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oh hey this is how i control my wii remote.

this is the position my right hand is in when i play minecraft. the group chat is murdering me for it. thoughts?

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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

#juno i see that damn tag /pos

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hey spiderman me and my friends saw you swinging overhead the other day and we started arguing about whether or not you could say faggot so I've come here to ask. please answer in my favour we bet a pizza on it

last week i fought the lizard but id had a rough day and didnt wanna think of any clever quips so i just hit him with the "faggot says what?" and i got him so fucking good

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Five Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 5

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves

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sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

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#no no no you cant do this dont make me choose ;-;

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#fave

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uh oh! seems as though your friend and mine steamboat willie has lost his voice!

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im so fucking obsessed with mrtoasten this is like some kind of eldritch being

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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

#ill never not reblog this. for the bit. baliw you wont see this but you know whats up

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story of my life

(i hope this makes sense to someone)

#yeah #exactly that

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Happy 10th anniversary to Winter Soldier coming out!

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Wall painters: oh no! We ran out of brushes to paint this wall with!

guy who’s really into licking paint and using his tongue to get it all over the walls:

#hey cryptid where the fuck did this come from #/pos.i think

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Via @danacea at Bluesky.