#what’s my obsession with roombas with knives? I don’t know but they’re fun!!

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Reasons why Niffty might be so small:

(Related: list of why she has one eye.)

1. To represent the fact that her whole life she felt looked down on by people living in the world as a mixed-race woman in the 50s

2. So she can crawl through the vents easily.

3. Budget cuts. All the money for height was used on Angel, Sir Pentious and Valentino. So there was very little left for Niffty.

4. She was one of Santa’s elves until she fled to become a dentist.

5. Why aren’t YOU that short? God, some people!

6. Everyone else is abnormally tall.

7. To stab people’s ankles when they least expect it.

8. So she can be closer to the floor and closer to the bugs.

9. So she can fit in the oven to take naps.

10. It’s a good size to sneak up behind someone while they’re talking and stab them :)

11. Angel stole it from her.

12. She’s half Egg Boi.

13. With deals with Alastor when you trade away your soul you also trade away part of your height. This happened to Husk too to a lesser extent and is why Alastor can grow to be so tall.

14. She’s a bug puppeting a doll of a demon. This was the biggest size they had.

15. She was actually really tall in life and this is her eternal punishment.

16. Unlike the other characters she never got out through a taffy puller.

17. She’d be too powerful if she was any larger.

18. You need to sleep to grow. Niffty never does.

19. She’s Alastor’s ventriquist dummy

20. So her eye to body size ration is REALLY out of wack

21. She lost the bottom half of her body in the Great Pirate War

22. To consolidate her power. Short people contain energy in a smaller amount of space, making it more pressurized, the more pressure the more powerful.

23. The ears Alastor has actually used to be her feet, but she didn’t want them so she gave them away.

24. Rosie and Alastor got hungry once

25. Every kill she has takes a mm from her height (you don’t want to know how tall she was originally.)

26. So she can be closer in size to her greatest love, a roomba with knives.

27. She knife monopolied too hard once. Got in debt, you can fill in the blanks.

28. So her enemies underestimate her

29. So she can hide under your bed and you will NEVER know :)

#writing this as someone shorter than most people was fun :) #what’s my obsession with roombas with knives? I don’t know but they’re fun!! #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #stupid hazbin hotel lists #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel crack #alastor hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel

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ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes

Look, I'm sleep deprived, and this happened. Enjoy.

April: What do you guys do when you're stressed? Mikey: Try and calm myself down! Raph: Sleep. Leo: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out. Donnie: I don't.

Donnie: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do. Raph: I’m gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. Leo: I'm with you there… April: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Mikey: Three types of people.

Mikey: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. Leo: Why’d you get banned? Mikey: Touched the rat. Leo: … What rat? Mikey: Chunky Cheese.

Donnie: That's not funny. Cassandra: I thought it was funny. Donnie: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Leo: Yesterday, I watched Cassandra try to eat a decorative rock from April's potted plant. Raph caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Cassandra started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

Raph: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. Leo: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! Raph: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

Mikey: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Cassandra: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Casey: Um, make lemonade? Cassandra: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

April: Baby vibes… hold gentle… like hamburger. Leo: Punt like football.

Cassandra, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Leo: Stressed. Cassandra: Depressed. Raph: Possessed. Mikey: Obsessed. April: Impressed. Casey: Chicken breast. Everyone: …What? Casey: I just wanted to join in.

Donnie: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Mikey: The cow?? Donnie: What? Raph: Mikey, W H Y?

Donnie: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness. Leo: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

Donnie: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went… OK. Leo: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Donnie: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Casey: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Mikey: Looks like someone's a HO. Leo: NaBrO. Cassandra: I'm done with all of you!

Cassandra: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Mikey: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Donnie: Three of us saw it, Mikey. How do you explain that? Mikey: *points at Casey* Sleep deprivation. *points at Leo* Paranoia. *points at Raph* Delusional personality disorder.

#rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt incorrect quotes #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt leo #rottmnt casey jr #rottmnt cassandra jones #rottmnt april #rottmnt donnie #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #incorrect quotes

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AK Gift Guide: Home & Kitchen Favorites

Nov 21

31 of our home & kitchen favorites that are perfect for anyone on your list! Treat friends and family members to a kitchen gadget they’ve always wanted, the perfect serveware for entertaining, or a new way to keep their space clean & organized. 

I’m back with a truly Ambitious Kitchen gift guide for you guys: all of our go-to home & kitchen favorites! As you can imagine this guide was the easiest (and one of the most fun) for me to put together. I included my absolute favorite items that I stock in my kitchen, plus a few bonuses that are on my wish-list this year.

You’ll find everything from kitchen gadgets for your dad who’s been dying to try out an air fryer, to a cute recipe book for your grandma to share her family favorites with you. I’ve got my eye on that new Keurig for Tony and I (bye, Starbucks) and can’t wait to try the recipes in the cookbook I picked out for you guys.

You know what to do, browse these amazing home & kitchen items and pick out all of your favs! Leave a comment with any of your go-to’s — I’d love to hear what you use in your own home.

Enjoy, xo!

1. Air Fryer: skip the mess of stovetop frying and air fry all of your favorite foods. This method requires no oil for delicious, crispy homemade fries and your favorite meats. $99

2. Beautiful Glass Storage Jars: gorgeous glass storage jars to stock up anyone’s kitchen. Perfect for cooks and bakers who are storing flours and dry ingredients. $13-18

3. Marble Topped Cheese Board and Knives: how cute is this knife & cheese board set? The perfect gift for your friend who loves to entertain. $49

4. OXO Avocado Slicer: equally as cute as it is handy in the kitchen. Pair it with my go-to method for safely cutting an avocado! $9

5. Nonstick Square Griddle: a go-to griddle for all of their pancakes & sandwich needs. Nonstick for easy flipping and cleaning! $57

6. Utensil and Tablet Holder: moms and dads will love this handmade holder that can hold up their tablet and store all of their utensils. They can prop a recipe up to keep it clean while they cook! $60 

7. Vitamix: in love with my Vitamix and your mom, dad, siblings, and everyone in-between will be, too. It blends all of your favorite fruits and veggies so smoothly for delicious soups and smoothies fast. $289

8. Double Waffle Iron: no kitchen is complete with a good waffle iron (because fluffy pumpkin waffles, of course!) Snag this one for someone who’s always wanted one. $72

9. Electric Wine Opener: the easiest way to entertain? A chic, cordless electric wine opener. MUST have. $19

10. Anthropologie Floral Oven Mitt: every home cook or baker should rock a cute oven mitts. Love the pretty pastels in this one! $14

11. Food Processor: make your fav no bake treats, homemade nut butters, and so much more in a quality food processor. One of my go-to kitchen gadgets! $99

12. Hello, Beautiful Doormat: a little message on this fun doormat to warm anyone’s home and make guests feel welcome! $45

13. Branch Basics Natural Home Cleaners: I’ve been using this all natural cleaning set for a couple of months and I’m obsessed. The starter kit comes with a concentrate and spray bottles that you can mix up yourself, plus a laundry bottle for all of your clothes. $59 Use the code ‘AK15’ to get a starter kit for 15% off now through 12/17!

14. Meat Thermometer: a kitchen essential, especially during the holidays. Whether you’re making a big turkey or just meal prepping some meats for the week, this small thermometer is super helpful. $17

15. 10-Piece Copper Cookware Set: this copper cookware set is absolutely stunning and a great investment set to stock your kitchen. The copper heats & cools quickly for easy handling – I use these every day!  $499

16. Sonder Cutting Board: I got this chic cutting board a few months ago and use it for everything from regular chopping to arranging beautiful cheese boards. Any guy or girl will love the look and feel of this board. $59

17. Instant Pot: give the gift of easy meal prep with an Instant Pot! Whoever you give this to is going to be obsessed (and will hopefully invite you over to use it). $89

18. Skinnytaste One and Done Cookbook: my girl Gina came out with an incredible cookbook filled with recipes to make in your instant pot, slow cooker, air fryer, sheet pan, and skillet. The home cook in your life will love this book. $19

19. Old Havana Set of 4 Dinner Plates: in love with these gorgeous dinner plates. They come in 4 great colors and are the perfect accent pieces for anyone’s table. $72

20. Wustof Classic 7-Piece Knife Set: this classic knife set makes a wonderful gift that will last for years. Good knives are a game-changer in the kitchen, and whoever receives this set will become a kitchen master! $349

21. Le Creuset Skillet: a good quality skillet is essential for anyone’s kitchen. I make all of my one pan meals in here and it’s great for popping in the oven, too. $169

22. Stasher Bags: I use these reusable bags to store anything and everything. They’re an eco-friendly alternative to plastic bags and are great for traveling. $11

23. Polka Dot Cat Spoon Rest: okay this is just the cutest spoon rest I’ve ever seen. The best gift for cat lovers. $14

24. Ice Cream Maker: love love using this ice cream maker for yummy treats like this wild blueberry lavender ice cream. Such a great gift for newlyweds or friends with kids. $59

25. Life is What You Bake It Towel: an absolute must for the bakers in your life. The cutest kitchen companion. $24

26. Stovetop Popcorn Machine: know anyone who LOVES popcorn but keeps buying the microwave bags? This easy, fun stovetop machine is for them. $29

27. Roomba: with all of the cooking I’m doing during the week I don’t know where I’d be without my Roomba. The absolute perfect gift for new home owners (or your son’s new apartment). $249

28. Recipe Journal: love this little journal for storing all of your favorite recipes. They’re sectioned into meal types so that you can easily find everything. $28

29. Keurig K-Cup Coffee, Latte and Cappuccino Maker: who needs Starbucks when you can make coffee, lattes and cappuccinos all with one machine? This gift is perfect for the coffee snobs in your life (we all know them). $199

30. Insprialized Spiralizer: my go-to for sweet potato & zucchini noodles all season long. Grab one for your siblings or friends and then share this recipe with them! $29

31. Pie Dish: I got this beautiful pie dish for Friendsgiving and I can’t wait to use it for all of the holidays. Your mama or sister can serve everything from pies to mashed potatoes in this dish. $48

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Source: https://www.ambitiouskitchen.com/home-kitchen-favorites/