#what a crazy conversation

[the-ineffable-dance]

Just a little reminder... this is the way Aziraphale looks on the way back into the bookshop at the beginning of the Final Fifteen.

The Metatrash has just told him to "Go and tell your friend the good news," and Aziraphale is headed back to convince Crowley to return to heaven to be an angel again.

That is not the face of a happy angel.

THIS is the face of a happy angel...

Or this one...

Especially this one...

No... what you have as he returns to the bookshop after whatever was said with the Metatron is not happy. That's the look of a man shaped being desperately coming up with a plan. Who knows that danger is staring straight at them, and suddenly he's in a perilous dance that he must do perfectly in order to protect Crowley.

He doesn't want to go back to Heaven. He has to.

#I'm going crazy trying to figure out what the actual conversation with the Metatron was #my poor angel is fighting for Crowley's life #aziraphale loves crowley and will do anything to keep him safe #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

#you know. the one with the pendulum #'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this' #'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!' #'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you' #like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine #it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences. #but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification #and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs #when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck. #you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck. #and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters! #and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that #anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately #it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel #which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about. #but we'll have to do our best with what we have #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #talking #aspec #asexual #asexuality

[goddidntdothis]

how yulia & andrey met

#is what i like to think #she did something insane and andrey developed an immediate attachment #their conversations must be crazy #yulia lyuricheva #andrey stamatin #pathologic #pathologic fanart #comics

[warlenys]

deeply gay way to stand next to each other

#how do u get to that casually #and what was the directorial conversation #just crazy to me #iasip #macdennis #+

[theglowingeyeballz]

The Magnus Archives x Gravity Falls

#imagine them having a conversation and Jon goes ‘you did what’ and Dipper is like ‘yea that summer was crazy’ #Dipper would ask so many questions and Jon would be rlly concerned cuz the whole eye knowledge thing #He’d probably remind Jon of his younger self #Martin and Mabel having a tea party #Jmart looking at each other ‘what are these kids..?’ #Martin and Mabel would find a lot in common too #the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls fanart

[lunarrolls]

that was the most unhinged conversation i’ve ever seen. oh my god. ashton just told her hey girl you’re hot if i die trying to do something really fucking stupid try to save my life, but if you can’t, steal all my shit and never tell ANYONE because it’d be funny and then fearne said i think you’re hot too and RAN AWAY

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #that was INSANE. i can get behind this if all of their conversations are that fucking crazy #they’re so weird and i love them. what the fuck was that

[introspectivememories]

you are my favorite what-if, my best i'll never know

#everyday i think about brocedes making small talk with each other and i take psychic damage #from that fateful night in greece to this???? from sharing dreams to a conversation about the weather in the elevator??? #like what do you even do in the situation? if i was nico i would've ingested rat poison by now #he really thought they could work it out after.... i can't fuckin do this anymore #im not strong enough #in a better world this woulda been 1 out of the thousands of interviews we got from them #in a better world they go down as one of f1's greatest bromances #brocedes #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1 #brocedes edit #also this is like directly inspired by all of @hatredinmysoul's brocedes web weaves. they make me crazy

[tangledinink]

two years and four weeks ago exactly.

#griefaversary #personal #sibling death #tw sibling death #cw sibling death #family death #cw family death #tw family death #we talked a lot about how fast time had seemed to go that night #wow 25? werent we just in high school yesterday? #i cant believe were already this old haha #life is so crazy i never thought itd turn out this way #gosh i guess the world really is just unpredictable #“just gotta go with what life gives you” he said #that was our last conversation.

[uncanny-tranny]

I totally get gendered petnames like dude, sis, bro, and whatever else, and I get why some people might be confused as to why some trans people might take issue with a petname you might think is neutral. However, I do want people to remember that trans people often have different relationships with those petnames because they're gendered, and they might be uncomfortable with those connotations. A trans woman who doesn't want you to call her "dude" is probably not doing it to anger or accuse you of anything, but she might just have a negative relationship with that word.

I get that it can be hard to change habits, but it is worth it to include trans people. If a trans person in your life asks you not to use certain words, I promise they aren't trying to fuck you over or make you feel like you're under attack. They are just expressing a boundary - one that cis people also express.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #the example i gave is again just one instance of what i'm talking about #i can get why it's hard like... i use 'bro' and shit like it's a filler word and it's a habit of mine #however it isn't anybody's fault that i'm like that and i'm more than willing to stop using it for somebody #because it's like... that word is just a word to me and that means i can abandon its use at any time #and if not using it means that somebody feels included then fuck yeah i'm going to not use it #i just hear people weirdly antagonizing trans people for setting these boundaries and it's like... #...have you MET a cis person because they do the same things as trans people (it's just seen as more acceptable ig) #it IS annoying that people want to have the same conversations again and again and again #because ngl i only made this post because of the antagonism these trans people face for... no reason??? #they're literally going 'please don't call me [x]' and yet that is still too polarizing????????? HUH?????? #you'd think that that trans person like... ran a car through a bank with how they're treated but no... they're just stating a preference #and it's crazy to me because it's EASY to not do... because it's a non-action. and if you fuck up all you have to do is apologize #the hardest thing to do would be to watch what you're saying a little more but that's like... not a big deal???????

[waterfallofspace]

Anyone else not able to say 'bless you', either because it feels too personal, embarrassing, slightly erotic or a mixture of all of the above-

Buuuuuut also whenever an event interrupts the conversation, you feel so much more awkward not saying anything/commenting on it at all, and so you wish you could just... say that phrase, or have some other thing that makes sense to say to just- shrug it off???

#waterfalltalks #been thinking about this SO much lately like- thought about it before #but i grew up in a household where no one said it #and none of my friends ever say/said it so it was never really a problem #we all just pretty much ignore them THOUGH lately bc of one friend they've started #mocking... the noises/sounds.... which is a WHOLE ass experience both when it happens to me or when it happens to someone else #buuuuttt i digress- the point is more that lately its been a lot more on my mind bc #it keeps happening in the middle of a conversation/when we're watching videos #and it just.... feels so SILENT afterwards and i know no one else is thinking about it bc #no one else puts the pressure on it that i do (cept my one friend that knows but he doesnt usually mention it) #but like.... idk guys i just feel AWKWARD not SAYING ANYTHING but also i feel even WORSE saying something and is just so eguheugheuhjgshueg #idk just!!! thoughts!!! and seeing if im alone in this bc i know other people feel awkward blessing but #does anyone else feel that?? silence????? maybe im just crazy ToT #if you made it this far im sorry for the rambling and thank you for reading ittttt feel free to tell me what u think bc im out of my mind < #waterfallrambles

[skunkes]

#prefacing this with I Know Spanish. i cant not know spanish‚ my parents don't speak english #but im the only one of my siblings that didnt get to go to school over there 🇲🇽 (just pre school) #adn the thing is like. my siblings wld talk to me in eng of course #(if they talked to me at all! what do u say to a baby when you're 9 12 and 15 yrs older.) #and my parents wld similarly jst not talk to me? i did not have conversations with them from birth to now lol. #thjere is something about how like. my sisters kids are also learning the languages at the same time #but when they mess up in spanish theyre corrected‚ by my sister (their mom)‚ my other sister‚ my parents #why not Me. why wasnt that extended to Me as a child... #the same reason I have the least amount of baby pictures while my siblings all have one full book each i bet #the same reason why my and my eldest sister are 15 yrs apart LOL #igts so crazy to me. i hate mentioning this bc people assume #im one of those ppl who isnt fluent bc their parents speak english and spanish and never taught them #my parents dont speak english❗❗❗❗ #my nephew thats older than me who is my fave family member and also only speaks spanish #is coming up on sunday idk that i can fully carry convo with him! #pure spanglish bc i didnt grow up having convos in it writing it reading it #thats why im so desperate to read books in spanish now. im so deeply ashamed #igts so crazy. i hate it. #saw a comment on smthng the other day thats like ''idk how u can have parents that only speak spanish and not know it lol'' #well can you take a guess. can u take a guess as to how that would happen via interactions. lack thereof. #idk why but its even more embarrassing this way. genuinely how cld u not know...? #its like i was born to feel isolated from my family in every single way...youngest by so many years #the language thing. the Hates Eating thing. the trans thing. most severe failure to launch #im so embarrassed to be alive....! #and i dont belong anywhere. and i am Alone wherever I am. #abandoned by direct and distant relatives. ancestors.

[unnonexistence]

hermann thoughts: if i discredit newton and his approach enough, the martial won't give him the equipment for his kaiju drift, and i can protect him from himself. if he despises me for it, so be it. there is little i wouldn't sacrifice to see him safe.

newt thoughts: this is a Best Science competition and i have to Win

#unscientific aside #newmann #pacific rim #thinking about them again today #it's very easy to read hermann's animosity during the movie as him being pissed off at newt for his 'completely crazy' #theories getting attention + being a massive nuisance in general #that's exactly what it looks like if you just listen to WHAT he's saying #however if you pay attention to WHEN he says it & pay attention to his face when no one is looking it's very clear there's more going on im #like the kaiju entrails comment. newt has all these tables with guts set up right next to the line & has clearly been working there for age #theres a big pile of intestinal-looking tubes over on hermann's side of the floor already! not a peep from hermann! #but then when newt tries to join the conversation he happens to throw another little squidgy bit & suddenly hermann jumps on him about it #brings up in front of the marshall how CONSTANT this unprofessional conduct is while also cutting newt off #he physically puts himself between newt & pentecost #interrupts newt every time he tries to talk #starts making snarky little personal comments AT newt to discourage him - 'don't embarrass yourself' 'yes [just get to the point]' #'this is the point where he goes completely crazy' [significant look at newt] #keeps hovering in the background looking between newt & pentecost #like. ok he is SO MAD that newt is getting pentecost's attention here. obviously #the thing that does it for me though is how sad and resigned he looks when newt finally does get to the point #this is not the face of an angry rival #this is the face of a man with ulterior motives for his animosity #i dont think newt has any ulterior motives hes aware of lol he thinks hes in a movie about 2 geniuses vying for scientific superiority #happens to be in love with hermann but hasnt realized because hes so mad at him all the time #he only realizes how much hermann cares when he offers to drift with him

[dandeyrain]

i genuinely don't mean this in a like. condescending way. but reading people talk about how Confusing and Nonsensical and Overpacked boy and the heron is make me feel insane. every single plot point is clearly spelled out; frankly, one of my only critiques of the movie is that i wish they'd left some of it LESS clear. yes, the second half is rich in dreamlike fantasy, but the story never breaks its own rules, and before every major reveal in the fantasy world theres an extremely obvious explanation — almost too on the nose to even call it foreshadowing — from somebody. like i just don't understand how anybody finds it impossibly confusing and weird and bad to engage with

#rain speaking! #ive seen ppl be like 'anything not spoonfed to the audience will confuse ppl' but it DOES spoonfeed a lot of itself to the audience! #mahito outright calls out that kiriko in the fantasy world is the same one as in the real world just at a different time #himi and mahito outright have a conversation about what their relationship is #the grannies tell mahitos dad exactly whats going on with himi in the fantasy world #and that scene was the only moment i sat in the audience and felt a little twinge of unhappiness #i was like 'oh man theyre just explaining the magic rules thats no fun' only to then come out and see ppl be like #IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE THEY DONT EXPLAIN ANYTHING!!!!! #boy and the heron spoilers / #i dont mean this in some I Am Better At Media Than Everyone Else i just genuinely feel crazy #it feels like we watched different movies #this is how i felt after nope too seeing ppl be like The Chimp Thing Didnt Make Any Sense

[transsexula]

Okay I really need someone to explain this TME/TMA thing to me. Because every time I see it used, people are using the terms to shit talk transmascs/trans men and say we don't go thru shit.

I'm. So close to beginning to block people for using those terms. Especially since every conversation that uses them seemingly turns into gender essentialist man hating..........

#trans men #transmasc #transfem #trans woman #am i going crazy???? i feel like im going crazy #some of these conversations are uncomfortably nasty about transmascs and #again. what do we have to do to get people off our fucking backs? #like. transandrophobia is used to describe specific bigotry that transmascs deal with. is this similar to that? is there a different root to #it???? idk someone help

[lilacthebooklover]

real suffering is learning that the awesome pretty girls in your chem class are also into starkid and you have no way to drop that you know what that is without it being completely out of the blue <//3 i'll just have to settle for liking all of their starkid innit reposts <///3 woe is me

#what's rlly funny is that i don't swear or anything #and keep rejecting everyone who asks me out #so there's this like. image around me at school that i'm ridiculously innocent #which is fair enough in most cases (modern slang & sex references are so weird) #but also it'd be so funny to see their reactions to finding out i listen to like #dirty girl and take off your clothes #& i watch stuff like abstinence camp completely of my own volition #one of then was shocked enough about me listening to heathers #i want her to learn that i too know all the choreo to cup of roasted coffee and every word in npmd <3 #LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL DOING A LEVELS AT THE SAME PLACE #THEY'RE SO COOL AND SMART AND PRETTY AND THEY'RE??? NICE TO ME???? #it's crazy #i want to be their fren :) #i feel like if i got into a conversation sith them about starkid i would go so off the rails though #the least normal about it ever #starkid #starkid productions #starkid npmd #tgwdlm #team starkid #hatchetfield #starkid musicals #black friday starkid #trail to oregon #starkid twisted #holy musical b@man #firebringer #etc etc etc #i wonder if they've seen spies are forever.. #starkid innit

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her #and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura #he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life #deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was #he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means. #when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial. #the best he can do at least #he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times. #often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship #but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost. #22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way #Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless #he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it #she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes. #he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone #he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home. #can’t bare to see another shell of a home #he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes #Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon #but promises feel costly these days #he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura #someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here #his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long. #Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place. #clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them #but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here #he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention #he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves. #he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods #he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.