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coffee--writes · 8 months

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Graceland Too

Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Reader

Word Count: 2k

Warnings: Mentions of Abuse, Violence, and Drug Use (Not by Reader or Five)

A/N: This is inspired by Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers. The lyrics are italicized!

Summary: Five Hargreeves embarks on a mission with you, a Commission mystery.

Five Hargreeves had not been there when you arrived with scars on your skin and your lips in a thin line.

Although he hadn’t been there, he had heard all the stories.

You were a Commission daydream. You were hard as steel. Took orders without a second thought. No one ever broke through that stony exterior of yours, something the two of you had in common. But that didn’t stop the stories from getting around. That day you showed up scarred and cold, you had been running from something. Abusive family, violent parents, constantly cracked up or hungover. No food on the table, barely a warm sheet to cover you at night. You had been in and out of depression. In and out of your mind.

Then one night, things changed.

The night you decided you were no longer a danger to yourself or others.

You made up your mind that night, the night your parents didn’t show. You laced up your shoes, yelled down the hall of your crumbling apartment building. Nobody answered. So you walked outside without an excuse to stay. That night, as you stumbled through city streets, starving, thirsty, bruised, defeated… the Commission saved you.

You were everything they could’ve wanted. A clean shot of an assassin, a hardened soldier loyal to its infantry. You spoke little. Friends were out of the picture. Another thing, you and him had in common. But one thing was never doubted , that you could do anything you wanted to. One of the highest kill counts, most assignments completed, employee of the year.

A Commission daydream.

Your story was infamous. It was one Five Hargreeves resonated with, admired. After all, his family had never been the definition of functional but at least he had had people to call home. Your story ran through his head as he stood outside the Handler’s office listening to your voice, quiet but firm. Your voice never raised and he wondered how you did it. He was indulgent to his anger. It was the driving force behind every kill, every shot. But even as you argued, the Handler’s voice becoming increasingly frustrated, yours never raised, not a decibel.

The result of the argument over this particular assignment had ended in your favor. Not a shock, you could do whatever you wanted to do. A high-end assignment could easily be won in your favor. What was a shock was you approaching Five, paper in hand.

“Boss says I’ve got to have a partner for this one.” you state blankly, sliding the paper across the lunch table to him. “How about it, Hargreeves?”

He blinked, reading the paper, glancing up at you. Another thing Five knew about you, you could go home. The Commission had signed off on it, the works and all. But no, you stayed. Dedicated as ever before. The thought ran through his head, your eyes glared into his. You could go home, but you weren’t going to.

He didn’t know what prompted him to state a firm, “Sure”. Maybe it was the cold, blank stare in your eyes. Maybe it was the quite beautiful, stoic impression you had. Like the marble of a Greek statue, depicting some tragic tall tale. But whatever it was, it earned him a delicate smile. “Thanks.” you replied, leaving him wondering what on Earth he had gotten himself into.

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Traveling with you, he learned you weren’t all you were made out to be.

Sure, the quiet, cold exterior was still there. But upon first glance, he noticed the slight care you put into things. The way you packed two mugs of coffee as opposed to just one. Not a word said but the action said enough. The way you meticulously packed each and every item you brought, making sure to extend the same courtesy to his belongings.

Small things really, but it said enough.

So you picked a direction, foot pressing down on the gas pedal of the 1977 Ford F-150 you had chosen out of a random parking lot. You were going 90 in Memphis, turning up the music. An old Van Morrison song, he could recognize the voice. It reminded him of his sister.

“Why so loud?” he ventured to ask.

Your eyes never left the road. “So thoughts don’t intrude.”

He blinked, not sure of what to say. You raised the coffee mug to your lips and he was once again reminded of the one you had brought for him. It raised a curious thought in his head. “Not an easy thing to just not think.” he remarked.

You glanced at him, almost as though you were taking him in. “I’ve managed.” you said plainly. A moment of silence went by. “Although, I will say Hargreeves you’re making it quite difficult to not think of anything with all your yapping.”

He chuckled, eyes peeled towards the rising sun. “Well what are you thinking about now that I’ve disturbed your peace of mind.”

Your lips turned up slightly, almost sadly although it was a smile. “Predictably, I wound up thinking of Elvis.” you chuckle softly. It was the first time he had heard you laugh. It was a nice sound, comforting almost. Somehow reminded him of home.

“Why Elvis?” he asked, a slight smile coming to his face.

You took one hand off the wheel, shrugging. “Mom always had it on the few times she was around.” you remarked. He noticed the way your lips curved as you spoke. The one small notation of emotion in your face, the one thing that gave you away. “Plus I wonder if he believes songs could come true.”

Five’s brows furrow. Your hand drums on the middle compartment of the truck. “Well, he spouts all this bullshit about love. Shit, he made a career off of it. But does the man actually believe in it? Love?”

“I don’t know.” he commented. “I mean I don’t think you have to believe in something to sing about it. There are thousands of others who wrote about it so I’m sure he had plenty of background to work with.”

You scoffed. “Well, then that would be plenty sad. I’m usually a cynic but I’d like to believe the man who wrote some of the most notable love songs the world’s known to have believed in it himself.”

“We’re in a world full of copycats and unoriginal imbeciles. The chances that Elvis believed in love songs is slim.”

At that you gave a laugh, a full bellied laugh. He looked up quizzically. Your face scrunched up as you did. The marble statue seemed to have melted into a beautiful glaze of colors. Five delighted in it. The fact that he had made your statue slightly crack and crumble. You had done the same to him, if he were being honest.

“And I thought I was the cynic.” you smirked, cheeks lifting ever so slightly. You sigh, looking at the sunrise with a sense of warmth. A nostalgic pull in your eyes. “All I’m saying is I’m asking for it if they do. Those love songs, I mean.”

Five nodded briefly, his eyes also glancing out at the sun.

“Have you ever loved someone like that?”

“No… have you?”

“No.”

The silence lay steady as you went ninety in Memphis.

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The two of you stopped at a 7-Eleven, dead of night. The bright fluorescent lights blinked as you walked through, taking a grab at the edible things that stuck out to you. When the two of you arrived at the register, your hand moved to your pocket. A ten and a five folded up nicely. There you were again, doing the thing he got such a mental kick out of. He had come prepared but it hadn’t even occurred to you to ask him for money.

You handed the cash to the man at the register, the same stony expression on your face.

A beautiful thin line.

There you were, paying for his things. If it were anyone else, he would’ve rejected this action. He would’ve seen it as a one up, a power dynamic, a petty maneuver. But with you, he realized it seemed to be your nature. There was a gentle nurturing you hid beneath your surface.

Five desperately wanted to know more.

You sat at a shitty table, wobbly with faded seats. You bit into a burger, silence hanging in the air almost peacefully as it always seemed to do with you. He looked down at his coffee and bagel. “Why’d you take this?” he asked quietly. “I mean… this assignment.”

You blinked, eyes vacant and blank. It was as though you were conjuring an answer to that yourself. As if, you still didn’t know the answer to it yourself. He was slowly beginning to realize that maybe you didn’t know what you wanted.

Your composure slacked, putting down your burger. “Better than nothing.” you responded, taking a sip of coffee. “This is my job. Might as well take the interesting ones.”

The lights seemed to blink with the slow pace of his heart. He took a bite of his bagel. “What are you going to do… after this is all over?”

You frown, as though the next thing that you were going to say would make you sad. “I don’t know what I’m going to do.”

He took a quiet sip of his coffee. “Me neither.”

The silence lay peacefully thick once more.

You were a rebel without a clue.

——-

Traveling with you only made Five more enamored with your presence.

You were gentle. Quite the opposite of him, actually. Sure, both of you were statues, cracked and slightly damaged, depicting a long life of sorrow. But you had a gentle warmth beneath the surface which Five rejoiced in.

The truck was filled with music as you went along. Sometimes you talked, other times you didn’t. You were there though. Present, in the moment. You pulled him back to Earth when his head seemed to wander off. You were deep, intellectual, interesting.

All the little things you did only made him admire you more. The way you quietly filled the gas tank. The way you flipped the pages of your book when he drove. The cadence of your voice, the vocabulary you used. The sad peaceful look on your face after a clean shot, the way your finger rested on the trigger.

A peaceful kind of falling.

One night, the two of you stopped at a motel. The night was dark, the stars shining brightly over an Alabama sky. Two beds, a small television that played old reruns of fifties sitcoms. “This is oddly nostalgic.” you commented. “Reminds me of home.”

It was one of the rare times you talked of home. He smiled softly. “Reminds me of home too… Maybe we can make the most of it.”

That night, you spent what was left of your serotonin. The motel door lay wide open, the laugh track on the television muffled as you sat on the second floor balcony. Both your backs lay stiff against the brick wall.

Five looked over at you, and you were gorgeous.

You chewed on your cheek and stared at the moon. “Hargreeves, I’ve got a confession.”

He blinked, looking over at you. The moonlight seemed to illuminate your graceful features. “What’s that?’

“I know I lived through it, all that pain… I lived through it to get to this moment.”

“This mission?”

You nodded. “With you.”

Five paused, his breath seemed to hitch in his throat. You glanced over at him. “I’ve got to say… I kinda like you, Hargreeves.”

He didn’t know words could mean so much. They were simple, short, barely a sentence. But you had said them and he knew from even the brief conversations with you, that you said what you meant. His lips upturned slightly, not enough to give him away. “I kinda like you too.”

Silence ensued. Five had a handful of grapes in his hand. You ate a sleeve of saltines on the floor. No proof of anything, not much said. But what was said was enough. In that moment, Five knew: he would do anything you wanted to.

You didn’t demand much. Maybe that was how people realized they would do anything for someone. Because they wouldn’t demand something irrational for them? Maybe that’s what made the few irrational demands doable? He realized he would do anything for you.

Whatever you want.

You looked over at him, a slight smile. “I Love Lucy marathon?”

He couldn’t drag his eyes away from your face.

“Whatever you want.”

…

Whatever you want.

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No tags except @olive-recs because i literally don’t know if any of my other mutuals are active 🕺

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mykinkyyandere · 2 years

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📜Five Hargreeves Masterlist📜

"What are you gonna do to me? 🥺"

⠀

📜𝔒𝔫𝔢-𝔖𝔥𝔬𝔱𝔰

Weak Princess - Five's desire to have you goes back to his childhood years. Over the years, this protective instinct turns into a darker, more obsessive desire. On top of that, you being so naive only makes things worse. (smut) (f!Reader)

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📜ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰

Five's Rules - The rules he set for you (smut) (f!Reader)

Stricter Rules - What does Five mean by "stricter rules" in Weak Princess? (smut) (f!Reader)

Traumatized Mannequin - He severely punishes you for something you didn't do and gets you traumatized (f!Reader)

Five's Love Languages - (smut) (f!Reader)

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📜𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔰

Palette - The apocalypse is coming but all you want is makeup and new dresses (f!Reader)

In The Future - He sees something in the future and tries to prevent it from happening (f!Reader)

Warm Water - You sit on the lap of mob boss Five at meetings (f!Reader)

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📜𝔒𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔰

Yandere Five and Ben

Did Five and Vanya had romantic feelings for each other?

About TUA and dark content

Incubus Five (smut)

Overstimulation as a punishment

Covering Ears

Homework or the end of the world

Unicorn's mermaid friend

Enemies to lovers

Misunderstanding

You're so careless and he's done

He fingers you on his knee (smut)

You bring your boyfriend home

Dancing on the TV

Two Dollar Bills

You have harmless and cute superpowers

You fight hot and your ex husband isn't happy about it.

You hit the chair

Faking Orgasms

Faking Orgasms 2

Wheezing

The siblings find out about yandere Five

Turning you into his living doll

Getting off without him (smut)

He's not Ben

Trying to escape like a lamb

Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy Part 2

Couples Therapy Part 3

You have Spider-Man's powers

You're used to taking care of yourself

Talking about your careless behaviors

Stress Baking

Diego finds you in his bedroom

The siblings talk with him about his behavior

Tying a vibrator and explaining

Another Couples Therapy

Thanks for the offer

He finds an empty house

Your child realizes something's wrong

Teddy Bear

Does the prince have daddy kink

Is the royalty AU Five worse

Women are better

Trying to hurt him

Taking a shower

Split Personality

Squirting (smut)

Daddy Issues

Holding back your orgasm (smut)

Severe Depression

Wanting to sit on his face

That's a lot to take in

Regretful husband inspo

What's in the kitchen? (Weak Princess)

Yandere reader

Acting cute and innocent to fool him

Singer reader

Oral Fixation (smut)

You cry when he's angry about something small

Sleepwalker

The fear of being touched

Not talking for a stupid reason

2 of no talking for a stupid reason

You're pregnant but you think you're sick

Would Allison rumor you? (Traumatized Mannequin)

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suitte23 · 21 days

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♥️ 🗨️ 🔗 　 ︙

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suitte23 🪭 : so you came around my house and you left your marks with your fingertips.

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mashimallows: the horror (ben hargreeves).

nothing yet...

matetsu: the kraken (diego hargreeves).

nothing yet...

netieyam: the séance (klaus hargreeves).

nothing yet...

bupivacaina: the boy (five hargreeves).

nothing yet...

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ur-fav-inactive-writer · 1 year

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𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐄𝐘

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

(Strangely) Cherished Mornings (D.H) 💟❤️💗🌸

Sweeter Dreams (K.H) ❤️💌💗🌺

I guess I'm in love (K.H) 💟❤️💗💐

Who did this to you?! (D.H) ❤️‍🩹❤️💌💞🌺

Chaotic Bonding (K.H) ❤️💌💞🌺

Pretty Please With A Dog On Top! (D.H) ❤️💌💞💐

I Usually Hate Kids... But She's Fine (F.H) ❤️💌💞🌺 (part two of Pretty Please With A Dog On Top!)

You Should Know I'll Be There For You (K.H) ❤️❤️‍🩹💌💐

𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬

Imagine being Diego Hargreeves' daughter & having to go to the doctor... ❤️💌💗🌸

Being Diego Hargreeves daughter & finding out about your (alleged) brother Stanley... ❤️💌💗🌺

Imagine being Klaus Hargreeves daughter & having parents evening... ❤️💌💗🌸

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

Being Diego Hargreeves daughter would include... ❤️💌💗

Strict(ish) (U! B.H) 💟❤️💗

Being Diego Hargreeve's Shy Girlfriend would include❤️💟💞

Being Luther/Diego's Daughter Would Include... ❤️💌

𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

Being _____'s lover would include... (Hargreeves)❤️❤️‍🩹💟

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samdeancass · 2 months

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Diego Hargreeves Masterlist

Make It Count

#diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves imagine #diego hargreeves fanfiction #diego hargreeves fluff #diego hargreeves angst #diego hargreeves masterlist #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy imagine #the umbrella academy fanfiction #the umbrella academy fluff #the umbrella academy angst #the umbrella academy masterlist

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joenotexotic99 · 1 year

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Masterlist

Rules for my page/requesting

Requests are closed

young royals

Check out my Ao3 for this fandom because I spell check stuff there and it's generally better.(My username is the same)

imagines:

winter baking

smuts:

bathroom quickie

(Series) the bet

blurbs:

incorrect quote one

incorrect quote two

incorrect quote three

Incorrect quote four

Incorrect quote five

Incorrect quote six

headcannon: - nothing yet-

the umbrella academy

imagines: -nothing yet-

smuts:

the pleasure before the storm

Punishing five

blurbs:cockwarming klaus

headcannon: sub!five

Band of brothers

Imagines: -nothing yet-

Smuts:

Sleeping with them for the first time

Sleeping with them for the first time pt2

Blurbs: -nothing yet-

Headcanon:

Eugene roe x !French speaking reader

Cooking for easy company pt 1

Cooking for easy company pt 2

Camping with easy company pt 1

Camping with easy company pt2

How they are when you have a hangover over

Love tropes

Love tropes pt2

Eugene roe x German nurse

Telling them you're pregnant

other

imagines: -nothing yet-

smuts:

Elia kane x reader

blurbs:

soft morning (top gun maverick)

Meme 1

Meme 2

headcannon:

lice problems (top gun maverick)

Pedro pascal x reader (smut)

#young royals #masterlist #young royals masterlist #the umbrella academy masterlist #band of brothers masterlist

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smutgallore · 2 years

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The Umbrella Academy Masterlist

Alison Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Masterlist

#the umbrella academy #tua #smut #tua smut #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #alison hargreeves #the umbrella academy masterlist

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sortofanobsession · 2 years

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The Umbrella Academy

Reader Insert (WIP)

Will o' the Wisp Season 1 Diego x Female Reader Ao3

Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4 (Original Vanya pronouns).

Ch. 5, Ch 6, Ch 7, Ch 8, Ch 9, Ch 10, Ch 11

Rewrite of Ch. 1-4 with Viktor (he/they) pronouns

Reader Insert (Complete Oneshots)

Reading Whenever Diego x Gender Neutral Reader

#The Umbrella Academy Masterlist #TUA Masterlist #Masterlists

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cherrycheolcoups · 1 year

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the umbrella academy masterlist

STARTED: 2/14/23

klaus hargreeves:

n/a for now

diego hargreeves:

n/a for now

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #the umbrella academy masterlist #tua masterlist #cherrycheolcoups

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mysterious-ocarina · 2 years

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Umbrella Academy Masterlist

Ben Hargreeves Diego Hargreeves Klaus Hargreeves Number Five

#masterlist #the umbrella academy masterlist

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bupivacaina · 10 days

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it's bittersweet that i don't wanna taste, i don't think it's going to be that sweet.

ben hargreeves (seis):

nada aún...

cinco hargreeves:

nada aún...

diego hargreeves (dos):

nada aún...

klaus hargreeves (cuatro):

nada aún...

#꒰͡ ͜ ı ͜ ͡꒱ © bupivacaina.#𖹭. sour grapes ‘ 🌂#🪞 : satan 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊.#the umbrella academy masterlist

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 3 months

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The Umbrella Academy Masterlist

Klaus Christmas Movie Concept & Poster

#the umbrella academy masterlist #the umbrella acdemy #tua

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holocenestatelines · 2 years

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Luther Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

#the umbrella academy masterlist #🖤.txt

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berystraw · 3 months

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The Masterlist—

Note: Everything I write is strictly fictional and for entertainment. Any names mentioned that pertain to any person in real life is only coincidental. Read at your own risk! Requests are open!

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badkitty3000 · 2 months

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MY MASTER LIST OF NUMBER FIVE FANFICTION

I write exclusively Number Five Hargreeves smutty fanfiction. If you have any requests for one shots featuring Five x reader-insert or my original characters, please let me know! I am always up for new ideas and would love to hear yours! Use the Ask Me Anything button for requests.

The only "rules" I have are as follows ( no judgement to anyone, I just have my preferences):

Five will be aged up to at least 17 or 18 (body wise) or older

Five is an old man underneath it all, so no teenage romances or crushes

No rape/non-con, but dub-con is ok

No ABO, hardcore BDSM, Yandere

POSTED ON TUMBLR:

Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee -Chapters 1-6

Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee-Chapters 7-

**Ongoing work in progress**

Five x Female Reader, Klaus x Female Reader, Ongoing Multichapter

Summary: You and Klaus are in a casual relationship. No ties, just sex. When you start spending a lot of time at his apartment, you somehow manage to break through his brother's prickly outer shell. He seems to like you, or at least tolerate you the best that Five can. When you start to realize that maybe there is more than just mutual friendship between the two of you, it opens up a lot of feelings and unanswered questions. And a lot of problems.

Physical Fitness

Five x Female Reader, 2800 words, one-shot

Summary: Five has been distant lately, but you discover all he needs is a good workout to get his mind back on you again

Lewd Public Acts

Five x Female OC, 7,412 words, one-shot

Summary: Getting busy in a public space with people around? The idea of someone witnessing everything becomes a turn on for Five's wife, and he is definitely up for the challenge. After all, he can never deny her anything. And, let's face it; there might be something in it for him, too.

Addicted

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot

Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.

Weak

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,891 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted, from Five's POV.

Summary: Even Five Hargreeves is no stranger to temptation. He tries to hard to stay away. He wants to do the right thing for once in his life. If not for himself, then for her. But every man has his breaking point.

Strength

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 4,427 words, one-shot, continuation of Addicted and Weak

Summary: Five is finally strong enough to give in to his true feelings and tell you how he feels. You are strong enough to let him.

The Download

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31, 310 words, 5 chapters

Summary: It's the end of the world and everyone you know is gone. After you find yourself at the Hotel Obsidian, you realize you have something in common with the rest of the remaining population. When Number Five takes a particular interest in you, and your special ability, the evening turns into much more than you expected. The universe may be hours away from imploding, but you and Five are going out with a bang.

Chapters 1 and 2

Chapters 3, 4, 5

All Of My Works On AO3

Halo (Series)

Five x Female OC multi-part series that follows Five and his eventual wife, Vivian, through many stages of their life together. 5 parts total.

All parts in this series rated E for explicit sex.

Halo

First part in series, 25,460 words, 7 chapters

Summary: What starts as a one-night stand eventually turns into a growing romance. Number Five and Vivian are drawn to one another, despite their initial resistance. However, Five's past makes a relationship difficult and she has some issues of her own. Despite an unhealthy codependency, their lives are intertwined. For better or for worse.

Hole In My Soul

Second part in series, 30,903 words, 11 chapters

Summary: Vivian and Five now have an established relationship and are in love. She melds easily into the Hargreeves family as Five finally discloses their relationship to his siblings. But some disturbing behavior from Five makes Viv re-evaluate her choices. Will their love for one another be enough when life throws them a curve ball and they have some tough decisions to make?

Just Like Heaven

Third part in series, 25,362 words, 8 chapters

Summary: Vivian and Five have been actively trying to start a family, but to no avail. The stress is wearing on them both and it's affecting their once solid relationship. With the last few months left on Five's Commission contract, he is looking forward to putting that part of his life in the past. However, Viv is soon confronted with a harsh truth that puts their relationship in jeopardy.

Promise To Kill

Fourth part in series, 86,881 words, 12 chapters

Summary: Five is married to the love of his life, with a young son, and the retirement life he always dreamed. Everything is perfect. Which should have been Five's first clue that something was going to go wrong. A new discovery involving his child leads to a horrible family tragedy. The Umbrella Academy has to step up to save the day and Five's family.

Our Forever

Fifth and final part in series, 32,175 words, 8 chapters

Summary: Five's never been great with healthy coping skills. Even after all this time. When he is faced with a horrible tragedy and he doesn't know how to cope, he blames himself, as usual. But this time, it seems it can't be fixed. Until a sudden vision from beyond makes him realize that maybe he can after all.

Five/Vivian One-Shot Series

Five x OC collection of one-shots that show little glimpses into Five and Vivian's life over the years, in no particular order or timeline. 11 works in total.

All works in this series rated E or M for explicit sex/smut

Damaged 3,210 words

Extra Credit 6,436 words

Piece de Resistance aka The French Lady Incident 7,999 words

The New Neighbor 7,136 words

Sharp Dressed Man 5,514 words, co-authored by KayBreezy

Coming And Going 5,491 words

Let's Hear It For The Boy 7,508 words

You Are My Constant 19,757 words

Summary: This is technically a one-shot, but it's longer because it depicts Five and Vivian's honeymoon and contains more plot and character development

Lewd Public Acts 7,412 words (same story that is posted on Tumblr)

When Number Five Steps Out, He's Gonna Do You In 8,730 words, co-authored by KayBreezy

Take Me To Church 6,465 words

Works separate from my series:

The Sexual Awakenings Of Mr. Number Five Hargreeves

Five x Various Female OCs, 40,516 words, 8 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: Relatively speaking, it wasn’t that long ago that Five was a total moron when it came to sex, and women in general. Having spent his most formative years isolated and alone, once he was thrown back into society, his lack of experience was obvious.... And even though he tried not to let it bother him, he quickly realized that it did. It bothered him a lot.

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Five x Female OC (unnamed), Five x Dolores, 6,029 words, one-shot

Rated M for smut/sex

Summary: Five is trying his hardest to be in a real relationship with someone that cares about him. When he comes across a familiar face in a thrift shop window, all of his dreams of normalcy are dashed. And he can't help the decades-old feelings that resurface.

The Assassin's Date

Five x Female OC, 59,057 words, 9 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: After saving the world, Five Hargreeves is working as an independent hitman for hire. When a tough and beautiful woman is witness to one of his crimes, the last thing Five wants to do is kill her. Instead, he makes her a deal. If she goes on one date with him, he'll let her live. When she agrees, he can't help but notice that the date might be fake, but his feelings are real.

All Apologies

Five, The Hargreeves Siblings, Five x Dolores, 21,892 words, 4 chapters

Rated T for teen (language, mentions of masturbation)

Summary: All Five had wanted to do was to keep his family safe, and away from their father. As the young Umbrella Academy pull further away from one another, Five desperately tries to make them see that their only chance at a happy life is to get out from under Reginald's rule. His methods of convincing, however, lead to misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and typical Hargreeves drama. Years later, when Five is alone with only Dolores to talk to, he finds himself thinking back on all of his mistakes.

The Download

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 31,310 words, 5 chapters (also posted on Tumblr)

Rated E for explicit sex

The Text Mess

Five, Klaus, 5,576, one-shot, co-authored by KayBreezy

Rated T for teen (sexual references, clothed dick pics)

Summary: With no apocalypse looming, and Reginald gone, left with their powers but not much else, the Hargreeves were finally getting to figure out life on their own terms. Number Five was doing what he always did. He was surviving and doing his best to move on from his traumatic past, though the success of that endeavor was evident in the day-to-day reality of his new self-inflicted dark and lonely existence. And then along came Klaus...

Full Circle

Five x Female OC, 96,272 words, 14 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex, threats of rape, violence, child abuse

Summary: Even without an apocalypse to head off, Five has lived a hard life. Physical and emotional abuse from his father, along with devastating heartbreak; this is all he knows throughout his teenage years. As an adult, he becomes a Mafia Hitman. And not a Hitman with a heart of gold. After years of childhood trauma, Five is willing to kill, no questions asked, for the crime family he works for. When the one person in his life that ever meant anything to him shows up ten years later, he's willing to love and be loved again. But everything comes at a price.

It's A Wonderful Life, Five Hargreeves

Five x Female OC, 22,594 words, 5 chapters

Rated E for explicit sex

Summary: Five years after he and his siblings were abandoned by their father, and with no powers, Number Five is visited by his guardian angel. An annoyingly chipper woman that is anything but your typical angel. When he is unable to get rid of her, he finally gives in and she shows him what it means to be grateful for what he has and to stop pushing his family away. Inspired by both A Christmas Carol and It's A Wonderful Life.

Addicted

Five x Female Reader-Insert, 3,199 words, one-shot (also posted on Tumblr)

Rated M for smut/sex

Summary: Sometimes our bodies get a taste of something so good that it's nearly impossible to quit. No matter how bad it is for us. And right now that something is Five Hargreeves.

Love In The Time of Cholera and Coffee

Five x Female Reader-Insert, Klaus x Female Reader-Insert, Multi-Chapter work in progress

Rated E for explicit sex

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