i can’t wait to be a cute little housedyke.
waking up and getting the tea and coffee on while i make two lunches and warm our breakfast. i’ll pack up my wife’s lunch and send them off with a kiss and a blessing (not christian) over the car.
i’ll finish my coffee while making my to-do list of the day and set out the dinner ingredients. then i’ll start on my baking or painting or beekeeping or whatever it is i do for money from home.
and i’ll open the windows and tidy and send my wife cute pictures of me in my apron.
on some days i’ll load my wares into my little car and head to the farmers market to sell and come home with all kinds of ingredients and handmade trinkets and line them up on the bed me and my wife share once i set the sheets and pillows all neat.
and once the tasks are done and the dinner is simmering or in the oven, with my little glass with a drink in my hand, i’ll roll my little joint and a bigger one to share, and wait for my wife to get home ✨
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I GOT ONTO GOOGLE SEARCH!!!!
I KNOW HIW THE ALGORITHM WORK AND I DONT CARE I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY OWN ART ON GOOGLE WHILE SEARCHING FOR MEMES
IM GONNA DIE!!!
Have some memes while I celebrate
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dream job: opening a bookstore/cafe with loads of nerdy stuff around (statues, funko pops etc.) and there's noise cancelling headphones by every table which you can also uss to listen to the tv in the corner thag plays a film. and there's like darth vader toast which you can choosd what you want on it from a list of options and like cookies and brownies in the shape of characters made with a cookie cutter. and you can read the books in the cafe (for a pound) or buy them and take them home. and the person behind the counter has a seat because why tf can they not?? they're standing up for so long. and the staff have pronoun badges. and there's like a small comfort room for ppl if they get overwhelmed. and there's a lifesized cutout of mark hamill just because.
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one day i will be sitting in a silly little one room studio apartment with a really big window open that's letting in the perfect amount of light and i'll have a sleepy cat laying on my leg while i'm sitting on the floor drawing something for an animation job and nice music will be playing softly in the background and that's when i'll know i made it in life
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no thoughts. just anya taylor-joys anatomically correct heart cakes at her wedding
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I had a lovely dream last night. I was in a school gym doing like an obstacle course and they were throwing things at us that were supposed to be scary including a big bat and a little bat. and I caught the little bat and just kept it cause it was so cute it looked like this:
it was so round and fit in my pocket. I gave it scritches under its little chin
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