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evilkitten3 · 2 months

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ok so like i know the reason is just. sexism but one thing that really irks me about how the post-timeskip naruto manga handled which characters became medic nin bc it makes absolutely no sense to me

sakura's decision to train under tsunade makes sense, and i love that she got a super strength power up, so no notes there, but the other teams.... yeesh

so first off, team ten. we're told that ino decided to follow sakura into mednin land to keep being rivals with her... despite that at no point factoring into their rivalry at all beforehand. ino never showed any interest in that, nor was the yamanaka clan ever mentioned to have anything to do with healing as far as i can remember. it's like going to art school to stay with your bestie when your goal is to become a dentist. why are you there. find other ways to spend time together. it also kinda goes against her family's whole thing as. the guys who do the torture stuff. and it's barely ever relevant anyway

for team ten, i think the team medic should've been shikamaru, and i think this not just bc i think it makes more sense skill-wise (something about the way the nara clan's various shadow jutsu work just screams "you need good chakra control for this" to me), but also bc i think it would make asuma's death a thousand times more painful. bc shikamaru is a slacker. he's not learning medical ninjutsu bc he wants to, he's learning it bc someone on the team has to in order to stick together. they're all chuunin now; one of them has to be a medic. them's the rules. but he doesn't really care that much, even when he is trying to learn, and he's so used to being smart enough to not have to pay attention in lessons anyway that he's not prepared for classes that require his full focus. and then asuma dies and shikamaru is doomed to spend the rest of his fucking life wondering if he could've saved him by paying just a little more attention to those medical ninjutsu lessons (he could not have (but he'll never know for sure))

team eight makes some sense, since giving the girl who struggles with fighting the healing job isn't exactly out of nowhere, but i do feel it was the lazy choice. kiba already had a sister involved in the medical business, even if she deals more with animals, so he could've started learning from her and found that he liked it. plus kiba's goal is to be hokage, and the current hokage is a mednin, so it's not like it wouldn't support his goal. or shino could do it; would add another layer to his character. hinata works fine but. it's just not a very interesting development imo

but what really gets me is team gai. good freaking grief. out of every single team, team gai was the one with the most obvious choice. bc there was only one choice. lee can't do any kind of ninjutsu, and tenten's only real backstory is that her chakra control isn't good enough for her to be a medic nin. so it had to be neji. canon establishes that every team has to have a medic; this is a policy tsunade got passed even before she became hokage, so no way in hell is she going back on it now.

moreover, neji becoming a medical ninja - especially if hiashi encouraged it - would show some development for the hyuuga clan maybe starting to suck a bit less. bc as a medic, neji would be bound by oath to stay alive for as long as possible. imagine a world in which hizashi came back and hiashi was able to tell his brother that not only was their family starting to change, but his son had chosen a path that would prevent him from ever following in his father's footsteps. it would be the first step (of many) to show that the hyuuga clan was freeing itself from its own bullshit.

also it would've made sakura catching the zetsu pretending to be neji a thousand times funnier. like that's her coworker. they've shared shifts at the hospital together. she's seen neji drink vodka straight from a bottle and then crash on her couch after they got out of a twelve-hour surgery on the fucking dumbass chuunin who managed to step on his own boobytrap. she knows him.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #medical ninjutsu #iryou ninjutsu #haruno sakura #senju tsunade #yamanaka ino #nara shikamaru #hyuuga hinata #inuzuka kiba #hyuuga neji #white zetsu #hyuuga clan #neji should've been a mednin not hinata i will die on that hill

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908123751 · 2 years

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#Zetsu #white zetsu #black zetsu #Akatsuki #NARUTO

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rashidax2 · 1 year

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Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

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zackdheniel · 1 year

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Akatsuki.♦♥

#konan naruto #naruto #uzumaki naruto #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #uchiha clan #uchiha obito #obito uchiha #black zetsu #white zetsu #black and white #sasori #hidan #deidara #kisame #mangekyou sharingan #sharingan #kakuzu

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wispforever · 2 years

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*somebody I used to know blasts* is grandpa going through a break up??

#Naruto #Obito Uchiha #Madara Uchiha #Swirly #White Zetsu #Grandpa Madara #adventures with grandpa lmao #teach grandpa to say pog #hashimada #if you squint

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silbaria · 8 months

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“Be careful what you wish for, you may get it." The role of The Devil is quite clear. We have come to meet the bad guy. This bully urges us to find what we dislike in ourselves, our shadow, the part that is hidden."

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#By me #Zetsu #Black Zetsu #White Zetsu #Naruto #Naruto Shippuden #Akatsuki #Tarot #The Devil

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or0ch1maru · 1 year

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗣𝘁 𝟭.

ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ Kᴀᴋᴜᴢᴜ, ⵊᴛᴀᴄʜɪ, Tᴏʙɪ, ᴀɴᴅ Zᴇᴛsᴜ

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶．

𝙆𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙯𝙪:

“Just a little more. I can almost reach it.” You grunt out as you try reaching for a spice on the top shelf. Standing on your tip toes, and just about to climb onto the counter to get the ingredient that you need for your food when a large arm reaches over your head and into the cabinet. “Here you go short stop.” Speaks Kakuzu as he drops the small glass bottle into your hands. “Thanks.” You reply back as you carefully add enough seasoning to your meal, not wanting to over do it with spices.

“Lucky that you have somebody tall enough to get your shit huh?” Comments Kakuzu from behind you. He’s the only one who still makes jokes and comments about your short stature. You never really minded it before, only because you find it humorous that he never lets up about it. Kakuzu never puts much thought into anything, he tends to go with the flow, nor does he ever really give a shit. He does what satisfies him. So whenever he makes a stupid joke about your size, you can’t help but laugh.

“What would I ever do without you Kakuzu?” You say jokingly. Pulling your hands to your chest in a dramatic gesture. “Never getting shit from the top shelf, that’s for sure.” He remarks, rolling his green eyes. Kakuzu watches from the opposite wall as you continue cooking your lunch, admiring your work. He observes the way you concentrate, how you push stray bits of hair behind your ear when they get in your face. This is when he realizes he enjoys your time and company a little more than his money, and it’s rare that anything pulls him away from that.

“Here.” You say, holding out a bowl of the ramen you just finished making. This caught Kakuzu off guard since many tend to shy away from his size, and sometimes arrogant attitude. But here you are, offering a homemade meal to him. He raises an eyebrow before taking the hot bowl from your grip. Now sitting at the small kitchen table, he finds himself scarfing down the noodles. He never realized what a great cook you are, even with something as simple as ramen. “This is pretty good short stop. I should start hanging around the kitchen more when you’re in here. Get some free food from ya.” He comments. You glance up at him from the seat across from him, trying to read his face to find out if he’s serious or just toying with you. His green eyes staring at you, curious as to what you’re thinking about. “I’ll cook for you as long as you want me too..” you comment shyly. “Sounds like a deal to me.” He remarks. Glancing at you once more.

𝙄𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞:

In the living area, comfortably positioned on one of the couches, you’re curled up reading a book. This has been your nightly routine since you joined the Akatsuki. At the beginning, you’d read for an hour before disappearing to your chamber. But now, you read until you get sleepy, even if that means staying there until 2am. Nothing about this routine has changed since. Everybody knows not to disturb you unless it’s of vital importance. It’s not because you’d shout at them to leave you alone, but it’s because they know it’s something that brings you peace of mind. Nobody joins you often either, maybe on the rare occasion that Konan, or Pain get bored enough to open a book, that you get company.

Over the past few weeks, you couldn’t help but take notice that Itachi, who of a quiet and standoffish disposition, has been slowly making his way into your little area. It first started with a few glances whenever he passed by, or was working on something in the kitchen, since it’s right across from the living area. Then it moved to him sitting at the large oval table doing paperwork. You timed it too. He’d come out exactly thirty minutes after you, and sat in the same seat each time. Scribbling away on some scroll. But now, he’ll grab a book off of the shelves, and sit in the arm chair near you. Itachi would come out no more than five minutes after you, and stay until you got up and went to bed. At first, you assumed he just wanted company, without voicing his need, in fear of ridicule or teasing from other members, but that didn’t sound right. You then thought it was because he simply wanted to read and get out of his room for a while, it can get quite boring, hanging out in a room, looking at the same four walls until it was time for another task. It wasn’t until tonight, that you realized his true intention behind all of this.

You decided on calling it a night around one thirty, feeling drained after a day of running errands with Sasori. You shut the book you were reading and slid it back into the slot on the shelf. Stretching quickly before retiring to your room. “Goodnight..Itachi.” You spoke quietly, voice full of exhaustion. You started to retreat when he stood up, sliding his novel back onto the shelf before joining you at your side. The two of you walked in silence to your bedroom door. It wasn’t until you turned the knob that Itachi started speaking. “On my last mission, I happened to notice a new library opening up in the town nearest to us. I thought you’d like to join me, since you love reading so much.” Commented Itachi. “I’d love too.” You said after turning around, finding it rude to speak with your back towards the Uchiha. “I’ll come grab you tomorrow. Around 3.” He says, looking down at you.

One thing you always loved doing, but tried not to make it noticeable, is look into his eyes. You never flinched away, even if you accidentally ended up trapped in his genjutsu. This never went unnoticed by the famed Uchiha. It made him feel good knowing that someone wasn’t terrified of him, that somebody appreciated every bit of him, the good and the bad. He always tried his hardest not to allow his Sharingan to get in the way of staring into your beautiful eyes. His fear originally made him look away from you, thinking that you were judging him silently in your mind. But over time, he realized his fears were just a waste of energy. Allowing you to stare as long and as often as you wanted.

𝙏𝙤𝙗𝙞/𝙊𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙤:

Tobi always made a point to piss Deidara off in front of you. Ever since the first time you witnessed their banter. All it took for him to end up head over heels for you was your laugh. It took you a while, getting used to being in an organization as such, to show your true personality, the real you. So when Tobi heard your laugh for the first time, he decided right then and there, to do whatever it took, to hear it again. Even if that meant getting on Deidara’s last nerve. Which to Deidara’s dismay, was everyday. Tobi would find some new ridiculous reason to push his buttons.

Today wasn’t any different. Everybody in the Akatsuki was outside training, or just enjoying the weather. Tobi caught sight of you, cloud watching with Konan. You were resting against a thick trunk of a giant tree nearby. The wind blowing bits of your hair back, the ones that weren’t secured under your headband that is. He heard your soft voice, discussing what shapes you perceived the clouds to be in at that moment, before the breeze morphed them into blobs. “Tobi! Focus!” Shouted Deidara, trying to get the attention of his teammate to continue their training. “Sorry Deidara-Senpai.” Replied Tobi, focusing on what’s in front of him, and getting his head back into the game.

Time went by with the sounds of explosions, grunts, groans, curses, and obscenities. Training with Deidara went by smoothly until Tobi tore off one of his arms. “You always do this! This time, you’ll be the one to stitch it back on!” Shouts Deidara, irritated that yet again, a limb was ripped from him. “I didn’t do it on purpose Deidara-Senpai.” Replies Tobi, trying to explain that it was simply an accident. “Yea, yea. Whatever you say you little shit.” Continues Deidara, cursing under his breath as he goes to retrieve his severed limb. “It could of been worse. At least you didn’t end up in pieces this time.” Says Tobi, shrugging his shoulders as if this was an everyday, normal conversation. “Why I oughta!” Exclaims the blonde, swinging his separate arm in his good hand, landing a hard smack to the back of Tobi’s head. “Ouch Deidara-Senpai. That really hurt.” Replies Tobi as he bends down to pick up his mask. Which flew off to the floor after being hit by Deidara’s strength.

As he straightens himself back up, he couldn’t help but notice you giggling. A faint pink blush to your cheeks as you watched this display of annoyance between partners. Seeing your wide smile and flushed face brought a smile to his features. He took it one step further by giving you a small wave, his heart ready to burst when you returned the gesture. “Let’s go lover boy. You’ve got an arm to fix!” Snaps Deidara, becoming impatient with Tobi’s lack of care. “Yes Deidara-Senpai.” Says Tobi, glancing at your smiling face once more before retreating inside to fix his partners arm.

𝙕𝙚𝙩𝙨𝙪:

Everyday, at the same time, you’d go outside to the gardens. Watering, pruning, and trimming, is what you’d be found doing, as you loved to garden. This is what caught Zetsu’s attention one afternoon. He never really paid much mind to things outside of his tasks and missions, but on this particular day, you were the object of his attention. He watched from a nearby branch as you filled the watering can, walking from plant to plant, giving them the water that they craved. On days that it rained, he would find you in the Akatsuki’s library, reading and expanding your knowledge on plants and plant care. In your latest read, you learnt that plants like being spoken too. And you decided that today, good as any other day, was the day you’d try it out. Instead of speaking, since you didn’t know exactly who say to a plant, you decided to sing.

“They really enjoy that, whatever tune you’re singing to them.” Spoke a voice from the ground beside you. “Zetsu.” You spoke calmly, as if he didn’t just scare the life out of you. You turned your head to the right, looking down to greet the man who’s poking out from the dirt. “How long have you been out here?” You question him, your voice even and tender. “Not long. I was simply passing through.” Speaks the yellow eyed man. Now standing next to you, body emerging from the earth. “That translates into ‘Ive been watching you for a while.’”You reply jokingly. You picked up on his presence two hours ago, when he first emerged, lingering in a branch in the tree that sits right above you.

“Please don’t take my comment as a complaint. I like the company.” You say after a moment, feeling that you offended the Akatsuki spy. “I know.” Is all Zetsu says. You couldn’t help but take a glance at him from the corner of your eye. He doesn’t say anything more, and nor do you, as you continue to water the plants. Singing as you go along. Zetsu lingers a few feet behind, not wanting to get in your way as you walk back and forth from the hose to the flowers. “You don’t have to stand so far away, if you do not wish.” You say after a while, secretly hoping he’ll join you by your side. He doesn’t say anything as he suddenly appears next to you. “Your voice is lovely.” Zetsu remarks, you look up to find him in a relaxed state with his eyes closed.

With his encouragement, you sing a little louder, continuing on with the same tune you started with. Wanting to make the plants and Zetsu feel content. By the time the evening rolls around, you’ve finished watering and doing all your other necessities for the plants. Instead of going inside as you always do, you sat down under the same tree Zetsu hung out in earlier. He copied your actions and sat down beside you, resting himself on the base of the trunk. You felt his body relax as you continued singing, realizing how much he truly enjoyed this. “Can we do this tomorrow?” He interrupted suddenly. His eyes remained closed, maybe because of his comfort, or because he was slightly nervous for your answer, not wanting to see the face of rejection. “We can do this forever, if you don’t get tired of my voice before then.” You said, trying to sound easy going. “I’d like that.” Replies Zetsu. And with that, you picked up where you left off with your song.

#akatsuki #akatsuki members #obito uchiha #obito x reader #itachi uchiha #itachi headcanons #itachi imagines #itachi x you #kakuzu #zetsu #black zetsu #white zetsu #zetsu x reader #naruto shippuden

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ifeelalot · 10 months

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#gif #naruto #ナルト #naruto shippuden #ナルト- 疾風伝 #ep 345 #anime #tv #obito #anime gif #obito uchiha #tv gif #zetsu #gifs #sharingan #white zetsu

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mmmthatfeelsgood · 2 years

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#akatsuki #itachi uchiha #nagato #aruto hiden #naruto obito #kakazu #sasori #deidara #konan x reader #black zetsu #kisame #white zetsu

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weepingbluebirdblaze · 10 months

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Akatsuki Sleeping HC's

══════════════════════════════════Fem!reader, most of them are light sleeper, or do not sleep at all, wholesome, mentions of marriage and kids too, a little bit of orochimaru slander

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Nagato

I am torn between him not sleeping or just sleeping like a log :/

If he doesn't sleeps he will just try and lay down beside you till he's sure that you're asleep

Might actually just sleep himself beside you but who knows

If you fall asleep before him he will just look at your face and sometimes run the back of his hands on your cheek

He's not capable of showing too much affection when you're awake so he'll just peck you on your forehead and rub your hair gently

If you shuffle when he does that he'll stop but then goes back at it again

Overall you'll have a good sleep with him around because he rarely seems to sleep

Konan

The BEST person to sleep with!

Also the best part but she LOVES to sleep with you

Hugs you but not too tight

Might break the hug and turn around to sleep :/

But you're also there to hug her

Cuddles to sleep but refuses to be the little spoon

She's a light sleeper so she might wake up if you shuffle a lot in your sleep

Doesn't goes back to sleep after waking up :(

But lays down beside you till either she's asleep or you wake up

10/10 would sleep with her

Black zetsu & White zetsu

I do not doubt that they don't sleep too :|

But you do sleep so...

Black zetsu is playful when you sleep he wants to annoy you even in your sleep

While white zetsu just wants you to sleep peacefully (the dynamic omg)

Because of black zetsu constantly annoying you just get up to sleep in an another room

Both of them are hurt :(

But after a tiny argument between the two they'll just decide that they'll only lie down next to you

Overall I would not sleep with them because I need my precious sleep

Orochimaru

No.

Why WOULD you wanna sleep with him?

But if you do be sure to play with his hair because they are luscious

I don't see him as a hugger but I do imagine him holding your hand (when you're asleep ofc)

Just like nagato he's also incapable of showing affection

So when you're asleep he runs his hand through your hair while sitting beside you with a book on his lap

Might even pinch your cheeks for a reaction

Average I guess?

Sasori

Does not sleep and REFUSES to sleep with you too

Refuses only when you're awake if you're asleep he'll just lie down beside you

He's also bad at showing affection but he's also REALLY very shy (tsundere you can say)

While you're sleeping he'll study your face (creepy I know)

He'll study the way your eyes flutter time to time

The way you drool too

The way your lips twitch

Least to say but he's MESMERIZED by your beauty

Even so that even when you're asleep with your mouth wide open, drooling and you're hair looking like they've been on a rollercoaster he'll think you're the most attractive and enchanting women in the world

I LOVEE him!

Juzo

Idk much about him but I do know that he's a gentleman

Does not hug you or touch you without your permission

If you do tell him to cuddle he'll make you lie on top of him

Also refuses to be the little spoon when cuddling

If you're asleep he'll leave you to sleep comfortably

Also a light sleeper so when you shuffle he wakes up but goes back to sleep after tucking you in your blanket

He's a good guy not too creepy, I love him! :)

Itachi

Also a gentleman man (omg)

Just like juzo he'll not touch you or hug you without permission

But he also rarely sleeps

Nightmare from the past are the worst thing for him to handle

If you do tell him that you wanna cuddle him he'll hug you lightly

Squeezes you from time to time but not too hard

If you're asleep and he's awake he'll trace your face features

He's not a light sleeper but sleeps rarely

He has to leave you for a mission some times and feels really that you'll have to wake up on an empty bed

So he just leaves a note

Kisame

He sleeps but not with you :)

You have separate beds but next to each other

And you just hold hands rather than cuddling

His skin feels cold and funny but totally worth it

Sorry but I just imagine him the type to sleep soundly

Overall it's a Shame that you can't sleep with him but at least both of you sleep comfortably

Deidara

He's soo warm UwU

He's also heavy sleeper

Hugs you tightly to sleep

Traces patterns on your forearm to help you sleep

If you're wearing something that has your back exposed to him he'll just write his name and kiss it

He hugs you so tightly that you sometimes need to get out of his bone crushing hold

Good luck doing that because if you try to he'll just whine and hug you more tightly and then kiss you

You just give up and try to sleep that way only :)

One of the Best person to sleep with tbh

Kakuzu

I am 100% sure that he sleeps like a log

He's just shy

I just imagine his heartbeat going berserk when you lag down beside him

He moves to the other direction so that you can't see the redness on his cheeks

He acts like a big man but becomes a baby when going to bed

He do hugs you but only when you're asleep ;)

You sometimes wake up before him and see his head on your chest

Little spoon

Hidan

A menace

I am telling you if he doesn't sleeps you're not sleeping too

But if you do wanna sleep badly he'll let you

But he can't focus on what he's doing because of how cute you look when you're sleeping

So he just comes to bed and sleeps beside you with his hand resting on your waist

He sometimes imagines marrying you and having kids while you're sleeping

Even dreams about it

Tobi / obito

He's so warm ahh

He takes off his mask but only infront of you when sleeping

He sometimes gets nightmares

So please if you see him waking up heavily breathing please hug him and tell him it's all okay

He so soft for you

Just like itachi he hates leaving you alone in bed for a mission

But he also hates getting up in the morning

He just wants more time in your embrace

He's both the big spoon and little spoon

He just wants you with him

#naruto #naruro shippuden #akatsuki #pain nagato #konan akatsuki #black zetsu #white zetsu #orochimaru #sasori #itachi uchiha #kisame akatsuki #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #obito uchiha #fem reader #sleepies #wholesome

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