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“You didn’t think to tell your loving parents about their first grandson!!!!!!!!!!!”

“He’s my clone tho….”

“L+Ratio+Terrible Excuse+We have YEARS of pies we need to catch up on 😡”

Nightwing: There is no such thing as a perfect parent

Robin: Not true

Nightwing: Okay then name at lest two perfect parents

Robin: Ma and Pa Kent

Nightwing: True

Superboy: Who are Ma and Pa Kent and why do we have the same last name?

Kid Flash Horrified: He doesn’t know who Ma and Pa are

Kid Flash: Everyone to the Bio-Ship

Kid Flash: We are taking a field trip the Kent Farms

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Nightwing As Bio-Ship Lands: Young Justice welcome to Kent Farms

Robin: AKA the childhood home of Superman

Pa: Robin, Nightwing, Kid Flash, what a surprise

Ma: Oh, This must be the Young Justice team that the three of you always talk about.

Pa Looking At Superboy: Martha look at him

Ma: He look just like Clark did at his age

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Considering this theory essentially states that Dick’s primary form of offense was generating enough velocity to cause massive harm to his opponents through acrobatics it makes sense that he would get along well with other superhero’s who weaponize speed, Wally West, Superman, etc. This posits that people who are capable of harnessing the speed at which they move in order to enhance their fighting prowess are fundamentally aligned in some way and thus have a predisposition to form close bonds with others who employ these methods.

In this essay I will prove

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Dick: I know what you are

Bruce: Say it

Dick ✨Vampire✨

Bruce:……………Yup you caught me.

Dick: Can you make me a vampire so I can drain Tony Zuko of his vital life essence???????!!!!!

Bruce: What have I done.

Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson

…It’s me

 and I’m gonna do that too^^

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Kate Kane duck walking over Superman’s neck

Re-reading Injustice made me realize why Kate Kane (Batwoman) and Bruce don’t fight together more often. They serve an ungodly amount of cunt when they do.

They’re too cool. Two pretty best friends (okay, cousins) from Gotham, ready to topple the Regime.

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Unpopular opinion I thought the live action was kinda good. Like were there line changes that were dumb, did they squander their opportunity to show us Gyatso kicking fire nation butt, Did the scene with Aang discovering the dead monks look dumber and also the slow motion katara yelling was cringe. Did they miss like every opportunity to make the show better and cut corners in character development by axing a huge amount of the filler and subplot points? But it wasn’t a bad show. In my humble opinion we will never see a satisfying live action take of Avatar because humans cannot move like cartoons. I will say the show definitely took a more risky and grim route when showing us the realities of a global war headed by a genocidal maniac which I can at least give them props for taking a risk.

Did it pay off? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There will never be another Avatar the last airbender because it already told the story and did it well. You can only retell the same story so many times before it becomes reductive.

I think they should have done a prequel with another avatar, kyoshi is a fan favorite but honestly any character could work. Make it during another global conflict boom grim dark setting. If you want to get spicy have them be a fire nation avatar so we can see more of the fire nations culture, or have them explore the culture of the air nomads/ southern water tribe before it got gutted. There is a lot of great opportunity in the parts of the world that have gone unexplored. Your avatar can even be open to murder like just do something else. If it’s a sequel put it disgustingly far into the future so the story of the last Airbender isn’t hanging over it like a ghost.

alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???

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It’s the trautism for me

Me 🤝 Batman: Trying to figure out if it’s The Trauma or The Autism

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The majority of this history is based on personal accounts kept by the world renowned scholar Lucien Flavius who accompanied the Dragonborn during their many adventures.

in love with the idea of the db's followers being as remembered in history as the db themself. imagine:

engineers, for generations, mumbling the formula called 'Remiel's Constant' under their breaths as they develop machinery, because it's such a foundational discovery on Remiel's part for a new age of engineering

in contrast, future alchemists agonizing over Xelzaz' thousands of alchemical discoveries a night before their finals, bemoaning why he was so diligent in cranking out formula after formula because now they have so much to memorize

historians and casual history buffs alike locked in discourse on whether or not the last prince of the Thalmor actually colluded with the Dragonborn in the Second Great War to help bring down the Dominion, with vaguely-worded correspondence for evidence

adaptations of the tale where every single follower is at least someone's 'blorbo'

the ballad of Inigo the Brave being a cultural touchstone for Khajiit rep and spawning Tamriel's version of the rogue, underdog hero archetype. even when it's a totally fictional work, if the protagonist (or charming side character) is weirdly charismatic, roguishly handsome, and with a heart of gold, chances are the creator was inspired by Inigo's legacy.

the massive misunderstandings of the dragonborn's original history. Thanks to anti-Thalmor sentiments long after the Second Great War, Nebarra was deemed as a traitor figure to the Dragonborn, but this sentiment was overturned centuries after uncovering contemporaries' journal entries on their friendship

when you ask someone who they think Sir Kaidan was to the dragonborn, there's an equal chance of them firmly believing he was their lover, platonic best friend, or loyal but professional lieutenant. they will have reams of evidence to back it up, no matter which stance they take.

many who have felt that they never perfectly fit into the demands of their faith or community, not just bosmer, resonating with Auri's story. realizing that while they may be an outlier in their own eyes, they can still do a lot of good in the world, and that has to count for something.

common sayings based on (real or not) stories of the followers. if a place is crowded, it's common to joke, "guess the dragonborn's in town."

just. yeah.

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Bruce Wayne is either a brain dead bimbo or wet sewer goth. No in between. He can only be one.

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Tim: Didn’t you have snake bites and a septum piercing??????

While I do love me some "this isn't the hello kitty store" Jason and "no, it's hot topic" Dick. I'd like to suggest both of them being alternative menaces who drive Bruce up the wall.

Dick being the older brother who does your earring piercings in the family bathroom with a needle and a dream, Jason being weirdly good at doing stick and poke tattoos so Dick brings the Titans and his college friends to get some done from time to time.

Bruce almost loses his mind one day when he comes back home and Jason, his thirteen year old son, shows him the matching stick and poke he tattooed with Dick.

Bonus: Jason sees Dick arguing with Tim over a tattoo he wants to do with the core four and almost chokes on his drink when he hears Dick say: "You'll regret it later, you're too young"

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I love his cloak

Can I request more art of Jason and Dami? Maybe something wholesome and cute would be awesome, thank you so much!

Sure 😄

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I did it!!

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The vision of Jason Todd saying “I was a bad girl, I did some bad things” is seared into my brain.

Your laughing. The image of Jason with a massive rainbow bow on his head and glitter makeup has been imprinted on my psyche and you’re laughing.

"I couldn't be more disappointed with Gaby-Ann, she sewed rainbow sequins on the girls' costumes when we all agreed that they didn't fit with the subject matter of the choreography. Next time, we know who we can't trust."

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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #Tim drake #I love the idea whenever Bruce gets into a fight with one of his kids he brings them snacks afterwards #Bruce: I’m sorry I accused you of murder Jason #*brings Jason twenty caprisuns and a basket of fruit #uwu don’t be mad we are having chili dogs for dindin

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Look I thought midnights was a decent album and she’s had some good songs but this batch of trash is just unforgivably bad. One could argue that her star is now on the decline especially since she has functionally run out of albums to resell. I know people categorize swift ones as a cult, and a lot of them are worse, but I’ve had many friends become completely turned off by her in the last few years and I think it’s proof she’s just not relatable anymore. Her brand was always sort of shilling to the same age bracket of girls/women as herself but like now she’s lost the plot because for some many people their thirties isn’t categorized by flying around the world and heavy romantic dramas, it’s settling into your career you will work for the next few decades, maybe if you are lucky buying a house, having kids, etc. Being rich and dramatic just is going to be a turn off for so many people.

Couple this with the last year or so of pretty negative press surrounding her, not boyfriend drama, actual criticisms of her character, and it makes sense why she is sort of in decline. Suing college students for posting public information that makes you look bad and dating racists/mysogenists contradicts your whole “women together feminism” shill.

And like she still has the audacity to go on shows and talk about people don’t like her because she is “boy crazy” or that she writes about relationships. No girl people don’t like you because you’re out of touch and have sort of outed your self as a run of the mill elitist snob.

cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

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Someone stop them before the invoke the ire of the rabiosexuals!

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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Gonna get high and throw rocks at anyone who employs late stage gen z/gen alpha slang. Call that Rosetta Stoned.

#I’m a jester #those kids can catch these hands #it’s not a crime because mercury is in Gatorade #gen z #gen z culture #gen alpha #sorry Colin but paw patrol won’t save you from these sick burns #i am the problem #but I will stay problematic #i choose violence today #I’m a hoot #honestly #work #gonna death drop on a toddler #watch out McCayleigen I’m coming for your neck

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Can i hAve A CigaReTTe?

LOL

#mmmmmmmm the anglerfish #my beloved #I kin the stranger #sorry I am who i am #and that’s the way it is #the magnus archives #spooky skin monsters make my brain goo brrrrrrrrrrrrr #evil shapeshifting clowns gotta be one of my favorite genders #sorry Jonathan Sims would have been more ivonic if Nicola moisturized your skin and flayed it so she could wear it like buffalo Bill #it puts the lotion in the basket #or else it gets the hose again #these tags took a turn #silence of the lambs #that good shit