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feodor-dostoevsky · 1 year
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SUCCESSION – Argestes
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holdfastperseus · 6 months
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I need Mobius to know that his timeline self, Don, flirted with Loki and offered him a jet ski shamelessly.
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rongzhi · 7 days
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English added by me :)
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liv-cole · 16 days
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He has decided to be a reaction factory for me
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mmobiuses · 6 months
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LOKI 2.02 "Breaking Brad"
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bo0tleg · 3 months
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GEMS MY FRIEND SAID WATCHING TOP GUN (1986) FOR THE FIRST TIME:
"Look at those thighs! He's gotta be sitting on a dick, there ain't no way!" (about a random engineer in the opening sequence)
"This guy is too handsome to be a rando" (it was, indeed, a rando)
"Fifteen minutes in and I have no idea who the protagonist is." "Do you know what Tom Cruise looks like?" ".... No."
*Thought Cougar was gonna be the protagonist, was confused as hell when he left*
"The baldo is boring, but I think were gonna keep seeing him throughout the movie." "No, we're not." "We're not? Oh, thank god."
"Whoop, spotted the gay one. That wasn't even hard."
"That guy (Chipper) looks russian." "Nope." "No? What about that one (Slider)?" "It's the middle of the Cold War." "..... So?"
"A gay couple already? Wow."
"The blondie is trying to flirt while the other one is too concentrated on the rivalry."
"OH HELL NAH."
"Every old movie just feels the need for random straight romance– OH SHIT THAT'S HER? HE'S SO FUCKED." (In the scene where Charlie is 'officially' introduced)
"HOLD UP!" *Rewinds the scene* "What kind of flirting is that?" *Plays the scene again* "Did he just... Chomp? At him?"
"He has chemistry with her, but she doesn't want any chemistry with him. I mean, I can see she's attracted to him, but I think she just wants a quick lay." (Repeated this Every. Single. Time. Maverick and Charlie had a scene together.)
"Ah yes, the hetero scene that actually looks really gay." Later, remembering the scene: "How the fuck are you gonna play sports looking like a hot piece of ass without looking gay? You're not supposed to be hot! You're supposed to slap that fucking ball, not be like 'hahaha look at me, I'm so dainty and pretty.' THAT'S GAY!"
"It's cute, Goose treats him like a father would." "Don't you mean an older brother?" "No, he's too gentle for that. They'd be killing each other."
"See, Goose's wife treats him like an older sister would. By annoying him."
Charlie, on screen: "(...) Because I've fallen in love with you." "NO YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T, SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT FOR HIM TO STAY! SHE'S JUST SAYING WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR TO KEEP HIM THERE!"
*Loud disgruntled noises I could hear from the kitchen over the sex scene*
"That's the one with the hard on!"
"I want more scenes of the blondie (Ice) and Maverick, I don't care about fucking planes."
"Did he die? Oh, no he's fine, the chute is there. Wait, he did die? NO!"
"Did he really need to be in his underwear for this conversation?"
"How cute, he's worried about Mavericks mental health. Shit."
*Screams*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT? SHE LEFT YOU AFTER YOUR BEST FRIEND DIED!" "And put on a song that reminds him of his parents." "AND PUT ON A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR DEAD PARENTS!"
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And that is what it continues to be about! Forcing that guy through therapy at the hands of cartoon animals if it is the last thing I do
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zriasstuff · 4 months
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When they first really noticed you
Fluff one shots from all the Slytherin boys x fem!reader
Although you guys have been going to hogwarts together for such a long time, you haven’t really made acquaintances yet. That’s about to change though;)
Mattheo Riddle:
He really noticed you first when he saw you trying out to be on the quidditch team, moving through the air swiftly and all concentrated on doing everything perfectly
The wind searing through your long hair and your fit body
He started crushing on you when you flashed him a smile mid-air, thinking about how you had the most perfect smile, plus how good you looked playing his favorite sport
Tom Riddle:
Tom really noticed you first when you guys were randomly paired to do a potions assignment
Unlike every other idiot (he thought so at least :)) you were actually competent to his surprise
He enjoyed your wit and ability to keep up with him, and to make good jokes occasionally
Not that he’d ever admit it, but man started crushingggg (and wondering why he hadn’t noticed before)
Theodore Nott:
During recess he saw you and your friends sitting by a tree and chatting
Although he didn’t think much of you at first, barely remembering your name, he saw you coming over
You handed him a book, which happened to be his, that he’d dropped after class
As he reached out for it, he touched your fingers briefly and felt your hand lingering onto the book too for just a second
You walk away quickly, thinking he didn’t notice your heavy blushing, but he did, thinking you were cute, and since that moment he wanted nothing more but to talk to you again
Blaise Zabini:
Blaise had almost never talked to you, until once during a party you accidentally stumbled onto him
As you were drunk you, started rambling on about how sorry you were and how he looked really handsome that night
Smirking at you he asked “oh really” and you responded “why would I lie to you Mr. Handsome”, in a drunkenly giggling manner
When you left, Blaise was grinning like an idiot hoping to talk to you again when you weren’t drunk
Enzo Berkshire:
He really noticed you first during a lake party by the black lake
You were removing all your clothes to the point you were only standing in your bikini
Seeing your stunning figure in that bikini made him want to get to know you more immediately
Even if everyone thinks he’s so innocent his mind was imagining some not so innocent things that day ;)
Draco Malfoy:
His sacred spot was the astronomy tower at night
It gave him a little quiet and peace amongst all the drama that he had to deal with every day
Coincidentally, it was also yours, you just by some chance never met
One night, when he was on his way there, he saw you standing there already
You must’ve had a bad day, as you were crying, and in that moment he felt the urge to go up to you, hug you and to tell you that everything was going to be fine, maybe because no one ever did that for him
Before he could go up to you though, you’d gotten up leave
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coryosmin · 1 month
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nsfw | mdni | lawyer coryo x you | masturbation (m), sexting
lawyer coryo has been living in my head rent free. so it’s time to write something for it
imagine lawyer coryo being so done with his work. he has so much to do but his mind won’t stop thinking about you and your cunt. he wanted nothing more than to be home right now and fucking you in every possible position imaginable. his cock is so hard, straining in his suit pants. he’s grateful that he has his own private office with a door he can lock.
coryo stood up from his desk, his bulge prominent in his trousers as he walked over to his door and locked it, ensuring that no one would walk in. he made his way back to his desk, grabbing his phone as he sat down. he took a picture of his bulge, sending you the picture with the message “can’t help thinking of you.”
to which you would reply with a picture of yourself in bed with no clothes on with the caption “still haven’t left the bed since this morning ;).”
and coryo can’t help but let out a shaky breath, immediately unbuckling his pants and releasing his cock from the confines of his boxers and trousers. he looked down at his cock, his length being bright red and angry. coryo licked his lips, gripping his length. he took a picture of his cock, immediately sending you the picture.
coryo: want to be buried inside of you so bad.
it didn’t take long for you to reply to coryo with a picture of your ass.
you: when you get home, you can take me as hard as you want.
coryo groaned softly, stroking his length as the picture. your skin was so plush and pretty. he wanted nothing more than to grip your hips and just use you like his own sex doll. he opened his camera again and began recording himself stroking his cock. he didn’t speak in the video, not wanting anyone from outside his office to hear himself.
he stroked the tip of his cock, jerking his hips in pleasure. his breathing was hard and shaky as he jerked himself off, thinking about your tight and wet cunt. how you would whine and moan underneath him, begging him to go harder and deeper. coryo closed his eyes, making sure the camera was still filming his cock.
he stroked himself faster, twisting his hand a certain way to add to his pleasure. “oh fuck,” he whispered out, unable to help the words from escaping his lips. he felt the heat building inside of him and his balls tightening as his release was near. and with a small whimper, coryo came in his hand, releasing ropes of cum. and when he finished, he opened his eyes, finishing the video and immediately sending it to you.
coryo: i couldn’t help myself. gonna fuck you so hard later tonight.
and with that, coryo grabbed a tissue from the box on his desk, wiping the cum off of his hand and his cock before tucking himself away and carrying on with his day. though when he got home, it was safe to say that he truly lived up to his word.
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loo-nuh-tik · 1 month
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Tom Zane and Dr. Darling || Alan Wake 2
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woulddieforloki · 10 months
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Tom is having the worst day of his life at this tennis game rn 😭😭😭
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marisatomay · 1 year
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the baddest woman you know giggling and twirling her hair
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valiantstarlights · 7 months
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(At Hob's flat)
Matthew: Hey, Boss's husband. I've got a knock-knock joke for you. ...You know what those are, right? 👀
Hob: ...Matthew, I'm more than 600 years old. Of course I know what knock-knock jokes are.
Matthew: Okay, good! You'll enjoy this, then! So uh, knock knock.
Hob: Who's there?
Matthew: Turn down for.
Hob, perking up: Turn down for who?
Matthew: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
(Hob and Matthew start dancing like possessed worms)
Dream, who is also more than 600 years old and is watching this from the safety of the couch:
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pollyna · 8 months
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Ice is napping on the couch, with Baby Goose asleep on his chest, his little hands wrapped around Ice's shirt, and one of Ice's hands on the kid's back to keep him from falling down.
Mav snaps a picture.
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cloveswifey · 8 months
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How the Slytherin boys react to you falling asleep on them? ~ Crush Edition
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These are so fun to make so please request!
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Theodore Nott
You were both chilling in the common room when you suddenly grew tired causing you to lean on Theo’s shoulder.
Soon enough soft snores were r gaping ur patted lips.
Theo would Continuously Glance down at you.
Smile slightly as you slept peacefully
He’d defo end up falling asleep beside you too.
Draco Malfoy
You’d probably be enemies tbh
He’d definitely Frown at first not knowing what to do
‘Fuck it’ he thought before throwing a blanket over the two of you.
Fall asleep beside you
Make it a big deal when u wake up
Enzo Birkshire
You were best friends
Enzo had a crush on you for the longest time and you were currently watching a movie in his dorm room.
You were cuddling which you both would usually do after a long day at Hogwarts.
But the long day had taken over leaving you passed out on Enzo’s stomach.
His head would be spinning.
Lightly smile
He’d hesitate but wrap his arm around you, eventually adding a blanket.
Mattheo Riddle
You’d be enemies
You’ve been partnered up for a project in Potions class
You got a bit carried away and sort of fell asleep beside Mattheo leading to you moving in your sleep..
He’d smirk and chuckle.
He’d probably take a photo of you sleeping too.
When you wake up he’d make out as if you did more than just sleeping the night before.
Tom riddle
He’d be reading as you fell asleep on him.
Tbh you were his only friend.
The two of you were just chilling down at the black lake.
Tom was reading a book about horcruxes that he had stolen from the restricted section in the library.
You eventually got bored and leant on him causing him to tense yet ignore u until he heard ur soft snores.
100% roll his eyes
Smile to himself about it later on in the day.
REQUEST: How would the Slytherin boys react to you falling asleep on them? Could be them already friends but crushing, or "enemies" but crushing. I think the scenario is cute! Thanks!
A/n: Hi! Thank you for your request lovely. I hope you like it!! I incorporated a bit of both “enemies, friends” for each character. I hope you all stay safe. I love you all.
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ijustthinkhesneat · 2 months
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I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.
Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.
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