Yeah, I love writing nsfw, but some romance in my life would be fun too
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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Charlie would definitely make her dad participate in the hotel exercises lmao
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I can’t believe one of the plot points in Hannibal was that he couldn’t get Will pregnant so he baby trapped him with a teenager? I feel like he could have asked him to dinner before he tried all that.
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Secret Robin au
Bruce was on edge for the rest of patrol
Prev / Next / Commission info / ko-fi
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sorry for not replying, i am unbearably nervous at all times
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Bloodweave but princess mononoke.
I swear this is 10x funnier in my head 😔
Why magic missile? Because i just watch a bg3 speedrun parody video (it’s really good!).
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
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the most erotic thing in the known universe is when a guy stretches or moves in a way that his shirt rides up his belly and you get a glimpse of happy trail. good lordt
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