#this is my fav ask ever

[kipp-your-secrets]

Give us some Polish puns that only really work in Polish

OooHOHOHOHOOHH i was BORN to answer that ask. Here are some suchary (punny jokes) that altered my brain chemicals:

1. Lekarz rozmawia z Jasiem, lekarz mówi "moje ręce leczą" na co Jasiu "a moje spaghetti"

2. Hokus pokus czary mary twoja stara to twoj stary (trans rights)

3. Jak sie nazywa kot ktory leci? Kotlecik

4. Jak sie smieje mucha? Mu cha ha ha ha

5. Co robi traktor u fryzjera? Warkocze

6. (Quote from my buddy Mikołaj) no pewnie ze [nasz profesor] ma zdjecie z wielbladami, na jego egzaminach popelniasz wiele bledow! (Had to include sth from him, he used to make the entire group groan with his dad jokes on daily basis, fuckign love that guy)

Thanks so much for the ask you have no idea how fun remembering the jokes was!!!!!!!!!! Translations under the cut^_^

1. Jasiu is talking with a doctor, the doctor says "my hands cure (a word that sounds exactly like the dish Letcho)", Jasiu responds "my hands spaghetti"

2. Hocus-pocus, abracadabra, your mom is your father! (It rhymes in polish so its automatically hilarious)

3. What do you call a flying cat? A cutlet! (In polish the word sounds like "cat flier")

4. How does a fly laugh? Mu cha hahaha (mucha is polish word for a fly lol)

5. What is a tractor doing at hairdresser? Braids (sounds like the word "whirr")

6. Ofc our proffessor has a photo with camels, you make a lot of mistakes on his exams! ("Lots of mistakes" sounds very close to the polish word for camels")

#polish #this is my fav ask ever #takie suchary ze az tosty #kipp.answers #tysm petey!!!!

[vvenuspng]

just wanna say thanks for making so much Stolas with him serving Cloaca SEVERELY

need this ask plastered all over my damn walls.. this ask has become my new daily affirmation im not even kidding.. i fuck up on something & i tell myself. at least someone out there thinks i can draw stolas serving cloaca severely…. need this ask tattooed on me tbh thank u

anyways. a stolas for u <3 thank u

#literally my fav ask ever ive kept this in my inbox for so long i just didn’t want to let go of it but i think it’s time for it to b shared #letterbox #i have Got to draw him sluttier……. #stolitz #<- tehe lookit his collar. i thought i was so smart for that when i sketched yhis btw #helluva stolas #my art

[majunju]

I just saw you played even if tempest and I just inhaled that and the fandisk. Have you ever drawn any art for it? I can't find content and the Tyril brain rot is strong in me

i've drawn like maybe two lucien pieces and here's a sketch of a scene from the connection route in the FD that i never posted here

#asks #even if tempest #dewdles #i think even if tempest is one of my fav otome games ever if we're talking ab group dynamics #like theyre all jst in one big poly relationship in the connection and tbh. i wldnt want it any other way

[mobius-m-mobius]

He'll make it back.

Loki 1x05 // 2x01

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #dianagifs #owenwilsonedit #marvel #for the anon who asked about my fav parallel this is it!! #for now anyway... 👀 #forever a cautious optimist lol #the way loki finally isn't running they WANT to stay they WANT to come back to the only person who's ever grounded them... #in s1 mobius has already accepted he'll probably never see loki again that they'll be on to bigger better things #and mobius always wanted that for them so he makes himself move on then loki not only appears again physically fighting to be with him #but also making clear to everyone there's mutual respect and care and trust in being able to make things better including themselves #fun fact no one in their entire lives has ever put either of them first but each other so please enjoy thinking about that for eternity 🫠 #loki s2 spoilers

[sxorpiomooon]

How will the month of may go for you? Pick a card reading

- paid readings

- masterlist

- buy me a dessert!!

what you basically have to do is choose any one picture out of the three given below, the one that you feel drawn to the most!

Pile 1 Pile 2 Pile 3

Pile 1-

I see you moving ahead leaving things that no longer serve you behind. I had a vision of a man moving a boat ahead which seems hard looking at the water and it feels tough to move the boat ahead but he's not budging. I see you leaving things behind I heard "you lose 100% of the shots that you don't take" you will be following your heart against everything I also heard "poetic" for some reason? I also see a balance it's like to achieve and do what you want to do or what your heart desires you will also be using your head to be practical which will end up as a victory for you. This month for you will be following your heart while being level headed and achieving your victory!!!

Pile 2-

I see some sort of confusion and fear there's a sense of anxiety here. someone is anxious because they feel like they are being misjudged. I see some problems arising due to fear and some secrets being spilled but you will be able to make everything better by using your mind. I see you guys being very good with words this month lmao which will work out in your favour. Tho, i do see some sort of group conflict or some teamwork situation going wrong. You might have a hard time working in a group. All the best pile 2 my best wishes for yall<3

Pile 3-

I see problems arising with authority I see you being extremely distressed bc of a structure. You might feel very depressed or caged or stuck in an organisation. I see you being extremely exhausted and disappointed due to which you might end up acting in impulse and then becoming extremely defensive in order to protect yourself from this institution. What i would recommend you guys is that you don't have to be in a place where you don't feel appreciated and if something is causing you more pain than happiness you are meant to let it go however, you cannot do it in every situation no matter how much you want to so don't take any decisions if not necessary and if it's getting too much leave before you end up lashing out because that will be good for no one. Best of luck my pile 3<333

Thankyou so so much, i hope this resonates and helps you guys in some way!!

#astrology #astrology notes #vedic astrology #astrology observations #free readings #askgames #astrology asks #exchange readings #exchange reading #tarot pac #may #probably one of my fav pacs ever #pac reading #pacreading #pick a card #pick a card reading #pick a card readings #pick a pile #pick one #freebirthchartreadings #freebirthchart #free tarot readings #free tarot

[copias-juicebox]

His military outfit please.

#the military jacket is even worse #If i ever see someone cosplaying that outfit i am going to fuck them. #i‘d suck a dick or eat pussy idk if you are man or woman #and i mean that i am going to seduce them.. or just ask if we can have sex right on the spot #the last one is my fav because of his cake and cute lil kick #ghost band #ghost #papa emeritus #tobias forge #ghesties #myedit #ghost sweden #papa emeritus iv #copia #the band ghost #ghost bc

[heynhay]

*fnaf kids cheering noise*

#klance #vld #voltron #THANK YOU FOR ALL THE INCREDIBLE PROMPTS NICO HOLY FUCK. I THINK WE ARE THE SAME PERSON #BECAUSE I LOVED EACH AND EVERY ONE #thats why i didnt use your ask to post this bc i wanted to save the rest for later teehee #no wonder you're a writer your head is full of such smart thoughts #really appreciated the sfx too #art #my art #ask #the almost-kiss is one of my fav art tropes like. ever #on the other hand if any of my irls ever find this i'll have to throw myself off a bridge but thats like. a future problem. #this one actually looks decent instead of the rest of my scrawl bc i used a reference. FOR ONCE.

[crimson-nail]

i have been cooking an over-complicated roleswap au for. a VERY long time

#mix of tristamp/trimax where i cherry-pick my favorite plot points designs and characters to create the ultimate mess of an au #just how i like it #unfortunately ‘group of dysfunctional shitheads find themselves having to collaborate’ is one of my fav tropes of all time #it’s not a 1:1 roleswap #more of a. narrative role swap? place/purpose in the story moreso than actions #some are more straight-forward #others are based on vibes #knives and vash easy. legato and meryl easy. elendira and milly is more hand-wavy but it makes sense i swear #i asked myself “what would happen if they were in this scenario? how would it change if a diff personality handled it? #and how they were shaped differently by the world due to the slight shift in story #it’s a lot of fun! i’m enjoying planning it. will i ever write it? who knows!! #‘what are the ships’ ‘yes.’ #you’ve heard of polygun now get ready for polygung #trigun #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #charlie’s art #millions knives #elendira the crimsonnail #legato bluesummers #livio the double fang #razlo the tri punisher of death #swap au #roleswap au #designs

[greenfiend]

I love Will and Jonathan's beautiful bond. I'd like to see more Byers brothers fanarts :) (I love your art, it's amazing)

Here you go dear moot 💕

I hope you like it!!

#my fav brothers ever #🥹 #Will Byers #Jonathan Byers #stranger things #stranger things art #ask #art request

[miutonium]

CRAIG IS AWARE OF YOU ON TWITTER?!?!?!

He noticed a few of my posts before but this post is the one I am embarassed about because:

IMAGINE SEEING SOMEONE PROFESSING THEIR LOVE ON THEIR OC LIKEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#LIKE OKAY CAN YOU IMAGINE ME TELLING 6YO ME THAT IN 20 YEARS THR GUY WHO MADE MY FAV SHOW WILL NOTICE ME FOR THE WRONG REASON??? #LIKE ITS SO EMBARASSING I DONT THINK I EVER BEEN THIS EMBARASSED BEFORE #Since then I just dont care about gushing about prof on twitter and like go ham lmfaoo #if the creator himself doesnt care that I simp for his own OC then no one can stop me from setting the cringe button to Wumbo #asuka speaks #ask #bumblingbriars

[sleepis4theweak]

if you still want requests

maybe mikey hugging one of his brothers? you choose!

ignore me if you don’t want to i totally get it ;)

Mikey is strong lol <3

#tmnt mikey #rottmnt #tmnt raphael #sunrise duo!! #probably my fav duo #the brothers ever <3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2018 #answered asks #cute ask!! #my art #Sleepy art

[damianbugs]

23 and 14 for damian in the ask game? i am curious ^-^

23. Favorite picture of this character?

picking one was so hard i was scrolling through my camera roll for so long, so i think i'll just show u one of my fav covers. this is a variant for robin #9 by crystal kung and it is so beautiful to me. i love how damian is drawn here <3

crystal kung is also the artist behind these variants !!

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

fair warning i know nothing about fashion including what aesthetic is called what since i own the same plain shirt in six different colours and i have one pair of (really cute) jeans to my name.

that being said, i think damian would love wearing the classic kurti/kurta + jeans combo as an everyday casual. i once wrote in a fic that ra's sends damian clothes from home and since then i have always imagined damian wearing them unless stated otherwise. in case you're not familiar with what i mean:

#damian wayne #my fav guy of all time ever #saki asks

[terezicaptor]

(If this doesn't post anonymously then you can just screenshot and black out my name please) You know how tubbo told that bunny worker that he was pregnant? Well I've been thinking about the angst potential.

Like what if tubbo started to miscarry while richas was killing him? What then? No one but sunny foolish and that bunny worker knew he was pregnant in the first place. He never told anyone else. Sunny just facing the wall hands over her ears while phil is making jokes about tubbo's death. All she can think about is how she lost not only her pa, but her baby sibling as well that day.

Do you think that bunny worker reported to the federation about tubbo's pregnancy? How he was asking for child support money? Do you think that's the reason cucurucho was showing up to events? To check up on tubbo? Was that why fred was supposed to be at the valentines day event? Did the feds plan to have her relocated so he could keep an eye on tubbo and the baby? (They DO NOT want to pay that guy child support) Do you think fred, hearing wispers of tubbos death decided to just leave. And once she was sure she was out of ear shot do you think she just burst into tears. Do you think that's the reason cucurucho kept bursting out laughing during the movie? Because he was in such disbelief over tubbo's death?

Listen I'm crazy IM SO CRAZY OVER THIS

this ask has been in my inbox for a whole week and im genuinely fucking obsessed with it. im staring at you with so much amazement and love in my eyes tbh

i need to live in a world where this au is canon tbh because im so invested and interested in all the impies (implications said in a cute way)

like im obsessed w the fact that this implies a fed x tubbo polycule. which is a wholeass Thing ive been thinking about since forever. and also cucu and fred and the bunny assumedly all caring abt tubbos wellbeing and all loving him and not being incredibly jealous at all. all being happy with sharing him if it means he's happy. and then the upset over the obvious. his death and miscarriage.

anon do you know i love you. do you know the impact you have on my life

#genuinely probably my fav ask ive ever gotten #i dont think anything even sparked this i think i just got this ask one day #mcyt fav tag #asks #anonymous #qsmp #fedbo #tubborucho #frubbo #tubbunny #anon if ur still here come back and say more

[majunju]

What are your thoughts on long haired mls in otome isekai?

LOVE THEMMM wish there were more of them out there tbh . shoutout to ricardis from a night without shadow the only white hair ml ever

#asks #im joking im a terry enjoyer first and foremost #read a transmigrator’s privilege it’s my fav series ever

[carma-tjol]

i had 17 different heart attacks over the course of drawing this but here's ur psykos bayonetta au

#aka the au absolutely no one asked for #opm #one punch man #bayonetta #psykos #carma art #crossover #suggestive #ohhhghhh nmy god #imgoiung to die #TWO OF MY FAV FEMME FATALES IN ONE??? #bayonetta is the best game ever btw #the only reason im not spending all my time on it is bc #the hack and slash game adrenaline mixed with going OHHH MY GOD BAYONETTAAAA constantly legit makes my chest hurt

[lotus-pear]

HOLD ON I GOTCHU (it’s in my camera roll bc it’s one of my fave panels hehe)

also including this anthology panel just bc… no reason *whistles innocently*

CONGRATS ON 5K AND HAPPY NEW YEAR BTW!!!! <33333

YESSSSS OMFG TY TO MY MAN😭😭 i knew i wasn’t hallucinating it >:] they are so silly i love wan for all the skk and chuuya/atsushi interactions we get it’s crazy to think chuuya and atsushi have never met in the canon timeline

#ALSO THATS MY FAV ANTHOLOGY OMFG I LOVE CHUUYA BIG BROTHERING ELISE🥺🥺 #AND LIKE THE SUBTLE SKK AND ATSUSHI AND KYOUKA BEING THE SIBLINGS EVER….I MISS THEM #lotus’s asks