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depressedhatakekakashi · 5 hours ago
Ok, i got 800 words done on my fic and a bit done on the rare pair month ficlet i'm trying to do, so i think that's good
that's a win.
I didn't completly suck today XD
Goodnight hopefully tommorow is better lol
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depressedhatakekakashi · 6 hours ago
Just saw this post. And, omg, thank you!!! You're so sweet!!!
I'm not crying, I'm not, it's the onions, I swear, they're tiny and we all know tiny onions mean bigger tears
XD You're very welcome. thank you for being epic <3
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depressedhatakekakashi · 6 hours ago
Kakashi: Roses are red, violets are blue. I cannot put into words the love I have for you,
Tenzō: What-
Kakashi: You look so innocent! You look so sweet,
Tenzō: ... 🤨?
Kakashi: As long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat
Tenzō: ... 😐 you read that on Icha Icha, didn't you Senpai
Kakashi: That's not the point. Was it romantic?
Tenzo: I'm not going to sleep with you, if that's what you mean
Kakashi: hmmm, I need to do a bit more reading
Tenzo: How about you read less and actually try to woo me
Kakashi: sounds like work, so i'm going to have to pass.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 6 hours ago
Everything is exactly the same, except that everyone has a Inner Self (like the Inner Sakura) that is different from the person that people show in public
Oh this has so much potential.
Naruto's Inner self is exactly like the one he meets at the waterfall. This is his anger. the one always wanting revenge and hating people for what they did to him. Scolding Naruto for being so forgiving and making friends so easily, but also desperate for that affection. He's more withdrawn and calculated. Perhaps not smart, but definitly more observant than Naruto actually is, and when Naruto lets his inner thoughts break through and speak he notices things he wouldn't have before.
Sasuke's is more out there. Happy and cheerful, enjoying the little things that make Sasuke happy. He's always reminding Sasuke to just try to find a little happiness. Maybe everything's not perfect, but there is still good things in his life. He's the one Sasuke stuffs down and ignores at all times. refuses to listen to no matter how loud her gets, until after the war when everything finally comes crashing down on him he hears that voice again after years and finally listens. Finally realizes that he's allowed to move on and heal.
Kakashi's inner self doesn't think things through. He's brash and acts without thought, and he peeks out whenever Kakashi says something that he hasn't fully thought through, or acts brashly without consideration for himself. most importantly, he appears to Kakashi as the little kid that he pushed back when he was 11. The one who reminds Kakashi of the rules, and what happens to those who don't follow them. Kakashi tries desperately to ignore him all the time, but this is the kid that keeps him in place most days. The one that's there to remind Kakashi that he's a shinobi first, and his duty is to his village above all else.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 6 hours ago
A hc of mine:
When Ibiki heard Sakura & Ino were building a mental health clinic esp. for kids he jumped on it like white on rice offering literally every piece of psychological knowledge he possessed along with any other sort of help they might need/ask for.
Ohhh yes.
Ibiki deciding to put all of those years of training and work into something good. Wanting to help the next generation create a better future. One where kids wouldn't have to suffer in silence like him and so many others.
He's there beside Kakashi choosing the perfect place to build this new wing of the hospital, and even make's the suggestion to add little play areas and shops for Dango and Ramen (Ichiraku even branches out and builds a ramen shop in the wing for easy access)
Working with Ino and Sakura, he helps them expand upon all of the diffrent things that they should be looking for. Not just kids who have lost parents, or 'suffered through war; (which is really broad) but actual losses. Doctors who can talk to kids about Loss of loved ones, doctors for those who have PTSD and depression. The one's who can help kids through their nightmares and teach them healthy cooping mechanisms for their trauma.
All the things the Ibiki wishes him and his generation had, he would suggest to Sakura and Ino. Work with them to build the best wing that they could to help as many kids as they can.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 7 hours ago
Me *doing the shikamaru vs temari fight* Ohhh i love this one
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depressedhatakekakashi · 7 hours ago
How would Kakashi feel about Gai getting into body building?
Gai is basiclly already a body builder, so Kakashi wouldn't have many complaints. Though the unhealthy aspects of it would be a little concerning to him cuz he doesn't want Gai doing anything bad to his body just to 'look good' or 'take part in a competition'
If Gai's just working out a lot and building up his body more, it's not much diffrent. Gai's body is already a well tuned machine that he has trained up for years, and Kakashi loves worshipping every bit of that work when they're in private together.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 7 hours ago
I love Kakashi's double lightning blade cuz it's just such an OP attack in Ninja storm. Man just took half his opponents health in one hit and it was beautiful and dramatic
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
Kakashi doesn’t let his guard down often. It requires him to have a lot of trust in a person, and to feel like he’s safe in doing so.
So when Him and Ibiki are hanging out one day during the time skip, and Kakashi just leans his head on Ibiki’s shoulder and passes out, Ibiki’s not really sure what to do.
Kakashi has never done this before. The only person anyone has ever seen him relax around this much before is Gai, and Gai’s away on a mission.
After a bit of thinking, Ibiki ends up giving in and picking Kakashi up. He’ll get him back to his apartment where he can sleep and everything will be alright.
Except, as if knowing what Ibiki’s about to do, Kakashi turns towards him and grabs a fist full of his shirt. Refuses to let go
That’s when Ibiki knows he’s stuck. He’s going to have to keep Kakashi until he wakes up, and then it’s just going to be awkward and there’s no escape cuz the only other option is risking a chidori to the chest
And that’s going to be a no from him thanks
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
Head cannon that ibiki’s hair would grow back if he let it but he keeps it short to be able to look intimidating to prisoners
I mean, there's a lot of damage to his head so there's probably definitly spots that won't grow back. It's pretty impossible.
And he does look more intimadating taking off his headband to reveal a bald head with all the damage showing, than he would if he did that and it was patches of hair that might cover the damage.
So i could see it. He definitly wouldn't want the weird look that might be created by those patches of hair when they're still short. Plus he looks good with the bandana on
Kakashi likes his look as is.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
Anyone wanna talk dumb stuff/ maybe that will get my creativness back again XD headcannons, Au. just fun little things we can gush about
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
I just read this super sad post about this girl who’s asexual and married and everyone is basically telling her that she doesn’t deserve her husband/she’s just a prude/she should just do it anyway. So I want to tell you all right now that if people tell you this, or if they tell you you’ll never have a relationship, it is BULLSHIT. My husband is asexual and I’m not. He’s sex repulsed, we don’t have sex, we never have. And it doesn’t matter to me. You know what does? He does. His mental health and wellbeing matter to me. Because he is my best friend and he’s one of the smartest, kindest, funniest people I’ve ever met. And he’s had people tel him that he’s broken and it makes me SO ANGRY because they are WRONG. Being different doesnt mean you’re broken. If you don’t like sex/don’t want it/etc. Do not let anyone tell you that you’re inferior because you’re not. Do not let anyone convice you that you’ll never have a relationship because they’re wrong(if you want one). You are not broken, and it will be okay.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
I've had an idea, and it may be dumb but...
Drunk Taryn is very good at writing XD
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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 hours ago
Kakashi being ultra protective of Itachi and Tenzo, not because he doesn't think that they can take care of themselves. He knows they're both more than capable of getting rid of a creep
but he wants to save them from having to deal with that as much as possible so that they can focus on their work and their own lives. It's better if they know how to surpress their scent so that they don't bring on unwanted attention. It could both ruin a mission, and make their lives more difficult inside of the village if more people than neccessary find out
and when everyone starts trying to take Itachi out of Anbu, Kakashi's right there to fight for him. He has more than proven himself and nothing has changed with his skills just because he happens to be an omega. taking him from Anbu would be detremental to their mission success rates and it pisses hiruzen off that Kakashi is right.
Are we back on the ABO ship, cuz Beta Kakashi teaching Itachi to surprise his scent is A plus stuff. I’m here for it.
100% back on the ABO train because it's fun as hell to write headcannons for.
Beta Kakashi has been helping Tenzo go unnoticed in the Anbu for so long, theres no question when Itachi manifests his scent. Literally that same day, Kakashi approaches Itachi quietly and offers to teach him to suppress it so that he can avoid the attention of alphas
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depressedhatakekakashi · 9 hours ago
Anyone want to motivate me to write somehow XD
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depressedhatakekakashi · 9 hours ago
Kakashi had searched all over the village, even risking a quick stop at Itachi's family home in hopes of finding him.
But so far, nothing. There was no trace of the young Uchiha. no matter where he looked, Itachi was no where to be seen.
Stopping on top of the BBQ house roof, he scanned the area. There was no sign of Itachi even in the dango shop, a favorite hide away of his whenever he had something on his mind.
"Where are you..." he whispered to himself, looking up towards the setting sun. "And what is it you're planning, Itachi?"
He didn't know if he could find Itachi in time to stop whatever it was he was planning. Whatever would result in Tenzo ever hating one of his favorite people.
🤐 (by accident perhaps)
The note was meant for Tenzo. Neatly folded and taped into the back of Tenzo's locker, a single word on the front of it.
Inside were more apologies.
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.
I'm sorry I can't explain why.
I'm sorry for betraying your trust.
I'm so sorry Tenzo. You'll have every right to hate me.
And at the end, one request, although Itachi doubted that Tenzo would abide by it.
Please, don't come after me. Please hate me. Let me go.
Itachi had taped the note up after everyone else had left the locker room. No one should have found it until word got out about what he had done. What he was about to do. Honestly, Itachi knew it would have been better not to leave anything at all, to simply disappear in to the night and accept his fate as a missing nin, but he couldn't make himself leave without some kind of a goodbye.
He didn't anticipate Kakashi coming back into the locker room to borrow one of Tenzo's shirts.
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depressedhatakekakashi · 9 hours ago
Im sorry but your headcanons for Kakashi ships have me thinking..
Quinn will help with the positive reinforcement and everything of the sort.
She will participate in hugs as long as they're fine with it of course but still.
Because she has zero knowledge of a sleep schedule when she's unsupervised and she has semi super hearing whenever she hears Gai's and Kakashi's 'funtime' at training grounds she has to cancel all meetings for the reminder of that week
She probably has a scrapbook about all the times Kakashi and Gai talk about each other. There's more on Gai because she follows him like a lost puppy but still
Any Ship really-
He doesn't know until he sees them kiss or something. Less because he's oblivious and more because he doesn't want to be all up in his idol's life .
When he does though he's unsure on of he should let his presence be known or just silently leave.
The latter usually wins and cause spare to be cut short or awkward as hell.
In short the boy is scared about crossing lines.
KakaYama or KakaIru-
Sage is going to try and be the death of this man.
He tries to be affectionate they will state him in the eyes while it happens. They'll make sure to try not to cross any lines but unless he gets told something it's gonna be uncomfy
Will probably recite the times Kakashi got mushy and just list off things he might have murmured as off hand compliments for the fun of it.
Just because he's nosy will probably ask how dates went and such just to see a reaction.
@sage-quinn-itani (Mun)
Kakashi is suffering but it’s worth it. Also I love how Kakagai gets the most support here XD quinn is here for it and Kakashi’s loving the energy cuz he needs the support XD
Also imagine Sage trying that with Kakaanko and Anko just staring back at them. She’s willing to have a face off while she’s making out with Kakashi. Just try her XD
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
Kakashi: wtf are you doing??
Junpei, sitting in a fridge: If I say it’s for an experiment will you leave me in here for *looks at a watch that definitely stolen* another five minutes?
Kakashi: depends, next time I ask you for five minutes with your Sensei will you take the damn hint?
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
Kakashi: If someone tried to kill me permanently, I would simply not die
Gai: That's not-
Kakashi: Rip to everyone else who follows the normal rules of nature, but I’m different
Gai: -how it works
Kakashi: have I died yet
Gai: well, no
Kakashi: and how many times have I been stabbed?
Gai: more than any human ever should
Kakashi: exactly
Gai:… and you call me extream
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depressedhatakekakashi · 10 hours ago
Kakashi's a troll, so every time Jun asks them to stop he just notches up the flirting to 100. Oh, you're embarrassed by us? You're still standing here without blushing so obviously you're not embarrassed enough'
(Inspired by a post from @depressedhatakekakashi)
Junpei doesn’t mind that Anko is with Kakashi but will absolutely avoid them because all they do is flirt. So half the time Jun just ends up staring at something and thinking stuff like ‘wow, that’s a nice wall, definitely nothing else going on here’ and the other half is literally the kid just begging the two to stop for just a second. Anko fucking loves it though, it’s the best way to get pay back when Jun done something rather annoying or stupid.
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