#the princess bride quotes

[recycledcactus]

GUYS

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[All four photos are from the movie ‘The Princess Bride’. In all four photos, two men face off in a fight. The one always on the left named Westley wears all black in a medieval but bandit fashion. He has a black mask over his eyes that have holes cut so he can see through. The mask also covers his hair. The man always on the right is a giant named Fezzik also wearing medieval clothes but they’re more beige and grey. He is very built and strong with dark curly hair. He swings a punch at Westley in the third image. They both stand in a grassy but rocky plain with a few trees around.

Over the course of the four photos they have a conversation that goes like this:

Fezzik: Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?

Westley: Oh, no, it’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

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[tayliterature]

William Goldman, The Princess Bride // Taylor Swift, Gorgeous

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[lisa-and-shadow]

I know it better than I know myself.

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[kyloren]

arya: hello. my name is arya stark of winterfell. you killed my father. prepare to die.

literally anyone else: *runs the other way*

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[darklythroughtheforest]

for @the-lady-princess-of-gallifrey : because she kicks ass in cosplay

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[rpmusings-galore]

                  Hear this now: I will ALWAYS come for you.

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[rpmemes-galore]

The Princess Bride  {Sentence Starters}

“You mock my pain.”

“We'll never survive.”

“You're just stalling, now.”

“Get used to disappointment.”

“You have a great gift for rhyme.”

“Isn't there any way you trust me?”

“You've made your decision then?”

“I admit it, you are better than I am.”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“Hear this now: I will always come for you.”

“That does put a damper on our relationship.”

“You seem a decent fellow. I’d hate to kill you.”

“Do you always begin conversations this way?”

“We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.”

“Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder, today.”

“This is true love. You think this happens every day?”

“Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.”

“All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”

“Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.”

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“But, you must have known I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it.”

“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”

“I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

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[what-strange-lives-we-live]

Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

The Princess Bride, William Goldman

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[queen-of-the-grapefruits]

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

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[recycledcactus]

i’m rewatching the princess bride and

Inigo: Who are you? Westley (disguised of course): No one of consequence Inigo: I must know Westley: Get used to disappointment

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[great-quotations]

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Wesley/the dread pirate Roberts/Man in Black, The Princess Bride

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[webeyodelin]

The world isn't fair, Bill. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.

William Goldman, The Princess Bride

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[tazzygal]

I SCREWED UP!!!!

First of all, I'm sorry that I offended people by using abelist quotes in my rant on boobs.

Second, I messed up a quote big time!

http://tazzygal.tumblr.com/post/85812507263/orihime-strawberry-love-superduperfitblr

Quote from my post:  "I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon."

I re-watched "The Princess Bride" and realized I totally screwed up the quote that I was going for here, AND because it's not the quote that I thought it was, it's even more insulting than the original insult's intent.

The ACTUAL line from "The Princess Bride" was:  

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.  Westley: You're that smart?  Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?  Westley: Yes.  Vizzini: Morons. 

I THOUGHT the quote was, "They were morons.  The slow students in class."  

Turns out my brain conflated the full "warthog" line:

Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

...and a scene from "The Big Bang Theory" with different lines but the same meaning:

Sheldon Cooper: [addressing a class of graduate students] I weep for the future of science. Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out.

So I TOTALLY screwed up.

What I SHOULD have said in my rant line was either, "I'll repeat that for you, and I'll use small words, you warthog-faced buffoon," or, "Since you're as great a moron as Aristotle, Plato, and Socrates, I'll repeat that for you"  

Either of those would both keep in with the general sarcastic tone of the rant, plus it would have been a CORRECT paraphrase of the quote, so that it didn't come off as abelist or excessively rude.  

Yes, I was slinging insults, but I wanted them to be fun and cheerful, not excessive and out-of-place.

So, yeah, I own this one, I'll eat this one, and I sincerely apologize to everyone who was offended by my original line.  Abelism wasn't my intention.  Being funny and quoting TPB was.  Blah on me.

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[reystars]

The Princess Bride Quotes (1/?)

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

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[tea-books-lover]

27/03/2014 Quote of the day

“I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.” 

The Princess Bride, William Goldman

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