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a summary of nortrell in the second half of 2021

lando gets back from austria, and max moves in around that time

they stream together, huddled behind lando's desk

they watch the football together on a sofa with a laptop

max is literally attatched to lando the day they're at goodwood, bar the hour or so he spends with quadrant/veloce

they have a football match date that evening, it's the finals and they're there in suits, etc etc

max streams from lando's pc, already wearing one of lando's (rhude x mclaren) t-shirts, lando gets out the shower and checks on him in only a bathrobe

he's streaming again and this time he has to open the door for lando because he's locked himself out

lando goes to silverstone for race weekend stuff, max is only there on saturday chilling in the brdc area and with quadrant. he does 'session debrief' streams gushing over lando's performance

it's the british summer heatwave and they get a paddling pool. lando gets max to take thirst traps of him floating in the pool

they go out golfing and that includes lando zooming in on max lying on his side posing on the green for his instagram story

there's another golf occasion where it starts pouring with rain and max is wearing lando's rain jacket while he's soaking wet

lando goes to hungary for the race weekend, max is getting lonely at home

they recieve a box of doughnuts from the neighbors and it turns out that max's lando impression is immaculate

lando gets back from hungary after tyre testing and they do a last stream before heading off to go on holiday. it involves lando appearing mid-ironing and hitting the table everytime someone subbed

connor streams while they're on holiday and him, max and tom quote lando memes at him. max is also half drunk but very soft towards lando

a video is posted of lando cutting max's steak

they come back to the uk and hit the golf course

lando leaves for the race weekend at spa

max shaves his beard off at some point - he didn't know when either

max is lonely again

lando crashes, max does an insta live about how they need to prioritise safety at the track

the race is a farce, max streams and lando's in chat

lando gets back to the uk and netflix gets some golfing content with the two of them

max shares an insta story of lando getting out of his car to go to work. the 'cum jeans' discussion begins

max and lala content

lando goes to zandvoort for the race weekend

max starts using his own discord account instaed of lando's

lando's wearing the cat fur hoodie max wore the day before

max confirms on stream that they do in fact share clothes

lando appears in chat at some point when max is streaming purely to bully him (gently)

max checks out wattpad and is scarred

max has his first irl qdrnt filming day, which includes who wants to be a millionare, agree/disagee, yes/no, and a who's most likely to that hasn't been released

during the who wants to be a millionare, max calls oli because he forgot the exact date of lando's birthday

lando comes back to the uk for a day or so before leaving for the race weekend at monza

max discovers ao3 and reads (most likely) a nortrell fic that is (most likely) tagged explicit. he is scarred for life and swears to stay off thet side of the internet.

max goes to shennington for qdrnt filming with steve. they watch the sprint race and max big-ups lando the whole time

the race goes very well for mclaren and lando. max posts an insta story wearing a rhude x mclaren hoodie, captioned "this hoodie's mine now bob, clearly good luck"

lando gets back to the uk

they go to veloce for qdrnt stuff and lando is looking at max with heart eyes the entire time. one of these insta stories was deleted a few minutes after it was posted [x][x]

the who wants to be a milionare vid is released, and lando is shocked that max didn't know his birthday

the two of them have a home photoshoot and filming day, leading to a LOT of content

actual quote "it [the monaco 2018 helmet] has a girl on the back. no men sadly"

max asked lando if he knew max's birthday. he didn't even know the year

max has another qdrnt shoot with the rest of the squad

lando leaves for the race weekend in russia

lando gets pole and posts a selfie to his instagram with the tyre trophy. max comments "That'll do 🧡" then deletes it within two hours. people still get screenshots. he also goes in the qdrnt discord unprompted that evening to shout "POOOOOLLLLLEEEE" and ping everyone. chaos ensures.

the race happens.

lando returns to the uk to spend two whole says on the sim then goes to italy to launch the ln kart

max has qdrnt filming: 'simulating' weather whilst simracing, never have i ever, lots of stuff involving whiteboards, tiktoks etc. most of the content is still unreleased

ria posts a tiktok with the qdrnt members to the audio 'smile if you like dick'. the author will not comment on this.

later that day, tom streams and max reveals that he is still not over the race.

max streams them playing golf when lando's back. it involves lando spanking him with a golf club, them wearing each others' shirts, and max pulling a face when lando says he's 'the man of the house' implying that he isn't

facebook goes down and it's a good time for max to stream. he claims twitch is down and doesn't

max finally sets up his pc

they both stream from the new setup. lando's half asleep. they are both insanely soft with each other

actual quote: "[chat: give lando a hug] he gets plenty of hugs. he's fine. he's tired"

lando leaves for the gp in turkey and has an impromptu photoshoot at the airport

lando get's back to the uk

max streams and lando appears, fresh from a nap. tom's there to third wheel. lando cooks dinner and sings. max is convinced he'll get banned from twitch

max is late to a group stream because he has to drop lando off to work.

they have a qdrnt filming day at their house: best overtakes, reaction test, lie detector, reacting to old videos, who said what, the elgato ad, and tiktoks. lando and max bully (affectionate) each other the entire time

lando flies out to the us for the gp, but a bit earlier for sponsor events

max streams a shit ton because he's lonely. he goes karting with oli and they race 'slicks in the wet' and convinces over a thousand people to keep lando's birthday presents a secret

actual quote: "i'm lonely, i just want my papaya man to come home"

max starts playing the f1 game with ticktum

lando returns from the us

mclaren shadow host a charity stream. lando and max are both involved, as well as a bunck of other (mostly veloce-affiliated) content creators. they play rocket league after and lando tunes in to max's stream

lando gets home and they both play f1 with ticktum until like halfway through the night

they attempt to both stream and they break their internet. lando also turned his whole body to look at/smile at max

lando leaves for the triple header, starting in mexico

max streams and brings up that lando has left his ring. he puts it on, tumblr lose their shit this is also the first day he's away

max streams a shit ton over the next week

he leaves for abu dhabi for the qdrnt x yas heat collab

max drives a race car for the first time since he stopped f3

he returns a day before the brazil race weekend begins

qdrnt launch 'the pitwall', i.e. a watchalong. it involves max big-upping lando the whole time

the race in qatar

lando returns to the uk and the first thing they do is hit the golf course

lando does some qdrnt filming (it's his last filming of the year) watching max, steve and yashish's yas marina track walk. he agrees with everything max says

they do a qdrnt squad stream playing uno. lando is hyperactive and max just wants dinner

lando gets a tiny mclaren from work and takes it home.

lando appears when max and tom are streaming, max promptly ends the stream

lando flies out to saudi arabia for the race

lando announces his move to monaco, max chooses not to comment. his twitch mods introduce a timeout for people who keep asking

ted kravitz spreads misinformation that max is keeping the woking house. he also refers to them as 'mr and mrs'

max wasn't aware of this

tom asks max on stream who's mr and who's mrs. max says lando is mrs because he has no arm hair

max looks through twitter photoshop memes and sees a photo of lando in a dress. he says lando should wear one genuinely. tumblr lose their shit

max and tom do a cooking stream and offend the entirety of italy

max and qdrnt fly out to abu dhabi for the race, they're in the yas marina suite

lando qualifies p3 and max gets papped taking a insta story of him driving past

qdrnt announce their first venture into competitive esports (hcs)

max stays in the uae for post season testing living the wag life kym illman gets a pic

they come back, play golf and have a winter wonderland date

lando does a six hour long stream watching hcs. max flits in and out. they discuss monaco and how lando feels max is better off staying in the uk because he'll get lonely in monaco. max offers to be house-husband and says he doesn't mind being lonely in monaco if he's with lando. tumblr lose their shit. they also bicker about golf

they grind halo multiplayer ranked, and max streams. he spends a few minutes at the end trying to convince himself us that the next year will be fine

he streams again the next day, and it's his final stream of 2021. he spends yet another few minutes telling everyone that it's going to be fine. lando appears solely to be a little shit

they go golfing together for the last time in 2021. lando confirms that max got a hole in one

they both go to max's parents house and lando gets a haircut

lando golfs with his brother and some friends. chat: where's max

actual quote "me and max broke up. we don't live together. we're not evern friends anymore"

max appears in chat and lando forgets what he said.

we find out that they have full time stolen some of each others' clothes

they go to dubai together with friends

#this is a summary.#my tenses are all over the place here sorry #there are also probably so many typos #didn't realise it was this long #lando norris #max fewtrell #not gonna tag with f1 bc its so long #nortrell #i hate how people clip things but don't appropriately name said clips #nortrell timeline

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