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#vicious incorrect quotes
lady-griffin · 3 months
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Jinx at the Aquarium
Ekko: Where’s Jinx?
Vi: You know we can leave her unsupervised for a few minutes, right?
Ekko: NOT AT THE FUCKING AQUARIUM!!
Vi: What do you honestly think she’s going to do? Dive into the tank to swim with her shark brethren?
Ekko and Vi: . . .
*They start hauling ass to find (and stop) Jinx*
MEANWHILE
*Jinx sitting on top of the tank unable to decide between her bikini or shark onesie for this momentous moment*
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harringroveera · 3 months
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And his boyfriend who’s trapped in the Upside Down is coming to find him
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fruityspaceboy · 2 years
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Will: You said some very hurtful things, which you can never take back… I don’t see how we can ever get over this!
Hannibal: Will, Im Sorry.
Will: *sorrowfully* Ohw that’s alright
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hoffmanstits-enjoyer · 10 months
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Rosalee: when i first met you, i thought you and Monroe were a couple
Nick: what?! wait... ha-ha Rosalee, that's very funny-
Rosalee, unimpressed: raise your hand if at any point you thought Nick and Monroe were a couple
Holly & Hap: *raises hand*
Bud & The Eisbibers: *joining*
Frank, Barry & Roddy: *out of the loop but doing it*
Hank, Wu, Renard & Juliette: *you guessed it*
Nick: OKAY! i guess this is a thing now- Monroe, why are you raising your hand?!
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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 183
Jace: The reason Batman don't cover his whole face is he needs police to know he's white.
Damian: May I have some more tea please?
Jon: Certainly.
Damian: And I shouldn't have to ask. I should never be looking at an empty cup.
Jon: Well here we are again. You treating me like garbage, and me waiting on you.
Damian: But it feels right somehow.
Jon: ... It does.
Selina: So I took a little off the top. Everybody takes a little off the top. Look what God did to Damian.
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stell: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this
eli *cracking his knuckles*: manslaughter it is then
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gay-strawberry · 1 month
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the peter porn books are gonna be the death of me. im currently reading book 4. so heres yet another shit post
winnie pov:
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tink:
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winnie:
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pan:
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winnie:
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roc and hook:
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vane and pan:
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red is bash. blue is pan.
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kas would send this in their gc:
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the lost boys tm everytime winnie breathes:
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(even more shitposts)
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Fabian: I was arrested for being too cool!
Adaine: The charges were dropped for lack of evidence.
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jelly-bebop · 7 months
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Vicious: I hope you know I'm mean to you cause we are practically brothers... also because I hate you
Spike: oh, how nice of you to have a reason to be a jerk to me
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unlikelychildchaos · 2 years
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Vegas: Could you at least try and see things from my perspective?
Pete: *crouches down*
Vegas: I hate you
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cyanidesouffle · 2 years
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At couple's therapy.
Therapist: Now Eli, how would you like to solve this problem?
Eli: Through homicide.
Victor: This is what I've been talking about.
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phyrexianphamily · 1 year
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Vorinclex: You know, Elesh, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.
(The other Praetors look at him in disbelief.)
Vorinclex: What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
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lighthousepigeons · 1 year
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Teal: I relate to Belle, because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.
Ronan: I relate to TinkerBell, because she needs attention or she dies.
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fruityspaceboy · 2 years
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Abigail: *bringing her boyfriend home and they kiss in front of them*
Will: *shocked* Jesus Christ !
Hannibal: *disgusted* It’s like a car crash… You can’t take your eyes of it…
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incorroff · 1 year
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Zone 1: Suffering is not noble.
Zone 2: To live in fear is to live in ignorance.
Zone 3: DO HARD DRUGS AND KILL YOURSELF
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evenstarfalls · 2 years
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Victor: It's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. Lila Bard, popping out of nowhere: Have you ever considered piracy?
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