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#I think I've seen her on a documentary! #I don't think I could ever in the world if competitive chile contests but I respect people who do SO MUCH #Especially after seeing how a friend of mine went down on a summer getaway in the '10s #Secondhand humility be upon me

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Spend the morning setting up a dozen cuffs and belts and dyeing, and this afternoon on a revisit of an older flash piece. Definitely prefer the newer version.

#Dee I love this piece so much it makes my heart hurt #I wish I was anywhere near close enough to ask if it'd be possible to work with you #(the moon is even filigreed like my wings are)

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seabtbelt

I've had bdsm scenes with less psychosexual Dominance/submission undertones than whatever is going on with those guys in fast and/or big trucks on the highway.

Like, I'm sorry I'm in front of you and I'm not doing 20 over the speed limit. I promise this is solely because I'm trying to get to work in relative safety. It wasn't intended as a slight on the size or quality of your reproductive organs, as you have clearly interpreted it.

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Hoo abowt thatte!

Yogurt catte

With a strawberry hatte

And he’s fulle fatte

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[gentle gasp] Johnathan Livingston???

I got this ad on Tumblr and uhhhhh

That's a fucking seagull

I have to assume this is a mistake and they actually meant to use the dove of peace rather than the seabird of petty theft, but it's not an inapt symbol for the type of Christian-ish doctrine that represents God as a jumped-up Santa Claus

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On the prowl

#WHAT #OP this is SO cool #I need a tag for people I don't know personally but love the selfies of

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

#I support women in this

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to the sweethearts who rb my photos; I would volunteer as your champion in a fight to defend your honour and your rights

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One of my hips always tells the truth and the other always lies

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almost caused a car accident with this outfit

#Oye look at my cute friend! #Love how you matched your necklace and eyeshadow color :)

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@featherlessredheads, @aka-maggie, & @snacon-jazz tagged for a selfie, cheers!

Chuckin' a tag at:

@ianvs @sleeping-jo @theroyaltenenblarghs (especially given how inspired I was to take eucalyptus bark photos) @darklord-fenrir @getoffmylavvn @belovedgoofball @rosiry-fromskyrim @birdamnesiadetective @neverbeencaughtever @prohibition-in-curls21 @the-mighty-neckbeard & literally anyone else. Tag me with ya faces.

#Oye look at my cute friend!

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable