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voxisdaddy · 30 days

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You know how in Black Butler, when Sebastian fucked that nun the entire place shook and it sounded like a giant was stomping around on earth?

That’s what I imagine sex with Alastor is like. Every single time and you can’t change my mind. Like I hear and see it. Whole house shakes.

Like imagine he’s rutting into you up in his radio tower and the hotel residence are like, “wtf is that?” “Is that an earth quake?” “Quick! Everyone grab something stable!”

Meanwhile it’s just Alastor and his s/o, having some loving time :p

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Vox watching as his massive monitor set up all fall apart, some of it falling into the void pit that he’s only now regretting having installed into his office. Valentino screeching about all the cameras and expensive wine glasses shattering on the floor. Velvette stumbling around with smeared mascara from the ‘earth quake’ interrupting her makeup routine.

“What the fuck is happening—!?” Velvette roars at Vox.

With one monitor left, Vox switched through the camera feeds and falls upon one he keeps constantly watching that damned hotel. Two silhouettes can be seen from Alastor’s radio tower, the earth quake matching up with every thrust Alastor’s silhouette pushes into yours.

“FUCKING ALASTOR—“

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Some high ranking angels in heaven watching the shit show go down in hell:

“is hell really falling?”

“What the heck’s this earth quake?”

“Does anyone see what’s causing this?”

“DAAAAAMMMN RADIO FREAKS A FREAK—“

“Adam please be quiet—“

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chalamet-chalamet · 5 months

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Tom: I’m going for his eyes, his beautiful eyes.

Olivia: Well that’s nice.

Tom: I think Timothée conveys so much with his eyes. He has two of the best eyes I’ve ever seen. (Laughs). Beautiful eyes, right? What color are his eyes? Does anyone know?

Off camera: Green

Olivia: Are they? Oh god he’s so beautiful.

-Olivia Colman & Tom Davis Design Timothée Chalamet Wonka Cookies (YouTube credit: The Hook)

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #tom davis #this is funny lol #olivia colman #wonka #wonka 2023 #wonka promo #December 7

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9gust3 · 1 year

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first tumblr post let’s see how this goes!

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oldsoulgunsnrosesgirl · 10 days

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Yeah Just Pour It All Over Me Joe Just Like That Lol😍🤭

#joe elliott #one of my men #hes so hot #pour some sugar on me #i love this man so much #this is funny lol

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buckets-thought-dump · 1 month

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I’m gonna be gone today but if I don’t see at least 100 boops by the time I get back I’m gonna fucking lose it

#excuse the shitty art but I got no time today #boops #this is funny lol

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ohhcrazybananabro · 8 months

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Hewwwooo Pookieeee! :3 Did you know one of your peoples (a stinky anti) told me to sell myself, that that was the only thing I was good for, and that I’m a whore, over characters from a children’s movie? When I was 14? And it said so in my bio? UwU

Oh um…that’s a lil messed up G…. uhhh antis are stupid i guess

#what the fuck am i doing #this is funny LOL

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once-ler-ask-blog153 · 10 months

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