#ghoul speaks

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Tragic pining android! Ghost makes my heart hurt. Like he won’t age but reader will, all those immortal tropes that make me sad. Over here trying to concoct a somehow happy ending for them in my brain to cope

Oh... are they supposed to get a happy ending?

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your sub!simon stuff actually makes my brain melt out of my head 🫡 thank you for your service ily

Sub!Ghost forever, I want than man crying and begging. I want him bucking his hips and pleading to come. I want him overstimulated and telling me he can't take it anymore but not safe-wording because he can take it he's just whining.

I wanna call him a good boy and have him bury his face in my neck because he can't look at me when I say stuff like that.

#ghoul speaks #simon ghost riley

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How many times do I have to say Minors FUCK OFF before y'all stop following me and interacting with my content. You WILL be blocked

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scrolling through tumblr instead of doing my college paperwork (why do they need my immunization records? weirdos. thanks for accepting my application in like three days though) and sinking my teeth into fallout ghost bro (also you wouldn’t happen to have dorm advice would you im desperate)

i love seeing writers i follow taking these boys and pushing them that nice apocalyptic dark.. there’s something that itches my brain about fallout in particular and it’s feeding the worms bc truly anything can go with narrative depending on where you stick em. all that to say loooooooooove ur fallout stuff it’s living in my head forever now and you can’t get rid of me <3333 :3c

Fallout is such a great mix of post-apocalyptic but also there is a society to play with. It's fun writing darker fic with the boys, I like when they're a little fucked up. There are different morals out in the wasteland, you gotta draw your own lines in the sand, decide where you stand and where you aren't going. Ghost's prerogative is survival and revenge, we're just unlucky enough to owe him a debt and get carted along for the ride.

As for Dorm advice... Get flipflops for the showers if you have communal bathrooms. Leave your door open when you can the first week or so, that way people can say hi and you'll know when people are going for food; it's way easier to make friends over lunch/dinner. Don't worry if your roommate isn't your best friend, just try to be cordial with them. My freshman roommate fucking hated me, I ended up spending most of my time in my friend's room since they lived down the hall and my room was just where I slept and studied, it was fine.

Having a roommate agreement sounds silly but is really helpful if you're having any sort of dispute, you can point to the paper you both agreed on and say "look you said you wouldn't bring people back here without giving me a heads up" or whatever. On the other end of that, if your agreement says you'll alternate taking out the trash and your roommate hasn't taken it out, just take it out. It's easier to just do things yourself most of the time. Maybe it's because I'm an oldest child but I tend to just fix things myself when they bother me, trying to get other people to do shit is pointless 75% of the time.

Honestly most people treat the dorms as just a place to sleep and study. It's your home, but it's also not. Which always feels weird to say but you'll get used to it fast. Don't sweat too much about it.

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OK I put this off for 16 days (fuck physics for not letting me read top-shelf ghoulish tumblr fic) but heres my review:

Cowboy! and Fae! Price need to stop making my brain liquify and fall out of my skull! Not an ideal environment for the brain worms!

Gaz in every single au is sooo boyfriend

I need ghost underneath me

I need soap underneath me

König‘s nasty and I cant believe I HAVE TO fuck him

I cant fit my essay ab prof! Ghost and prof! Love in her

I already said I need ghost underneath me but the pavloving fic actually broke me I wasnt joking when I said I read it an abhorrent amount of times

SIN SUMMMERRRRR

FALLOUT I LOVE FALLOUT IM IM A FALLOUT DND CAMPAIGN AND I REALLLLLYYY LIKE COD IM GONNA KISS YOU AB YOUR FALLOUT AU

graves IS punchable

Ghost is so goddamn tragic in every variation, au, and scenario. He deserves the world (and more)

I need könig under me (this is a constant thought, but the purring egged it on more)

Uhhh what else

LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITING GHOUL!!! Youre brain is awesome. Sorry for the spam likes and reblogs and long ask (statement?) have a lovely day muah muah 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Spam like, reblog, comment as much as you want I am happy that you're having fun! I treasure every word and key smash you put in the tags :)

Ghost's rightful place is always gonna be under his partner, it's where he belongs.

Gaz is so boyfriend. Boyfriend coded if ever someone has been.

Price... (need I say more or can I simply slip into a daydream?)

Graves is punchable, he wants what Soap has naturally(the sly charm and ability to get away with mischief)

König under me, over me, inside me. I want him whimpering and moaning, I want him thrusting his hips desperately, and begging to come. Nasty man...

#ghoul speaks #love uuuuu

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As a trans man, I am like mildly uncomfortable with fem pronouns but like a) most of these are oc stories written in second person pov and I can v easily deal, b) p sure there are addons that’ll change pronouns and shit (I know that there is one that’ll change y/n to whatever name you put- not applicable to you but you get it) so like! I don’t know what that other anon is complaining about! Be a witch for a story, or a flower shop owner! Or a cowboy!

And even then you don’t really use like she/her pronouns very often in your stories, plus most the nicknames you do use can pass as gender neutral as far as I’m concerned!

So yea, that’s my two cents. I get where they’re coming from but also if it bothers you that much just don’t read it. Yknow? (Also sorry for ranting in your inbox)

Oh yeah, no I don't like using she/her in my writing because my own prefered pronouns are they/them, so I tend to avoid that. The only time I ever have to use "feminine" pronouns is when König is speaking German because that's a gendered language.

I also get where the anon is coming from! And I agree with them I need to get better about tagging things with a gendered reader tag. I think the fun thing about their ask is that clearly they were reading my sub!Ghost stuff since that's the only place "mama" really is used, and I don't think I've ever used "wifey" for anything. So it felt very copy-paste to me...

But I think as a general rule for anyone, if you don't like something someone is doing, you can just block them. I am very liberal with my block button, and it's made my internet experience much nicer.

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anon sounds suspiciously familiar :/

reminds me of the person who says they're jumpscared by the gender nicknames and they would copy someone's work just to change all the female genders to male :/

Ah yeah you're right, well hopefully they take my advice and block me so they can move on.

Thank you for sending me luvit's post on them it looks like the main blogs have been deactivated but there's always a chance they just jumped ship to a new blog.

I will say, I don't get the jumpscare thing. If I'm reading a fic and it uses a gendered nickname I am simply that gender for the duration of the fic. Such is the fun of fiction. I love getting to be a man for 5k words. Maybe that's just me, idk.

#ghoul speaks #maybe its cuz im nonbinary #but i simply change my gender like im changing coats

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Hey, could you tag your works as fem reader? It sucks when there’s no tag or label and you’re jumpscared with the words “mama” or “wifey”

Hello my love! I do my best to tag with "f!reader" but sometimes things slip through the cracks.

I don't mean this with any malice but since I write for mainly afab!readers you may just want to go ahead and block me. That should clear up your searches and take any of my untagged stuff off your radar too. Or add my username to your blacklist. Again I don't want that to come across as callous or mean, I'm just trying to offer you another solution for my mistakes.

#ghoul speaks #i really do try to make sure everything is tagged correctly #i dont think ive used “wifey” before but mama yeah ive used #i actually cannot stand “wifey” as a pet name i think its stupid as hell #it feels very juvenile #anyway i will try to mass tag everything but with how tumblr works #there still might be some fic slipping through the cracks #also im going to assume this person meant this in a nice tone and isnt being a dick #but yeah just go ahead and block me! that should solve the problem completely #oh wait unless they meant at the top of the fic

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omg sorry 😭😭 i meant it as a joke!!!

i completely get it, not every story must have a happy ending, sometimes it might even ruin the way the story flows and how the plot points lead into eachother.

sorry if i was annoying/ rude! i truly didnt mean it

You're alright my love! I was also joking. I think it's funny. You weren't rude or anything, don't worry!

The cyberpunk au will have a happy ending in the sense that Ghost and his mechanic will get together, but neither of them are meant to live forever.

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So I was looking around your blog, (read everything it had to offer!) I love it but I do have a couple questions if you don't mind? In the character directory there isn't a list of the babies for any of the AUs (aside from frog/Mary and little miss cabbage patch), is there ever going to be one cause I'm having a hard time keeping track of who belongs to who. And is there a tag or way to read the long form fics? (You mention chapters and writing them but I can't find them if you posted them?) Thanks so much for writing so many great pieces, it's something I always look forward too!

Hello my love! Thanks for reading through,I'm glad you enjoyed it!

You're right about the babies, I need to update the character list so the babies are on there as well to avoid any confusion. No reason to have them getting mixed up when I could easily add their names to the master list!

Currently the only official long form fics I have are the Viking!Soap fic, and Sin Summer. I'm working on a long form fic for fae!Price and Witch, but otherwise most everything is a series of oneshots and drabbles (Though Knight!Ghost has turned into a long form fic sort of) so I can't give you any guidance there.

I greatly enjoy long form fics but I've never been able to write one myself because I jump around projects too much. Sin Summer and Viking!Soap are sort of... attempts to prove to myself that I can do a longer form story. Sorry to disappoint if you were hoping for something else :(

#ghoul speaks #ive always been predisposed to short form writing #but i love long form writing when i can manage it #the problem is actually managing it

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I think Price is a tummy man. Loves to kiss your stomach, grab it to pull you back into his thrusts, loves to see your shirt lift up a little when you reach for something on the top shelf. He's a provider, he likes knowing you're well fed, healthy, that he's providing for you. He likes his baby soft. Maybe he's a little old fashioned like that.

And Ghost likes thighs, he will not budge on this. Nothing you can say will change his mind that there's no better spot to lay his head, nothing softer he'd rather be between, and certainly nowhere better to mark up. Again it's the softness! He's got enough hard shit to deal with(wink) that he wants to have some softness with you. Let him be soft and needy and lay his head on your lap, he won't fall asleep this time he promises.

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In love with the idea of Ghost dating someone his complete opposite. All sunshine and bubbly personality, lighting up every room they step into, bright colors and boisterous laughter. Everyone is floored that someone like you is dating someone like Ghost, someone who broods in the corner while you socialize, but he evens you out. You feel safe with him, and he never makes you feel ashamed of loving the fun parts of life, never calls you childish for finding joy in the little things. He stops to snip flowers for you while you're on walks, flashing his knife for anyone that will look as he hands you pink tulips and daffodils.

You're such a bright spot in Ghost's life. How could he not love someone like you? Sure you're his opposite, but he needs that, needs someone who loves life enough to love him too. He loves that you care so damn much about everyone and everything, loves stopping the car so you can pick up stray dogs and reunite them with their families, loves that you literally stop to smell the roses on walks, loves watching how people flock to you but somehow you still choose him every time.

And that's really it, the choosing. You chose him, and you keep choosing him. What more could he want? He doesn't want to ruin your sweetness, he wants the reassurance that for all the goodness in the world you still pick him, the shadow in the corner. But how could you not when Simon loves you more honestly, more sincerely, than anyone ever has? He'd go to the ends of the earth for you, he'd kill for you, die for you. Who needs sunshine and rainbows when the grim reaper listens to your every command? No, you're happy to keep choosing Ghost. It's like they say: opposites attract

#ghoul speaks #x reader #cod x reader #x oc #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #cod x oc #ghost mw2 #ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader #this is about Love lol #oc: love

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ghost is like those bigass bears that just come sit up on your porch when they wanna hang. just heaves himself into your porch swing and smokes, totally unbothered by the fact that you live on private property?? and you don't remember giving him your address??

Literally. Ghost decides your his it's game over, there's no back button. The man doesn't do half measures, and he doesn't play pretend. He's sitting on your porch with a cig and a to-go cup of tea waiting for you. Oh you don't remember that you asked him to pretend he was your boyfriend at the bar few weeks ago? or to play at being your fiance to get your nosy parents off your back while they were in town? That sucks, because he sure remembers. This is the best relationship situation for him, Ghost didn't have to go through any of the dating bullshit he just got a partner dropped in his lap.

He's patting the swing next to him so you can awkwardly perch on your own porch. It doesn't matter if you remember him, or giving him your number, or how he got your address, or even what his name was, he's still going to loop an arm around your shoulders and hug you close to his side. Maybe he pushes his nose against your hair, just to breathe in the smell of you, and sigh heavily as he relaxes against you. It's a lot like being grabbed by a bear, only you're not sure when the mauling will happen or if it ever will. Ghost probably falls asleep on you while you're debating if you should call the cops.

And by that point you may as well coax him inside to nap on the couch. I mean, you can't let the poor guy sleep on your porch swing.

#ghoul speaks #cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #simon riley cod #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost cod #he's like a fucking feral cat #the ghost distribution system....

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Soap only being Catholic when it benefits him... sure he'll fuck you as a one night stand but be prepared for him to drag you to the court house in the morning. You just know he begged you to let him hit it raw and now he's talking about:

"Its bad enough havin' sex outside wedlock, but now we might have a bairn in ya, gotta dae this right."

Like what the fuck are you talking about my man. (But I am signing those papers)

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I think if Ghost was gonna have any piercings it would be a belly button piercing. That's objectively the funniest piercing he could think to get, and that means it's a fucking winner. He takes it out when he goes to shower so no one really... knows that he has it. Which is great, exactly the point. It's his own private joke for himself. Except when Soap walks in on him changing and spots it. Both of them freeze and Soap just stares before meeting Ghost's eyes. And Ghost isn't worried, why?

"No one will ever believe you," he tells Soap with the most smug tone Johnny has ever heard in his life. And it's TRUE. No one will ever believe him and he now has to fucking live with this knowledge. Probably sits down next to Ghost in the mess hall later still fuming like.

"You're a fuckin' slag, you know that?" And Ghost just smiles to himself, because he's the funniest person he knows.

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So there’s the Ghost Distribution System but I also like to think there’s the 141 Distribution System. You kind of just ‘acquire’ this hoard of big burly men one by one until you’ve collected the whole set

It's interesting how similar all these men are, how each of them would see you and go, "that's mine" and not wait for an answer.

Price decides he's going to take care of you, make you his the way he'd keep a pampered pet. He sees you, he likes you, you're his. There's no room for argument, and you know it by the way he touches you, the way he moves you and speaks to you. He leaves no room for you to talk back, no reason for you to think you won't give in. He doesn't bother with moving himself into your space, he moves you into his. It's the one night stand that never ends, he keeps finding new reasons to keep you around. You'll never get further than the mailbox, but that's alright. You're well taken care of, he'll give you everything you could ever need. All you have to do is be his.

Soap decides he wants to fuck you. He's not really in the market to take care of someone, but he can't help sticking around afterwards. He can't help reaching to pull you into his lap when you try to leave, can't help curling around you in bed, can't help how his skin itches for you. He needs someone to balance him out, someone to make him feel human again, someone to make the world seem worth it. He's getting callous, you make him feel soft again. He can't let you go. He's yours, and he begs for you the way a dog on death row begs for a hand to touch it gently. You'll never be rid of him now that he knows what he can get from you.

Gaz decides you're who he wants to come home to. He falls for your smile from a distance, watchful for your tastes and hobbies. He falls for the little things about you, the things he can observe and reflect back to you. He sets himself on your doorstep, knows how much care you need and how much you want to care for others, he makes himself what he knows you'll fall for and slowly starts to shed the mask. He pulls you against his chest and coos at you, his pretty baby. He settles his head on your lap and lets you mumble your sweetness to him. He's the perfect man, he's the perfect trap. You're married before you know what's happening, and Gaz couldn't be happier.

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