#troll religion

[sohannabarberaesque]

The which happens to be esepcially true down among Trollkindom; after all, Troll worship of Nature could be considered animist.

#hanna barbera #meme headcannon #picture headcannon #trollkins #troll aesthetic #trolls and nature #troll religion #nature worship #animism #animist #hannabarberaforever

[velichorus-k]

Click for better quality <3

Based on The Light of the World by William Holman Hunt; Absolutely adore all the designs of the brotherhood AU by @0ketlyn-s @tea0w0stache and @elijah-doodle :)

#Jesus trolls art was not on my 2024 bingo. I had way too much fun with this #also I was drawing this (secretly?) while my friends were having a long personal conversation about religion. Dramatic irony #trolls #trolls brotherhood au #brotherhood au #john dory #branch trolls #trolls fanart #art #had to guess at branch's design at this age. Basically just made him smaller lol #y'ever fully render a piece and only THEN notice your anatomy mistakes. Yeah that's why the flat and rendered are a spot the difference gam #(/j) #man these tags got rambly

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

If you can't beat em, join em.

#religion #trolling #vader is lord #dark side #christianity #star wars #LOL #funny #order 66 #religion is a mental illness

[latent-thoughts]

You write porn and you call yourself a devout Hindu? Hypocrisy is ultimate

Where do you think the Kama Sutra, Geeta Govinda, Ratirahasya, etc. come from, my good bitch?

Who's got the temples with erotica that will make you clutch your pearls, my good bitch?

I'm a Hindu and I literally worship the act of sexual union between my God and Goddess. Do not come at me with your small minded, puritanical, half-baked attitudes about sex and my religion. You're just showcasing your stupidity and lack of knowledge.

Besides, I'll write whatever the fuck I want.

Be gone.

#troll anons #hinduism #desiblr #sanatandharma #sexuality #sex and religion

[reliquiaen]

Okay, a few years back I made this graphic to explain the Great Cycle. Now that I've mulled over DD2 for a few days, I'm updating it. Some of the same assumptions as before remain: The Dragonforged fought the dragon, his weapon broke, he tried punching it (lmao), but he did survive without killing the dragon, possibly there was a second Bargain offered in the face of his determination. So you don't have to kill your dragon to survive it. Also still assuming that different classes become different types of drakes because I just like that detail, even though we see nothing to confirm it in DD2 (except maybe for the wyrms in the post-game, I hope that's what those are, just a bit redesigned).

But this time, I'm making some NEW assumptions: A Great Dragon can be manifested directly by the Seneschal's will (I'm guessing this is why our DD2 dragon doesn't have a name, I suspect this dragon was created after Rothais defeated his - he didn't become a dragon OR Seneschal so it had to come from somewhere). The challenge a Seneschal poses to the Arisen can be anything; Savan gave us the opening of the Everfall and unleashed a ton of powerful monsters upon the world; but Pathfinder gave us what the world would look like without a Seneschal to oversee things. My assumption is that the Colossal Dragon that appears out of that final red pillar of light IS the Pathfinder (possibly using his will to force order back upon the world) and when we kill it, our Arisen becomes Seneschal (because Pathfinder says he won't be there to see the new world that's forming). So the challenge can be anything, not just the Everfall. I'm curious what happens to our pawn after that fight, though. And it's a much better Seneschal fight than the one against Savan, sorry Savan.

I'm also assuming that (given we see the Pathfinder rewind time and rewrite the world) the Seneschal can simply will the world into a state of being that suits them. This includes wiping memories of events. Though I like to imagine that our Arisen-turned-Seneschal didn't wipe memories of themselves or of the apocalypse-world. There was an entire plotline going through this game with Rothais and Phaesus where mortals are trying to get rid of the Seneschal and so it makes sense that they need to remember what would happen without the Seneschal's presence.

Anyway, thanks. I'll probably have more thoughts later, but this is the part that gets me most. I like to know how things work so I wanted to sort the Cycle out.

#dragon's dogma #dragon's dogma 2 #dragons dogma #reliviews #the great cycle #personal #i wonder where a ng+ will put me #i really am excited to play ng+ #but i need a break to rotisserie chicken what i've got so far #i'll come back to it with a fresh pov after a few weeks i think #there are of course still things i wanna know #what's the deal with the dragonsplague #it's not just a mechanic they added to troll us #but what is its significance #what happens to our pawn after we defeat the colossal dragon #they flat out state we infused them with will of their own #so do they become human after that #or does the plague kill them #and there are always timeline questions #what happens to lamond and this new dragonforged #how long ago were they arisen #what about rothais #he's not even really alive anymore but does he finally get to die #is the brinepocalypse something that HAS to happen periodically #to like clean slate the world #to remind people of the importance of the seneschal and maintain peace for a time afterwards #what happened to religion #there was a maker and faith-church in the first game #where's that now have people just forgotten to worship the seneschal #anyway

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

Nobody:

That one guy from the awful fever dream that was the movie God's Not Dead:

I hate those films so much, one was already too many but there's four of them? I can't believe I used to actually like the first one, I would rather be strapped to a chair and forced to watch The Last Airbender for 24 hours straight in a pair of jeans that someone is constantly throwing water onto every hour to ensure they never dry than watch any of the God's Not Dead movies.

#ex christian #athiest #god's not dead movies #meme #singing killed my grandma #christian movies #branch trolls #this movie was so bad #religious movies #religion #the movies were made by pureflix which is just christian netflix

[bonefall]

test to see if i'm anon-blocked 👍 (so sorry if this is annoying,, i'm the anon who sent my opinion on skystar that one time [shitty person, good villain, if they wanted to give him a redemption arc they should've done it properly] and i'm worried i articulated it badly and got blocked lmao)

LMAO no don't worry you're fine. You have to be REALLY annoying to get anon-blocked. I think I deleted that ask a while back tho since it wasn't relevant.

To be fair tho I think that a Skystar redemption arc is like, inherently a bad idea because he's such a good villain, if that makes sense. He's a hooooorrible person and that's what makes him so good at causing conflict.

Power doesn't corrupt; Power reveals. When someone gets power, you see what they always wanted to do with it. What Skystar wanted to do was control the people below him. His mates, his subordinates, even his family. He's too fragile to handle disrespect and his behavior is rooted in deep insecurity, which he justifies as "concern for everyone's safety and well-being"

But he's obviously full of shit. He's not concerned for anything besides himself-- he wasn't concerned for the well-being of Jagged Peak, or Fox or his brother who was being mauled by him under Sky's orders, or his son, or Frost, or Jackdaw's Cry, or Rainswept Flower...

And it's why the narrative wets itself with the "redemption arc" where Clear Sky continues to be the same goddamn person he always was. StarClan saying, "Clear Sky was bad because he was scared of death :( But don't worry we exist so you don't need to be afraid anymore :) Atheism was why he was evil :)" was laughable.

There is no reason Clear Sky would ever want to change, unless he lost all power and was materially not going to benefit from being the person he was anymore.

#And also for the record I like never publish anything I'd block over #I block and move on #I have had to block quite a few people tho #I subscribe very heavily to the philosophy ''Don't feed the trolls'' #Re: Im old and from an older period in internet history lmao #warrior cats analysis #Again it's actually like... it awakens a Deep One inside of me that DOTC really opens up Sky's redemption arc with #'actually atheism is why he was bad. now that he has religion he wont be so scared anymore' #someone really wrote that

[starzwithapen]

Knowing in your HEART one of your ocs would be a classical troll but not wanting to draw . A classical troll is a different type of pain

#NAREENA WHY AREYOU SO LAME . BLOWS HER UP W MY MIND #its so funny drawing my ocs as trolls actually becayse like . trolls dont have religions as far as im aware . so nareenas just Like That #for no particular reason #cass would be a country troll 1000000% #masha ... hmm #tbh maybe rock #starztalks #ik nobody knows anything about my ocs here but like trust

[jusiri]

The terrible irony of seeing a post calling out antisemitism and realizing its from an account that is explicitly and actively antisemitic like ???

The fuck do you think being antisemitic means????

#you cannot be anti-thiest and against antisemitism at the same time #jewish ethnicity and jewish religion are inherently linked #theyre also transphobic while claiming that religion is anti science n shit #so honestly i feel like that straight up might just be a troll account #tho that makes it sound like almost a light casual thing

[freespiritlilith]

a nazi is a nazi is a nazi. nazis fuck off and die challenge

#harassment #jewish-kulindadromeus #trolls #nazis #fact checking #BITCH IS GENDER NEUTRAL PLEASE DONT COME AND ACT STUPID HERE 😭 #fuck this fucking idiot bitch faggot 😭 IS THAT BETTER FUCKING STUPID EYIR FAGGOT ARE YOU HAPPY FUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH FUCKING FAG FUCK YOU #OHHHMYGOD FUCK YOU 😭 out of proportion MY RELIGION IS NOT OUT OF PROPORTION ABLEIST #ableism

[sohannabarberaesque]

There must be something about Trolls and paddleboards

Particularly when you've got mystical creatures so close to Nature as it gets and plenty of springs, creeks and bayous (not to mention their likely backwaters) around Troll County, somewhere close to the American South as I understand it ... and when two and two come together essentially, Trolldom, in its desire for introllconnecting unto Nature such as is their blood, can't help but find paddleboarding as introllesting as it can get.

In the particular case of those trollmantics, Blitz Lumpkin and Pixlee Trollsom, you just can't help but find plenty of incentive for as much trollventure as trollmance in some backwater paddleboard trollsperience, especially considering where

for the most part, Troll-type paddleboards are made of groundfall wood, never mind such being as long and as big as a typical old-school Hawai'ian surfboard such as was reserved for the use of royalty and chieftains;

warm summer days can't help but call for wearing but one's troll self on a paddleboarding excursion, whereas the slightly-chilly Southern winters will call for a light sweater and sweat pants in such a scenario;

it's not all that uncommon to pack just enough for maybe an overnight paddleboard trollventure to some backwater troll settlement, being surprised to find the locals themselves also into paddleboarding (especially on narrower creeks and bayous); and

such paddleboards that Blitz and Pixlee are fond of are those as can support both on a typical such paddleboarding trollventure--with Flooky, their pet drawg, sometimes joining along (and who knew drawgs could paddleboard as well?)

And with such companionship trollveturtous that Blitz and Pixlee happen to have, you can just bet that plenty of paddleboarding trollventures can get to be rather unpredictably fascinating in their own way. Which is pretty much the case among Trolldom down that way, knowing just how well outdoor adventure sport can help strengthen the natural troll bonds to Nature....

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#hanna barbera #fanfic friday #fanfiction #fanfics #trollkins #troll aesthetic #troll religion #scripture without words #trolls and nature #trolls and the outdoors #trolls and water #paddleboards #paddleboarding #outdoor trollsperience #pixlee trollsom #blitz lumpkin #hannabarberaforever

[autisticsimonpetrikov]

George Harrison's My Sweet Lord >>>>>>> Imagine by John Lennon

#I know it's just a simple song about peace #I get the message and it's sweet but ... #the statement of ignoring and erasing differences is not as progressive as you think it is #No religion or countries etc is erasing culture #it's not hard to comprehend why that's bad- it's now the message of a kid's movie (thanks Trolls 2) #so a grown white man coming up with it is hardly impressive or insightful #sorry to add politics to a forty year old song but it wasn't even a correct or progressive idea back then either #any way ... #George Harrison's spirituality is much more inspiring #and I like the backing vocals switching from Catholic/Christian Halleluiah to Hindu Hare Krishna #it's just more thoughtful and creative and embracing of different cultures #this isn't John Lennon critical or anything - again I like Imagine and it's good and nice and not problematic #but ultimately just ignorant and too reductive / simple #but of course that says more (bad) of the people who got offended by it ... #Personally I will always like those interested in religion and respectful towards it than those that simply go #“religion is bad and tears us apart and we should destroy all of it” #especially when it's culturally Christian white liberals saying it

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

pathetic profile. probably just a retarded sodomite or an obese feminist. why atheists always think they're geniuses for believing in the wind and monkey theories? lol

You seem nice. Is this what the love and peace of your religion and the comfort of being blessed by your god looks like?

Tell me more about how your religion is the source of morality and makes you a better, more caring, more fulfilled person. I'd enjoy a hearty laugh.

More specifically, it appears to have made you someone who doesn't understand the world around them and has to substitute "faith" (pretending to know) for actually knowing. Because apparently "magic space wizard casting spells to himself" is a better explanation than decades and centuries of rigorous scientific exploration. The kind that puts masturbating to shame-porn and trolling atheists on the other side of the world - or trying to - a mere tap away. But, you know, science, schmience, right?

You can just say "I don't understand science and the world scares me and I want my magic stories and my binky." We know what you mean.

When you don't understand the world, everything seems like magic.

As you've very well demonstrated, religion retards the intellectual development of its adherents to the limitations of the primitive people who wrote it. Your statement only makes sense in a world where the Earth is flat, the stars are lights in the dome of the sky, and snakes and donkeys can talk. That's when your ideas about the world were formed.

When people ask me why I don't have a religion, I'll show them you, and they will understand. Because if this is how you attract people to your beliefs, then it's no wonder people are leaving these ignorant superstitions in droves.

Keep doing what you're doing. Keep being who you are. Keep doing all........ this.

The world will be atheist in no time.

#ask #religious love #religious kindness #this is your brain on religion #religion #religious ignorance #deliberate ignorance #trolls #begone troll #you seem nice #religion is a mental illness

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Murmur: Things you wouldn’t hear on “Songs of Praise”! Yuki: Well, the followers here at the Omekata Temple have given me a tremendous welcome! Today, we have our act of worship and tomorrow, they’re burning me in a Wicker Man! Minene: “Hello, I’m Father Fred Haiman and I’m an alcoholic!” Karyuudo: The parishioners will now go forward to receive communion, if they can get past Atlas and Predator! Yomotsu: That was beautiful...! Such a shame there’s no one actually up there to have heard it...

#murmur does a little trolling on how the rest of the world sees religion #incorrect quotes #incorrect mirai nikki quotes #incorrect future diary quotes #mirai nikki #future diary #murmur #yukiteru amano #minene uryuu #karyuudo tsukishima #yomotsu hirasaka #source: mock the week

[gideonisms]

Similarly--can I read TM's fic without learning anything about H*mestuck (corollary, should I)

For the oneshots, I would say absolutely you can read them no extra info required. She has some random john/karkat and dave/terezi and I think one about jade that are basically just, slice of life stories with angst in the background. All you need to know is there are aliens and they're in love with various human characters, and something bad has happened to their home planet. For serendipity gospels. Hmm. I read that fic before reading homestuck and it made homestuck more comprehensible. Take that as you will. SHOULD you read it? Well it certainly, has flavor. I mean if you absolutely cannot stand A) long unfinished fics B) long passages in the internet speak of the early 2010s (much like the memes in gtn there is a point to it but whether you find it readable is up to personal taste) and C) the infamous troll romance quadrants (which she basically treats like an outdated social code the characters can't get past) then no you should not. I'm trying to summarize it and coming up short but basically, two aliens have a strange and violent romance for 130k words and tazmuir commits to the clown religion bit harder than anyone has ever committed to the bit

#replies #if you are a fanfic enjoyer then yes if you don't generally like fic then no #there's a lot of interesting stuff going on re: quadrants because she's taking it to the logical conclusion which is #strict societal rules for romance are just not going to work for everyone #there's a lot of angst about the quadrants that like. reads as queer #it's so interesting what she does with that and with religion and imbalanced power dynamics and #the plot is cool. ik i just described it as violent alien romance but it's not that but it is. you know? #corruption arcs happen etc #oh! also i haven't read the dead dove fic yet so i can't speak for that one #i may someday bc based on the entirety of her other work i don't think she's like. unthoughtfully depicting abuse for fun #the cws are kinda heavy for a media about trolls arguing with each other though i mean. hs itself does almost go there a few times #shrug

[ghouljams]

hi it’s the anon who asked if the fae were a religious thing!! i asked because i grew up thing so 😅 many people in my life (and online) would say it was exclusive to paganism and i never bothered to question it. ty for the info!!

I figured as much!

As someone who has done a lot of study into paganism and the fae: there's a lot of overlap! And like I said I know they're part of some current practices, so it's not that they aren't religious it's just that they aren't exclusively religious. They're a race of people. People I genuinely fear regardless of how real I may think they are.

As a rule I don't really trust that anything is "exclusive" to anything else in regards to folklore. Humans love stories so much there's always going to be overlap when religion also comes into play.

#i mean this so kindly when i say it is so stupid to claim the fae are exclusively religious #when none of their stories have anything to do with religion #except norwegion trolls i guess #i hear christian blood tastes the best #little troll joke for you #ghoul speaks