Sunagakure Worldbuilding Headcanon
My last post on Kirigakure made me think of some Sunagakure Headcanons. Here they are! This is very long, but I hope you enjoy!
People and Culture
The wind realm’s population is rather decentralized, so there are a lot of subcultures, accents and customs that have developed over time. The people of Sunagakure are very intelligent and hard workers and don’t take shit from anyone. They value their independence but also recognize the use of unionizing to achieve their goals. They use rather few words to communicate amongst each other in public, but in private they can be very poetic. Also, they secretly don’t mind the stereotype of tumbleweeds rolling around everywhere in the village, because they can relate. To outsiders, they seem secretive and mysterious, but they are in reality very friendly and hospitable. Once you make a friend in Suna, you’ve made a friend for life. Gift giving, especially in the form of food or other self-made goods is always appreciated. Suna citizens are hopeless romantics, and most soap operas and sappy romance books are produced there. They love to make music and sing together. Most instruments originate from the wind realm and its citizens proudly call themselves the creators of all music in the shinobi world. The wind realm is the country with the richest culture in the shinobi world.
Politics
Recently, Suna has been plagued by an economic crisis, as the wind realm daimyo has preferably hired Konoha shinobi to get missions done. This has raised the distrust in the wind realm government and made the people more loyal to the kazekage than the daimyo. The shinobi have started to prioritize the mission over the lives of the shinobi fulfilling it, however they make sure to give their teammates a quick and painless death if they get into that situation.
Clothing and Cosmetics
Most Suna Shinobi wear long sleeves and cover their head, to protect their skin from sun damage. It’s also very common to cover your face in layers of fabric, as the Suna sandstorms can be ruthless. Light brown, grey, white and black are the most popular colors, as they allow you to blend in with your surroundings and not get detected by enemy shinobi. All people, including kuniochis, keep their hair rather short, cover it or tie them together in some kind of way. There are a lot of unique hairstyles to deal with the strong winds, as can be seen by Temari, who wears four ponytails because the winds would otherwise just destroy her hairstyle if she wore just two. For festive occasions though, Suna clothes are vibrant and colorful, with very intricate details. The most preferred fabric choices are silk and cotton.
Before the recession, Suna also had a booming beauty industry, with the best moisturizers, sunblock and body wash originating from there. There is an ongoing feud between the wind realm and the water realm about who has the better skincare products. Wind realm citizens are known to always smell good and take great care of themselves. They use bidets and shower frequently. The women are rumored to be the most beautiful in the shinobi world, however many of them have to deal with orientalism and exoticism from foreigners.
Nature
Flora
A fact that a lot of foreigners get wrong is that Sunagakure is covered completely in desert wasteland. Quite a bit of vegetation is savannah and what we call mediterranean. Still a rather hot country, it is characterized by agonizingly hot summers and barely existing winters. The actual deserts of the wind realm are sprinkled with oases, around which many settlements have formed. The terrain around those oases is very fertile and most of the country’s produce is grown there. Sandstorms are not a rarity here and during these storms there are self-imposed curfews as Suna citizens know that once you get buried in a sandstorm, there is no way anyone will find you buried under all that sand. Only a few nomadic families actually travel and live outside of the oases.
Fauna
The deserts that surround Suna are filled to the brim with the most dangerous, savage animals known to the shinobi realm. The snakes especially must not be underestimated, as their venom can kill a grown shinobi within minutes. Many marionette wielders therefore use it against their enemies. The rivers of the wind realm are full of crocodiles and freshwater fish. The fennec fox is seen as a symbol of good luck and suna nin believe their mission will be a success when they see one. Aside from other cats of prey like lions, cheetahs and leopards. Other mammals include hyenas, hyraxes, macaques, gazelles, oryxes, camels, hedgehogs and sheep. When it comes to rodents, you can find desert rats, porcupines, armadillos, meerkats and gundis. Suna also has the largest spider population in the shinobi world, and you often must check your toilet and shower for any venomous spiders hanging out there. At night you can see bats flying through the sky. The wind realm sea is a home to many kinds of saltwater fish and sometimes you can visit the dolphins, that are particularly friendly to children. Mosquito stings are nasty here, and many diseases, for example those that we call malaria and dengue fever are endemic here. Wind realm citizens have a natural immunity against them and sleep them off in a day, but there are vaccinations available for foreigners.
Food
Stew and other slow cooked gravy dishes
The absolute staple of any Suna nin are stews. They’re elaborate and take the whole day to cook. Every family has its own recipes (and thinks theirs is the best) it’s useful to just cut up veggies and meat, and then slow cook it until it’s done. Stews made in Suna include gumbo, adobo, maafe, and many curries.
Spices
Wind realm citizens have the greatest spice tolerance in the shinobi world. The greatest variety of spices is produced there, from cumin, fennel seeds, coriander seeds, pepper, chilli, cardamom, cinnamon, nutmeg, bay leaves, tumeric and a myriad of other herbs and spices. Suna food is very spicy for two reasons: many spices they use have a disinfecting effect, and the accelerated production of sweat helps cool down the body. Most spices are sold dried to increase shelf life. Many outsiders travel to Suna to acquire spices directly from the source, thinking they’ll get them for cheap, however, the vendors charge foreigners at a hefty margin. Sunagakure is the greatest exporter of all things spices.
Legumes
Legumes play a very important role in the local eating pyramid. They serve as a satiating source of carbohydrates and protein. Beans and lentils can be turned into tofu, stew, mashed or baked, peanuts are often used as a base for stew and sauces in the form of peanut butter. Roasted and salted peanuts are a popular snack in Sunagakure. The biggest buyer of Suna’s exported legumes is Iwagakure.
Cassava
This starchy root is soaked and then cooked for a long time to make mash, in stews, or fried. Cassava flour also serves as a gluten free flour alternative and many Suna nin use it to thicken sauces and stews. There’s also tapioca starch which is exported into other countries.
Olives
In the moderate climate regions, many olive trees are grown, which are then used to make olive oil, the preferred fat source of Suna’s people.
Dairy
It can often be purchased from nomad families, who sell it in the form of milk, yoghurt, kefir, butter and cheese. The preferred dairy variant is goat’s dairy; however, sheep and cow’s dairy are also available. There’s a possibility that the concept of fermenting milk to make yoghurt and kefir was once brought in by Kiri immigrants, however most wind realm citizens are too proud to give this possibility any thought or think it’s just a myth.
Meat
Just like dairy, meat can be purchased from several families that travel though the wind realm, or on bazars. It is dried often to increase shelf life.
Sweets
The best chocolate comes from here. The wind realm has a few islands where cocoa beans are produced, and Suna chocolate is known globally for its rich, earthy, fruity taste. Suna Nin are also the only people that regularly take coffee with them during missions. Most foreigners don’t like the bitter taste, but Sunagakure’s shinobis have realized that the caffeine within coffee beans is useful during missions where you must stay aware for long times. The most common sweetener is cane sugar and used to make coffee candy. Wind realm citizens don’t discriminate, and even children are allowed to have them. Another sweet food, especially popular amongst children are dates. On special occasions, Baklava are offered to the guests or given as a gift. Most foreigners find them way too sweet, but just can’t say no because they recognize the effort and craftsmanship that went into making them. The most popular fruit in Suna are: pomgranate, various kinds of citrus fruits, apples, grapes and green almonds. Ripened almonds are used to make marzipan, which is another one of Suna's culinary prides. Those who try persipan, a localized version from Kirigakure, think that it is a lesser version of their beloved treat.
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Three-Man Squad Relationship Headcanons with Deidara and Sasori
Tags: No Reader Pronouns, Canon-Typical Violence, Poisoning Mentions
𓆃 It’s less like being stuck in the middle of an argument and more like being stuck in the middle of a pseudo-intellectual hell where one side clearly cares a lot more than the other
𓆃 Sure, like with all members of the Akatsuki, you might have to worry about an assassination attempt, but honestly, one of your partners killing you is the least of your worries.
𓆃 What you should worry about is the never-ending pissing match between Sasori and Deidara. Not to mention that they’re both on exact opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to interacting with you
𓆃 Deidara is the most vocal about his art and jutsu. He always wants to show you something, usually in the most annoying way possible. Whether it’s waking you up so he can put a literal bomb in your hand or just blowing micro-explosions up in your face, he can and will get your attention
𓆃 You’ll be half asleep, and Deidara will put a clay creation in your hand for you to feel the craftsmanship, and he can and will blow it up when you’re still holding it
𓆃 He actually prefers it that way
𓆃 You definitely have some sort of poisoning from the detonation
𓆃 Sasori is always tinkering with something and barely paying attention to anything you say, which would be tolerable if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s also secretly a show-off
𓆃 Sasori constantly makes snide and passive-aggressive comments, all while holding up his craftsmanship as superior. He won’t outwardly demand that you look at his work, but he will patronize you and step on your mission role to handle things himself
𓆃 It’s easier not to take sides when the bickering happens. Neither can really let it go, despite Sasori always acting like he’s above it.
𓆃 Deidara never stops talking about art once he’s in the zone, and Sasori’s snide remarks spur him on further. Both of them are too prideful to conceed
𓆃 It’s fun playing referee for their sparring matches. Sometimes, when the conversation gets heated, the two of them fight. They fight until Deidara gets knocked out, Sasori gets bored, or they recklessly get too low on chakra
𓆃 If you’re ever in a pinch and need an assist, Deidara likes to make a big show of saving you.
𓆃 “That’ll show you to admire my art!” “My superior artwork comes to the rescue yet again!”
𓆃 Sasori is the type to grab you by the back of your collar and drag you out of the way at close range. He thinks it’s funny to attach chakra strings to you before swooping in with his battle puppets
𓆃 In fact, he thinks it’s funny and convenient to do that even when you’re not on the battlefield. If Sasori wants your attention and you don’t hear him, he will physically turn you around from whatever you’re doing
𓆃 You’ve started to feel the tiny attachment of chakra strings in your sleep. You’ve started to brush them away like spiderwebs
𓆃 Deidara likes to walk around with his shirt off. On days he’s feeling generous, he’ll let you do his hair. It’s kinda become a bonding thing between the two of you. Sometimes he’ll yammer on about something, and you pass the time by braiding his hair.
𓆃 You remembered being able to do Hiruko’s hair once. You don’t remember why Sasori allowed it.
𓆃 “Yeah, whatever, but if you get poisoned I’m not giving you an antidote...”
𓆃 You’re as close as an Akatsuki three-man squad will get. There’s a certain amount of healthy distrust, but at the end of the day, Sasori and Deidara are sentimental and enjoy the company... for now...
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Sleeping Headcanons - Part 2
age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.
Word Count: 176 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Fics | Part 1
Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi
Orochimaru
Rarely sleeps, when he does he sleeps fully clothed and away from his s/o.
Zetsu
Both white and black sleep naked, black away from s/o. White sleeps cuddling s/o.
Sasori
Sleeps fully clothed. Unless he's hot, then he may take his shirt off. He sleeps with an arm around you.
Itachi
Sometimes shirtless, sometimes fully clothed. He sleeps fully clothed because it's cold. Then it's hot, so he takes his shirt off. Will cuddle s/o.
Obito/Tobi
He sleeps shirtless, naked, or fully clothed. Most times shirtless. Cuddling s/o or s/o on top of him.
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“Can I kiss you?”
“No.” Sasori denies.
You frowned, unhappy. Feeling as if your a child and your parent just told you that you could not play with your favorite toy.
“I want to kiss you.”
You knew Sasori was saying no just to be an ass. Even though, you’ve never kissed before, you could still tell by his tone.
“I’m working, y/n.” He states the obvious. He continues to pick up a screwdriver that was laid next to the hammer on the wooden table.
You continue to sit beside him, and frown. You then decided to huff loudly.
Sasori tries his best not to smile, successfully doing so. He closed his eyes, taking a deep breath, pretending to dislike what he’s about to do.
You see him lean his cheek towards you. You stared at his side profile confused.
Sasori rolled his eyes. “You wanted to kiss me didn’t you?” He asked, annoyed.
He closed his eyes, his delicate lashes fluttering against his cheeks, only to feel your soft fingers on his cheeks, and your hand on his jaw. Roughly turning his face towards you, and placing your lips on his.
After a while, you chose to pull back from him for the lack of air. Your eyes slowly opened, your long curled eyelashes staring at him.
Sasori was already looking at you. He was looking at you before you kissed him, when you kissed him, and when you pulled away. Though, you did not know, his eyes fluttered closed soon after you were claiming his lips with yours.
You nervously hummed, looking off to the side avoiding his eyes. Sasori chuckled, “You kiss me, then get all shy?” He teased.
You blushed at him, turning away. Then after a moment, all you feel is a soft wooden hand grasp your jaw, his fingers kissing your cheeks, as his lips kissed yours.
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akatsuki music hcs
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I can’t listen to a song without making it about characters so here’s some headcanons for what kind of music each of the Akatsuki characters would like/listen to
more here:
konoha 13 | jonin sensei | sand siblings |
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Pain/Nagato - TOOL // Opeth // Nirvana // Swallow the Sun // Daylight Dies // The Foreshadowing // Alice in Chains // Mad Season
Konan - The Cure // Echo & the Bunnymen // Bauhaus // Siouxsie and the Banshees // Timber Timbre // Mitski
Kisame - The Rolling Stones // The Doors // The Animals // Judas Priest // Black Sabbath // Led Zeppelin // Dio // Ghost
Itachi - Radiohead // Manchester Orchestra // Duster // waveform* // sssense // kees. // Beach House
Deidara - 3OH!3 // Cobra Starship // Panic! at the Disco // Mäneskin // Teenage Disaster // Afourteen // Danny Brown // Cxrpse
Sasori - silence // white noise
Hidan - Nine Inch Nails // Korn // Rob Zombie // Orgy // Skinny Puppy // Sister Machine Gun // PIG // Skold
Kakuzu - the steady hum of his money counter
Tobi - Aqua // 100 gecs // Jimmy Buffet // NSYNC // Crazy Frog // the Cats soundtrack // PSY // Kidz Bop Kids
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BONUS: Orochimaru - a notice from the medical malpractice board read aloud // the wet, gurgling, nubile sounds of a lab engineered fetus taking it’s first breaths (1hr loop) // Slayyyter
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𝕾𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖎 ; Symbolism.
ANON : “ Why does Sasori use Hiruko all the time when hes so ugly ”
That's actually a pretty good question anon ! So my thoughts are like yeah, Sasori is outwardly beautiful and eternally so which I do think there is some kind of element of vanity in but I guess maybe the best way to explain it is overall, Sasori is really the trope of distorted innocence which is a heavy theme surrounding objects like dolls in horror genres bc we relate dolls so heavily to children. Children love dolls and they're often human or animal shaped objects that a child can control / relate to since they're usually made to be representative of or desirable or just comforting to the child in some way: think baby dolls, barbie dolls, rag dolls etc.
Sasori is quite literally the Naruto worlds ultimate answer to the Doll Episode trope which is very common and effective in the horror and fantasy genre.
The dolls are being made to replicate/replace a lost loved one, such as a child, a spouse or a sibling. The dolls are made from human components, dead or otherwise. The dollmaker is obsessed with dolls for some reason, and has taken to preferring them over humans. Maybe even wishing humans were more like dolls. The dolls are possessed by an evil spirit, are Ridiculously Human Robots, or have otherwise become animated/alive and actively malevolent.
The dollmaker or collector will usually be a madman or woman who has taken a shine to the protagonists either as "something" to add to their collection, potential parts for their latest creation, or threats to themselves and their beloved collection, making them try to capture or kill them.
Sasori is literally every one of these elements combined and further he comes from the perspective of not just a disturbed adult but most strongly from the psyche of an extremely damaged child which is emphasized by the fact we do not see Sasori’s “ true self ” as a grown man. Hes forever in the body of a young boy. Trauma in children manifests itself in various different ways just like trauma in adults but sometimes traumatized children become very reliant on objects or tv shows, characters, etc for comfort and emotional support.
Things that aren't people, usually bc they've found people to be unreliable or a source of abuse/pain and thus they escape into or hide behind these ‘comfort objects’. Though the behavior is normal for very young children, children who never stop this kind of behavior and keep it going well beyond the age deemed appropriate to like certain things / carry around stuffed toys ETC are doing it usually because of trauma. Sometimes this is fine and not a problem for the person at all but sometimes is deeply unhealthy and does pose a problem for the effected person.
PS don’t take anything I say as gospel either ! Im not a professional or anything.
However, in my eyes Sasori is a deeply traumatised child. Puppets were an escape and a happy place for him. Somewhere he felt comfort. He tried to replace his parents with puppets to fill the void they left him with, he tried to make them love him like the real ones did. He took them to bed with him, gave them his pillows to sleep on. He spent a lot of time learning to make their movements lifelike so they could hug and comfort him the way his real parents did, it wasn't exactly the same but it was something he held on to to cope with their sudden departure.
This is all canon. In at least in my headcanon Sasori believed his mother and father puppets did ‘care for him’. He had this idea that there was a part of them in the puppets he made and whether that was true or not this idea was heavily reinforced when Sasori was pushed to become a shinobi, which he didn’t exactly have any objections to given he was only 6 and his mother, father and grandmother were all shinobi so it felt normal and good to be one himself. However, this is a massive fault of the Naruto world, child soldiers are not healthy or normal or good. Sasoris puppet parents, again in my HC, became his weapons. It gave them the illusion of protecting him because they literally were even if Sasori was the one controlling them.
Sasori may of “outgrown” these puppets but he never outgrew the attachment he had to puppets, rather this attachment gradually evolved when puppets became extremely idealised n intertwined with human life. The foundation for it was always there with how Sasori treated his parent puppets as “alive” in ways but the real problem came when Sasori started to relate living people / shinobi to puppets. He began trying to essentially make them one because he believed this was ideal not just because of his own personal trauma but because being a shinobi essentially meant being a weapon / object which human beings were ill suited while puppets were perfect.
Sasori was replacing the weak / unreliable / temporary / breakable with something strong / reliable / permanent / indestructible. Sasori was deeply effected by how much death and dismemberment he witnessed in the people around him, he sought to eliminate this issue. Puppets were his answer to everything. As this progressed he started disliking humanity entirely and clinging to his puppets as a source of shelter / refuge from humanity who swiftly began to judge him despite being the ones who set him on his path. In fact, in ways Sasori was basically ASKED to do what he did and when he did it suddenly everyone was against it. Its something Sasori couldn’t understand or handle. so Sasori went from wanting to breath life into puppets to simply wanting to make humans into puppets out a the deep dislike/distrust/betrayal he felt.
Komushi was Sasori’s first ‘ human puppet ’ but Sasori didn’t view Komushi as his own. He technically made Kumoshi for his mother. Needless to say despite the request its not what Kumoshi’s mother wanted.
There was a lot of pressure on Sasori to “preform” to help his village. To protect its people. Sasori outlived pretty much all shinobi tasked with the same job to the point where he started to believe in some way in the back of his mind that he alone was capable. He began to think if he just turned people into human puppets they couldn’t be beaten or destroyed because he wouldn’t allow such a thing.
Hiruko was Sasori’s first real creation for himself. No one asked him to build Hiruko, he didn’t build him to comfort anyone else. Hes kind of the first human puppet Sasori made when he began to do things for himself and not to help his village. In a way, Hiruko is linked to Sasori’s freedom, to Sasori choosing his art and “happiness” over his village’s desire for him to be a slave that follows orders and destroys himself for their betterment. He was done with that.
Essentially, despite Hiruko’s “ugliness” hes Sasori’s favourite toy and Sasori very much treats him the way a child treats a favourite toy. He goes everywhere with Sasori, Sasori relies on him out of comfort. Theres also the secondary element of convenience since he does mask Sasori’s true appearance giving him a disguise and hes literally a suit of armour as well. Sasori’s aware Hiruko is ugly but hes fond of him the way a child might love a teddy bear even if it the bear appears to others as gross and ratty and old and they could probably have a newer, prettier bear its not the looks that are important. Its The sentimental value and thus the comfort it provides.
I also personally view Hiruko as another symbol of that distorted innocence Sasori represents as I mentioned earlier. Sasori’s appearance is that of a young, beautiful, innocent serene looking youth which we know as his true form but rather, I see Hiruko as just as just as representative of the true Sasori, something more symbolic of Sasori’s soul. Something frightening, old, ugly and twisted and violent. They're both sides of the same coin. I think In some way, perhaps subconsciously Sasori relates to Hiruko this way as well.
LASTLY, before I ramble more bc omg I've never shut up a day in my life, Sasori and Hiruko are both representative literally of the scorpion. Sasori more spiritually and Hiruko more psychically. Scorpions are an armored, intimating animal with a venomous sting from their defensive and offensive tails. Scorpions are symbolic with healing, death, rebirth, passion, revenge, mystery.
Scorpions were thought to have the ability to heal just as easily as kill. Scorpions are both seen as evil and demonic as well as pure and angelic. They’re typically feared and also highly sacred. Theyre a symbol of deep emotion yet being an arachnid they’re also thought of as insectiod which simultaneously gives them the impression of being simply unfeeling and machine-like.
The scorpion represents a shy, gentle creature that prefers to keep to itself yet when needed its perfectly bold, magnetic and vicious. I think its really interesting to note how closely fitting Sasori is to the symbolism of scorpions if you look at them in various cultures and mythology and I've tied him very heavily to these concepts because I'm insane like that.
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Sasori’s nb & considers himself agender to be precise. He accepts all pronouns but he/him pronouns are used most frequently. In all aspects Sasori has gone out of his way to liken himself as much to a doll or “ puppet ” as possible & this is perhaps another reflection of that process. Though he is uncannily life like in all other ways, in part attributed to being built from a real human base, no, he hasn’t actually bothered with anatomical correctness. Reason being that he finds this to be just pointless to his ~aesthetic~.
Furthermore, while Sasori is comfortable projecting certain aspects of masculinity, he typically teeters over to more feminine aspects frequently & preferably. Appearance wise, Sasori does not like to look like a man as such. A very pretty young boy is as far as he's comfortable with as far as male presentation goes. He prefers to look feminine & doll like & as he sees himself as more youthful & beautiful this way, so his overall appearance can be rather ambiguous. The best way to describe Sasori’s appearance is young & angelic with no completely obvious gender on either side.
In line with the above, no, Sasori has never had any romantic flames in any way. Sasori lived most of his life, even while human, isolated from others. His great skill set him apart from any in his age group & his mastery of puppets frequently othered him further, given in Suna puppet users were often considered oddities in the first place. ( Which I believe was suggested with Kankuro ) Dire loneliness was one of the overarching factors that warped his psyche. Kumoshi was the only living person in Suna who treated Sasori like a human being, & not a form of object, be it a weapon to serve the village or a column on a pedestal only to be looked up to. Since then, the only other living people Sasori has found comfort & a sense of kinship with are the Akatsuki. His loyalty to the organisation is truly genuine.
Sasori has no filter, he’s extremely blunt no matter who he is speaking to. Besides Itachi he is one of the members of Akatsuki who talks the least, however in stark contrast to Itachi he isn’t ever polite about it. If Sasori has something to say he’ll say it regardless to what anyone thinks about it. Canonly, almost everyone BUT Sasori was prone to using honorifics when speaking to others. Sasori rarely ever used them. ( Never to my knowledge ) Where as Itachi almost always used them. He has ZERO qualms when it comes to cutting others down, using harsh / foul language & can be particularly insulting when he wants to be. Sasori will read you for fifth at a moments notice. Its a talent he has.
While he was able to eat Sasori’s favourite food was MAPO DOUFU. He tended to enjoy spicy dishes the best. He also had a massive sweet tooth & was a fan of all sweets, particularly those in the caramel family. On top of that, Sasori was & is a decent cook, contrast to his grandma who wasn’t fond of the culinary side of things which pushed him to take an interest in this himself, especially if he wanted to eat a proper meal at any point. It should be noted that while Sasori no longer needs to eat he does actually still sleep. This is not so much done to recover physical stamina but rather mental stamina & to pass the time. Sasori may not have a body to keep recharged anymore but he still has a consciousness, which does still benefit from sleeping.
Sasori’s mother & father had never planned for him to become a shinobi. They did not want that life for their child & had kept him majorly away from it while they were alive. After their deaths, however, Chiyo taught Sasori puppetry to cheer him up. It worked for a short time but Sasori’s talent became obvious to all around him which resulted in the council of Sunagakure pushing Chiyo to train Sasori for combat, due to their desire not to waste this talent when they believed their village was struggling. Chiyo reluctantly agreed & Sasori proved to be as talented in battle as he was in the workshop.
Sasori is in fact distantly related to Chikamatsu Monzaemon, which is precisely how the Chikamatsu’s collection wound up in Chiyo’s possession, having been passed down their family for generations. As a child, Sasori was occasionally referred to as “Chikamatsu’s second coming”, or “Chikamatsu reborn” in acknowledgement to his prodigal talents, something which he took great pride in as he always studied & idolised the man. Even to this day if Sasori was given the option to face anyone dead or alive in a friendly battle of skill Chikamatsu would be his choice without hesitation.
Another, probably more controversial headcanon I have is that Sasori is also in fact related to an unknown member of the Uzumaki clan. This is known possibly only by Chiyo however. Sasori’s grandfather was never given any identity in the series that I know of & as far as we saw he didn’t get his bright red hair from his grandmother. Chiyo also makes no reference to any husband or indication that she ever had one leaving Sasori’s grandfather a complete mystery. Taking the known traits of the Uzumaki clan relatives we know of and applying them to Sasori does make a lot of sense in my opinion, particularly when I think of the amount of Chakra Sasori was able to effortlessly expel and his precise control of it even at such huge quantities I think this is most clearly demonstrated in both Sasori’s 100 puppet performance technique & his living core, which I would think is mostly logically the result of a type of macabre Fūinjutsu. As for Sasori’s grandfather I haven't named him or given him any type of personality in my HC but I do HC Chiyo possibly met him during the second war & had a relationship with him then. I believe this has always been kept a secret, whether or not Chiyo knew his origins.
A little bit on Sasori’s core: As stated this is quite literally Sasori. The cylinder seen in his chest is Sasori’s actual form & contains all of his consciousness & life force, making it generally sentient. It is able to move itself in a somewhat psychokinetic manner. Technically, Sasori’s core is able to “merger” with whatever organic material it comes in contact with, allowing Sasori’s spirit/lifeforce to possess it & Sasori does have consciousness & control over what his core targets. In theory, this could mean Sasori could posses a still living human, however the tendrils that protrude from the cylinder are short & are not designed for grappling with living things that might seek to reject its presence. This is also why Sasori’s shell bodies all have a special space carved out for the core to slide in nicely & take control.
The shells that hold Sasori’s physical likeness are really just that ━ shells, of which he has created numerous in his former image, as shown briefly during his battle with Chiyo & Sakura. Sasori’s original body, however, is the one he was shown fighting in & it only differs from his human puppets due to his own design, which is why Sasori considers himself his greatest masterpiece as he is the closest to a living puppet there ever has been in any way. Unlike his “human puppets” Sasori initially appears completely lifelike & with the exception of eating & breathing, behaves lifelike as well. He has even taken measures to camouflage any obvious joints that might be visible outside of his Akatsuki robes with a layer of what would be best described as a type of “skin” over top. This is why Sasori’s fingers, wrists & toes do not appear to have puppet like joints as his human puppets do & why his skin doesn’t take on that greyish “dead” appearance they do either.
In some places, however, it was shown Sasori hasn’t bothered to hide his joints or his obvious puppet parts as they are concealed by his cloak. This was also due to using his body as a battle puppet, fitted with deadly weapons & simplifying himself for repairs & additions. If he wanted however, he could have made his puppet body look exactly the same as his human body with absolutely no obvious joints & free of weapons entirely. The difference merely being the lack of a sign he is actually alive. ( Body heat, breath ect ) & since I like to use pieces of the game’s canon in my portrayal, I do imagine Sasori’s body had been in this more entirely “human looking” state once before, before he decided to alter himself to add weapons, to explain why there was no visible sign of him being a “puppet” when confronted by Konan to join the Akatsuki despite the fact that at that point he should have already been converted.
Sasori’s desire to collect puppets would very much go into the realms of compulsive hording if the Naruto world didn’t have that handy little thing called scrolls where you can just instantly & infinitely store items, + Sasori’s always forced to move around being a criminal & all so he never gets settled anywhere. As things are now, of course, Sasori’s “”collecting”” is dark in the sense that it combines a serial killer & trophy taking kind of angle which would slow down MOST normal people outside of Naruto’s world but since death & killing is almost considered a norm, Sasori is just as able to freely acquire mass amounts of human puppets the same way he would able to acquire Barbie dolls in our wold. The only things limiting his collecting is the hunt & the “materials” he can find & deem worthy.
Sasori can be very picky, he wont just convert ANY shinobi into a human puppet for his collection, he prefers strong shinobi with interesting jutsu so obviously that limits what he can collect for either unavailability or the challenge of having to kill that shinobi – though, nearly 300 puppets later, obviously killing them hasn’t been THAT MUCH of a challenge to Sasori. After proving himself the victor, Sasori feels himself entitled to collect that person. He would not find the “piece” as valuable or as desired if he couldn’t face & defeat them in battle, meaning Sasori almost never makes puppets out of anyone he hasn’t personally confronted & killed himself. Furthermore, Sasori does not consider this an evil, twisted act but rather quite the opposite. To Sasori this is a show of utmost honour & respect to them & their abilities. In his mind he’s immortalising them, so they will “live” forever, never broken or defeated again.
Regardless, he does sometimes “convert” shinobi who aren't strong. These are literally spare parts. As his puppets are “human” the only materials that aren't human are the weapons & mechanisms within them. To do that he needs human parts to work with as well . Sasori likes to keep his materials organic as much as possible.
I believe Sasori’s death was certainly linked to the amount of puppets he lost. His fight with Sakura & Chiyo essentially laid waste to his life’s work & Sasori’s puppets have always been more important to him than just pieces of art he's proud of. They're… A condition. The manifestation of a severely damaged psyche & trauma. They’re a coping mechanism. Since he was a child creating puppets was how he distracted himself from his sadness & loss & really existed to fill that void. I don’t think Sasori really took the loss of over 15 YEARS of tireless work, dedication & attachment as well as it seemed. I think it was…. Very hard for him to watch his favourite puppets completely destroyed & with most of his collection wrecked I believe he began to feel the only comfortable outcome for himself was to “die” with them & so when the opportunity presented itself Sasori simply allowed it, keeping in mind Sasori would have been the victor had he chose to be.
Puppets of course aren’t the only thing Sasori has in his collection. He also obviously collects poisons / toxins & the equipment to make all of these things, from the poisons to the puppets. He has a fascination for bugs & creepy crawlies so he has some preserved bug specimens as well + a little bug collection. Then being an artist he also tends to have various things for artistic mediums beside JUST making puppets. Another one of Sasori’s most important artistic mediums is drawing. He has a few sketch books, one in particular which is rather large & slightly tatty showing its age. These books are full of deigns for Sasori’s puppets, including their mechanisms & brief notes on how they will work & other things. He makes sure not to go too much in detail however as he prefers to keep his puppets secret weaponry just that.
He doesn’t create a puppet without a good design in mind, especially for how he can best utilise the puppet’s human traits. He often has to make special mechanisms to get a human puppets particular kekkei genkai working at the same level it would when that puppet was still alive. Sasori likes to have all this planned out before he begins working for convenience sake, he at least likes to have a rough map for what components he’ll need to access & utilise those special abilities, as often he can add other things later & usually does when he feels a spurt of inspiration or thinks he's had a good idea. Sasori’s artistic style is very hyper realistic, he likes to get everything as perfect & precise as possible which he's very capable of given his extensive anatomical knowledge. Sasori will also make designs of people who… Aren’t dead. Many of his fellow Akatsuki members he's already made design plans for with very detailed & descriptive images. This would probably be seen as threatening if discovered but Sasori doesn’t exactly see it that way. Its really just like drawing someone a portrait of themselves to him & as far as his fellow Akatsuki members go no, he doesn’t really plan to ‘act’ on making them into puppets for now, he's simply imagining what they'd be like as puppets.
Typically, Sasori will start “designing” someone he finds interesting as a puppet the moment he meets them & if he decides he likes them enough he will eventually start putting his designs to paper. Again this would be seen as frightening & threatening to most normal people really it should be taken as flattering or complimentary. To be designed in one of Sasori’s sketch books Is Sasori’s weird way of saying he likes you or he respects you / admires your power & thinks you deserve to be ‘eternal’.
Sasori & Chiyo had a rather serious fight prior to Komushi’s death. This was the product of Sasori confronting Chiyo about lying to him about his parents deaths for all those years & Chiyo defending this by claiming she wanted to spare him the pain & Sasori arguing against what he felt were hypocrisies. It went on like this, Chiyo defending the village’s ( and her own ) decisions. Sasori was already kind of suffering selective mutism at this point & this didn’t really help. The communication between them wasn’t very fruitful or satisfactory for either of them.
This resulted in Sasori opting to “move out” in a way as he decided to retreat to suna’s puppet workshop & stay there, avoiding his grandma as much as possible. This is why Komushi started acting as a messenger between him & Chiyo since the two were not speaking. This went on for a number of months, I would go as far as to say nearing a year, but Sasori’s mental state wasn't thought of as dire as it was due to the fact Sasori was though of as just naturally quiet & Chiyo herself noted Komushi was Sasori’s only real friend so his absolute withdrawal was not entirely thought of as unusual or noticed too much until too late.
I always found Chiyo recounting past events in ep 319 really strange since her & Sasori are shown to have this awkward standoffish relationship despite the fact we’re not shown any clear reason for it. We’re not sure why they seem to be avoiding each other otherwise but this is my explanation & to me looking at it this way it makes sense why Chiyo felt so responsible for Sasori’s collapse as she says she distanced himself from him when he needed love by allowing him to withdraw away & essentially encouraging it as she did the same. Her attempts to make peace with Sasori were there but since they weren't direct Sasori did not interpret them as such & he was already hurt & angry that she had lied to him all those years.
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Can we talk about the impractical nature of Akatsuki robes. Whoever designed them didn't see a major flaw in the functionality and wearability of its overall structure. I know Pein-sama had a final decision making say, but what was he thinking?? The robes are missing one vital component which is a water resistant HOOD so when they're out in the wilderness and it's raining they don't have to pointlessly get soaked and get even more sick.
And yes this post is specifically referring to Itachi because he is a sick meow meow but sure why not the rest of the boys. How does Sasori function if he's wet? His puppets have to rust or stop bring effective when damp? Pein is obvi used to the rainy seasons and doesn't mind being damp 24/7 but it's a bit hilarious when he has a nonstop meeting with the boys for 3 days and Hidan and Kakuzu are sitting in the rain getting drenched for no reason at all and Itachi who opts out of fighting a tailed beast host and has Kakuzu do it instead has to sit under a tree to avoid getting more sick.
I just don't see the logic of designing the robes with no hood for a clandestine ultra secretive militant group of criminals who are the number one in the bingo book. Winter robes should have more utilitarian function with added pockets and a fleece lining for colder seasons. Give them a double lining.
It's just odd. I get that it's their trademark and is meant to incite fear and warn their enemies but hello, think about your subordinates a little here leader sama. They are doing your dirty work for you while you decompose in the basement.
- written w/my friend and had this in the drafts for quite a while.
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There was only one bed - Horny Akatsuki Edition
request by @takhidk 🤍
SOFT NSFW

Deidara:
-is completely speechless when he finds out there is only one bed at the inn during your mission together
-acts cocky though, telling you not to make a move on him
-he’s the first one to make a move, saying the bed is too small (he is literally 5’5” lmao) as he scoots closer to you
-you tease him about it and he tells you to shut up, his cheeks red
-he’s never had sex before but what he lacks in experience he makes up for with his enthusiasm
-you have to tell him that his hands are a gift, and how to use them, but he’s very happy to comply
-‘wouldn’t it be better to make the bed explode when I make you cum, hm?’ he asks, and you look at him, eyes wide
-‘no, Deidara. Unless you want this to never happen again’
-‘fine’
Obito:
-can’t believe himself. He hasn’t slept in the same bed with anyone ever
-decides to play dumb with his Tobi persona, hugging you like a pillow
-in reality, bro is dying to have you close to him
-after a while, though, he gets quite worked up, and decides he’ll have his fun with you. He can tell you want him by the way you casually move your ass against him, as if he couldn’t notice
-he blindfolds you and takes off his mask, starting to kiss your neck, letting his voice drop to his normal tone
-‘you know what happens to little things like you who poke the rattlesnake, right?’
Hidan:
-As soon as he sees there’s only one bed, he’s all for it
-‘I bet you asked for one bed, huh? Guess I’m just irresistible’ he grins cockily
-‘Yeah, right’ you say, rolling your eyes, though you have to admit he is hot.
-‘Let’s fuck’ he says, as forward as always. You stare at him, swallowing painfully
-When you hesitate, Hidan practically throws you on the bed, ripping the cloak off of you and licking your exposed chest
-‘Come on, sweetheart. Let’s have some fun, you and I’ he says, pulling your shirt up and starting to suck on your nipples, a bit too rough, but the pain soon mixes with the pleasure
Itachi:
-blinks and stands in the doorway, looking at the double bed. ‘There must have been a misunderstanding. I will solve it, don’t worry’ he says, disappearing towards the reception. You kind of hope they won’t have any other rooms, although the idea of sleeping with Itachi is both hot and terrifying
-when he comes back, he does not look too happy
-‘I am deeply sorry about this. They do not have any other rooms. I will sleep on the chair’ he says, removing his cloak as he goes in. You do the same, and you don’t fail to catch his eyes on you for a split second. As you get into bed, you stare at him, sucking in your lips
-‘Sleep on the bed, Itachi’ you say after a while. He looks at you, his throat bobbing before he slowly gets up and crawls under the blanket, staring at you. He wants to touch you, but it would be inappropriate. He can’t get himself to move. And yet, when you move closer to him and push your ass against him, he can’t contain himself and wraps a hand around your waist, pulling you closer
-‘Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. Let me indulge you, then’ he says, his hand slipping under your shorts as he starts to kiss your neck languidly
Pain:
-Is quite pissed off that he was not given two rooms, but when he looks at you, he can’t help but think this must have been fate
-and after all, he hasn’t had that chance in so long
-he saw the way you looked at him, with a blush on your cheeks and suggestive eyes
-‘lie down’ he says, tone authoritative, ‘and take off your clothes’
-you can’t believe your ears. Though when Pain gives you a meaningful look, you quickly do as he says, though you’re blushing and trembling with anticipation
-‘let’s make the most of this unfortunate situation, shall we?’ he says, running his hands on your thighs, splaying them open for him and staring at you with those hypnotic eyes
Kakuzu:
-is fuming at first. No one can mock him like this
-after that, though, he’s quite pleased with himself
-‘Less money to pay like this. We will do this from now on’
-‘Uhm… Kakuzu? Where are you going to sleep?’
-‘On the bed. I am going to get my money’s worth, brat’ he says, removing his headband and mask. You look at him, suddenly hyperaware. He’s… good-looking. For a 90-year old guy, he’s handsome
-when you shift slightly to find a comfortable position on the mattress, black tendrils catch your wrists and you find yourself tied up
-‘You’re a handful. Do not move’ he says, hovering above you. You think he’s going to knock you out cold, but instead, he positions himself between your legs
-‘I don’t want to hear a sound. Or else’
Kisame:
-laughs it off when you’re embarrassed that there’s only one bed
-‘I suppose there’s nothing to be done. Might as well get comfortable’ he says, taking off his cloak and his shirt. You stare at him, your lips parting at the muscles on his body
-‘It’s not a shop window. You can look and touch, if you want’ he says with a sharp grin
-You blush, nevertheless getting closer to him, until your hand is resting on his chest
-His large hands easily lift you up from your waist as he holds you against him until you have to wrap your legs around his hips
-‘I didn’t even need the bed, but since we’re here…’ he says, lowering you on the mattress and grinning as he unfastens your cloak
Sasori:
-‘I don’t need to sleep anyway’ he says, sitting at the desk and turning the lamp on as he starts tinkering with one of his puppets
-You frown, lying down on the bed. The noise of screwdrivers and nails clattering on the desk is pissing you off, and you decide to see if he really is a puppet who doesn’t feel anything at all
-you move your hand between your legs, underneath your underwear
-‘what are you doing?’ he asks, voice smooth, but he doesn’t turn around
-‘nothing’ you say, smirking slightly and gasping softly as you start to touch yourself on the bed.
-‘rude’ he says, and when you try to move, your hands are frozen. When you look at him, there are chakra strings connecting his hands to yours
-‘I suppose I can play with you instead of my puppets tonight’
Konan:
-Blushes when she sees that there’s only one bed and asks you if you want her to look for a different inn
-you tentatively tell her it’s okay
-when you two get into bed, you keep glancing at each other, and you keep looking at that piercing underneath her lip, wondering what it would be like to kiss her and feel it against your lips
-when she moves, you’re frozen in place
-her lips are soft and you do feel the coldness of the metal on your bottom lip, but it’s quite a nice feeling
-Konan gets on top of you, continuing to make out with you, neither of you saying anything as you start to undress each other
-literally the most normal experience you’re gonna get in the Akatsuki, and she’s stunning too! Go you
Zetsu:
-watches you sleep like a creep
-sorry, I got nothing on this “guy”
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Sasori’s Apprentice Relationship Headcanons
𓆃 As much as Sasori would hate to admit it, he’s a bit of a sucker for flattery. It won’t get you far, but it might make you think twice before striking you down on the spot
𓆃 He’s rather forgiving when it comes to his craft; in fact, he might even offer you his expertise without you asking. But even then, approaching Sasori for guidance in any sort of capacity is very all or nothing.
𓆃 Puppetry is a more niche sort of Jutsu and Sasori’s main fixation, so showing interest as another creator is enough to gain a sliver of respect. But you would have to be something brilliant for Sasori to take you on.
𓆃 Approaching him and stating who you are and your intentions is enough for Sasori to allow his curiosity to overcome him and get you a match to show your skills. You heard of his skills, and you want to learn.
𓆃 Innovation. Creativity. Feats of engineering completely unique to you. It is that simple and yet all the more difficult.
𓆃 Even if he bests you in battle, he might offer you an opportunity if you’re impressive. But don’t be confused— it’s your skill and the potential of your art. Not you.
𓆃 If he’s impressed, he would have no issues taking you on. He might even humor you by asking about the specific mechanisms of your puppets. Sasori would show you broken parts of yours and his creations alike, pointing out minuscule details to pick your brain.
𓆃 He has his own form of jargon, so you’ll eventually have to learn his shorthand. Sasori also has a very specific organizational structure for his things which you will also have to learn.
𓆃 Sasori approaches engineering like a puzzle, taking great amusement and satisfaction in solving complex problems. He takes an almost non-traditional approach to his work in order to form shortcuts.
𓆃 For someone so analytical, he thinks very much outside the box. His thoughts are oftentimes difficult to follow as a result.
𓆃 If you find two different methods to come to a conclusion, most times Sasori will insist that his is more efficient and better.
𓆃 To your surprise, he breaks things down fairly well but is prone to leaving out steps or getting frustrated when your brain doesn’t work as quickly as his.
𓆃 He will not give you answers. Sasori will show you techniques, but when it comes to engineering, he will leave you to figure things out on your own. He believes in struggling, and if you can’t figure it out, “that’s your own goddamn fault”
𓆃 But you can’t be too good. Any perceived true threat will have you struck down the moment you challenge him.
𓆃 Uninspired. Dangerous. Sasori will pass judgement on you and your creations, and if they don’t meet the standard you’re both being cut at the strings.
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PDA With The Akatuski - Part 2
age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.
Word Count: 299 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version | Part 1
Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi
Orochimaru
No affection, even in private. Now he may put an arm around you as in a "you belong to me" sort of way.
Zetsu
Black Zetsu didn't want to be in a relationship to begin with, but here we are. No affection whatsoever. Only in private, after he's been with you for a while.
White Zetsu has no idea what this is or what it means. It makes you happy though, so he'll keep doing it!
Sasori
Hand holding. Nothing else. He's not one to display lots of affection.
Itachi
Would put an arm around you, hold hands, but that's as far as he will go. Maybe a quick kiss if no one else is around. Not much into PDA.
Obito/Tobi
Would hold hands, put an arm around you. Maybe kiss if no one is around. As Tobi, he would sort of hold hands. He'd be holding your hand and then let go for some reason and forget to hold your hand again.
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Annoying. So utterly annoying.
Sasori thought as he angrily walked ahead of Y/N. The said girl timidly walked not too far behind him. Her soft sweaty hands holding one another behind her. A frown played on her lips as she stared at the ground.
The reason Sasori was so annoyed was because he didn’t see why Pain had made Y/N come along with him on this mission. All she did was stare at him, and if he caught her, she’d immediately apologize, blush, and look away.
Sasori wasn’t dumb. He knew this 21 year old girl had a crush on him. It was obvious. He had told her numerous times, he was a puppet and he doesn’t not feel, love, or care for her feelings. He had much more important things to do rather than pay attention to a child.
“Sasori?” You quietly asked, tightening your grip on your other hand. Your heart was beating crazy. He made you so nervous.
“What.” He replied quickly, annoyed.
Y/N felt a tug at her heart. She frowned.
“A-Are you angry with me?” You asked, hoping he’d say no.
“Not with you, no.” “Then, why are you angry?” She asked, confused.
Sasori didn’t reply, he just continued walking ahead of her. Y/N took a deep breath before building up her courage to walk beside him.
Sasori side eyed her, before looking away at the trees above them. ‘Cant believe I had to leave Hiruko at the base,’ he annoyingly thought. He closed his eyes in irritation, as a ‘tch’ sound left his lips.
‘He’s so pretty,’ Y/N thought as she admired his short beautiful red hair, his long dark eyelashes, and his beautiful sculpted lips.
You watched as his figure moved past beautiful tall trees, with the prettiest shade of green leaves. The sun making his hair an even brighter shade of red, his grayish-brown eyes shimmering-
“Stop staring,” he demanded, not looking at you. How does he know I was staring at him? Oh gosh, have I been staring at him for so long that I didn’t notice? I must look like a creep, oh my-
“Stop overthinking.”
The girl’s eyes widened, as her body went stiff. The first thing that flew out of her mouth was an apology. “I-I’m sorry,” she murmured.
Sasori became even more annoyed. Why did she feel the need to apologize for everything? Was she sorry she was staring? Or was she sorry she got caught? Before he could dwell on the matter longer, he realized, he didn’t care. He didn’t need to be thinking about some little girl’s apology problem.
He huffed in annoyance and turned his head away from her. Even though, you couldn’t see it, Sasori was flustered. If he were human, his cheeks would be a rosy shade of pink.
Y/N saw him turn his head away from her. Is he mad at me? Have I done something wrong? Y/N’s eyes began to water.
The girl had a bad anxiety problem. Everything hurt her heart if something went wrong when she has full control of the situation. If anything went bad, it was her fault. If something didn’t go as planned, it was her fault. If she couldn’t speak without stuttering, her fault.
She hated her heart so much for pounding loudly in her chest. She hated her mind even more for the unwanted thoughts. But it can’t be helped.
“Sasori?” You tried to keep your voice from cracking. “What?” He snappishly answered, looking at you. His eyes slightly widened at your teary eyes. You had almost missed the look of worry on his face, but it was gone the second it came.
“I really am sorry,” you apologized once more.
Without realizing it, Sasori didn’t feel the need to roll his eyes or become annoyed. He just sighed in patience. “I know,” he quietly said.
“Do you forgive me?”
“Yes.”
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𝟭𝟴+ 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗗𝗡𝗜, 𝗳𝗲𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 ;)
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𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 & 𝗞𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘇𝘂:
•these two love nothing more than a brat, someone to challenge them. someone who pushes their limits.
•both are brat tamers, all for punishments and funishments. You want to act out? Too damn bad. They’ll be the first to pull you into their room and snap that mentally right from you.
•toys, being tied up, sensory deprivation, all these among other things they’ll use on and against you. they truly enjoy watching the way you whimper, begging for them to use your holes.
•Kakuzu & Hidan are definitely on the rougher side of things but they both know when you need gentler loving, and won’t hesitate to slow down if they feel that you can’t handle it.
•praising? Forget about it, that won’t come until they’re done with you. “𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁?”, “𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁. 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲.” Are the comments they’ll coo and mewl into your ears as they mark you up and stuff you.
•are gods at aftercare. Hidan wasn’t aware that it was something that should and needed to be done after a session. Kakuzu had to explain it to him but once he understood, he was the first to jump up and make you comfortable. bubble baths, body massages, playing with you hair. These are just some of the ways to two will take care of you.
𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗶 & 𝗗𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮:
•these two will take their time with you. They say your body is art and will marvel at you like you’re on a pedestal.
•what you would think would be a short and quick fuck, would turn into hours of pleasure. Each whimper, moan, and whine that escapes your lips only eggs them on.
•definitely taking turns. While one fucks you, the other will play with you. They enjoy doing this while in missionary. Deidara will have you up against him while his red haired partner fills you up. The blonde will play with your nipples, stroke your frame, nibble on your ears and leave purple marks on your neck.
•Sasori won’t cum yet. He’ll pull out and let his partner take his turn. Sasori will gently place your hand around his shaft, having you slowly stroke him as a test to your concentration.
•the pair love to praise. Especially when you’re taking both of them. “𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝘀.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆.”. they also love caressing & touching your face any chance they get.
•kisses. whether it’s on your lips or your neck, even your inner thighs, kissing is one thing they can’t go without. eye contact is another thing the two crave. they feel it’s a pure bonding, and intimate connection.
•their version of aftercare involves cuddling and sleeping. once everyone’s been cleaned up, they’ll place you gently between them, wrapping you up under the blanket and they’ll trace over your body and play with your hair until you fall asleep.
𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻 & 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻:
•pain will have Konan focus on you first. Watching as his partners face is buried between your legs, causing you to cry out as her tongue flicks over your clit. He enjoys the way you grab onto her hair when she slides her fingers into you, almost as if you want her deeper.
•Konan is primarily the top with you, taking control until it’s time to take her partner. Sometimes she’ll have you finger fuck her, pleasing her the way she does you. These two also enjoy bringing toys into the mix. Edging you with a vibrator until you’re begging for release.
•Pain never lets either of the girls feel excluded. Giving both Konan and you the same amount of pleasure and attention. Hates when his girls are dissatisfied. While he fucks you, he’ll hold a vibrator to his partners clit, watching as they both become unraveled by his touch.
•when Pain is near his orgasm, he’ll have both of you get on your knees in front of him. The look of his girls this way throws him over the edge. Covering the both of you in his cum. All over your faces, it dripping down your chins and onto your chests.
•their version of aftercare is taking a nice hot shower. It’ll start off innocent, just lathering yourselves in soap to clean yourselves and before you know it, Pain will have you and Konan bent over and mushed against the shower wall.
𝗭𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 & 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗶/𝗢𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗼:
•doms! This pair takes control. Black Zetsu will be the main focus out of him and white Zetsu, but white Zetsu is the one the praise you during your sessions.
•Obito prefers being the ‘sloppy’ second believe it or not. He’ll watch his partner stuff and fill your holes, listening to the way you cry as you take him. He also loves to taunt you when his partner is deep in your cunt. “𝘄𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹. 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝗺.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁.”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰. 𝗜𝘀 𝘇𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂? 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸?”
•they both love choking. Your neck will be red for hours after each session. Any form of marking these two are able to leave on you fuels them. They both have an ownership & possession kink. They’re not satisfied until you’re covered in purple and red marks.
•another thing to two love doing is pulling out and cumming on your entrance. The pair love watching as you go about your daily activities with their cum mixing together in your panties.
•uses each other for punishments. You piss off Obito? You’ll be paying for that as Zetsu stuffs your holes, his partner will be right next to you as your face is mushed on the wall, into the carpet, into a pillow. The usual taunting will continue, becoming harsher with each sentence. Obito knows his words cause you to become soaked, craving nothing but his cock inside you, and that’s what you’re being deprived of.
•Zetsu is the same. If you anger him, you’re out of luck. He’ll have Tobi bending you over a desk, completely wrecking you. Zetsu does taunt, just not as much as Tobi. What he does instead is stroke his cock. Just out of your arms reach. It’s look but don’t touch, which drives you mad.
•at the end of this, they’ll run you a hot bath. Letting you relax and unwind in the warm water. They’ll be found in the kitchen, preparing a delicious meal for after.
𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 & 𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶:
•just like Deidara & Sasori, these two prefer going slow. They’ll go all day if they choose.
•when there isn’t enough time to have sex, they’ll have you take turns riding their thighs. Leaving stains from your juices on their pant legs.
•these two aren’t ashamed of pushing you against a tree while out on a mission. They also don’t care if anybody discovers the three of you getting it on, whether that’s at home in the compound or while on a task.
•hair pullers. That nice bun, or ponytail you had? It’ll be wrecked by the time these two are done with you.
•late at night, they love when you get on top. Taking your time and doing what movements you need to get your release. They love watching the way your tits bounce as you ride their cocks.
•as much as they love using you, they prefer when you use them. If you crave them in the middle of the night, they’ll be more than happy to give you what you want. You want to sneak off from a group dinner and have a quickie in a bathroom, just give them that look and they’ll find an excuse to leave.
•when it comes to aftercare, they will worship your body like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do. Don’t get me wrong, they worship you while fucking, but seeing your body after, sets them both into overdrive. Body massages, compliments and praises, and kissing.
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I love your blog so much! I just wanted to let you know how much I adore your writing! And would ot be alright if I request akatsuki x reader headcannons for a reader who has a lot of tattoos?
Notes: Thank you so much!! God, someone praised my writing and my hands started to shake with happiness, I need to learn to control myself. I want to apologize for taking so long to do this, I hope you like it, good reading ;)
・*☆¸ Akatsuki with a reader who has a lot of tattoos
Warnings: Bad language, provocations, is SFW.
Pronouns: None.
Anime: Naruto.
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[♥] Itachi Uchiha
It didn't take long for you to notice him in the distance looking at it.
The kind that likes to imagine the meaning instead of asking.
He thinks this detail of your body so beautiful, he could spend hours admiring it.
Isn't so comfortable with the idea of getting a tattoo too, but think about it.
He once do a drawing and imagined what it would look like as a tattoo of yours, but he didn't have the courage to show you.
Itachi don't mind with other people admiring your tattoos as long as they don't bore you.
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[♦] Kisame Hoshigaki
God, he finds you >>so<< attractive.
Because of the cloak it was not possible to see your tattoos, the first time he saw was during a fight when you got rid of the cloak to act better, and by God, you were so badass.
"Why were you hiding that beautiful detail of your body from me, dear?"
Whenever this is shown, it hits him hard.
He likes to run his finger along the outline of the drawings when you are cuddled before going to sleep.
Just mention it and soon this man will be excited to get a tattoo with you.
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[♣] Deidara
He doesn't like the idea of permanent art... But yours tattoos are an exception.
Would like to get a tattoo on you, he would learn and practice before doing it if you let him.
Staring at a mark he's made on your body leaves him with a silly smile.
Got random tattoo ideas in the middle of the night now.
Keep trying to guess the meaning of each one and it never makes much sense.
Stares back when someone stares too hard at yours tattoos.
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[♠] Sasori
God, your body is pure art.
Every detail, every curve, is so unique and beautiful, if you say that any one has a meaning it only makes him love it even more.
Honestly, he never cared much for tattoos, after all, he didn't know many people who had it, until he met you and that hit him hard.
He thought seriously and tried to do this on some of his puppets because he actually found a very interesting detail.
While he likes the idea of getting a tattoo too, he is very indecisive because he thinks it should have some meaning.
He doesn't really like other people staring, to him you're like a work of art that only he can admire.
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[♥] Kakuzu
Kakuzu has tattoos so he likes it, but he finds yours much more interesting.
He likes the contrast it gives to your body.
Would point to some very detailed one that him like and ask how much you paid, and regardless of the price he would find it expensive.
He knows that tattoos are expensive, so he likes when it has some meaning.
If you think of doing some and ask his opinion, he will say something like, "that's a nice idea, I think it would look good, and even better if I don't have to pay for it".
Kakuzu really likes yours tattoos, much more than he shows, believe me ^^"
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[♦] Hidan
He admires them when he's bored, getting caught up in every detail.
"There's a free space here, let's fill it"-he jokes sometimes before depositing a kiss on some part of your body.
For Hidan it make you so >>hot!<< , so if you are thinking of doing any more he will be supporting you without a doubt!
"Look! Now I have tattoos too, honey!"- he jokes when he uses his jutsu and the skeleton design appears on his body.
He doesn't really care if it has a meaning or not.
Getting tattoos hurts, doesn't it?... Hidan is almost getting into the idea of filling his body with several.
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[♣] Zetsu
He didn't know you had paid to have these details on your body, he thought it was something like a jutsu.
"I wish I had these drawings too :(", "but you can", "can I ?! :O" - was your dialogue when he found out.
White Zetsu is more than ready and excited to get a tattoo, Black Zetsu refuses.
But when he finds out that it hurts his spirits fade a little.
Please make some drawings on him skin, it will already make him happy.
They really love that unique detail of yours and like to keep admiring and contouring the stroke.
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[♠] Tobi/Obito Uchiha
Get ready to have Tobi coloring and drawing more around yours tattoos when he gets bored.
Tobi kisses the ones he likes the most before going to sleep.
Obito thinks it makes you >>so<< badass, omg he loves it!
Maybe - maybe! - he's more inclined to make one with you now.
When you wear something that covers it, he feels so special because he knows exactly everything that is hidden.
Having meaning, not having meaning, he loves how the drawings contrast so well with your body.
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[♥] Pein
Think it's beautiful, it's a detail that suits you well.
If you wear something that shows it off, he'll think you look so attractive.
Are not the best person to give an opinion about a new tattoo. (If you're going to like it... then it's a good idea, no?)
You trying to convince him to get a tattoo and he trying to convince you to get a piercing, all perfectly balanced.
The moment he most admires this detail is when you fall asleep in his arms, and you would never know it.
He likes the idea of kissing the little spaces between drawings.
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[♦] Konan
Think it's such a beautiful detail! Loves each one very much.
Sometimes you catch her bored drawing one of yours tattoos on some paper, distracted.
All it takes is a little push for you to convince her to get a tattoo too, she's always thought about it actually.
Tells you which tattoo of yours she likes the most.
But this girl is so shy, she can't go on praising yours tattoos without blushing for long.
If any have meaning, she'll love to hear you talk about it.
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Yandere! Akatsuki Headcanons: Halloween with their Darling
Featuring the Akatsuki and how they would spend Halloween with a Darling that loves the spooky season!
Itachi
Itachi is rather introverted and doesn't like parties or loud events. He could, of course, put on a smile and interact with anyone if it was for your sake, but he will be looking forward to being alone with you once again. Plainly put, he has no interest in other people.
He finds your excitement cute and might suggest that you spend a quiet evening in the graveyard, feeding the ravens and discussing horror movies and literature. It's peaceful, comforting and fitting. Oh, he just loves hearing your voice.
Truly, what could be more romantic than debating ghoulish matters among the dead and decayed? For Itachi it is a statement in itself, that your love prevails over everything. Perhaps even foreshadowing, if anyone ever dares to interfere.
Kisame
Kisame will be happy to comply with any proposal as long as you're by his side. That's really the only requirement for his successful Halloween. If you prefer larger events, he will dutifully keep suitors away and allow you to mingle with your friends. Otherwise a cozy evening indoors will suffice.
Now listen, when it comes to horror movies I’m sure the first thought is usually Jaws. But I had this picture in my head: watching Silent Hill with Kisame and getting him to dress up as Pyramid Head. If there’s a costume party happening, he’ll be right behind you in that bloodied up apron and great knife dragging along.
In fact, you could even go for a matching costume, such as Bubble Head Nurse. Kisame takes his role very seriously, so naturally once you’re alone he might just do what Pyramid Head does. You can tell he’s been looking forward to it once his imposing gloved hand is around your throat, grip tightening in anticipation.
Sasori
Sasori will be against any social event, so you better not pester him with any of those annoying Halloween parties. He does not care for it and he finds it an utter waste of time that could be spent with you instead. Why do you need the company of others?
If you must celebrate in some way, he’d much rather compromise on some quiet, cultural activity. Perhaps some museum exhibition, or a candlelight organ concert in a church. Even better, a horror movie at home so he doesn’t have to worry about perverts eyeing you.
I like to think he’d enjoy Tim Burton movies. They’re artsy and tasteful and a lot of the recurring themes might pique his interest. You’ll finish watching Edward Scissorhands and notice he’s been thoughtfully gazing at you for some time. Is anything wrong? Not really. He’d just been pondering that you won’t be allowed to grow old. He’ll make sure of it.
Deidara
Deidara is a thrill seeker and will absolutely share your enthusiasm for Halloween. Costume parties, haunted houses, amusement parks, you name it. He loves a good scare and might even compile an elaborate list of activities to make sure you have the best time. Truth be told, seeing you enjoying yourself might be the actual highlight.
He won’t mind, however, if you’d prefer a less intense evening. There’s plenty of things to do away from the crowd, such as pumpkin carving. He’ll do his best to impress you with his artistic skills, presenting highly elaborate carvings, often depicting your favorite things. He lives to entertain you.
If he thinks about it, this is a perfect opportunity to prove to you that really no one else compares. His love for you is unmatched. And as he likes to say, the holiday isn’t complete until it ends with a bang ;) (Had to make the joke)
Kakuzu
Ugh. Kakuzu just dreads the upcoming holidays. It’s all puerile, commercial quackery and he does his best to ignore the nonsense. Or he used to, at the very least. As much as it irritates him, your disappointed expression might be even more unbearable. He does have a soft spot for you, after all.
So fine, go ahead. Do your silly little Halloween shenanigans. As long as he doesn’t have to deal with other people. It’s really just the best for everyone involved. You wouldn’t want some poor soul complimenting your outfit to immediately meet their demise at the hands of your intimidating boyfriend. His patience might be thin, but when it comes to you it’s basically nonexistent.
Ideally it’ll be just you and him. Graveyards, horror movies, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, whatever your little heard desires. If he’s in a good mood, he might even be willing to don a matching costume.
Hidan
Given Hidan’s beliefs, he’s not very impressed by some pagan invention, although he does enjoy the activities that come with it. It’s his guilty pleasure. Especially because he gets to see you all dressed up.
That might just be the main reason, really. You. He loves seeing your excitement and would do anything to entertain it. He enjoys social events where he can show you off, but doing things alone as a couple is also perfectly fine. Okay, if he’s entirely honest, he would very much like to parade you around as his.
All the gore and the terror really gets him into the mood. By the end of the day he’ll be a starved man, and you can be sure that once he gets his hands on you it will be a bloody, scratching, biting mess. He’s probably the type to suggest you do it in a graveyard for the thrills.
Pein
Pein pretends not to care, but he is very much aware your favorite holiday is approaching. He’ll prepare weeks in advance to make sure he won’t have any paperwork or surprise missions. The day will be entirely dedicated to you.
He will either quietly follow you around to whatever plans you’ve made, like a loyal dog, or will conjure his own activities in case you didn’t expect too much productivity to be possible. Oh, the things he’ll do for your sake. Anything for a glimpse of that genuine smile.
You’re quite amused by the fact that Pein retains his serious expression no matter what jumpscares come your way. Impressed, you can’t help but ask him: “Is there even anything that frightens you?” And he won’t have to contemplate an answer for long. Naturally the thought of losing you. All the other artificial horrors pale in comparison. But you needn’t worry, he will never, ever allow it to happen.
Konan
Konan is only mildly excited about Halloween, but she will never say no to spending time with you. Additionally, it comes with the opportunity of doing arts and crafts as a way to relax. Forget buying decorations, she’ll be crafting the most exquisite garlands and ornaments you’ve ever laid eyes on.
She prefers to keep to herself. If you desire to attend a social gathering, she won’t downright refuse, but she’ll maintain her distance from the crowd and count the hours until you’re alone and together.
I feel like she would treat it as a spooky Valentine’s Day. She’ll show up with an elaborate gothic bouquet of flowers and a card quoting your favorite horror book or movie. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you”, as she lovingly once read in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. You’re her very own undying romance.
Tobi
You might think you’re excited for Halloween, but it quickly fades when compared to Tobi’s enthusiasm. Before you can even mention it to him, he will present you with a full itinerary of things to do together. He has been counting the days, constantly daydreaming of having all the fun in the world with you.
Similarly childish is his possessiveness. You find his little bouts of jealousy when you’re among other people terribly cute, as he pouts and tries to drag you away, reminding you dramatically that he’s your Halloween date. Only him.
Although you’re taken aback by his abrupt change of tone, when at some point during the night the silly threats turn into a deep, jarring voice demanding your undivided attention. Surprised? It’s a holiday of frights, after all. Perhaps he’ll show you how scary he can be if he wants to.
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"I ran after you for three days to tell you how indifferent you are to me."
feitan portor, tsukishima kei, sukuna ryomen, deidara namikazi, ayato kirishima, sanzu haruchiyo, sasori akasuna, izana kurokawa, monoma neito, kai chisaki.
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