#they’re frens

[save-the-villainous-cat]

could u do a villain having a crush on hero, but not admitting it, and the other villains/henchmen teasing them for it bc they’re all “i am the epitome of darkness and all things evil” but when hero shows up they’re a blushing mess 😭 love ur writing <3

The henchman looked down at their victim. Slowly, they kicked them with their boot over, so that they were lying on their back. Blood was dripping down a wound on their forehead and their eyes seemed to be glassy already. What they hated the most about this job was the cleaning. A crime scene was truly hard to make look like before.

They wrinkled their nose.

“Looking pretty dead, if you ask me.” They turned towards their boss and tilted their head, hopefully signalling them that this meant they could wrap things up.

“We haven’t checked all of the perimeter,” the villain noted. The henchman knew quite well the villain wasn’t the best at concentrating on one thing. However, when it came to the hero, they were easily determined. They let their bloody knuckles crack, one after the other and the henchman wasn’t even sure why they had agreed to help the villain in the first place. This seemed a little too private. Even for them. “I’m curious about the basement.”

“Believe me, no one survived. And even if they did, they’re long gone. No one’s here anymore.” The henchman looked around and their eyes went over the warm bodies. They had to admit, these were quite drastic measures but the villain was…a special person.

“Hm.” Their boss was clearly not satisfied with that answer, so they started fidgeting. For as long as the henchman had known them, they weren’t one to be still. They walked up and down like a panther in a cage, searching through files and for cameras, taking in heavy breaths when they were frustrated, frowning when they got distracted. All of that was pretty much normal but the henchman also knew that they were nervous and moving more than usually.

It was an open secret now that people tried to assassinate the city’s saviour and the villain had tried everything in their power to prevent it.

It had been a long, incredibly and frustratingly long journey to watch the villain fall in love. They were stubborn and apparently not capable of allowing themselves to feel anything besides…rage. So, when the henchman had to watch them flirt with the hero awkwardly, they felt like a kid watching their parents.

Strangely sweet and totally embarrassing. God, what a mess.

So, it didn’t surprise the henchman that the villain tried to eliminate every possible threat.

“Your little hero will surely survive if one or two people attack them,” they said eventually. “They’re pretty tough.”

“This isn’t about the hero.” That made the henchman roll their eyes.

“No, you obviously just like killing random people.” The villain looked up from the papers they were looking through and frowned. It was like dealing with a teenager who was too embarrassed to ask out their crush and the henchman was so unbelievably sick of it.

“How about you look through this old bad boy—” they slapped the PC on the table next to them “—instead of being such a nuisance?”

The henchman grinned.

“I don’t think the hero likes people who insult their friends,” they said as they (reluctantly) sat down and turned on the computer. The desktop was illuminated by a strange blue light, dipping the already dark room into a weird atmosphere.

“Oh, what would you know about what they like…” The henchman could see the villain’s ears turn red and it would have been impressive what kind of power the hero had over them if it wasn’t so pathetic.

“Well, what would you know? You can’t even look them in the eyes when they talk to you.” That one team-up a few months ago had been really strange. An undeniable chemistry had been looming around the hero and the villain. Both got excited about the other’s tech, both technically read each other’s minds when they were creating plans and both were too oblivious to notice the people around them and their ugh-get-a-room-looks. Everyone on the team referred to it as The Incident. At least the villain had been in a good mood for the whole week after that.

“That’s, hey, that’s not true.”

“I don’t blame you. It’s like the whole city is thirsting after them. People definitely have too much time on their hands,” the henchman mumbled as they tried all kinds of password combinations to get into the computer. They looked over to the villain who seemed…determined? To be thinking a little too much?

“But the hero wouldn’t sleep with a fan…right?”

“If it’s too hot in summer, they probably will,” the henchman answered as the computer announced for the third time that their access got denied.

“Ah, forget it.” The villain showed absolutely no appreciation for their joke and somehow that was what did it for the henchman.

“Okay, listen.” The henchman pushed themselves away from the desk and rolled over to the villain with their chair. “You both are incredibly pathetic people and I truly believe that I will throw myself out of a window if I have to watch you flirt with them one more time.”

“…I’m not that bad, am I?”

The henchman sighed.

“They like you. They like you a lot. You obviously care for each other.”

“Debatable,” the villain said and the henchman wanted to pull out their hair.

“Okay,” the henchman said. “I’ll ask them out then.”

The look the villain gave them was indescribable.

#they’re frens #the password was d1cknb@lls btw #writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #hero #villain #heroes and villains #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request

[hoshiika]

Btw here’s the full drawing :3

That’s Murch and my beloved oc Stella hhh

#my art #splatoon #murch #oc art #they’re frens #!!! #oh and there’s spyke…

[21deppstreet]

Baxter (I named the into the woods wolf that with a friend) and Barn

#they’re frens #they were roommates #Johnny Depp #myart #monsters #vampire #wolf #cartoon #Baxter bananas #barnabas collins #dark shadows

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Hot take movie sonic and prime sonic would be friends

Agreed!

#They both would be best frens #Prime!Sonic #Sonic Wachowski #mystery anon #off topic #They’re just… they’re both babies

[oobbbear]

I love food I love to cook I love appreciating foods all three meals are important and need to be treated with respect I work to eat food makes life good

#probably the reason why I stayed chubby all my life but okay #diet meals are boring #I need my happy chemicals to keep my day going #my frens who were on diet look like they’re gonna pass out all the time #they need rice #and the perfect soya sauce soup I make #I make the best soya sauce soup #it goes amazing with noodle and tofu #bearz rambling tag

[bulbasauryeee]

drew MORE gay people. these guys i swear

#teehee #these are supposed to be all separate if it wasn’t clear they’re not all part of one thing #the ‘sup gwen’ is there cause gwen crispy-crust saw the bit of dirk’s face in the kanaya pic and was like hi dirk #and also wow surprise surprise they’re the reason i’m posting this woaaahhhh #shoutouts tho thank you for being so encouraging fren :)) #homestuck #my art #home24uck #kanaya maryam #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #don’t mind the shocked dave :)

[nympippi]

“Everything stays. But it still changes”

#c!dream #dreblr #pippi art #c!tommy #discduo #c!primeboys #ahhhh!! I had such a fun time with this! I love my Discduo bois!!! #but they’re still the same. just different now :) #enderman dream #emderman tommy #season 2 c!dream #season 2 c!tommy #dsmp season 2 #c!dream fanart #c!tommy fanart #they’re frens now ; ;

[resident-cake-anon]

[fe artscuffle] reunion at dawn

“five years from today, all of us will meet again at the monastery.”

inspo. ft. @justrandomselfships’s heather <3

❀ yellow roses symbolize friendship, warmth, and affection

❀ after five years of worrying and undergoing the toils of war, the moment heather and catalina see each other again, alive and well, is overwhelming

❀ heather can feel herself move forward before she can think, once her thoughts catch up to her, she stops

❀ she remembered from their academy days that it was important for catalina that she initiate physical contact, never knowing why but if it was important to catalina it was important to her too

❀ that thought did not linger for long before catalina leaped into heather’s arms, only one thing running through both their minds

❀ “you’re alive, you’re safe, and you’re here”

taglist! dm for removal or addition :)

@justrandomselfships @impurra @punkcollar @bioexorcizm

moots add me to your taglists!

rbs greatly appreciated!

#they’re so important to me.. waaaa #fe artscuffle #cake anon’s art! #selfship #self ship #selfship kinda??? #platonic selfship but it’s just me lovin my frens -w- #platonic self ship #moots <3 #fe oc #fe3h oc #fe3h self insert #fodlansona #fe self insert #self insert #s/i

[justcallmeumi]

me and my fren ernest! he’d never had thai food before so i showed him what that’s all about :)

annnd a selfie i took at the end of the night! tell me im pretty 💅🏻💁🏻‍♀️

{{Ocean (she/her) mid-20’s}}

#also that’s his hat which is why it’s not a great color for my outfit #me #mine #trans girl #recovery #girlslikeus #personal #transgender #recovering addict #lgbtq+ #selfie #would’ve loved if i’d taken a selfie w ani but i’ll make sure we get one next time #ani is my new fren and they’re v cool and cute

[still-got-no-idea]

ohh Thanks for the explanation, I think i get it now! :D [dw its not rambling, its interesting lol] [[ I want to be a psychologist when i'm older so I assume i'll be in that course too one day lol]] [[I always assumed that I'd only need a degree in psychology :O]] btw replying in askbox since i reached rb limit so you dont *have* to answer this lol, i just want to reply before my braincells reset

It’s fine! Most of this is just how it is in the US, so I don’t entirely know how much of it is accurate to other places. Which is more or less why it’s always important to ask people who are more involved into what you’re trying to do! (Basically some people told me that I’d have a better chance doing what i wanted to do if i had a different major lol-)

Also i still have some of my professor’s slides, and some other things from my classes lol

#aster talks #aster answers #ello fren :> #i don’t mind answering these lol. they’re fun! #also i really like my field. it has a lot of options for me that i feel like fit pretty well :3 #(of course there are some I could never do. like juvenile court liaison) #but yeh. i really do like it :3 #(which I’m pretty sure is obvious lol-)

[decembermoonskz]

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#vent.txt #I kinda feel really weird about like not writing fic #yk I obviously know there’s more to my life than writing fic and I can do it whenever #but I’m just amazed ppl follow me without me doing that yk? #idk weird feelings but it’s just like it felt like that was the main reason ppl followed me and yet they’re still #here #and I’m amazed and thankful and shocked all at once #idk it’s not like I’m tying my fics to my worth as a person or anything. nothing like that #it’s just like when ppl kept asking me about my fics I figured that’s all they wanted for a bit #like I myself didn’t really matter they just wanted to know why my fics aren’t available rn #and if ppl unfollow that’s none of my business obviously but it made those tiny thoughts pop out to me #so when you guys are kind to me and stuff and or send an ask in my inbox I’m genuinely shocked and happy that you came to talk to me yk? #this is how I end up seeing asks in my inbox a lot #so if you ever think ‘she’s awfully happy about an ask’ that’s why #anyways I just realized that I do miss writing fic but idk it feels like I’m just here yk? and I’m okay with being here and talking to fren #for right now that’s more than enough for my blog #if you made it to the end of this ty for reading? hahaha I’m just venting a bunch

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

this one’s dedicated to 9 year old me

#homestuck #other #i remembered how much i loved them as a kid. im happy they’re frens :) #aaaand thats all i caught up to on bfb

[morbiezhellyeah]

Grimes: honk.

D-Stroy: WHAT.

Grimes: HONK.

D-Stroy: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF METAL?????

#dinotrux #dinotrux d-stroy #grimes #the best frens #they’re bffs i promise #grimes just loves to pull d-stroy's tail #hehehe

[bpdamn]

this weekend has been crazy. i’ve spent all of it with the friends i recently made and they’re the best people (besides my bf ofc) i’ve ever met. i feel safe around them, they get my struggles, i can laugh with them and still talk about serious shit when i need to. other than that.. my ex fp will be back in town soon and we’ll probably meet up. we talked on the phone an hour ago and it wasn’t even that awkward lol. i’m actually proud of myself for CALLING people and going out way more than i used to. i be fighting my fears ._.

#personal #i’ll just call them my frens from now on instead of THe fRiEnDs IvE rECeNtLy MaDe #cause they’re pretty much my only real friends HAHAH #besides of my bestie but yea we haven’t met quite some time #anyways am making progress

[inertblue]

pen comicccc

no more pages planned it just ends ksjdkdjdd

basically what would happen is just. valice explains to nich that that’s a fren to soothe him :)

#my art #my ocs #comic #Nicholas #valice #ward #said fren is a holy object/critter #that makes bell noises #that are magic/supposed to keep demons at bay #but is broken! soooo the noises are super muted #and as a result valice nabbed em and now they’re buds :) #as much as you can be bugs with someone who kidnapped you. it’s ok it likes the travelling #*buds

[exceptionally-stupid]

For a while, I’ve played with the idea of alternatives to a ouija board in world-building, and have been coming back to the idea of a ouija doll. Like a toy or something that a ghost or spirit or something possesses to communicate. And I’ve been thinking “what’s the optimal doll to do that with?”

And ever since then, I’ve had this image in my mind of a spirit medium trying to instruct a client that the way to talk to their ghost is to use the tickle-me elmo they brought. You have to- just- fucking tickle it to talk to the dead.

#but like it WOULD work well like that #it has a voice box the spirit can pronounce words with #it has a rigid skeleton that lacks joints necessary for free movement #it only works with input from the living meaning they’re still in control #like it has all the necessary bits and nothing more #ouija board #frens