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I’m ultimately no better than Charles Brown seeing Lucy tee up the football

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WHEN WERE YOU GUYS GOING TO TELL ME THAT ANA FLORES OF "I THINK YOU SHOULD GO HOME FIRST" FAME CLOCKED EDDIE FROM THE JUMP?????

#this is literally the best show on tv right now

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EVAN BUCKLEY BRIAN “COCKTAIL” FLANAGAN MOMENT

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above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.

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No like you don’t understand one of the main characters on the 911 television show was a My Sister’s Keeper baby and when his sick brother died while he was still a toddler they blamed him for it and hid all evidence that he once had a brother and made his sister swear to never tell so he didn’t know he had a brother and why his parents always treated him like a disappointment until he was almost 30

#911 #dawg I’m gonna kms someone help my guy ……..

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Oh my god Buck was a my sister’s keeper baby

#DAWG …………….

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Meeting the Buckley parents ohhhhhhhhhhhh I know MANY parents like them … a suburban Pennsylvania special

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The 911 crew is off to Texas .. is this where Rob Lowe shows up to jump start his spin off

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white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, malt vinegar, red wine vinegar, rice vinegar, dark balsamic vinegar, light balsamic vinegar,

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white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, malt vinegar, red wine vinegar, rice vinegar, dark balsamic vinegar, light balsamic vinegar,

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the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

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*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*

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Hey man how’s it going?

every sex scene in a movie is necessary, actually. we called for a vote on it while you were in the bathroom. yeah, even the people who were on the fence voted in favor of it because you were being a whiny child. and we don’t like you.

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Hit play on season 4 of the wee woo show btw

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Anti-intellectuals are always making up a cinephile that can’t shut up about some supposedly inaccessible experimental films that can only be viewed once every ten years at a specific theater in Toronto meanwhile the Criterion Channel and I are both trying to get people to watch Cocktail (1988)

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Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick