#this is factual

[theo-notts-doll]

nico di angelo, damian wayne and regulus black are all the same person in different fonts thank you that is all

#nico di angelo #damian wayne #damian al ghul #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #i love them all #archive of our own #batman #percy jackson #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #harry potter #marauders era #this is a lane ik what i'm talking about in #this is factual #black cat to the extreme #they all need a hug

[cruulsummer]

Hello welcome to my show, which Titans are thinking about the Roman Empire

Robin: is constantly thinking about the Roman Empire. Sometimes he’s just lost in thought and everyone is like “wonder what he’s thinking about?” 9 times out of 10 it’s the Roman Empire. He’s coming up with battle techniques and plans of attack based around it.

Cyborg: thinks about the Roman Empire but is chill about it. He thinks about the Roman mob and the fall of Rome a lot.

Beast Boy: there’s not a thought behind those eyes…. Does not think about the Roman Empire. But he has planned out exactly how he would survive should there be a zombie apocalypse.

Starfire: Listens to Robin talk about the Roman Empire and gets super into the history. She’s into the scandal side of it. It’s so juicy:

“Richard explain the ‘tea’ about Cleopatra and Caesar again”

“It’s not tea babe.”

“Yes yes, tell the part about the rug!”

Raven: likes the art and literature that came from the era but other than that she doesn’t really think about it much.

#This is factual #teen titans #titans #dc #Robin #nightwing #cyborg #beast boy #raven #Starfire #koriand'r

[luverleaver]

Sam was asking Jake to count how long he can hold his breathe for underwater, while Jake just gave him a random number bc he was too busy reading his book on lost religions

#this is factual #Danny told me himself #gvf #greta van fleet #sam kiszka #jake kiszka

[the-pickle-jar]

#this is factual

[disc0-carp3t]

*me on a first date*: would you still love me if i told you i realised i was bisexual because of a 40 year old greasy alcoholic man who nearly killed himself?

#shitpost #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #this is factual #i went through the bisexual journey alongside harry #he thinks the smoker on the balcony is hot? guess what i discovered about myself when i saw klaasje

[dramatic-delirium]

Me: Adhd go brrr can't even get enough energy to properly eat

Also me: OMG the cat treats are over the stray cat who visits me like one hr a day will get sad

*cycles in direct sunlight in 41°C (105.8°F) for 15 km (9.2 mi) to buy enough cat treats for months*

#this is factual #my brain is officially cooked #I will never be able to be an intellectual now 😔 #cats #adhd #cycling #recklessness #personal chaos

[methinmycoffee]

I think Cartman and Butters both loveeee trash TV, especially Kardashian related nonsense. Butters likes it because Kim is his girlfriend or whatever. They both like it because they get to see “stupid women” tear each other to shreds. Cartman is literally kicking his feet and giggling the whole time they’re watching.

#south park #butters stotch #Eric cartman #this is factual #they have organized meet ups to watch #Cartman always brings milk duds and popcorn #if he connects with Butters enough over the epsiodes he might share

[onekisstotakewithme]

🍓

Chris!!! 💜💜💜

You always have such good takes and you also have GREAT taste in music. Love chatting with you about NCIS (our beloathed), how does it feel being right so much of the time??

you're just so cool tbh.

#this is factual #🍓 asks

[lucyghoul]

nat is lotties soulmate and lottie is travis’s soulmate and travis is nat’s soulmate

#this is factual

[abushelandablog]

Sam with Tory (post s5) and Miyagi Fang

Sam with Terry Silver

#this is factual #science #cobra kai #sam larusso #terry silver #ck spoilers #i just think sam larusso deserves to go apeshit on terry godamnit #daniel crane kicking terry wasn’t enough i need larusso 2.0 to make him regret ever being born #and also be secretly hella impressed dkfkf #sam x terry

[overleftdown]

yk ur abt to hear a bad opinion when someone says “i love matt murdock but-“. extra points if they bring up s2. that man is a victim in every single season. “he’s toxic” my ass. my actual butt cheeks. i dont want to hear it, and if i do, i will eviscerate you. “oh but he cheated on-“ no he DIDNT. “but he lied a lot” oh boohoo, what are we, the catholic church?? matt does many unreasonable things, but none of them are *without reason*. everything, and i mean EVERYTHING he does, he does it to protect other people. sometimes he fucks it up because he NEVER LEARNED ANY BETTER.

shush. shoosh. im looking at you, karen stans. i love you but pls pls pls pls he never cheated on her and he actively rejected elektra until karen and foggy left him in the dust and she once again manipulated him into believing she was the only person that loved him-

#matt murdock #matthew murdock #daredevil #karen page #matt murdock apologism #apologism is fr all im good for #like #its most of my personality #i just go on and on and on and on #defending my fav characters #cuz nobody understand them like i do #this is factual

[ilunapb]

Crushing on unatainable men is my full time job i sadly don't get paid for.

<3

#this is factual #life laugh love #tom hiddleston #adam driver #draco malfoy #armitage hux #sapphic moment #castiel #lovecore

[racewinnerlandonorris]

the paparazzi lando pics 😳😳 he so fine daym

it’s been 385 days since he last posted a thirst trap, his holiday dump better be filled with them

#this is factual #his last thirst trap was the paddling pool #because the pics from holiday last year didn’t count because they were group pics #ask #anon

[endreal]

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

#Endreal in real life #good for thinking #actual factual conversations #last place

[c0ke-fairy]

#ugly men are hot #emo #scemo #yummy #this is factual

[invinciblelikeu]

i cracked the case

the reason dream hasn’t released his minecraft inspired song yet is because the producers of the minecraft live action movie actually contacted him and made a deal to feature his song in the film along with a special cameo + dream in the post credits scene

#i’m so right and correct #this is factual