#akatsuki headcanons

[monstas1ut]

Characters w/ black! s/o who’s mad at them

LAW, ZORO, SASUKE, KAKUZU, ARMIN, EREN, ICHIGO, BYAKUYA

contains

__ +18 black coded reader, female reader, nsfw for most, sfw for some, only the Aot men are modern, usage of ‘slut’, Kakuzu uses his tendrils.

__ a/n : Can we talk about how I got so much love from my trafalgar law post? Thank you so much. This is just a small little small headcannon thing.. I needed to write something.. even if it’s shitty lol.

Trafalgar Law is the epitome of ‘get somebody else to do it’. This is only at first when he notices you’re slamming things, rolling your eyes, or sucking your teeth. The surgeon can barely give a damn when you’re acting like this. Most of the time, he knows it’s his fault why you’re acting this way. Law won’t give you any attention until you calm down though.

When you’re finally quiet and shriveled up in a corner with anger looming over you, that’s when he appears. He will be as calm as ever and this will piss you off even more, but alas, Law isn’t dealing with your bratty self anymore.

If this is a public dispute, Law will in fact use his devil fruit to ‘room’ you away from others. There’s just no way he’s going to argue or let you scream at him in public. His eyes would squint at you as if you’re dumb and he’ll grip your chin with his tattooed hand. This of course only gets you to shut up for a little while.

“You are picking at my nerves. Pulling the strings even, and if you do not stop your petty behavior… I will stop it myself.” His voice would be at a low tone, mixed with harsh intent. His eyes would be directly looking into yours. And if his demand did not frighten you in any way, he would then have to resort to getting closer while his thumb slips into your mouth.

Law had never been so sexual before you.. but he knows how much of a slut you are for him. He just knew you’d wrap those glossy lips around his thumb. Not only did it keep you quiet, but it turned him on.. and he’s sure you were just annoyed from him ignoring you… So, his other hand would slip away and down into your bottoms. The only thing he felt was the shameful wetness.

Maybe you were just horny and mad..

“I will not tend to your every little need if you keep acting like this everytime you want to be a little slut..” he says as his fingers slip inside you.

Roronoa Zoro didn’t even know you were mad. Mad at him? For what? The blonde cook was the one that had to flat out tell him that you were angry with him. That’s when Zoro becomes pissed about you even spilling your problems to Sanji. Then, the whole ship has to hear you two verbally brawl.

He’s a petty asshole alright. He’s hidden every bonnet and scarf you’ve ever worn, and to his disbelief, you had one stashed. He’s also the one to cross boundaries and purposefully watch your bonnet fall off your head at night.. and he will not pick it up. He’s just that petty.. But when he finds out why you’re mad, he may stop.

Zoro will end up doing things under your nose. He’ll bring you something at most. He’ll let you sleep with him again.. but the biggest of them all would be how he apologies. It would be murmurs. You wouldn’t even notice he’s trying to say sorry.. The only time he can do it is after he cums in your pussy.

Makeup sex is the way for Zoro. He cannot just verbally say sorry, it doesn’t feel correct.

“..a-ah!… Zoro~… Fuck-.. Fuck-…!” Once you’re creaming all over his cock and he’s digging his cum in you, he will be a panting mess. But yet, his kisses would be planted all on your back and your neck.. up to your ear.

“…I’m fucking sorry…”

Sasuke Uchiha has either left the building or has laid back to watch the show. This man is the most flip flopping character anyone has ever seen. It really depends on the time and day you get angry. There’s the Sasuke who will sit there and watch you with a hard cock, and there’s the Sasuke who will ignore you for the rest of the day until he comes back.

When you’re yelling, cursing and using your hands to talk, Sasuke gets hard. What can I say? He loves strong, determined women. He cannot deal with weak women who stay cooped up in their emotions and never speak up. This is why a black woman is for him. He has a thing for women who speak their mind… and he doesn’t mind saying sorry with his tip kissing your womb.

However, there’s the other side of him that wishes you would shut up for one minute. He knows he’s most likely in the wrong, but hearing you say it and curse him out kind of hurts his pride. He likes to leave home around this type of situation. Does he come back? Yes.. Does he say sorry for leaving? Sorta. He comes back with a gift that’s for sure, but he doesn’t mutter the words ‘I’m sorry’. Not until you’re doing that favorite move on his cock.

If you say sorry for yelling and screaming while bouncing on him.. he’s in heaven.. and it’s not because you apologized.. it’s because he knows you love him just enough to say sorry..

He also knows you’re too stubborn to say that to anyone else.

“Fuck I’m sorry-… I’m sorry Sasuke-… baby…” It literally makes his eyes uncontrollable. His rinnegan stays the same, however his other eye turns that signature red. It’s like he just wanted to see more with his sharingan…. He wanted to see your brown pussy lips even more, and your pink insides..

“Sorry..”

Kakuzu is just that one man that doesn’t care. Really. He had more important things to do. If you’re the type to scream and curse him out while angry, then you’re out of luck. If you are the type that says nothing and presents the silent treatment.. then you may have a chance.

There’s something about the silent treatment that gets Kakuzu’s blood boiling. He cannot stand seeing you avoid him, let alone go running to his partner and talking to that silver haired bastard. Kakuzu cannot stand it. He will constantly give you a harsh glare until you talk to him. But, if you’re consistent and you don’t tend to him at all, he’ll only wrap his tendrils around you.

Doesn’t matter if you’re talking to someone or not, he will wrap them around you and take your bratty ass with him. The second that door slams, you’re all tied with his tendrils and he forces you to tell him what’s your problem.. if it’s someone else.. he’ll deal with it. If it’s something he did.. he’ll only apologize by releasing you and buying you a silky scarf the next day. Hey.. he’ll even eat your pussy for a bonus.

“Oooeh… fuck~…” you purred, curling your toes as those black tendril’s kept your thighs parted. You could see just as well. Kakuzu was slurping every drop of juice that came out of you… and his green irises didn’t fail to stare into your soul while he did it..

“Still pissed off, woman?..”

Armin Arlert will be the one to talk things out with you. There are two men on this list who will, and he’s one of them. He will not force you to do anything, let alone fuck you to tell the truth. The blonde will only watch your anger disperse into thin air after he pampers you with services and material things. He knows you don’t care much for money, but he will buy you whatever you want.

He doesn’t want you pissed off at him forever. That’s what he believes will happen anyways. But, to put things short, he gets you happy faster than the rest. He does this within the hour he sees you mad. If he’s made you mad in some way, shape, or form, he’s going to apologize regardless. Even if it isn’t his fault, he’s spitting out apologies and begging for forgiveness.

He will not go straight to sex, as he believes it will alter the way you two go about things. Instead, after he pampers you in such a manner, he will take you out to dinner and he’ll then.. make passionate love to you.. filled with ‘I love you’.

“Armin-… oh-… right there baby…”

“Right here..? Alright baby I got it.” He softly spoke, his cock rushing through you time and time again. His voice was so soft compared to his hips..

“I love you… I love you so much…”

Eren Yeager. Toxic as hell. We all know this man. The first thing he does when he notices how mad you are is ask you. Yes, he asks you what’s wrong. If you comply and tell him.. it’ll be all dandy.. but if you’re a brat and you say that he should already know what’s wrong, you’re in for it.

This man will not only fuck the truth out of you.. but he will be so rough that you’re seeing stars and you can barely remember what you were even mad for. He cares about your feelings, yes, but the fact is that you were trying to be smart.. so he just fucked the smartness out of you.

Honestly though, after Eren does that and when your brain comes back to life, he will hold you. He won’t leave your side and he’ll even lift you and take you to the bath after a while. No doubt, he has his answer now. He got it while he fucked you silly. If it’s his fault, he’ll actually apologize, however if it’s someone else’s fault… he’s gonna grab his glocky and that’s that.

Long story short.. he’s trying to do better about that..

“Don’t try to hide anything from me.. I just don’t like that shit…”

“Okay.. so that means fuck me and make me mess up the sheets..?”

“Well.. Nah…. I just don’t like that smartass attitude, baby. Now cmere’ I gotta fix that” Eren says as he points to your lifting lace front.

Ichigo Kurosaki will only make the situation worse before it gets better. However, this isn’t such a bad thing. His brain can only comprehend women a little. He doesn’t understand why you’re even mad. He’ll have to get a lesson from Kisuke, that's for sure. The lesson being, women are always right.. which isn’t true at all, but it’s a known motto. Ichigo will try to stand by it..

But he’s Ichigo.

The argument between you two will go on for less than an hour before you're laughing and he’s laughing non stop. Either you two saw someone fall, or you ended up watching something that was entirely too funny to not laugh. Not only that, but you two are straight back to holding each other close.

Ichigo is always so tired from dealing with the soul society, so you naturally understand he comes and goes. But, he does say sorry eventually.. with a letter. He cannot verbally say it because he’s a secret tsundere and will blush like hell is on earth.

‘ I’m sorry for being a bastard. I love you.’

Byakuya Kuchiki, the other man who will talk things out. He’s not dumb whatsoever, and frankly, he knows you’re mad just from the way you hold a glass or the way you move your lips. He’s very attentive and cannot miss a beat with you. Another main, obvious example would be when you are doing your hair and you get frustrated too quickly.

The way of approaching you would be quite formal. He’ll ask pretty quick. He won’t hold back, and he prefers you don’t either. He’s such a good man that you’ll most likely be spilling out what’s wrong. Once he knows, he’ll immediately try to fix said problem, it’ll be easier if it’s because of him… However, if it’s because of someone else, they better run like hell.

Byakuya may be pissed at himself if it was him, but someone else??? Not only will he have a long talk with you, but it’ll also be a long talk with that other person.. and you are also tagging along. He doesn’t like when you’re mad, simply because it interrupts the peace and he wants you happy. He’s the dull one here.. he doesn’t need you to be the same.

After correcting said situation, Byakuya would have a meal ready for the both of you.. and he will make sure to pamper you in a bathtub.. he’s also the king of kissing hands.

“I’d love it if you kept that gorgeous smile on your face. Don’t let anyone take that away, not even me.”

ⓒ Monstas1ut (do not copy)

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[vulpisnocturna]

There was only one bed - Horny Akatsuki Edition

request by @takhidk 🤍

SOFT NSFW



Deidara:

-is completely speechless when he finds out there is only one bed at the inn during your mission together

-acts cocky though, telling you not to make a move on him

-he’s the first one to make a move, saying the bed is too small (he is literally 5’5” lmao) as he scoots closer to you

-you tease him about it and he tells you to shut up, his cheeks red

-he’s never had sex before but what he lacks in experience he makes up for with his enthusiasm

-you have to tell him that his hands are a gift, and how to use them, but he’s very happy to comply

-‘wouldn’t it be better to make the bed explode when I make you cum, hm?’ he asks, and you look at him, eyes wide

-‘no, Deidara. Unless you want this to never happen again’

-‘fine’

Obito:

-can’t believe himself. He hasn’t slept in the same bed with anyone ever

-decides to play dumb with his Tobi persona, hugging you like a pillow

-in reality, bro is dying to have you close to him

-after a while, though, he gets quite worked up, and decides he’ll have his fun with you. He can tell you want him by the way you casually move your ass against him, as if he couldn’t notice

-he blindfolds you and takes off his mask, starting to kiss your neck, letting his voice drop to his normal tone

-‘you know what happens to little things like you who poke the rattlesnake, right?’

Hidan:

-As soon as he sees there’s only one bed, he’s all for it

-‘I bet you asked for one bed, huh? Guess I’m just irresistible’ he grins cockily

-‘Yeah, right’ you say, rolling your eyes, though you have to admit he is hot.

-‘Let’s fuck’ he says, as forward as always. You stare at him, swallowing painfully

-When you hesitate, Hidan practically throws you on the bed, ripping the cloak off of you and licking your exposed chest

-‘Come on, sweetheart. Let’s have some fun, you and I’ he says, pulling your shirt up and starting to suck on your nipples, a bit too rough, but the pain soon mixes with the pleasure

Itachi:

-blinks and stands in the doorway, looking at the double bed. ‘There must have been a misunderstanding. I will solve it, don’t worry’ he says, disappearing towards the reception. You kind of hope they won’t have any other rooms, although the idea of sleeping with Itachi is both hot and terrifying

-when he comes back, he does not look too happy

-‘I am deeply sorry about this. They do not have any other rooms. I will sleep on the chair’ he says, removing his cloak as he goes in. You do the same, and you don’t fail to catch his eyes on you for a split second. As you get into bed, you stare at him, sucking in your lips

-‘Sleep on the bed, Itachi’ you say after a while. He looks at you, his throat bobbing before he slowly gets up and crawls under the blanket, staring at you. He wants to touch you, but it would be inappropriate. He can’t get himself to move. And yet, when you move closer to him and push your ass against him, he can’t contain himself and wraps a hand around your waist, pulling you closer

-‘Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. Let me indulge you, then’ he says, his hand slipping under your shorts as he starts to kiss your neck languidly

Pain:

-Is quite pissed off that he was not given two rooms, but when he looks at you, he can’t help but think this must have been fate

-and after all, he hasn’t had that chance in so long

-he saw the way you looked at him, with a blush on your cheeks and suggestive eyes

-‘lie down’ he says, tone authoritative, ‘and take off your clothes’

-you can’t believe your ears. Though when Pain gives you a meaningful look, you quickly do as he says, though you’re blushing and trembling with anticipation

-‘let’s make the most of this unfortunate situation, shall we?’ he says, running his hands on your thighs, splaying them open for him and staring at you with those hypnotic eyes

Kakuzu:

-is fuming at first. No one can mock him like this

-after that, though, he’s quite pleased with himself

-‘Less money to pay like this. We will do this from now on’

-‘Uhm… Kakuzu? Where are you going to sleep?’

-‘On the bed. I am going to get my money’s worth, brat’ he says, removing his headband and mask. You look at him, suddenly hyperaware. He’s… good-looking. For a 90-year old guy, he’s handsome

-when you shift slightly to find a comfortable position on the mattress, black tendrils catch your wrists and you find yourself tied up

-‘You’re a handful. Do not move’ he says, hovering above you. You think he’s going to knock you out cold, but instead, he positions himself between your legs

-‘I don’t want to hear a sound. Or else’

Kisame:

-laughs it off when you’re embarrassed that there’s only one bed

-‘I suppose there’s nothing to be done. Might as well get comfortable’ he says, taking off his cloak and his shirt. You stare at him, your lips parting at the muscles on his body

-‘It’s not a shop window. You can look and touch, if you want’ he says with a sharp grin

-You blush, nevertheless getting closer to him, until your hand is resting on his chest

-His large hands easily lift you up from your waist as he holds you against him until you have to wrap your legs around his hips

-‘I didn’t even need the bed, but since we’re here…’ he says, lowering you on the mattress and grinning as he unfastens your cloak

Sasori:

-‘I don’t need to sleep anyway’ he says, sitting at the desk and turning the lamp on as he starts tinkering with one of his puppets

-You frown, lying down on the bed. The noise of screwdrivers and nails clattering on the desk is pissing you off, and you decide to see if he really is a puppet who doesn’t feel anything at all

-you move your hand between your legs, underneath your underwear

-‘what are you doing?’ he asks, voice smooth, but he doesn’t turn around

-‘nothing’ you say, smirking slightly and gasping softly as you start to touch yourself on the bed.

-‘rude’ he says, and when you try to move, your hands are frozen. When you look at him, there are chakra strings connecting his hands to yours

-‘I suppose I can play with you instead of my puppets tonight’

Konan:

-Blushes when she sees that there’s only one bed and asks you if you want her to look for a different inn

-you tentatively tell her it’s okay

-when you two get into bed, you keep glancing at each other, and you keep looking at that piercing underneath her lip, wondering what it would be like to kiss her and feel it against your lips

-when she moves, you’re frozen in place

-her lips are soft and you do feel the coldness of the metal on your bottom lip, but it’s quite a nice feeling

-Konan gets on top of you, continuing to make out with you, neither of you saying anything as you start to undress each other

-literally the most normal experience you’re gonna get in the Akatsuki, and she’s stunning too! Go you

Zetsu:

-watches you sleep like a creep

-sorry, I got nothing on this “guy”

#writing #naruto #akatsuki imagines #akatsuki #akatsuki smut #akatsuki headcanons #itachi uchiha #itachi smut #uchiha obito #obito smut #pain naruto #nagato #hidan smut #kakuzu #zetsu #kisame hoshigaki #sasori #deidara #konan naruto

[or0ch1maru]

𝟭𝟴+ 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗗𝗡𝗜, 𝗳𝗲𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 ;)

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𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻 & 𝗞𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘇𝘂:

•these two love nothing more than a brat, someone to challenge them. someone who pushes their limits.

•both are brat tamers, all for punishments and funishments. You want to act out? Too damn bad. They’ll be the first to pull you into their room and snap that mentally right from you.

•toys, being tied up, sensory deprivation, all these among other things they’ll use on and against you. they truly enjoy watching the way you whimper, begging for them to use your holes.

•Kakuzu & Hidan are definitely on the rougher side of things but they both know when you need gentler loving, and won’t hesitate to slow down if they feel that you can’t handle it.

•praising? Forget about it, that won’t come until they’re done with you. “𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁?”, “𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁. 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲.” Are the comments they’ll coo and mewl into your ears as they mark you up and stuff you.

•are gods at aftercare. Hidan wasn’t aware that it was something that should and needed to be done after a session. Kakuzu had to explain it to him but once he understood, he was the first to jump up and make you comfortable. bubble baths, body massages, playing with you hair. These are just some of the ways to two will take care of you.

𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗶 & 𝗗𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮:

•these two will take their time with you. They say your body is art and will marvel at you like you’re on a pedestal.

•what you would think would be a short and quick fuck, would turn into hours of pleasure. Each whimper, moan, and whine that escapes your lips only eggs them on.

•definitely taking turns. While one fucks you, the other will play with you. They enjoy doing this while in missionary. Deidara will have you up against him while his red haired partner fills you up. The blonde will play with your nipples, stroke your frame, nibble on your ears and leave purple marks on your neck.

•Sasori won’t cum yet. He’ll pull out and let his partner take his turn. Sasori will gently place your hand around his shaft, having you slowly stroke him as a test to your concentration.

•the pair love to praise. Especially when you’re taking both of them. “𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝘀.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆.”. they also love caressing & touching your face any chance they get.

•kisses. whether it’s on your lips or your neck, even your inner thighs, kissing is one thing they can’t go without. eye contact is another thing the two crave. they feel it’s a pure bonding, and intimate connection.

•their version of aftercare involves cuddling and sleeping. once everyone’s been cleaned up, they’ll place you gently between them, wrapping you up under the blanket and they’ll trace over your body and play with your hair until you fall asleep.

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻 & 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻:

•pain will have Konan focus on you first. Watching as his partners face is buried between your legs, causing you to cry out as her tongue flicks over your clit. He enjoys the way you grab onto her hair when she slides her fingers into you, almost as if you want her deeper.

•Konan is primarily the top with you, taking control until it’s time to take her partner. Sometimes she’ll have you finger fuck her, pleasing her the way she does you. These two also enjoy bringing toys into the mix. Edging you with a vibrator until you’re begging for release.

•Pain never lets either of the girls feel excluded. Giving both Konan and you the same amount of pleasure and attention. Hates when his girls are dissatisfied. While he fucks you, he’ll hold a vibrator to his partners clit, watching as they both become unraveled by his touch.

•when Pain is near his orgasm, he’ll have both of you get on your knees in front of him. The look of his girls this way throws him over the edge. Covering the both of you in his cum. All over your faces, it dripping down your chins and onto your chests.

•their version of aftercare is taking a nice hot shower. It’ll start off innocent, just lathering yourselves in soap to clean yourselves and before you know it, Pain will have you and Konan bent over and mushed against the shower wall.

𝗭𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 & 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗶/𝗢𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗼:

•doms! This pair takes control. Black Zetsu will be the main focus out of him and white Zetsu, but white Zetsu is the one the praise you during your sessions.

•Obito prefers being the ‘sloppy’ second believe it or not. He’ll watch his partner stuff and fill your holes, listening to the way you cry as you take him. He also loves to taunt you when his partner is deep in your cunt. “𝘄𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹. 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝗺.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁.”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰. 𝗜𝘀 𝘇𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂? 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸?”

•they both love choking. Your neck will be red for hours after each session. Any form of marking these two are able to leave on you fuels them. They both have an ownership & possession kink. They’re not satisfied until you’re covered in purple and red marks.

•another thing to two love doing is pulling out and cumming on your entrance. The pair love watching as you go about your daily activities with their cum mixing together in your panties.

•uses each other for punishments. You piss off Obito? You’ll be paying for that as Zetsu stuffs your holes, his partner will be right next to you as your face is mushed on the wall, into the carpet, into a pillow. The usual taunting will continue, becoming harsher with each sentence. Obito knows his words cause you to become soaked, craving nothing but his cock inside you, and that’s what you’re being deprived of.

•Zetsu is the same. If you anger him, you’re out of luck. He’ll have Tobi bending you over a desk, completely wrecking you. Zetsu does taunt, just not as much as Tobi. What he does instead is stroke his cock. Just out of your arms reach. It’s look but don’t touch, which drives you mad.

•at the end of this, they’ll run you a hot bath. Letting you relax and unwind in the warm water. They’ll be found in the kitchen, preparing a delicious meal for after.

𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 & 𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶:

•just like Deidara & Sasori, these two prefer going slow. They’ll go all day if they choose.

•when there isn’t enough time to have sex, they’ll have you take turns riding their thighs. Leaving stains from your juices on their pant legs.

•these two aren’t ashamed of pushing you against a tree while out on a mission. They also don’t care if anybody discovers the three of you getting it on, whether that’s at home in the compound or while on a task.

•hair pullers. That nice bun, or ponytail you had? It’ll be wrecked by the time these two are done with you.

•late at night, they love when you get on top. Taking your time and doing what movements you need to get your release. They love watching the way your tits bounce as you ride their cocks.

•as much as they love using you, they prefer when you use them. If you crave them in the middle of the night, they’ll be more than happy to give you what you want. You want to sneak off from a group dinner and have a quickie in a bathroom, just give them that look and they’ll find an excuse to leave.

•when it comes to aftercare, they will worship your body like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do. Don’t get me wrong, they worship you while fucking, but seeing your body after, sets them both into overdrive. Body massages, compliments and praises, and kissing.

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Yandere! Akatsuki Headcanons: Halloween with their Darling

Featuring the Akatsuki and how they would spend Halloween with a Darling that loves the spooky season!

Itachi

Itachi is rather introverted and doesn't like parties or loud events. He could, of course, put on a smile and interact with anyone if it was for your sake, but he will be looking forward to being alone with you once again. Plainly put, he has no interest in other people.

He finds your excitement cute and might suggest that you spend a quiet evening in the graveyard, feeding the ravens and discussing horror movies and literature. It's peaceful, comforting and fitting. Oh, he just loves hearing your voice.

Truly, what could be more romantic than debating ghoulish matters among the dead and decayed? For Itachi it is a statement in itself, that your love prevails over everything. Perhaps even foreshadowing, if anyone ever dares to interfere.

Kisame

Kisame will be happy to comply with any proposal as long as you're by his side. That's really the only requirement for his successful Halloween. If you prefer larger events, he will dutifully keep suitors away and allow you to mingle with your friends. Otherwise a cozy evening indoors will suffice.

Now listen, when it comes to horror movies I’m sure the first thought is usually Jaws. But I had this picture in my head: watching Silent Hill with Kisame and getting him to dress up as Pyramid Head. If there’s a costume party happening, he’ll be right behind you in that bloodied up apron and great knife dragging along.

In fact, you could even go for a matching costume, such as Bubble Head Nurse. Kisame takes his role very seriously, so naturally once you’re alone he might just do what Pyramid Head does. You can tell he’s been looking forward to it once his imposing gloved hand is around your throat, grip tightening in anticipation.

Sasori

Sasori will be against any social event, so you better not pester him with any of those annoying Halloween parties. He does not care for it and he finds it an utter waste of time that could be spent with you instead. Why do you need the company of others?

If you must celebrate in some way, he’d much rather compromise on some quiet, cultural activity. Perhaps some museum exhibition, or a candlelight organ concert in a church. Even better, a horror movie at home so he doesn’t have to worry about perverts eyeing you.

I like to think he’d enjoy Tim Burton movies. They’re artsy and tasteful and a lot of the recurring themes might pique his interest. You’ll finish watching Edward Scissorhands and notice he’s been thoughtfully gazing at you for some time. Is anything wrong? Not really. He’d just been pondering that you won’t be allowed to grow old. He’ll make sure of it.

Deidara

Deidara is a thrill seeker and will absolutely share your enthusiasm for Halloween. Costume parties, haunted houses, amusement parks, you name it. He loves a good scare and might even compile an elaborate list of activities to make sure you have the best time. Truth be told, seeing you enjoying yourself might be the actual highlight.

He won’t mind, however, if you’d prefer a less intense evening. There’s plenty of things to do away from the crowd, such as pumpkin carving. He’ll do his best to impress you with his artistic skills, presenting highly elaborate carvings, often depicting your favorite things. He lives to entertain you.

If he thinks about it, this is a perfect opportunity to prove to you that really no one else compares. His love for you is unmatched. And as he likes to say, the holiday isn’t complete until it ends with a bang ;) (Had to make the joke)

Kakuzu

Ugh. Kakuzu just dreads the upcoming holidays. It’s all puerile, commercial quackery and he does his best to ignore the nonsense. Or he used to, at the very least. As much as it irritates him, your disappointed expression might be even more unbearable. He does have a soft spot for you, after all.

So fine, go ahead. Do your silly little Halloween shenanigans. As long as he doesn’t have to deal with other people. It’s really just the best for everyone involved. You wouldn’t want some poor soul complimenting your outfit to immediately meet their demise at the hands of your intimidating boyfriend. His patience might be thin, but when it comes to you it’s basically nonexistent.

Ideally it’ll be just you and him. Graveyards, horror movies, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, whatever your little heard desires. If he’s in a good mood, he might even be willing to don a matching costume.

Hidan

Given Hidan’s beliefs, he’s not very impressed by some pagan invention, although he does enjoy the activities that come with it. It’s his guilty pleasure. Especially because he gets to see you all dressed up.

That might just be the main reason, really. You. He loves seeing your excitement and would do anything to entertain it. He enjoys social events where he can show you off, but doing things alone as a couple is also perfectly fine. Okay, if he’s entirely honest, he would very much like to parade you around as his.

All the gore and the terror really gets him into the mood. By the end of the day he’ll be a starved man, and you can be sure that once he gets his hands on you it will be a bloody, scratching, biting mess. He’s probably the type to suggest you do it in a graveyard for the thrills.

Pein

Pein pretends not to care, but he is very much aware your favorite holiday is approaching. He’ll prepare weeks in advance to make sure he won’t have any paperwork or surprise missions. The day will be entirely dedicated to you.

He will either quietly follow you around to whatever plans you’ve made, like a loyal dog, or will conjure his own activities in case you didn’t expect too much productivity to be possible. Oh, the things he’ll do for your sake. Anything for a glimpse of that genuine smile.

You’re quite amused by the fact that Pein retains his serious expression no matter what jumpscares come your way. Impressed, you can’t help but ask him: “Is there even anything that frightens you?” And he won’t have to contemplate an answer for long. Naturally the thought of losing you. All the other artificial horrors pale in comparison. But you needn’t worry, he will never, ever allow it to happen.

Konan

Konan is only mildly excited about Halloween, but she will never say no to spending time with you. Additionally, it comes with the opportunity of doing arts and crafts as a way to relax. Forget buying decorations, she’ll be crafting the most exquisite garlands and ornaments you’ve ever laid eyes on.

She prefers to keep to herself. If you desire to attend a social gathering, she won’t downright refuse, but she’ll maintain her distance from the crowd and count the hours until you’re alone and together.

I feel like she would treat it as a spooky Valentine’s Day. She’ll show up with an elaborate gothic bouquet of flowers and a card quoting your favorite horror book or movie. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you”, as she lovingly once read in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. You’re her very own undying romance.

Tobi

You might think you’re excited for Halloween, but it quickly fades when compared to Tobi’s enthusiasm. Before you can even mention it to him, he will present you with a full itinerary of things to do together. He has been counting the days, constantly daydreaming of having all the fun in the world with you.

Similarly childish is his possessiveness. You find his little bouts of jealousy when you’re among other people terribly cute, as he pouts and tries to drag you away, reminding you dramatically that he’s your Halloween date. Only him.

Although you’re taken aback by his abrupt change of tone, when at some point during the night the silly threats turn into a deep, jarring voice demanding your undivided attention. Surprised? It’s a holiday of frights, after all. Perhaps he’ll show you how scary he can be if he wants to.

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[rashidax2]

Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

#akatsuki #akatsuki headcanons #akatsuki scenarios #akatsuki x reader #naruto fandom #naruto fanfiction #konan #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #anime fanfic #naruto memes #hidan naruto #hidan fanfiction #akatsuki smut #naruto x reader #anime blog #black zetsu #white zetsu #i love bullying pain lol

[thebloodredraven]

Akatsuki Secret [sub] Kinks - Part I

lineup: itachi uchiha, hidan, konan, sasori warnings: mentions and descriptions of rough sex, degradation, dumbification, mommy kink, humiliation, r*pe play, and edging, gender inclusive

- x - notes: I've had this in my drafts for a little while (a year lmao), but I couldn't get Hidan fleshed out tbh. His was hard. Anyways: minors do not interact, comment or reblog if you like it, and make sure to support other fanfic writers ♥ I only do these when the moment strikes so idk when the second part will be published but it'll get done! thanks ♥ - x -

Itachi: degredation/humiliation

Sure, he could be the best pleasure dom you've ever come across ever. Ever. But have you considered he gives you all the praise because he's tired of hearing it for himself? Every waking minute of his life, he has to hear about how great he is. How powerful he is. How nobody will ever amount to his power and prowess as a shinobi. Praise, envy, recognition, infamy, compliments, shoe-shining, ass-kissing, blah blah blah blah blah. He's heard it all before and he's sick of it.

You can't convince me he wouldn't fold, or at least pause him in his tracks, if someone told him he wasn't as special as everyone claimed he was. That he wasn't worth the hype. That you expected more from someone with his name. That the way he was writhing and keening from your fingers milking his prostate because he hates being edged was unbecoming of him. That Uchiha pride of his would fight back against the accusations and his eyes would burn with hatred, but the beet-red blush that covers his entire face and chest while you're impaling his wet throat tells you he feels otherwise.

That man wants to be spit on and called a cock-sucking whore while he's ass up taking a strap. Call him pathetic. Tell him how stupid he looks with his fucked-out face smothered in the pillows and slick all over his chin from when you sat on his face and smothered him until he couldn't breathe. Laugh at him when he begs for air by tapping your thighs. Ask him how he'd feel if his entire family could see him in a position that would bring the whole clan to shame, and he'd feel freer and more liberated than he has his whole life cause all the expectations people placed on him are GONE and he can just be your dumb little toy.

Konan: dominatrix

I feel it in my gut that this woman is a dominatrix at certain times. She feels like a switch, but the few times she needs to be in that special space? Needs to feel some semblance of control because everything else around her is out of her grasp because someone else has what she wants in their clutches? That's when she slips into that headspace.

Unlike Itachi as a pleasure dom, she's a no-nonsense woman and expects to be obeyed. You'll be rethinking about how you backtalked her when your top half is hanging off the bed while she fucks you with a brutality she learned to harness on the battlefield, the only thing keeping you from falling being her strong grip on your hips.

You've got drool sliding down your cheek and a tight grip on her wrist while she forces moan after moan after moan from you until you're screaming and crying for her to stop. Because after four messy, powerful orgasms you can't take it anymore. It's too much. She'll slow down once she sees you sobbing and bend down to kiss away your tears, letting you get a breather, but she's not pulling out. In fact, you're too dazed by her lips to realize the meaning behind her sliding her hands up your body to rest at the juncture of your neck. She presses one more tender kiss to your ears before whispering in a deceptively kind voice, "I know it's a lot, baby. But you know tears don't move me. Until I hear that safe word, you're going to take it until I'm satisfied you've learned your lesson. Now stop whining and spread your legs wider. You're in for a long night."

Hidan: dumbification/tenderness

You'd think this one would be easy because what you see is what you get most of the time with Hidan: a sadomasochistic pain-obsessed BDSM freak with very little boundaries. He typically requires a lot from sexual partners because that's all he's used to: intensity. Everything with him is always blood, violence, screaming, sacrifice, Jashin, Jashin, Jashin, kill, kill, kill. R8P play, flogging, knife play, golden showers, and even killing him are not above his desires. But this is about secret kinks. There are enough fanfics about him loving the thrill of being bullied by big muscular men to the nth degree, but what's something he'd keep hidden from everyone else? One he might actually feel embarrassed about sharing with someone? One he'd go to great lengths to hide because it's the one thing he's ashamed about feeling like he needs? It's not a kink at all. It's a human emotion that he craves to feel during the moment more than he's willing to admit: It's tenderness. It's making love to him to slow his mind down and coaxing his orgasms from him in a way that doesn't overstimulate him and watching him make sense of it. It's enacting acts of violence against his body with spiked whips, chain-shibari, and barbed wire but pressing a kiss to his fresh, bloodied wounds at the same time. It's making him understand that he craves violence and hedonism because it's the only form of control he ever has and taking it away from him is a risk you love him enough to take. It's being in the throes of pleasure and getting him right to his peak before forcing him to keep eye contact as his pleasure spills over and wracks through his body in waves because of the softness and admiration aimed towards him at his most vulnerable. He'll NEVER admit it out loud and he'd actually kill you if you brought it up any time outside of the bedroom, but you know. He knows you know. It works out.

Sasori: MMlb/DDlb

I see this man portrayed as a hard dom 98% of the time and I'm not mad about it, but........ The same man that figuratively and literally wears a hard shell of a mask to hide his vulnerable and delicate nature? The man that finds beauty in the most macabre things because it's everlasting and immortal, therefore will always be remembered and praised? The man that found peace after death because someone finally understood him? The man that created puppets of his parents for some form of connection to the intimacy that he was robbed of? The Scorpio? That man needs a Mommy with a capital M. He wants to be nurtured. He wants to be held. He wants someone else to hold the strings to his heart for a change. That bad attitude and mean streak doesn't change the fact that that man is a bottom; a bottom leaning switch at MOST.

#are these actual headcanons or am I projecting because I'm a dom? the world may never know #akatsuki headcanons #itachi uchiha #itachi x reader #sasori #sasori x reader #hidan #hidan x reader #konan naruto #konan x reader #the akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden headcanons #naruto shippuden

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Three-Man Squad Relationship Headcanons with Deidara and Sasori

Tags: No Reader Pronouns, Canon-Typical Violence, Poisoning Mentions

𓆃 It’s less like being stuck in the middle of an argument and more like being stuck in the middle of a pseudo-intellectual hell where one side clearly cares a lot more than the other

𓆃 Sure, like with all members of the Akatsuki, you might have to worry about an assassination attempt, but honestly, one of your partners killing you is the least of your worries.

𓆃 What you should worry about is the never-ending pissing match between Sasori and Deidara. Not to mention that they’re both on exact opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to interacting with you

𓆃 Deidara is the most vocal about his art and jutsu. He always wants to show you something, usually in the most annoying way possible. Whether it’s waking you up so he can put a literal bomb in your hand or just blowing micro-explosions up in your face, he can and will get your attention

𓆃 You’ll be half asleep, and Deidara will put a clay creation in your hand for you to feel the craftsmanship, and he can and will blow it up when you’re still holding it

𓆃 He actually prefers it that way

𓆃 You definitely have some sort of poisoning from the detonation

𓆃 Sasori is always tinkering with something and barely paying attention to anything you say, which would be tolerable if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s also secretly a show-off

𓆃 Sasori constantly makes snide and passive-aggressive comments, all while holding up his craftsmanship as superior. He won’t outwardly demand that you look at his work, but he will patronize you and step on your mission role to handle things himself

𓆃 It’s easier not to take sides when the bickering happens. Neither can really let it go, despite Sasori always acting like he’s above it. 

𓆃 Deidara never stops talking about art once he’s in the zone, and Sasori’s snide remarks spur him on further. Both of them are too prideful to conceed

𓆃 It’s fun playing referee for their sparring matches. Sometimes, when the conversation gets heated, the two of them fight. They fight until Deidara gets knocked out, Sasori gets bored, or they recklessly get too low on chakra

𓆃 If you’re ever in a pinch and need an assist, Deidara likes to make a big show of saving you. 

𓆃 “That’ll show you to admire my art!” “My superior artwork comes to the rescue yet again!”

𓆃 Sasori is the type to grab you by the back of your collar and drag you out of the way at close range. He thinks it’s funny to attach chakra strings to you before swooping in with his battle puppets

𓆃 In fact, he thinks it’s funny and convenient to do that even when you’re not on the battlefield. If Sasori wants your attention and you don’t hear him, he will physically turn you around from whatever you’re doing

𓆃 You’ve started to feel the tiny attachment of chakra strings in your sleep. You’ve started to brush them away like spiderwebs

𓆃 Deidara likes to walk around with his shirt off. On days he’s feeling generous, he’ll let you do his hair. It’s kinda become a bonding thing between the two of you. Sometimes he’ll yammer on about something, and you pass the time by braiding his hair. 

𓆃 You remembered being able to do Hiruko’s hair once. You don’t remember why Sasori allowed it.

𓆃 “Yeah, whatever, but if you get poisoned I’m not giving you an antidote...” 

𓆃 You’re as close as an Akatsuki three-man squad will get. There’s a certain amount of healthy distrust, but at the end of the day, Sasori and Deidara are sentimental and enjoy the company... for now...

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

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[nardo-headcanons]

Hi there, nice person. I love your headcanons and I thought maybe I could send some requests. So, how does this work? Can I ask, for example, about your theories for things that bug me and that I never found an explanation for? For example, why the hell do the Akatsuki paint their nails? Not me, of course, I am pretty enough without cosmetics. But those people were so obsessed with nailpolish I could never understand why. Take care and good day!

If it isn't my favorite avenger and revolutionary. Hello there, my dear! That's a perfectly valid thing to ask, and I think there's a reason behind it that goes beyond mere cosmetics. Big thanks to @the-real-sasuke-uchiha for that great question.

Why the hell do the Akatsuki wear nail polish?

Aside from looking menacing as hell, there's a practical reason behind it. Your nails can say a lot about your health, more than you might think. And for several people, this might be a benefit. There's Pain, who's literally an undead corpse. Dead bodies undergo quite some chemical changes, the discoloration of nails is a direct result of that. It's easier to hide it that way, by wearing nail polish.

Then there's your beloved brother Itachi, who is chronically ill. We don't know for certain what kind of illness he has, but if it comes with purpura or any other skin or nail discolorations, this is an easy way to cover it up. Kakuzu is a frankensteinian amalgamation of different bodyparts, I wouldn't be surprised if his hands aren't his own. The discolored fingernail part also applies to him.

Sasori probably doesn't even have fingernails anymore, but painting them on gives it the illusion that he has.

As for the nail polish itself, it is most likely aquired from Kirigakure. Why, you might ask? The water country is known for its extravagant beauty industry, and since the affiliation of rice farmer is a very popular one, nail polish is used as a sealing coat to protect your nails from water damange. Didn't take long until they started mixing colored pigments into it. If osmosis makes your fingers look like a sponge, why not let it happen in style?

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[aceopmari]

Perverted Akatsuki X Reader: Upskirt👙

Akatsuki Masterlist

TW: Explicit, upskirts, panties, perversion, face sitting, breast licking, perverted reader, masturbation, sexual harassment. Minors DNI 18+

Akatsuki Baddie Taglist: @ppg-artss @cutebunnygirl02 @mercymccann @kakeisumire @aoi-ajisai

Sasori:

Sasori was working on Hiruko’s puppet body in the small library at the base. You walked in the room wearing your short skirt and walked towards the bookshelf that was in front of him. You bent over to examine the shelf as you searched for your book.

Sasori’s usual blank and passive stare turned into a naughty smirk the moment he brought his attention to the hemline of your miniskirt.

He got a glimpse of red fabric that barely peeked out from your short skirt. ‘I just wonder what she’s hiding under there…’ he thought.

He raised up his hand a bit and activated his chakra thread that he used to connect to one of the ruffles to your skirt. With a gentle lift of his fingers, he was able to lift up the back of your skirt, just high enough for you not to notice and for Sasori to get a good peek of what was underneath.

Sasori got a good eye full. Underneath your skirt was a pair of sexy red mesh back panties that hugged your cheeks. ‘Naughty girl…’ he thought.

Sasori’s eyes followed your curves as he studied the sparkles that were on the back of the panties. ‘Never would have taken her to have such an artistic taste…’

You felt a small breeze from under your skirt. You were unaware of what was really happening as you believed that the A/C was blowing.

You felt really hot under your skirt from the weather. You bent over a bit further and sighed quietly in satisfaction as you welcomed the breeze.

Sasori’s let out a low hum in amusement at the sight. “Not bad, I’ve got to admit,” he whispered.

“…Huh?” You snap out of your thoughts and turn around to see Sasori using his chakra thread on your skirt. You raised an eyebrow. “Sasori, what are you-?”

“-Your panties were showing. I was simply pulling your skirt down…” Sasori said flatly as his passive blank stare returned to his face. He lowered his fingers making the ruffle of your skirt go down before he disconnects his chakra thread.

Your cheeks flushed. “Oh..t-thank you Sasori…” Feeling embarrassed, you grabbed your book and quickly left. Sasori snickered to himself before going back to work on his puppet.

The moment you left the room, a naughty perverted smirk spread across your face as your clit throbbed from under your skirt.

Truth be told, you wouldn’t mind one bit if Sasori took it upon himself to take a little peek up your skirt. But you knew he was too reserved to try anything like that…

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu sat on the couch in the living room at the base as he counted his money. It was hard to focus with the noise of your vacuuming. He didn’t mind though. After all he had a nice view of the lovely gifts, from the ‘Village Hidden in the Short Skirts…’

Kakuzu glanced up from his wad of ryo to stare up your skirt. You bent over right in front of him as you vacuumed to reach the hard corners.

You had on a sexy pink thong. A color that matched well with your innocence. Kakuzu’s red-green eyes followed the movements of your fluttering skirt as he watched your ass jiggle in your panties. He bit his lip behind his mask.

Kakuzu would never admit, but you were just his type. You were a young and beautiful fine piece of ass. One that was round, ripe, and tight…

If it wasn’t for his greed, he would have spent money on that ass. Kakuzu found himself reaching his hand between his man spread legs as he tended to his aching bulge. “Mmm…” he moaned quietly.

Kakuzu watched as you turned off the vacuum and put it away. You then pulled out a feather duster before walking over to the small coffee table in front of Kakuzu.

You bent over in front of him as you proceeded to dust the table. Your skirt was just a few feet away. Kakuzu gripped his dick through his pants as he looked up your skirt once more as he studied the perfectly sculpted twin full moons that was wrapped by your skimpy fabric.

Kakuzu didn’t hesitate anymore as he reached a hand to smack your ass, enjoying the sight of it jiggling in your thong.

You shrieked as you dropped your feather duster. Your cheeks flushed a deep red as you turned back to glare at Kakuzu.

“H-hey! You can’t do that, Kakuzu!” You snapped. “Shut up, Y/N. Get back to work,” Kakuzu says coldly.

You turned away in a huff as Kakuzu smirked in satisfaction. You picked up your duster and went back to cleaning.

You couldn’t help but smirk to yourself. You wouldn’t mind it if Kakuzu dragged you to bed to spank you…and with his tendrils no less…

Kisame:

You were painting the walls of the base when you called Kisame over. “Needed something, Sweetheart?”

You nodded. “Yeah. I need to paint up higher but I can’t reach. Think you could give me a boost?” Kisame smiled. “But of course…”

Kisame got on his knees and grabbed a hold of your body to boost you up. He held you tightly by your legs.

“Great! Just keep steady for 5 minutes,” you say before you go ahead to start painting. “Sure, take all the time you need…” Kisame grinned as he glanced up your skirt.

Kisame thought you were rather innocent. He was so surprised when he took a peek of the sexy black thong you had under your short skirt.

The thong hugged your curves and gave your ass a perfect lift. Kisame licked his lips like a hungry shark. He only wished he could sink his teeth into those cheeks for a yummy taste.

His eyes traced to your clothed pussy. It was wet and it seemed to have gotten more soaked by the second.

On top of that, he noticed some sweat beads rolling down your ass cheeks and onto your legs. You must’ve felt pretty hot under your skirt from the weather.

Kisame held back a groan. He glanced at his crotch seeing his ‘little shark’ sticking out. He couldn’t help but snicker. ‘What am I a teenager? Damn…’

“Okay, I’m done. You could put me down now, Kisame,” you say. Kisame snapped out of his thoughts and internally panicked as he glanced up at you.

He then spotted an empty white spot in the corner walls. “Oh um…you missed a spot…”

You followed his gaze and spotted the unpainted corner. “Oh! Thanks!” You then went ahead and started painting the spot. “No problem…” Kisame smirked as he went back to peeking up your skirt.

His eyes fell to your crotch. Your underwear had cute little blue words on the front. ‘Shark Bait, eh? Cute…’ he thought.

You smirk to yourself as you felt your clit throb from the arousal. “I hope your enjoying the view, Sharky~” you say seductively.

Kisame widened his eyes. You had known the whole time that he was watching. He grinned showing his shark teeth some more. “I am…”

You glanced down at him. “Want a little taste?” Kisame chuckled. “But of course…”

You yelped when Kisame repositioned you so that your legs were wrapped around his neck. He brought his head up your skirt and proceeded to lick your clothed pussy.

You were a moaning mess when Kisame dragged his cold tongue up and down your wet clothed clit to taste the juices.

You squealed in delight as Kisame licked the sweat beads off your cheeks. This was just what you needed to cool off for the day.

Hidan:

You were cooking breakfast in your short skirt, swinging your hips to the beat of the music. Hidan was sitting at the table waiting for the meal. He didn’t mind the wait. After all he had a whole ‘ass meal’ in front of him…

With a grin on his face, his magenta eyes followed the sashaying movements of your hips as your skirt swished to the beat of the music. He was hungry for some ass. Hidan spread his legs open as he started to shamelessly rub his dick. “Damn mama, shake that ass…” he whispered.

In his eyes, a short skirt was an invitation. One that leads to fucking. He didn’t waste any time as he walked up to you, eyeing the hemline of your skirt. “Whatchu got under there…?” He asks huskily as he reaches towards the end of your skirt.

You slowly turn back to him. “Hm?” You gasp as Hidan lifted up your skirt. His grin grew bigger at the sight of your bright red lacy thong. “Hello…”

Your cheeks flushed as you whirled around to slap Hidan across the face. His expression did not falter. “DAMN!” He laughed.

You tugged your skirt down defensively. “Hidan! What the hell is wrong with…you?” You shrink back as Hidan’s eyes darken with lust.

You widened your eyes in horror as you shook your head. “Hidan…Hidan no!” “Bring that ass over here…” Hidan growls hungrily.

In the next instant, your running away from Hidan who immediately starts chasing you. “C’MERE BITCH!” He laughs. Hidan grabs a hold of you and tosses you over his shoulder causing your skirt to flip up.

You hissed when Hidan smacked your ass which echoed in the kitchen. He walked towards the countertop.

“Hidan I’m trying to cook!” You whined. “Fuck that! I’m having that ass for breakfast!” Hidan laughed as he snapped the straps of your thong. The sounds of your cries were music to his ears.

Hidan sets you down in front of the counter. “Bend over, bitch!” He laughs as he smacks your ass again. You flinch at the touch.

As Hidan positions you against the counter, you picked up the smell of smoke. “Hidan! The stove!” You cry. “Don’t worry, Sugar, I’ll be quick,” Hidan says huskily as he peels off your panties.

Your cheeks burn as your felt your heat exposed to the air. You shivered when you felt Hidan rub his bare cock against your ass cheeks. “Damn your warm…let me get a better feel of you, gorgeous…”

You shivered as your decided to accept your fate. “Hidan at least close the door….oooh…” Hidan slid his dick into your ass as the sound of the hot stove sizzled in your ear.

Not a moment later, the sound of the smoke alarm went off as you mouth a “WOW” at the feeling of Hidan’s full length in your ass. It was truly about to get hot in here…

Deidara:

Deidara yawned as he walked through the dark base. He had awoken from a bad dream and decided to calm himself down for a midnight snack.

He made his way towards the dining room and stopped when he heard the sound of erotic moaning. Deidara saw a light from the kitchen. Someone was there.

The continued sounds of moaning piqued his curiosity. He quietly stalked towards the entryway and leaned in for a closer look.

His jaw dropped at the sight. There you were inside the kitchen clad in a sexy lacy red and black bra and panty set.

Not only that, but you were wiggling your ass against the open fridge, eyes closed as you moaned at the sensation of the cool air chilling your sweaty body.

Deidara couldn’t believe his eyes at what he was seeing. Heat rushed to his cheeks as he took in every curve of your body.

He mouthed a “WOW” as he watched you roll your hips against a large cucumber that was sticking out the fridge drawers. His dick twitched every time the cucumber poked between your ass cheeks.

Part of Deidara told him that he should have walked away and forgot what he saw…

…The rest of him reminded him that one: he was an S Class Criminal and two: he was still a man.

Another erotic moan escaped your lips, snapping Deidara out of his thoughts. His blue eyes lit up with excitement when he saw you drag the cold cucumber between your legs. It felt so cool and hard like a full and refrigerated dick.

Deidara’s lips broke into a smirk. Yeah there was no way he was gonna pass out on this particular ‘midnight snack.’

Deidara removed his bangs out of his face a bit as he pressed the button on his scope to zoom in on your breasts.

“Ooh…looks like someone’s been working up a sweat…” Deidara whispered teasingly as he watched the sweat beads roll down your breasts, only to disappear into your bra.

He let out a murmur of approval as he used his other hand to tend to his aching dick inside his boxers.

Deidara who had invented his scope to counter genjutsu, was using it to peep on you from afar. He couldn’t bring himself to feel shame about it, after all he did have a taste for the arts. Your perfect figure was no exception…

Deidara watched as you turned around to stick your head in the fridge. Your thong covered ass stuck out for what Deidara believed: for his own viewing pleasure.

He pressed the button on his scope to scan in every curve of your plump and perfect peach. “Artistically delicious…I’d love a taste…” he whispered.

“Mmm~” Deidara bit his lip as he felt the tongue in his hand begin to taste his dick from inside his boxers. He started to sweat more by the second.

Deidara watched you rummage through the fridge. “You picking out a treat, beautiful? What are we having…?” He whispered huskily as he grinded his hand tongue on his shaft.

As if you were answering his question, you pulled an orange popsicle from the fridge.

You turned back around and stuck your ass against the fridge once more before you proceed to drag the popsicle across your body. You wiggled your ass against the fridge as you did so.

Deidara’s eyes clouded with lust as he followed the swirling movements of the popsicle going down your curves. His tongue in his pants followed the same motions.

‘I wish the popsicle was me…’ he thought as he watched you rub the popsicle between your clothed pussy. “Oh wow~!” You mewled as the popsicle chilled your aching clit.

“Oh wow…” Deidara repeated in a desperate moan as his hand tongue slid across his hardening bulge that leaked out pre cum.

With enough hot strokes against your skin, your popsicle melted against your breasts. You sighed in satisfaction. “Feels good, hm?” Deidara teased as he watched the orange droplets tickle down your curves.

You then dig into the drawers of the fridge and pull out a can of whip cream. Deidara licked his dry lips like a parched puppy waiting on his next meal.

Sweat rolled down his cheek as the mouth in his hand started to suck his throbbing dick. He bit his lip hard to prevent any moans as he rolled his hips against his hand mouth.

You then took the can of whip cream and opened your panties before squirting the cold cream onto your pussy. You squealed in delight at the cold sensation of the cream chilling your pussy lips.

“Mmhm…nice and creamy…” Deidara murmured in approval. His face was burnt red as his dick throbbed painfully. He was so turned on by the display, that he leaned in towards the entryway of the kitchen for a closer look, exposing his head under the light.

You pulled on your bra and squirted the cream all over your breasts before proceeding to massage them after you dropped the can onto the floor.

You were a moaning mess as the cream cooled off your breasts. It felt so good and it was safe to say that you didn’t feel hot and sweaty anymore…unlike Deidara…

Deidara pulled his boxers down and came onto the kitchen floor as he choked. You opened your eyes at the sudden disturbance and that’s when your eyes met Deidara’s who was peeking at you from the dining room.

Cum was on the floor in front of him and he had a hand on his eye scope.

You stared at him completely mortified as you covered your cream coated body before you let out an ear splitting scream.

Deidara widened his eyes as panic filled his mind. “Shit! I-I-I’m sorry!” “GET OUTTTTTT!” You screamed as your face burns a deep red at the sight of Deidara’s cock.

Deidara got up. He stumbled back and instantly slipped on his cum before landing on his back painfully with a loud thud.

You ran out the other entryway of the kitchen, leaving Deidara alone in the room as he groaned painfully at the impact.

From that day forward, Deidara learned never to peep again…

Konan:

The two of you were relaxing on a blanket outside on a hot day. Konan was sucking a popsicle while you were laying on your back.

“I’m so hot!” You complained. Konan turned to you. She had to agree. Her orange eyes fell to your legs that were covered in sweat. Her eyes inch up your thighs a bit only to see a piece of pink lace that was peeking out from under your miniskirt.

Konan sighed. She had already seen up your skirt every chance she got. She wanted to see more…

You groaned as you sat up a bit. You pulled on your top repeatedly in hopes for cool air to come. Konan’s eyes fell to your chest. She could see a bit of your lacey pink bra.

She licked her popsicle as she pretended to taste your boobs. They were so full, lifted, and delicious.

She was jealous of the sweat beads that rolled down your twin mounds. What she wouldn’t give to have a peek.

You turned to Konan, eyeing her tongue on the popsicle. “You’ve been licking that for awhile…” Konan tilted her head in confusion. “Hm?”

Nervousness fills your mind as a naughty idea crosses. Your desperation cancels it out as you found yourself moving closer to Konan.

“Y/N what are you-?” Konan widened her eyes when she saw you lift up your top to reveal your sweaty breasts. Her cheeks flushed a deep red at the delicious sight.

“Do you think you could cool me off with your tongue?” You asked shyly. Konan couldn’t believe her ears. Her heart began to race as she watched more sweat beads dip into your cleavage.

“Please Konan! It’s so hot…” you whined desperately. In the next instant, Konan pulls you into her lap before unclipping your bra from the front.

“I’ll take good care of you…” she whispered as she watches your breasts jiggle out of your bra. “Please…” you whispered.

Konan fluttered her eyes shut as she brought her head close to your breasts. Her tongue slowly slipped out from her lips before she dragged it across your breast.

You mewled at the sensation of the cold tongue swirling against your nipple. “Konan…” you moaned. She looks up at you in a seductive gaze. “Do you like that?”

You hug her head to push it close to your breasts. “More…more…” you moaned. Konan let out a low hum as she snaked out her tongue and slithered it across your breast.

You moaned when she started sucking your nipples. Konan moaned in approval. Your boob sweat tasted so salty yet very sweet…

Konan slid her lips off your breast with a loud POP before she brought her pretty mouth to your other breast. You shuddered as the sensation of her cold lips sucking your nubs.

Even though your goal was to get cooler, your body’s temperature kept rising from the arousal, as did Konan who was also turned on from tasting your delicious boobs.

Konan sucked off the last sweat bead off your breast before pulling her lips off with a loud POP. Your eyes meet hers once again just in time for you to watch her give your breast once last sensual lick. “Wow…” you moaned breathlessly.

You lowered yourself down to Konan’s level as you wrapped your arms around your neck. “Thank you…” you whispered before you brought your lips to Konan.

You lick her lips for entrance and she easily allows you to slide into her mouth. You moaned at the summery taste of the popsicle juice in her mouth. Her cold tongue smoothed against yours to cool it down.

“Mm-!” You widened your eyes when you felt Konan bump her breasts against yours. They felt so full and firm. You eagerly rub your breasts against hers to take in the hot friction.

You felt her nipple piercings press hard against yours through the fabric of her top. You felt your clit throb from the arousal. ‘I want to feel her some more…’ you thought.

You pull away from Konan a bit as you unzipped her top. “Let me taste you…” you say. Konan smiled at you seductively. “But of course…”

Konan helped you remove her top. Her breasts bounced deliciously for your viewing pleasure. She wasn’t wearing a bra. You dove right in as you nuzzled your face against her hot breasts to kiss and suck on the cream colored mounds.

You sniffed them as you moaned. They smelt like flowers and they were as soft as marshmallows.

Konan felt herself soak through her pants as she moaned. She was in for a good time…

Itachi:

Itachi was in the living room reading a book. He glanced up from his novel to see you bent over and cleaning in front of him.

His red eyes went up your thighs. Your skirt was extremely short…

…Short enough to reveal your “hidden clouds…”

Itachi tore his eyes away from the rather sexy view. He was a gentleman…but still…that skirt was all too tempting…

He closed his eyes and activated Tsukuyomi…

Itachi was now in a void. Above him were a pair of giant legs.

He glanced up to see that it was you in your short skirt. You slowly started to lift your skirt.

This time, Itachi couldn’t bring himself to look away as his cheeks started to flush. ‘Just one peek…’ he thought. It couldn’t hurt.

Finally your skirt had been lifted entirely to reveal your bright red thong. Itachi’s eyes scanned your fully plump cheeks.

He licked his lips as you squatted down to give him a better look. “Wow…” Itachi started to sweat as he felt his erect bulge poke out of his pants.

You lowered your hips towards Itachi, allowing your ass to press firmly against his face.

Itachi was crushed between your cheeks, but he didn’t care. Your ass felt so smooth and sooo warm…

You rub your hips against Itachi, flossing his body between your cheeks. The fabric of your thong had tickled his dick stiff.

Itachi couldn’t bring himself to feel shame. He couldn’t hold back his moans anymore as he continued to sweat bullets.

“What a naughty dream you’re having, Itachi…my jutsu allows me to read minds you know…” a voice echoed.

Itachi gasped. He opened his eyes which brought him back to reality to see you smirking at him.

He blushed as you giggled. The shame that once disappeared had returned. “I’m…sorry…” he said quietly.

“Don’t be…” you cooed as you teased the hem of your skirt. Itachi raised an eyebrow. You walked closer to his side and place your leg next to him as you lifted your skirt to reveal your red garter straps.

Itachi’s eyes widened as his cheeks darkened. “What are you…?” Itachi watched as you peeled off your skirt to reveal your red thong.

“If you wanted a little peek, I’m happy to give you a show~” you purr seductively. Itachi’s heart thumped wildly as you brought yourself to his lap to straddle him.

His dick twitched when you rubbed your clit on his clothed bulge. You take his hands and brought them to your breasts.

“No ones around…how’s a private dance sound, Itachi?”

A/N: Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!

#akatsuki x you #akatsuki headcanons #akatsuki imagines #akatsuki x reader #akatsuki smut #sasori x reader #kisame x you #kisame headcanons #kisame x reader #hidan x you #hidan x reader #hidan smut #kakuzu x reader #deidara headcanon #deidara x you #deidara x reader #konan x reader #itachi x you #itachi x reader

[sassykinzonline]

sometimes wonder if itachi and sasori had little brainstorming sessions on how to get deidara to shut the fuck up about post modern art history

#akatsuki headcanons #sasori #itachi uchiha #deidara #akatsuki #naruto shitposting

[vulpisnocturna]

What are the akatsukis type of partner? Like traits etc

Traits as in personality?

Hidan:

-someone bold, extroverted, humorous, who laughs at his stupid jokes, a Jashinist, someone who is fun and keeps him entertained, hedonistic type of person

Kakuzu:

-introvert, quiet, intelligent, savvy about money, definitely not someone who’s wasteful, probably someone intelligent but not boastful, someone who doesn’t annoy him or asks stupid questions

Sasori:

-someone who is kind, artistic (maybe a painter or likes pottery), intuitive, smart, probably a very clean, tidy person, possibly patient to counterbalance his impatience, someone who is loyal to a fault and would never ever abandon him

Deidara:

-someone fun, extroverted, go-with-the-flow type of person, would also have to be an artist but don’t ask me what type of normal artistry, definitely has to share his art ideals and laugh at his jokes

Pain:

-someone kind, loyal, thoughtful, but also idealistic, would have to love having deep discussions, someone who respects him but can offer him their own opinions and world views

Obito:

-someone kind, supportive, encouraging, who is not afraid to state their own opinion, considerate of others, who says it like it is but also always supports him, enthusiastic but mellow, someone like Rin basically

Konan:

-someone idealistic, kind, extroverted, gregarious, a dreamer kind of type, probably humorous. Someone who is hopeful for the future and wants to make a change, someone she wants to walk beside as they accomplish great things (basically Yahiko prototype)

Kisame:

-someone who always tells it like it is, polite and supportive, kind, smart and insightful, probably extroverted to match his energy, witty and can make him laugh, honest and straightforward

Itachi:

-someone who is compassionate, intuitive, extroverted to balance him out, idealistic (he would claim to want a realist but I think he needs someone who is much more hopeful for the future), honest, optimistic, considerate type of person, someone who is witty and not afraid to call him out, basically someone who is both able to offer companionship but also hope, someone who is so full of life that it’s contagious

Zetsu:

-his mum. Sorry, it is what it is. This guy likes his mum.

#akatsuki #akatsuki headcanons #pain naruto #pain nagato #obito #kisame #kakuzu #hidan #zetsu #itachi #konan #sasori #deidara

[or0ch1maru]

Valentines Day with the Akatsuki<3

18+, suggestive themes

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Kakuzu:

Hates spending money, but will go broke simply on buying your gifts and taking you places during the day.

Will literally spoil you rotten. You’ll wake up to chocolates and other assorted gifts on the empty side of bed where he usually sleeps.

After a long day full of fun, just know this grouchy giant will D you down for the rest of the night. If you’re not wobbling by the end of it, it’ll be round after round until you can’t even remember your own name.

Hidan:

This man shows his love best through physical touch and sex so don’t be surprised when you’re woken up by his tongue between your folds.

In between all the sex he plans on having with you on this special day, he’ll make you breakfast in bed, and then take you out for a shopping spree in the nearby village.

If you try on clothes in a shop, just know you’ll barely make it outside to the alleyway behind the plaza, your shorts pulled down as he stuffs you full.

Itachi:

Sweet boy. Will have one of the members keep you busy for the first half of the day so he can decorate your shared room. Rose petals, balloons, candles, the whole works.

All the gifts he bought will be lined up on the bed in pretty red and pink bags with matching gift paper. A long and heart felt message written on the inside of a card will be placed neatly in front of one of the gifts.

To end the day, he’ll either cook you your favorite meal or take you out to your favorite restaurant to enjoy a nice meal.

Kisame:

Didn’t really understand the point of the holiday as he feels that everyday should be spent cherishing and loving your partner. Not just on a specific day.

So after speaking with Konan, he ran into town and bought the biggest bouquet of your favorite flowers, a case of chocolate, and a few other things that you’d pointed out to him prior.

The rest of the day would be spent wrapped in each others arms, watching movies and getting wine drunk while eating a hot, homemade dinner.

Deidara:

He’s so infatuated with you that he’d spend two weeks prior to v-day hand crafting pendants for jewelry and other little handmade gifts to give you.

Not only will your presents be hand made, so will your card. His somewhat sloppy script will cover the card front to back, explaining how much he loves you and how he wants to spend eternity by your side.

Deidara would order your favorite take out and take you on a picnic in a nearby flower field. Where when the night comes and the sky turns dark, he would send up some of his clay creations, lighting up the sky in pretty fireworks and explosions.

Sasori:

Just like Kisame, Sasori didn’t really get the whole craze about some dumb holiday. But, he wanted to spoil you nonetheless. So he told you to get dressed, which you gladly obliged.

The two of you visited a village nearby and had brunch before going to the theatre to watch a movie. After the film, he took you to your favorite shops, paying for anything and everything.

Sasori wouldn’t let you go the whole time, his hand wrapped securely around yours as you walked about. Planting soft smooches on your face as you enjoyed the day together.

Tobi:

For days before Valentine’s, he’d be so anxious, but in a good way of course. He had planned the whole day out weeks ago. Starting off by bringing you your favorite coffee and sweets for breakfast.

Repeating the same for lunch. It was after that, that he had you get all dolled up. Taking you into town for a museum date.

Good boy Tobi would finish the day with your favorite food, before stripping you of both your clothes. Buried deep in your cunt, as he whines and mutters about how much he loves you.

Zetsu:

Flowers. Everywhere. And I mean everywhere. He loves plants, and knows people gift their partners roses and such on this special day so what does he do? Buys a few different flower bouquets that end up littering your shared room. Bedside table? Yep. Bathroom counter? Best believe it.

Zetsu loves pampering you. He’d paint your nails to match his bright pink color. Sitting behind you as he brushes your hair. Applying your makeup for you if you wear any.

The two of you would take a long walk, enjoying the peace and crunch of the gravel under your shoes as you walk. Would find a nice place to sit near the water as you talked and shared a meal together.

Konan:

Just like Tobi, she’d have everything ready and prepared days ahead. Dinner reservations? Check. Nail salon date? Check. Making sure the book shop has that book you’ve been wanting in stock? Check.

After lunch in the village, it’s time for your nail appointment. The two of you sitting side by side as the nail techs paint and work on your nails. After paying, it’s time for the next stop. Konan would watch with a smile on her face when you pick up the book you wanted. Knowing she made sure the staff kept a copy specifically for you.

Konan would have rented out a private booth in your favorite restaurant. Keeping the entire area empty so you two would have your much loved privacy. Once the two of you have ordered your drinks is when she’d give you a heartfelt speech before dropping to her knee with a ring. Planting a deep kiss on your lips when you say yes.

Pain:

Would clear his schedule and make this a week long affair. Each day, you’d wake up to a new present or date planned. One day shopping, the next day, a movie. And so on.

On Valentine’s Day, he’d wake you up with soft kisses along your jawline before spending the whole day in bed. Watching your favorite movies and eating snacks. The room full of your shared laughter or screams if you watch horror movies.

Just like Tobi, he’d end the day covering your body in bite marks and hickeys. He’d take his time on you too, drawing out every orgasm, pulling moans and whimpers outta you into the early hours of the night.

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Happy Valentine’s Day bbys🫶🏻 if no one’s told you today, you’re beautiful and I love you. Thank you for your continuous support for my writing. Here is a bouquet 💐 from me to you

#akatsuki #akatsuki members #konan headcanons #zetsu x reader #hidan headcanon #kakuzu headcanons #sasori akatsuki #akatsuki fluff #akatsuki smut #akatsuki headcanons #tobi headcanon #deidara headcanon #pain nagato #itachi fluff #kisame fluff

[kuzukami]

Ok we all know Itachis a cat person but like who else in the Akatsuki is a cat person?

Kisame: meh neutral. Cats like him. Hes big and climbable and samehadas the ultimate scratch post.

Kakuzu: fuck yea, i bet he uses those threads to play with them and finds there little scratching attempts humorous.

Hidan: loves em. Cats are the embodiment of chaos and are known to kill small creatures for fun and he respects that.

Deidara: not really a fan of domestic animals. He is a fan of enjoying wild birds, reptiles, insects.

Sasori: i think as a boy he used to enjoy the snuggly companionship and ambient purring while he worked. I think he is fond of cats now due to his memories of them.

Konan: not really, shes more of a dog person.

Pein: i think kind of in the same way sasori enjoys their presence. But he doesnt think they are meant to be pets like dogs.

#akatsuki #spiraling #fandom #akatsuki headcanons #deidara #hidan #kakuzu #kisame hoshigaki #konan #pein naruto #sasori

[mila-uchiha]

Ass or Tits ☾ Akatsuki NSFW Headcanons

⚘ akatsuki (excluding konan and zetsu) x fem!reader

a/n: hi yall! i changed my layout for my posts if you can tell:)) enjoy this oneee bc i realized i haven't written for the akatsuki yet ♡

warnings: NSFW (minors do not interact!!), mentions of oral f receiving, mentions of cockwarming, rough sex, mentions of sex positions

obito

definitely an ass guy!!

loves when you sit on his lap, your back facing him as your ass rests perfectly on his dick. it makes him hard every time

reverse cowgirl is his favourite position because he loves to watch the way your ass moves as you ride him

huge fan of doggy as well because of the way your ass bounces as he pounds into you

itachi

tits 100% (not that he doesn't love your ass)

itachi is a super intimate guy and he doesn't want to have you bent over most of the time where he can't see your face

he loves to suck on your tits, being gentle and sensual while he looks up at you, always making direct eye contact while he swirls his tongue around your nipple

loves to have you sit on his dick, you on top, while he tells you to stay still and fucks you so he can see the way your tits bounce right in front of his face

pain

tits!! (especially if you have your nipples pierced bc it's a huge turn on)

loves to fuck your tits. always has his hands holding them together, his cock between them as he pumps up and down, cumming on your face and in your mouth

slaps your tits during sex when you've been naughty

constantly tells you how they're all his, and nobody would fuck them the way he does

hidan

oh boy, is this man an ass guy

loves to spank your ass, making you count for each slap as he slowly turns it red from the impact of his hand

thrusts into you once, hard, just so he can see your ass bounce from that one thrust. then he'll do it again, one thrust at a time, watching your ass in the process

loves doggy style or any kind of variation of it

deidara

tits 1000%

he's painted your tits before just because he admires them so much

loves to cockwarm you while you're straddled in his lap on top of him as he sucks on your nipples, pulling you deeply onto his cock

also loves to tit fuck you while he's sitting and you're on your knees in front of him

kakuzu

ass ass assss

loves fucking you when you two are spooning because he gets to hear the sound of your ass slapping against his pelvis with each thrust

spanks you when you've been naughty, telling you how your ass is all his

always manages to find a grip on your ass during sex, no matter the position

kisame

an ass kinda guy

loves to bite your ass, leaving marks from his sharp teeth

obsessed with making you lie on your stomach with your legs closed so he can enter you and fuck you while your ass bounces for him, his hips digging further down into you

spanks you when he wants to, but not always because he likes to see your ass move in other ways (when he fucks you)

sasori

prefers tits

when he eats you out, (because he loves eating you out) he always has at least one hand on your tits, fondling them as he licks your clit

sucks on your nipples gently while you two are in missionary and he's fucking you, deeply but slowly

loves to leave small hickies on your tits

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[bubuli-3110]

You are filling my Deidara neeeeeds.

Modern AU fluff with Deidara and a fem reader, he's a gang member with a soft spot for the pastel girl whose shop is under their protection.

Sorry this took forever dear but here you go~!

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Deidara x Fem! Reader

HC: fluffy gang member Deidara would do anything to protect and spoil the cute pastel girl his happened upon by chance. CW: SFW, Some Language. Requests are: Open (JJBA, JJK, AOT, KNY, and N (Akatsuki Only)) Find my rules here.

Deidara and the rest of his gang took their usual patrols of their turf splitting up as per usual into pairs. He was only slightly annoyed by his new partner Tobi. possessing a totally different personality than the prideful artist.

On night patrol he heard the sounds of a struggle down one of the allies. Normally he would pay no heed to others, but when he noticed the brightly pastel dress girl being pursued by a strange man, clearly begging for help. his body seemed to move on its own.

After thoroughly beating the ever living breath the stranger, he kneeled down to the girl sitting in the ally and examined her slowly, checking for injuries.

"That asshole didn't hurt you, did he? hm?"

He cupped her chin gently and wiped her tears away with his thumb. his voice firm and fingers callused, but his eyes were soft and filled with worry.

"Don't worry m'kay? I won't let anyone lay a hand on you."

After the incident that took place behind Y/N's bakery, you received regular visits from your savior. He was quiet and not very talkative at first. Y/N was able to tell right away that he was a gang member without having to ask. The constant appearance of new injuries, and the way he dressed gave it away.

Y/N appreciated Deidara's concern and found him interesting more than anything.  She was able to talk to him a lot more calmly after discovering his passion for art. She noticed his intense focus on her as slowly created and decorated unique cookies, cakes, and anything else her customers requested.

He slowly started to open up to Y/N, sharing his ideas of art, helping her with new ideas, the two of them growing ever closer. Y/N's respect and feelings for him are also growing.

Deidara also loved Y/N color palette, though his own mostly consisted of darks and blacks, Y/N's palette was that of bright pastel's matching her sunny and soft personality.

"That's so creative Y/N. I'm sure your customers will love them." He'd say, unable to suppress his smile. You loved to hear his praises.

Y/N no longer felt unsafe at night or any other time for that matter. She could notice the other men who bore the same red cloud symbol on their jackets as Deidara keeping things in check around your area.

Though he'd never show it in front of his other member's or Tobi, He cherished Y/N very much. The other members also indulge in his requests to protect her and her shop when he's away.

"Don't go out alone at night. I'll walk you home. Hm."

His overprotective side often shows through, but never overbearing. She felt safe and relaxed in his presence more than anything. Y/N never refuses his help.

"It's dangerous, stick close to me, ok? I won't let anyone hurt you again. I'm here." He says extending out his arm to let her link her's with him.

The night's when she was too afraid to fall sleep, he'd lay next to Y/N until she drifted of into sleep, running his fingers across her forehead and face gently.

"it's ok. I'm here. I'll always be right here."

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[wing-ed-thing]

Deidara x Reader x Sasori Love Triangle Headcanons

Tags: No Reader Pronouns, Language

𓆃 Unfortunately, not too dissimilar to just being in a regular three-man, but having to work with them all the time would be far worse than having to see them occasionally during Akatsuki gatherings.

𓆃 They're both showy in their own ways, which ends up meaning that they're in a constant pissing match and more focused on their respective creative projects than... actually wooing you.

𓆃 Actually, a constant, obnoxious and self-centered display is exactly what "wooing you" entails.

𓆃 Deidara believes that his art is the very best and should be admired, which means he will use any excuse to show off to you— including no excuse at all!

𓆃 He constantly blows operations and makes a mess of any rendezvous location because of his constant bids for attention.

𓆃 If you're not on his squad, any time he sees you, he's immediately making a beeline to you to bother you. Having saved up all his pent-up energy and talking points, he thinks that today is the day to convince you of his craft!

𓆃 He'll ask if you like his art, how much, and what about it do you like. Deidara is all for shooting his shot, telling you straight-up what he thinks of you and the style of relationship he wants (yikes).

𓆃 But he forgets that you are also a piece of this equation, making himself an obnoxious show off.

𓆃 Deidara can have his genuine moments, but they have to come when no one else is around (no one else to show off to). It surprises you how different of a person he can become.

𓆃 Sitting just the two of you talking about something that's not him, you'll find that he's surprisingly articulate and smart. He remembers every single thing you tell him (you know, when you can get a word in edge-wise).

𓆃 But the moment Sasori is around, Deidara transitions back into frat-douche mode.

𓆃 Sasori is also a show off, but much more subtle than Deidara and a lot more mean.

𓆃 He will not be denied and will grow passive-aggressive if you don't pick up on the fact that he's trying to show you things.

𓆃 He almost tries to get you involved(?) in the sense that he'll try to show you different crafting techniques. Sasori loves explaining things to you, even at inappropriate times.

𓆃 And if you're not in the mood for a lesson or aren't paying attention like he'd like, he gets fussy.

𓆃 For someone not on his team, he'll try to bond with you over crafting techniques. No matter what your style is, he'll reach for anything that could be remotely stretched into "crafting" before taking the conversation over to show you the new spring lock mechanism he recently put into his latest puppet.

𓆃 And of course, when the two of them are together, it's suddenly not about you at all.

𓆃 Well, it is, but you've found yourself stuck in the middle of their constant feuding because if you choose one of them, it's symbolic of whose art is superior... of course.

𓆃 Sasori is at least helpful. He makes a good partner in battle even if you aren't used to working together. He can at least maintain a respectable professionalism about him, and if he happens to bring up a topic that you don't mind engaging with, talks with him can be surprisingly pleasant.

𓆃 But, uh, they might end up killing you or each other by the time anything reaches a conclusion.

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Three-Man Squad Headcanons with Deidara and Sasori

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