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fanby-fckry · 2 months

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

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3 min. ago

alright, alright, princess puppydog eyes. i’ll keep healing.

#fr tho thanks charlie #i think i needed to hear that #irl source

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🪡 niffty-lady Follow

24 min. ago

smut writing tips: sexualise guilt

#writeblr writing tips #irl source

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

1 hr. ago

You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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1 hr. ago

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1 hr. ago

I’m right tho

#cut me some slack vaggs #i’m trying to distract myself from fomo intimacy issues and crushing shame #irl source

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2 hr. ago

I like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and thinking "I have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

📻 real-radio-demon Follow

2 hr. ago

Your impending execution should be your second priority! Your first priority should ALWAYS be your commitment to the bit!

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2 hr. ago

remember, they can’t kill you if you never tell them the punch line 😎👉👉

#jester’s privilege #irl source

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

3 hr. ago

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

🎀 charlies-angel Follow

2 hr. ago

do u mean excited

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2 hr. ago

That’s it the bitch, thanks Vaggs

#changed my mind tho #would fuck a pumpkin #irl source

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🪡 niffty-lady Follow

3 hr. ago

i don’t have rizz i have one (1) big doll eye and many unsettling things to say

#irl source

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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

4 hr. ago

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

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3 hr. ago

damn, angel, just @ me next time

#🤪 #jester’s privilege #irl source

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5 hr. ago

how can people be so rude and not feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

#vent post #🌈 posts #irl source

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Jul 1

if I make it outta this alive, I’m gonna tell my crush I’m in love with him.

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Jul 1

fuck

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Jul 3

ya know, I don’t think I’ve confessed to someone and meant it in over a decade?

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

Jul 3

haha would it be crazy if I said I forgot how?

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Jul 5

today’s the day. i’m gonna do it.

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5 hr. ago

guess what I did not do yesterday

#fuck why is this so hard? #i don’t know what’s wrong with me #fuck i need a drink

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Jul 4, 2013

Do you think Dad stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created?

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6 hr. ago

I made this post 7 years ago after my wife left me and my life was falling apart.

These 7 years have been some of the darkest times in my life, and considering how fucking ancient I am, that’s really saying something.

I thought humanity was beyond cruel, that Sinners were nothing but awful, irredeemable monsters. My daughter and her hotel have taught me otherwise.

My life is finally looking up. I’m starting to regain a sense of clarity I haven’t had since fucking Eden. And I have her, her Fallen gf, and their rag-tag bunch of Sinners to thank for that.

So thank you, Charlie. I’ve said it in person, but I’ll say it again here. Thank you for showing me that the gift of free will was not wasted. That what I did wasn’t all bad. I love you, sweetie.

#wholesome

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7 hr. ago

Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

#meta #fake tumblr dash

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#unreality cw #suggestive #fanby’s fuckery #fake tumblr dash #hazbin hotel #angel dust #charlie morningstar #niffty #vaggie #alastor #fizzarolli #lucifer hazbin hotel

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csuitebitches · 4 months

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What are YOUR boundaries with ur bf

1. We both sometimes need alone time and that’s fair - we don’t need to talk 24/7

2. This might be lame but wishing each other good night / good morning because we literally live on the opposite sides of the world. To me that’s like basic courtesy

3. Honesty. Sometimes honesty is better than white lies. If I don’t look good in that dress, tell me PLS. Don’t watch me make a fool of myself.

4. Making the effort to see each other. We often meet in other countries which also allows us to keep our guard down, relax, enjoy our holiday and each other.

5. We don’t have to always listen to each other’s emotional venting - we ask for permission before dumping anything heavy and it’s ok if the other person says no because sometimes we all mentally need a break.

6. Details of our sex life, issues stay between him and i.

7. Be willing to try each other’s interests (hes addicted to kdramas now and he’s convinced me to play certain sports with him). But also have separate ones

8. Friend time is important. Meet your friends without me, having fun with them, just let me know when you’ve reached home. We both have completely different friend circles who haven’t met each other so naturally, friend time is important.

I can’t really think of anything more because we don’t have a legal contract lol but that’s about it I think

#q/a #boundaries

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artoutoftheblue · 2 months

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Read this before interacting with me!!!!

Minor (17) || AuDHD || Depression || Anxiety || Low Empathy (So don't come to me with any problems please-) || Suspected BPD, havent been tested yet || AroAce || Agender || They/Them prns only

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Everyone else is welcome <3

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•Art Tag

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Main Hyperfixation: The Sun and Moon Show

Other Fandoms I'm In:

Hazbin Hotel || The Amazing Digital Circus || Fnaf Security Breach || Warrior Cats || Wings of Fire || Stranger Things || The Umbrella Academy || My Little Pony

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Heres everything else you need from me:

My AUs:

1. Haunted Stars AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @haunted-stars-au)

2. Breaking the Bounds AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @breaking-the-bounds-au)

3. Lord Solar AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @lord-solar-au, DT Moons travels)

4. Confined to One Spot AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @confined-to-one-spot-au)

5. Overseas AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Story Ask Blog: @overseas-au)

6. Warrior Cats x Security Breach Show AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

7. Mask of Innocence AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

8. Lord Crimson AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Ask Blog: @lord-crimson-au)

9. The Cost of Doubling Down AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

10. Always Evil AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

11. Wings of Fire x Security Breach Show AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

12. Celestial Fairies AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

13. Minds of Static AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

14. Junkyard AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

15. TSAMS Demon AU (Art Tag + Rambling Tag)

16. Stockholm CTOS AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

17. Werefoxes AU (Rambling Tag)

18. Swap!BTB AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

19. Warrior Cats x Security Breach Show Offshoot (Art Tag, Rambling Tag, Role Post)

20. My Little Pony x TSAMS AU (Rambling Tag)

21. Villian Jack AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

22. Killcode Corrupted Lunar AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

23. Lord Ruin AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

24. Solar Eclipse AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

25. TSAMS Toon AU (Art Tag, Rambling Tag)

Any AU that doesnt have an askblog for it can be interacted with at @ask-the-blueverse

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My Crossovers:

1. BTB x CSS

2. BTB x TF

3. BTB x CV

4. BTB x RBB

5. RightHand!Supernova AU

6. HS x CSS

7. HS x RBB

8. HS x SN

9. LS x CSS

10. LS x TF

11. LS x RBB

12. CTOS x CSS

13. CTOS x TF

14. CTOS x RBB

15. OS x CSS

16. OS x TF

17. WC x CSS

18. MOI x CSS

19. LC x CSS

20. LC x TF

21. TCODD x TF

22. TCODD x CSS

23. AE x RBB

24. AE x TF

25. CF x TF

26. CF x RBB

27. MOS x TF

28. JY x TF

29. DN x HH

30. SCTOS x TF

31. Hunger Games Loop Crossover

32. Stolen Crossover

#pinned post #blue remember #au brainstorming

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904pmoclock · 14 days

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hey guys welcme back to the channel um...... guys the one on top is DR RETRO from regretevator btw guys...

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since i have no cool funky stories to tell u because i maybe forgot heres my opinion on all the emoticons that i remember from the top of my head btw guys these are all funny jokes .. please.. dont dox me 😞

first we got:

OwO, UwU, TwT, : your a -10/10 u just suck tbh (JUST ANYTHING WITH, W, IN THE MIDDLE I HAT E UUU I HATE UUU!!!!!!!)

and i just dont like the emotion in general

;), :), , :)), ;)), :-) : u like kids (0/10)

:(, :you vent to ur friend(s) 24/7 about how everything is all ur fault ( u just want attention)

^_^, ^w^,>_< : u miss the 2000s and u like to argue with people when people dont like ur opinion oh and u tell ppl to ktm every 24/7 because u cant come up with something logical when they disagree with u when they're in the right (3/10)

:3, probably has a cat pfp, a femboy, degenerate, or D all of the above. (4/10)

O_O, O_o, 0_0 : u used to roleplay a lot when u were younger (7/10)

:0, ._., :P : im genuinelly surprise u still exist (6/10)

:>, u were a gacha kid who'd always talk about their cookies (0/10)

XP, >:3 , XD, : u also miss the 2000s but ur not as bad tbh(7/10)

:O), you dont even deserve a rating fr.

my favorite emoticon is the uh the uh uhhhh hmm.. 🤑

#digital art #digital drawing #small artist #poob regretevator #regretevator fanart #phighting!#roblox art #regretevator #pokémon #pokemon #gardevoir #emo gardevior

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iamarealkat · 2 months

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SECOND COURSE - KITCHEN

(or at least the main parts i recognized)

mads mikkelsen and lydia hearst for "euroman", april 2010 by kenneth willardt.

1. GE Monogram 36" Rangetop

First up, the rangetop. Unlike a cooktop, which sets into a pre-cut space in a counter or island, a rangetop overflows the sides and extends beyond the boundaries of the counter with front-facing knobs. This unit in particular is the GE Monogram 36" Rangetop (ZGU366NPSS), with an MSRP of $3400, reversible grates, and six 18,000 BTU power boil burners.

2. 30" GE Monogram Tri-Zone Counter Depth Integrated Refrigerator

Next, a dual installation of 30" GE Monogram Tri-Zone Counter-Depth Integrated Refrigerators (ZIC30GNHIl, shown with optional custom panels for seamless appearance). With an MSRP of $6999 each, these units are made more shallow, known in the industry as counter-depth, to integrate properly with standard cabinetry. Featuring fridge, freezer, and convertible middle-drawer climate zones, this unit has a capacity of 14.09 cu. ft. overall, per unit. It has two separate sealed systems for constant temperature control, and uses the first HFC-Free refrigerant, which has a lower global-warming impact.

3. 30" GE Monogram European Convection Double Wall Oven

A 30" GE Monogram European Convection Double Wall Oven (ZET2SHSS). An MSRP of $5300, with two 5.0 cu. ft. capacity oven cavities. With easy-to-clean all-glass interior door panels, both self-clean and steam-clean options, ten-pass baking elements, and two True European Convection ovens, these units boast convection bake and roast features with closed-door broiling as to not overheat a kitchen, and a built-in temperature probe for perfectly cooked roasts. It also offers a proof mode to assist dough-rising for avid bakers, convection conversion as to not overcook standard recipes, can be monitored remotely with use of a smart phone and GE's WiFi Connect app, and is programmable in both Celsius and Fahrenheit.

4. GE Monogram 240v Built In Oven with Advantium Speedcook Technology

Behold, the GE Monogram 240v Built In Oven with Advantium Speedcook Technology (ZSC2201JSS).

This bad chicken has an MSRP of $3200 and has settings for Speedcook, microwave, convection, and warming. What the hell is Speedcook? It's a combination of microwaves and convection, delivering results up to eight times faster than conventional cooking, and without the need for pre-heating. This thing can reheat, microwave, toast, brown, bake, and gently warm to your heart's content, and has the ability to remember custom recipes.

5. 30" GE Monogram Warming Drawer

Next up, the 30" GE Monogram Warming Drawer (ZW9000SJSS). With an MSRP of $1600, this drawer has a 1.9 cu. ft. capacity, and has variable temperature settings of anything from 75*F to 230*F, and humidity controls from crisp to moist. Gross. It also has a half-rack so you can store more on the inside, and has ball-bearing glides so it pulls out and closes smoothly while making that soothing whoosh noise.

6. 24" GE Monogram Undercabinet Wine Reserve

We also have the 24" GE Monogram Undercabinet Wine Reserve (ZDWR240HBS). With a cool MSRP of $2000, undercabinet wine refrigerators are notoriously tricky because of their front-facing venting needs. If you suffocate refrigerators, even small ones, (like humans) they die.

This fridge features cooling settings suitable to red or white wines, full-extension sliding racks with both horizontal and vertical storage, and has a capacity of 5.5 cu. ft, or 57 bottles.

Hannibal also, apparently, does not believe in dishwashers-panel-ready, drawer-style or otherwise.

What he does believe in? Is coffee, apparently:

7. Royal Paris Vacuum Balancing Coffee Siphon by Royal Coffee Maker

This, dear Fannibals, is a Royal Paris Vacuum Balancing Coffee Siphon, specifically noted by Bryan Fuller to be crafted by Royal Coffee Maker.

Handmade by artisans with affordable materials such as genuine Baccarat Crystal, malachite, copper, obsidian, azurite, and plating of silver and 24k gold, these start at the low, low price of approximately $15,500.

Hannibal's model is the Royal Classic finished in silver, on a Piano Black base. It is, perhaps surprisingly or unsurprisingly, the most tasteful and least ostentatious of all available models.

This brings the approximate total of all Hannibal's kitchen appliances, plus or minus a few of the minor ones, to $45,000.

8. Additionally in his stolen borrowed home in Florence: La Cornue 43" CornuFé Range

In 1908, in the heart of Paris, Albert Dupuy ignited the flame of elite cuisine. It was there that Dupuy premiered the world's first convection oven. At the time, most ovens were mere flat-topped cavities that held racks suspended over a fire. The majority of people simply considered cooking to be heating food to eat. But Dupuy pondered: "What does it really mean to cook?" He developed his oven with a vaulted ceiling to usher heat around the food, rather than trapping it to burn beneath. To enable optimum precision, the oven drew upon the city gas lines that were winding their way to homes and street lamps throughout the City of Light. Dupuy christened the oven La Cornue after the French term cornue - the system for refining the gas that warmed the new creation.

Each range is made by hand and the labor is intensive. Each worker is a specialist, understanding the greater goal.

However they are not just craftsmen, but companions to each range along its journey from inception to crated final product. They are experts in steel, copper and brass, inspired by great design, working as a team to create an inspired tradition.

True excellence can only be achieved when every step in the process is in pursuit of perfection.

For over 100 years, La Cornue has continued to build upon Albert's initial convection innovation and they've expanded the designs and introduced new styles. As a result, the name La Cornue is supposed to represent a renowned spirit.

Hannibal's version runs about $10,000.

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nimblermortal · 11 months

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Nimblermortal's Covid Survival Tips 2023

because what's the point of having this if I can't make it easier for the next person?

First symptom for me was a mild sore throat. This started around noon; the next morning I woke up with no symptoms but feeling terrible, which I interpret as the medical "sense of impending doom" that is a real symptom.

Charmin toilet paper. This stuff is softer than Kleenex. Get you a whole roll and a shopping bag. Don't have a runny nose for a symptom? Don't care, it'll come.

Blankets you can kick on and off. I spent two days "cycling" - chills, fever, then lucidity. You need to be able to both vent and huddle.

If you are scientifically inclined: Keep a thermometer nearby. I regret not taking my temperature during the cycles, I'm really curious about whether I was running hotter or colder during the hot stages. That said, you will definitely not have enough energy to take your temperature during these stages.

Some sort of infinite podcast. It doesn't matter what it is. Honestly I recommend Critical Role even if you don't like D&D live plays. You do not care what is going on here, the point is white noise that you don't have to change. Make sure the device is plugged in. I could only nap while there was white noise happening - and when I say 'nap' I mean 'I don't know if I slept or not, just that I was face-down and some time passed'.

Advil. This will lower the fever. If you can, wait until the second day - the fever helps burn out the disease, but this only applies to the first 24 hours. But don't let the fever get too high. I ran a steady 101 F/38.3 C for two days, which is fine. You can take one every 4 hours up to 6 times a day. For me the best effects only lasted 2 hours and I was ready by the fourth (but also a stubborn pig who tried to hold out; there's no advantage to this after the first 24 hours).

Small dishes. People kept trying to feed me and I couldn't finish anything. Small dishes, plain foods, let yourself have the ability to win at meals. (Note: this may not apply to you, but I'm the sort of person who used to be sent to elementary school with a single small potato because the cafeteria was too noisy for me to eat but I needed to win at lunch.) If you're preparing just-in-case, you could put some in the freezer

Immune boosters. My aunt swears by Sambucol, which is elderberry and vitamin C and zinc. Zinc matters more if you are male. My take on the Sambucol advantage is elderberry taste good.

Non-caffeinated tea. Something that goes down the throat easy. I had a sore throat to start with, then after the cycling I've got a progressively increasing cough; warm beverage nice. (I also craved a masala tea in the middle of the cycling, so caffeine might be nice, but you probably want to let yourself sleep.)

Vicks vaporub. Apply directly to the forehead liberally once the coughing starts. The package says you can do this 3 times a day.

Don't worry about cough medicines unless you have one you trust implicitly. Mum says they're not very effective, so you want that sweet, sweet placebo effect.

Someone to watch over you. Partly to make sure you don't get it worse than I had. Mostly because when I'm weak and sick I get clingylonely and I need someone to assure me I am loved. I had the same problem with the vaccines - shivering under the blankets calling weakly for Hyacinth because I was alone and Sad. Honestly the covid has been less intense but longer.

Recovery time. Covid heals a lot slower than comparable sicknesses. Whatever you think your return-to-work day might be, add at least two days to it. (I thought I was getting away with something last Wednesday, tried to work Thursday, and survived for one hour.)

More recovery time. This thing heals very slowly. I haven't had symptoms in a week - aside from having to plan for being able to do single-digit numbers of tasks in a day. And 'digesting a meal' is a separate energy task from 'eating a meal' is a separate energy task from 'preparing a meal' is a separate... (No really, I had to plan energy expenditure for digestion.) At a week out, I am still having to make room for daily hour-long naps and activities interspersed with lying down - though at least now I can embroider with a TV show during these periods. Give yourself lots of time, even when it feels stupid.

#Nimblermortals Senf #coronavirus #I actually drafted this last week and then stuck it in Drafts for a while #but now there's this other thing circulating so...

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snowyaika · 4 months

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to start off strong, and to give me more motivation to write, i’m opening my asks for requests!!! please feel free to request certain characters or prompts, whatever you’d like!!

here’s a list of some dialogue i’m up for putting into my work!! but you can always request more than whats put here!!!🫀

[angst]

1: “i wish you never had trusted me.”

2: “i guess this is a lesson in not trusting people, right?”

3: “none of it was real, but i wish it was.”

4: “from the day we met, i knew i’d hurt you eventually.”

5: “i told you not to get too close to me.”

6: “i never loved you.”

7: “what was going through your head when i told you i loved you?”

8: “say you never loved me, say it.”

9: “what are you going to do, shoot me? do it.”

10: “don’t make me kill you.”

[hurt/comfort]

11: “you are what’s important right now.”

12: “i don’t have anyone anymore.” “ you have me.”

13: “it’s okay, you know. if you need to vent.”

14: “please don’t go.”

15: “why didn’t you tell me the nightmares were back? you know i never minded helping with them.”

16: “you know my door is always open to you.”

17: “you shouldn’t smoke, you know.”

18: “you shouldn’t be out here by yourself.”

19: “you’re not as bad as everyone says you are.”

20: “i just thought you’d like some company.”

[fluff/humor]

21: “are you jealous? want me all to yourself, do you?”

22: “i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile.”

23: “i knew you had a heart.”

24: “would it be too cliche if we matched armor?”

25: “quit smiling at me, you’re making me mess up.”

26: “i’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but i just can’t get my head that far up my ass.”

27: “i don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”

28: “i turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.”

29: “don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”

30: “i just lied to a guard, am i badass or what?”

aanddd there we go!! as of right now i’m open to all characters, but i cannot promise they will all be romantic! if i don’t feel confident enough writing for them, i’ll just make it platonic!

also i see other writers do this, where people have their own anons! if you’d like to be one, do your thing!

ask away! 🫀

#rvb blue team #rvb red team #rvb x reader #red vs blue #rvb locus #rvb felix #rvb wash #x reader #writing prompt #prompt list #dialogue prompt

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sweet-heart-jack · 2 months

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Jake peralta x reader requests? Girl I have SO MANY ideas for this, like I daydream about that man basically 24/7 (it’s a problem 😅) anyways if it’s cool with you I’ll just list out a few thoughts and if anything gives you inspiration to write then please do! If not then no worries just lemme vent out all my silly romantic frustrations 😅 sorry this is long and btw anytime I say reader this goes for plus size reader or however you wanna write the reader, I’m a plus size girl myself but I don’t mind it’s up to you!

1, Jake & reader have a series of bets (sorry Amy, I’m taking your man & his games!) like reader bets Jake can’t go a week without sugar/coffee, Jake bets reader she can’t take something out of holts office without him noticing etc ect.

2, elevator make outs!! (This could build on the bets like in relationship Jake & reader have bets on how long they can kiss in the elevator without getting caught, or they have a no kissing rule at work that one of them breaks in the elevator!)

3, reader is a barista in a little cafe/bakery place and Jake comes in, she thinks he’s cute so she gives him a free pastry and flirting happens! This occurs over several weeks until reader gets in trouble with her boss and Jake overhears then offers to take reader on an actual dinner date to pay back all his freebie’s (and because he likes her obviously 😂)

4, reader teaches Jake how to cook, lots of mess & failed attempts happen but also it’s flirty & fun! Kitchen kisses 😘 (I am yearning!!)

5, reader is a prosecutor working a case with Jake, as they go over evidence they develop a mutual respect & attraction that ends up flirty & either Jake kisses reader for luck before she goes to court or after winning the case reader kisses Jake to celebrate!

6, reader is coming over to Jakes appartement for the first time and the squad makes him paranoid about her hating his messy place so he tries desperately to tidy up but struggles & gets stressed but when reader comes over early and sees him spiralling she settles him down and says she’s not bothered by his mess, she knows him and loves him regardless! Maybe also offers to help sort out a few things with him (*cough cough* mail tub)

7, reader is harassed/bullied on the street (or in another precinct as a new detective) and Jake sees & goes hard defending her! (I love it when jakes gets angry and protective)

8, insecure reader and/or insecure Jake. Both have a hard day and don’t feel great about themselves but when the other sees them upset they immediately go to cheer them up, showering them in love & compliments and they end up cuddling 🥰 ik this is vague but just comforting vibes are needed!

9, Mafia Jake.. does anything! I’m obsessed with him in this era and there is barely anything about him 😭 reader could be his fbi contact who helps him with his new role, or in adjusting back to normal life after the case is done (also in getting over Amy, sorry again girl but how tf could you let this man go?!) OR reader is in the Ianucci (idk how to spell 😅) family but wants out/isn’t a criminal and so Jake helps her, or is assigned by the family to protect her, or she’s a rival and Jake has to intimidate her but they end up flirting! Sorry that one has so many alternatives but my god the world needs more of mafia Jake!!

So sorry this is super long & weird 😅 I have more but didn’t wanna be extra annoying 😂 again feel free to do whatever you want with these prompts! Hope you have fun writing and much love to you 😊❤️

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK. I think I'll work on one for right now but I'll also work on the others soon because all of these are so amazing

Also if you ever wanna talk about Jake I'm here I could always use a Jake/Brooklyn nine-nine friend

#Jake peralta #jake peralta x plus size reader #Brooklyn nine-nine #jake peralta fanfiction #andy samberg #q&a

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soulrph · 1 year

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my darlings, i’d be a very poor source of advice if i didn’t follow my own every once in a while! so with a heavy heart, i will be closing my inbox for the next few weeks while i focus on my own mental health and slowly getting to all the questions in the inbox. i’m going to offer a few quick words of advice here though, just to cover some bases!

1. having boundaries is not a bad thing. set them and do so freely. age limits, follower limits, blocking people who you’re not vibing with, just go for it. no hard feelings, no apologies. just set boundaries, make them known, and block anyone who crosses them.

2. you don’t want to be here 24/7. take breaks! take hiatuses! fight anyone who attempts to tell you that these things are wrong!

3. you are going to change. everyone does, and yet there are many who feel confused and hurt by these transformations. the thing is, we’re human beings. we will change, we will grow, we will adjust. you can’t force, control nor prevent these changes. all you can do is accept them, process how you’re feeling about them, and move forward.

4. if someone is sending you anon hate, you can actually block the IP address. the person sending stuff to you will no longer be able to send that stuff anonymously.

5. if you’re following someone and you’re sending anon hate to that someone, please seek therapeutic help. and stop following the people who inspire such intense feelings of hatred in yourself. do both. do both immediately.

6. you are not a bad person for blocking people. it’ll hurt for a bit, yeah, but you’re setting a boundary. there’s a saying. what’s for you, won’t pass you. it’s a nice saying. it makes the losses feel less confusing.

7. you are not a bad person for feeling upset or hurt or angry by stuff happening on the dash. stop thinking that you should only feel good things all the time. i’ve been on tumblr for just under eight years now, and let me tell you, it’s perfectly healthy to feel the negative things in life, too. i tried to be positive constantly, and it failed. i was a mess after it.

8. there is a difference between vaguing and venting. don’t vague about people. if someone on your dash is not on the same level as you, block them. okay? you’re helping nobody. you’re actually causing an insane amount of stress by doing it. just address the person directly, or block them.

#psa.#ooc.#not rp related #( okay ily all )#( be safe )#( be well )#( don't vague )#( brush ur teeth )#( gn!! )

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oftenwantedafton · 4 months

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Often Wanted Afton

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Fan Fiction Masterlist Part 2 (Part 1 here)

Welcome to my ever growing collection of FNAF William Afton and Reader themed stories featuring dark romance, older man/younger woman dynamics, angst, and, of course, smut. These are intended for 18+ viewers. All characters are age 18+. Please see ratings and warnings. Thank you for reading and enjoy!

A New Afton - Explicit

Stepfather Steve Raglan/William Afton x Stepdaughter Reader (FNAF movie verse)

CW - sexual content, daddy kink, praise kink, food kink, plushophilia, breeding kink, Springtrap suit sex

Tumblr Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

AO3 Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

Moody and Gray - Explicit

William Afton x Female Reader (FNAF game verse)

CW - sexual content

Tumblr Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

AO3 Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

The Perfect Girl - Explicit

Dave Miller/William Afton x Female Reader (FNAF book verse)

CW - sexual content, non/dub con, restraints, kidnapping, captivity, blood kink, voyeurism, violence

Tumblr Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

AO3 Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Triptych - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton Stepfather x Stepdaughter Reader x Mike Schmidt (FNAF movie verse)

CW - sexual content, bisexual characters, non/dub con, date rape drugs

Tumblr Chapter 1 | AO3 Chapter 1

Secret Smile - Explicit

College English Professor/Vampire Steve Raglan/William Afton x Female College Student Reader (FNAF movie verse AU)

CW - sexual content

Tumblr Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

AO3 Chapter 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

Revival - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton x Female Nurse Reader (FNAF movie verse)

Tumblr Chapter 1 | AO3 Chapter 1

Vent - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton/Springtrap x Female Reader (FNAF movie verse)

CW - childhood trauma/mental health issues/sexual content/blood and violence/blood kink

Previous Chapters 1-24 here

Tumblr Chapters 25-27 | 28-30 | 31-33 | 34-35

AO3 Chapter 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35

Night Shift - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton x Mike Schmidt x Mike’s GF Female Reader (FNAF movie verse)

CW - non con/dub con/sexual content/bisexual characters/blood and violence

Previous Chapters 1-8 here

Tumblr | Finale

AO3 | Finale

Quiver - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton x Goth Female Reader (FNAF movie verse)

CW - sexual content

One shot on Tumblr | AO3

Sticky Fingers - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton x Goth Female Reader (FNAF movie verse)

CW - sexual content

One shot on Tumblr | AO3

Indebted - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton x Female Reader (FNAF movie verse)

Tumblr Chapter 1 | AO3 Chapter 1

Maybe - Explicit

Steve Raglan/William Afton x Female Reader (FNAF movie verse)

CW - sexual content

One shot on Tumblr | AO3

#william afton x reader #william afton x you #steve raglan x reader #steve raglan x you #fnaf fanfic #fnaf movie #william afton #steve raglan #divider credits @saradika #aftschmidt

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vibratingskull · 4 months

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The last farewell

Part1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28

Tags : Angst/hurt/comfort, physical remission, hospital, reader is disabled

You spend your time in the hospital learning how to walk again when Thrawn visits you with an unexpected demand

FemaleReader x Thrawn

“Another step”, the meddroid proposes its voice echoing in the gymnase.

You hold down the parallel bar and take another step, unsure.

You're trembling, searching for your balance on those robotic legs. You're not used to them yet. They feel foreign to you despite connecting to your nervous system. Your muscles are shaking as you relearn how to walk.

You lost so much.

“Continue the rehabilitation, you are on the right track!” the droid speaks with what is surely supposed to be coded as excitement in the voice, but it just comes out weird.

You sit on your wheelchair and take out the legs, you still have an immense hill ahead of you.

You sigh. You're tired.

“Let's go to your room,” the droid informe stepping forward to push you.

“No. I'll do it myself,” you decide, waving at him to get out of your way.

You roll in the hallway, lost in your thoughts. You have so much work ahead of you, so much to reconquer… You're supposed to receive the visit of lower officers but you don't want their pity thrown in your face, you need peace.

You want peace.

You arrive at his room.

You don't get your hopes up, but you can't help it.

You pass the door… and sigh.

Vez is still in a coma.

You roll up to his bed.

“Hello friend. It is particularly sunny today, you would love to stroll in the garden and sketch some plants.“

He is unresponsive. It's not like a doctor told you he would wake up soon, but it still pains you to see.

If they have been cruel to you, they have been down right animalistic to Vez. His legs have been cut and he lost both of his lekkus. You're not totally aware of what it entails but you remember the lekkus hold some brain tissues. The docs say he will not have long term brain damages but you doubt he will see it that way. What they took was irreplaceable and you're afraid of his reaction.

For now he's sleeping peacefully as you were, unaware of his body's damages. Like you his brain puts him in a deep sleep to prevent him from damaging his psyche, docs say he will wake up when the brain will have finished processing what happened but he can still hear around him and feel some sensations. So you come here everyday to talk, to vent, to speak of everything and nothing, trying to put him at ease the best you can. You take his hands, caress his forehead, his cheek, you tell him tales of Ryloth and your own planet, anything you could think about. After the Chimaera left you both at a military hospital you observed these habits religiously. Thrawn wanted first to put Vez in a civil hospital but you refused and fought him on that until he surrendered. You wanted to be here when your friend woke up.

“I'm making progress with the legs, I thought they would be heavier but once they have been connected to your nervous system they are so light.“

Your hand reaches for the metallic apparatus they jabbed in your spine to control the legs and grazes it lightly.

“We don't stop medical progress,” you say almost to yourself.

You hear his bed neighbor cough, you tilt your head to see if they need help.

“By the way, yesterday your mom tried to see you. She can't because it's a military hospital but your family is worried about you. I could discuss a bit with her, you're so alike it is fascinating, you caress his cheek, you take his hand and squeeze it. Don't worry, I'll ask Thrawn to put pressure on the direction so she could see you.”

“A Grand Admiral influence is not supposed to be used as such,” a voice rises behind you.

You jump in your wheelchair before turning your head to Thrawn, hands clasped behind his back with an interrogative gaze.

“You scared me,” you chastise him. “How did you know I was here ?”

“I knew you would not be present at your own meeting with the officers, you were not in the gymnase, it was the only logical option.”

You nod. Of course. He comes to sit next to you and observe the body of Vez in silence.

“He did not wake up?” He asks with a soft voice.

“Not yet,” you shake your head. “The doctors aren't optimistic.“

He nods in silence.

”Why are you here ?” You inquire.

He turns towards you with a puzzled look.

“To give you what you asked me,” he responds like it was obvious.

You can see the bag he's transporting

“Yes of course, but what are you doing here, on Coruscant ?”

“I have a martial court about how I supposedly almost destroyed a city to retrieve you.”

You flush.

“Didn't you ?” You tease.

“Absolutely not, each parameter was studied to do the least damage possible, but it was impossible not to deal some damage to the buildings nearby. The arrest of a large slave abductors demanded some sacrifices.”

He sounds almost angry, but you know better. You hide your smile, it is pretty funny to see Thrawn flounder in politics, it has an innocent and moving side to it. Without thinking about it you take his hand and kiss it. He looks you in the eyes with an unreadable expression. You immediately regret it, maybe he doesn't like physical demonstration of affection in public…

“Let me escort you to your room,” he says.

He rises and goes to push your wheelchair, once again you refuse.

“No, no, no. I can do it. Let me do it.”

You head towards the room, side by side, he gently adjusts his pace to yours. You advance in silence in the corridors.

You really hope you didn't cross a line with him…

You enter, he goes straight to open the window while you maneuver to go to bed. He closes and locks the door and sits on the bed. You look at him with sorry spelled in your eyes. He grasps your hand and caresses it with his thumbs.

“ I heard you will soon be interrogated by the ISB agents.”

“In three days,” you sigh,” it promises to be hilarious.”

“It is for the good of the Empire.”

“Sure…”

You gulp, in reality you try as much as you can to not think about what happened or you feel yourself overflowed by hate, anger and sorrow.

It’s eating you alive, terrifying you. You may or may have not exaggerated certain symptoms to get a higher dosage of the drugs to get high and forget. You don’t brag about it to Thrawn, obviously.

“ The date of the trial have been chosen,” he continues

You dig your nails in the sheet.

“Okay…”

Thrawn already explained to you how Nather was surprised by the flash operation, how him and his goons fighted in each rooms, how much lives he took, how he almost made the entire structure collapse on itself with everyone under it when he realized he was trapped but was swiftly disarmed by a precise shot of one of the Stormtroopers. Now he remains silent, surrounded by his army of lawyers in the prisons of the Empire, he refuses to give any intel or names to the ISB agents, hiding behind his pride and his fan. As a prominent Governor he doesn't get the rough treatment, but they are not nice to him either, he holds on surprisingly well.

You’re not ecstatic at the idea of seeing him again, even in the perspective of his own trial. You’re happy justice will be served, but you don’t know how you’ll react in his present. Will you burst into tears or try to kill him on the spot? Maybe you will go into a deafening torpor and dissociate completely from your body. You don’t know… for now the simple idea of seeing him again makes you sick.

Thrawn puts your hand to his lips and kisses it delicately.

“I know it is painful and uncomfortable, but it must be done, he tries to comfort you, be strong.”

You gulp.

“ … Will you be with me?”

“ I have to give my own testimony, so yes. I will be at your side.”

You feel relieved to hear that, knowing that you won’t be alone in this trial alleviate the pain and ease the knot in your stomach.

Thrawn reaches for the bag, changing the difficult subject

“I brought you what you asked for.”

You take it to verify what it holds. You found your purse, the key to your apartment, some holos, your personal datapad… You thank him with a heartfelt smile. He nods with a serious face.

“There is also an important matter I wish to discuss with you,” he says with the most stern face.

“Okay ?”

You brace yourself, he looks a bit tense and that scares you. What could possibly put him in this state ? Are you both suspected in the affair? Did you do something wrong? Outside of getting yourself imprisoned like a damn rookie. Is he gonna criticize your tactical decisions on that day? Is he entangled in problems after helping you out? Did they criticize him for engaging in armed conflicts while on supposed vacation. Come to think of it, he surely didn't take any vacations and planned this from the beginning.

You look at him ready for any slap across the face, but he manages to surprise you.

“(Y/n), would you live with me?”

The air is punched out of your lungs and you can't think straight during three seconds

“ Would I… What ?”

By reflex you retract your hand from his and pull the sheet over yourself.

“Would you live with me?”

“Yes, I heard the first-I mean… Urgh... Why ?”

He holds his chin like he is gathering arguments.

“I do not think you will be able to keep the apartment Governor Satlove is paying for you.”

You tried to push that thought away so many times, but he's right, unfortunately.

“And I am already living in the apartment you rent me, I think we should try.”

Well, you didn’t see him as that keen but it looks like you were wrong. And you can’t help a snarky remark.

“ Isn’t it just an adroit ploy to stop paying me your rent?” You grin.

“ No, I am serious, I think we can both benefit from that idea.”

“ I know. It’s a joke. I was joking.”

He looks like he’s computing the info.

You munch on your lower lip, feeling like a little girl. You giggle, squirming on the bed like a child.

You never lived with one of your… partners?

“It seemed to me like a good solution, but I understand you would not appreciate the idea,” he tempers.

“No, no, no! It’s a good idea! It’s just… It’s so sudden.”

“ I figured that is what people like us tend to do.”

“ And what “people like us” are?” You ask.

He seems to think about it.

“Ch'an'ecivon'ot.”

“I have no idea what that means.” You smile wryly

“In basic you would say…” He caresses your hand with the tip of his fingers “Soulmates.”

You freeze again, processing the info.

“That is what we are then?” you ask breathlessly. “Isn’t it a tad dramatic?”

“You think?” He smiles lightly “I thought about us and I liked how that sounded.”

He seems to notice your reluctance.

“I shocked you.”

“No? No, no,no” You try and temper “It’s just that you're coming out really strong and serious and…”

“Yes, I am serious. I am serious about our relationship. Are you not?”

“I… Didn’t have time to properly think about it.” You admit.

He gauges you up and down.

“Do you love me?” he asks bluntly.

You're so taken aback, being cornered like that. Your mouth and throat are dry, you open your lips to speak but nothing comes out.

You love him.

You do, oh yes you do.

But you never worded it, and even less spoke it out loud.

He seems to relax and smile sadly at your discomfited expression.

“Pardon me. It is wrong of me to ask you without telling you first. I should not have put you in a corner like that.” He gently holds your face and kiss your forehead, “Do not fret, cha’cah.”

You slowly relax under his touch.

“Alright, I must go now. I wish you a rapid recovery… “

He seems to hesitate.

“And come back to me quickly,” he said it so low you almost didn’t hear it.

But you did hear it.

He kisses your forehead and leaves the room.

You look in your purse if he didn’t put your comlink in, but find something else. With a raised eyebrow you take out the envelope simply signed with “Eli”. You completely forgot about that. You never took the time to read the last letter your friend left for you. You open it carefully, taking ou the folded sheet of paper.

“ (Y/n), I hope this letter finds you better than when I left. I must leave to help Thrawn, but I trust we will see each other again, if you stay by his side it is bound to happen, I am sure. Do not leave his side, it is the most secure place in all the galaxy, and I have reason to think you are not safe. I had the occasion to speak with Governor Satlove alone, and this man sent shivers down my spine, I see nothing behind his eyes but a black void. I do not trust this man (Y/n) and so should you, something is not right with him. He made some inappropriate advances and tried to convert me to his church without my interest. I pushed him back but he insisted. There is something about him downright animalistic and uncivilized despite the dignity he drapes himself in. I had the occasion to speak about it with Thrawn and he agreed with me. Do not refuse the help of a friend, and accept my warning. I picked upon your disdain towards me recently, and even though I don’t know why I want you safe. If I ever did something to anger you, know that I am truly sorry. I wish I could tell you face to face, but I have to go.

Farewell my friend, I hope to see you under better auspices.

Eli.”

This time tears roll down freely, your body is shaken by sobs, your hands holding the letter tremble erratically.

“Eli… Oh Eli…” You cry.

How could you? How could you doubt him? Your own friend. But maybe you don’t deserve to call him friend after how you treated him. You hold the letter against your heart. He never deceived you, it’s all Nather’s fault, isolating you more and more, until you had no friend remaining. But he couldn’t get rid of Thrawn and Eli completely. And he won’t be able anymore…

“Hey, girl! How are you feeling?”

You raise your head in surprise, an overjoyed Karyn is here but her expression changes immediately when she sees you crying. She immediately sits on the bed and takes your hand.

“What’s happening (Y/n)?”

“Eli… Eli…“ You can’t formulate a proper sentence.

She takes you in her arms and cradles you.

”We will find him. I promise,” she assures.

She doesn't know the truth, and it is not your place to reveal it. So you just hug her back, squeezing her in your arm, appreciating the warmth of a friend.

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