knows the entire akatsuki has time traveled. Like Nagato and Konan obviously know the other one time traveled and everyone is aware this timeline is Different, but it hasn't occurred to anyone to seek out other members and they don't bump into each other organically because they're all in very different parts of the world. Since she's the main character, obviously Tori gets to the catalyst for people running into each and pointing like the spiderman meme

Since Tori doesn't HAVE a family in Ninjaland to be reborn into, she's brought up as an orphan in a ninja clan that unaffiliated with any village. I just like the idea that there's still some of these kicking around. Since she's not a real part of the family, she gets treated like shit and doesn't really get formal ninja training. B U T the family heads are entering Cahoots with Orochimaru and he's like: what's this? Spare orphans???

Orochimaru obviously eventually completely fucks over the family (maybe they have some interesting kekkai genkai/jutsu he just runs off with while their home burns), but Tori knows exactly what to say and how to act to get into his good graces. But ALSO she's acutely aware she's playing a very dangerous game and abandons ship a few years later, preferably in a very dramatic way where she screws over Orochimaru as much as she can.

(Revenge? She's not worried about that. This is only endearing herself to him.)

I'm going back and forth on what her ~abilities~ are, but I want to keep that she has no elemental affinity. I also can't see her as someone whose gut reaction to a situation would be "I can fight my way out of this" even if she's technically been trained to be competent at it. What she DOES have is a new and creative ways to push the field of fuinjutsu forward. Also toyed around with the idea of misappropriating medical jutsu to fuck shit up? she is not a taijutsu specialist but you should not fight her hand-to-hand, oops

(also, yes, she can throw knives now)

Tori is right between Deidara and Itachi in age so I was thinking while she's wandering around as a 12 year old feral ninja or whatever she is, she somehow runs into Deidara? And then something goes EXTREMELY WEIRD and they both end up in Konoha. This Deidara is technically affiliated with Iwa, but he was never one of them and he's obviously a genius, so I think most of Konha leadership would be like :EYES EMOJI: at him? Tori was affiliated with Konoha's scariest missing-nin, so.... that's suspicious, but also something something she's deidara one friend and that kid needs someone else's braincell.

so, my EXTREMELY convoluted and cracktastic take was then: Minato needs to do something super sneaky at a Chunin Exam for some reason. He wants to send in a fake genin team as entrants, but he'd prefer to use younger shinobi so there's less suspicion. Kushina has been bugging him for a genin team for years. He gives her the extra super special DISASTER team of Itachi, Deidara and Tori*

*tbh i don't super like kushina but i like the idea of her as tori's mentor. their personalities are VERY different but i think kushina would ave a lot of sympathy for a young girl trying to settle into a foreign village, oh and also do you want to do something wild with yogurt

#fic: plasticity #tori isn't like a genius at taijutsu or chakra so she seems like an extremely average genin #until suddenly she isn't :)#reborn au

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munchbell45 · 1 year

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I posted this breifly but deleted it because I forgot to add tags. However, I have my first poll idea for this site. For this post, assume that Sasori didn’t die and Orochimaru didn’t defect in those hypothetical scenarios, even if that breaks canon.

I was inspired by @mukkiethekip ‘s fanart of Tobi and Konan, as well as one where Konan says “*Giggles* I’m going to snap.” (Not posted here since Mukkie has a no repost rule)

Also, I’m thinking about how Deidara was always getting annoyed with Tobi’s shenanigans.

#naruto #akatsuki #obito uchiha #tobi #deidara #konan #nagato #hidan #kakuzu #zetsu #itachi #kisame #sasori #naruto poll

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tozettastone · 2 years

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Akatsuki, by who you'd want on your apocalypse team

Tobi: His skills would arguably be useful, but he's a sack of cats and he'd sacrifice the safety of himself, you and everyone else around him for 3 seconds of amusement and a hot chip, and then he'd dimensional shift out at the last second. I do not think he'd make a good apocalypse team buddy.

Zetsu: His ability to sink into and out of the scenery and watch what's going on would be extremely handy in any situation where it became hard to get vital news, but his motives for cooperation are weak at best. Zetsu might be a good apocalypse buddy... depending on what kind of apocalypse and what you need. Otherwise, he might just be a liability.

Kakuzu: Well, he's over 90 and probably knows how to do the laundry with boiling water and a stick, so he might be a useful repository of knowledge and low-tech hacks. He would also be really hard to damage, so if the apocalypse scenario is a violent one you can stand behind him in front of anything. However, his personality is a massive downside (how relatable), he resorts to violence against his own in-group very quickly, and when we think about the limited population that may now be available to him, it is worth noting that you would never want to be the only person around when one of Kakuzu's hearts wears out.

Hidan: In very short term/immediate apocalypse scenarios, Hidan could be really useful because he's crazy and immortal but he also relies on food (according to the word of god info that he would starve, eventually, dismembered in his pit), and dislikes being uncomfortable, so he would be motivated to seek out places of shelter and resources. There's still a risk that he'll change his mind two hours in and kill you, too—but this might be less of a risk than the apocalypse scenario in which you find yourself already. In the long term, though, Hidan would become difficult to manage. Strictly a temporary apocalypse buddy, for a short term survival scenario only.

Itachi: This one is tricky because I would have said Itachi was an ideal apocalypse team buddy due to his penchant for batshit plans that somehow go how he planned them and his ability to genjutsu people into doing what he wants, combined with his relatively steadier temperament than many of these alternatives. But Itachi 100% would join your apocalypse team with unstated ulterior motives that he believes are more important than anyone's survival, and he'd also be infuriatingly impossible to sway because he's smart enough to justify whatever he wants to himself and he'll argue circles around you regardless of whether or not he makes sense. So I think if you can be sure that the apocalypse scenario is long term, and you're sure Sasuke is also with you or already dead, you might benefit from Itachi on your team. Otherwise, maintain distance.

Deidara: He has the ability to fly, and attack targets from a really long distance away, and I think in a short term and immediate apocalypse scenario, Deidara could be really helpful. In the longer term, though, his personality would get in his way—he isn't built for a life of patrolling camp perimeters or counting food stores or meticulous process. He'd feel trapped, and then isolated by the pragmatism of everyone trying to stay alive and eventually he'd blow everything up and leave in an impassioned temper. However, being able to scramble aboard a giant clay bird and get out of any given situation, as well as the ability to do massive damage from such a distance, is such a tremendous advantage that I think it would depend on the kind of apocalypse scenario and you might want him on your team.

Pein/Nagato: Many hands. Many, many hands. And most of them are already dead and don't need safety, feeding or shelter, either, and they don't disappear when damaged like shadow clones. Somehow he also knows everything that goes on when it's raining. Could be useful? He's not very mentally stable, but I really think you should consider Pein for any long term apocalypse team for the free labour alone.

Kisame: He's aggressive, but he can keep a lid on it as long as nobody shatters any self delusions for him. Kisame has a poor track record for making decisions under stress. There's no evidence of his particular apocalypse skills, but Kisame would be at least as useful as Hidan in a short term scenario, and significantly more useful in a long term one. Importantly, he can summon vast quantities of water, which may then potentially be filtered and boiled for general use. Depending on your scenario, this could be very useful. He gets on with nearly everyone, and the people with whom he does not must nevertheless acknowledge that he's huge. On the balance of your actual options here, Kisame is probably a good choice for most apocalypse teams.

Sasori: His temper is bad, but he has shown the ability to get on with people at least. I think you'll need Sasori for any longer-term apocalypse scenario—he can make an entire human body into a mechanical one that runs on chakra, so when the fridge stops working two days into a long hot summer while you're scavenging the post apocalyptic wastelands for rats to eat or whatever, Sasori is the guy you want, for practical reasons. He's not the guy you want for company, but then who here is? ...Sorry.

Konan: She doesn't have particular apocalypse skills, to be sure, but she has two hands and something most of the others on this list lack, which is a steady temper. I don't think we see Konan really get violently angry in canon, although we do see her grieve. That's why she's the strongest candidate—she's temperamentally aligned with the requirements of any apocalypse scenario, and doesn't immediately resort to murder when stressed. I think Konan would be a valuable addition to any apocalypse team simply because she doesn't bring all the downsides of the whack-jobs on this list. And, she also has an apparently endless supply of paper for taking notes on the unfolding apocalypse. How nice!

#akatsuki #naruto #list #tozette.txt

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sketchfanda · 7 months

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sketch’s smut fic one shot commissions

If between 5 to 20 bucks seema reasonable for the quality I put out then Would anyone be interested esp when I make clear who and what I will and won’t write? Hit me up on dms here or on Twitter as sketchfan85. Roll on up and let’s see what I can provide you

examples of my work https://archiveofourown.org/users/Sketchfan/works one shot smut fics only.

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kinks i will NOT write:cuckolding/ntr and cheating esp if any of my muse dudes are the intended targets,any weird or gross crud,rape.no bleached/blacked type stuff or raceplay.

series or movies i won't write:any live action,no literature i mainly read comics and manga as i like my stories visual,but specifically NO MCU,likewise dc movies and connected or related series,no twilight,no vampire diaries or any other type of teen drama bullshit,suernatural or otherwise,no harry potter(i don't give a fuck what or how jk rowling's tanked her own career,i was never into the books and LOATHED the movies and that extends to fantastic beasts). canon art styles like that of butch hartman or seth mcfarlane will be rejected (unless the woman or women in question prove exceptional design wise,and that's a big IF), matt groening series females like from simpsons or futarama also depend on exceptionality of design.Absolutely NO big mouth of anything by the brickleberry crowd.about the only female i'll take from rick and morty is the interstellar demon stripper.

hentais are acceptable so long as i'm familiar with or can learn enough approximate knowledge of the chars from it,likewise any manga/anime or cartoon i'm not familiar with. candidate and scenario suggestions are taken into consideration though some if not all may not make the cut.

So if anyone thinks my writing is worth 5 bucks,hit me up if you're maybe intrigued.

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x-authorship-x · 1 year

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obishi r bros anon... HOLY SHT YOUR BRAIN IS HUMONGOUS. The angst potential of shisui saying "what abt me? was i not important enough to come back?'

Imagine the confrontation between shisui and obito when he realized obito alive!!!! is this in a shisui au where he lived until the 4th Shinobi war? OR OR did obito save shisui when he was dying in Naka river and obito just goes "wassup!!! ur big bro is alive!!!!" and saves him. never to be seen again.

I'm so sorry if this doesn't make any sense ✌️ it's 11 pm and my brain is rotting from scenarios when I saw that ask

You 🤝 me, anon, over that amazing ask for real ❤️‍🔥✨

Now my mind is spinning because what if Shisui was the one to save Obito? Kakashi and Rin come back with Obito's eye and news that his brother is dead but they didn't bring back his corpse or stay with his brother in his final moments?! Shisui can't accept it, I have Shisui as a supply runner during the 3rdWar so imagine if Shisui is perfecting his Shunshin, having already activated his Mangekyou, whilst Obito is being slowly brought back to health in the cave with Madara and Zetsu, he's got a seal on his heart and he's being slowly poisoned against Konoha (they left him to die on purpose, they never cared, there is nothing for him back there, all this pain is useless, etc etc)...and then Shisui catches a tiny hint of Obito's chakra, as his healing is a very messy process both physically and with the injected cells etc so it's hard to keep completely undetectable, as he's running through, he's determined that Obito is somewhere around here (not necessarily alive but maybe his other eye or his body a la Sasori, there's a lot Shinobi can do with a corpse) and he bursts in, fast enough that Zetsu can't grab him, Madara is old as fuck, he grabs Obito and fucking legs it, Kotoamatsukami to break the seal on his brothers heart, Obito has undeniable proof that Zetsu&Madara were lying to him etc, it's all very heartbreaking and heartwarming and heart pounding and now I'm all in my fucking feels again, DAMMIT ANONS MY HEART ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

#torship #torship talks #ask #anon #shiObi bros #one eye shiobi bros #one eye bros #shisui obito bros #Shisui #obito

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suvidrache · 10 months

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PDA With The Akatuski - Part 2

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Word Count: 299 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version | Part 1

Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi

Orochimaru

No affection, even in private. Now he may put an arm around you as in a "you belong to me" sort of way.

Zetsu

Black Zetsu didn't want to be in a relationship to begin with, but here we are. No affection whatsoever. Only in private, after he's been with you for a while. White Zetsu has no idea what this is or what it means. It makes you happy though, so he'll keep doing it!

Sasori

Hand holding. Nothing else. He's not one to display lots of affection.

Itachi

Would put an arm around you, hold hands, but that's as far as he will go. Maybe a quick kiss if no one else is around. Not much into PDA.

Obito/Tobi

Would hold hands, put an arm around you. Maybe kiss if no one is around. As Tobi, he would sort of hold hands. He'd be holding your hand and then let go for some reason and forget to hold your hand again.

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team7-headquarter · 6 months

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It's sad how in every conversation, almost no one remembers that Black Zetsu was there always manipulating the Uchihas to behave like "villains".

All the was said about the Uchihas before the confession of Black Zetsu about his involvement in Shinobi History, every moment when people swear time and time again that the Uchihas are evil or irremediable or awful by choice, all of that becomes bullshit. The game was rigged in ways that no one could comprehend. They didn't break spontaneously, they were picked apart detailedly. Right from the start, the Uchihas were selected to be just a tool.

I'm not saying the Uchihas are innocent or that they'd be perfect if it wasn't for Black Zetsu. I love how flawed they are, how human in their choices and feelings. What I'm saying is that it's unfair to judge them without considering that they were not exactly free. If someone creates scenarios for you to live in and they keep doing it until you react the way they want to, did you really choose to be like that? Is that who you are or who they made you to be? Those are your choices, of course, but not the first or second or even third one.

It's hell, honestly.

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thebloodredraven · 2 years

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🕷 The Akatsuki (Naruto/Naruto Shippuden) 🕷

Who I write for: ━ All of the original Akatsuki in the iteration from the image above except Zetsu (note: I am still in the middle of watching Shippuden and have not met Tobi as Obito yet) FLUFF - 🌸 || SUGGESTIVE - 🍷 || SMUT - 🔞 || ANGST - 🌧

SCENARIOS/IMAGINES

━ coming soon!

HEADCANONS

Akatsuki ━ Insecurities || bonus: kisame

━ Secret Kinks part one || part two

━ Watching Happy Tree Friends

Itachi ━ coming soon!

Kakuzu ━ coming soon!

Konan ━ coming soon!

Nagato/Pein ━ coming soon!

FICS

Itachi ━ Back in Black (drabble) 🌧

SCENARIOS/ONESHOTS

━ coming soon!

🕷 Blood Plus (anime) 🕷

Who I write for: ━ Haji ━ Saya Otonashi ━ Diva ━ Solomon Goldsmith ━ Amshel Goldsmith ━ Kai Miyagusuku (peri-hibernation only for nsfw) ━ George Miyagusuku ━ Nathan Mahler ━ Karl Fei-Ong ━ David ━ Julia ━ Min (sfw only) ━ Mui (sfw only)

FLUFF - 🌸 || SUGGESTIVE - 🍷 || SMUT - 🔞 || ANGST - 🌧

SCENARIOS/IMAGINES

━ coming soon!

HEADCANONS

Haji ━ NSFW Alphabet (WIP) 🔞

- Headcanons (hypothetical fic)

FICS

━ unavailable for now

SCENARIOS/ONESHOTS

━ coming soon!

Notes: ━ i work full time and do not have the attention or ability to be able to write long fics at the moment. that may change over time but for now, i’m sticking to short form work. ━ any and all iterations of the characters I write for are assumed to be 20+ for nsfw work ━ sfw + nsfw, minors dni (will soft block anyone that doesn’t have their age visible) ━ hard limits: scat/golden showers, spit kink, a/b/o, large age gap (human muses), vomit kink, incest ━ i am uncomfortable writing male!reader for nsfw, but everything else is fine. please specify gender when requesting ━ as i add onto this list, all characters will be categorized in alphabetical order ━ please bother me about blood plus, this fandom is on its last legs and the same guy that did itachi’s english dub is haji. haji is an aggressively romantic and pouty possessive vampire that plays the cello. do with that what you will. ━ black af. take your racism elsewhere.

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ayyyez · 1 year

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REQUEST GUIDELINES 2023

Request Status: Open

Fandoms Accepting: Haikyuu!! and Naruto (please note does not include Boruto - only Naruto)

Request Types Accepting: Headcanons for reader only - no OCs (unless mutuals and otherwise discussed before sent in) (scenarios will open again once I empty out the ones I have - keep an eye out here and pinned post)

Fandoms: I’ve written for a range of fandoms in the past so always be sure to check what I’m actively accepting requests for before sending in a request. I’ll update it here and on my pinned post from now on to make it easier. Remember: just because I have a masterlist for it doesn’t mean I’m accepting requests for it! Currently I’m only accepting requests for Haikyuu!! and Naruto.

Characters: For Haikyuu!! there aren’t really any characters I won’t write for except maybe the super old coaches lol but I think I can handle almost everybody else. Unless you pick like background character b. Please don’t do that. If you want me to really have a great time I have a whole bunch I enjoy writing for! Kuroo is my favourite. I also enjoy (in no particular order) Suna, Osamu, Kageyama, Kenma, Boktuo and Kunimi. Then there’s the whole Oikawa kinnie thing. Anyway.

For Naruto there are some characters I don’t write for! They are Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Pein, Nagato, Danzo, Hiruzen, Zetsu. There will probably be more I come across. My favourites I do write for are generally Neji, Tobirama and Madara. Check out the masterlist as a starting point for characters and ask me if not!

Request Types: I take headcanons and scenarios but sometimes will only take headcanons depending on mood/energy or if I get a build up of scenarios I’ll stop accepting them until I fill them. Please check pinned post or the top of this post to see what types I’m currently accepting. Please also be aware that sometimes I will turn scenario requests into long headcanon requests instead if I don’t have the energy to write scenarios.

I don’t write characters doing things I consider to be out of character and/or uncomfortable for me to write. These things include: cheating, non con, rape, etc. While I don’t mind having these topics included into the content framed in the way of these things having happened to the reader in the past and discussing them with the character or the character comforting a reader in certain situations etc, I won’t write it in graphic detail or the character doing it themselves.

I am not taking other peoples OC requests anymore (unless we are mutuals and have we discussed your OCs for months/years and I know them like I know my own). It’s too hard when I don’t have enough information to make lengthy content and I’m finding I don’t enjoy it anymore. I don’t mind you requesting my OCs from the fandoms I’m accepting or my active fics. At the moment my most active fic is Fire in Our Eyes on ao3 which is Tobirama/OC.

I do accept requests for fluff, smut and angst. If you would like your request to feature smut please be clear otherwise I’ll be vague and stick to fluff content. I’ll always be mindful and put smut content under a cut regardless. All requests will always feature content and warning tags at the beginning.

Etiquette: Please remember to be polite when requesting. I appreciate all the kind words in the requests I receive. Keep in mind I don’t always do all the requests I receive. If I’m not feeling it then I won’t do it. That way I avoid burn out and keep having fun writing. Thank you for reading!

#request guidelines #request guide #guidelines #update #ez speaks #request info #update april 2023

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mixelation · 9 months

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Does the fact that Toris Clone Heart pretty much keeps killing (or at least poisoning) Zetsus translate over that her blood would be toxic as well? As in, could she give blood transfusions or would the recipient just keel over? Because even the white Zetsus keep wilting, and they are pretty much just Hashirama cells. Or are Senju just allergic to her?

I once started to write a scene to answer this question where Tori drugged Hidan and gave him a blood transfusion (because who cares if anything happens to an immortal?) But this scenario just opened up NEW questions about how Hidan's blood-based powers work.

But yes, a whole blood transfusion from Tori would go very poorly for any Narutoland people.

#fic: plasticity

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depressedhatakekakashi · 1 year

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I was re-watching the Naruto episodes about Kakashi's past and my brain supplied me with the worst question/AU it could have ever given me

What if Kakashi had never gotten back to help Obito and Rin

Short Answer: Obito would have 'died' against the Iwa shinobi he faced. Since his Sharingan awoke when Kakashi was injured protecting him, and that wouldn't happen in this scenario, Obito would likely die or be captured. since they already had Rin as a hostage, i'd say they'd probably go for the kill with Obito. With Obito 'dead' (I think Zetsu would still find and save him) Rin would be left in the cave alone with no one coming after her.

Long answer: Kakashi has every intention of going after Rin, but only after the mission was complete. So once he completed the mission he was given then he would back track and go after Obito and Rin. He wouldn't lose his eyes because Obito would already be gone, and honestly i think IWA would up and leave at that point since they've lost. I can't be sure what they would do with Rin, but i think they'd blow up the cave as one last f*** you to Konoha.

Kakashi wouldn't be able to save Rin from the collapse, so either she would die there or Minato would show up just in time to save her (since he wouldn't need to show up and if Kakashi throws the Kunai Minato gave him as he reaches the cave entrance, Minato would be able to teleport in, grab rin, and get out safely).

So Obito would still die (in their minds) but his death wouldn't involve giving Kakashi an eye or even making amends with Kakashi. In fact, it could be the reason he ultimately turns against the world, since in his mind Kakashi would have left him alone to die.

Kakashi wouldn't be able to kill Rin as he does in Canon because he wouldn't have Chidori (it's a move that needs the sharingan to be effective) so i think she'd turn into a Jinchurriki and would be forced to find another solution to her situation since she wouldn't be able to use Kakashi to off herself.

Kakashi would be stronger, Rin would survive, but Obito would still be the enemy. The one who gave up on the world because his teammate gave up on him and left him to die. Kakashi would still feel guilt over Obito's death but it would be a much different guilt since here Obito didn't die to save him. It would be more of a guilt of 'i failed to save him' and less of 'i am the direct reason he died'

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