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Zahra: Rowan, can you buy this for me, please?
Rowan: Yes.
Jules: He can't just pay for you!
Rowan: Why not? I'm her husband, I can get her whatever she wants.
Josh: We're playing monopoly.
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[Everyone one their way to dinner]
Christian, pulls Rhys aside: So I heard some disturbing news earlier...about you and I'm here if you need advice.
Rhys: Advice?
Christian: You know? Fashion advice.
Rhys: What the fuck are you talking about?
Christian: You're in denial, it's fine. I'm here for you though.
Rhys: *confused*
[Later]
Rhys: Christian was so weird today.
Bridget: How so?
Rhys: Said something about giving me fashion advice.
Bridget, nervous laughter: That is weird, but you know how he can be so random sometimes.
Rhys, still confused: Yeah.
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[All the women getting drunk and playing 'his a 10 but...]
Zahra: He's a 10 but he made up a fake number and pretended to be someone else while talking to me...
Girls: *very tipsy* Tennnnnn.
Ava: He's a 10 but he dated me to get revenge on my ex-dad...
Girls: Tennnnnn.
Stella: He's a 10 but he stalked me and killed another guy for stalking me...
Girls: Tennnnnn.
Bridget, wanting to join: He's a 10 but he- uh heee- *lies* wears crocs...
Girls:
Iris: Oh, honey no- a 5.
Jules: 5? A 1. Crocs? Ew.
Bridget: You women draw the line at CROCS? WOW OKAY.
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[Callahan helping Alana at the Sweets and Treats bakeshop.]
[Christian and Stella walking in to order]
Christian: Can I buy two bagels with cream cheese.
Callahan, straight face: We only accept cash or card.
Christian:
Stella: *Laughs*
Alana, pulling Cal aside: Can I talk to you for a second.
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Callahan Kane: I'm fineeeee.
Alana Castillo: I'm taking you to the doctor now, that's final.
[At the doctor's]
Josh Chen, checking his fever: You're hot.
Callahan, smirking and looking at Alana: That's what I've been telling you.
Alana: *rolls eyes and blushes*
Josh: Do I need to leave the room or....
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Alex Volkov: Never have I ever....been grounded.
Josh Chen, exasperated: Everytime. He makes orphan jokes every time and he wins.
Declan Kane, laughing: Niceee, my go to is never have I ever had a dad who supported me.
Josh Chen:
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[Kyle and Brandon talking and laughing]
Landon, to Mia: Brandon and your dad seem to be getting along really well.
Mia: Yeah, Dad really likes him.
[Later]
Landon: Ky-
Kyle: Just don't talk to me.
Landon: Alright, I get it. Our connection is deeper than words.
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Lia: You need to spend more time with Creigh.
Adrian, loud sigh: I would rather s*ab a fork through my eye.
Lia: For Anni?
Adrian: Fine.
[Later]
Creighton: Why did you bring me along on one of your jobs?
Adrian: My version of bonding time, now drop the pill in the water before the target comes back.
Creighton: *pours the sleeping pill in the water and stirs with his finger*
Creighton: *absentmindedly puts the same finger in his mouth*
Creighton: *passes out*
Adrian:
Adrian: Oh for fuc-
Adrian, carrying Creighton on his shoulder escaping: This is for Annika. This is for Annika. This is for Annika.
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[Remi picking up Ariella for a date]
Remi: Evening, Mr Nash.
Cole:
Remi: How are you?
Cole, giving him a death stare: Fine.
Remi: You don't look fine.....
Cole: Then stop looking.
Remi:
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[Eli and Ava's wedding]
Cole: *shows up late*
Eli: Where the hell were you?
Cole: I broke down on the way over here.
Eli: What happened to your car?
Cole: Car?
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Xander: Has anyone seen my car keys?
Xander: Anyone? My car keys?
Kim: No.
Cecily: No, dad.
Jeremy: I saw them on the table in the foyer.
Xander: Bitch, did I ask? Shut the actual fuck up.
Jeremy:
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[Nikolai walking into the kitchen]
Levi: Hey, I'm making some hot chocolate, would you like some?
Nikolai: Yes, please.
Nikolai: *starts laughing to himself*
Levi: What's so funny?
Nikolai: Brandon and I are like hot chocolate and marshmallows.
Levi: Why?
Nikolai: Because he's hot and I'm on top.
Levi: *stops making hot chocolate and walks out the kitchen*
Brandon, walks in: Niko, why did my dad look so distressed right now?
Nikolai: Maybe you should go over what's parent appropriate jokes again...
Brandon:
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[Glyndon trying to convince Killian to do a tiktok trend with her]
Killian: So, what's the trend about?
Glyndon: We take a video of ourselves wearing our outfits, then take another video when we switch to each other's outfits and ask the viewers which outfit belongs to who.
Killian: That makes no sense, obviously they'll know whose is whose.
Glyndon: It's just for fun, baby.
Killian: Fine but no posting.
[After they switch into each other outfits]
Glyndon: Kill, I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be back.
Killian, to himself: Why is woman's clothes so uncomfortable.
Levi, walking in: Glyndon have you seen-
Levi:
Killian, standing in a pink sparkly dress and heels: *says the first thing that comes to mind* Hey, daddy.
Levi, gagging: Why the fuck would you say that like that.
Killian: Nooo, not like that, I'm just being Glyndon-
Astrid, walking in: Levi- Killian?
Levi, running away: I feel traumatized-
Killian, running after him: I can explain-
Astrid, running after Killian: Killian, sweetie, it's okay we accept and love you-
Glyndon, coming back from the bathroom: Alright, baby. Let's vid- where did he go?
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— Jay Vespertine; not from a book but from an actual conversation.
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Indian girl therapy is having your older sister oil and braid your hair while listening to kabhi khushi kabhie gham.
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