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or0ch1maru · 1 month

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18+, mentions of rough sex, hook up/one night stand, sub drop, female reader. Fluff & cuddles, sweet ending ^.^

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You’d heard stories from your girlfriends and some women from work about after care. The time to mentally settle down and do other soft things after sex, particularly rough sex. You have experience, being in a few different relationships and some one night stands but you never experienced the joy of after care

So when the time came that you and your hook up finished, you were already slipping your clothes back on. Getting ready to head back home now that things are done. Despite this heavy feeling weighing over your head.

“Where you going princess?” He asked, your ears perked as you looked at him over your shoulder. “Home, we’re done here aren’t we?” You replied softly, your tone even despite the nagging feeling behind it

“Nah, come lay down with me.” He said, his eyes scanning over your face, wondering if you had something important to attend too. When he noticed your hesitation, he stretched out an arm, his muscles protruding as he wraps his hand around your waist, pulling you against his side.

Once he got you comfortable, your face nuzzled against neck, something overcame you and you couldn’t hold back. Tears started falling from your eyes, your hand gripping a small fistful of his shirt.

“Did I hurt you?” He asks, his usual husky tone laced with concern as he took in how vulnerable you are. You shook your head in reply, trying to slow your breathing down enough to answer him.

“Ah, I see” he spoke gently, a large calloused hand pushing strands of hair out of your face. “You’ve never experienced this have you?” His voice is almost like a purr as he watches you reply with a no. He shifts his body once again, him laying flat on his back with you on top of him. Your face resting against his broad chest, his thick arms wrapping around your small frame. Holding you tightly against him

“Don’t worry doll, I’ve got you.” He murmurs. You feel his lips graze the top of your head as he presses a kiss against your hair.

“You’ll never feel that way again. Not ‘s long as I’ve got you”

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TOJI, soft SUKUNA, NANAMI, Zetsu, Kisame, HIDAN, KAKUZU, OBITO, SATORU, SUGURU, Pain, orochimaru, Kenpachi, Renji

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cherubfae · 2 months

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|| love rival || Akatsuki x reader

They're now realizing what a mistake it was to introduce you to the group, now they have competition with their own teammate.

tags: former ninja!reader, gn! civilian reader, established relationships, threats, violence, protective!akatsuki, slightly suggestive in Sasori's || MDNI

Pain

He knows that Konan is harmless and she's not the sort of disrespectful person to go sniffing about where she doesn't belong, especially where he and his partner are concerned. Pain, however, cannot tolerate the lingering touches Konan gives you as she passes by. Her hand brushing yours, guiding you with an arm around your shoulders, and blushing at you. He feels a warning is warranted.

"You are my dear friend, Konan, I have known you many years, but this simply won't do. You are better than how you are acting. Be respectful and leave them alone, and I won't need to inflict pain upon you."

Konan

Oh, well isn't this troublesome. Konan isn't the type to make idle threats, but Pain is her commander and leader. That would not be a wise decision on her part, but she does trust her long-time friend to be somewhat respectful and not place you in any situation where you would be uncomfortable. She's not above putting her foot down if she really must.

"Sir, with all due respect, my partner isn't interested and we would both appreciate you to mind your manners."

Obito

You are his everything. He would destroy the entire world for you. Level mountains, tame seas, there isn't anything he wouldn't do as long as it's within his power. He's pretty surprised that Zetsu even took a liking to you, as he's not one that's expressed interest in most anything other than his eating habits.

"Surely Zetsu is mistaken. My partner isn't a corpse for you to munch on you, nor are they yours for the taking. Keep your distance and I won't have to bloody you up too much."

Zetsu

As with anything, both sides of him are at a near constant quarrel with each other. His light side trying to reassure his darker side that Tobi is harmless and doesn't mean anything malicious by taking interest in you.

"Tobi is a good boy, he means no harm." "His harm is his unwarranted interest in our beloved partner. Fool! You have no sense, do you?"

Hidan

Honestly he could laugh so hard he may undo the stitches in his neck. That old fucker wants his partner?? Is he actually serious?

"Haha! That's fucking rich! You've gotta be at least one-hundred by now, huh? Fuck off, geezer! They're not yours!"

Kakuzu

Clearly decapitating Hidan over and over doesn't make him talk any less. Neither does stabbing him-- but it sure does take the edge off. Kakuzu would rather not deal with the younger man's insufferable stubbornness. You are his lover, his alone, and Hidan had no chance in whatever the fuck kind of afterlife his mighty lord Jashin provides. None. Fuck off, Hidan.

"As if they'd want someone as lowly as you. You don't even pay for your own shit. Remember your place or I won't hesitate to remove you from this world permanently. One swipe and your head will be freed from your miserable shoulders. I'm sure all sorts of insects would love to burrow inside of that hollow space."

Itachi

For a moment he's reminded of Sasuke's little schoolboy crush on you, except Kisame isn't Sasuke. He is a grown adult capable of getting in the way of Itachi's livelihood. Threatening the sanctity of his relationship. He's unlikely to do much other than step in if he crosses any boundaries or makes you uncomfortable. So until something is said, it's just this weird, heavy atmosphere. Kisame starts to speak but Itachi cuts him off immediately.

"Keep their name out of your mouth, Kisame. I won't warn you again."

Kisame

Oftentimes he wonders how lonely Itachi is. He annihilated his entire clan save for his younger brother in a single night. He took away everything he loved and for what? He can appreciate Itachi's past but Kisame doesn't take too kindly to the eldest Uchiha brother being a bit too welcoming and protective of his partner.

"Itachi, a word of advice. Don't shit where you eat. And keep your nose out of other's relationships. You're a good, respectable man and I appreciate your concern in my partner's well-being. Let me handle it from here."

Sasori

There's still the age-old artistic view difference between the two: eternal art vs shortlived art. One could argue both have their merits, but even after all these years it was a sore subject between the blonde and redhead duo. And now you were thrown into the mix.

"If you truly think you're so superior to me, Deidara, then perhaps you'd be more open to what a waste your art truly is. My partner prefers eternal, long-lasting, but there's nothing long nor lasting about, is there?"

Deidara

This was great. Jusssst great. Sasori had been hanging around his area of the hideout more and for what, Deidara wasn't sure. Until he recalled that you had been given special permission to visit from Pain himself. You'd forsaken your village long ago and clearly had no interest in reporting them, so it was allowed. Sasori had begun skulking about ever since and the blonde could guess why he might be drawn to you.

"If you even think about turning my partner into a fuckin' puppet, I won't hesitate to kill you, Sasori. No matter which way I go about it, you'll end up in splinters. So, I repeat. Stay the fuck away from them, hmm."

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fatherphilia · 9 months

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nsfw akatsuki headcanons

feeling insane rn. i included orochimaru too cause he was like technically apart of it.. and i just wuv my babygirl.

as always, there’s some problematic content so be careful.

tw. implied cannibalism, manipulation, public sex, drugging, noncon, bondage, period sex, necro, age gap under cut

pain/nagato is an interesting one after all, pain is a corpse for nagato to control but since pain will always be nagato’s favorite vessel, it’s his preferred one to fuck you with. the body is cold, lacking much in the warmth department but it’s desirable all the same.

pain is skilled with his fingers though, there’s no part of his body that nagato isn’t adapt at controlling. his thick digits easily able to reach that pleasurable spot inside of you that has you seeing stars; his thumb rubbing circles against your clit as he works you through the orgasm.

can’t forget the tongue piercing either. he’s got piercings all over his body but you’d be lying if you said the one on his tongue wasn’t your favorite. the chill of the metal against your warm sex while he’s lapping at your folds drives you crazy.

konan adores sex in nature, something about the feeling of grass or bark against her back while she’s intertwined with her partner gets her going. it’s not uncommon for her to request to be sent on missions with just her partner and no one else. of course, the team hardly suspects it’s for salacious reasons because she keeps a stoic face while asking.

when the coast is clear, she’ll tug her lover into the woods with her. her hands roaming under their partially unzipped cloak to find leverage on their thighs where her fingers are tracing out circles and hearts into their skin.

her nails leave thin scratch marks all across their back while they cling to each other against a tree. her partners hands movingly swiftly between her thighs.

did you know period blood can be used for rituals? hidan certainly knew and he’s very proudly a big fan of period sex. he loves fucking his partner while they’re on their period more than anything. it gets him going to see the way his cock is coated with their blood as he slides in and out of them.

just the sight of their blood smeared across their thighs and his cock is almost too much for him. he’s groaning as his grip tightens around their waist so he could push himself deeper inside. he loves the little squeals he gets in response from just that one movement.

eating his partner out while they’re on his period is also something that he adores. he’s licking and lapping like it’s his last meal and he loves the feeling of their juices mixed with blood dripping down his chin.

itachi likes to blindfold his lover during sex because he thinks it’s a great sign of trust. he loves knowing that they trust him enough that they’d momentarily let their sight be taken away so he could touch them. he can’t deny that the fact that they won’t know what he’s doing next also plays a part in his desire.

to an extent, it also brings him more comfort to know that they’re not watching his every movement and perhaps judging what he does. he feels like this control gives him leeway to work their body in just the right ways without any worry.

he’ll try to surprise them, stroking their entrance before pulling away, leaving the ghost of his touch as he knows they can’t see where he’s gone before he’s just as quick to continue his ministrations and watch the way they jerk in surprise.

sasori is a puppet, he’s got a body he’s built and strewn together himself and when creating his perfect form, he’d considered any genitalia to be unnecessary and an afterthought. he’s certain his skills more than make up for it.

he’s got a million puppets he can control and what better way to use them than on you? he’ll sit across from you on the bed, skillfully moving his fingers to command a wooden hand to stroke the heat between your legs and for anyone to massage and grope your sensitive breasts.

when you’re whining for him to at least use his own hands, he has to chastise you a little bit. you expect him to get get his own fingers soaked? how selfish of you. he’s being generous by letting you play with his puppets like this.

i think deidara’s favorite body part of his is quite easy to guess. there’s nothing that man loves more than his hands which not only create art but are so unique with the mouths placed on either palm. and, since he loves that part of him so much, he loves to use it on you as well.

consider it a treat that he can eat you out while still able to dirty talk. he absolutely adores watching you squirm and moan beneath him as the tongue on his hand licks at your glistening folds. since he’s just using his hands, he has a perfect view of your face as well and the man is get to watch your gasps and moans at his touch.

he loves to overstimulate you as well by using both hands, two is always better than one, right? your body sure seems to think so with the way it’s arching into his touch.

zetsu seems to love you somewhat or rather, half of him loves you and the other half loves the way you taste and smell. he’s always has to be mindful of his actions while fucking you because the temptation to eat and bite is always lingering in the back of his mind.

can’t stand to see any skin exposed on you because he just wants to consume it but he settles for leaving bite marks and thin streaks of blood across your body while he fucks you. really, he expects you to praise him for having such good self control.

just don’t ask him to eat you out because then he really would not be able to contain himself from finally having that taste of you he wants most.

it should come as no surprise that kisame loves to fuck in bodies of water be it river, pool or a small bath. the water is like home to him and so he shares it with you during your most intimate moments. thankfully, if you can’t swim, he keeps a firm grip on you to keep you afloat.

the man loves the weightlessness of your bodies in the water even though he can easily lift you up anyways. although, he sometimes can’t help himself from dragging you underwater with him as he kisses and thrusts up into you just to watch you gasp and pull him up for air seconds later.

definitely a biter as well, this man is obsessed with leaving bite marks all along your neck and breasts. he just needs to be able to mark his territory and his sharp teeth make it quick and easy to stake his claim on you.

kakuzu has no intentions of settling down anytime soon and so he takes to fucking prostitutes he finds in nearby villages. the man is quick to abuse his status and fear as an akatsuki member to avoiding paying any girl he’s pulled for a night.

he’ll take any woman stupid enough to think he’d truly pay her for her time. he’s rough with them all, digging his hands into their hips so hard that it leaves bruises and thrusting his cock up into their mouth till they’re gagging. it’s not like they have much power to oppose his brutal treatment anyways.

when he’s done with them. having then spent and aching, their body left in marks that could only be done by a man truly wishing to cause them pain; he finally simply leaves them where he found them.

when obito is using his “tobi” persona, he likes to play innocent and naive to get someone into just the position he likes. he’ll claim to have lost something in a deep secluded area and that he really really wants them to come help him find it!

it’s too late by the time they’re bending over to pick up nothing more than a piece of trash. he’s already dropped his persona and his hands are gripping their hips and forcing them on to the ground with relative ease while he tears at their clothes.

he’s eerily silent while fucking them, not even making a motion to silence his victim as they hiccup through tears and beg for him to stop. a few grunts here and there but he won’t answer any of their pleas with a response and much like kakuzu, he has no qualms about just leaving them there when he’s done.

orochimaru gets what he wants by drugging anyone he desires. he’s particularly fond of ninjas who’ve just hit 18 and believe themselves to be untouchable and respected in their newfound adulthood. to him, it’s fun to break them down with just a few injections.

he gets them to the point where they’re hardly conscious and willing to do anything he likes so he can slide his cock between their lips while they do absolutely nothing to resist. he thinks of them as nothing more than dolls at his will at this point, they’re hardly able to make their own decisions.

he’ll play with them, let them reach the cusps of consciousness so they can fight and scream before he’s injecting them something else so they’re perfectly submissive for him once more.

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suvidrache · 9 months

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Sleeping Headcanons - Part 2

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 176 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Fics | Part 1

Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi

Orochimaru

Rarely sleeps, when he does he sleeps fully clothed and away from his s/o.

Zetsu

Both white and black sleep naked, black away from s/o. White sleeps cuddling s/o.

Sasori

Sleeps fully clothed. Unless he's hot, then he may take his shirt off. He sleeps with an arm around you.

Itachi

Sometimes shirtless, sometimes fully clothed. He sleeps fully clothed because it's cold. Then it's hot, so he takes his shirt off. Will cuddle s/o.

Obito/Tobi

He sleeps shirtless, naked, or fully clothed. Most times shirtless. Cuddling s/o or s/o on top of him.

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cosmic-glow · 2 days

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A Beach Day with Akatsuki

Summary: how would each of the Akatsuki members be in the cliche anime beach episode.

Warnings: mentions of deaths and alcoholic beverages. SFW.

Characters: Pein; Konan; Tobi; Zetsu; Itachi; Kisame; Deidara; Sasori; Hidan and Kakuzu (from Naruto).

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Kisame

Kisame liked the idea from the beginning.

As soon as he gets to the beach he goes straight to the water.

Likes to surf.

And it's really good at it.

He doesn't wear sunscreen.

He spends practically all day in the water.

He just goes out to pull someone out to sea with him.

Or to buy some ice cream.

He randomly comes out of the water sometimes and brings a very nice shell or rock and gives it to someone.

He tries to pull Itachi out to sea with him just to provoke him.

Kisame would come out of the water in the afternoon to watch the sun go down.

While drinking something refreshing, like coconut water or a drink.

That man was so comfortable.

It upsets him to have to leave the beach.

The next day he is locked in his room, sunburnt.

He doesn't want to go out for doesn't have to overhear Itachi saying "I told you" for refusing to apply sunscreen.

Still, he really liked his day at the beach and would do it all over again.

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Kakuzu

He didn't want to come.

Like, beach is just a warm place with salt water and sand, what's fun about that? That's what he thinks.

He is really in a bad mood.

He can't even cool off in the sea because he can't swim due to his stitched up body.

He tries to relax sitting in the shade of the parasol while reading a book.

But any noise bothers him.

And a beach with Deidara, Hidan and Tobi is sure to be noisy.

He eventually decides to walk to the edge of the sea away from the group while checking his bingo book.

Was that or kill those three.

In the end, when he is well away from the group he manages to enjoy the beach a little.

He sits near some palm trees.

The waves gently lap at him feet in a relaxing manner.

And finally the silence that he loves so much.

He would only reappear in the group in the evening, when started to cool down.

He is not sad that he has to leave.

And he would never admit that he enjoyed the quiet moments he spent alone.

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Tobi/Obito

Ever since he learned that him be going to the beach he has been extremely anxious.

He is wearing those bathing suits that cover the whole body, like surfers do.

But he doesn't surf.

Yes, he is wearing the mask even on the beach.

Doesn't stop at any moment.

He would go into the sea to jump the waves and end up falling as soon as they took their eyes off him.

Then he would get up as if nothing had happened.

He has been bothering Deidara since they arrived.

"Wow Deidara-senpai, I didn't know your abdomen was so defined" - would be just one of the comments he make to tease the blond.

Tobi is a good boy, so he put sunscreen on the parts that his suit doesn't cover.

Takes too much ice cream and ends up freezing his brain.

He would not want to leave the beach.

Would only do it when it was getting dark.

Definitely a happy child enjoying his day at the beach.

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Hidan

For Akatsuki to be able to go to a beach it would have to be isolated.

And well, I'm saying this because Hidan was responsible for offering Jashin anyone who showed up bothering.

He's a narcissist and made a point of getting a swimsuit that didn't cover too much and value his ass.

At first, he avoids getting into the water because he doesn't want to get his hair wet.

But when he enters the sea it's scary to see how he spends hours underwater since he can't die by drowning.

Enjoys bothering Kakuzu... as usual.

He purposely wets Deidara's hair.

Hidan wasn't worried about sunscreen.

After all, he's immortal, what difference does it make?

What no one knows is that he ended up going through the fear of losing the pale shade he likes so much.

He has who brought the alcohol.

He keeps drinking and bothering others with silly pranks.

Leave the beach at the end of the sunset already drunk.

He found the day at the beach fun.

After all he didn't have to work and spent all day drinking and making fun of the members, why would he complain?

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Zetsu

He likes sunbathe.

Obviously him don't wear sunscreen, because he don't need it.

Would avoid going into the sea because of the salt water.

White Zetsu wants to make a sand castle.

But doesn't work out too well because black Zetsu refuses.

He likes to drink a lot of water.

Zetsu purposely walks away from the group.

He likes to be alone and it is no surprise to anyone.

He finds the sound of the sea very relaxing.

White Zetsu wants to take the little shells he finds home.

Black Zetsu wants to eat the crabs he finds.

At some point he would end up sleeping.

Would only wake up when the sun started to set.

And then finally would return to the group to leave.

White Zetsu really enjoyed the day at the beach and think was relaxing.

Black Zetsu didn't think it was bad, but he wouldn't admit it and would say it was a waste of time.

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Deidara

“Finally a rest day” - that's what he thought, until he saw how Tobi can be even more irritating on the beach.

The beach is a very inspiring place for an artist.

So Deidara is trying not to waste all his explosive clay on Tobi.

He wants to tan, not burn, so he put on sunscreen.

Deidara knows and likes to surf.

And he's annoyed that Kisame is better than him at this.

He was avoiding going into the sea until Hidan wet his hair.

His bathing suit is the prettiest.

This boy has style.

He would retreat at some point to make sand castles without being seen.

Prefer to eat slushies.

Would want to compete with Itachi on something.

And would say he cheated when he lost and walk away from the group.

Collect shells <3

He tries to sunbathe, but Deidara is the kind of person who can't sit still.

So it's useless.

The sunset is art for him, after all it is temporary.

Appears out of nowhere in the group when they are leaving.

At the end of the day he's sulking.

Because the day at the beach was not what he expected.

… But he liked it.

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Itachi

To be honest, he doesn't really like the beach.

Like, he can't deny the place is beautiful, but what is he going to do here?

He ends up sitting in the shade of the parasol watching others have fun.

Most of the shells Kisame brings from the water are for him.

He obviously use sunscreen.

And brought it, in case anyone forgot.

In fact, the bag with everything needed for a day at the beach is his.

He doesn't really like the idea of going into the sea.

The most he'd do is get his feet wet because it's relaxing.

He's the one who bought Kisame's ice cream while he was getting out of the water.

He's not paying attention to Deidara's taunts.

And he made no effort to beat him.

He likes the sound of the sea.

Take the opportunity to rest for a while.

He ends up getting so relaxed and quiet you could swear he's sleeping sitting up.

Itachi finds the sunset a bit melancholy but beautiful.

Is eager to return to the group's hideout.

The next day he know that Kisame doesn't want to leave his room because he's sunburned.

He didn't think the day at the beach was all bad, but he would have preferred to go somewhere else.

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Pein

Honestly, he only accepted all this because of Konan.

Doesn't like warm places, so the beach is not his favorite place.

He came just to make sure that nothing bad would happened.

He refers to Hidan, Deidara and Tobi in the same place for more than 5 minutes.

And he doesn't want anyone to bother Konan either.

Konan who reminded him to wear sunscreen.

Pain likes to eat watermelon when he is at the beach, is refreshing.

He won't go into the sea, don't even try.

Doesn't like ice cream very much.

He doesn't really like sweets in general, they make him thirsty.

He notices when someone moves away.

Being honest, he is just waiting for the day to end.

He understands why they think sunsets are beautiful, him thought too when he saw how Konan admired the sky.

Pein makes sure that everyone is present as they come back.

Tobi tests his patience by refusing to return "so soon".

He understands that a rest is necessary... But for him it was just a wasted day.

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Konan

She was who gave the idea to go to the beach.

Konan likes to sunbathe, even though she's very pale.

Hoped that this day would be at least a little relaxing for Pain.

Konan would read a book in the shade while listening to the sound of the waves.

Likes to drink refreshing drinks, eat scratch cards, eat watermelon, etc.

She is enjoying the moment.

Would go into the sea to cool off a bit, but she would be quick.

Konan is very stylish, so her bikini makes her look radiant.

She really wants to play in the sand for a while.

But as we know she is shy, and ends up being embarrassed.

Didn't approve of the idea that Hidan could kill anyone who came along.

But her understand why Pein thinks it's necessary.

She loves the different shades that appear in the sky as the sun goes down.

Left the beach a little reluctantly.

She who manages to convince Tobi to leave.

Konan liked her day at the beach but wishes she had enjoyed it more.

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Sasori

He wonders why he had to come along.

Like, there's nothing for him to enjoy on the beach.

Not that he can't go into the sea, but he's a puppet, the job he'd take to get the water out of his body.

Not to mention that salt water can wear out his body.

Definitely out of the question.

The only problem is that all that sand and hot sun just reminds him more and more of his old village.

He doesn't have a problem with the heat at all, he actually likes it.

He would try to distract himself by looking for pretty rocks.

Kisame would notice and bring some for him.

He'd be so focused on this that he wouldn't realize he'd ended up walking away from the group.

He ended up getting wet when he picked up a rock too close to the sea and a wave came to meet him.

He returns to the group grumpy after that.

Sasori lies down waiting for the sun to dry him and ends up sleeping.

Hidan and Deidara bury him in the sand.

He hasn't seen the sunset and is just grumpy wanting to go back to hiding.

But he is taking the rocks he found with him.

He doesn't want to repeat the experience.

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A Cookie Club

Chapter Five: Blue Bubbly

Akatsuki x Fem!Reader

Word Count - 1.4k

Genre - Crack/Harem

Summary -

Somehow you’ve found yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place - Obito is the rock and Sasori is the hard place. Damn, you could really go for a drink about now.

The Reverse Harem Crack Fic where you end up on wacky adventures with the Akatsuki who have all made it their mission to get in your pants. Who will win your heart?

Warnings -

Eventual smut, suggestive, slow burn

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“What happened? Are you okay, Hidan?” You leaned down, brushing your hand across his slicked-back silver hair, offering up your arm as you dragged him to his feet. “What were you guys doing?”

“Just messing around. No big deal,” he stuttered, glaring at Pain before bringing his lips to your wrist. “Thank you for your concern.”

“Just a quarrel between friends, Reedie.” Pain glared down at Hidan, his lip curling as he watched the bleeding man paw at you. Pain clenched his fists into balls as fire fumed from behind his violet eyes.

“Reedie?”

“Yeah, mhm.” Deidara looked from Hidan’s swelling face to Pain’s bleeding fist. “Reedie.”

“It’s our adorable nickname for our adorable new club member,” Obito said, having found his way behind you, now whispering in your ear, his hand on the small of your back.

“Oh? Okay,” you scoffed, a nervous smile touching your lips. “You guys are too much.”

“Reedie?” Konan rolled her amber eyes at the glares shooting her way before leaning her head against your shoulder. “Yeah, yeah. It is a cute name.”

“Of course it is, it was my idea after all. But what the hell took you so long?” Pain raised his eyebrow as he wedged himself between you and Hidan.

“We took the scenic route,” she said with a laugh, her amber eyes wandered across your skin as she placed a finger to her pouted lips before turning to Pain with a wink.

“I asked you what took so long,” he growled, pulling her aside. “What do you think you are doing? Didn't I tell you to stand down?”

“Stand down? What am I, a dog?!”

The pair continued to bicker in the doorway, Hidan and Deidara adding random quips from beside them. With all the attention on the heated discussion, no one noticed Obito sliding his hand down your back, his other hand circling your chest as he pulled you back into the shadows under the marble stairs. Your eyes widened with a gasp, “Tobi, what-”

“Shh. Let me take you to another world,” he whispered, fingertips caressing your lips as his tongue danced along your neck. You opened your mouth to protest, which allowed soft lips to meld with your own, silencing your refusal. The hand you had placed against Obito’s chest to distance yourself was now at the base of his thick hair, used for leverage to bring him closer to deepen the kiss. Your eyes flickered open as a soft moan exited your lips. You shouldn't do this. The hungry look in Obito’s eyes flooded your body with heat as you backed up, trapping yourself against the wall.

“We should… The others... We need to go back,” you panted, eyes searching the room for something, anything other than the charming man in front of you. Flustered bewilderment dripped from every pore as you pleaded to be released. Obito smiled before pulling your head back by your hair. He stared at your face for a moment before crushing his lips against your own. You closed your eyes, desire taking over once more as you wrapped your arms around the Uchiha in desperation. When you woke up this morning, having a make-out session with Obito had to have been the last thing on your mind, yet here you were, sucking on his tongue, feeling weak in the knees. What am I doing? What am I, a schoolgirl? Weak in the knees? Snap out of it!

“Reedie,” he purred, his lips sliding against your neck before he nibbled on your ear. The sensation shot intense pleasure through every joint in your body. You had forgotten to tell him your real name. Hell, Obito’s technique was enough to make you forget your own name.

You bit your lip to keep from crying out when a soft voice came from your left. “What are you guys up to?”

“Whoa,." You pushed Obito away from as you turned to the redhead mere inches away from you. “Sasori? How long have you been standing there?”

“Sometime around, ‘Let me take you to another world.’ Seriously Reedie, I didn't think you were the type to fall for something so cliché,” he chuckled, his blank, brown eyes glanced at you from the side with a glint of interest as he leaned against the wall, his face in shadows.

“Well, that is. I mean, the way this looks. It isn't quite…” You mumbled, pink spreading across your face and touching your ears.

“Go on, explain it to me." Sasori sauntered to your side before slouching next to you, resting his head on your shoulder, “Details are welcome.”

“But- I didn't-” Flustered, you swallowed hard as you noticed the two men had a hold of one arm each, their eyes filled with something you couldn't pinpoint, but whatever it was, it made you shuffle your feet back and forth with unease. How did you always find yourself in these situations? “We really should get back.”

“Yo, what are you two doing?” Your face lit up upon seeing the knowing smile on the bulky man's face as he stood with his arms hanging from the stairs he was holding onto. He towered over the three of you. This was the man the team had told you about. He was the person that lived in this extravagant house. “Don't believe we’ve been formerly introduced. The name’s Kakuzu.”

“Kakuzu?”

“What did you do to her?” He chuckled, taking your quivering hand and pulling you away from the snarling pair. “Come this way, I have something to calm your nerves.”

Obito and Sasori followed behind as Kakuzu led you through a doorway to a built in bar. It was dim, the lights casting shadows over the woodwork as you climbed onto a stool followed by the rest of the club members who had noticed the commotion. Obito and Sasori sat on either side of you, the others crowding behind as you all watched Kakuzu gather ingredients from behind the bar. “So? What's your poison?”

“Oh... Something blue?”

“Blue?” Kakuzu rolled his eyes as he rummaged through the drawers, turning his back as he created the beverage. “Blue? You're lucky I even have vodka, let alone something blue.”

“Thanks!” You beamed up at the tall, tanned man in appreciation as he slid the bubbling, blue drink towards you. You could hear the bubbles pop! as you brought it to your lips.

“I don't think you should drink that, Reedie…”

“Why not?” You wiped the back of your hand across your mouth after gulping the drink down with a giggle, “Another, barkeep!”

“What is it?”

“It’s vodka.”

“So, a Blue Lagoon?” Deidara questioned as he eyed the refill with suspicion. “A Blue Hawaiian? Midnight Kiss?”

“It’s just vodka. Vodka and paint- uh, food dye.”

“Did you just say paint?!” Pain glared over the counter, his hands on the rosewood bench.

“No, I said food dye. It's seriously just vodka, I don't know why she likes it so much,” Kakuzu sneered at the orange-haired man as he slid you a third drink.

“So is it an Electric Lemonade?” You twirled a finger in the buzzing liquid, staining your finger blue as you savored the concoction on your lips. “Hawaii Five-O? Or… no, a blue mermaid!”

“Woah, Reedie, you know your alcohol.”

“Hmm? Those are real drinks? I just thought they sounded cool,” you slurred, twirling your finger for another.

“I told you it's not a cocktail. It's just vodka.”

“Is it Holy Water?”

“Blue Valium?”

“Sex In The Driveway? I want to try that.” Hidan winked at you, a smirk tugging at his lips. You blushed and attempted to wink back but just kept closing both eyelids. After the fifth attempt, you gave up and went back to the drink.

“Maybe it's a Blue Shark Attack?”

Kisame rolled his eyes at his companion. “Too mainstream, Itachi. It has to be a Kinky Blue Ocean.”

“It’s fucking vodka, you imbeciles!”

“Well, let me try it,” Deidara murmured in your ear as he reached around your waist to grab the glass. He took a single swig before he began to gag. “Good God! What is that?! It's strong. It's awful. How can you drink that?”

“It’s amazing! Well, since Kakuzu won't give you a name, I will,” you said with a sigh, waving your hands over the dubious ‘drink’ that was more akin to a toxin than a cocktail. Smiling at the strange, waxy cerulean beverage, you giggled, “I dub thee… Blue Bubbly!”

“You're a lush, aren't you, Reedie?”

“Blue Bubbly,” you gurgled before slumping onto the hardwood counter.

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wing-ed-thing · 8 months

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Twist Akatsuki Members

𓆃 Obito Uchiha

Obito Uchiha Relationship Headcanons

Kid!Obito Platonic Sleepover with AcademyStudent!Reader Headcanons

Power Fantasy (Obito x Reader) Oneshot

𓆃 Zetsu

Kisame x Reader x Zetsu Platonic Relationship Headcanons

Battle Commentary (Zetsu x Reader) Oneshot

Symbiosis (Zetsu x Reader) Oneshot

Lockbox (Zetsu x Reader) Oneshot

Links: 8

#obito x reader #zetsu x reader

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A Song With Ten Names

Chapter 6: Yes, to Err is Human, So Don't Be One (1)

Chapter 1 ☆ Previous chapter

Summary of chapter: It’s like she’s in a haunted house, seeing his face, his eyes. She eventually runs outside, and it only gets worse.

Author's Note: This song was MADE for Zetsu. ...Ok yes it's a character song for a podcast that has vampire imagery but STILL! Hopefully I'm not stretching the verses out too much. Like with Hidan's chapter, Misanthrapolagist, I plan on more with this title for Zetsu. The song is Yes, to Err is Human, So Don't Be One by Will Wood. Also I have SO many song associations and playlists for these characters, I will hyperfixate you to death if you ask (lovingly)

CW for talk of cannibalism. Because of Zetsu. Existing.

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I could drink your blood if you let me, baby

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The hisses of wind only grow sharper as the gusts blunder past the cracks of the brick house. Was weather here always prone to this?! It didn’t so much as drizzle in the months she’s been around! The caged bird believes no omen, but hell if the anxieties don’t multiply one another.

She grips her shoulders through the thin blue sweater; it’s nearly useless to this kind of storm. In her gritting teeth she can feel a racing heartbeat, her stomach tipping upside-down like a trashcan in a tornado. It’s been five-something fucking hours since her comrades left at the break of twilight, five-something fucking hours in what’s become practically a haunted house. Fearing the roof cave in after one more groan of the ceiling, the woman finally tears herself from the glue trap of fright and figures there must be a better way to take shelter, just in case.

Her lip is bit till it turns stark white. If her Kakuzu and Hidan were here, they wouldn’t leave her like this, right? She’d be protected again. No fear of kidnappers, handsy patrons, nor a maelstrom such as this. They never spoke nice but they always were nice, somehow, when it mattered.

How desperate is she to think they really had such sentiment, she scolds herself. No, regardless of this deal with a god she’s been left alone again. Her eyes feel like they’re being squeezed in their sockets, since they’ve no more tears to give tonight.

“I’m so scared…” she murmurs, holding herself. Her eyes pinch shut but with a crack of lightning, they burst open and she can only scream. A stoic face with candlelight-yellow eyes stares at her from the wall, lifeless, and it disappears in the dark once the bolt’s glow decays. Feet scramble underneath each other till she trips out the door and into the hall.

The hallway itself feels like a rickety bridge overtop ten stories of mountain air, dizzying altitude making it hard to stand up straight or breathe. Like a newborn deer she staggers up, limping through vertigo-induced twists and turns. Just as she regains some sense of control, approaching the first stair down, lightning strikes again and the specter returns in a picture frame. Another cry and she pushes forward, panic yanking her down the staircase so she runs with any body part but her legs, pounding, pounding, poundingtill the last thud is more mute. Shaky arms raise herself up yet again, and the ache in her bones causes the woman to forget the course of her ship.

A growl in the throat of the storm brings another vision of him massive green, jagged teeth around a split face in the corner of her eye, and the only thing she knows how to do is run.

Is she any good at it?

Grazing the sides of dusty furniture scrape her skin, knickknacks shoved from their shelves in a pop, pop, pop like grenades, shattering porcelain. The head of a doll rolls until it catches on the lapse of two floorboards, one eyeball caved in and rosy lips pursed in emotionless death. The woman’s arms fling open the door of the cage, and it feels like a mile in the few seconds it takes for her to turn and look back.

The wind plays with the back porch gate as a restless child would, square edges stark in shape against the sea of thick, foggy gray in the sky. The leaves cling to the branches around for dear life, and the space in the doorway where the creature should be is empty. The woman inches a few steps backward, unsure, disoriented, as she finds herself outside.

And nature takes her, as while the leaves don’t fly away in early summer, the branches still can.

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Hang from your rafters, patchwork & paisley

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The wind coos like an owl, deep and songful. It plays with her hair, cold weaving up the strands till it hits her scalp. Then slowly, but surely, his fingers do too, cupping the side of her head as she lays on his lap- in his arms. Zetsu, of course, can only ponder this: her eyes are shut, refusing to see him. The sight of him made her flee. And yet she grips now, to his familiar cloak, with her life depending on it.

Humans are such silly things.

Yellow irises take in the amputated limb ahead, the branch that almost fell on her. Its bark is healthy, its inside green at the edges where bisected. Quite the gust to rip that off, half of him muses. It’s time to take shelter, the other minds. They’re in agreement as the phantom plucks her from the earth and returns her to the haunted house.

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I could suck you dry on the rocks with a twist

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It’s funny. The woman always thought the iconography of ghosts to be enamoring, you know? From little round sheets with holes for eyes, to wisps of foxfire and gossamer, to visceral mutilations of what a person used to be-- they’re all fascinating, representing different aspects of longing and lingering and leaving this plane. It makes sense, a woman nearly obsessed with death and perspectives of afterlife to find attachment to their personifications. As she is placed gently as a feather atop a bed unused for years and years, does she see her ghost, ahead in the vanity mirror? And as that face returns, is that what he is?

Weariness of a long night must overcast prior instincts, as now she merely flutters her eyes in surprise. “Oh,” she speaks too simply, “It’s you…!” The woman recognizes him now, once she stops burying her face in red clouds. The scent of pollen fades off of him like a perfume as distance increases. The man is a mirror of himself, plain as can be, and even as she stares, she can’t figure out how his face works. The complete eye of Zetsu’s becomes hooded now she's properly rescued and subdued; she becomes flushed.

“A-apologies.” A formal tone is necessary, not only after being so erratic but as she doesn’t know him at all. But the expression of his isn’t short like she first thought; he begins to smile.

“You almost killed yourself.”

Never mind, he’s probably mad.

“Sorry.” Her head bows. “The wind, the thunder—”

One eye blinks. “...It scared you?”

She can’t even nod to that; the woman knows how childish it is. “...A tree fell into my room. When I was little.” It’s so hard trying to relax her shoulders after being tense so long. “I get anxious when it’s windy like this.”

Zetsu’s sweeter voice exhales an “oh,” calculations running in his head. “...It makes sense. Forces of nature like this kill all the time. It’s only a matter of time until you—”

A sharp pang rings through his skull, one communicating the other to for the love of god shut up. Great. As White Zetsu refocuses, he sees that she’s fixated on the storm again, a still intact glass arch in the wall framing a branch that swings up and down like a kid carrying a teddy bear by the paw.

Why do you care if she’s upset?

Pain-sama’s intentions are clear.

But being attentive doesn’t mean babying.

Look at her.

And he does. The woman is withered, drained and meek to the imagination of forces smashing her down like a bug. She’s small. In this big, big world, she is still so very small. Zetsu sighs.

“There's no threat,” he assures, truthfully. For his soft voice, it’s so confident. “This building has stood for years. It won’t fall tonight,” the other voice adds. The fear-paled lady in her white dress now finally nods in agreement, eager for some logic to stand onto.

“You’re right...You’re right.”

The gaze falls from the window to the broken mirror some meters away, seeing herself in it- propped up against the headboard with hands folded on her lap- and the creature looming on the bedside. Forces of nature, huh...?

“...Are you like them?” she inquires. The black cloth can only bring such questions. “Do you kill, too?” Though the exact nature of the Akatsuki- the execution of Pain's peace- eludes her, the bounties and (to an extent) the rituals of her entourage did not.

The monster of a man doesn’t shake his head, nor says a proper no. “I’m not a fighter,” he explains. “I’m not suited for such work.” A tiny bit of relief enters her heart, but it still holds worries.

“...May I ask what you do?”

A curious one. Best she be careful.

“...Watch. Learn. Listen," he provides. "The roots take me where I need, pass information that needs to be known.” He’s the reason the other Akatsuki know she exists, why she’s here now, sitting next to him in wait for the next pair.

“It sounds...more peaceful,” she admits, admiration creeping in her weary tone. She envisions herself as he must be, weaving in and out of oak and birch as smooth as watercolor brushes on paper. Her head sticking out on the very tippy top of the woodlands, the smell of magnolia or plum blossom surrounding as an aura. She’s above the world, anything that could crush her--

“Oh yes. It can be meditative,” he agrees pleasantly, “...Especially the meals.”

She blinks again. “Meals?”

“The bodies,” Zetsu says. “Consumption of them renews my chakra. I presume it’s much like how you must enjoy sleep or a bath.”

“...Bodies? Of…?!” The woman regrets it as soon as she asks.

“Corpses,” he elaborates. “My most vital duty is to dispose of our dead.”

It is suddenly so very nauseating imagining herself so high up.

“Mm?” The man cocks his head, though the woman isn’t even using the mirror to look at him anymore; indeed, her eyes aren’t seeing anything that’s actually in front of her. He chides once again.

Damn...so sensitive…how annoying...

Then don’t make it worse! Fix it!

“...You needn’t think about that. I only eat you if you die.”

That is NOT AT ALL what she was thinking about, thank you very much!!!

Predictable as a jack in the box, fear encapsulates her again, shivers making her bolt straight up in bed. A hand searches blindly desperately across the blanket till it palms a pillow to shove into her face. A brow curls in confusion as he watches her muted scream, and then just as quickly, she stops, setting it back where it was. That helps a little. Unified, he and her exhale in release of stress, lest the remaining time get even longer than it already will be.

“You'll just be brought back again if you leave, you know…”

“I do, I do…Just.” She swallows, forcing herself to take in his visage in the mirror once more. The way his coat wraps around the plant structure causes the collar to taper off, sort of like a vampire's cape. “Never heard that one before.” ...No, she hasn’t heard that one before. Eating the dead... And she’s so morbidly curious--

--No. No, she’s not going to ask what they taste like!!! She needs the sky to stop spinning before that box can be unwrapped. God. Oh god...! She mouths a quick "bleh!" and vigorously shakes her brain free of the idea. Zetsu allows himself to smirk again, questions of her filling his own fascinated mind. A woman that may be of another world, perhaps across time and space...she's a weird one, indeed, but not in the way one would expect. Before he caught a whiff of it, the traveler had already put herself in the good graces of the Akatsuki's arguably most unstable members-- a talent of some sort, surely, amount of magic (or jutsu) involved still unknown. As much as one can ask how many of her fairy tales are real, how much of her self is one?

“Must be quite a few things you’ll experience for the first time.”

You strange thing, he ponders, what secrets do you keep...?

The infinite is in the wind, across the fluttering leaves and in the waves of grass. Ghosts and ghouls and Frankenstein’s monsters. The two aliens share this space as the other carries a whole other universe- way of existing- upon their back, both grotesque and incomprehensible. Another flash of lightning, and electricity fills the air with possibilities grand and grave. As she rests upon the bed, though eyelids beg to close, the exhausted woman finds herself staring at his split reflection in wonder. The flytrap tilts its torso forward till he can see his own face in the cracked glass, and he tries to see what she sees.

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But just like a vampire, I don't exist

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#akatsuki x reader #aswtn fic #songfic #zetsu x reader

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Yandere Akatsuki Headcanons (Platonic)

❝ — 🍥 lady l: something I thought about for a while and decided to do it now. I hope you like it and forgive me for any mistakes! ❤️🖤

❝tw: obsessive and possessive behavior, murder, mention of death, yandere themes, stalking and jealousy.

❝🍥pairing: platonic yandere!akatsuki x gender neutral!reader.

Becoming part of Akatsuki was an important decision and one you knew shouldn't be made lightly. They were wanted and dangerous criminals. Once you decided to join, there would be no going back.

You were not innocent, you had already killed and committed some minor crimes and you were a well-trained ninja. That's why you decided to join Akatsuki. You just didn't know that your life would turn out completely different than you initially thought it would.

Pain was a little wary of allowing you to join Akatsuki, as not only did you not have a little-known reputation but there was something about you that unnerved him. That attracts him. But he decided to agree, after talking to Konan.

That's how you joined the world's most wanted ninja, Akatsuki and became their obsession.

Pain is the leader of Akatsuki and has a god complex. He is serious and distant, rarely approaching other members except to give him missions or orders. However, when he is Nagato he is totally different. Kind and shy. You and Konan are the only people who really know him as Nagato.

Regardless of your identity, he is very protective of you. He sees you as something good, as one of the few remnants of goodness, even if you are a criminal, you are still better than everyone. Besides being quite possessive of you. He wants to become a God and he will, but he sees no point in becoming one if you are not by his side.

Konan possessed a calmness, an admirable and frightening control. She has enviable self-control and this is visible in the way she deals with you. She is very calm around you, offering a kind smile and seeking any form of affection she can get from you.

She is desperate for affection, but she will never admit it. Konan is very intelligent and knows how to manipulate you. Stoic and cold-blooded, she will kill anyone who gets in her way, in your life other than herself and the other members. She takes whatever time she can have by your side.

Tobi has lost a lot during his life and these losses have shaped him into who he is today. He never expected to get attached to someone again, to love someone else after being deprived of someone he loved. This made him paranoid and very overprotective of you. Obito already lost someone he loved once, he won't lose you too.

He is introverted, however, and tries to avoid social interactions with the other Akatsuki members as much as possible, but with you, he is more sociable. Tobi is very possessive and always has one eye on you, especially when you are around the other members.

Itachi is calm and reserved, his feelings for you, the obsession he harbors, are very well hidden behind his mask. Not even the other members know Itachi very well, as he is enigmatic and mysterious. He deals with you the same way he does with everyone else, calmly and without showing much of how he feels. This makes you more distant.

However, he is not a really bad person. He did bad things, things he will regret. He sees a second chance in you, he trusts his intuition and you a lot. Itachi has a strong sense of empathy towards you and he is the one who notices the most if you are uncomfortable or upset about something, usually offering you comfort. He is possessive, however, because he has already lost a lot and wants your attention to him.

Kisame is a tailless tailed beast, a shark in humanoid form and he has strong predator instincts. He is very aggressive and can often be dominated by his bloodlust and desire for death, but he knows how to control himself when he wants to or when ordered to do so. You are one of the few people who can convince him to have mercy.

He's very perceptive, though. Kisame is always on alert and is aware of any danger and his first reaction is to take you away from danger. He is very protective and is also great at analyzing people and will know when you are bad.

Kakuzu only cares about money and himself, an avaricious and greedy man. He used to be like that until you joined Akatsuki and he started to care about you, but like a possession. Something that belonged to him, something to be controlled.

He often says that you can only trust him and money, the only two things you can rely on. Kakuzu is very attached to you and cares in his own way. He has a violent temper and becomes obsessed easily and you are his biggest obsession. He gets jealous very easily and reacts harshly to it.

Zetsu is a duality and only a manipulation, a difficult one to read and understand. White Zetsu is the easiest to deal with, he is playful and carefree, and he loves to tease others. He is very calm and loves to have fun with you, but he is very protective of you and although he doesn't usually use violence, he will.

Black Zetsu is the real problem. He is very intelligent and is the real brain behind many plans, serious and experienced. He is a great manipulator, appearing trustworthy and loyal, but his true loyalty is unknown to you. He is very possessive and a born stalker and will kill anyone who gets too close to you. He gets into several conflicts with White Zetsu because of this.

Deidara is extremely proud and fully believes that the greatest art form is destruction. He does not accept defeat and will always seek revenge. He is very reckless and even impulsive, often acting without thinking and that includes you. But he is not stupid, but rather calculating.

He is easily jealous and no one can insult you around him, as he will go crazy and be willing to sacrifice even himself to destroy the offender. Deidara protects you fiercely and his possessiveness leads him to states of madness that only you or Sasori can control. His favorite activity is the art of explosion with you.

Sasori is devoid of any human emotion, has no feelings of affection and is even considered inhuman. He doesn't feel anything, he never cared about anyone or anything, until he met you. Cold and distant, Sasori just watches from afar, preferring to keep his attention on his puppets.

You made him feel something for the first time in years, someone he could finally have the love he always wanted as a child. Sasori, although distant, still stays close to you when it suits him. He became possessive, even threatening the other Akatsuki members over you. He doesn't care about anything or anyone except you. And he won't let you be taken from him. Even if he has to turn you into a puppet. You will stay together.

Hidan has no respect for anything or anyone, insulting everything and everyone that suits him. Not even his own leader is safe from his insults, considering he doesn't respect him at all. Although a religious ninja, Hidan acts in a manner completely contrary to a religious person. He kills everything and everyone without any remorse.

He is quite easygoing towards you, his insults are never directed at you and he will eviscerate anyone who dares to insult you. Hidan is a sadist, finding pleasure in causing pain and killing his victims in the most painful way possible. He definitely wants to teach you how to be like him.

Akatsuki became more united when you joined and although there will always be conflicts between them, you became the missing piece. Pain would never let you leave, not when you were true peace. You're stuck with them forever.

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rashidax2 · 1 year

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Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

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akatsukis kinks and turn offs?

18+, full blown smut, kinks, and more smut

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Omg omg omg, I had wayyyy too much fun writing these. Also! If anyone wants a one shot of a specific character with the kinks I’ve listed, pleaseeeeee let me know and I’d be more than happy to write it, especially for Tobi, Hidan, or Zetsu🫶🏻

I feel like Hidan has done everything at least once, and if there’s something he hasn’t done, he’s more than willing to try. This man is KINKY. I imagine his favorites are period play(or anything involving blood), s&m, fucking outside with the thrill of getting caught, knife play, and threesomes. I believe his turn off’s would be the “I don’t use safe words” thing. Hidan is intense when it comes to sex, and he won’t do it with just anybody either. He must have a safe word for his sessions and if you refuse to use one, just know you won’t be getting in his pants.

Kakuzu is similar to Hidan, has done everything at least once and isn’t close minded about trying new things. I know for a fact his tendrils would definitely come into play, whether it’s him tying you up, or toying with your clit. He’s definitely partnered up with Hidan for three ways, and just like him, also requires a safe word. I imagine Kakuzu enjoying a daddy kink as well, would lose his composure the second the word slips from your lips four orgasms in. Big into brat taming, but when it comes to turn off’s, just like with Hidan, if you have the no safe word mindset, he won’t be down.

I’ve mentioned this before but I truly believe Konan is into Shibari. Has a whole collection of ropes, of all different colors too. Mostly pastels; pinks, blue’s, and purple’s. I see her as being a passionate lover, with intense sessions time to time. Loves bringing toys into the bedroom, and her favorite to use on you would be her Hitachi. I can imagine Konan being into impact play as well, using only her hand or her paddle, likes seeing little pink marks on your ass or thighs. Would primarily be the top with you and unless she has stated it otherwise, WILL NOT be down to be topped. She needs absolute trust in her partner before allowing them access to her that way. If you try to top her during sex, it’ll turn her off.

Sessions with Pain can last relatively long, only because he loves to draw it out. Mixing pleasure with pain, but it’s never done to hurt you, wants you to experience pleasure in all aspects. I believe he’s into piercing play, also known as recreational acupuncture, or needle play. Aftercare is a very important thing to Pain, especially with the minor wounds that were inflicted during your session. I think his only turn off would be if you thought aftercare was stupid or unnecessary. Especially the times when he requires aftercare too.

Our sweet explosive loving babe. I feel like Deidara hasn’t experimented much with kinks, and the few he has tried, he wasn’t crazy about. How some people are into riding their partners fingers, you’d be riding his hand. Could cum just from watching you ride the appendage that sits between the lips on his palm. As stated in the show, Deidara isn’t into s&m. I feel like he tried it once but the thought of inflicting pain on his partner was too much for him and visa versa. Even though he loves bombs and explosions, I feel like he’s more of a gentle partner.

I can see Sasori absolutely loving when his partner sits on his face. Is the type to get upset if you don’t sit your entire body weight down on him, would grab hold of your thighs, pulling you down onto him and holding you there. Loves looking up and seeing your eyes rolled back, tears streaming down your face as you continuously cum on his tongue. Bonus points if you end up squirting. Apart from that, I can imagine him using his chakra threads on you, whether it’s holding you still when you start to squirm, or when you start faltering when riding his cock, his threads would help keep you balanced. I don’t think he’s be into food play. Since Sasori doesn’t need to eat like others do, he sees no use for it, in or outside of the bedroom.

Breeding kink, I repeat, BREEDING KINK. With Uchiha’s, they form deep bonds, and love the hardest. So naturally, that would be reflected during sex. Itachi loves filling you up, and then watching as you go about your business throughout the compound full of him. I think he also enjoys when you ride his thighs. If he’s busy working on something at his desk, best believe one hand will be holding your lower back, helping you keep your rhythm. I personally think Itachi’s turn off would be Dacryphilia. Only because he doesn’t like seeing you cry. He strives for his partner’s happiness.

Just like Hidan, I feel like Kisa enjoys period sex. Has a container under his bed full of towels specifically for that time of the month. Apart from that, I imagine he likes choking, Dacryphilia, and rough sex in general. Loves seeing the scratches you leave on his back or the bite marks left on him. When he has you in doggy or bent over any hard surface, best believe his large hand will have a fistful of your hair. Now for turn offs, I don’t think he’d do anything risky where he could get caught. Just like a lot of his comrades, he’s protective over his partner and doesn’t want anyone seeing what’s his. Especially in such a vulnerable state.

Now, you can get either Tobi, or Obito, it truly depends on his mood, or situation. Our sweet gentle Tobi loves seeing his partner in cute little outfits, especially a maid outfit. I see Tobi as more of a sub honestly and if he acts out, and you want to punish him for it, his all time favorite is edging. If you happen to act like a brat, just know Obito won’t hesitate to grip you by the hair and walk you back to your shared room. Rough sex, double penetration, and surprisingly exhibitionism. As long as others don’t see his face/scarring, he will fuck you senseless in front of others/doesn’t care if someone walks in during. Will even hold a conversation with said person while he fucks you. Even when alone, loves fingering you with his gloves on. Tobi wouldn’t want to see you cry, just like Itachi, he doesn’t like seeing his partner upset. With Obito, I don’t think he’d like sensory deprivation. Doesn’t enjoy having any of his senses taken away, wants to be able to hear, and see every reaction he pulls from you.

Just like Tobi, you can get either Black or white Zetsu. All depends on their mood & said situation. White Zetsu loves nothing more than praising you, especially when his cock is buried deep in your throat, with tears threatening to fall, black Zetsu is all for degrading you. Will mush your face into a wall, a desk, the mattress, and take you from behind, whispering dirty words as you take him fully. I also fully believe Zetsu is into having sex outside, and orgasm control/denial. Enjoys hearing you beg to cum, bucking your hips into him or the toy just to get yourself off when you can’t take it. As well as quickie’s. Won’t hesitate to pull you into a bathroom and fuck you silly before walking about like he didn’t do anything. I think his only turn off would be being bitten. For some reason I imagine Zetsu being really sensitive and doesn’t like the blunt pain one can inflict by digging their teeth into him.

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#akatsuki #itachi uchiha #nagato #aruto hiden #naruto obito #kakazu #sasori #deidara #konan x reader #black zetsu #kisame #white zetsu

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Probs gonna make a part 2 to this

The narrator/reader is the yandere 😈

Still haven’t watched shippuden lol everything I know about Tobi/Obito is from other fanfics Lolol hope you enjoy!!

Let’s eat salad

I wonder what they talk about?

I would never spy on my precious Tobi, no I’m just keeping a thoughtful eye on him. Hiding in the trees nearby I can see Zetsu bothering Tobi in the forest.

Their meetings are sneaky. Something private just between them.

I can’t imagine why my darling would never mentions such meetings to me.

I bet this is somehow Zetsu’s fault…. Creating space between me and my beloved, one hushed whisper at a time. Making my cherished Tobi believe I’m someone to keep secrets from! I should be Tobis favorite!

He’d be better as a base for my salad!

I don’t trust him, that literal two faced-

“Got you!”

A small gasp escapes me as I’m yanked from my thoughts by Tobis firm grasp pulling me flush to his chest and lifting me off the ground into a tight bear hug as he cheers excitedly in my ear. How did he get behind me so fast?

“Did you think you could sneak up on Tobi?” He asks pressing the face of his mask close to my ear and swaying my body around side to side.

A smile tugs at my face and an embarrassingly dainty and girlish giggle flies past my lips as I squeak out his name

“Tobi!”

“I was gonna try and spook you but you caught me!” I blurt if between giggles. He lowers me so my feet can touch the ground releasing his grip on me and turns me around to face him, the casual man handling sending a jolt of excitement throughout my body.

“Silly senpai! You weren’t sneaky at all! You could never prank Tobi because Tobi is the master of pranks!”

“Oh maybe since your so bad at it I could teach you! Then you could call me senpai!”

I can’t help but stare up at him adoringly. Tobi is a silly secretive man who’s body is almost completely covered in fabric, but even with all the layers of cotton between us I feel so close to him. Ever since he joined the Akatsuki he’s paid special attention to me. He tried to act somewhat professional at first, polite enthusiastic small talk and lingering glances which soon escalated into pet games and playful manhandling. I immediately found myself coming up with any flimsy excuse I could to spend even another second with him. Im the one he’s supposed to have hushed whispers with…

Everything would be better if zetsu disappeared….

Noticing the silence I’ve let stretch between us I take a step towards Tobi and gently wrap my arms around his torso. Tilting my head upwards and resting my chin on his chest to set my loving gaze directly at his masks singular eye hole.

“Will you please teach me how to be sneaky Tobi-senpai?”

I’m gonna make zetsu disappear.

The sickeningly sweet tone of my voice seems to fluster Tobi, his hands lift and freeze by his sides and he takes a moment stumbling over his words. My opportunity to strike.

I quickly release my arms from his his torso and grasp around his shoulders hauling myself up his much taller frame to smack a quick peck of my lips to his mask. Promptly releasing my grip on him as I fall back to my feet a few steps back, cackling obnoxiously.

“Did I surprise you Senpai?? I’m really a quick learner!” I shout out between laughs. My hand covering my mouth as I look up at him through my eyelashes.

My laughter is interrupted my a surprised gasp as Tobi again pulls me from the ground this time hoisting me over his shoulder.

“Oh such a naughty student I have!”

He exclaims with a playful tone as he begins to walk towards the Akatsuki base. I can feel his muscles shifting under the fabric of his cloak as he carries me effortlessly. I can't help but feel a rush of excitement and anticipation for what's to come. Maybe Tobi will teach me some tricks on how to deal with Zetsu.

As we enter the base, I can feel the eyes of the other members on us. I can sense the jealousy and curiosity in their gazes, but I don't care. I'm too focused on Tobi and the way his large hand grips on the back of my my thighs, internally pleasing for his touch to slide higher…

We walk into a dark room and Tobi sets me down gently. He turns to face me, his mask still covering his face, but I can feel the intensity of his gaze.

"First lesson, senpai," he says, his voice low and serious. "You must always be aware of your surroundings. You never know who might be watching or listening."

With that, Tobi disappears into the shadows, leaving me alone in the room. I can feel my heart pounding in my chest as I try to focus on my surroundings. I can hear the faint sound of footsteps and the rustling of fabric.

Suddenly, Tobi appears behind me grabbing my wrist and spinning me around to face him. I try to wiggle out of his grasp but he takes control of my other wrist using his weight to knock me off balance and lower me to the ground. Hovering over top of me with my wrists still firmly in his grasp he kneels between my thighs bends down so his masked face is just inches from mine. “Oh wow you look adorable like this! So cute and helpless just for Tobi!”

His tone is teasing but the comment freezes me in place. Just for Tobi….

“Lesson number two, senpai," he states his breath hot against my skin. "Always be ready for anything! Wouldn’t want to find yourself pinned underneath your opponent! Especially one so much larger than you!” Even though the intention is playful I’ve had enough of Tobis mockery! Time to fight back!

and I fight dirty….

Planting my one foot on the ground for leverage I anchor my opposite thigh firmly over his hip around his waist and grind my pelvis against his. I see his single eye widen and he pulls back slightly, I think I hear a small gasp and it’s his turn to freeze above me. Using his surprise to my advantage I break free of his grip and grab his hands. I drag his one hand up to cup the side of my face. I can feel the intensity of his gaze as he hovers silently above me. “What’s the matter senpai? Did I surprise you again?” Wearing a devilish grin I take the opportunity to grind against him again as I tentatively Intertwine the fingers of our other hands. I see his eye shoot down to our intertwined fingers and I feel him squeeze my hand ever so slightly. “I thought you’d be prepared for anything.” I taunt tilting my face slightly towards the hand touching my face and gently nibble at the thumb of his glove. His gaze immediately shoots back to mine. He leans forward and traces his thumb over my lip staring at my mouth the entire time. He takes control of our intertwined hands and raises my arm up slightly until it’s next to my head before pressing down and pinning me. I smile up at him and I feel the gentlest press of his hips against mine, I gasp at the feeling of him, solid and monstrous against my hot core. “Please Tobi more.” I beg. Grinding my hips back against him to try and ease my own growing excitement. Fortunately thats all the encouragement he needs. Removing the hand from my face he leans forward to rest his weight on his elbow and entangle his fingers in my hair peering down at me the entire time he begins to grind against me with confidence. His pace is a little unsteady but the friction between our clothed bodies is breath taking. Wetness pools in my panties and my eyes flutter shut from the pleasure

“Look at me.” My eyes fly open to see Tobis piercing red stare hypnotize me. Is his eye…swirling? An untamed mewling rips from my throat unexpectedly when his clothed erection grinds deliciously against my clit. “A-ah! Keep doing that please!” I Yelp tossing my head to the side. Separating out intertwined fingers Tobi brings his hand to the back of my thigh behind me knee in a grip clearly meant to keep me in place as I begin with to squirm from the intensity . He presses his masked face into the crook of my neck and I hear him take a deep sniff of my hair. “So pretty and perfect just for me.” Has Tobi always been this powerful? He seemed almost nervous a few minutes ago when I initiated this but the man above me has completely taken charge! Caging me underneath him and radiating carnal desire. Even his voice sounds different!

“Oh am I interrupting?” My entire being is eclipsed with rage at the sound of zetsus voice. Snapping my head over to the source of the sound my glare is venemous once I see zetsu in the corner of the room. Just his head and shoulders peaking out from the floor. “Yes! Go awa-“

“Oh nope! Just a little friendly student, sensei role play!” Tobis interrupts me in his typical loud mannerisms as he quickly pulls away from my and begins to rise to his feet. “Tobi! I-“ he continues to interrupt me as he yanks me to my feet and pulls me towards the door before pushing me out of his room. I turn to face him wide eyed and confused. “Oooooh Im sorry, dont be upset! I was having so much fun with our lesson but we’ll have yo finish it later!” He quickly boops my nose with his index finger and pulls back into his room shutting the door and then I’m alone. I’m standing alone in the hallway staring at his door.

I’m gonna kill zetsu.

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